Things you wish you could say to customers (You're one of those people)

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  • @brunobandiera2062
    @brunobandiera2062 3 місяці тому +39

    Karen/Ken: "...we're never coming to this restaurant again !" Server: "..you promise ?"

  • @carlariggs525
    @carlariggs525 3 місяці тому +44

    A customer made me so angry, I went to the kitchen and kicked the cold storage locker. I sprained my toe but the customer lived. all good.

    • @ninadouglas7267
      @ninadouglas7267 3 місяці тому +1

      You need anger management skills.

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 3 місяці тому

      Sounds like they already have those skills​@@ninadouglas7267

    • @giulia8910
      @giulia8910 3 місяці тому +1

      Have you ever tried contact spots? I was calmer when I was doing them than now that I stopped

    • @carlariggs525
      @carlariggs525 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ninadouglas7267 funny....

  • @jacobmounts8975
    @jacobmounts8975 3 місяці тому +37

    The answer is "Fu€k off!" 😆
    I get north Texas/Oklahoma vibes from the "cowboy" too. 😂

    • @QuarrellaDeVil
      @QuarrellaDeVil 3 місяці тому

      There's that saying in Fort Worth: Real cowboys have the s-it on the *outside* of their boots.

  • @kashigata
    @kashigata 3 місяці тому +15

    Superb as always, Scubes!

  • @cdldriver2348
    @cdldriver2348 3 місяці тому +39

    "Is your chicken grass fed?"
    Sarcasm homies....

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +6

      No mention of chicken been grass fed in this skit. The topic is cooking of chicken , bro:)

    • @cdldriver2348
      @cdldriver2348 3 місяці тому

      @@Veronica.A. it goes along with the absurd medium rare chicken, neither exist. Sarcasm…

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cdldriver2348And nor does grass fed salmon. The list can be endless if sarcasm is the issue.😊

    • @cdldriver2348
      @cdldriver2348 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Veronica.A. I stuck with chicken for reference, BTW, Scubeskitchen mention one of his customers in another skit say if his chicken was grassfed.

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому

      @@cdldriver2348 And I gave another example of sarcasm, since that was highlighted by you. Anyways, I haven't watched all his skits so I am not aware of Scubeskitchen coming up with grass-fed chicken and if he did, it's hilarious.😂

  • @mrbear1302
    @mrbear1302 3 місяці тому +18

    I used to work in a large retail store and people would snap their fingers at me all the time. I would actually walk up to them and say "I'm not your dog!"

  • @jimschleich8753
    @jimschleich8753 3 місяці тому +7

    Fun fact: you CAN say these things. Once per employer usually. But you CAN say these things.

  • @spocksvulcanbrain
    @spocksvulcanbrain 3 місяці тому +6

    "...the answer is ...." OMG! So funny!

  • @sazi
    @sazi 3 місяці тому +3

    These vids are always so cathartic.

  • @Nobuhara
    @Nobuhara 3 місяці тому +9

    I swear I remembered Jeenie's video 'I am dancing to your snaps! :D ' haha, both very good!

    • @kashigata
      @kashigata 3 місяці тому +2

      Jeenie rocks too!

  • @DH62M
    @DH62M 3 місяці тому +2

    Good answer! Good answer! 👏👏👏

  • @barbarakilman271
    @barbarakilman271 3 місяці тому +5

    Ed Debevic's and Barney's Beanery you can expect to be told what they think

  • @PB-tr5ze
    @PB-tr5ze 3 місяці тому +5

    I swear you could easily be the GM for "Dick's last Resort".

  • @Lichmaster_1
    @Lichmaster_1 3 місяці тому +6

    I 100% agree with all that's beeing said against the customers. Still some wouldn't get it...

    • @pltatman1
      @pltatman1 3 місяці тому

      Their costumes suck though, they just look like regular diners. Damn autocomplete!

    • @Lichmaster_1
      @Lichmaster_1 3 місяці тому

      @@pltatman1 thanks for pointing it out 👍

  • @MMathis
    @MMathis 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh yeah…was a host at a restaurant that didn’t take reservations. Lady screamed at me because I seated a party of 2 before her party of 8, so badly wanted to say something. Thankfully we had great managers we could turn those kinds of people over to.

  • @relwalretep
    @relwalretep 3 місяці тому

    Nice hat, Scubes!!

  • @phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690
    @phantomvampyressshadowkiss4690 3 місяці тому

    That is so true with the food thing getting to a table of 2 before the table of 4 to 10

  • @roberthunter5059
    @roberthunter5059 3 місяці тому +1

    Customer: I'm never coming back here!
    Me: Ask me if I care.
    True story. Told my manager and she shook her head and laughed.

  • @SatoriSoul
    @SatoriSoul 3 місяці тому

    I have raised Chickens, Chickens are used for clearing land as well as eggs and meat, yes they can and do eat grass.

  • @everyonecallsmealii
    @everyonecallsmealii 3 місяці тому

    Wow chef Scubes had enough with these people!😅😆

  • @beckysnyder4591
    @beckysnyder4591 3 місяці тому

    Scubeskitchen-- I worked in a cafeteria in a well known food processing place for 26 years, The things that were said to me over that time. I'm going to give 2 examples from the same guy at different time. Came to the register with a bowl of chili, " I don't like beans in my chili. Will you pick them out for me." I told him no. He said " my wife does". I almost busted out laughing but looked at him & said " well, I'm not your wife." Another time he wanted 2 10 dollar bills for a 20. Told him I could give him a 10 & 2- 5's. He said that it was not the same. He was a maintainenec man for this company.

  • @octo.saurus
    @octo.saurus 3 місяці тому

    Things you wish you could say: ❌
    Things I wish I could say: ✅

  • @mariepollard8734
    @mariepollard8734 3 місяці тому

    It's not just restaurants you've no idea how many times I've wanted to say that to customers in sa er the supermarket where you can "eat well for less"

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 3 місяці тому

    Satisfying.

  • @txominabel6353
    @txominabel6353 3 місяці тому

    I usually responded to snappers with I'm not a dog or a bark And people who shook their drinks to get my attention I usually asked if they were trying to make music

  • @carebear5343
    @carebear5343 3 місяці тому +1

    Sounds like a bad day. ☹️

  • @whofandb
    @whofandb 3 місяці тому

    Love it.

  • @berrie-nice-to-meet-you
    @berrie-nice-to-meet-you 3 місяці тому

    0:57 and the customer never showed up again. It worked!

  • @lenalyman9526
    @lenalyman9526 3 місяці тому

    Woa, that’s spicy

  • @lswallace4885
    @lswallace4885 3 місяці тому

    I never would acknowledge snapping fingers or someone yelling waitress🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. It’s always the ones who’ve never worked in hospitality & think they know something.

  • @goldenalex22
    @goldenalex22 3 місяці тому

    You belong in the Karen Cafe
    Damn, I wish you could say these in IRL 😂😢

  • @pompommania
    @pompommania 3 місяці тому

    In Japan they do serve raw chicken. Not saying I would eat it however 😏

  • @desertrose1710
    @desertrose1710 3 місяці тому

    You’re awesome and easy on the eyes.🥰

  • @stephaniehowe0973
    @stephaniehowe0973 3 місяці тому +1

    A customer tried that snapping fingers bull at my job.
    Oh no no no

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +3

      Same here. I work for the service industry and people can be cringe- worthy at times.

    • @stephaniehowe0973
      @stephaniehowe0973 3 місяці тому

      @@Veronica.A.
      I asked him where did he think he was.
      I don't rely on tips fortunately

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому

      @@stephaniehowe0973 Neither do I sweetheart. I work for healthcare. But it still is a customer centred industry just as a restaurant is.

    • @stephaniehowe0973
      @stephaniehowe0973 3 місяці тому

      @@Veronica.A.
      And they did that? Awww He'll no!
      My manager quit months ago. So I have a Super.
      She can't stand him either.

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому

      @@stephaniehowe0973 Well I was finger- snapped at once. But I ignored it , as I'm not on a random beck and call of anyone and I have my own dignity. And I had a very amazing co- worker and a gem of a dude,who handled the situation and the patient very well.
      But it's not only the finger-snapping. There are most instances where the customer or the patient ( in my profession), will act like a complete jerks and females are more vulnerable to their tantrums, unfortunately.

  • @roxcyn
    @roxcyn 3 місяці тому

    Oh my 😂.

  • @vonnydang
    @vonnydang 3 місяці тому +1

    *On God!!!!* 🤬😤😮‍💨

  • @dragoneater6771
    @dragoneater6771 3 місяці тому

    Nah. I could never treat customers or servers that way. I'd get fired and kicked out 😂. I'm that %15 tipper that desires restuarant workers make a living wage. Hell, I don't even make a living wage 😂.

    • @jc1400
      @jc1400 3 місяці тому

      I would never treat some one this way out loud, but in my head this is what is playing

    • @dragoneater6771
      @dragoneater6771 3 місяці тому

      @@jc1400Oh I was just responding to what he's saying in the parenthesis that says,"You're one of those people." I just couldn't be like that to waiters or servers.

  • @bayernfanladyl1879
    @bayernfanladyl1879 3 місяці тому +2

    Yeah…. 7 grilled cheese and house salads are faster than 2 well done steaks. And if they order their steaks well done they absolutely gonna insist on 12 sides of ranch

  • @Fell-ru1gs
    @Fell-ru1gs 3 місяці тому

    i always order my chicken medium rare what you mean 🤨🤨

  • @EvanEdwards
    @EvanEdwards 3 місяці тому +1

    I love that pork can now be way undercooked compared to how it used to have to be cooked. Within people's lifetimes the food supply has become radically safer. It used to have to be stark white and completely dry. Now a bit of pink (a little LITTLE bit of pink!) and 145° internal temp is completely safe, even in restaurants. It used to be 160°/165° (aka, the "kill everything temp" for meat ground on a grinder that processes multiple types of food).

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat 2 місяці тому

      Have you not seen the nightmare stories about Hormel and their horrible sanitation issues? Google is your friend.

  • @BionicPig95
    @BionicPig95 3 місяці тому +3

    And then your car blows up when you go to turn it on after work

    • @nicholasselke5214
      @nicholasselke5214 3 місяці тому

      And what customer is going to know which car is mine? When I worked at a restaurant, I parked out of sight from the restaurant for a reason

    • @BionicPig95
      @BionicPig95 3 місяці тому

      @@nicholasselke5214 they’re Italians. They kinda specialize in that type of thing

  • @lemurwrangler4963
    @lemurwrangler4963 3 місяці тому

    lol/moo

  • @yarapoo2
    @yarapoo2 3 місяці тому

    Bad day?

  • @barbarakopassakis8676
    @barbarakopassakis8676 3 місяці тому +1

    Repeat

  • @cyberwomble7524
    @cyberwomble7524 3 місяці тому +4

    The bots are literally bottoms - the AI needs tweaking.

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 місяці тому

      Literally bottoms huh?

    • @cyberwomble7524
      @cyberwomble7524 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat In reference to the photos that depict who or what the bots are; "literally" is the correct word. Talking arses, chatty bums, mouthy rears if you will.

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 місяці тому +1

      @@cyberwomble7524 OK... so... you are saying these bots are a gluteus or are you saying they are the receiver in a gay relationship?
      You stated that, "Bots are literally bottoms." Nothing was stated to support that these bots is a talking sphincter.
      The anal cavity does not have vocal cords to be literally be a talking butt nor can some have physical s3x with a text program.
      So no literally is not the right word. Please note, I am not attacking you. Using literally has become something people say just to emphasis their statement but it is used improperly. I'm not one to be the grammar police, trust me, excluding this example. I too, do not use the greatest of English and my Japanese still needs a lot of work.
      If I were to say, "I am so hungry, I could literally eat a whole cow." That would mean I can eat a whole cow... I can not eat a whole cow but I am trying to convey that I'm very hungry.
      Thank you for the kind discussion and not insulting or attacking each other.

  • @samholdsworth420
    @samholdsworth420 3 місяці тому

    Yummy rare 🐣

  • @teeteestar3012
    @teeteestar3012 3 місяці тому +1

    Stop making fun of Italians. It’s rude.

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 3 місяці тому +2

    So chicken sashimi at a strip mall isn’t such a good idea?
    Who knew

  • @srepinS
    @srepinS 3 місяці тому

    Whats wrong with eating before others?

    • @brennaballen9783
      @brennaballen9783 3 місяці тому +1

      It is generally considered rude and the height of bad manners to begin eating before everyone at the table has been served. The reverse is also true. One should not ask the server to remove one's plate until all the diners at the table have finished.
      That said, over thirty years of food service and I have noticed that the concept of manners has almost utterly disappeared. It seems parents no longer teach their children how to behave at the table. I've seen adults with the most atrocious of manners....even in fine dining restaurants.

    • @srepinS
      @srepinS 3 місяці тому

      @brennaballen9783 Most people are mature enough to not care, I genuinely never knew that there are people who aren't.

  • @DianeRepasky
    @DianeRepasky 3 місяці тому

    I generally like your videos & click on them often. However, they are generally free from foul language. I wish this one had been. :-(

    • @jordanyoung1672
      @jordanyoung1672 3 місяці тому

      Have you ever worked in a restaurant? F*ck off is tame .😂

    • @stevewilson6723
      @stevewilson6723 3 місяці тому +1

      You would never survive working on a cook line. Hell, I yell at my servers for their screwups with my extensive 4 letter-word vocabulary and I am just a cook.

  • @nemure
    @nemure 3 місяці тому

    Again and again and again te uploading the same video
    I'm tired of complaining and never see a reply or an improvement.
    Next time I'll do like the others and quit this channel for good
    Is better not to upload often but keep a certain lv of quality and seriousness than uploading the same thing insulting the viewers man

    • @VeenaThompson777
      @VeenaThompson777 3 місяці тому +5

      Quit it then instead of complaining. Most of us have very recently started watching the channel and these combos of skits makes someone like me aware of what this channel is about.

    • @nemure
      @nemure 3 місяці тому

      @@VeenaThompson777 you don't understand it
      He upload the same combo, the same mix 10 times easily, not a new mix of older videos, the exact same over and over and over again

    • @VeenaThompson777
      @VeenaThompson777 3 місяці тому +3

      @@nemure I understand perfectly where you are coming from. He is doing it for the benefit of those who started watching his channel late. However, nobody's forcing you to watch his channel. It's your choice.🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Veronica.A.
    @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +5

    " We was" or "we were?" They cant even speak properly and then act bossy.
    And nobody should snap fingers at the working staff.
    Edit: YT keeps deleting my reply to this very rude and obnoxious @mmoney3523. In reply to his threatening message to me, I am more than happy to meet him at the address he has provided alongwith my body builder hubby. Let's see if this man here in the comments section,has the galls to threaten me in front of him.

    • @mmoney416
      @mmoney416 3 місяці тому +1

      That actually is proper English if youse in NYC. If alla yooz wanna complain about the way we tawk, then why not says it to ours facies

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +2

      @@mmoney416 Excuse me?! Was I even remotely talking to u or about u? Or do u just like to troll for the sake of it?

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 3 місяці тому +2

      @@mmoney416 And no! Thank Christ that I ain't in NYC anymore.

    • @mmoney416
      @mmoney416 3 місяці тому +1

      @Veronica.A. You were saying my accent and manner of speech wasn't correct. I took offense to that

    • @mmoney416
      @mmoney416 3 місяці тому

      @Veronica.A. You left for a reason, you couldn't handle us. However, this video is literally like my day-to-day interactions. It's not being rude, it's how we show we care