Vinny plays one of the worst games on steam (Dark Years)

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @ChulioRCHulio
    @ChulioRCHulio 11 місяців тому +1422

    Yes UA-cam - Deadly premonition is exactly what Vinny played here. Thank you for your input

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 11 місяців тому +127

      The Virgin Deadly Premonition vs. The True Lord Chad of All Dark Years

    • @joebyron9343
      @joebyron9343 11 місяців тому +89

      Tbf it looks almost exactly the same graphics wise

    • @KrispyKrabby
      @KrispyKrabby 11 місяців тому +8

      Lmao I was gonna comment about that and THIS is the first reply I see... 💀
      it does look like deadly premonition tho 👀

    • @spoonshiro
      @spoonshiro 11 місяців тому +49

      This game wishes it was half as well made as Deadly Premonition.

    • @savanna2dope
      @savanna2dope 11 місяців тому +31

      I would love to see Vinny play Deadly Premonition tbf

  • @lovescarguitar
    @lovescarguitar 11 місяців тому +684

    I like how the game takes place in the 50s, but there are "modern" police cars. And the explosive timer was digital

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 11 місяців тому +71

      Modern American police cars, at that.

    • @nobodyinparticular9640
      @nobodyinparticular9640 11 місяців тому +4

      Where do you think the rest of the world got that technology from, mh? C:

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 11 місяців тому +16

      And the clothing feels post 50s, like the guy with a modern puffer jacket with a tag on the back

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 11 місяців тому +19

      @@Alec_Reaper And the bloke next to him has a baseball cap, which wouldn’t be seen in Britain until 30 years later, and that particular style was only just introduced in 1940, so wasn’t as popular in the USA yet anyway.

    • @vanessaashford9203
      @vanessaashford9203 10 місяців тому

      it's because they're cheap/possibly stolen assets

  • @ultimateslayerguy
    @ultimateslayerguy 11 місяців тому +196

    We eating good today, Jiffy Bros

  • @Guardison
    @Guardison 11 місяців тому +690

    I'll never forget Jiffy Bro. His time in the spotlight wasn't long, but it was bright.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 11 місяців тому +36

      Thanks Jiffy Bro

    • @aiexzs
      @aiexzs 11 місяців тому +2

      how's the name pronounced again?

    • @BotFisherman
      @BotFisherman 11 місяців тому +15

      Giffy bro will be remembered forever

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 11 місяців тому +2

      Jiffy Bro for Smash

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 11 місяців тому +18

      I'm so sad that chat doesn't keep saying that to Vinny whenever he explains something.
      We could've kept it going for YEARS. DECADES even.. assuming Vinny doesn't turn to dust by then.

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 11 місяців тому +10

    10:48 for the duende music

  • @robcoopz2444
    @robcoopz2444 11 місяців тому +7

    7:45 they actually got the date wrong for the end off WW2
    And i'm sure those are WW1 British troops

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 11 місяців тому +5

      since the game is made by iranians i looked up if any conflict happened in 1947 and well...there was the palestine-british war which ended the Mandate of Palestine im guessing this is the conflict that picture was a reference to

    • @RainingMetal
      @RainingMetal Місяць тому +1

      And I'm pretty sure the photograph is that of troops at the start of the war, before the PTSD kicked in (the soldiers at the time were hyped for all the "honor and glory" that entailed).

  • @ISawABear
    @ISawABear 11 місяців тому +4

    8:11 ALSO that is an image from world war I

  • @JessicaCantlope
    @JessicaCantlope 11 місяців тому +11

    This game is really comforting to me for some reason. It's so bad I love it; I could watch Vinny play this all day.

  • @thebleachbartender1312
    @thebleachbartender1312 11 місяців тому +3

    I love the moments when it gets to a point where it might be softlocked and the games fighting to keep itself together through some miracle Vinny gets past it.

  • @antisnowman
    @antisnowman 11 місяців тому +2

    You're laughing. Jiffy Bro is too weak to answer your questions and you're laughing.

  • @stefohohoh_mm
    @stefohohoh_mm 11 місяців тому +3

    there's an uncanny similarity between the main character and italian youtuber Yotobi

  • @MsCounterMax
    @MsCounterMax 11 місяців тому +5

    If anyone is wondering, making the video wasn't the hardest - it was the thumbnail

  • @Fran_622
    @Fran_622 11 місяців тому +5

    0:39 my brain is so rotten this already made me laugh lmao

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 11 місяців тому +7

    the game design is very human. :)

  • @callmeahh
    @callmeahh 11 місяців тому +2

    Vinny just mentioning diaper chief sends me into a fit of laughter. What an amazingly stupid bit.

  • @jor4114
    @jor4114 11 місяців тому +2

    Vinny just can't help himself with the fucking Diaper Chief bit, can he?

  • @nostalgia_junkie
    @nostalgia_junkie 11 місяців тому +1

    7:42 cry laughing at this line delivery

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 11 місяців тому +9

    After unlocking a memory, I finally remembered Jim Sterling playing this.

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 11 місяців тому +4

    I still remember the voices from this game after AllShamNoWow did a video on it years back, this shit rules lol

  • @SousChefSalt
    @SousChefSalt 11 місяців тому +1

    It's him! The Diaper Jiffy Bro!

  • @iambecomegameend2972
    @iambecomegameend2972 11 місяців тому +10

    Watching vinny trying to investigate the crime scene while the song just kept going HAM was some of the hardest I’ve laughed. Why did the song need to be so intense???😂

  • @bolicob
    @bolicob 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks Jiffy Bro

  • @baranxlr
    @baranxlr 11 місяців тому +4

    Jiffy Bro.

  • @pixelcrunch300
    @pixelcrunch300 11 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: Dark Years was literally made as Iranian Propaganda.

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 8 місяців тому

      And, does it work? Are people really like "you know what, I think that we should get rid of women's rights" after playing it?

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 11 місяців тому +1

    I never thought I would ever hear "Thanks, Jiffy Bro" ever again. The Broteam years really were something special.
    Yes, this game is an experience. The voice acting is somehow both fake, TTS voices and legitimately sincere.

  • @wisemage0
    @wisemage0 11 місяців тому +1

    I can't leave without my buddy jiffybro.

  • @AlexanderOnTheYoutubes
    @AlexanderOnTheYoutubes 11 місяців тому +2

    Get on the jiffy bro rizz

  • @Bestien
    @Bestien 10 місяців тому +1

    Realistic British Simulator

  • @universalkun7150
    @universalkun7150 11 місяців тому +6

    This game is like a GMOD animation.

  • @afool8974
    @afool8974 11 місяців тому

    Quiet, sped up vomit in the ball pit is chaotically funny

  • @Slobbercat
    @Slobbercat 11 місяців тому +1

    Vinny, how many times, Vinny? You will just not let the diaper chief go! You cant let it be no matter how much you want to!
    Aye, it is a dreaded curse, to constantly recite the forbidden passage. I shudder to imagine hearing yet another "Colonel".

  • @candylandgaming5340
    @candylandgaming5340 2 місяці тому

    The fact that this is the only let’s play on UA-cam 😂

  • @Powoga
    @Powoga 11 місяців тому +1

    17:18 Story of my life.

  • @GriffinatorOriginal
    @GriffinatorOriginal 11 місяців тому +2

    I don’t believe this game released the same year as Witcher 3 and didn’t win GOTY

  • @HiddenInTheReeds
    @HiddenInTheReeds 11 місяців тому +1

    I was getting into the music in some parts

  • @lilguy7491
    @lilguy7491 11 місяців тому

    Only thing going for it is that sweet tanbour track.

  • @KaptinScuzgob
    @KaptinScuzgob 11 місяців тому +3

    i can barely speak english. should i set my game in england and make sure it has lots of voice lines?

  • @NinoJoel
    @NinoJoel 11 місяців тому +3

    I rember a free to download game back in like 2006 that looked like this.
    I still try to remember the name so hard.
    It had a ridiculous bad CGI helicopter scene at the end when escaping the isle you played in.
    It was playing in a sort of hospital/ mental asylum and was quite blody.

  • @KOTEBANAROT
    @KOTEBANAROT 9 місяців тому +1

    I kind of like the art direction im ngl...

  • @kaleo7046
    @kaleo7046 6 місяців тому

    HOLY FUCK SEPI MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS

  • @thelonewanderervn
    @thelonewanderervn 7 місяців тому

    Is this London or Baghdad?

  • @BalmoraBabe
    @BalmoraBabe 11 місяців тому

    I can't believe how bad the game is, its like a highschool project that got gave up on

  • @crackernipple6020
    @crackernipple6020 10 місяців тому +1

    The dialogue is like sonic 06 but with voice acting

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 7 місяців тому

      Real (Sonic 06 is goated tho)

  • @777mobin
    @777mobin 11 місяців тому +970

    As an Iranian, the country in which this game was made in, I am melting into the ground from second hand embarrassment and shitting my pants laughter at this disaster, thank you for playing binyot

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 11 місяців тому +142

      Thanks, Jiffy Bro!

    • @MegidolErin
      @MegidolErin 11 місяців тому +85

      Hee-Ho, Jiffy Bro!

    • @johnyamahakeyboard7472
      @johnyamahakeyboard7472 11 місяців тому

      i didn’t think Iran allowed such access to the internet, guess never always believe what the press tells you.

    • @dr.loboto1171
      @dr.loboto1171 11 місяців тому +65

      Can't believe this guy is literally the entire country of Iran

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 11 місяців тому +50

      as someone who isn't iranian, the idea of a period piece game set in 1950's Iran sounds pretty interesting and it's dissapointing that it was wasted

  • @MechmanUE
    @MechmanUE 11 місяців тому

    Thanks Jiffy Bro

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 11 місяців тому +556

    A great game is one you play over and over because you love it.
    A legendary game lets you make the funny warble voice noises by speening the camera.

    • @terriblyterrified8742
      @terriblyterrified8742 11 місяців тому +37

      - Sun Tzu (398 B.C.)

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 11 місяців тому +7

      But Vinny played this over and over because it was terminally broken

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 11 місяців тому +1

      Draw more Chica boobies, funny cough man

    • @nobodyinparticular9640
      @nobodyinparticular9640 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@terriblyterrified8742"And he knows a little more than you do pal, because he INVENTED IT!"

    • @terriblyterrified8742
      @terriblyterrified8742 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@nobodyinparticular9640 "and then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of wArBLy vOiCEs"

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 11 місяців тому +387

    Why does the main character talk like the Chinese Pokemon bootleg Gary Oak

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 11 місяців тому +213

    When did Joel get into voice acting?

    • @bobjoe3492
      @bobjoe3492 11 місяців тому +38

      Since Blue Shell Incident

  • @lordalseth
    @lordalseth 11 місяців тому +115

    i have a feeling i may need the date for the allies’ victory

  • @OkamioftheRinnegan
    @OkamioftheRinnegan 11 місяців тому +325

    This game is surprisingly progressive. It's the first one I've seen whose voice cast is composed entirely of living TTS programs.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +33

      Thus continuing the trend of quality decreasing as progressiveness increases.

    • @bigs5078
      @bigs5078 11 місяців тому +94

      ​@@KopperNeomandam libruls, injecting their TTS politics into ma games

    • @NixityNullt
      @NixityNullt 11 місяців тому +13

      That's called the french

    • @lames232
      @lames232 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bigs5078literally fahrenheit 451

    • @aussieontherocks99
      @aussieontherocks99 11 місяців тому +26

      ​@@NixityNulltaAAauhaAAahhh ttthhee phffrench.... - Orson Welles

  • @UmJammerChelle
    @UmJammerChelle 11 місяців тому +167

    I like how when Vinny was spinning the camera to get a warble effect on the voice at 17:04, the camera clips through the building he's standing next to and there's an NPC stuck in the walls.

    • @MsCounterMax
      @MsCounterMax 11 місяців тому +14

      Good eye

    • @usernamecipher
      @usernamecipher 10 місяців тому +6

      An NPC stuck in a wall in this game is a "minor inconvenience" when you have the whole wobbly thing happening
      But good eye! i wouldn't have noticed it myself

    • @MaxxyBee
      @MaxxyBee 5 місяців тому

      the unknown

  • @MegaFPVFlyer
    @MegaFPVFlyer 11 місяців тому +72

    The fact that the stanky guitar got claimed should be a warcrime it added so much to the scene

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 11 місяців тому +15

      From what I hear, the soundtrack was mostly stolen so stanky guitar belonged to someone else.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 11 місяців тому +76

    A skibidi toilet to you Jiffy bro
    and a Jumbo Josh night

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 8 місяців тому +3

      Yours truly, Skibiddymoure Skinnerizz.

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 11 місяців тому +157

    Nice to see our old friend Yiffy Bro again.

  • @averymackenzie5923
    @averymackenzie5923 11 місяців тому +49

    5:40 the game crashing as he finds a strange invisible object is genuine creepypasta material

  • @bentbk
    @bentbk 11 місяців тому +165

    Vinny: "I'm not going to tell them about the diaper chief bit"
    Also Vinny: 18:45

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 11 місяців тому +10

      he's lost it

  • @Kaipo_Rozwolf
    @Kaipo_Rozwolf 11 місяців тому +20

    "What country was this game made in?"
    "It no longer exists."

  • @juni5822
    @juni5822 11 місяців тому +48

    17:04 I was lifting weights while watching this part and I almost dropped them on my foot from laughing

  • @MednaTheFox
    @MednaTheFox 11 місяців тому +22

    Imagine being the grandson of the detective that solved this case way back in the 1950's.
    Imagine finding that somebody made an adaptation of your grandfather's legacy only to find out that it's this.

  • @Pigness7
    @Pigness7 11 місяців тому +196

    Hot take, vomit in the ball pit is actually a really good song on it's own merits

    • @Skizzlepuss
      @Skizzlepuss 11 місяців тому +35

      That's just facts.

    • @opalpersonal
      @opalpersonal 11 місяців тому +6

      agreed

    • @Self-Referential
      @Self-Referential 11 місяців тому +13

      It's a great song, but the main riff makes me think of Shine by Collective Soul

    • @stoic_rose
      @stoic_rose 11 місяців тому +2

      this is very true !

    • @dnowling6915
      @dnowling6915 11 місяців тому +2

      An absolute banger of a track, 11/10

  • @DJCalliean
    @DJCalliean 11 місяців тому +34

    This video leaves out the important detail that, during the hook minigame, the hook phased into the wall and almost soft locked Vinny AGAIN.

  • @QuagsireEntertainment
    @QuagsireEntertainment 11 місяців тому +17

    WWJD? (What Would JiffyBro Do?)

  • @blackdressbess195
    @blackdressbess195 11 місяців тому +49

    This reminds me of an Azerbaijan game called The Last DeadEnd. It also tries to be a Horror/Detective game but immediately devolves into hilarity and that unique feeling of watching an earnest yet inexperienced dev team fall flat on their face. Also the only game I can think of that deals with Zoroastrianism and lets you "JOIN THE EVIL".

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 11 місяців тому +9

      you remembering that reminded me of unearthed trail of ibn batuta

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 11 місяців тому +3

      Zoroastrianism is in Crusader Kings 2, but I'm not sure how realistic it is since it encourages you to engage in incest for your dynasty.

    • @throwawayaccount9033
      @throwawayaccount9033 11 місяців тому +3

      Prince of Persia (2008) is based on zoroastrianism

  • @sergioescobar1391
    @sergioescobar1391 11 місяців тому +17

    Do I dare ask for the political subtext behind this game's creation?

  • @stardestroyer81
    @stardestroyer81 11 місяців тому +81

    Didn't think I would get to hear "Chat, let me escape prison one more time." from Vinny today

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 10 місяців тому +4

    The main character sounds like the "Oh my shit!" guy from that one pokemon ripoff.

  • @hoggo3789
    @hoggo3789 11 місяців тому +88

    Why is Vinny laughing at fine art?

  • @samquik
    @samquik 11 місяців тому +33

    17:04 best part of the game

    • @terriblyterrified8742
      @terriblyterrified8742 11 місяців тому +16

      Now that dOcToR fAtEMi iS iN lONdoN, I shOulD iNfORM HIM aBOut tHE DANgers oF cOUp.

  • @dariuscious
    @dariuscious 11 місяців тому +23

    12:45 it's like when someone waits in the room and the director fast fowards the scene by changing the character in different angles so you percibe it like he has been waiting for some time

  • @Azelf89
    @Azelf89 11 місяців тому +180

    In all seriousness, this is a game where, despite the quality being, shall we say, less than subpar, you can still tell there was heart put into it. Like, they genuinely wanted to make a good game, but just did not have the skills and practice to pull it off.
    Yeah, it's bad. But it's bad with heart to it, y'know? And I hope the devs of the game take the criticism in good faith, and take the time to craft something a lot better next time.

    • @AlizarinRed
      @AlizarinRed 11 місяців тому +2

      You do realize this game was funded by Iranian government to sell propaganda story? This is why it's also hated outside of it being a bad game as well.

    • @davido5317
      @davido5317 11 місяців тому +7

      The room comparisons are somewhat apt.

    • @ffffdsd
      @ffffdsd 11 місяців тому +14

      Isn't this game propaganda?

    • @zambonibob2026
      @zambonibob2026 11 місяців тому +2

      I farted

    • @davido5317
      @davido5317 11 місяців тому +2

      @@zambonibob2026 this is high IQ gaming community I am proud to be part of

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 11 місяців тому +11

    UA-cam how dare you insult Deadly Premonition like that 😂😭

  • @DogsRNice
    @DogsRNice 11 місяців тому +7

    This is what ai generated games will be like

  • @PurpleTurtle-t4q
    @PurpleTurtle-t4q 11 місяців тому +28

    this looks like a game for an unexisting console between the PS2 and PS3

  • @PhantomTheMate
    @PhantomTheMate 11 місяців тому +11

    Thanks Jiffy Sauce :)

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot 11 місяців тому +10

    Vinny finding an invisible and immediately crashing hardcore is so good

  • @JoneBone-zv1kr
    @JoneBone-zv1kr 11 місяців тому +8

    The characters in this game talk like the ones in family gal

  • @dodo-il5um
    @dodo-il5um 11 місяців тому +43

    As an iranian i do not apologize for what we made binny go through because he's italian

  • @EvilCoffeeInc
    @EvilCoffeeInc 11 місяців тому +49

    I played this game a few years ago as part of a mystery game tournament and it was a blast. It's so awful to play but you just know the people who made it genuinely wanted to tell a cool story. Dark Years is bad in such unique ways, I can't help but love it.

  • @bobmcbobbington9220
    @bobmcbobbington9220 11 місяців тому +4

    Look at it this way: Starfield, 400 million budget product, doesn't have land vehicles. Checkmate.

  • @indie-man
    @indie-man 11 місяців тому +7

    Ah yes, this will forever be Iran's legacy on the Vinesauce channel.
    Crying tears of joy, truly.

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss 10 місяців тому +4

    I really like the phrase "This is cringed on a false story" very much, lmao.

  • @tamarap13
    @tamarap13 11 місяців тому +7

    dong food comes to power, 69 million die

    • @theholypeanut8193
      @theholypeanut8193 11 місяців тому

      Man claims that he is doing food's brother, half of earth population dies

  • @grey735
    @grey735 11 місяців тому +8

    Don't be too hard on yourself, Vinny. There's no use thinking of horrible theaw-ts.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 11 місяців тому +7

    you may not like it but this is real life footage from anywhere in eastern europe.

    • @theholypeanut8193
      @theholypeanut8193 11 місяців тому +3

      As a Lithuanian, I confirm.

    • @usernamecipher
      @usernamecipher 10 місяців тому +2

      Damn , does 17:04 happen often in eastern europe?
      Must be hard to have a normal life there!

    • @theholypeanut8193
      @theholypeanut8193 10 місяців тому +2

      @@usernamecipher Usually you accidently step into an anomaly while being chased by monolith soldiers but that happens as well.

    • @usernamecipher
      @usernamecipher 10 місяців тому +1

      @@theholypeanut8193 now i understand why the suicide rates are high in eastern europe lmao

    • @theholypeanut8193
      @theholypeanut8193 10 місяців тому +2

      @@usernamecipherEspecially in Lithuania.

  • @HumbleAshe
    @HumbleAshe 11 місяців тому +6

    17:04 This part got me wheezing too, like Vinny

  • @thehunger86
    @thehunger86 11 місяців тому +12

    one of my favorite full sauce streams to go back to. An amazingly bad game in all the best ways.

  • @Sylveon27
    @Sylveon27 11 місяців тому +5

    It's like Mafia but without literally anything

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 11 місяців тому +3

    Everyone sounds like if Tommy Wiseau was a Jarl of Skyrim

  • @saintsaltine3909
    @saintsaltine3909 11 місяців тому +5

    The first song played (the orchestra one) is Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber and is played in the 9/11 NYC memorial museum. Anyway…

    • @krism.6598
      @krism.6598 11 місяців тому +2

      It was also first played at JFK’s funeral, so good times all around.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 11 місяців тому +2

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “Jiffy Bro”

  • @ImReddoer
    @ImReddoer 11 місяців тому +7

    thank you vinny for posting this
    i am now enjoying an entire bowl of corn while watching this

  • @ThatGuySarabia
    @ThatGuySarabia 11 місяців тому +6

    J I F F Y B R O

  • @Anakulos
    @Anakulos 11 місяців тому +3

    6:40 Sunken WHAT Fallacy?

  • @DasAntiNaziBroetchen
    @DasAntiNaziBroetchen 11 місяців тому +4

    Is this that Iranian game?

  • @thefreddyfazter781
    @thefreddyfazter781 11 місяців тому +4

    the music going mental a little over 1/2 way through the video really adds to the experience

  • @oofley8346
    @oofley8346 11 місяців тому +3

    These VA's sound like they're from the town with no name

  • @memekip7499
    @memekip7499 11 місяців тому +5

    This is still unironically better than Overwatch 2

    • @Mordrring
      @Mordrring 11 місяців тому +2

      I hate Overwatch!

    • @ivaanangulo9416
      @ivaanangulo9416 11 місяців тому +5

      Overwatch 2 Bad. Now give me likes

  • @soup1238
    @soup1238 11 місяців тому +2

    Sorry vineyard, I cannot finish this vidayo as the terrible camera in this game genuinely made me nauseous, which is first for me.

  • @Asharzman
    @Asharzman 11 місяців тому +7

    Gormless gaming

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig04 11 місяців тому +3

    Is Emanual Save friends with Devin Chat?

    • @913kaixa
      @913kaixa 11 місяців тому +1

      Emmanuel Save, Emmanuel Blast, Devin Chat, and John Nintendo are all cohorts of Newman Biggeo