Film Theory: How Batman BEATS Superman! - Batman v Superman

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  • @martinessentials162
    @martinessentials162 4 роки тому +2349

    "Lets make it fair no kryptonite" Meanwhile at Warner Bros "were gonna do that thing"

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +64

      Let’s make it fair Batman no kryptonite no bats suits and superman stop getting his Powers from the sun because that actually how he gets his powers

    • @Paxton365
      @Paxton365 4 роки тому +67

      @@mikejones774 But... that pretty much ruins the point that there Superheros. Taking away Batman's weapons and armour and taking away Superman's powers. Now it's just Stronger human vs normal human. It wouldn't be much of a contest.

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +11

      Springtrap Superman is basically a Human he gets his powers from the sun and there’s a planet we’re Batman went to they gave him Superman’s powers it was from the sun

    • @Paxton365
      @Paxton365 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikejones774 Last time I checked humans don't get their powers from the sun. They get nutrients from food and breathing air and whatnot. And what does this have to do with the earlier comment you made?

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +4

      Springtrap I’m saying that superman would be cheating in a fight because of the fact that there’s another planet that also gives Batman superpowers so I’m saying superman would always be cheating because he would have the sun

  • @TCT2023
    @TCT2023 4 роки тому +3834

    Dang, this takes the phrase "fighting smarter not harder" to a whole new level.

    • @adonis7626
      @adonis7626 4 роки тому +28

      The Cartridge Tilter This is a Scrooge McDuck Quote :
      «Work Smarter, not harder»

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 4 роки тому +12

      Adonis Farhat wrong. It’s a cloaker quote

    • @_Dvck
      @_Dvck 4 роки тому +4

      My house gets a third story

    • @Gvoudw
      @Gvoudw 4 роки тому +4

      It’s big brain time

    • @basilbomb1880
      @basilbomb1880 4 роки тому +17

      If Batman can defeat Superman without kryptonite then does that mean Batman could defeat goku (I watch death battle)

  • @zirusmiguelaragon8421
    @zirusmiguelaragon8421 4 роки тому +875

    Superman: "So how can you defeat me?"
    Batman: "Because Im Batman"
    Superman: "No not that one"
    Batman: "........"
    Batman: "Im rich"

    • @OkOk-cf3ej
      @OkOk-cf3ej 4 роки тому +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @x-rax716
      @x-rax716 4 роки тому +6

      @@OkOk-cf3ej 😺😸😹

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 3 роки тому +15

      Being rich opens up plenty of doors

    • @Cat-bl5yr
      @Cat-bl5yr 3 роки тому +10

      You don’t even need the rich part all you need is because he’s Batman

    • @_Vize_
      @_Vize_ 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

  • @Its.a_me_
    @Its.a_me_ 3 роки тому +1212

    Flash: "Why do you think you win against him?"
    Batman: "Cause I'm rich!!!"
    Flash: "Yeah but, how exactly are you going to win?"
    Batman: "With MONEY!!!"

    • @ethangriffith2035
      @ethangriffith2035 3 роки тому +60

      He just starts throwing gold bars at superman

    • @zaroni3586
      @zaroni3586 3 роки тому +23

      @@ethangriffith2035 he'll make the robot arms with platnum

    • @saranyanjeyakumaran4781
      @saranyanjeyakumaran4781 2 роки тому +24

      Correction
      Flash:why do you think you can win against him
      Batman:because i am batman

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 роки тому +5

      *proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 роки тому +2

      *proceeds to beat up dimesional gods*

  • @hardcorelevelingwarrior233
    @hardcorelevelingwarrior233 5 років тому +4793

    True DC comic fans know a prepared batman is an unstoppable batman.

    • @thefacebehindthemask7007
      @thefacebehindthemask7007 5 років тому +168

      Dr. Doom would like to know your location.

    • @hypotenuse7949
      @hypotenuse7949 5 років тому +88

      Faizaan Naseem True DC comics fans know it’s a joke

    • @FlatBunny360
      @FlatBunny360 5 років тому +221

      True dc comic fans know Batman could destroy the whole justice league

    • @gregoriusrex1855
      @gregoriusrex1855 5 років тому +18

      @@FlatBunny360 you wish

    • @FlatBunny360
      @FlatBunny360 5 років тому +172

      @@gregoriusrex1855 he literally has a contingency plan for it covered in the comics but you think what you wish.

  • @Cl0udbear_
    @Cl0udbear_ 5 років тому +3639

    Batman: i listed all reasons y im better
    Superman: it just says "im batman"

    • @zzz7869
      @zzz7869 5 років тому +220

      Batman: exactly

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 років тому +63

      deadly robotics
      You mean because I’m batman

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 5 років тому +9

      LOL

    • @barbb926
      @barbb926 5 років тому +104

      Superman: well that doesnt mean anything
      Batman: yes it does
      Superman: how
      Batman: because I’m Batman

    • @codyreed3950
      @codyreed3950 5 років тому +12

      Martha wait your mom names Martha yes ok 👌 let’s fight bad guy

  • @highkage9535
    @highkage9535 4 роки тому +4098

    Flash: What's your superpower again?
    Batman: I'm rich.
    After watching this video that actually makes sense now.

  • @eliaskuah7704
    @eliaskuah7704 3 роки тому +111

    If I'm not wrong, I think Superman had the fortress of solitude in the Arctic because it is quieter there as Superman also has super senses. So the fortress of solitude gets him further away from the people, so that it is not as loud.

    • @OpeqXD_
      @OpeqXD_ 11 місяців тому

      u a genius!!!! in a gud way for sur

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 10 місяців тому +3

      Also because while it may not get as much direct sun in some places the sun never sets in the arctic so he’d get 24/7 radiation

    • @nagasakitheman1076
      @nagasakitheman1076 8 місяців тому

      @@bradenr867well what about the period of the year when the sun is not there?

    • @RussellHendrix1
      @RussellHendrix1 8 місяців тому

      @@nagasakitheman1076 Not sure maybe hibernation? He may get tired lol PolarMan or SuperBear

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 8 місяців тому

      @@nagasakitheman1076 good point, maybe he needs vacation home in the South Pole so he can go there during winter for some more 24 hours of sun

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2288

    Superman's weakness: Kryptonite
    Batman's weakness: Martha...

    • @thabreez456
      @thabreez456 4 роки тому +88

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!Although there is a perfectly reasonable explaination for that scene i do love the memes.

    • @chocon.7556
      @chocon.7556 4 роки тому +4

      Hi

    • @jeffkherbyanghag3460
      @jeffkherbyanghag3460 4 роки тому +7

      He's weakness actually is chicks

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 4 роки тому

      the thing is that batman can close his ears

    • @need_more_time1119
      @need_more_time1119 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeffkherbyanghag3460 hishe reference

  • @phenyxswartz941
    @phenyxswartz941 4 роки тому +213

    I feel like anyone who had seen batman in the comics would have no doubt that batman is the winner.... the man literally has a plan to defeat every single superhuman he knows of...

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS 3 роки тому +14

      not to mention he also has a plan to take himself out too

    • @idek6585
      @idek6585 2 роки тому +2

      Although none of that mattered because boom kryptonite

    • @lisi_ponurak
      @lisi_ponurak Рік тому

      And every single he doesn’t 😂

    • @jimmythearsonist451
      @jimmythearsonist451 5 місяців тому

      He has no successful contingency plan for plastic man 😂

  • @stupidgames-hq9wo
    @stupidgames-hq9wo 4 роки тому +471

    Superman: it is impossible to beat me
    Batman: what is I use this fancy green rock
    Superman: guess I'll die

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo 3 роки тому +8

      @@terryfuldsgaming7995 Don’t forget that Batsy knows over 170 martial arts.

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 3 роки тому

      @@mr.mcnerdo *127

    • @Someone-ri7fm
      @Someone-ri7fm 3 роки тому +1

      The fact that he doesn't use the "fancy green rock"

    • @mr.mcnerdo
      @mr.mcnerdo 3 роки тому +1

      @@thenoirknight5729 I found a source that said that he knows 178. That being said I looked it up a couple years ago and it might’ve changed since then.

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 3 роки тому

      @@mr.mcnerdo 👍. Everything that I've watched and read has had 127 as the max

  • @laurenbernardfrio7679
    @laurenbernardfrio7679 3 роки тому +50

    Man, The Film Theorist is always right!
    I'm proud of you, dude!

  • @YES-bb9rh
    @YES-bb9rh 5 років тому +1471

    Batman:*wins*
    Superman:but how?
    Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....................................................................................N

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 5 років тому +31

      Batman fan:hell yeah
      Superman fan:no lets fight shit fan
      *superman fan punchs batman fan but lose because hes BATMAN FAN HE WILL NEVER LOSE*

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 5 років тому +11

      Mohamed Salad I read it with the HISHE voice lmao

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 5 років тому +3

      OK
      *hishe*

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 5 років тому +1

      @@tfordham13 YEAHHHHHH

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 5 років тому +1

      @@princezuko9430 HISHE

  • @BigBadBloss
    @BigBadBloss 5 років тому +1833

    Meanwhile...
    Lex Luthor: Write that down! Write that down!!!

  • @crocodilesmash4064
    @crocodilesmash4064 7 років тому +713

    Superman = Plant
    Green Kryptonite = Weedkiller
    Gold Kryptonite = Poison

    • @swaggydarkrai4585
      @swaggydarkrai4585 7 років тому +18

      Batman: The person that will throw superman in the bin

    • @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199
      @whydoievenbothertoputthish2199 7 років тому +24

      Batman = Rich AF
      Kryptonite bullets c: ? $$$

    • @mlemmage8449
      @mlemmage8449 7 років тому +14

      your ass is grass, and im the weed whacker

    • @crowleyswrestlingstatue2555
      @crowleyswrestlingstatue2555 7 років тому +6

      Only if its green kryptonite or gold(gold gets rid of his powers permanently),red makes him evil,silver basicly makes him get super high,black would make 2 of him a good and bad,pink turns him gay(srsly he turns gay when exposed to this shit).and periwinkle kryptonite causes Superman to lose all of his inhibitions.

    • @sarpgunes4362
      @sarpgunes4362 7 років тому

      well russia probably got some of that pink shit

  • @adityajoglekar7873
    @adityajoglekar7873 9 місяців тому +22

    watching this in 2024 is like opening a time capsule

  • @screwit6242
    @screwit6242 5 років тому +890

    superman : I have super strength, flight, laser vision, and X - ray vision,
    Batman : I have billions of dollars in my bank account, I win

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 5 років тому +11

      Mr Stupid wait this entire theory is wrong if superman has (X-RAY) vision that means he doesn’t get affected by that radiation Batman would try use to destroy him 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @MrGreensweightHist
      @MrGreensweightHist 5 років тому +16

      @@macey7600 Supes doesn't have X-Ray vision.
      While it is called that, technically what he has is Clairvoyance, based on the fact he can see in color.

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 5 років тому +3

      Ok so radiation doesn't effect him how does he deal with getting pummeled by 2x his force

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 5 років тому +2

      qberry gamz people only talk about Batman’s advantages lol, what if superman just stays in the air what’s that suit going to do lol. What if superman gets a emp and just disabled his suit. What if the logic you’re going off of in this video isn’t even correct to this cinematic universe (its just a theory). We’ve already seen in this universe that superman is crazy fast ....the flash fast, hows batman going to hit him in a big ass clunky suit....see what I’m getting at, Batman only wins if all the conditions are biased towards him

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 5 років тому

      @@macey7600 ya I guess so the whole slogan it's just a theory a game.theory

  • @bismuth7398
    @bismuth7398 6 років тому +497

    So, it turns out that superman has THREE weaknesses: kryptonite, supernatural power, and ionizing radiation. That means, in theory, that Godzilla could ONE-SHOT Superman. After all, Godzilla's "flame" breathe is made ENTIRELY out of radiation. Being exposed to that much radiation and force would probably cause Superman to disintergrate.

    • @samp_txt
      @samp_txt 6 років тому +16

      Cole Krumrey well it's more of a plasma blast

    • @horrermovieguyrandomman6567
      @horrermovieguyrandomman6567 6 років тому +15

      But Godzilla would have to hit him with it and superman could probably one shot him

    • @incognigo1670
      @incognigo1670 6 років тому +7

      Cole Krumrey
      Don't forget Martha XD

    • @nordicbull0414
      @nordicbull0414 6 років тому +8

      As well as magic

    • @bismuth7398
      @bismuth7398 6 років тому +3

      Lord Helix
      Highly irradiated plasma

  • @SwiftGamingx
    @SwiftGamingx 8 років тому +3418

    If batman loses I'm suing you.

  • @dynamix1862
    @dynamix1862 3 роки тому +13

    It kills me that these theories are almost ALWAYS better than what we see on the big screen. It's either a flop or disappointing when we see studios try to wow us, why don't they hire Matt or the whole theorist channel to go over everything. Everyone would make bank and we would have a chance of having better movies.

  • @judedasher2646
    @judedasher2646 5 років тому +289

    Boy Man. He was a man bitten by a boy. He got man powers. In Soviet Russia, he can eat bubbles, and things that can kill the normal human. His weakness is work.

  • @linkr2183
    @linkr2183 4 роки тому +117

    Always be yourself...
    Unless you can be BATMAN, then always be BATMAN!

  • @silvergaming9886
    @silvergaming9886 6 років тому +268

    BATMAN WINS FATALITY
    Random person: how does batman win
    Batman:because I’m batman

    • @dabpolicetdm6893
      @dabpolicetdm6893 6 років тому

      Spooderman Can do anything a meme can makes sense

    • @godofyouall489
      @godofyouall489 6 років тому

      You some that up nicely batman is a meme.

    • @dabpolicetdm6893
      @dabpolicetdm6893 6 років тому +1

      godofyouall489 that’s the personals name but ur right

    • @HashiMadara
      @HashiMadara 5 років тому

      true as hell

  • @smokingdivot1762
    @smokingdivot1762 2 роки тому +34

    While I enjoy your videos and this one was good I still think you got it all wrong. Calculating his strength by carrying a rocket segment is flawed logic. As far as we know flying off with that rocket segment was no more difficult than carrying a box of Kleenex. Now there are multiple examples of Superman being hit with large arms and Small arms weapons fire without so much as wrinkling his suit.

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you! All we know is that he is at LEAST strong enough to carry the rocket, let alone being shown to push planets around in flight...

    • @warrioroffpeace3673
      @warrioroffpeace3673 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly everyone from the dragonball universe can lift rockets with ease. Even the human warriors. The problem with superman is inconvenience there are to many versions off him so you can never debate how strong the guys is.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 2 роки тому

      @@warrioroffpeace3673 How strong is superman? .... Any creator for DC : "Yes."

    • @lightningjj2894
      @lightningjj2894 Рік тому +1

      I was gonna say he can lift a whole lot more than a rocket, but the other points are valid.

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 4 роки тому +908

    "If we believe there is even a 1% chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.".
    --Batman.

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 роки тому +29

      Why did you quote that movie

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 роки тому +12

      @Parvika Singh no it a joke like why did you say that name

    • @OkOk-cf3ej
      @OkOk-cf3ej 4 роки тому +8

      I am Batman Nah the quote was good, it was just executed in the movie badly

    • @yamintaaha6714
      @yamintaaha6714 4 роки тому +1

      I thought batman was supposed to be smart.

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 роки тому +2

      @@yamintaaha6714 you know what punk

  • @notwh9497
    @notwh9497 7 років тому +739

    I thought the reason was that he's batman
    Case Closed
    YES

    • @Deltexterity
      @Deltexterity 7 років тому +13

      You have been banned from roblox
      Reason: *yes*
      (AlbertStuff reference)

    • @tweektweak2530
      @tweektweak2530 7 років тому +6

      DingleBerries DingleBerries do you kiss your mother or father with that mouth equal opportunities

    • @tweektweak2530
      @tweektweak2530 7 років тому +9

      CaptianCupcakez!! :D
      Name:batman
      Born:yes

    • @lostsassychild6021
      @lostsassychild6021 7 років тому +1

      You have been communicate banned from Xbox (without any communicates being used).
      Reason: *yes*

    • @jeffreycalhoun8770
      @jeffreycalhoun8770 7 років тому +2

      CaptainCupcakez:D I thought he would win because MARTHA!!!!!!

  • @AldenPlays
    @AldenPlays 6 років тому +534

    ManMan his only weakness isn't kriptonite it's the American dollar

  • @javeer1599
    @javeer1599 10 місяців тому +4

    This was my first matpat video. From here, I became a fan. Thanks matpat

  • @FilmTheory
    @FilmTheory  8 років тому +1353

    Are you Team Batman or Team Superman?

    • @pontus3433
      @pontus3433 8 років тому +178

      Batman duh

    • @nbot2084
      @nbot2084 8 років тому +42

      Uhh Team Superman, do you even need to ask.

    • @agri9167
      @agri9167 8 років тому +173

      +The Film Theorists #teamspiderman!

    • @johnvieira4851
      @johnvieira4851 8 років тому +98

      Batman

    • @oneterribleidea
      @oneterribleidea 8 років тому +82

      +The Film Theorists Team MatPat?

  • @kevinchen7166
    @kevinchen7166 4 роки тому +529

    Superman: haha you cant beat me
    Batman: slaps him with money
    Superman:wtf
    Batman:pulls out mecha suit with nuclear mingun
    Superman=superplant

  • @azaleacolburn
    @azaleacolburn 4 роки тому +157

    The fortress of solitude is there so that when superman relaxes, he is a normal person, and doesn't break cups, plate and furniture with his laser eyes.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 2 роки тому +6

      also for humans, it's kinda hard to get there.... even with our current tech. finding it. traveling to it. unless you are WAYNE!

    • @bub3124
      @bub3124 Рік тому +2

      how'd he build the fortress in the first place? where'd he get the materials and stuff, I didn't know he was rich

    • @michaelhuggins9373
      @michaelhuggins9373 Рік тому

      @@bub3124 in the comics he made all the materials on Venus

  • @gopnikfett
    @gopnikfett 3 роки тому +71

    What if kryptonite is uranium? They're both glowing green rocks, and this theory makes it seem like what makes superman week to kryptonite, is the radiation it emits.
    But hey that's just a theory, A COMMENT THEORY! thanks for reading.

    • @displeasedgentleman7360
      @displeasedgentleman7360 3 роки тому +2

      That was a good theory

    • @joelsletten3386
      @joelsletten3386 3 роки тому +2

      I think youre exactly right actually. Crazy that mat didnt pick up on that

    • @MohnishDhangar
      @MohnishDhangar 2 роки тому +3

      Bruh, Uranium isn't green. It has metallic luster.

    • @Luzhong_editz
      @Luzhong_editz 2 роки тому

      He must have thought uranium is like from the simsons

    • @scissorbanner9735
      @scissorbanner9735 2 роки тому

      it probably is some kind of wierd radiation that doesn't affect humans, i was thinking that already.

  • @MotaShotta
    @MotaShotta 8 років тому +735

    This theory is better than the actual movie

    • @asliceofcheese7888
      @asliceofcheese7888 8 років тому +2

      Amen

    • @Keshaire
      @Keshaire 8 років тому +4

      +MotaShotta
      Indeed. I sort of wasted my time going, after I watched it, I wish I had just went and seen Zootopia.

    • @blankneveragain
      @blankneveragain 8 років тому +3

      +Keshaire!!! hahahah its better

    • @Keshaire
      @Keshaire 8 років тому +3

      BGIBreyerProductions
      The movie threatre where I live is one of those old-fashioned ones that only show two movies at a time. There was BVS and Zootopia, but I wish I had just seen Zootopia. Definitely wasn't the best movie I've seen.

    • @mr.l5783
      @mr.l5783 8 років тому +1

      +MotaShotta Jokes getting old.

  • @shivanimayekar3635
    @shivanimayekar3635 6 років тому +281

    So when batman says he has the power of money he ain't lying

  • @thedankmeme1536
    @thedankmeme1536 7 років тому +352

    Superman=plantman

    • @patsypearson363
      @patsypearson363 7 років тому +2

      Xxsnpierboixx Lolz plantman was in megaman 6 and sucked!

    • @tweektweak2530
      @tweektweak2530 7 років тому +1

      Patsy Pearson megabatman

    • @AL-ps6qg
      @AL-ps6qg 7 років тому

      No he's captain planet

    • @mielliot13
      @mielliot13 6 років тому

      Also batman regularly beats poison ivy, who is plant girl

    • @hasanbojalali2520
      @hasanbojalali2520 6 років тому

      Xxsnpierboixx Lolz bazza gazza

  • @prachetaraghuvanshi8234
    @prachetaraghuvanshi8234 Рік тому +3

    The "Not a great plan" Iron Man reference got me wheezing the rest of the episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lmgaming9193
    @lmgaming9193 4 роки тому +1138

    Why batman wins
    Simple
    “BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN”.

    • @moosebeats7102
      @moosebeats7102 4 роки тому +22

      I’m 14 and this is deep

    • @PaperMoonLaZY
      @PaperMoonLaZY 4 роки тому +26

      Ahh, a Hishe fan I see.

    • @lmgaming9193
      @lmgaming9193 4 роки тому +10

      @@PaperMoonLaZY yup 👍

    • @dinoboy5795
      @dinoboy5795 4 роки тому +6

      Of course Batman when he's Batman Batman always wins it's just the law

    • @ranjanasharan4051
      @ranjanasharan4051 4 роки тому +6

      @@hrishipotter5611 hey I am Bruce Wayne wanna know my secret IDENTITY

  • @tristanblackmun9894
    @tristanblackmun9894 6 років тому +1983

    Batman wins with his superpower...
    Money

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 6 років тому +16

      Tristmun9 Tyme plant killer

    • @blackrhinohead5354
      @blackrhinohead5354 6 років тому +48

      Ok in the movie justice league he states to the flash that his super power is money so you are right

    • @theunkown7292
      @theunkown7292 6 років тому +4

      Tristmun9 Tyme what

    • @errornoname23
      @errornoname23 6 років тому +9

      True dat.

    • @GROOVYFOXY1
      @GROOVYFOXY1 6 років тому +6

      lol so true

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 5 років тому +316

    Batman used ionizing radiation and robotic punch on Superman.
    It was not very effective..
    Batman used 'I am Batman!'
    Superman fainted.

  • @Sulla_Romae
    @Sulla_Romae 2 роки тому +14

    But I think we are all forgetting that Superman is MUCH faster than Batman is. He could very easily just move faster than Batman can see and pick him up and fly him into orbit before Batman even realizes Superman arrived.

  • @england4944
    @england4944 5 років тому +531

    This ending would’ve been way better than the real way Batman wins.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 4 роки тому +18

      @Philip Good Superman is ridiculous, he gets in difficult fights all the time although he is ridiculously powerful.

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam 4 роки тому +4

      Why? How does Superman being a plant makes sense? And how does this winning makes since Superman is way more powerful than he is

    • @toxification
      @toxification 4 роки тому +34

      @@omega_sam
      He-
      He spent the whole video explaining how and why it made sense-

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam 4 роки тому

      @@toxification it was a stupid explaination

    • @ultimate_capper3643
      @ultimate_capper3643 4 роки тому +5

      superboy-prime and any reason you would believe so? He literally has proof.

  • @Boycicle
    @Boycicle 7 років тому +249

    So Batman's superpower is actually being rich

    • @audzmncra
      @audzmncra 7 років тому +5

      Captain Sterling Is it Tony Stark I also hear

    • @k3nzoalexander508
      @k3nzoalexander508 6 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @olive3045
      @olive3045 6 років тому +1

      Captain Sterling lol

    • @iziimz8253
      @iziimz8253 6 років тому

      Captain Sterling no. His superpower is overrated.

    • @jaywilliams4770
      @jaywilliams4770 6 років тому

      He says that in the movie

  • @AudreyYun
    @AudreyYun 8 років тому +660

    wait a minute.... BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN?!?!?!
    #spoileralert

    • @demonreaperkit8443
      @demonreaperkit8443 8 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Bozothcow
      @Bozothcow 8 років тому +4

      WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!!!!!!!

    • @deathpilled172
      @deathpilled172 8 років тому

      whaaaat

    • @JGar453
      @JGar453 8 років тому +15

      Batman is a human!? #spoileralert I thought he was a bat

    • @MasterGamerRF
      @MasterGamerRF 8 років тому

      +Audrey Yun df XD duhh

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Рік тому +2

    This video makes the "Whats your power? Im rich" line seems pretty plausible

  • @notjoaquindecastro
    @notjoaquindecastro 8 років тому +413

    Vegeta trained in 500x gravity

    • @nicoroth3930
      @nicoroth3930 8 років тому +11

      I DIED WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT xD

    • @BongWatah
      @BongWatah 8 років тому +8

      +J De Castro I was thinking literally the same thing

    • @phil5037
      @phil5037 8 років тому +23

      The other video was based on a different version of superman. This is based on the film version.

    • @NebulysOfficial
      @NebulysOfficial 8 років тому +5

      he trained in 300x gravity

    • @BongWatah
      @BongWatah 8 років тому +8

      Nebulys yea and that was barely after the freeza arc before he even became a ssj. think about how much unbelievably strong he is now in super and think about how strong goku is

  • @backer4046
    @backer4046 4 роки тому +128

    Imagine Superman On The Moon

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 4 роки тому +4

      2436 times stronger than you

    • @JesseR59
      @JesseR59 4 роки тому

      @@mendheimer3046 and you

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 4 роки тому

      @@JesseR59 nO

    • @AryanSingh-yy9mw
      @AryanSingh-yy9mw 4 роки тому

      @@mendheimer3046 hey don't you think that he would be stronger too on moon

    • @mendheimer3046
      @mendheimer3046 4 роки тому

      @@AryanSingh-yy9mw i meant while he is on earth. Whats the point Of calculating it if he is stronger

  • @dachinchin20
    @dachinchin20 5 років тому +580

    “Man Man”.. I bet HIS superpower is peeing while standing up.

    • @dietrichdameron1661
      @dietrichdameron1661 5 років тому +7

      What??? That's not a power

    • @piyushnagawat24
      @piyushnagawat24 5 років тому +23

      Hm.. Thats not a power eveyone can do that....
      The real power is peeing while upside down....(without missing aim)

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 5 років тому +2

      Also known as being a boy

    • @liamsmith5071
      @liamsmith5071 5 років тому +3

      Also every girl rages at that comment

    • @queenrat256
      @queenrat256 5 років тому +6

      Liam Smith I’m a girl and found out how to do it lol

  • @sokutax658
    @sokutax658 3 роки тому +9

    “Not once but twice”
    MUI goku: I’m about to end this whole mans career

  • @darknessorzahs2847
    @darknessorzahs2847 4 роки тому +369

    "know the enemy"
    -sun tzu the art of war

    • @FuzzyPigeon
      @FuzzyPigeon 4 роки тому +30

      *Technoblade intensifies*

    • @cool-ishcat3247
      @cool-ishcat3247 4 роки тому +2

      I rly wasnt expecting that here, thank you

    • @CausticEnjoyer
      @CausticEnjoyer 4 роки тому +13

      "Sun tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more more about fighting than you do, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them on a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that point on any time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a ZOO! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
      - Soldier from TF2

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 3 роки тому +7

      And don’t leave your house without kryptonite

    • @powdereyes2210
      @powdereyes2210 3 роки тому +1

      Did you learn this from film theory or are you next level theorist... or i’m just making up stuff about you instead of thinking that you actually read a book
      Edit: but hey that’s just a theory

  • @beckyfromhr588
    @beckyfromhr588 5 років тому +566

    This title needs to be "Batman can defeat Superman because he's rich."

    • @starlightseason1462
      @starlightseason1462 4 роки тому +5

      Magic Galaxy So true!!! 🤣👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻

    • @amberknight7301
      @amberknight7301 4 роки тому +10

      That's kind of the point. Batman has a huge advantage when it comes to resources and that's one of his strengths that a lot of other heroes don't have. Since he's rich, he can easily act on whatever intelligence he happens to get and manufacture the correct counter to anything he encounters given enough time.

    • @d3ad3y39
      @d3ad3y39 4 роки тому +5

      Becky from HR More like “The Perks Of Being Rich”

    • @No_OneV
      @No_OneV 4 роки тому +3

      I guess DC wasn't kidding when they said being rich is a superpower ^^

    • @dando541
      @dando541 4 роки тому +1

      E

  • @samuraisalesman2566
    @samuraisalesman2566 8 років тому +192

    Without the sun Superman becomes "Manman"? More like "hu-man"...
    I'll see myself out.

  • @samcross8532
    @samcross8532 Рік тому +3

    Using death battle to back anything is about as factual as consulting a journalist for anything

  • @madhurashyam4281
    @madhurashyam4281 6 років тому +363

    They both lost to Rotten Tomatoes

  • @wheatleyobix8349
    @wheatleyobix8349 4 роки тому +111

    Super man is just that one scene from SpongeBob where he lays on the ground and repeatedly says “Photosynthesis”

  • @junnie1297
    @junnie1297 5 років тому +564

    Man of steel? more like
    *plant of steel*
    _ba dum tshhh_

  • @rishinarang7717
    @rishinarang7717 2 роки тому +13

    Matpat calculating Superman strength, meanwhile Superman who pull entire solar system with a chain 😂

    • @jaydenzhang786
      @jaydenzhang786 10 місяців тому

      Thats the comics. I could argue that multiple forms of comic batman beats superman.

    • @rishinarang7717
      @rishinarang7717 10 місяців тому

      @@jaydenzhang786 and I can argue that cosmic Armor Superman beats all of them.

    • @jaydenzhang786
      @jaydenzhang786 8 місяців тому

      cosmic armor superman isnt even superman last time i checked. its a robot that looks like superman@@rishinarang7717

  • @curtdog647
    @curtdog647 4 роки тому +86

    Because of the Zod spaceship scene and Supes reaction, we know that he's evolving to Earth's environment. This means that soon, his abilities will fade, due to him no longer needing the gravity and sunlight to survive. If batman waits long enough, Superman will lose his powers entirely

    • @omega_sam
      @omega_sam 4 роки тому +3

      He has already evolved?

  • @TheBaconBean1
    @TheBaconBean1 8 років тому +578

    So basically Superman is a plant.

  • @supernova5290
    @supernova5290 7 років тому +424

    Well actually
    Spoilers warning
    Batman beat Superman with a kryptonite robot suit

    • @gamesmasher1140
      @gamesmasher1140 7 років тому +11

      SuperNova Gaming he doesn't need to use Kryptonite he just choosese to

    • @bop1068
      @bop1068 7 років тому +6

      Game Smasher he had to use it or he woudlve lost

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 7 років тому +6

      Correction: He also uses the night (Y'know, when there isn't any sunlight), which is how doomsday killed superman in the comic.

    • @noahcharles2571
      @noahcharles2571 7 років тому +4

      but storing sunlight means he is on limited supply of power
      giving him limits that he does not have during the day

    • @thearchitect003
      @thearchitect003 7 років тому +3

      SuperNova Gaming He didnt because MARTHAA!!!

  • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
    @chinchilla_fandoms9500 2 роки тому +18

    lets not forget about batman's biggest advantage:
    the army of adopted teenagers he has to fight with him. a simple headcount shows a guy who's died and come back to life, the original robin, a sleep-deprived coffee addict, a sarcastic girl who loves purple, and a number of kids who were trained by assassins

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 2 роки тому +2

      All he needs to do is use his magic belt

  • @gradient1726
    @gradient1726 8 років тому +276

    hey superman, I think you broke your arm, you better get a x-ray!

    • @Chopinwannabe7556
      @Chopinwannabe7556 8 років тому

      it would have the same effects on Batman as it would Superman so... no harm.

    • @lilyxo6937
      @lilyxo6937 8 років тому +6

      Bu bum ch 😂😂

    • @Wolf-tj5rz
      @Wolf-tj5rz 8 років тому +1

      Superman has a limited amount of power and has spent time in the sun

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 8 років тому

      +Wolf games Wolf games you mean unlimited.

    • @Savage_Guy6969
      @Savage_Guy6969 8 років тому

      lolol

  • @ztsb45
    @ztsb45 8 років тому +226

    but, wait, matpat.... Is there any guarantee that the rocket he lifts is the limit of his strength?

    • @Alex-bb4ih
      @Alex-bb4ih 8 років тому +23

      exactly what I thought

    • @ignemuton5500
      @ignemuton5500 8 років тому

      +ztsb45 hm i wonder...

    • @MarlsbysDragons
      @MarlsbysDragons 8 років тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @fujin27
      @fujin27 8 років тому +7

      +ztsb45 media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/galleries/file/ajax/field_main_gallery_image/und/0/form-Fp7QZ6at19ZPDunC-GxytDTg2_oGSYGu0ekFd-ldpAU/SM_13_1.jpg

    • @ignemuton5500
      @ignemuton5500 8 років тому +1

      well would i be damn'd

  • @joesatmoes
    @joesatmoes 8 років тому +130

    One flaw: you based Superman's strength based on how heavy that rocket or whatever was...but that isn't necessarily has maximum strength. You could argue maybe that his face looks strained, but he's trying to throw it as far as possible so whether or not it's heavy for him, he would be throwing it with as much effort as possible

    • @TheManofDiamond
      @TheManofDiamond 8 років тому

      Nice

    • @brycepetty9791
      @brycepetty9791 8 років тому +15

      That was my thought. Superman can bench press the entire planet for days without even breaking a sweat. Even if this is just an analysis of the movie version of him I'm sure a lifting rocket is minimal effort for him. For this fight to be even a little feasible supermans strength would have to be severely marginalized

    • @walkingsky4242
      @walkingsky4242 8 років тому

      +joesatmoes But he doesn't throw it. One of the trailers showed him standing up with it, still straining.

    • @pagenie4734
      @pagenie4734 8 років тому +13

      I agree with this, bodybuilders still 'Strain' when lifting weights far less heavy than their maximum possible

    • @danielwhitaker9642
      @danielwhitaker9642 8 років тому +3

      +joesatmoes thank you for pointing this out, I noticed too and it was bothering me.

  • @mehrab7815
    @mehrab7815 2 роки тому +1

    Can't believe It's been 6 years till that movie.

  • @ethanhughes8602
    @ethanhughes8602 8 років тому +190

    Anyone can beat Superman, if they have enough plot armor.

    • @Cyberbutterflie
      @Cyberbutterflie 8 років тому +2

      Tttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @ethanhughes8602
      @ethanhughes8602 8 років тому

      +Sticky the Squid Why

    • @Celtic-Firebird
      @Celtic-Firebird 8 років тому

      Green lantern: I just willed kryptinite back fie clark

    • @ethanhughes8602
      @ethanhughes8602 8 років тому

      +Sticky the Squid Are... are we having the same conversation?

    • @MDragonW
      @MDragonW 8 років тому

      and kryotionite (I spelled it wrong) tip: the green shard that weakens superman

  • @zhonxina8097
    @zhonxina8097 5 років тому +355

    -batman catches supermans punch
    -SUPERMAN : batman how did you get so strong
    -batman's suit opens to reveal saitama inside
    -SAITAMA : WHOS BATMAN?

    • @isaackim9119
      @isaackim9119 5 років тому +10

      the comment I've been looking for😆

    • @gilbertmaldonado6632
      @gilbertmaldonado6632 5 років тому +11

      Hahaha 😐🙂😃😁😄😆🤣😂😂 nobody realizes the power of saitama he is a real hero

    • @youngthugr
      @youngthugr 5 років тому +3

      😂😂

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 4 роки тому +5

      I want this to be a comic now please

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 4 роки тому

      @@suicidal.schizophrenic ?

  • @Joe-ik8gl
    @Joe-ik8gl 6 років тому +431

    Batman has a power that nobody can beat *The Power Of MONEYYY*

    • @Nikopteros
      @Nikopteros 6 років тому +1

      What about the power of trillionaires

    • @potatogamingyt1932
      @potatogamingyt1932 6 років тому +4

      >cough cough<
      *DOCTOR STRANGE*

    • @Nikopteros
      @Nikopteros 6 років тому +1

      @@potatogamingyt1932 what about him?

    • @Joegattofan27
      @Joegattofan27 6 років тому +3

      @@potatogamingyt1932 doctor strange is worth 20 million. Tony stark is worth 20 billion which i believe is the highest in the mcu. He barely beats batman

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 6 років тому +1

      Lex Luthor

  • @catholiccontriversy
    @catholiccontriversy Рік тому +1

    If Zack wasn't a hack that had Superman call his mother by her first name, Supes would be dead. That is literally what happened in that scene, Batman had Superman pinned to the ground ready to deal the death blow and if he wasn't reminded of his own Martha Luthor would still have hair.

  • @chainage7303
    @chainage7303 6 років тому +251

    Didn't Batman already come up with a plan to defeat everyone in the justice league

    • @abrahamsamarneh8019
      @abrahamsamarneh8019 6 років тому +23

      chain age yep, his computer has files of all of them and their weaknesses. And I can guarantee that he already has his tools ready.

    • @craftlordx7365
      @craftlordx7365 6 років тому +5

      Oohhh remember that, didnt they kick his ass iut cuz they were salty or some shit?

    • @jesustineo1261
      @jesustineo1261 6 років тому +4

      In the movie Justice League Doom Batman left on his own accords the League Members did vote if they should kick him up but I think it was a tie like GL wanted him out and I think Diana, Superman was mixed because he's Bruce's bro, and I can't remember the rest.

    • @birb9325
      @birb9325 6 років тому

      yeh only if you read comics

    • @carlos_e111
      @carlos_e111 6 років тому +7

      Batman had his plans stolen and used in justice league doom and they all worked. All the plans would have killed the justice league if Batman didn’t have plans to defeat his own plans

  • @griefingg0lem685
    @griefingg0lem685 8 років тому +202

    There is a Hunger Games theory that I want you to look into. The theory is that Hunger Games, takes place in a alternate dimension where America didn't win their freedom for Great Britain. The evidence is that there were 13 districts that all specialize each in a different type of industry, representing the 13 colonies. Most of the people in the movies are British, and most of the clothing worn by the capital look like fancy old European clothing. And the WAR that started it all was the American Revolutionary War. What do you think of this?

  • @bigbuckss4303
    @bigbuckss4303 8 років тому +463

    its obvious that batman will choke superman with a small loan of a million dollers.

    • @elyshamakenfinlay1439
      @elyshamakenfinlay1439 8 років тому +2

      Ayyy

    • @micmich8059
      @micmich8059 8 років тому +7

      +Bassam Barakat Neither will win, they'll have to team up to fight some greater power or some crap.
      There's no way they're going to make a bunch of nerds super angry by having a winner.

    • @khodeh1880
      @khodeh1880 8 років тому

      ayy

    • @spainbarcarealmadrid
      @spainbarcarealmadrid 8 років тому

      +Mic Mich well, apparently they are going to have multiple fights.

    • @micmich8059
      @micmich8059 8 років тому

      ***** What if they're both the winner by teaming up :#

  • @MysticalHaloV2
    @MysticalHaloV2 Рік тому +3

    Batman would beat superman senselessly with bags of money, CAPITALISM

  • @kesavanramesh5663
    @kesavanramesh5663 5 років тому +62

    Wait, so cryton is about the size of earth but with several times the mass of our sun? That should be way over the swartzchild radius. NO WONDER THE PLANET ORIGINALLY EXPLODED!

    • @portalfan15
      @portalfan15 5 років тому +1

      Kesavan Ramesh I decided to do the calculations... and even with the planets crazy mass the Schwarzschild radius of krypton is roughly 3.5 meters!

    • @benparrish672
      @benparrish672 5 років тому

      Science is right until it's proven wrong.
      "It's just a theory"

  • @SuperGodzilla37
    @SuperGodzilla37 8 років тому +404

    Just say Martha

  • @insanemarshmellow8082
    @insanemarshmellow8082 8 років тому +1120

    I just need a small loan of a million suns

    • @drunkbabies199
      @drunkbabies199 8 років тому +10

      #AmericasScrewed

    • @ahmedilhanahmedtariq8222
      @ahmedilhanahmedtariq8222 8 років тому +3

      +Insane Marshmellow "Small loan"

    • @insanemarshmellow8082
      @insanemarshmellow8082 8 років тому +2

      Ahmed Ilhan Ahmed Tariq Ha I defeated a grammar Nazi! There is no capital letter in "small". The only grammar mistake was no period. SO HA. I deserve a medallion.

    • @SilentGamer6742
      @SilentGamer6742 8 років тому +3

      +Insane Marshmellow I think he's saying you missed the quotation marks.

    • @dustbuster1787
      @dustbuster1787 8 років тому

      +Insane Marshmellow *claps slowly*

  • @zazcraft
    @zazcraft Рік тому +2

    Matmat: Batman will not win superman with kryptonite
    The movie: Batman wins with Kryptonite

  • @danielfisk855
    @danielfisk855 5 років тому +28

    I don't know which is cooler, the fact that MatPat can give a thorough breakdown of BvS, or the fact he's apparently seen Case Closed.
    He is totally the main character, too.

  • @acegamerultragamer1532
    @acegamerultragamer1532 6 років тому +251

    How to beat superman:
    Step 1:Be Alfred
    Step 2:Take a pill to make yourself stronger
    Step 3:Read the Injustice comics to find out now.

    • @seb2387
      @seb2387 6 років тому +2

      AceGamer/ The Ultra Gamer! Yeah but the pills are still not as strong as it said and It doesnt lset long

    • @bruitzdaxtin3847
      @bruitzdaxtin3847 6 років тому +2

      super man could chuck alfred all the way to space

    • @YashpoopsYT
      @YashpoopsYT 6 років тому

      Cant you use superman weakness

    • @genericname5909
      @genericname5909 6 років тому

      AceGamer/ The Ultra Gamer! But alfred died tho

    • @jorgepacheco2172
      @jorgepacheco2172 6 років тому +2

      Man! That headbutt was soo satisfying

  • @vedantthapar3666
    @vedantthapar3666 4 роки тому +582

    “So, what’s your superpower?”
    “I’m rich.”
    The movie sucked, but this is too perfect to not mention.

    • @spammer44
      @spammer44 4 роки тому +9

      Literal MacGuffin I mean better then this movie

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 4 роки тому +12

      The movie was actually ok but the snyder cut will be amazing

    • @vedantthapar3666
      @vedantthapar3666 4 роки тому +2

      TheRunn I disagree, I think the Snyder cut will be boring, grimdark, cliche and generally bad. The only good movies Snyder has ever released are 300.

    • @spammer44
      @spammer44 4 роки тому

      Literal MacGuffin it’s probably gonna be unnecessarily dark for no real reason other than PaReNt DeAd

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 4 роки тому +3

      Literal MacGuffin That’s fine, personally I love all of snyders movies especially when he actually gets to use his vision for a movie instead of having studios butcher it way too much. But hey that’s just me

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 3 роки тому +2

    This video: *exists*
    Lex Luthor: _Why haven’t I thought about this earlier?_

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 8 років тому +284

    Lol, great theory, but Batman just ended up fighting during the night and used Kryptonite.

    • @t54781b
      @t54781b 8 років тому

      Idk

    • @sabulatron3769
      @sabulatron3769 8 років тому +18

      If you were to fight a god-like being, would you play nice and let him win?

    • @Rob-uj5qc
      @Rob-uj5qc 8 років тому

      +Zetsuke4 thats how batman fights

    • @warrik3958
      @warrik3958 8 років тому +4

      And sound waves, but the nuke bit came after they found out their mother's were the same.

    • @PrometheusXV
      @PrometheusXV 8 років тому +5

      MARTHA

  • @seanramirez3936
    @seanramirez3936 6 років тому +193

    Batman: I'm gonna win
    Superman:Oh yeah, what makes you say that!
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!
    OMG thank for all the like

  • @RedJet99
    @RedJet99 4 роки тому +300

    THE GREATEST WARRIOR OF ALL TIME!
    MANMAN!!!!!!!!

    • @faeyly
      @faeyly 4 роки тому +4

      69 likes, your welcome

    • @butterboi4539
      @butterboi4539 3 роки тому +5

      Normalman like Superman
      Just minus the super

    • @lilgaymarker
      @lilgaymarker 3 роки тому +2

      with 2x more depression and 2x more debts

    • @harshith125
      @harshith125 3 роки тому

      Batmanman!

    • @_Vize_
      @_Vize_ 3 роки тому

      @@lilgaymarker lol

  • @jamesgreen9712
    @jamesgreen9712 3 роки тому +1

    Matthew: kryptonite is Superman's only weakness
    Red sun radiation: wait what?

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 роки тому

      He isn't weak to that, he just can't gain energy from it

    • @jamesgreen9712
      @jamesgreen9712 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grandflea02 which means that it makes him weak

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 роки тому

      @@jamesgreen9712 No, it just doesnt affect him
      It doesnt make him weaker, nor stronger

    • @jamesgreen9712
      @jamesgreen9712 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grandflea02 Our sun radiation buffs him, Red sun radiation makes him a normal kryptonian. If we are talking Superman then he becomes weaker. If we talk Kryptonian Kal El it makes him normal self. Its a deal of standpoint, you are not wrong, but redditors would call you r/whoosh. Same goes with Batman and his gadgets, taking them away cant be called his weakness because he is still a perfectly normal human, but it in fact makes him weaker because Batman without tricks up his belt is weaker than a full armed Batman.

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 роки тому

      @@jamesgreen9712 It does not make him a normal kryptonian immediately, because he will still have energy from our sun stored in his body.
      Yes, he cannot gain any energy from it, but it doesn't automatically remove all solar energy within him upon exposure

  • @EggsBenedicts
    @EggsBenedicts 6 років тому +687

    Let’s summarize the whole movie in one word
    *Martha*

  • @xirro7480
    @xirro7480 8 років тому +416

    MatPat, could you do a theory on One Punch Man?

    • @kalebsayong2853
      @kalebsayong2853 8 років тому +9

      *Saitama

    • @harry10taylorht
      @harry10taylorht 8 років тому +4

      +Kaleb Sayong one punch man*

    • @VezixHaikal
      @VezixHaikal 8 років тому +8

      +MeinKampfyHoodie ONE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CH

    • @maaxorus
      @maaxorus 8 років тому +8

      Like "how strong exactly is Saitama?"

    • @9khuf
      @9khuf 8 років тому

      +MeinKampfyHoodie DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

  • @gacha_demons3627
    @gacha_demons3627 5 років тому +244

    Let's summarize Superman in two words,
    Sun Thief

    • @shalmonanandas3478
      @shalmonanandas3478 5 років тому +3

      Super-man is also 2 words 😂😂😂

    • @fatehvirthakur4410
      @fatehvirthakur4410 5 років тому

      Let's summarise batman in 2 words
      Plot armor

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 5 років тому +1

      Fatehvir Thakur
      He's a hippie! He gets more powerful the higher he gets!

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke 3 роки тому +1

    Matpat: even goku would loose to superman
    Shaggy: laughs from the corner

  • @qfrench4323
    @qfrench4323 7 років тому +429

    We didn't get this, instead, we got "MARTHA!!!!"

    • @brandonmontalvo5049
      @brandonmontalvo5049 7 років тому +13

      Q French "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!" 😐

    • @legoneb
      @legoneb 7 років тому +12

      Q French It was meant to humanize super-man.

    • @PokeMaster22222
      @PokeMaster22222 7 років тому +9

      And a murderous Batman.
      Who is not Thomas Wayne, from an alternate timeline where Atlantis and the Amazonians are at war with each other, all because Barry Allen fucked up.
      The 'gun-toting Batman' was, apparently, a goof made by the actor; he believed Bruce used the things in the source comic, but...nope.

    • @trenttobin3921
      @trenttobin3921 7 років тому

      Q French ikr

    • @claireelyse5992
      @claireelyse5992 7 років тому +3

      Q French Martha was just a way of Batman seeing that Superman wasn't a monster- he saw that Superman cares about humans, enough to risk his life for them. Martha was just the spark that made Batman think.

  • @gannonkendrick9343
    @gannonkendrick9343 8 років тому +318

    With respect, you make a mess of assumptions in that plane math. You're assuming that's all he can lift- which it definitely is not.

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 8 років тому +7

      He tried as hard as he could with that though that's like his max

    • @garvinrivers7050
      @garvinrivers7050 8 років тому +1

      IKR

    • @gannonkendrick9343
      @gannonkendrick9343 8 років тому +43

      Even in the movie universe, struggling to lift something does not mean it's the full amount that somebody can lift. To *actually* find what somebody can lift, you have to keep adding more weight until lifting an object is physically impossible for them. Because Superman is exponentially stronger than a human, the difference between struggling and full capacity is also exponentially different for him, at least when compared to a human.
      There are also *way* too many factors to take into consideration here. So by no means is this case closed.

    • @jonargust
      @jonargust 8 років тому +1

      Haha I know right

    • @RadishAcceptable
      @RadishAcceptable 8 років тому +12

      RIGHT??? Common Mat Pat, in Superman Returns he throws an island into space....

  • @rakha8812
    @rakha8812 6 років тому +715

    Batman beats Superman because...
    he's batman.

  • @lisi_ponurak
    @lisi_ponurak Рік тому +3

    What did we learn from today’s episode ?
    -superman is a fucking plant 😂

  • @TheTopLogician
    @TheTopLogician 8 років тому +82

    Dude, kryptonite *is* radioactive. So you're basically using kryptonite without specifically using kryptonite. Cheater.

    • @The112Windows
      @The112Windows 8 років тому +20

      k.

    • @gregotox
      @gregotox 8 років тому +1

      +Logician Writer nerd

    • @mustfaaboassd
      @mustfaaboassd 8 років тому +3

      +Logician Writer i know matpat should not played this cheep on us its still kryptonite
      edit: matpat said once that he is not into comics so maybe he didn't know that kryptonite is a radioactive element no just a rock he should have done so research

    • @grymmrhoninn1855
      @grymmrhoninn1855 8 років тому +1

      +gregotox You clicked on this video, and call someone else a nerd?

    • @McCabeRz
      @McCabeRz 8 років тому +5

      Plus I'm pretty sure most adaptations of Superman can digest all forms of radiation barring Kryptonite, it just takes longer.
      Plus he neglected to factor in that a suit with the power of 1000x would literally obliterate his upper body from the recoil alone, and if it was a robot then Heat vision and distance sorts that.

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 8 років тому +415

    Batman's superpower is that the writer is always on his side

    • @judecrasto80
      @judecrasto80 8 років тому

      lol

    • @MrCacoMC
      @MrCacoMC 8 років тому +10

      +TomboTime Batman's super power is money :v

    • @Spartan-sz7km
      @Spartan-sz7km 8 років тому

      +TomboTime No he's super power is BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @Andrew-ws9db
      @Andrew-ws9db 8 років тому

      +Edric Yeo (Spartan 117) you ruined it

    • @Victor-gz8ml
      @Victor-gz8ml 8 років тому

      +TomboTime Almost every protagonist has that superpower.

  • @akirarose3947
    @akirarose3947 5 років тому +117

    Superman: How did you get the house bacm from the bank
    Batman: i bought the bank
    Superman: *Triggered*

  • @AQ1302
    @AQ1302 Рік тому +4

    I like how mostly everything mat pat said came true in the movie

  • @poethenoble
    @poethenoble 8 років тому +172

    Of course Batman can beat Superman. Cuz he's Batman duh!

    • @McPlaySpot
      @McPlaySpot 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @nah5511
      @nah5511 8 років тому

      and he has the green rock

    • @cgijokerman5787
      @cgijokerman5787 8 років тому

      +The American Metran "green rock"?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dumbass

    • @angelishere6243
      @angelishere6243 8 років тому

      YES. BATMAN. IS BATMAN HAHAHAHAHAA.....of course he could beat superman

    • @turtlelover6605
      @turtlelover6605 8 років тому

      Mr. POPO was my stem name for the longest time I LOVE HIM

  • @Actuallyfactually
    @Actuallyfactually 7 років тому +2343

    Manman

  • @Darkrai33333
    @Darkrai33333 8 років тому +480

    Soooo.... Superman is a plant? 🌲

    • @DefNotDawson
      @DefNotDawson 8 років тому +4

      🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘🍀🎍🎋🍃🍂🍁🌾🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐🍄🌰🎃

    • @moonthewerewolf1257
      @moonthewerewolf1257 8 років тому +15

      SUPERPLANT!

    • @kunari_
      @kunari_ 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @tylerh2642
      @tylerh2642 8 років тому +4

      😱 dun dun duuuuun

    • @robloxianblaze
      @robloxianblaze 8 років тому +5

      So batman needs and axe

  • @dakihugghis
    @dakihugghis 8 місяців тому +45

    Who's here after matpat Retired?