Cunk on Britain "The Third Episode"

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  • @seaoftranquility7228
    @seaoftranquility7228 3 роки тому +9261

    ‘Babbage never foresaw the terrible consequences of his invention, a machine that would autocorrect his name to cabbage, every single time.’

    • @RJAamir
      @RJAamir 2 роки тому +295

      This almost killed me

    • @Sam-tz8ou
      @Sam-tz8ou 2 роки тому +59

      hahahahahhaahaha

    • @shelbynamels973
      @shelbynamels973 2 роки тому +87

      Why don't you quote the rest of the video? That way we can just read your post and save us the watch??

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 2 роки тому +375

      @@shelbynamels973
      Time constraints.

    • @salehinkibria8377
      @salehinkibria8377 2 роки тому +57

      I wheezed. This is a rare gem in the comment section

  • @alexanders7569
    @alexanders7569 3 роки тому +3085

    "The death of queen Victoria reduced the number of women in British politics by 100%" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius1 Рік тому +398

    “If Shelly’s one of the greatest poets in English literature, how come nobody gives a shit about him today.”
    “Thats a complicated question.”
    That shit sent me.

  • @jvcksn30
    @jvcksn30 2 роки тому +4482

    "Darwin eventually evolved himself... into a corpse."
    Best way to view death.

    • @glitchesandglitter
      @glitchesandglitter 2 роки тому +20

      best line LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @eminence_
      @eminence_ 2 роки тому +13

      it's devolving

    • @bmkrecordstaz
      @bmkrecordstaz 2 роки тому

      @JZ's BFF well if you think about it, that was an evolution too

    • @vaibhavchadha585
      @vaibhavchadha585 2 роки тому +6

      I bet he must have written about that in the "Oranges of Peaches"

    • @othernicksweretaken
      @othernicksweretaken 2 роки тому +2

      @@jzsbff4801 isn't every dead being immortal?

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 2 роки тому +4223

    This woman is a comedic genius as are all the writers. I haven’t laughed this hard since the pandemic started. Feels good, man.

    • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
      @QIKUGAMES-QIKU 2 роки тому +50

      Cheers... I was wondering are these Brits for real or what !???? What does CUNK Mean ? I'm Australian we don't get any comedy here anymore 😳

    • @septemberwaqar6576
      @septemberwaqar6576 2 роки тому +17

      One could die laughing!

    • @joemiller9445
      @joemiller9445 2 роки тому +107

      Why did you laugh when the pandemic started?

    • @handsomal2435
      @handsomal2435 2 роки тому +13

      @@QIKUGAMES-QIKU have you never watched A current affair before? That’s hilarious

    • @universal5459
      @universal5459 2 роки тому +20

      it was like watching an alien figure out how the world worked, funny as hell

  • @RuerlKhan
    @RuerlKhan Рік тому +471

    As a historian I really love this series - it's funny, it's well put together, the questions are so basic and dumb that they actually can help give a very rough sketch of british history for those who are unaware of it. - Which likely is why the experts agreed to join into the series. That and because academics can't shut up about topics that interest us.

    • @Chris-o9i6j
      @Chris-o9i6j 11 місяців тому +3

      totally random, but why do you all call yourselves academics? seems a bit pompous to me 😂
      all it really means is that you read right? lol

    • @RuerlKhan
      @RuerlKhan 11 місяців тому +20

      @@Chris-o9i6j It means you have a university degree in most cases - it's not being pompous, it's being a nerd who can't shut up about their favorite topic.

    • @Chris-o9i6j
      @Chris-o9i6j 11 місяців тому +3

      @@RuerlKhan then why not just call yourselves nerds? lol
      also, louis ck has this great bit about asholes. basically it goes like this:
      “you ever have a friend that’s an ashole and you tell them and then they say, ‘im not ashole’. but you dont get to decide if youre an ashole. that’s for everyone else to decide”
      now replace ashole with pompous 😂

    • @RuerlKhan
      @RuerlKhan 11 місяців тому +26

      @@Chris-o9i6j Well, because academic is an actual thing, not just "nerd" - it's not pompous anymore than it's "pompous" to call yourself an electrician or a plumber. (Both things that require a great deal of know-how, I should know as my academic degree just landed me with unemployment, so now I am in training to become an electrician).
      Academic is just a catch-all phrase for a teacher or scholar at an university - so to be one you have to be either graduated from it, studying at it or teaching at it.
      Feel free to think it pompous however, that's entirely on you and won't really influence me one way or another.
      (Merry christmas if you celebrate that btw).

    • @askthepizzaguy
      @askthepizzaguy 8 місяців тому +6

      Historians basically have low standards for who they're willing to talk to. They're not very snobbish.
      Actually not kidding, you have to be very patient if you're going to teach anyone anything. It's a good quality.

  • @whateverwhatever3443
    @whateverwhatever3443 4 роки тому +1828

    "It was immediately obvious to anyone that slavery was wrong, that's why it was only allowed to continue for hundreds of years."

    • @budweiser600
      @budweiser600 4 роки тому +17

      People with a life expectancy of 25 might welcome slavery as a method of survival.

    • @idno8955
      @idno8955 3 роки тому +11

      1000s

    • @jimfiggerty833
      @jimfiggerty833 3 роки тому +17

      More than half of the population of Rome were slaves at any one time.

    • @yuratea1700
      @yuratea1700 3 роки тому +81

      @@jimfiggerty833 Yes, but being a Roman slave was quite different from being an industrial slave. Both conditions were horrible though.

    • @davidmacaart953
      @davidmacaart953 3 роки тому +70

      @@jimfiggerty833 ​ Roman slaves, among many others up until the transatlantic slave trade rose to prominence. The Emperor Pertinax was one such slave. The emperor Septimius Severus
      was an African and the last Roman Emperor to try his hand at conquering the Pics. Chattel slavery in perpetuity has never before existed in human history. To suggest there is some kind of comparison between the two is reductive at best and just plain ignorant at worst. I hope it's the prior Jim!

  • @kiwik5452
    @kiwik5452 2 роки тому +1195

    “Despite the spoiler in its title, Oliver’s Twist doesn’t have a twist at the end - which come to think of it, is a brilliant twist in itself” amazing

    • @malteschaper3782
      @malteschaper3782 Рік тому +30

      I love how proud she looks into the camera when she "comes to think of it".

    • @Yme7
      @Yme7 Рік тому +23

      That’s how clever Dickings was.

    • @BenMartin-o1x
      @BenMartin-o1x Рік тому +1

      ​@@Yme7yep and Dickens was quite clever as well...

    • @kmc7062
      @kmc7062 7 місяців тому

      It’s the only time she smiles the entire show LOL!

    • @henrylivingstone2971
      @henrylivingstone2971 3 місяці тому

      I mean…..isn’t the twist in Oliver Twist is that he’s the long lost son of a nobleman and he inherits the entire family fortune?

  • @derlynmudombi1143
    @derlynmudombi1143 Рік тому +879

    "She was not always a sour , disapproving old lady . She was once a sour , disapproving baby"😂😂😂

    • @wioi
      @wioi Рік тому +19

      I absolutely love that part, also the one about the crown and that it must have been a relief for her mother 😂

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 7 місяців тому +5

      ⁠​⁠@@wioi”Their untrammeled sexual passion is evident in every photograph of them” is what gets me the hardest.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 6 місяців тому +2

      LOLOLOLOL

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 2 місяці тому

      She was also highly narcissistic, even by royal standards.

  • @EdJonesVideos
    @EdJonesVideos 3 роки тому +4770

    The fact that the academic from the London university appears always just about on the verge of crying really makes this episode

    • @kiobio7311
      @kiobio7311 2 роки тому +99

      @@pashadyne i thought the same.
      Allthough i ask myself how they set up these interviews lmao

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 роки тому +75

      Yes theyre told to act along with it

    • @dorianleakey
      @dorianleakey 2 роки тому +163

      @@kiobio7311 I think they are just told to answer sincerely, rather than start laughing or get angry, act like they think its real.

    • @hiimterry2009
      @hiimterry2009 2 роки тому

      I seem to remember reading that they're told it's comedy, but they have no idea what they'll be asked. Honestly, though, I'm not sure how they would be able to find enough experts who're completely unfamiliar with Philomena Cunk, or especially being unfamiliar with Diane Morgan generally.

    • @cheesobogo3199
      @cheesobogo3199 2 роки тому +18

      @@dorianleakey this whole time i thought they were actors too...

  • @beetroot_chutney
    @beetroot_chutney 2 роки тому +3080

    The Victorian era produced more Victorian writers than any other period in history 😂

    • @MwauraXavier
      @MwauraXavier Рік тому +80

      Queen Elizabeth was born right in time for the Elizabethan era

    • @editedbysummer
      @editedbysummer Рік тому +10

      The fact I read that as she said it, is so strange 😂

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Рік тому +3

      @@MwauraXavier lol you beat me to it

    • @MwauraXavier
      @MwauraXavier Рік тому +4

      @@paulinegallagher7821 haha. This woman is just perfect.

    • @AngelBaby-md3mm
      @AngelBaby-md3mm Рік тому +4

      “And he had brown hair like harry styles” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAJAHAHA

  • @2eleven48
    @2eleven48 Рік тому +278

    Let's not ignore the writers of this and other episodes. Their wit and play on words and satire are to be hailed as true and great British humour.

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 Рік тому +22

      Also all the interviewees keeping a straight face - full marks..

    • @joshuaadams330
      @joshuaadams330 4 місяці тому +4

      I'm from South Africa. British humour is the best humour quite honestly.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 3 місяці тому

      ​​​@@joshuaadams330 From Canada. I highly concurr. It's such an interesting dichotomy...from a culture that lionized such concepts as "keep calm and carry on" came things like Monty Python's "Ministry of Silly Walks".
      Sometimes I think maybe the absurdity and humor was a necessary "release valve" for all the other prudishness.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Місяць тому

      As an American, I love British humor but always know that I'm missing out on about half of the jokes.

  • @milesparker557
    @milesparker557 2 роки тому +3072

    "Animals who were dead are less likely to reproduce than live ones."
    Quite a controversial sentence there.

    • @OlleLindestad
      @OlleLindestad 2 роки тому +191

      It's actually a brilliant summary of natural selection. One of the main reasons why people fail to understand evolution is that they overthink it as some kind of transformational driving force. In fact it really is just about some individuals leaving a lot of offspring and some leaving few or none.

    • @TheGreatestGoon
      @TheGreatestGoon 2 роки тому +39

      Life Happens exactly! It’s such a simple statement at face value but almost fully encapsulates the idea of natural selection😁

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 2 роки тому

      She's factoring in sperm banks.

    • @marcroy5089
      @marcroy5089 2 роки тому +12

      A cold take

    • @mikeharrison1868
      @mikeharrison1868 2 роки тому +5

      Tell that to Kent Hovind!

  • @Emajenus
    @Emajenus 2 роки тому +2072

    It's insane how seriously she speaks when everything coming out of her mouth is a joke. She's really gifted.

    • @OneOfTheLoveless
      @OneOfTheLoveless 2 роки тому +25

      I'd like to think she worked for that.

    • @johndawkins623
      @johndawkins623 Рік тому +18

      I agree, it's almost like she's acting

    • @mmmar7317
      @mmmar7317 Рік тому +1

      Gifted? Really?

    • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
      @suspicioustumbleweed4760 Рік тому

      @@ajw9377 better than the fumbling neck smeller we have now

    • @m.n.executor1902
      @m.n.executor1902 Рік тому +14

      I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE KEEPS A STRAIGHT FACE! No way i could say things that funny and not let on i knew what i was doing, it really is a gift

  • @babygrogu845
    @babygrogu845 Рік тому +211

    "Workers did long, feckless hours, with no breaks and low pay, in squalid and threatening environment, conditions unthinkable to anyone today who isn't a junior doctor" - thanks Philomena for tribute to us :)

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Місяць тому +3

      Most hours worked in one week during residency? Mine was 132 on neurosurgery.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn Місяць тому

      @@cvn6555 good lord. you must have nearly lost your mind.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Місяць тому

      @@Jagar_Tharn If I'd had a second to consider anything other than what was immediately before me, I might have. The best thing about residency is that it eventually ends!

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 2 роки тому +1486

    The way he answered "Mr. Tickle" while looking terrified is just peak comedy!

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 2 роки тому +32

      It was a thing of beauty.

    • @hunkhk
      @hunkhk Рік тому +38

      @@Plethorality he himself being athing of beauty - i want more!

    • @JustinLHopkins
      @JustinLHopkins Рік тому +26

      @@hunkhk Agreed. He’s gorgeous.

    • @kimhill3614
      @kimhill3614 Рік тому +14

      He never laughed once. Tremendous.

    • @pathopewell1814
      @pathopewell1814 Рік тому +17

      I take my hat off to him. I have a Masters in literature, and look up to him as highly intellectual. Ron Byron!!😅

  • @yoshi8508
    @yoshi8508 2 роки тому +1592

    "must be a good book if you can overlook the fact that he slept with his sister" dead

    • @lesleymcshanemitchell9651
      @lesleymcshanemitchell9651 Рік тому +14

      Priceless

    • @anittadrink
      @anittadrink 5 місяців тому +6

      “would that have shocked people or was everyone sleeping with his sister back then” 😂

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 4 місяці тому +2

      @@anittadrink Well it's a fair question. Look at greek myth.
      Sleep with your sister? Just a normal greek day.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@zatzu The myths are wild lol. Athena's birth story involves Zeus transforming his first wife Metis into a fly, eating her, but she survives, and happened to already be pregnant with Athena. Metis gives birth to Athena while still inside Zeus' head, where Athena grows to her full form with her spear and shield. She bangs so furiously on Zeus' skull that the ensuing headache prompts him to ask Haphaestus to cut his head open to let whatever is making the pain out.
      POOF! Athena emerges, a full adult, and Zeus just...gets better.
      WILD lol

  • @kalebwick3429
    @kalebwick3429 Рік тому +122

    “And unlike horses, trains have a big smiley face on the front and the voice of Ringo Starr.” 😂😂😂

  • @ericblair5841
    @ericblair5841 5 років тому +818

    Watched her on BBC last night, best quote of that ep was 'He wanted Parliament to be dissolved but nobody could find a big enough glass of water.'

  • @wabisabi6875
    @wabisabi6875 2 роки тому +2148

    "With its year-round sunshine and abundant food, Australia was seen the perfect place to send its murderers." This stuff is absolutely hilarious.

    • @2HN.
      @2HN. 2 роки тому +97

      Just imagine, u commit crime and instead of punishment, get a permanent vacation abroad.

    • @charlesc.9012
      @charlesc.9012 2 роки тому

      @@2HN. Everything is deadly whether or not it moves. Camping? Gum trees shed limbs to crush people, and leaves might cause excruciating pain when used as toilet paper. Walk in the woods? Koalas might drop down and maim someone, and the ticks could cause allergies to beef and pork for the rest of your life. Since chicken was still a delicacy, going vegan in 1850 is the worst experience. Swimming? Box jellyfish are lethal. Staying home? Most spiders are venomous, and the puddles outside have brain-eating parasites living in them. Most land is either arid or jungle, which are the 2 worst kinds of living conditions humans could settle in the 19th century.

    • @papercamera2989
      @papercamera2989 2 роки тому +6

      @@tuathaigh-aa bruh where tf you living, Alice Springs?

    • @Falconlibrary
      @Falconlibrary 2 роки тому +92

      When Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip visited Australia, an Australian customs officer jokingly asked Philip if he had a criminal record.
      "I didn't realize that was still a requirement," Philip replied.

    • @Falconlibrary
      @Falconlibrary 2 роки тому +1

      @@papercamera2989 Either that, or a town like Alice.

  • @kurtvigenser6041
    @kurtvigenser6041 9 місяців тому +14

    Thank you from Australia for hooking everyone up with Cunk. She’s gold!

  • @Hokie200proof
    @Hokie200proof 4 роки тому +819

    Her interview subjects were absolute stars in this. Prof. Greg Dart (the first interview about the romantics) delivered the greatest straight man performance I've ever seen.

    • @matthewbartsh9167
      @matthewbartsh9167 2 роки тому +42

      I think he was just being himself.

    • @LolaOpheliac
      @LolaOpheliac 2 роки тому

      @@matthewbartsh9167 no

    • @valnerothgaming
      @valnerothgaming 2 роки тому +49

      @@matthewbartsh9167 I swear, when she's talking about translating Austen's works into "proper English" he looks like he almost cracks up.

    • @mrsantoro8306
      @mrsantoro8306 2 роки тому +1

      @@LolaOpheliac Yes!

    • @carolanjosmelo
      @carolanjosmelo 2 роки тому +10

      @@valnerothgaming Yees, I love his face at 5:16 😅
      It looks like he almost laughed

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 6 років тому +2385

    The most subtle joke in the intro has to be "to understand where Britain is heading, we have to look behind us"

  • @AlmostEthical
    @AlmostEthical Рік тому +80

    Queen Victoria is often portrayed as old and grumpy. But she wasn't always a sour, disapproving old woman. She was once a sour, disapproving baby.

  • @mar_man813
    @mar_man813 2 роки тому +866

    "Workers did long thankless hours, with no breaks and low pay, in a squalid and threatening environment -- conditions unthinkable today to anyone who isn't a junior doctor."
    As a physician in the US, this hit way too close to home :D

    • @lesatmorhaim9546
      @lesatmorhaim9546 2 роки тому +63

      Junior doctor (resident) from the Philippines here. 30+ hr shifts, 36C weather with broken AC, and tuberculosis everywhere. All for 16,000 pesos ($275) a month after taxes. Very relatable 😂

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 2 роки тому +24

      Unfirtunately, it is very similar, and i find it morally wrong. Patients need sane doctors, not sleep deprived idiots.

    • @madridista3927
      @madridista3927 Рік тому +11

      Neurosurgery junior doctor from Germany here - this is SO on point it made my stomach twist...

    • @mysticmeg111
      @mysticmeg111 Рік тому +13

      She is speaking the truth- no joking at all. I am a retired RN and junior drs are treated terribly . Even when really tired they perform well and are not idiots.

    • @ruben7801
      @ruben7801 Рік тому +4

      Also for nurses etc though

  • @Josh-dz3ep
    @Josh-dz3ep 2 роки тому +367

    "You could go there for free...if you were Black and didn't want to go there "
    That took me out 😂😬

    • @LeslieAday-x2y
      @LeslieAday-x2y Рік тому +6

      Absolutely perfect comment on slavery. 7:11

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 Рік тому +174

    "A face like Alfred Hitchcock watching a dove drown." What an incredibly random line!
    The writers come up with such original takes and jumbled readings, and her delivery is incomparable.

    • @damonedwards1544
      @damonedwards1544 Рік тому +7

      I though it was a dog drowning

    • @MrTomb789
      @MrTomb789 Рік тому +2

      @@damonedwards1544 so did I...😊

    • @kmc7062
      @kmc7062 7 місяців тому +3

      I think she says dog

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 7 місяців тому

      @@kmc7062 Sounds more like dock but I think you're right, dog fits better.

  • @jinh605
    @jinh605 2 роки тому +394

    19:21 "so why was that considered entertaining" had me on my knees this woman is a miracle

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 Рік тому +19

      I loved her ‘acid house’ joke.

    • @MiscEvieous
      @MiscEvieous 8 місяців тому +3

      lmfao dawg i was wheezing - Charles "Dickings" also caught me off guard 🤣

  • @XprPrentice
    @XprPrentice 6 років тому +2293

    "Why would you want to turn a pig into a cow? Pigs are quite good at being pigs, and cows are relatively good at being cows." I love the experts in this series

    • @edwardianed
      @edwardianed 5 років тому +337

      He says that, but if no other species other than cows have tried being cows, what's his frame of reference for cows being relatively good at being cows? Cows might be shit at being cows compared to pigs.

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 5 років тому +15

      Christopher Prentice I love Chris Peckham

    • @andrewtrip8617
      @andrewtrip8617 4 роки тому +39

      Edward Ashford I think a cow is better at being a cow than a pig is at being a pig .that said a pig can be a cow better than a cow can be a pig .

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 4 роки тому +17

      He does not seem to understand evolution. The environmental niche being available would create a cow if cows did not exist. You would have some sheep or pigs who were more cowlike over time and eventually would take over the whole niche, become larger, produce more milk, and so on.

    • @valyriantime910
      @valyriantime910 3 роки тому +47

      "So why did he come up with a theory than turns monkeys into men? Aren't monkeys quite good as monkeys and men just quite good as men? " That should have been her next question.

  • @K3NnY_G
    @K3NnY_G Рік тому +65

    This is comedy gold, the presenter, the writers. Everyone's just nailing it.

  • @johncostello3174
    @johncostello3174 3 роки тому +739

    " These days people pay thousands of pounds to visit the sun kissed islands of the Caribbean. In the seventeen hundreds you could go there for free. If you were black ...and didn't want to go there "
    XD

  • @albino_penguin2268
    @albino_penguin2268 2 роки тому +577

    I love that she crossed all the voting boxes, ticked one then they hold the camera angle on her and a sign saying "put a cross in only one box.
    It's the small details that show the writers care.

    • @jpkey87
      @jpkey87 2 роки тому +56

      This had me my crying, she looks so pleased with herself when she's putting the ballot in the box and it's not going to count.

    • @tigana
      @tigana Рік тому +3

      I was dying. So subtle yet hilarious

  • @msamour
    @msamour 11 місяців тому +17

    You have to hand it to all the interviewees, they were amazingly patient with Philomena.

  • @ernestomartinez4090
    @ernestomartinez4090 2 роки тому +456

    - "He was your favorite?"
    - "YEAH!".
    - "The one who slept with his sister?".

    • @jollyfighter7319
      @jollyfighter7319 Рік тому +46

      „Must’ve been a pretty good book, if you can overlook that he slept with his sister“

    • @harmonicpsyche8313
      @harmonicpsyche8313 Рік тому

      Plenty of experts give funny absurd answers to Ms. Cunk's funny absurd questions. That particular expert managed gave an absurd answer right out of the gate. Unforced error imo

  • @shubhammundhra5113
    @shubhammundhra5113 2 роки тому +334

    Asking stupid questions to experts... My favorite genre of comedy

  • @cygnusbeast3740
    @cygnusbeast3740 Рік тому +14

    9:16 I really appreciate whoever had the idea to use "From the new World", a piece very explicitly not about Britain, as background music for this Britain Mockumentary.

  • @jena.alexia
    @jena.alexia 2 роки тому +343

    "I'll be starting sentences in one location - and finishing them in another." 😅 Classic trope. They must've watched a lot of real historical docos to nail all these clichés and it's brilliant.

    • @user-jc6vh8ck1f
      @user-jc6vh8ck1f Рік тому +6

      The same thing Nolan does in many of his movies

    • @AgentZ-1844
      @AgentZ-1844 Рік тому +3

      they make the documentaries lol it's the same guys so easy

    • @STho205
      @STho205 9 місяців тому +1

      Has she done one where she is driving a car pointlessly and speaking to the cameraman?

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 6 місяців тому +2

      I love how she dons period costumes more or less unsmilingly as if it's an unnecessary burden. Parodying some other presenter who can't be stopped from so doing and smirking.

  • @maryambintghassani2341
    @maryambintghassani2341 2 роки тому +442

    "Who's your favourite Mr. Man?"
    "Mr Tickle."
    Props for the poise on that counter-attack, sir. She tested you and you passed.

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 2 роки тому +21

      And the BAFTA for "most uncomfortable interviewee in a musical or comedy goes to ....."

    • @FitzFarseer96
      @FitzFarseer96 2 роки тому +12

      I still haven't figured out if the interviewees are in on the joke but I like to imagine they are not.

    • @gregoryboatswain1605
      @gregoryboatswain1605 2 роки тому +20

      @@FitzFarseer96 Originally they weren't. But I think the character has been around for so long that they are wise to it now. Although I suppose some of them might still be caught off guard.

    • @barbh1
      @barbh1 Рік тому +5

      Reminiscent of Ali G interviewing Noam Chomsky.

    • @Blackadder75
      @Blackadder75 Рік тому +10

      @@FitzFarseer96 they are (and were) , they got instructions to answer all questions as genuine as possible, they didn't know exactly what she was going to ask, just that it was a comedy program

  • @deniseking7659
    @deniseking7659 Рік тому +262

    I shouldn't have listened to this while recovering from pneumonia. I almost coughed myself to death through laughing so much!

    • @tamjac10
      @tamjac10 Рік тому +18

      I hope you feel better! 😄

    • @busboifinn
      @busboifinn Рік тому +6

      It would’ve been a good way to go haha

    • @classicaldeb
      @classicaldeb Рік тому +4

      Oh dear! 😮

    • @pigmango
      @pigmango Місяць тому

      That’s exactly what I’m doing now.

  • @onlinefriend3889
    @onlinefriend3889 3 роки тому +277

    5:04 "Austin wrote novels ... filled with words it's almost impossible to care about"
    - GCSE English Literature in a nutshell

    • @n.r.5380
      @n.r.5380 3 роки тому +14

      FasCinating! :)

  • @mayam4830
    @mayam4830 5 років тому +912

    i spat out my tea at 'by ron' this is a fucking masterpiece

  • @felotter
    @felotter Рік тому +71

    "When Britain fought two world wars but no world cups." That's brutal.

  • @andrietsa
    @andrietsa 2 роки тому +141

    I love that 100 yards stare she has when she gets answers to her silly questions

  • @Happin3ess
    @Happin3ess 2 роки тому +111

    This is THE BEST historical programme about Great Britain I've seen in the past 5 years. Really. Although it's comedy it still has a better sense of history than most.

  • @philalethistry7937
    @philalethistry7937 Рік тому +48

    that poor man at 4:53. he's so traumatized by the last questions, he boils his answer down to "Jane Austen was a woman who wrote novels" lmfao

  • @garhull11
    @garhull11 6 років тому +748

    "conditions unthinkable for anyone who isn't a junior doctor" savage

    • @terryplatt8115
      @terryplatt8115 6 років тому +82

      'Babbage never foresaw the terrible consequences of his invention - a machine that would auto-correct his name to Cabbage every single time' - brilliant, classic line!

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 6 років тому +28

      @@terryplatt8115 ....... I get as much laughter reading the comments (things people pick out) as I do watching the video

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 3 роки тому +6

      My sister is a GP: try to stay awake while you're being treated by a junior doc on rotation.

    • @eloiseripley
      @eloiseripley 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @AIA1990
      @AIA1990 2 роки тому +2

      @@chrisneedham5803 humor and laughter is a social activity that’s why :)

  • @Pusher97
    @Pusher97 3 роки тому +196

    Had a smile on my face from start to finish.
    She’s hilarious.

  • @Bowie_E
    @Bowie_E Рік тому +96

    Four years ago?? She's been around for this long and y'all just now shared her with the rest of the world on Netflix? 😭 She's brilliant lol

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 2 роки тому +384

    I love how angry the expert looks when she has to explain where steam comes from 😂

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 Рік тому +28

      She was not having it that day lol.

    • @Rain-Man915
      @Rain-Man915 Рік тому +37

      At that moment it was coming out of her ears.

    • @snakejones9965
      @snakejones9965 Рік тому +5

      Don't forget I'm going to be using the C word a lot then pointing at the Sea.😂

    • @rahatkhan_7
      @rahatkhan_7 Рік тому +2

      Let's not ignore when one told her how much cow and pig are best being cow and pig

  • @OmegaMapDesign
    @OmegaMapDesign 5 років тому +246

    Absolutely love that she keeps calling Dickens "Dickings"

    • @re-unbox896
      @re-unbox896 2 роки тому +8

      And he died....forever

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev 2 роки тому +7

      Was it before or after the industrial revelation?

    • @marilenafourli5990
      @marilenafourli5990 Рік тому

      In the previous episode she refers to Middle Evil years. !

  • @chrisstratton987
    @chrisstratton987 Рік тому +55

    "their unbridled sexual passion for one another is evident in every photo."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @perlefisker
    @perlefisker 3 роки тому +326

    So cleverly made - intelligent humour with sharp comments.
    Philomena is perfect for this.

    • @docolemnsx
      @docolemnsx 2 роки тому +26

      Perfect? She is Philomenal!

    • @justinmorgan2126
      @justinmorgan2126 2 роки тому

      She's an utter idiot, with a stupid common accent... I can only assume you're being satirical.

  • @jeremysolomon7791
    @jeremysolomon7791 2 роки тому +316

    16:11 "It was immediately obvious to anyone that slavery was wrong, which was why it was only allowed to continue for hundreds of years" I died XD

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 2 роки тому +3

      Thought that was a very predictable joke. Just me?

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +22

      @@jshepard152 you have a predictable pfp

    • @anon-tlv3399
      @anon-tlv3399 Рік тому +9

      slavery was abolished in favour of a new term, minimum wage.

    • @rahatkhan_7
      @rahatkhan_7 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack Рік тому +22

    I can’t believe that I haven’t caught wind of this woman before now. Where the hell have I been anyway? She’s utterly hilarious.

  • @paulm6110
    @paulm6110 2 роки тому +119

    “Even though, at the time, half the men in Britain were women.” Sides still hurting from the laughter.

    • @kmc7062
      @kmc7062 7 місяців тому

      And then the door she tries to open is locked. Effing brilliant!! 😂

  • @hotpink000
    @hotpink000 2 роки тому +194

    I absolutely lost it when she referred to cumberbatch as alien 😂

    • @matthewhinkel9696
      @matthewhinkel9696 Рік тому +3

      Unfortunately, she is incorrect. Cumbledink Snaggleboof is actually a lizard man.

  • @Haffmatthew
    @Haffmatthew 8 місяців тому +54

    There’s something magical about Philomena marching up to these professionals and immediately blurting out “who are you?” lol

  • @goodman2050
    @goodman2050 4 роки тому +1204

    British humor is unbeatable.

    • @MrGiorgioud
      @MrGiorgioud 3 роки тому +58

      It is, no doubt about it. Unfortunately it is in danger of becoming extinct. Less and less people possess it, and there is a good argument that this nation is becoming progressively a humourless one. All the clues are thete....that is why, when one finds a gem like this one, it is to be cherished.....

    • @dw999
      @dw999 3 роки тому +18

      If there were some unified entity under the label "British humor," then there wdn't be such divergence between, say, "The Bennie Hill Show" and "Monty Python's Flying Circus," or among the many comics whose stand-up you can watch on "Live at the Apollo," or among the many comics whose quips you can catch on hundreds of "Mock the Week -- Scenes We'd Like to See" clips on YT. Yes, some British humor is sublime -- as is some American humor, and some Australian humor, etc. -- and some is crummy.
      Please avoid stereotypes -- they never do any good (even the so-called positive ones), and they usually cause a lot of harm. In addition, thinking in stereotypes is a sure way to become intellectually flabby, and the last thing this world needs, given the existential crises we face, is for anyone to let his/her brain turn to mush.

    • @trajancanada
      @trajancanada 3 роки тому +38

      @@dw999 Lighten up, Francis.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrGiorgioud *Fewer

    • @georgelazenby7167
      @georgelazenby7167 2 роки тому +9

      @@dw999 British Humor is funny.

  • @richardw.johnson2875
    @richardw.johnson2875 2 роки тому +379

    “He came up with a theory, that said that animals who were dead, were far less likely to reproduce than those that were alive” 😂😂😂😂 LOL’ing

    • @markhardwick8032
      @markhardwick8032 2 роки тому +33

      It’s so funny and also it’s actually not the worst summary of evolution by natural selection 😂

    • @K1RTB
      @K1RTB 2 роки тому +13

      More intuitive than „survival of the fittest“.

    • @maniscalcane
      @maniscalcane Рік тому +11

      Pretty accurate description of the theory tho

  • @drewmckenna7
    @drewmckenna7 7 місяців тому +4

    I think the best part is that many of her questions are truly challenging to these academics.

  • @patrickbrawner2438
    @patrickbrawner2438 4 роки тому +234

    It cracks me up how serious the experts seem to address her questions, lol.

    • @Stiffd1
      @Stiffd1 3 роки тому +14

      It’s staged as your smile.

    • @TellyArchive
      @TellyArchive 3 роки тому +12

      @@Stiffd1 No shit.

    • @generalkweizr7091
      @generalkweizr7091 2 роки тому +12

      @@Stiffd1 thank you captain obvious

    • @SS-yr3ij
      @SS-yr3ij 2 роки тому +4

      @@Stiffd1 wooooshh

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn 2 роки тому +20

      @@Stiffd1 That doesn't make it less funny. Realistic reactions to her would be 99% boring as hell, confusion, refusal to engage further, leaving.

  • @HypeShot-27
    @HypeShot-27 2 роки тому +189

    I had no idea the 1980s sitcom Brush Strokes was such a prominent cultural phenomenon throughout every period of British history.

    • @kitaster1546
      @kitaster1546 2 роки тому +14

      Im binging them and living for the Brush Strokes cameos

    • @adzdahlman9724
      @adzdahlman9724 2 роки тому +7

      It wasn't . They just picked it up , it could've been anything . It was previously languishing in obscurity , forgotten by everyone , barr a few , now adult , women who are prob married to / divorced from , the wrong men .
      It was sh*t , just watch AN episode .

    • @fleasy4393
      @fleasy4393 2 роки тому

      Is the joke that BBC documentaries make contrived segues to crap they still have the rights to in order to pad out time/content? I don't know, I don't watch that many actual BBC docs.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 2 роки тому +3

      @@adzdahlman9724 i had forgotten that i had forgotten it.

    • @adzdahlman9724
      @adzdahlman9724 2 роки тому

      @@Plethorality yeah , me too , much like Hale and Pace had been ; until , some genius brought them to mind recently ~ I was quite annoyed , if ever anything designed to entertain didn't . Hope I haven't ruined your day .

  • @anasoto3781
    @anasoto3781 Рік тому +38

    She is a genius, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’ve been binge watching all her videos since I discovered her

  • @clariphonication
    @clariphonication 3 роки тому +208

    "The idea that man and ape were close relatives was considered both hilarious and shocking; a bit like Graham Norton, but with more profound consequences for humankind".

    • @maynan3
      @maynan3 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂

  • @bradmclean4988
    @bradmclean4988 6 років тому +248

    The Literary expert was awesome. He just went along with the farce.

    • @GameAndStory
      @GameAndStory 5 років тому +53

      Who's your favourite Mr Man?
      Mr Tickle probably.
      I died.

    • @Alexandra-ix6cl
      @Alexandra-ix6cl 4 роки тому +52

      I love that he turned the tables on her and asked how the Nantucket limerick ended.

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra 3 роки тому +6

      Always get faintly disappointed when the academics clock they're in a satire and play along tbf

  • @melodyssong4916
    @melodyssong4916 Рік тому +28

    I almost spit out my drink when she pronounced the C in 'fascinated'. It's the details with this show.

    • @lizroberts1569
      @lizroberts1569 Рік тому +1

      😂 me too.

    • @Max-DuBois
      @Max-DuBois 7 місяців тому

      @@lizroberts1569 I also almost spit out my drink.

    • @manuelcomparetti2143
      @manuelcomparetti2143 6 місяців тому

      non native english speaker here, may you explain?

    • @Max-DuBois
      @Max-DuBois 6 місяців тому

      @@manuelcomparetti2143 The "C" in fascinated is pronounced like the "C" in pronounced - as an "S" consonant sound.

    • @manuelcomparetti2143
      @manuelcomparetti2143 6 місяців тому

      @@Max-DuBois yeah got that. I was wondering whether there was a pun I missed

  • @aml8568
    @aml8568 6 років тому +134

    Queen Victoria is often portrayed as old and grumpy...it's where the term Victoria Cross comes from!

  • @SPLICY
    @SPLICY 2 роки тому +26

    12:27 - "Babbage never foresaw the terrible consequences of his invention: A machine that would auto-correct his name to 'cabbage'. Every. Single. Time."

  • @mikeg2924
    @mikeg2924 Рік тому +4

    She's hysterical! Thank you so much.

  • @princessbunny80085
    @princessbunny80085 2 роки тому +90

    “We don’t even know if he died… he could be.. you, and thats terrifying cause you’d have no way of knowing” THIS SHIT IS JUST SO
    GOLD 😹😹

  • @MrJdcirbo
    @MrJdcirbo 2 роки тому +40

    "Babage never foresaw the terrible consequences of his invention: a machine that would autocorrect his name to 'Cabbage'... ever single time." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @citizenkata
    @citizenkata Рік тому +20

    Gotta say, the people Philomena interviews are taking it so stoically that it makes me believe in their expertise more than any "normal" conversation would😂

  • @evantyoung8033
    @evantyoung8033 6 років тому +738

    "Eventually Darwin evolved... into a corpse."

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 5 років тому +25

      faskinated... :D

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 4 роки тому +4

      Just like western civilization has done

    • @panjandrum.conundrum
      @panjandrum.conundrum 3 роки тому +13

      @@LTPottenger you might have missed the point, but look at the Oranges of Peaches

    • @rufiosykes899
      @rufiosykes899 2 роки тому

      Really?

    • @82892869hi
      @82892869hi 2 роки тому +7

      @@LTPottenger right wingers when they rant about the fall of the white race on a video about the minions or a coconut or some other completely unrelated shit

  • @erato_90
    @erato_90 2 роки тому +102

    the "wrong/ron" part took me a few seconds until i bursted out laughing

  • @tariq_al_fahim170
    @tariq_al_fahim170 Рік тому +26

    'Oranges of Peaches' by Charles Darwin had me dead

  • @georgexm2032
    @georgexm2032 4 роки тому +54

    I'll be starting sentences in one location... AND FINISHING THEM IN ANOTHAAR!

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 років тому +120

    "But not all women of the age were Byron's sister who he was sleeping with."

  • @GurmailSingh-uv7xk
    @GurmailSingh-uv7xk Рік тому +4

    Brilliant ! Thank you Diane and writers ! Just awesome !!!

  • @Zibonnn
    @Zibonnn 2 роки тому +62

    "...which is four more than Fast & Furious." She is casually spitting out some hilarious lines! 😆

  • @rikinhouston
    @rikinhouston 2 роки тому +59

    "Why would you want turn a pig into a cow?"
    "To see what it's like."
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @rogerpetersen3338
    @rogerpetersen3338 Рік тому +10

    How these experts answer her questions and not totally lose it is amazing.

  • @janinealexander6132
    @janinealexander6132 2 роки тому +44

    Diane Morgan is so funny! Don't know how she keeps a straight face sometimes. A big shout out to Charlie Brooker too for co-writing this series!

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 3 роки тому +58

    Mister Men, holy shit, I haven't thought about those characters since first grade. It's even funnier he was able to state who his favorite was.

  • @vibovitold
    @vibovitold 3 роки тому +79

    - Talk me through the events that led up to the moment where Charles Darwin invented the monkey.
    - Darwin didn't... invent the monkey, noone invented a monkey.
    - Okay, well: talk me through the events that led up to the moment where Charles Darwin didn't invent the monkey.

  • @mokujinsan9946
    @mokujinsan9946 2 роки тому +58

    I love the Brush Strokes intro expertly crafted into each episode. 👌😂

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 Рік тому

      It's like the Pump Up the Jam references

    • @Kurogami25
      @Kurogami25 Рік тому

      @@katherinetutschek4757 except cunk on earth is later than cunk on britain

  • @DrN007
    @DrN007 Рік тому +12

    18:00 The guy totally dodged comparing his beloved queen Vic to Darth Vader 🤣

  • @johanarnundsson4885
    @johanarnundsson4885 6 років тому +56

    I'm in love with Philomena

  • @drmikehuntphd7905
    @drmikehuntphd7905 3 роки тому +78

    ...
    "Chewbacca?"
    "I think that's stretching it..." Brilliant

  • @exothermic8558
    @exothermic8558 Рік тому +1

    Ha ha ha philomena! Love you. You lighten my heavy step. Thank god for artists and especially the funny ones. And thanks for the straight faced historians. We would be nothing without you, either. The purest of chuckles.

  • @christophcooper2557
    @christophcooper2557 3 роки тому +137

    "The oranges of the peaches" omg, I almost dieded

    • @Asdftorga
      @Asdftorga 3 роки тому +2

      As an English as a second language speaker, I thank you for helping me finally get that joke

    • @katherinetutschek4757
      @katherinetutschek4757 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Asdftorga Don't feel bad, I just got it now too😂

  • @mrshumancar
    @mrshumancar 4 роки тому +15

    This girl is great, she's asking all the questions regular people ask experts.

  • @donparker4521
    @donparker4521 Рік тому +13

    Dickens came to create the most “time consuming” stories in history.
    Brilliant

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo 2 роки тому +19

    I love Philomena's description of Jane Austin's books: "Filled with words it's almost impossible to care about..." LOL! :D

  • @DopravniPoradce
    @DopravniPoradce 3 роки тому +81

    Best episode so far. I giggled the whole time, which is unheard of for me... :-) Now I know who's Ron! :-) Diane Morgan is a genius! I love her humor passionately.

  • @justexrite
    @justexrite 2 місяці тому

    My first time being entertained by Philomena: what a treat! (Must have been living under a rock.) Says it all with a straight face. Like to see her break sometime.

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig 2 роки тому +63

    13:33 - How does she say these things with a straight face? Her sense of humor is so oddly wonderful.

  • @whyyes6428
    @whyyes6428 2 роки тому +92

    Referring to history as a 'sort of rear view mirror into time' might be something written to be comical but it's actually very philosophical and a fairly intelligent term. I love it, if Dianne is writing this stuff she's an absolute genius.

    • @wojciechficek616
      @wojciechficek616 2 роки тому +21

      The end credits say who writes it, feel free to congratulate them as well

    • @BKKfreak
      @BKKfreak 11 місяців тому +1

      There's a remote tribe that imagines the future as behind them...
      They look forward for the past, because they can see what happened.
      The future is considered to be behind them because they don't know what's there.

  • @owenmayes2128
    @owenmayes2128 Рік тому +6

    "There was a young man from Nantucket... " Brilliant 👌🏼

  • @OfficialKorSide
    @OfficialKorSide 6 років тому +142

    “She looked like Alfred Hitchcock watching a dog drown” best line in the episode and maybe the series lmaooo

  • @CS9_
    @CS9_ 6 років тому +147

    “He went from a drawing, to a black and white man, to a black and white man in colour, to a cricketer, to an alien.”