EVERYTHING IS BROKEN - Age Of Empires 3: Definitive Edition Is A Perfectly Balanced Game W/ Exploits

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  • @Legiondude
    @Legiondude 4 роки тому +2943

    Spiff playing as redcoat Brits: Blue
    AI playing as blue flag French: Red
    [Visible confusion]

    • @comrademossball5388
      @comrademossball5388 4 роки тому +107

      you mean white flag?

    • @demonlordfluffles1275
      @demonlordfluffles1275 4 роки тому +10

      1815 when napoleon was kicked out the 2ed time the frinch used a plane white flag.

    • @nathaniellindner313
      @nathaniellindner313 4 роки тому +26

      @@demonlordfluffles1275 White flag (with fleurs-de-lis) was the Bourbon monarchy's flag, thus used before the Revolution and after the deposition of Napoleon (both times). Actually the white flag became a thing due to the practice of flying the enemy's flag (or a facsimile of such, which would just be a plain white flag if you don't have time to embroider fifty fleurs-de-lis during a battle) to indicate that you wanted to negotiate with them (or at least, that's what I've heard, I can't confirm that).

    • @Hustlate
      @Hustlate 4 роки тому +1

      @@nathaniellindner313 well, if i remember right it was used as a decloration of surrender in somewhere around year 100 ad.

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 4 роки тому +7

      The national flag of France has also been two fully white flags from 1814-1815 and 1815-1830 there was a semi modern looking french flags between the two which is why the end year is the same as the start year. The naval flag has also had two times where it was fully white the first time in 1789 and the second time from 1814 to 1830.

  • @MegaMOUNDS
    @MegaMOUNDS 4 роки тому +638

    For clarity: the AI on the Ceylon map was never programmed to expand onto the middle island and play the map properly, even in the original. Ceylon is functionally a multiplayer-only map.

    • @xibataxit
      @xibataxit 4 роки тому +63

      this is true. even in age of empires 2 the ai isn't capable of playing this kind of map(as the gentleman in the video suggests). that being said, at launch, aoe3de ai was really passive LOL

    • @gane5wc817
      @gane5wc817 4 роки тому +61

      He also play on moderate difficulty which is extremely easy

    • @brijekavervix7340
      @brijekavervix7340 4 роки тому +24

      The AI of AoM could play its version of this map lol

    • @xibataxit
      @xibataxit 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@brijekavervix7340 no way! :o
      well, i couldn't find anything about that and i don't have the game. why on earth would the studio make that possible on aom while the aoe2 community organizes ai tournaments for exactly that type of ai?! this is a puzzle to me :(

    • @brijekavervix7340
      @brijekavervix7340 4 роки тому +2

      @@xibataxit they probably forgot to add it when they made AoE III and AoE II DE

  • @arrogantsavant2960
    @arrogantsavant2960 4 роки тому +669

    "Whales are an infinite source of gold" Gaming companies agree with that assessment spiff.

    • @newbiegaming6090
      @newbiegaming6090 4 роки тому +16

      I see what you did there. XD

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 3 роки тому +11

      As yes. That kind of purgatory known as gacha hell.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 роки тому +3

      @@newbiegaming6090 I don't see what he did there. Please explain?

    • @newbiegaming6090
      @newbiegaming6090 3 роки тому +24

      @@Mygg_Jeager "whales" is how rich players are called. Because they usually spend an absurd amount of money in games and, consequently, keep developers afloat. Also, historically, hunting whales was rather profitable. Hence the joke.

    • @راميالبنّى-ك4ذ
      @راميالبنّى-ك4ذ 3 роки тому +1

      Whales huh 🤣😆

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n 4 роки тому +297

    Tiny island, runs on whale oil, hates the French. Colonization!?
    Most historically accurate Civ game ever

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 4 роки тому +9

      The math checks out...

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 4 роки тому +3

      @Jean-Louis Bourgeois
      That was fairly non sequitur. You do get the joke is about a description of the English, right? Lol.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst 4 роки тому +3

      @@BeingFireRetardant Haiti. He appears to have thought you were referencing Haiti.

  • @Denazon
    @Denazon 4 роки тому +480

    British in blue and french in red? What kind of crazy world is this!

    • @liammarsh1585
      @liammarsh1585 4 роки тому +2

      Came here to post this. I'm extremely triggered tbqh 😞

    • @todalio9238
      @todalio9238 4 роки тому +3

      I was about to say the same.

    • @kjsdpgijn
      @kjsdpgijn 4 роки тому

      Agreed!
      That said, any time I play, I wish I could make both Spain and England red without making all teams the same color lol. It fucks with me when either one isn't red...

    • @arthurpendragonsyt
      @arthurpendragonsyt 4 роки тому +1

      In those scenarios I always imagine my doods to be British light cavalry/Artillery vs French Swiss/Irish regiments.

    • @SirJoe-qk3un
      @SirJoe-qk3un 4 роки тому +1

      A perfectly balanced one

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin 4 роки тому +391

    "this factory will focus entirely on food production."
    Sets the factory to produce wood.

    • @tortex1
      @tortex1 4 роки тому +16

      "So, one makes wood" *oh, he's got them right* ", and food" *facepalm*

    • @tenchimuyo69
      @tenchimuyo69 4 роки тому +6

      Just to taunt the woodless AI.

    • @serbreadboard8578
      @serbreadboard8578 4 роки тому +7

      Gotta feed the termites

    • @serbreadboard8578
      @serbreadboard8578 4 роки тому

      @@tenchimuyo69 ahahaha

    • @d_boi9345
      @d_boi9345 3 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the Soviet Union

  • @crazedchangeling
    @crazedchangeling 4 роки тому +276

    The first release of AoE 3 was my childhood, I spent hours committing colonization war crimes.

    • @Madrock7777
      @Madrock7777 4 роки тому +6

      I'm sorry you didn't grow up with AOE2

    • @crazedchangeling
      @crazedchangeling 4 роки тому +30

      @@Madrock7777 I loved 3, thank you very much. I also played 1, cause my dad had it.

    • @rainshadowband3161
      @rainshadowband3161 4 роки тому +19

      "It's not a war crime if it's done in an active war zone"
      -Spiff

    • @crazedchangeling
      @crazedchangeling 4 роки тому

      @@rainshadowband3161 isnt... isnt that the point of the name, war crimes? Like in all seriousness.

    • @iceberg4240
      @iceberg4240 4 роки тому +1

      @@Madrock7777 AOE3 was also realesed when i was a kid, but since my dad had AOE2 i played that first. Honestly i quite like both of them, but AOE2 is my favorite, but AOE3 is still quite fun to play.

  • @malakajayaw
    @malakajayaw 3 роки тому +117

    I’m from ceylon and considering that both french and British tried to capture our island and only British succeeded, this might be a correct reenactment of what went down.

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +4

      Historical event

    • @JOAOPENICHE
      @JOAOPENICHE Місяць тому

      Portuguese also, and some words from portugal are still in use like janela

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +46

    20:40 Actually, French houses cost 100 Wood. Your Manor Houses cost more because they make Settlers.
    *FUN FACTS!*

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 4 роки тому +196

    "whales are an infinite source of gold" Mobile game companies already discovered this.

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 4 роки тому +2

      I see what you did there.

    • @mrAli-jm6vd
      @mrAli-jm6vd 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @edishasora5200
      @edishasora5200 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @edishasora5200
      @edishasora5200 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mygg_Jeager whale in mobile games is the one that spend a lot of money to power up. anyone spend $10K+ are no longer qualified as whales, the whales today are the one that spend at least $200K to power up, and there is hundreds of ppl spend minimum this amount in a single title game only. It was ridiculous

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 роки тому +467

    Baguette baked with tea leaves.

  • @QutalToddHoward
    @QutalToddHoward 4 роки тому +121

    The amount of time I've spent playing this game is the reason that there's no Skyrim 2

    • @shamblingman6293
      @shamblingman6293 4 роки тому +1

      👁️👄👁️

    • @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474
      @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474 4 роки тому +8

      Still waiting for the Skyrim port on pregnancy test.

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 роки тому +4

      @@angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474 All jokes aside I really want Skyrim or Oblivion on the Wii U. Because it's that or my NES.

    • @ToMato872
      @ToMato872 4 роки тому

      @@IndigoGollum it’s on the switch they aren’t gonna get it on Wii U tho

    • @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474
      @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474 4 роки тому

      @@IndigoGollum at least you have a Wii U. The newest gaming console I have is a Play Station 2. All the new games I play are on the computer but that's not a gaming console.

  • @biiiy3980
    @biiiy3980 4 роки тому +632

    As a french viewer, my reaction about this entire video was approximately : "Oh Caum on ! Zis iss English propagande **angry red wine noises**

    • @Batu1923
      @Batu1923 4 роки тому +13

      Hey red wine is Itallian not French

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +12

      @@Batu1923 ee choud drinnk champagne zen

    • @Batu1923
      @Batu1923 4 роки тому +3

      @@atocanboi409 I like scotch

    • @biiiy3980
      @biiiy3980 4 роки тому +16

      @@Batu1923 listen fella pasta friend, i don't really know if red wine is italian or french, let's put that aside and fight together that tea heresy

    • @stormwanderer4672
      @stormwanderer4672 4 роки тому +5

      @@Batu1923 Domt mean to ruin your day but Red Wine is from Armenia like 3000 B.C,

  • @7411y
    @7411y 4 роки тому +37

    "The age-old dispute of whether tea is superior to-"
    "Wine? Champagne? Cassis even?"
    "-baguette."
    "Of course."

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 2 роки тому

      Why do we need a battle to settle this dispute? Just settle it with logic! Which one is going to give you god powers, tea or baguettes?

  • @mstrbritodstroy
    @mstrbritodstroy 4 роки тому +165

    As an avid Sea map player for Aoe 3, this pains me to see how slow his navy develops. At least he won!

    • @mstrbritodstroy
      @mstrbritodstroy 4 роки тому +19

      Wait, he actually responded??!? Woah thanks! P.s I bought this game and it alright

    • @MrBlahblah22
      @MrBlahblah22 4 роки тому +6

      Spiff reads and replies to comments more than any other UA-camr I know. I pray for his sanity every day.

  • @tuindwergie
    @tuindwergie 4 роки тому +52

    Best exploit I found on this game: pick the Dutch, use your envoy to find the AI base ASAP, send the three envoys shipment, use your four envoys to literally punch the AI villagers to death. The AI doesn't know how to respond and keeps trying to garrison while trying to balance resource collection. The result: the AI never even reaches the second age.
    This one time I was lucky enough to get a pet rhino as well (on the Borneo map) and soon the AI was unable to even make villagers anymore. This strategy works up until the extreme difficulty even...

    • @mrmaxmondays
      @mrmaxmondays 3 роки тому +8

      Oddly enough this strat works in Rise of Nations as well, the Dutch start off with two armed merchants and instead of using them to collect rare resources you just send them into the enemy territory and they shoot villagers-effectively stopping collection

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +691

    Man being an early explorer of the new world must have been insane, you could get stuck on the beach whenever you walked whenever the world wanted to screw you over.

  • @martinarsnes3748
    @martinarsnes3748 4 роки тому +13

    So I played the original Age of Empires 3, and one of my favorite things to exploit was a way in which I could beat anyone in the game that wasn't clued in on what I was doing. Basically I would play on the river map, where a river splits the map, and then rush a dock and use the card system to get some early attack ships, then I would patrol the enemy coast and whenever they would try to build a dock, I would destroy it, and as I got more ships, I would just set up a perimeter. Then after a while, I would transport some workers over to build some blockhouses(I was Russia, and their barracks, or blockhouses double as cannon towers) in the corner of the map and start spamming out Strelots, which I found were cheap enough and spammed out quick enough that it could outswarm any army given time.

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 4 роки тому +49

    French Explorer: (Gets stuck on the beach)
    Captain Cook: "First time?"

  • @silver535311
    @silver535311 4 роки тому +103

    17:16 "focus entirely on food production" *produces wood*
    17:20 "this factory here is gonna produce gold"
    17:24 "so that we have a nice production of wood and food"
    either you're munching on wood and using gold as planks, or munching on gold and using wood as wood or maybe you're building ships out of meat, but one thing is certain, that little stroke was rather funny

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin 3 роки тому +3

      Indian villagers love to munch that wood

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 3 роки тому +2

      The funny part is when he said it I just assumed that I was the one who had lost my mind.

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 2 роки тому +1

      Spiff is a termite

  • @rumpkusbumpkus926
    @rumpkusbumpkus926 4 роки тому +154

    Spiff: They made a smart decision not giving me the game
    Devs: Kalm
    Spiff: BUT THAT DIDNT STOP ME
    Devs:Panic

  • @Donzatus
    @Donzatus 3 роки тому +50

    The older version of AoE III had this river map, that split the map. It was quite easy to win the AI just by building a wall along the coast, so they couldn't land their units. Apparently they don't know what are cannons on theirs ships :D

    • @ethanbell1214
      @ethanbell1214 3 роки тому +6

      You're thinking of Amazonia. Yep, even with expert AI, just park a few boats at the other side of the river, make sure the AI doesn't build any docks, and you can constantly hammer them with little resistance. After seeing AOE3 DE, I don't think the AI got any update whatsoever.

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 2 роки тому

      @@ethanbell1214 it was like Command and Conquer all over again.

    • @silashorak3580
      @silashorak3580 Місяць тому

      its also in the new version, its called amazonia. the new version is much better but just play vs people like in other games lol, this dude is playing vs bot, ofc its not so funny, also in GTA or something, nobody is playing vs bots, lol

  • @ledvapour6937
    @ledvapour6937 4 роки тому +108

    6 seconds ago? Damnit Spiff, I didn't even get a chance to grab a cup of Tea.

    • @axellacce1470
      @axellacce1470 4 роки тому +7

      I was happily drinking my tea, but then I realised that it was coffee

    • @ledvapour6937
      @ledvapour6937 4 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit I wouldn't dare watch the rise of the Great British Empire and the kickstarting of its industrial age.

    • @durandol
      @durandol 4 роки тому +3

      Most unfortunate. Might I suggest accelerating your tea grabbing abili-tea through the majestic power of Yorkshire Tea Gold?

    • @ledvapour6937
      @ledvapour6937 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@durandol If life were only fair. In my home country it is naught but impossible to obtain Yorkshire Tea of any kind, let alone Yorkshire Tea Gold. A traves-tea in my humble opinion.

  • @MrJiffytiffy
    @MrJiffytiffy 3 роки тому +13

    I still play this game regularly...I go back to it at least once or twice a year...honestly this video made me play it again today

  • @essaerae_g
    @essaerae_g 4 роки тому +37

    Me: *drinking tea while eating a baguette "I'm playing both sides so I always end up on top."

  • @TheMeatloaf92
    @TheMeatloaf92 4 роки тому +14

    What I love about this is the historically accurate French Navy. But everyone please note the AI on extreme is more much difficult. There are movement bugs in this game though that need to be fixed!

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 роки тому +94

    Spiff: In this game there are some really op stuffs, so lets not do that and instead do some even more op stuff that no one knows about

    • @ben3129
      @ben3129 4 роки тому +3

      the new revolution civs are pretty cheesy lol its great. too bad half of the playerbase is having performance issues tho

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 4 роки тому +6

    I remember in the past feeling so powerful when fighting seven hardest AI on Ceylon and actually winning lol.

  • @DaveYognaut01
    @DaveYognaut01 4 роки тому +17

    Oh i'll definitely be picking this up, non-ironically it looks fucking great and i'm looking forward to one of the best AOE campaigns as well. I love AOE in general. I played all 3 of them as a wee one.
    I think it's amazing how different all 3 of the now Definite Edition games are. I have this year alone put hundreds of hours into AOE II and have 100% of the achievements in AOE I. I'm very close to completing AOE II too.
    However;
    AOE III was the game I played the most as a child and it's the most nostalgic for me; i've always enjoyed the deck building, the levelling up of the home city and the naval battles in particular were always very fun. The infinite resources removes the concept of "Trash" Units (Both a good and bad thing depending on perspective) and the age up rewards are so much more interesting. The natives offer a way to get buffs to your civ at all stages of the game, including techs that give you spawnables armies on your adventurer. The trading posts offer a way to control the map and get resources and exp. The fact the AI don't immediately resign is great too, it lets you do the builds you want to do. It also has the Dutch who has my favourite building; the bank! (Coincidentally, also the most difficult AI to fight too due to that economy advantage)
    There's just a lot of really fun things you can do in AOE III. Each civ actually feels really unique, the difference between European, Natives and Asian civs are quite fun. Don't even get me started on how each civ has their unique deck line and strengths. Back to the Dutch, you can get a bunch of cards to increase the limit and effectiveness of banks! Then to use that gold they can hire mercenaries which is a super fun unique concept. Oh! And that reminds me, there's a Salon / Bar you can build to hire pirates, raiders, etc, for pure gold too.
    --
    This is actually the first time i'm seeing gameplay of the AOE III DE, the UI is definitely different. But I have to object to your complaints about the AI. Go play AOE II DE on any water map, they won't leave their island. Ever. Well, they try. They really, really do, but they struggle so much. Their navy also sucks ass. It's literally how they recommend beating the AI on the hardest difficulty. The AI is completely useless with water in general. This isn't new. You pick a map with a tiny island and extremely limited resources, put the AI on easy mode (let's be fair, the standard is for beginners) and you still nearly lost the middle, since the AI actually seemed somewhat proactive in invading regularly.
    "Everything is broken" sums up to being basically the AI performs poorly on standard difficulty on an island map. This isn't new tbh and i'd dare say you play so poorly yourself the AI would've wiped the floor with you with overwhelming early agression and economy if this was on any land map.

    • @magnajota4341
      @magnajota4341 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @SmogginMog
      @SmogginMog 4 роки тому +1

      *Hard cuts to AI pathfinding into a tree, and getting stuck on absolutely nothing*

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 4 роки тому

      Pick up the original version that's still on Steam. They made some horrible choices with regards with regards to the single-player experience.

    • @mahoneyj2
      @mahoneyj2 4 роки тому

      This guy gets it. Great game, this video triggered me. He would have been beaten by the moderate bot on a land map - actually didn't realise it was possible! Only issue at the moment is the crashes and missing ranked games. Otherwise, having a good time!

  • @OshanMGunathilakeOMG
    @OshanMGunathilakeOMG 3 роки тому +8

    "Ceylon is definitely the most broken..."
    As a Ceylonese myself, I agree 100% XD

  • @WaffleNinja88
    @WaffleNinja88 4 роки тому +9

    I'd love to see you put out a video playing this game as the Dutch. With the right deck, you can have 10 banks and 2 factories and a few upgrades to go with them. You will eventually reach a point where you're generating thousands of gold per minute. Food and wood become a non-issue since you generate so much gold that you can just buy them through the market. It's quite hilarious!

  • @angrypirate6666
    @angrypirate6666 4 роки тому +13

    Spiffing: "COLONIZATION!"
    French: "Where is zat boss mewsic coming from?"

  • @scrublord09
    @scrublord09 4 роки тому +108

    "I have built myself a naval deck"
    *Proceeds to select the deck created by the developers and not by Spiff*

    • @AnimeFan-dl4qd
      @AnimeFan-dl4qd 4 роки тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit fare enough

    • @scrublord09
      @scrublord09 4 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit wait, it can be modified? I swear I tried on the beginner deck for Ottomans and it wouldn't save my changes.

  • @yithanong7593
    @yithanong7593 2 роки тому +16

    Interestingly, I never cared for the Definitive Edition, until now. It looks awesome. The next Steam Sale it is.

    • @Mythansar
      @Mythansar Рік тому +2

      Despite the AI that seems to be a bit lost, this game really stood out to me at the time and when I see the new version, I have to admit that they did a good job on it. Age of Empires 3 as well as Age of Mythology are two games that I really enjoy in the Age of franchise. Even though I think they are all good. :)

  • @kaffchen9534
    @kaffchen9534 4 роки тому +53

    I'm German, I see the French getting destroyed. I press like

  • @ninokrajnc6647
    @ninokrajnc6647 4 роки тому +4

    Hey spiff i have an idea for a video. It's from the 2005 game battle mages: sign of darkness. Basically there is a unit in the game called the vagabond mage who has a spell called summpn wolves. Well if you combine that with a mana potion it will make him spawn the wolves extremly quickly and therefor trapp the enemy in a horde of wolves. The only downside is that the vagabond mage is avaliable only in the last area of the game. I would love to see a video on this game. (Also in the first area is a mana node that has a phantom warriro if you distract the phantom warrior with a spirit or f11 it will perpetualy attack it while the mana node heals it so you can grind xp for your other units since the warrior will be focused on the spirit)

  • @thelonecookie3592
    @thelonecookie3592 4 роки тому +6

    Reminds me of the good old days of British longbow spamming in AOE2, outranged every single unit and building in the game other than artillery. The AI sat there in confusion and spammed cavalry at you, utterly defenseless.
    *Perfection.*

  • @BigBeakEntertainment
    @BigBeakEntertainment 4 роки тому +1

    As someone who played a TON of AOE III when it first came out in (2005?), I can confirm that the AI would rather atrophy and die than embark a single settler

  • @RIlianP
    @RIlianP 4 роки тому +8

    9:25 a conflict between the French and the UK related to fishing, that would absolutely never happen today, no sir xD

  • @QalOrt
    @QalOrt 4 роки тому +6

    Ah AOE III, brings back memories of college, I still remember getting both expansions.

  • @brendanturner9726
    @brendanturner9726 4 роки тому +17

    Game creators when spiff releases a new video: Aww shit, here we go again

  • @smolwavingsnail9028
    @smolwavingsnail9028 4 роки тому +22

    Spiff: so How did those things end up in a museum
    The british monarchy: ermmmmm...... so i heard you wanted to be sponsored by yorkshire tea

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 4 роки тому +178

    Love this one.

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 роки тому

      I don't recall why I know you but I simply do

  • @hambonejones7231
    @hambonejones7231 2 роки тому +8

    Spiff, I have played all the AoE games and love them all. For a quick game of victory I'll play 3, but 1 is actually my favorite. 2 is great, but I grew up on 1 so i get more enjoyment out of it.

  • @Bonzaininja
    @Bonzaininja 4 роки тому +21

    love your content and absolutely love your voice.

  • @lordicarus8807
    @lordicarus8807 4 роки тому +1

    I've once had this idea for a joke civ to be created, but since I have no idea how to make it, here it goes... Maybe someone that will read this can attempt to create it.
    Civ name: North Pole
    Leader: Santa Claus
    Villager: elf (can garrison certain unique buildings to increase some items production)
    Explorer: Santa Claus (rides a sleigh and attacks with a huge candy cane)
    UNITS
    Infantry:
    - nutcracker (kind of an elite musketeer)
    - cane elf (cheap meele infantry, attacks whacking enemies with his cane)
    - ninja elf (cheap ranged infantry, throws snowflake shurikens)
    Cavalry:
    - heavy reindeer (hussar-like cavalry, but with less attack and more hitpoints, an elf riding a reindeer and whacking enemies with a fireplace poker)
    - ranged rendeer (a shuriken-throwing elf riding a reindeer)
    - battle sleigh (a sleigh with a pair of nutcrackers firing from it, similar to a war wagon)
    Artillery:
    - snowman (elite grenadier, throws explosive snowballs)
    - christmas tree (a cannon-like unit with the tree laying horizontally as the cannon barrel and a pair of wheels, fires boubles, works simmilarly to a falconet)
    - siege sleigh (a sleigh with a short, big bore cannon that fires presents, works like a mortar)
    BUILDINGS
    Most of the basic stuff, but some unique ones:
    - toy factory (similar to a factory, but can be built at any time and produces any resource based on how many elfs are garriossoned inside, up to a maximum of 10)
    - christmas tree groove (like the Indian one)
    - fireplace (for some sort of bonus)
    No idea for naval units, or anything else...

  • @tomnum1398
    @tomnum1398 4 роки тому +22

    Napoleon: To war with the British
    * See's Spiffing Britt as the commander of the army *
    Napoleon: Retreat!!

  • @Handinmapocket
    @Handinmapocket 4 роки тому +16

    "RTS AI needs to cheat to be able to compete with players."
    Age of Empires 2 DE AI: "Cheats?! Look at these losers!"
    AoE2 playermade AI: "I can win against competent and advanced players and stomp on lesser AI at a regular basis"

  • @youknowiactafool
    @youknowiactafool 4 роки тому +20

    Looks like you're playing an island map. This has always been an issue while playing on islands. The AI only rarely attacks with their navy.

    • @ahouais5620
      @ahouais5620 3 роки тому +1

      i was surprised to see the ia in aoe3 does leave a significant amount of troops on your island/your base if they wanna invade you via the see
      But then in every island map the ia is bad anyway

    • @youknowiactafool
      @youknowiactafool 3 роки тому

      @@ahouais5620 yeah they'll usually drop a bunch of troops off and they just hang out at the edge of your island lol

  • @nathangerber1547
    @nathangerber1547 9 місяців тому +1

    It's even worse on the Caribbean map since there is a bonus island that the ai literally can't find. It has a trade route and twice the treasures, but they will never sail there. Even after the claim all the other islands and kick you out, the can't find it.

  • @jeanmemmler5865
    @jeanmemmler5865 4 роки тому +4

    My goodness! You, the Spiffing Brit, acknowledging our national treasure, the baguette, as lovely? You might just have finally settled the eon long grudge...

  • @Uldan1988
    @Uldan1988 4 роки тому +2

    17:18 "Producing 5 food per turn" ,When CIV kicks in :D

  • @xostler
    @xostler 4 роки тому +25

    Takes the word “Serf” to a whole new level!

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 роки тому +13

    It would be interesting if in a game like this, if you gather resources from a node slowly it will stay there, but if you gather too quickly the resource will start depleting. Gives an incentive to actually manage conservation of your resource nodes.

  • @comrademossball5388
    @comrademossball5388 4 роки тому +73

    i just ordered a military grade gas mask to wear at school because it's allowed for some reason

    • @anonymousidentity9957
      @anonymousidentity9957 4 роки тому +13

      Absolute chad move

    • @the_luckiest_charm
      @the_luckiest_charm 4 роки тому +5

      Order a full biohazard suit next

    • @Oneiroi0
      @Oneiroi0 4 роки тому

      Uhh what ? Lmao

    • @HOEZILLA
      @HOEZILLA 4 роки тому +1

      Where in the world could I possibly get one if you don't mind my asking?... 😂

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 роки тому +1

      @@HOEZILLA Military surplus sites sell them.

  • @mrmoore2050
    @mrmoore2050 4 роки тому

    5:30 omg! David Attenborough reference! Instant thumbs up, 10/10, this video wins the internet for the day.

  • @kalki_sevak1947
    @kalki_sevak1947 4 роки тому +15

    British "explorers" hunting tigers in south-east Asia. Historically accurate I'd say.

  • @yametekudasai25
    @yametekudasai25 4 роки тому

    1:35 British history reference!
    -Love you man keep the good content up👍

  • @Dropshotboy1
    @Dropshotboy1 4 роки тому +5

    I played this game throughout my childhood can’t wait for AOE 4

  • @Hrafnskald
    @Hrafnskald 4 роки тому

    4:30 That's the entire French naval fleet just sunk.
    *Admiral Nelson sips his Yorkshire Tea in approval*

  • @Jizzrazz
    @Jizzrazz 4 роки тому +4

    -spiff explaining the factories-
    - Has stroke.
    "This is food production" - is wood.
    "Doing wood and food production" - is wood and gold
    XD

  • @nicogesellbarrios7956
    @nicogesellbarrios7956 4 роки тому

    fun fact, as spanish in water map, all you gotta do is, pick 2 cards one in the first age that gives 50% reduced time build for pickeman and crossbowman, the one in the third age that gives another 35%, a frigate card, pick the last 35% build boost time from the spanish church, now, recall the shipment from the metropoli waypoint behind the enemy base, spawn frigate, dock, spam a 100% instant army.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 3 роки тому +12

    I honestly liked the 3rd quite a bit, though my friends will still only play AOE 2. Frankly, I find the expanded economy to be much more interesting than the most villager only model of AOE 2 and games like Starcraft. Sure it makes for exciting competition in the first 15-20 minutes, but after it's people scrambling for scarce resources having to micro dozens of villagers to stay alive. I much prefer microing my army, building proper counters and having large battles to the 1 unit cheese and counter that limited resources encourage.
    All that being said, I played the AOE 4 alpha/beta and had a ton of fun. It's definitely got its roots down imo, but the features are wonderful and well thought out. Can't wait to see it on this channel

  • @hug4229
    @hug4229 4 роки тому +1

    Have literally not stopped playing this game for more than a few months since 2008. I love it.

  • @Yutzune
    @Yutzune 4 роки тому +24

    Day 90 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Glad I'm on the discord, online classes have never been so broken and unbalanced.

  • @Tom_Van_Zandt
    @Tom_Van_Zandt 3 роки тому +1

    The 1 thing they added that I absolutely love, aside from the ability for 2 people to play as the same civ...it's the ability to choose infinite resources so you can just focus on military! Pew! Pew! Pew!

  • @user-pm1gb2eo1s
    @user-pm1gb2eo1s 4 роки тому +13

    Thanks Spiff, this video finally gave me the encouragement I needed to become an illegal whale-hunter. I’d always avoided the profession, due to whales being such an endangered species and all but now that I know they’re an infinite resource, I don’t have to worry much about that anymore!

  • @redcyric1222
    @redcyric1222 4 роки тому

    Baguettes and tea are lovely? I'm french and this is so awesome to hear from you Spiff, thank you so much!

  • @romualdgagnon3024
    @romualdgagnon3024 4 роки тому +6

    I'm french, and I came here especially for the cyber bullying

  • @chasebaines7322
    @chasebaines7322 4 роки тому

    I didn't drink a lot of tea before I came across your channel. Now every time I sit down to watch one of your videos I gotta have a cup.

  • @PychcfrndFradbar
    @PychcfrndFradbar 3 роки тому +3

    I've played this game and though I'm part French myself you're Extremally hilarious

  • @Tyler-sy7jo
    @Tyler-sy7jo 4 роки тому

    This reminds me of when I was doing some skirmishes against the AI in Warcraft III many many years ago. I picked a map that, like this one, had both players start on small islands and to get anywhere, you had to use the neutral shipyard on your island to expand and creep the other islands on the map. After awhile of expanding I realized that the AI hadn't actually attacked me at all and I hadn't seen them. So after taking a few omore islands, I sent a force looking for their main base. What I found was a full army trying desperately to path into the water to get off their island, running up and down the coast as if the AI was just spam clicking a neighbouring island. And yes, they too had a neutral shipyard (Warcraft III got rid of the naval warfare aspects from Warcraft II where you could build your own shipyard). How a neutral shipyard works is you stand a unit next to it which allows you to click the shipyard and buy transports. The AI in WC III however, doesn't use neutral buildings so they just ended up mining and lumberjacking their island into a barren waste flooded with units that desperately wanted to leave. I know it's not quite a fair comparison for he Warcraft III AI because it just wasn't programmed to be able to handle context sensitive neutral buildings (and honestly making the AI have decision-making for every possible shop and mercenary camp would've been hell).
    Where this game has no excuse is comparing it to the predecessor Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness. Here, naval warfare was a part of the game and maps commonly had islands so players would need to build transport ships (which they could build from their own buildings) in order to expand. From what I can recall, the AI was able to handle this as it has been a long time since I've played WC2, but I remember seeing island expansions. Warcraft II came out in 1995, two years before the original Age of Empires 1 was even released.

  • @hrvojeantoniobusic3345
    @hrvojeantoniobusic3345 3 роки тому +14

    Spiff, I've been playing Age of Empires 2 and 3 and one of the best maps for torturing AI is Pirates! and the second one is Carribbean and the North America one? That's the one with the trade route in the middle of the map and there is a nice exploit in there.

  • @travisreiselt36
    @travisreiselt36 4 роки тому

    Since you asked, I too am a fan of RTS games and the AoE series specifically. I have old school disc versions of AoE II, AoM Gold, and AoE III. Only one I never played was the first one, because when I bought it 100 years ago, my PC was already too advanced to play it (Curse you Windows XP!). AoE III was really good, but it doesn't come close to AoE II. Even before I played the DE version, I'd still occasionally go back to play the campaigns on my disc copy. And thanks to this video, I feel motivated to pick up some AoE III tonight, as it has been a while.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 роки тому +25

    9:48 would attacking random french peasants count as a war crime under other circumstances?
    Is that written anywhere in the... what’s it called? Geneva suggestions?

    • @mickethegoblin7167
      @mickethegoblin7167 4 роки тому +1

      No mention of French peasants. You are all good

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 4 роки тому +1

      well its the brits vs french, the rules specifically say that is an exception to all rules.

    • @ShinTsurugi7
      @ShinTsurugi7 4 роки тому +1

      Well it's called 'suggestions' for something...

    • @RogueAmarice
      @RogueAmarice 4 роки тому +1

      The Geneva Conventions cover the treatment of people, mostly prisoners of war, rather than actual warfare. Rules of engagement, like the naval bombardment of towns, are addressed in the Hague Conventions (upon which parts of the GC are based). Treaty 9, chapter 1, article 1 of the Hague Convention of 1907 expressly forbids the naval bombardment of undefended towns and buildings. Article 2 details extenuating circumstances under which such bombardment is permissible (military buildings, opportunity to surrender not taken, immediate action necessary for military reasons). We don't have enough information on the encounter to tell whether the Convention was breached or not.
      At any rate, the Hague Conventions (1899/1907) would only have been in place towards the end of the British imperial age. The Geneva ones only came into play post-WWII. Depending on when the encounter took place, the HC might not even have been an issue.

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 3 роки тому +2

    ""Why don't you just fight back Ai??" This games realism is through the roof

  • @thefellowshipofcheese2079
    @thefellowshipofcheese2079 4 роки тому +8

    I prefer Age of Empires 3 to Age of Empires 2, except for when making scenarios.

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 3 роки тому

      Me too but my fav is still Age of Mythology

  • @zaphenath5915
    @zaphenath5915 3 роки тому +1

    One of my favorite exploits for age of empires 3 against the AI is the wall the outer edge of every island. Since there isn't enough room to drop off units they don't even try. You basically make a invisible fort.
    Even on the hardest difficulty if you survive longer than about 45 mins they just amass a huge army that doesn't ever attack.
    AI was always trash in AOE III

  • @magerius
    @magerius Рік тому +8

    The AI don't do anything until 'Hard' difficulty. Don't do a video with standard difficulty AI. You'll sleep before it end.

  • @LukeSWOA
    @LukeSWOA 4 роки тому

    Dude this game is my childhood! Endless hours of playing this game

  • @Veilure
    @Veilure 4 роки тому +17

    Classic frenchmen, getting stuck in the ground like that. If you had tea this wouldn't be a problem...

  • @samiamgaming9348
    @samiamgaming9348 4 роки тому +2

    Spiff "A very unique strategy" XD, I absolutely love watching this, when I saw you break whale blubber I just thought, Moby Dick you lived a good life.

  • @Alex-hy9cw
    @Alex-hy9cw 4 роки тому +3

    Played and play this classic game still to this day, got the original discs (yes, there were more than 1 disc) next to me.

    • @stevenburton4966
      @stevenburton4966 4 роки тому

      hell aoe3 came in like 3 discs by itself with the warchiefs and asian dynasties addons on separate discs.

    • @TheBiggestDisappointment
      @TheBiggestDisappointment 4 роки тому

      @@stevenburton4966 obviously the reason they called it Age of Empires 3... (that was an awful joke but I just had to make it)

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 4 роки тому +1

    I love Age of Empires III and it's super nostalgic for me, holding memories of my dad and my childhood close to my heart, and I'm worried about what these game remakes are going to do to them. If this is another Warcraft 3: Reforged, I'm scared.

  • @warthundercanblunder850
    @warthundercanblunder850 4 роки тому +19

    When you realise everyone who commented haven’t watched the full video

  • @mirosmarfrancisco6830
    @mirosmarfrancisco6830 4 місяці тому +1

    Played a match against AI on this map yesterday (On easy because i'm new to the game, don't know if it affects anything), and none of the computer opponents managed to leave their island, allies and enemies, they only make some boats. So yeah, 4 or so years later and it still remains perfectly balanced.

  • @gregorybennett
    @gregorybennett 4 роки тому +78

    As someone who has played a fair amount of this game, his gameplay is... hard to watch.

    • @BB-uo1qy
      @BB-uo1qy 4 роки тому +21

      It's so fucking bad... and he doesn't understand aoe3 at all. I would enjoy playing a match against him

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 4 роки тому

      Meanwhile I'm just wondering why this game has monitors several generations of technology before real life ironclads.

    • @gregorybennett
      @gregorybennett 4 роки тому +1

      @@BB-uo1qy Saaaaaamee😂😂😂

    • @MsUnderattack
      @MsUnderattack 4 роки тому +9

      It was pure cringe

    • @davidvankampen9545
      @davidvankampen9545 4 роки тому +5

      @@satannstuff You can get ironclads aswell

  • @mjg1477
    @mjg1477 4 роки тому

    How have I never realised the hatchings on all the ‘stock’ photos say “SpiffCo”
    ...
    well played sir well played

  • @neolefranc4778
    @neolefranc4778 4 роки тому +6

    Jokes on you I’m here to steal your tactics `laugh in french ˋ

  • @GrimRuler
    @GrimRuler 3 роки тому +2

    Cheese the deck system just right and you can just roll around as the Ottomans with 15 Great Bombards protected by a mercenary army numbering in the hundreds. Sit back and relax as each volley from the Great Bombards decimate everything.

  • @DarknessTemplar6
    @DarknessTemplar6 4 роки тому +17

    ah of course, AOE 3 DE , it was only logical this would come out
    tip: you should also try the brand new civ, the Swedes are so broken

    • @rohanpillay9098
      @rohanpillay9098 4 роки тому +1

      not really bro, if u actually know how to play the game the civs are actually quite balanced especially when compared to the new civs that released when aoe2 de was launched

    • @Leonardo0leandro0
      @Leonardo0leandro0 4 роки тому +2

      @@rohanpillay9098 the civs are not balanced. There is a reason why Ottomans and India get picked all the time for early. And the french for late.

    • @0ovidio0
      @0ovidio0 4 роки тому +3

      @@rohanpillay9098 aoe2 de A.I: so good it can beat top tier players as it even explores using sheep
      aoe3: gets stuck in game geometry.
      Not gonna argue that playing a broken civ is really going to change much

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@Leonardo0leandro0 "There is a reason why Ottomans and India get picked all the time for early."
      All the time? The game's been out for about a week, the concept of "all the time" doesn't really work right now.
      The French were way stronger lategame before DE than they are now.

    • @DarknessTemplar6
      @DarknessTemplar6 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@rohanpillay9098 well yeah depending on the lvl of the human player using proper strat, micro and unit comp, but ai seems to drool sometimes

  • @USMCBreen
    @USMCBreen 4 роки тому +1

    I must say Spiff, due to the excessive amount of watching your videos that I have done, I have increased my vocabulary to include the words "yeet" and "bork" in my daily doings. Keep up the good work in exploiting the world of games and if you keep using fantastical words, I will keep on spreading the gospel of the Spiff.

  • @EclipseClemens
    @EclipseClemens 3 роки тому +3

    I have played it, and I even enjoyed it. It could do without the deck building, though.

  • @m4c0br
    @m4c0br 2 місяці тому +1

    I never played Civ. But I loved to exploit the AI of any RTS I played, just like Spiff did.

  • @AlbintheOctopus
    @AlbintheOctopus 4 роки тому +5

    Hello! I hope everyone is having a good day!

  • @myname3960
    @myname3960 4 роки тому +1

    When viewing the Attenborough gif my fist thought was "What did Spiff type in google to narrow down the options to that photo?!"...Something like: Sad Attenborough, Attenborough frowning...lol. The work that went into the research had to be almost as humorous as the video itself.

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 3 роки тому +5

    I actually love AoE3.

  • @ryoumakoushiro7447
    @ryoumakoushiro7447 3 роки тому

    13:22
    That one thug somehow gives me a flash of my school life

  • @christiankirkenes5922
    @christiankirkenes5922 4 роки тому +7

    "we're going to panel beat them into the ground so hard, they're never going to play Age of Empires 3 again" Just like real life.