Cunk on Christmas - Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2021
  • Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk
    Episode aired Dec 29, 2016
    Director - Lorry Powles
    Writers - Charlie Brooker, Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris
    The commentator returns for a festive-themed special, examining the true meaning of Christmas by exploring pagan winter festivals and the nativity story in her own unique way.
    7.9 / 10 - www.imdb.com/title/tt6326816/
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  • @fredklein3829
    @fredklein3829 Рік тому +186

    Love the little girl in the green shirt who explains how turkey and chicken are two separate birds with such patience as if she's talking to a dummy yet she's supressing a laugh also.

  • @cosmosadorabilis7677
    @cosmosadorabilis7677 Рік тому +169

    " Mary had to give birth on the floor, like a crack addict." 😂😂😂

  • @arlindkrasniqi3315
    @arlindkrasniqi3315 Рік тому +98

    Diane Morgan is a comedy genius. God bless her soul. I'm literally in tears from laughing

  • @Corpus3414
    @Corpus3414 Рік тому +30

    "Father Christmas....street name Santa Claus"

  • @sentientcreatures
    @sentientcreatures Рік тому +39

    “Had to give birth on the floor like a crack addict “
    I genuinely choked on my coffee

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon Рік тому +34

    The awestruck stare of dumb wonder she does kills me.
    When she's interviewing the lady about angels, the way Philomena blurts out "Vanilla." is really cute.

  • @neremeo
    @neremeo 7 місяців тому +16

    So funny when she deliberately kicks the table to make it sound 11:32 😂

  • @crwnofenlightenment
    @crwnofenlightenment 11 місяців тому +15

    "How did they know they were halfway through time" lol

  • @pettylisa5599
    @pettylisa5599 Рік тому +37

    13:52 I don't think y'all understand the levels of SHADE this woman just threw

  • @Grania52
    @Grania52 Рік тому +15

    Diane Morgan is fearless, fierce and ferociously funny.

  • @ShivSilverhawk
    @ShivSilverhawk Рік тому +43

    I love this sense of humour so much! I’m crying laughing every time I see it!

  • @artigotale
    @artigotale Рік тому +23

    I Love her, she needs to win an AWARD, God bless you Philomena!!!

  • @randyhodges8782
    @randyhodges8782 2 роки тому +24

    I never know where she's going. I like that.

  • @AL-fl4jk
    @AL-fl4jk Рік тому +26

    Omg the segment with the kids made my sides hurt 😂😂😂

  • @MagicJacket
    @MagicJacket Рік тому +27

    The bread sauce bit, the look on the guy's face. 23:16 onward

    • @alexanderantoninsommerkamp4714
      @alexanderantoninsommerkamp4714 Рік тому +12

      He goes through so many stages of thoughts.
      - what the hell did she just say
      - wait a minute actually she isnt that wrong
      - keep a straight face
      - how the hell do I answer to that
      - hmm yeah it looks like jizz actually, why have I never thought of that before
      - shit I forgot what the question was

  • @alexandravaleria7079
    @alexandravaleria7079 Рік тому +15

    Looks like Professor Hutton is the only one having fun in these interviews 🤣

  • @kandy4star
    @kandy4star 10 місяців тому +7

    The patience these subject matter experts have for her lmao 😂

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 Рік тому +7

    "....No one was in, _as usual"_ 🙄 7:00 Lol 🤣🤣
    I love the slightly exasperated tone: Like 'There is no God!' is about equal to 'The bus home was over 8 minutes late!' (I should've expected this, but I'm still disappointed)

  • @macshall5741
    @macshall5741 Рік тому +9

    Diane, come to America please!!😊 And Merry Christmas!

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 Рік тому +1

      get your own you have enough so called comedians…oh thats right you don’t get irony so you have no one to do the job.

  • @that1niceguy246
    @that1niceguy246 Рік тому +17

    'I think he just shoplifts.'
    'Okay' *starts planning shoplifting campaigns*
    If i ever have children, this will be the christmas program

  • @llo347
    @llo347 6 місяців тому +2

    The foodie dude - he's never having bread sauce again! 😂

  • @carnelianfox5010
    @carnelianfox5010 7 місяців тому +2

    It really is the most wonderful time of the year

  • @Gypsycat61100
    @Gypsycat61100 Рік тому +10

    So now each Christmas it's gonna be "It's a Wonderful Life", "Christmas Story" and this.

  • @Tilly-vk2ev
    @Tilly-vk2ev Місяць тому +4

    People watching this in 2024

  • @philstrachan
    @philstrachan Рік тому +8

    I'd love to see the outakes with the experts. Bet many takes were recorded before they all (including crew) stopped laughing! 😂

  • @theholidaylady1
    @theholidaylady1 Рік тому +7

    Hilarious! I love it! What a good thing to watch on Xmas day like we did! Thanks for this.

  • @giygas_9577
    @giygas_9577 6 місяців тому +1

    15:36 That smug grin for just a split second 😂

  • @squigglydoo9386
    @squigglydoo9386 Рік тому +4

    Merry Christmas, Diane Morgan! You red-headed goddess.

  • @rosshill9469
    @rosshill9469 Рік тому +7

    I think it was mistletoe that the druids brought into their homes during winter solstice. Mistletoe turns golden after it is cut and was also a powerful ( even deadly) drug.

  • @abhaymanas391
    @abhaymanas391 2 роки тому +5

    excellent write up and narration1👌👌

  • @matenzo
    @matenzo Рік тому +6

    Now I'm feeding less happy about him coming down my chimney too

  • @matthewhines9787
    @matthewhines9787 Рік тому +5

    15:37 sshe starts to break right before the cut.

  • @Margatatials
    @Margatatials 6 місяців тому +2

    then Joke about Joseph being ok with God having Jesus on weekend paying off a solid 3 min later with Jesus still spends Sundays at his Dad's house. is truly artistic brilliance

  • @gerrypan4350
    @gerrypan4350 Рік тому +5

    15 three wise man 😂

  • @petrmoczek
    @petrmoczek Рік тому +6

    Winter soultits

  • @rajeeb3500
    @rajeeb3500 2 роки тому +3

    "warming yourself on an open fire"
    "Shiiit!"

    • @DataLal
      @DataLal Рік тому

      OMG I laughed my ass off at the whole Die Hard bit! X-D

  • @annareign
    @annareign 7 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas and a very new year 🎉

  • @kandy4star
    @kandy4star 10 місяців тому +2

    How do they make chickens into turkey 😂❤

  • @raplex2476
    @raplex2476 Рік тому +3

    Looooooove it

  • @The1Wrongster
    @The1Wrongster Рік тому +3

    ghost jizz.......Sooooo funny.....

  • @thedandyyoutubers1671
    @thedandyyoutubers1671 3 місяці тому

    Philomena makes me want to hug Experts and console them, free them from their pain : )

  • @danellac2676
    @danellac2676 Рік тому +2

    yes baileys!!!!!

  • @amberpiper9277
    @amberpiper9277 6 місяців тому

    Just found out about this today. Thanks TikTok

  • @Ana-rb7ws
    @Ana-rb7ws 11 місяців тому +2

    Synonononomous.

  • @pelokarmeloluc6133
    @pelokarmeloluc6133 7 місяців тому +1

    Please, we need subtitles

  • @andreacvecic
    @andreacvecic Рік тому +2

    ''The internet."

  • @thejakeakar
    @thejakeakar 6 місяців тому

    at 02:43 was just amazing ..

  • @marcaronmacapia6252
    @marcaronmacapia6252 Рік тому

    does anyone know the name of the background music that was playing at the start?

  • @jestermoon
    @jestermoon 7 місяців тому

    Take A Moment 17:32
    Relax and Enjoy Genius 17:54 😮 18:01 😂
    18:07 😂 18:14
    ❤❤ 18:25
    Thanks Miss Cunk. 18:53 🎉
    2023 merry Xmas. No god's required 19:25

  • @Alkis05
    @Alkis05 7 місяців тому

    15:30 She killed me.

  • @DigitalDistortion
    @DigitalDistortion Рік тому

    So cute

  • @angelacsapo5282
    @angelacsapo5282 6 місяців тому

    What did Philomena exactly say between 16.15 and 16.19? Could anyone help?

    • @ninafuentes04
      @ninafuentes04 5 місяців тому

      “It’s all coming out, isn’t it? Cos I didn’t know he used to hang about with prostitutes.”

  • @mjowsey
    @mjowsey 2 роки тому +1

    Ho ho ho

  • @Silly.Old.Sisyphus
    @Silly.Old.Sisyphus Рік тому

    too bad the canon doesn't know why there are three wise men, but i can tell Philomena: it's because 3 is a special number in Ireland - in Newgrange - and the Romans borrowed it from them! [father Sun + mother Moon = baby Earth]

  • @rosaliegolding5549
    @rosaliegolding5549 7 місяців тому

    She forgot the CREDIT CARD DEBT after Christmas 🤔🤗🤷‍♀️

  • @carnelianfox5010
    @carnelianfox5010 Рік тому

    Bailey’s

  • @blackjakko
    @blackjakko Рік тому +1

    Beyonce 😂😂😂

  • @endtimes3622
    @endtimes3622 Рік тому +5

    Blesphomy made up by the church selfe: Maryam was virgin, that means single and not married. There is no Joseph in her life (but a joke of the church) but Zekeriyya (husband of Maryams aunt) who protected Maryam during those hard days not be stoned to death. Imagine in those times: a virgin got pregnant but how? Lots of gossip where spread back than

  • @petermorris9818
    @petermorris9818 11 місяців тому

    It's ok but a bit 3rd rate compared to Chris Morris and Ali G

  • @bennuballbags2
    @bennuballbags2 Рік тому +2

    Ive got tears running down my Cheeks, this one is the best

  • @bennuballbags2
    @bennuballbags2 Рік тому +5

    "it just looks like....................................jiz", ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahh!