customer complaints from the ancient world

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  • @thepoopieshow
    @thepoopieshow  6 місяців тому +584

    dudes, the last image is fake news :~(

    • @wandiriswan6116
      @wandiriswan6116 6 місяців тому +82

      Bro got fooled by the onion lmao

    • @skreppeffedup
      @skreppeffedup 6 місяців тому +4

      aw man...

    • @thefluffygenius4857
      @thefluffygenius4857 6 місяців тому +27

      Yea lol, I looked it up to see what University and seeing The Onion, aw no you caught that late!! lol

    • @Pumpkin_0w0
      @Pumpkin_0w0 6 місяців тому +7

      Pumpkin :D

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 6 місяців тому +3

      Nooooo D:

  • @KingofJ95
    @KingofJ95 6 місяців тому +888

    My favorite ancient markings were runes that were so high on a cave wall that they had to build scaffolding up to get a readable angle.
    The runes simply translated to "this is very high up."

    • @JB2X-Z
      @JB2X-Z 6 місяців тому +163

      This is the kind of BS easter egg stuff I love finding in video games. Where you think you see something in the barely accessible distance, you do your darned hardest to get to it, only to find a simple message "this wall sure is nice"

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 6 місяців тому +120

      Just gotta imagine some dude in like 10000BC spending entire weeks building his own scaffolding from sticks he found outside just for the sake of doing some trolling 🗿

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 5 місяців тому +45

      @@maxave7448 If it was runes, it would have been a lot more recent, probably from a 1000 - 2000 years ago. Still hilarious, all the same.

    • @highwaystar4518
      @highwaystar4518 5 місяців тому

      😂❤

    • @DarkKnight-em7ue
      @DarkKnight-em7ue 5 місяців тому +15

      I aspire to be a timeless troll, too.

  • @Hammerheadcruiser
    @Hammerheadcruiser 6 місяців тому +529

    The one I always remember is graffiti on some roman wall that goes something like, "weep, women, for I have forsaken thee. From now on, I will only be with men's behinds".

  • @genuinesaucy
    @genuinesaucy 6 місяців тому +780

    One of my favorite ancient artifacts is a souvenir stylus with an inscription that more or less says, "I went to Rome and all I got was this lousy pen." Some things don't change much.

    • @bob7975
      @bob7975 6 місяців тому +154

      Tourism became a thing in the ancient world the minute after they started building big stuff. If you build it big enough, they will come.

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 6 місяців тому +79

      @@bob7975pilgrimages were just vacations with a religious flair

    • @narrativeless404
      @narrativeless404 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@bob7975 I mean yeah
      You also can advertise it as something related to "god" and they will be even more interested 😂

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 6 місяців тому +16

      i'm imagining a Colosseum gift shop

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 3 місяці тому

      ​@@andistansbury4366 They made Gladiator action figures for kids. Unscrupulous sellers would sell gladiator "blood" and "sweat" as aphrodisiacs.

  • @typicalgentleman
    @typicalgentleman 6 місяців тому +884

    It's ironic that Ea Nasir would be remembered by so many for selling such poor quality copper that a customer felt the need to write to him.

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial 6 місяців тому +98

      My favorite "theory" is that he made a deal with a devil, djinn or other evil deity to make him the most well known copper merchant in history

    • @DJ-kp7mf
      @DJ-kp7mf 6 місяців тому +129

      You want to know what makes this even funnier? The complaint was found in a house which was believed to be the house of ea nasir... in a room filled with other clay tablet.
      In a house archaeological evidence showed it had burnt down.

    • @JRCSalter
      @JRCSalter 6 місяців тому +34

      Just another example that bad service does more to harm your reputation than good service does to improve it.

    • @ashj_2088
      @ashj_2088 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@FeeshUnofficial oh like "Chips"
      hey😁

    • @alclay8689
      @alclay8689 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, fuck Ea Nasir. All my homies hate his copper

  • @backpackmusician
    @backpackmusician 6 місяців тому +1430

    Ahh yes, medieval shitposting. The time where the most influential figures had all the maidens and all of the wheat. And they would ride around in the latest horse carriage models

    • @Real_Mr_Egg
      @Real_Mr_Egg 6 місяців тому +10

      SHITposting :)

    • @crbielert
      @crbielert 6 місяців тому +47

      Even ~2500 years ago people were tired of Bros flaunting their bitches, money, and cars. "The king, moreover, must not acquire great numbers of horses for himself or make the people return to Egypt to get more of them, for the LORD has told you, "You are not to go back that way again." He must not take many wives, or his heart will be led astray. He must not accumulate large amounts of silver and gold." Deut. 17

    • @backpackmusician
      @backpackmusician 6 місяців тому +20

      @@crbielert humans don’t really change a lot

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 5 місяців тому +2

      It actually exists in Manuscript boarders and Graffii

    • @QuantemDeconstructor
      @QuantemDeconstructor 2 місяці тому +4

      Secundus has defecated here
      Secundus has defecated here
      Secundus has defecated here

  • @jedisalsohere
    @jedisalsohere 6 місяців тому +561

    "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
    Bright copper kettles leave... flakes on my mittens?!
    Hey, these are stones with a copper veneer!
    I've been bamboozled by Ea-nāṣir!"
    - Randall Munroe, 2022

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 6 місяців тому +46

      This is hilarious, and low-key makes me want to look up what instruments they had back then, so I can imagine a historically accurate accompaniment.

    • @littleperson8315
      @littleperson8315 6 місяців тому +10

      this flows so well omg

    • @davidburnett5049
      @davidburnett5049 6 місяців тому +1

      Wow

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 6 місяців тому

      Lute

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash 5 місяців тому

      I've read it like "My favorite things" from The sound of music 😂

  • @erraticonteuse
    @erraticonteuse 6 місяців тому +269

    I love the sesame one so much. That "per my last tablet" energy is so relatable.

  • @thatmspaintgirl
    @thatmspaintgirl 6 місяців тому +161

    "Why do you care that you cannot read the heiroglyphs, I do not understand your concern." is genuinely the cutest thing I have ever seen.

    • @mistersplu1251
      @mistersplu1251 5 місяців тому +40

      it‘s basically the ancient version of „who asked“

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 3 місяці тому +14

      It has such Reddit or UA-cam vibes with that sort of snarky bite

  • @EdensStar
    @EdensStar 6 місяців тому +209

    2:09 "i was here" - literally every human visiting a place after they learned how to write

    • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
      @fabiosonhandogrande1697 6 місяців тому +19

      Yeah, like "First"

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 6 місяців тому +18

      1000BC, random ahh building: "first"
      2024, random ahh UA-cam comment section: "first"
      Its honestly hilarious to me how humanity has changed so much over the centuries yet humans themselves have not changed at all

  • @vpaul4374
    @vpaul4374 6 місяців тому +716

    The caveman drawing about depression broke me in so many levels. What they went through to make those drawings? Maybe their people ran out of food, maybe he lost someone close to him.
    Imagine yourself as a caveman being so devastated that you felt the urge to register your sadness in a stone wall, perpetuating your feelings for thousands of years.

    • @stevenunyabidness
      @stevenunyabidness 6 місяців тому +63

      keep in mind that sorrow tends not to plague the simpler minds. someone probably called them gay.

    • @Chrys4l1s
      @Chrys4l1s 6 місяців тому +15

      Id rather be a sad caveman tbh

    • @LemonbreadSC
      @LemonbreadSC 6 місяців тому +99

      It's not real though, that image is sourced from an article on The Onion.

    • @Somedude20282
      @Somedude20282 6 місяців тому +4

      Bro I don't have to imagine that shit I am him.

    • @nyankrauss
      @nyankrauss 6 місяців тому +4

      frustration, rethinking, and pp not working sadge caveman :'D

  • @saffron584
    @saffron584 6 місяців тому +440

    Ea nasir will never be rid of that damn customer complaint

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 6 місяців тому +57

      He should have sold better copper

    • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
      @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 6 місяців тому +29

      Earliest documented ancestor of Electronic Arts.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 6 місяців тому +32

      He apparently collected those complaints about his products because he thought they were funny.

    • @kaspi001
      @kaspi001 5 місяців тому +10

      @@26th_Primarch That's also why they got preserved, his house burned down at some point which fired the tablets thus preserving them for history.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 5 місяців тому +12

      @@kaspi001 Somehow I get the feeling that fire probably wasn't accidental...

  • @ksanag3426
    @ksanag3426 6 місяців тому +236

    I like this ancient letter on a clay tablet from son to mom, where he complains that she makes him bad clothes and that his friend has better clothes, even though he has a stepmother 😄

  • @Jopeth23
    @Jopeth23 6 місяців тому +101

    1:17 "That's the 5th time in this year you missed work for 'embalming your brother'. How many brothers do you have?!"
    "The last one was my older brother. This time is my half-brother, boss."

  • @Egryzilon
    @Egryzilon 6 місяців тому +103

    The "[insert name] was here" is the most human thing that I've seen

  • @theshowihaventnamedyet1610
    @theshowihaventnamedyet1610 6 місяців тому +197

    I like the thought that out is some lost city with “first” scratched on a wall somewhere

  • @10Bendog
    @10Bendog 6 місяців тому +106

    It’s honestly comforting seeing that despite how much our world has changed, we can still relate to the experiences of people who have lived thousands of years ago. Like, we do the same shit as them, just repackaged in a modern setting.

  • @newhaveni
    @newhaveni 6 місяців тому +348

    for the first tablet shown you missed the best part of it the second half "Every man wants to write a book and it is evident that the end of the world is soon approaching"

    • @andresf.7563
      @andresf.7563 6 місяців тому +19

      Ironic

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 місяців тому +165

      Ik that's so funny, I wish it was true but I checked a few sources, and most agree the last part was made up

    • @newhaveni
      @newhaveni 6 місяців тому +45

      @@thepoopieshow aw dang it

    • @Trotoloko
      @Trotoloko 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@newhaveni Don't worry, from -10BCE till 100 AD, more or less, a lot of people believed that the world was about to end, like a LOT, being Christians just one of many grouos

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TrotolokoWe better not talk about new jear 1000 then...

  • @Sharauni
    @Sharauni 6 місяців тому +66

    I love stuff like this, little glimpses of daily life in ancient and medieval times. Like an illuminated text found that had writing in the margin that said "Ale has killed us", in other words, the monks had wicked hangovers XD Or another that had an inky pawprint on the page and whoever was writing that page decided to just keep going, as parchment was expensive back then and you didn't waste it, essentially just shrugging off his cats antics lol. The more things change, the more they stay the same, as the saying goes XD

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________ 6 місяців тому +28

    theres this one grafitti that was written like, 14 feet up on a wall iirc, and it took archeologists a hot minute to get up there and figure out what it said. when they finally did, all it said was "this is very high"

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 2 місяці тому

      3 kids stood on each other's shoulders and laughed about the idiot who'd put in the work to read that.

  • @Blackmanbubbs
    @Blackmanbubbs 6 місяців тому +95

    Can't come into into work my wife and daughter are brewing beer

    • @bob7975
      @bob7975 6 місяців тому +19

      The Egyptians were almost excessively civilized.

  • @lhei_tayuun
    @lhei_tayuun 6 місяців тому +59

    I am comforted that my extensive 3am Reddit ramblings will only survive indirectly through whatever machine-god my data was sold to for AI training.

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 6 місяців тому +66

    I, ique, ate a hamburger while watching this video on Friday, July 12th, 2024 @ 5:52p.
    When it comes to youtube videos to put on while enjoying a meal, the poopie show provides one of the finest dining accompaniments. This video has inspired me to leave my mark for the future historians to learn from. The burger was made on a propane grill and included cheese and green chile. I paired both this video and the burger with a budweiser. My troubles are mostly with my health, as I am still mostly blind. However, I choose to be happy despite personal and global circumstance.
    Also, 420th like. thanks poopie see ya in the next one

  • @theDMassistant
    @theDMassistant 6 місяців тому +17

    This is exactly why I'm interested in history. You wouldn't believe some of the graffiti on Pompeii's walls. So yeah, lovely video! Keep it going!

  • @adamus996
    @adamus996 6 місяців тому +21

    Note if it hasn't been mentioned yet; the sad people cave drawing is from the Onion, a satire news outlet

  • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
    @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 6 місяців тому +118

    Turns out that cave paintings might have been more about children being bored rather than what previous theories suggested.

    • @AberrantChibi
      @AberrantChibi 6 місяців тому +29

      ... That still kind of resonates with modern day shitposting, does it not?

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 6 місяців тому +15

      Are they not fake, produced by „The onion”?

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h 6 місяців тому +1

      i heard it was mostly drawn by women

  • @GrimmWitchands
    @GrimmWitchands 6 місяців тому +57

    God your videos animations are getting better!!! Love them

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 місяців тому +22

      thank u! I had a bit more time this week to actually animate sht

  • @bonemasked3925
    @bonemasked3925 6 місяців тому +13

    regarding the determinism thing at the end: you may not be making your own choices, but if actions in the past chose YOUR actions, then you're choosing SOMEONE ELSE's choice in the future.

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 місяців тому +4

      ooh, I've made a vid on free will in the past, and yeah even though actions and choices are predetermined doesn't mean they don't impact anything

    • @savanthuman8809
      @savanthuman8809 6 місяців тому

      Not all actions and thoughts are predetermined

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 6 місяців тому

      ​@@savanthuman8809pretty much everything is predetermined imo. Imagine flipping a coin: the outcomes are normally 50/50 so we think its random, but you can theoretically predetermine whether it will land heads or tails based on how you threw it, at what speed and what height. This principle applies for everything, even your thoughts. Your brain recieves sensory input from that coin you just tossed which sends an electrical pulse through your brain that activates millions of neurons and leads to some thoughts like, for example "dang it I lost, why did I bet 10 bucks on this?". So if you think about it, everything was predetermined from the moment the universe came to existance.
      In short, if everything can be calculated and predetermined (like a seemingly random coin toss), then true randomness does not exist and therefore neither does free will.
      Unless of course true randomess DOES exist. Apparently quantum physics deals with probability distribution a lot. Probabilities which we dont know how to predict. This would imply that while in the short term everything is still pretty much predetermined, random quantum events in the far past could have had huge consequences for our current reality.
      Sorry if this gives anyone some sort of existential crisis, but its fun to think about imo

    • @Coconut_man0125
      @Coconut_man0125 4 місяці тому +1

      i think we're not exactly as unique as we think, and that someone has completely lived, felt, and think the way we do in the past, like an exact copy of it.

  • @wazzinhuu
    @wazzinhuu 6 місяців тому +12

    I expected to see something about a dog going inside a bar, didn't. Gotta write my frustration on a wall.

  • @tomasvasutiu2275
    @tomasvasutiu2275 6 місяців тому +4

    Poopie, im drunk right now, but I must tell you that I lvoe your channel. From the insightful insights to the very informative history events to the everyday phenomenon you gift to us through your perspective, I love all of it. I know some people make youtube channels out of a desire of stardom and benefit, everything you make seems so pure to me. Please, dont stop uploading thdese. I think your voice (both physically and metaphorically) is a precious one. Thank you and goodbye

  • @jclark2752
    @jclark2752 6 місяців тому +21

    3:47 the Sesame Farmer is my hero! Don’t tell me I didn’t Tell You!

    • @thepoopieshow
      @thepoopieshow  6 місяців тому +6

      that dude got sht done

    • @jclark2752
      @jclark2752 6 місяців тому

      @@thepoopieshow ❤❤❤
      Poopie Show Theme Song! 😆😆😆(🤓)

  • @hampuslundstrom9249
    @hampuslundstrom9249 5 місяців тому +9

    4:00 Ah yes, the infamous copper merchant himself, Ea-fucking-nāṣir, may you always be eternally remembered from bad reviews.

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 2 місяці тому +1

      Y'know it would be really funny and sad if his copper was actually pretty good, it's just this guy got a bad batch

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 6 місяців тому +24

    how did you know i was about to have dinner

  • @MeatyZeeg
    @MeatyZeeg 6 місяців тому +22

    How did you forget about the Viking Graffiti on the Hagia Sophia that had been thought to be a spell of some kind... and it was just some dude who wrote, I was here. XD

    • @hgc009
      @hgc009 5 місяців тому

      "halfdan carved this runes" = "halfdan was here"

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 5 місяців тому +2

    This is why Im going to engrave elon musk's nsfw likes in granite, so absolutely nobody forgets

  • @nomam9085
    @nomam9085 6 місяців тому +6

    man the increase in the quality is amazing

  • @HaussVonHorne
    @HaussVonHorne 6 місяців тому +6

    This new HD animation really butters my biscuit.

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin 3 місяці тому

    I find it very comforting knowing that humans have always been the same where we have to carve something into something because we have to show something we did, whenever it's a complaint, or just to say "I was here"

  • @derskalde4973
    @derskalde4973 6 місяців тому +4

    I was so hoping for the bad copper and norse Graffiti to be mentioned, and was kinda sad the latter didn't.
    I think it was a series of scratches in the wall of - I think it was the Vatikan? It was some kind of church, iirc. Well, apparently, for a few hundred years, people were confused about these scratches, until relatively recently a Scientist noticed that those scratches seem to be norse runes, which translated roughly to "(name) was here".

  • @somarumen
    @somarumen 6 місяців тому +6

    My daughter left me and went far away from me. Now she's writing nonsense there and I have to eat my sesame alone...

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 6 місяців тому +39

    In regards to 3:30 I believe it was the great Daniel D. Viteaux that once said
    "Poop is funny."

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 місяців тому +3

    "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens/Bright copper kettles ... leave flakes on my mittens?!/Hey, these are stones with a copper veneer!/I've been bamboozled by Ea-nasir!" ~ XKCD 2758

  • @The-Autistic-Strategist
    @The-Autistic-Strategist 6 місяців тому +4

    Humans… humans never change. We may invent new tools, our understanding of the cosmos may expand. But humans never change.
    (Rough reference to fallout… “war never changes”) lol

  • @CODENAMEDERPY
    @CODENAMEDERPY 6 місяців тому +13

    The BEST copper merchant in the world!

  • @justyouknow2856
    @justyouknow2856 6 місяців тому +9

    Not the egyptian yelp reviews
    the sesame is visibly dying!

  • @cybersentient4758
    @cybersentient4758 6 місяців тому +3

    0:10 this image will stay in my head rent free till i die, help.

  • @EdensStar
    @EdensStar 6 місяців тому +3

    2:14 it sounds like a casual internet conversion I can't- 😭

  • @FroggyNightmare
    @FroggyNightmare 2 місяці тому +4

    4:23 Shinji is that you?

  • @powermiro
    @powermiro 6 місяців тому +2

    I had a project on my first year of college. It was to write about an artifact that you would save in a fire. I spoke about Ea-nāṣir and the complaint he got. I barely passed mainly because I can't write in french

  • @mad7monkey423
    @mad7monkey423 6 місяців тому +2

    My Classical Mediterranean and Middle East capstone was about ancient graffiti which included a discussion about how a guy pooped well at a specific place and how another guy screwed the barmaid. That entire capstone was a sh*tpost, but people learned and it made my advisor laugh so that's all that really matters, right?

  • @theruler919
    @theruler919 6 місяців тому +1

    The first ever customer complaints were in Mesopotamia, Ea-nasir a copper merchant used to sell fake copper to his customers which caused them to write a review on him saying he is a scammer

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 6 місяців тому +4

    I'm just wondering how long my definition on urban dictionary will last, I hope people see it and are just like "This was one of the ancient jokes, we do not get what the word's humour is, nor why the joke is so short, but primitive humans found it funny"

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 6 місяців тому +3

    That is a great papyrus drawing.

  • @krasimir-balchev
    @krasimir-balchev 6 місяців тому +2

    Ngl, that is totally me when gf says no ooga booga tonight fr

  • @alclay8689
    @alclay8689 6 місяців тому +3

    That cave painting is immaculate tho. Why is it not available for reprint to hang on my walls

  • @billwhite1603
    @billwhite1603 6 місяців тому +3

    Until recently the people drank beer. Not anything to do with grains as such but they often got sick drinking water. They had no idea of germs or that they should boil water. The way they transported water, often in skins, was not good either. So wine, very weak beer, worked much better.

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 6 місяців тому +7

    Warning: rant about something added only in the last few seconds of the video and likely that was added just for joke reasons.
    5:20 actually I'm a soft determinist because regardless if something else happening is possible or not, whenever you think or do something, it is because that thing got processed through your brain. Your brain is you. Therefore, you did the things. Free Will is not destroyed by a lack of alternate possibilities being possible, for we do not know which possibiliity will happen, and still process all of our thoughts and actions anyway. Determinism isn't being told you are not allowed to do something, it is just knowing you wouldn't as an afterthought. I think what would truly remove free will is determinism plus knowing exactly what will happen in the foreseeable future.

  • @seenundercygnus6870
    @seenundercygnus6870 5 місяців тому +1

    Ha ha! "No ooga booga tonight"!
    They really were just like us.
    I wonder how much of the ancient graffiti was actually written in paint and lost to time?

  • @MilenaSrbova
    @MilenaSrbova 5 місяців тому +1

    dude, if i was a time traveler that could time travel back 100,000 years to a random cave to put a painting in to troll archaeologists, i would absolutely put the three images of the ooga booga cave guy being sad

    • @lastyhopper2792
      @lastyhopper2792 3 місяці тому

      I would simply put the roman letters to confuse the hell out of the researchers.

  • @porkchopxpress4
    @porkchopxpress4 6 місяців тому +6

    Bro you are so underrated

  • @drakegabrielvereto8423
    @drakegabrielvereto8423 6 місяців тому +2

    Your videos get better day by day
    Ideal time to wake up at 5am to watch it

  • @AlpineCanHowl
    @AlpineCanHowl 6 місяців тому

    I love your videos so much!! They are so entertaining 😂❤

  • @matthewreynolds2384
    @matthewreynolds2384 6 місяців тому +2

    Did you read the book "1177 BC?" It's full of hilarious quotes from cuneiform and hieroglyph letters sent between angry spouses, brothers, in-laws, and friends. They read just like an angry email or sms from today!

  • @SpaceAgeWolf
    @SpaceAgeWolf 6 місяців тому +2

    When I saw the gave drawing I immediately thought “damn man just got the news that he has E.D…”
    Since the last drawing kinda looks like he has his willy out.

  • @thefluffygenius4857
    @thefluffygenius4857 6 місяців тому +1

    One time I noticed the UA-cam comments for the official My Heart Will Go On was closed, and next thing I thought was That's gonna be a mark in History, lol

  • @bbittercoffee
    @bbittercoffee 5 місяців тому +1

    4:26 grrrrr I thought it was so funny
    "It's literally 'it should've been ME', Shinji Chair and pepoSAD'
    Until I looked it up online, word for word, and found it came from THE ONION

  • @nyankrauss
    @nyankrauss 6 місяців тому +2

    ah yes, public toilets reviews, classic, since ancient times :D

  • @ThatGeezer
    @ThatGeezer 6 місяців тому +1

    Letter home from a Roman Soldier on Hadrian's wall: "send woolly socks"....

  • @rackoo3025
    @rackoo3025 6 місяців тому

    I love your videos so much, they’re so entertaining please don’t die

  • @weelzneal4768
    @weelzneal4768 6 місяців тому +1

    That determinism quote is just npc post hoc ergo prompter hoc bulllll spit

  • @Leafpocket
    @Leafpocket 6 місяців тому

    “Thou shalt allow thee permission to communicate with one’s superior at once!”

  • @ramenomicon
    @ramenomicon 2 місяці тому

    You're actually hilarious. Keep up the good work.

  • @hollin220
    @hollin220 2 місяці тому

    The Power Puff Girls reference with the Chemical X was hilarious 😂

  • @igorkacperski8764
    @igorkacperski8764 5 місяців тому

    My favorite ancient graffiti is from Pompeii that translates to "On April 19th I made bread". I can't tell if this was some inside joke or if that person was simply that excited about having baked bread.

  • @JenFoxworth
    @JenFoxworth 6 місяців тому +3

    My son wants me to draw you riding on top of a tesla cyber truck for some reason. Something about poopie on poopie.... XD

  • @meltingatom
    @meltingatom 2 місяці тому

    My favorite wall scribble from ancient times was something "the beauty of the gods do not compare to my wife" some man thousands of years ago was so in love with his wife, he wanted the whole township to know that even their gods were just second place to his beautiful amazing wife

  • @8Aerondight8
    @8Aerondight8 2 місяці тому

    Future archeologists digging up my sh*tposts is a new fear you just unlocked.

  • @voraito
    @voraito 6 місяців тому +2

    The art has gotten so good! Can this show even be called poopie anymore?

  • @TheSwirlingChaos-b9b
    @TheSwirlingChaos-b9b 29 днів тому

    “Lookth bradathon! A mule hauling a stone!” “What a whimsical discovery!”

  • @TheAnxiousOwl
    @TheAnxiousOwl 6 місяців тому +1

    The best fermented consumable in ancient times was Mead. Never forget that cough medicine taste... it's delicious.

  • @CooperRust
    @CooperRust 6 місяців тому +2

    Happy for you poopie , finally getting good views on your videos. You deserve it 👏 😊

  • @amixofgeekcontent
    @amixofgeekcontent 2 місяці тому

    Hello, future archaeologists: I was here.

  • @Windowsprodukt
    @Windowsprodukt 6 місяців тому +5

    TIL pyramids had youtube comments

  • @blar2112
    @blar2112 6 місяців тому +3

    Your videos are way too good to make it in to history, sorry you will be forgotten.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 6 місяців тому +1

      After 1 million subscribers are reached, we will erect a stone statue of her with deep ingravings.
      I vote for Peru, it's dry and nobody will find it for decades.

  • @dplocksmith91
    @dplocksmith91 3 місяці тому

    Poopie is the channel I come to for esoteric knowledge. She's like an obscure bookstore on the corner containing titles such as "Conspiracies in Mid-1300's Bohemia" :3

  • @BlackReaper0
    @BlackReaper0 6 місяців тому +2

    I am pretty sure that cave painting is from The Onion.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 6 місяців тому

    I like how so many people have associated Ea-Nasir with this random Sumerian sculpture of a man, even though we know so little about him, so we don’t even know what he looked like

  • @bluezebra2759
    @bluezebra2759 2 місяці тому

    Your mom sharing your YT videos is so cute and heartening

  • @earwormcovers522
    @earwormcovers522 6 місяців тому +2

    0:29 IT’S CALLED TWITTER

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 6 місяців тому +2

    It's really not her fault that Ea Nasir sold such shitty copper. She paid good money for that

  • @c_karis_1
    @c_karis_1 6 місяців тому

    The best runestone says "these runes are very far up".

  • @Izukichi_00
    @Izukichi_00 3 місяці тому

    "I was here" is like a Darksouls Orange messages.
    All be it tamed..

  • @RainbyFIN
    @RainbyFIN 6 місяців тому +1

    4:38 Ah, so this is why men keep thinking about the Roman Empire

  • @berigoo
    @berigoo 2 місяці тому +3

    0:39 holy cow..

  • @mrhalfsaid1389
    @mrhalfsaid1389 6 місяців тому

    The animation is so smooth today

  • @danaj-b9452
    @danaj-b9452 6 місяців тому

    Banger as always, love the new outro!!

  • @KoneSkirata
    @KoneSkirata 5 місяців тому

    My favourite ancient shitposting is from a viking, found on a greek temple wall: "Halfdan was here." So inspiring.

  • @Lady_Chalk
    @Lady_Chalk 6 місяців тому +1

    anthropology--themed meme? Yes plz

  • @MasoTrumoi
    @MasoTrumoi 6 місяців тому +1

    "I think we tend to think people of the past were so different from now"
    Shows a femboy as the modern example...a social role that Romans had like 20 words to describe because they loved them and had so many of them.

  • @sequillawilliams8809
    @sequillawilliams8809 5 місяців тому +1

    0:30 Each generation thinking the following generation is worse is iconic😂