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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  3 роки тому +638

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  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch 3 роки тому +5363

    Nailed it

  • @WonderWorldYTC
    @WonderWorldYTC 3 роки тому +3569

    *"Defund the Police"* in action, Police are now hiring Ex-NFL Players, who are skilled at tackling

  • @GrimGrimlin
    @GrimGrimlin 3 роки тому +1093

    i don't know why "we got the same haircut" killed me.

  • @FillyCheesteak
    @FillyCheesteak 2 роки тому +353

    Hey, that cop got a Win-Win deal on his side: He tackled the threat, and used the Threat as a pillow as to not injure himself

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang 2 роки тому

      @@iccus62 Ehhh dude would've taken his bike back home and loaded up on meth anyway

    • @megamus3
      @megamus3 Рік тому

      @@iccus62 as long as he got the scumbag.

    • @seanmccarty1176
      @seanmccarty1176 Рік тому +1

      I've done that on the job.

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- Рік тому

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.

    • @TheDarkLasombra
      @TheDarkLasombra Рік тому

      He got the one guy that was complying. Pretty typical lmao.

  • @gronk4500
    @gronk4500 3 роки тому +920

    House : Has a bunch of red flags about dogs that will eat him alive.
    West Virginia Man : These signs cant stop me, because I cant read.

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 3 роки тому +7

      LOL must of by-past the driveway too from the sounds of it... LOL...

    • @Clayman2905
      @Clayman2905 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah people over here in West Virginia are pretty stupid

    • @Copenhageninterpretation
      @Copenhageninterpretation 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @plaguethecrowd9146
      @plaguethecrowd9146 3 роки тому +18

      CNN: "Peaceful man, eaten by 2 rabid cop dogs"

    • @Jimbobway1
      @Jimbobway1 3 роки тому +4

      @@Clayman2905 I have this idiot in my jail

  • @wilzzuu
    @wilzzuu 3 роки тому +434

    "illegal cockfight" sounds like a bunch of guys swinging their mighty swords in a dark alleyway...

    • @Warrior_Culture
      @Warrior_Culture 3 роки тому +36

      "Mighty swords". I'm dead.

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 3 роки тому +8

      Great name for a band

    • @thejellylord1900
      @thejellylord1900 3 роки тому +23

      “Police officer killed in a cockfight gone wrong”

    • @mrtortoise3766
      @mrtortoise3766 3 роки тому +1

      Or swinging around some roosters

    • @jrodjrod199
      @jrodjrod199 3 роки тому +1

      Cockfighting in the Philippines is legal this is bullshit it was a handler

  • @embracethesuck1041
    @embracethesuck1041 3 роки тому +184

    "A regular chicken can't kill a grown man"
    Salmonella has entered the chat

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 2 роки тому +2

      regular chickens dont have salmonella just nasty factory raised chickens all unsanitary n shit. Im sure if you ate a chicken you raised it would be cleaner lol, ik your joking but js

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 2 роки тому +1

      or i should say they dont have it i have no idea but im assuming salmonella is spread around bu close contact and unsanitary conditions idfk who cares

    • @lucdude457
      @lucdude457 2 роки тому +6

      @@sheeeitmayn4384 any chicken not properly prepped can give you salmonella. so can some fish and a small chance from raw eggs.
      "You can get a Salmonella infection from a variety of foods, including chicken, turkey, beef, pork, eggs, fruits, sprouts, other vegetables, and even processed foods, such as nut butters, frozen pot pies, chicken nuggets, and stuffed chicken entrees."

    • @isaacterry9481
      @isaacterry9481 Рік тому

      I wonder if the chicken got charged for murder

    • @dbio305
      @dbio305 Рік тому +1

      @@sheeeitmayn4384 Yeah what is this propaganda for exactly lmfao

  • @scottpeltier3977
    @scottpeltier3977 3 роки тому +466

    Person: *punches riot officer*
    Officer: *raises up shield for his godly shield smash* cowabunga it is

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 3 роки тому +27

      they obviously have never played Siege or they would know of the god tier monsters known as Blitz, Fuze and Montagne.

    • @Lykeas
      @Lykeas 3 роки тому +14

      person: *punches riot officer*
      Officer: *so you have chosen, death.*

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 3 роки тому +19

      Dude punches officer
      Second health bar shows up
      Dude: well shit

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos 3 роки тому

      bioshock pfp makes me go poggers

    • @tristonmurdock609
      @tristonmurdock609 2 роки тому +2

      *boss music starts playing*

  • @SHODGES69
    @SHODGES69 3 роки тому +254

    “We got the same hair cut” I’m dying 🤣

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj 3 роки тому +1322

    "Mahad Mahamud Mohamed." His parents had a sense of humour.

    • @excalibur5434
      @excalibur5434 3 роки тому +220

      Nah those are just the only 3 names in the Middle East

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 3 роки тому +74

      Actually it's not too uncommon to find people with several different versions of "Mohammed" in their name

    • @pontuskristiansen5713
      @pontuskristiansen5713 3 роки тому +14

      That! Or a bit of a tragically low sense of coming up with a diverse set of ideas for naming the children... 🤔 (is that a proper sentence?) I'm suffering from a really bad hungover and it seems like I can't communicate what I want in a comprehensive way ...? 😒😒

    • @archangel6666
      @archangel6666 3 роки тому +10

      If you guys go on demolition ranch’s comment, theirs a guy who has this exact same name down in the comments an it’s hilarious 😂

    • @peytonbass2676
      @peytonbass2676 3 роки тому +3

      @David Gilchrist i dont speak boom boom😂

  • @TheEnclosedFish
    @TheEnclosedFish 3 роки тому +55

    That “This time I’m really gonna do it” image is from an 8 year old video by the UA-camr BrutalMoose about a game called Sim Town. I do not know why I have retained this knowledge.

  • @2xAD
    @2xAD 3 роки тому +23

    7:46 that is a police officer

  • @zacharyfett2491
    @zacharyfett2491 3 роки тому +562

    Alternate title: Homeless man squats in empty house and does WWE commentary.

    • @jasonschwartz2347
      @jasonschwartz2347 3 роки тому +6

      Yep, with silly manbun LOL

    • @jean-yvesmead3972
      @jean-yvesmead3972 3 роки тому +3

      @@jasonschwartz2347 Homeless hipster. Next stop, Seattle.

    • @freebird5215
      @freebird5215 3 роки тому +1

      Good one

    • @jasonschwartz2347
      @jasonschwartz2347 3 роки тому

      @Raven Goddess Of The 'Woke And Da Heauxz Not sure if he is or not, but his vids are lame. Only way to watch any of them is to skip ahead 3/4 of the way...

  • @kaden158
    @kaden158 3 роки тому +700

    I personally enjoy eating raycons with salt, the sheer amount of flavor that comes out of them, a thing of beauty

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 3 роки тому +28

      Try adding a touch of lemon pepper too. It'll make you nut in your pants.

    • @onlyone2107
      @onlyone2107 3 роки тому +16

      i dumpster dive for used condoms

    • @dhr597
      @dhr597 3 роки тому

      @@hkarimov8153 sell me some

    • @user-ek6oz8om4x
      @user-ek6oz8om4x 3 роки тому

      @@onlyone2107 Random but ok

    • @elliott4299
      @elliott4299 3 роки тому +2

      The only good Raycon is orange, orange is best flavor

  • @derrincalk9579
    @derrincalk9579 Рік тому +7

    "We got the same hair cut" 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Ihat-b2j
    @Ihat-b2j 2 роки тому +3

    The cop didn’t even knock over the bike. Im impressed

  • @CBG2895
    @CBG2895 3 роки тому +384

    Wife: "Honey, should we name our child Mahad, Mahamud or Mohamed?"
    Husband: "Yes."

    • @Anon-te2bz
      @Anon-te2bz 3 роки тому +13

      Bold of you to assume that women from their culture get to ask.

    • @mcfarvo
      @mcfarvo 3 роки тому +1

      Gotta have a cool name when destroying Western civilization

    • @CBG2895
      @CBG2895 3 роки тому +2

      @@Anon-te2bz Bold of you to assume that i was assuming women from their culture get to ask, rather than me just making a funny comment.

    • @UDumFck
      @UDumFck 3 роки тому +1

      Legit thought this was the "biggest crime" he said right after.

    • @casperfevr7358
      @casperfevr7358 3 роки тому

      Chris 🤣

  • @AustenAlexander
    @AustenAlexander 3 роки тому +594

    2:53 I spit out my food

  • @steventrostle1825
    @steventrostle1825 2 роки тому +6

    Sad thing is that there is no end of material for Donut but at least he does it with humor and I appreciate that. Keep up the good work!

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- Рік тому

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.

  • @specialchunkusa7056
    @specialchunkusa7056 3 роки тому +6

    Sees two statues of K9s
    “Robber ahh this seems like the right house”

  • @n3r0wolfe
    @n3r0wolfe 3 роки тому +170

    this guy was able to get cali to send him 1.2 million, and i didnt even get a single letter back from them after applying 2x

    • @daviduribe004
      @daviduribe004 3 роки тому +56

      yet the prospect of no voter fraud seems so impossible smh

    • @jackc3727
      @jackc3727 3 роки тому +2

      It was identity theft.

    • @OspreyKnight
      @OspreyKnight 3 роки тому +10

      Guberment workers doing their best

    • @johndustoncpa5302
      @johndustoncpa5302 3 роки тому +10

      Yep, that's CA for you.

    • @billgates23yearsago4
      @billgates23yearsago4 3 роки тому +1

      Me being 13 and cutting grass i cant get unemployment. I've applied 5x now any advice why they are not?

  • @ghost8487
    @ghost8487 3 роки тому +205

    Donut: tactical man-bun
    Me: "I'll allow it.. this time..."

    • @77Infidel
      @77Infidel 3 роки тому +11

      Pony tail = demonetized.
      Man bun = all right

    • @canuck1234
      @canuck1234 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @SomeGuy-sj1ly
      @SomeGuy-sj1ly 3 роки тому +4

      The hippies got to him

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 3 роки тому +1

      i lol'd in this one

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 3 роки тому +3

      @@77Infidel if we wait enough time maybe we can witness the transformation from donut "yoga instructor" to donut "ian mccollum crackhead long-lost cousin"

  • @nicholaslytell2641
    @nicholaslytell2641 3 роки тому

    the only youtube sponsor ill ever endorse. bought raycons. used your code. no regrets. got free expedited shipping

  • @mikeb2420
    @mikeb2420 3 роки тому +1

    I thought the "biggest crime" committed in this video was going to be the man bun, but raisins in Mac and cheese IS pretty unforgivable too.

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade 3 роки тому +75

    I'm just imagining the retired K9 taking the time to teach the young-un the best bits to nomnom.
    "See Bork, if you bite here they can wriggle free, but if you go for that tender bit between the legs? Gets em every time."
    Bork: *furious canine note-taking*

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy 3 роки тому +6

      God damn that is an adorable mental image. Thank you for that.

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 3 роки тому +4

      LOL that guy picked the wrong house for sure to do a B&E on.... Love seeing some bork-nom action, but hearing about it will do... The bad guy didn't get the memo... 1 watch for dogs, 2 watch for cops. Epic fail on his part... LOL

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanbair523 #0 Watch for Cop Dogs.

  • @z-manstone6576
    @z-manstone6576 3 роки тому +113

    1:26, thumbnail.
    He didn’t even fucking hesitate, he went ALL in.

    • @ThePaulMelnick
      @ThePaulMelnick 3 роки тому +2

      Man can jump...

    • @skrathos337
      @skrathos337 3 роки тому +1

      @QuantumRat2005 It was a woman apparently

    • @hackzzz8714
      @hackzzz8714 3 роки тому +1

      @@skrathos337 even better

    • @Sly9192
      @Sly9192 3 роки тому +2

      Only in Florida

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 3 роки тому +7

    "and you can guess how well that turned out... they ate him" xD

  • @ryandachenhausen
    @ryandachenhausen 3 роки тому +2

    My Cousin works for the LAPD. He was once out on his bike on duty, and he got a call about a pedophile standing outside a school watching the kids. On the bike he rode towards him at full speed as the suspect was trying to flee. Since my cousin was strapped to the bike while riding, he leaped with the bike onto the suspect taking him down. It ended in the arrest of the pedophile, my cousin getting some back injuries but a sick story.

  • @kemosabe0429
    @kemosabe0429 3 роки тому +506

    Petition for donut to do a whole video in his raycon voice.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +1819

    This video is obviously clickbait I didn't see anyone flying around for it to be superman

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 3 роки тому +3

    The florida woman bit killed me 🤣 that bit was way too funny

  • @roberthuffer6591
    @roberthuffer6591 Рік тому

    3:35. Retired dog to younger dog. “Follow my lead! It’s chow time!”

  • @TannerRichieMain
    @TannerRichieMain 3 роки тому +94

    If you listen closely, you can hear the officer yell “YEET!”

  • @retroliftsprs
    @retroliftsprs 3 роки тому +472

    Everything about these is insane it's almost hard to believe its real life. A chicken attacks cop and slashes his femoral artery. Literally sounds like a family guy skit.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 3 роки тому +42

      You would be shocked how common people get maimed via knife weilding chickens during cock fights. As a man who owns roosters, they are mighty aggressive and will strike anyone...slap a knife on them spurs and you have a small war machine in your coop

    • @jerellebowens2552
      @jerellebowens2552 3 роки тому +1

      It really does

    • @scoobsshrooms109
      @scoobsshrooms109 3 роки тому +12

      Roosters are straight up assholes, give them a weapon and they will kill everything that’s not a female chicken

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 3 роки тому +13

      Real life is often much stupider than fiction

    • @arthurvg2217
      @arthurvg2217 3 роки тому +3

      To me it is the almost ultimate boss from a Bruce Lee movie, the ultimate Boss is a goose with flamethrower.
      I am French and during the ww2 gooses were used by nazis to prevent intrusion in POW camp. Goose are worst than you think, gooses are Nazi and the worst ones since they were taking no money, only sadistic pleasure.

  • @vernonwilmervideo
    @vernonwilmervideo 2 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna forgive the man-bun because you and your videos are super awesome and you rock that stache. Sweet widow's peak too!

  • @fenix6297
    @fenix6297 Рік тому

    Mac and Cheese with raisins is a food crime. A Culinary Class A felony.
    Minimum sentence - Electric Chair TWICE

  • @elmSTREETnasty
    @elmSTREETnasty 3 роки тому +119

    I don't know what the guy on the bike did, but he deserved that spear for the skinny jeans alone.

  • @pieterdannaux8754
    @pieterdannaux8754 3 роки тому +72

    This man must've been like "damn should've brought some kryptonite"

  • @woodbarber6679
    @woodbarber6679 3 роки тому +4

    “and we got the same haircut”. You kill me.

  • @DAdamTrammell
    @DAdamTrammell Рік тому

    Everyone knows the only thing more dangerous than a chicken with a knife, is a fish with bicycle.

  • @stas7378
    @stas7378 3 роки тому +291

    Man: "kills 3 people and injures 16 policeman"
    Police: "shoot him"
    People: Why did you have to shoot him he didn't do nothing let him go!

    • @zakurn1086
      @zakurn1086 3 роки тому +3

      Just shoot him in the legs

    • @yeah.2596
      @yeah.2596 3 роки тому +5

      @@zakurn1086 too dangerous. Might hit an artey or something.... they'll bleed out within minutes.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 роки тому +15

      @@yeah.2596 you say that like its a bad thing.

    • @yeah.2596
      @yeah.2596 3 роки тому +5

      @@DH-xw6jp It sometimes is, but most of the times it is not a bad thing. Cops just don't shoot people in the legs because it is a small, constantly moving area, almost impossible to hit.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 3 роки тому +13

      @@yeah.2596 so what you are saying is they need to armed with something they cant miss with.
      Bring out the flammenwharfer!

  • @mavseveneightnine7379
    @mavseveneightnine7379 3 роки тому +522

    Completely overkill. Shouldve just tased the bike in the leg.

    • @connerkirkman5828
      @connerkirkman5828 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @jessd956
      @jessd956 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHA 😆

    • @weylinwest9505
      @weylinwest9505 3 роки тому +25

      That wouldn't have worked. That just would've started the bike's engine.

    • @lewissouster6381
      @lewissouster6381 3 роки тому +3

      mav seveneightnine yeah but blue man bad 😂

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 3 роки тому +2

      If he took a baton and threw it into the front spikes would above been incredible.

  • @dale1809
    @dale1809 Рік тому +1

    4:32 it makes me happy the retired dog got to get his teeth dug in one more time I bet that was fun for him with his friend dog lol

  • @MikeT-TheRetiredColonel
    @MikeT-TheRetiredColonel 2 роки тому

    "You can guess what happened on that one: they ate him" - I died and went to heaven with that one, that's DO for making my early morning all-nighter ;) lol

  • @nitroexpress6294
    @nitroexpress6294 3 роки тому +45

    My dad's friend had a skull on his desk. He was an accident investigator in the 70s and rules were just loose. He picked up a head, cleaned it and mounted it.

    • @mr.nobody2191
      @mr.nobody2191 3 роки тому +26

      I'm guessing you're dad's friend likes ghosts because that's how you get ghosts

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 3 роки тому +8

      If true, that's some serial killer shit.

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased 3 роки тому +12

      Uhh... what? What?! WHAT?!
      I have about a hundred different questions now and I have a feeling I won't be getting answers to any of them even if I tried...
      Wtf...

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 3 роки тому

      😮

    • @garykain4448
      @garykain4448 3 роки тому +10

      How often does he mount it?

  • @SouthwoodLex
    @SouthwoodLex 3 роки тому +142

    Title: cop Superman’s guys bike
    Me: WHERE ARE THE LAZER EYES LIAR

    • @AJBAXTER7677
      @AJBAXTER7677 3 роки тому +2

      "He's getting away!"
      "LAZER LAZER LAZER"

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 3 роки тому +2

      Someone call Aquaman. Throwing nets at the bikers would probably be effective at stopping them too.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 роки тому +2

      Nah laser eyes would be more homelander

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 3 роки тому

      @Darwyn Rowland ok, but only if he starts with rioters first.

  • @CharizardMaster69
    @CharizardMaster69 3 роки тому +1

    Ghost: He’s getting away!
    Officer Soap: NOT FOR LONG!

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere 3 роки тому +1

    “We got the same hair cut“ I LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanwilkins3170
    @ryanwilkins3170 3 роки тому +77

    "Today I'm joined by my co-hosts John and Man-Bun"... I like John. fire the Man-Bun.

  • @IsaacHoweiner
    @IsaacHoweiner 3 роки тому +162

    “Florida womans playin 3d chess”
    Riiiggghhht. Wait hold on a minute…

  • @chunkycheesemonkey99
    @chunkycheesemonkey99 Рік тому +1

    He made that tackle with olympic form

  • @existential_narwal9257
    @existential_narwal9257 3 роки тому +2

    Cop trying to breaking up cockfight: THE CHICKEN HAS A KNIFE, I REPEAT, THE CHICKEN HAS A KNIFE.

  • @fooliganvlogs
    @fooliganvlogs 3 роки тому +868

    Lol I’ve had this happen and it’s still funny.

  • @ajfurnari2448
    @ajfurnari2448 3 роки тому +22

    2:52 "We got the same haircut"
    Yeah, the same moustache as well

  • @sethoquinn7122
    @sethoquinn7122 2 роки тому

    “ A retired K9 and an active duty K9, you can guess what happened on that one…..they ate him”😂😂😂

  • @Wildchild94
    @Wildchild94 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 that retired Bork Bork waking up like ( is this a dream? I 😮😮 I really get to do my job one more time!!?!? ) Nom Nom Nom 😂

  • @SHearts12
    @SHearts12 3 роки тому +67

    2:10 the guy should've just rapped about how he was getting "reparations", then the gov would've given him a pass

  • @roughhouse2232
    @roughhouse2232 3 роки тому +50

    Gonna have to start calling him Croissant Operator if he is gonna keep rocking that man bun.

  • @BatJordo
    @BatJordo 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the tip Donut. Your PSA on headphones saved me thousands, now I’m not eating so many ear buds.

  • @munanyo3485
    @munanyo3485 Рік тому +1

    The second I saw the slow-mo of the cop tackling that guy, I had to like the video.

  • @josephsherman5288
    @josephsherman5288 3 роки тому +65

    Bro, dude should have eaten the whole cheesecake, zero evidence. Kryme

  • @kilagen0001
    @kilagen0001 3 роки тому +67

    The "Bitches love my mustache" picture is from Brutalmoose's Simtown video.

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 2 роки тому

    That diving cop needs the Mighty Mouse theme putting over the footage. "Heeeeere I come to save the day!!"

  • @jeremyhahn2478
    @jeremyhahn2478 Рік тому

    Those raisins in Mac&Cheese has to be the biggest crime ever discussed on this channel.

  • @goatgod2009
    @goatgod2009 3 роки тому +180

    Watching this channel has taught me I can get rich by stealing lots of money as long as I don't post evidence of it on social media. 👍

    • @Heicarius
      @Heicarius 3 роки тому +6

      Pog moment

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 3 роки тому +20

      Well, it is apparently hard to resist from making a rap video, once you stole something.

    • @a_fatality
      @a_fatality 3 роки тому +1

      Thieves always get caught.

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 3 роки тому +1

      They go hand and hand tho

    • @faceplants2
      @faceplants2 3 роки тому +4

      @@a_fatality
      ... Or elected to Congress

  • @driveman6490
    @driveman6490 3 роки тому +50

    Cop: "Hands behind your back"
    Perp: "Si Senior"
    Cop: "Do you have any guns, knives, needles, sharp things, modified cock-fighting roosters with razor sharp instruments attached to thier talons"?

    • @imyourhuckleberry7931
      @imyourhuckleberry7931 3 роки тому +3

      Look up gamecock gaffs and read about them. Some of the sharpest things that you can find. If you handle some really well made ones, sometimes you'll look down at you're hand a minute or two later and have blood all over.

    • @e_miguel_8317
      @e_miguel_8317 3 роки тому

      Gamefowl roosters ain’t no joke man 😂 there’s birds that are aggressive towards people aka “man fighters” and if it got a short blade on him and he sees you in the derby that bird gon cut you 😂

    • @hotdogvendor5259
      @hotdogvendor5259 3 роки тому +1

      Filipinos don't speak spanish

    • @ThatDjinn
      @ThatDjinn 3 роки тому

      @@e_miguel_8317 Chickens are one of the closest living relatives to dinosaurs. Imagine a raptor bearing down on you with a razorblade in it's claws.
      It's funny but scary at the same time.

    • @24Mossberg
      @24Mossberg 3 роки тому

      No shit...

  • @althor9997
    @althor9997 2 роки тому

    That superman cop had impeccable form. I think he moonlights as a pro wrestler

  • @bebebutterbub1344
    @bebebutterbub1344 3 роки тому

    That killer chicken is a new one to me. I mean wow, what did they tell the officers loves ones? “How it hap?He got murdered by a chicken.”That just really sucks/insulting.Hard to believe. This channel has all the special cop stories. I love this channel.

  • @robz6306
    @robz6306 3 роки тому +29

    0:12 Your house without Simplisafe.

  • @imatsoup5304
    @imatsoup5304 3 роки тому +50

    “An officer went to break up a cockfight” that caught me off guard.

  • @golbez3794
    @golbez3794 3 роки тому +7

    I love this guy. So glad I subscribed.

  • @hamwallet8446
    @hamwallet8446 Рік тому

    I love the “OOF” he puts in them😂😂😂

  • @sneaky1296
    @sneaky1296 3 роки тому +72

    “He should have tased him instead of scraping his knees like that”

  • @thedec0ded1
    @thedec0ded1 3 роки тому +40

    Finally, some news that doesn’t make me want to move to Switzerland!

    • @FelineAtom
      @FelineAtom 3 роки тому

      Are you sure

    • @insanebmxthomas
      @insanebmxthomas 3 роки тому +1

      Europe is crumbling dude have you been under a rock? Trust me its better to be called a racist than to be beheaded.

    • @callsignbenzo1293
      @callsignbenzo1293 3 роки тому

      Never run away from your problems. Tackle them.

    • @tristenzelaya-varcoe8443
      @tristenzelaya-varcoe8443 3 роки тому

      @@callsignbenzo1293 super man tackle them

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 3 роки тому

      @@insanebmxthomas fed

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 3 роки тому

    That cop might be thinking *"SUPERMAN!!!"* when tackling the biker...

  • @iZPhoneMan
    @iZPhoneMan Рік тому +1

    I'm new to your channel. I am a big 2A guy and just found your vids. You have way to much fun doing this. I appreciate it more and more with each vid. Thanks for the great commentary. It's really terrific fun. Keep up the good times.. ---Bubba

  • @Out_Rumble_Back
    @Out_Rumble_Back 3 роки тому +44

    The K9 story made me laugh. I had two k9 German Shepard’s accidentally let loose on me when I was a church missionary going house to house in the backwoods of Washington state. Fortunately the officers thought it was a squirrel their dogs were excited about and not two young men coming to knock on their door, which caused the dogs to not know what to do when they came outside. One of the two K9’s nipped at my coat sleeves but that was the worst of any sort of “bite” I received thankfully, and shortly after that the officers came out and called the dogs off saving us.
    Too close a call honestly those damn dogs were HUUUUGE

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 3 роки тому +4

      I would've shat my pants

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back 3 роки тому

      @@rikovladimir8655 almost did

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back 3 роки тому

      @@matthewlutterman6388 from my limited experience previously asking K9 handlers who visited my middle school/highschool and they definitely said running away only ramps their drive to chase. The second is dog body language, instinctually in the split second they came out of the door and saw us their body language was friendly/curious yet confused. Not hostile or aggressive like when they know they’re “on the job”. Because we had come to their home and because they were in a playful mood when let out of the house this led them to be thankfully unsure what to do with us.

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back 3 роки тому

      @@matthewlutterman6388 plus I would definitely be in some deep shit if I had harmed either one of those K9 officers dogs. They’re expensive to begin with and they’re beloved by their human officer parters, wouldn’t have been good for me.

  • @LegoJoshjayjedi780
    @LegoJoshjayjedi780 3 роки тому +159

    I’m a simple guy. I see donut, I click and like

    • @SagebrushRambles
      @SagebrushRambles 3 роки тому +4

      That's usually the case for me too but I was stopped in my tracks trying to figure out that thang on donuts head :|

    • @SagaciousDjinn
      @SagaciousDjinn 3 роки тому +2

      I, as well, am a donut simp.

    • @cheddardonut
      @cheddardonut 3 роки тому +2

      Just a simple man trying to watch his way through every donut operator video in the universe

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheddardonut good luck on your journey, you brave soul.

    • @ItsOverFatKid
      @ItsOverFatKid 3 роки тому +1

      Simp. Lol

  • @lizardboy2coolizrd742
    @lizardboy2coolizrd742 2 роки тому

    The first spicy air thrower looked like he was about to start breakdancing

  • @KarmasCalamity
    @KarmasCalamity Рік тому

    When he said throwing spicy air, I lost it bahaha

  • @tiddiesprinkles
    @tiddiesprinkles 3 роки тому +31

    "We got the same haircut"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weylinwest9505
    @weylinwest9505 3 роки тому +65

    I'll fix your title for you.
    "Cop YEETS biker off of Motorcycle"
    You're welcome.

  • @mostlyanchors168
    @mostlyanchors168 2 роки тому

    This is the ONLY youtuber who’s promotions I actually look forward to. The rest I can’t skip fast enough.

  • @MorbidGames666
    @MorbidGames666 3 роки тому +1

    I imagine the guy who lives with the canines had multiple sign that slowly progress like. "Watch out for dangerous dogs" "seriously dude these dogs will kill you" "aight buddy last chance" "you fucked up"

  • @wylinout2257
    @wylinout2257 3 роки тому +92

    When did Post Malone remove his face tattoos??
    And why does he sound like Donut Operator??
    JK 🤣🤣 Thx for vid drop DO 👍

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 3 роки тому +3

      Man i cant still get over w/ the getup

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 3 роки тому +27

    Philipino Cop: **Tries to arrest Chicken**
    Cucco: So you chosen death. 🐔

  • @Ministry11337
    @Ministry11337 3 роки тому +3

    "He looks like an emoji for Christ sake!" ROFLMAO!

  • @bobbob-zz9ej
    @bobbob-zz9ej 3 роки тому +1

    "We got the same haircut" 2:52

  • @mr.bullet6087
    @mr.bullet6087 3 роки тому +97

    Peasful protestors: "trying to kill cops"
    Also peaceful protestor when a fight between them begins : CALL THE COPS

  • @JennyReads
    @JennyReads 3 роки тому +6

    Putting raisins in your mac and cheese is the same as commiting 12 crimes against humanity

  • @AkoSiGundam69
    @AkoSiGundam69 3 роки тому +1

    Commissioner Outlaw. That would be my new gamer tag. Thanks Donut!

  • @ksdad2two
    @ksdad2two 2 роки тому

    2:53 That Florida woman is your doppelganger! Lol

  • @Natepwnsu
    @Natepwnsu 3 роки тому +5

    Raycon should pay you to commercially run your add from this video nationally. Best ad ever. Welcome to Texas!

  • @boat02
    @boat02 3 роки тому +52

    Ah yes the good ol femoral artery, one of the reasons why leg shots are a bad idea.

    • @aaronrasberry179
      @aaronrasberry179 3 роки тому +2

      as opposed to a body shot?

    • @Colterkni801
      @Colterkni801 3 роки тому +15

      @@aaronrasberry179 Arm and leg shots can be just as lethal as a shot to the chest. Plus they’re a harder target to hit, which can result in missing and hitting unintended objects, like innocent bystanders. Plus the only reason you fire your weapon is to stop a deadly threat. Don’t wanna be shot? Don’t be a deadly threat to the officers or the community.

    • @SWHovler
      @SWHovler 3 роки тому +9

      @@aaronrasberry179 there's no real good spot to shoot someone. Besides, if a psycho is coming after you with a weapon, you're probably not going to be thinking about the most humane place to put a bullet in them... if you can even aim that well in the short reactionary time slot you may have in the moment. Plus, in most cases like that, it's kill or be killed. whether you're a cop or not

    • @soulfuzz368
      @soulfuzz368 3 роки тому +2

      @@SWHovler that’s his point methinks

    • @artmallory970
      @artmallory970 3 роки тому +1

      A leg shot is far less likely to cause death compared to a body/head shot, where all your critical organs are

  • @mr.j5919
    @mr.j5919 2 роки тому +1

    Those “pokey” things on the chickens leg are called gaffs

  • @dannylaw7367
    @dannylaw7367 3 роки тому +23

    God bless that fine FHP officer with the flying take down. I live in south Florida and we're all just sick and tired of these punk thugs intimidating the entire public and laughing at police while most departments simply let anarchy reign. I've seen a hundred of these punks shutting down intersections for 10 minutes, going through all the red lights and drinking on the way. We're witnessing the decline of a nation that starts with all the crooked politicians getting away with anything they please, and then follows the break down of law and order. It breaks my heart.

  • @lathambritton9534
    @lathambritton9534 3 роки тому +98

    Donut has the best ad reads 😂

    • @less5406
      @less5406 3 роки тому +2

      You should see the Graystillplays Raycon ads...they are truly hilarious.

    • @Grapheneolic
      @Grapheneolic 3 роки тому

      Who does this remind me of from South Park?

    • @joshkeech1104
      @joshkeech1104 3 роки тому

      They're not good furniture lolol

    • @3SquirrelsInATrenchcoat
      @3SquirrelsInATrenchcoat 2 роки тому

      Second best. The boys on Distractible hold the title for Best Ad Read.

  • @howardstark
    @howardstark 3 роки тому +102

    I'm conflicted. I usually refer to "man buns" as "douche doughnuts."
    I suppose since it's TACTICAL, and he's "Donut", I just diffused the situation without being a Social Worker.
    Go me. Go Donut.👍🏻

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 3 роки тому +1

      *The system works!!*

    • @joelkosinski5094
      @joelkosinski5094 3 роки тому +6

      I still don’t like man buns

    • @BlueDart1971
      @BlueDart1971 3 роки тому +5

      If you like eating man meat then I guess a man bun is okay. Wait what the hell am I saying. A man bun is not okay in any situation. I would be embarrassed to have a bun even if I was donut.

    • @drtm1718
      @drtm1718 3 роки тому +2

      Joel Kosinski They look goofy as hell and inappropriate on men, but I've had chicks put my hair in a bun before, and sometimes it's just convenient.

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 3 роки тому +1

      @@joelkosinski5094 Well, thanks for your opinion Joel I'm sure Donut will cut it off immediately

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 3 роки тому +4

    Protesters: protest because a guy got shot because he was running with a knife
    Me: visible confusion