Dr. Mike's TERRIFYING Post Workout Meal | Dr. Mike's Kitchen EP 1

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  • @SFRB1187
    @SFRB1187 3 роки тому +1991

    Dr. Mike has really elevated sarcasm and hyperbole into an art form.

    • @xX_dash_Xx
      @xX_dash_Xx Рік тому +21

      the opposite of anabolic is hyperbolic

    • @harinkamaragoda
      @harinkamaragoda Рік тому +8

      This is some stage 3 sarcasm only reserved for the experts of the internet

    • @icingcake
      @icingcake 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zsahe21
      @zsahe21 10 місяців тому +1

      I love it.

    • @3pacz
      @3pacz 10 місяців тому

      He always looks like He really wants to show you his penis in a non sexual funny bratty way

  • @natebackunbroken
    @natebackunbroken 3 роки тому +990

    *Yesterday*
    Mike: “The UA-cam algorithm doesnt like when I swear”
    *Today*
    Mike: “Im a fucking award winning chef... from France”

    • @silvergarza2355
      @silvergarza2355 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahaha

    • @thingX1x
      @thingX1x 3 роки тому +10

      He swore yesterday halfway through the video, lol. F**** the algorithim!

    • @aaronturkey
      @aaronturkey 3 роки тому +14

      He said the ‘F’ word... ‘France’

    • @marijnjanssen4736
      @marijnjanssen4736 3 роки тому +2

      Haha Indeed, youtube be like: You can't say France!!

    • @ktcarl
      @ktcarl 6 місяців тому +2

      I guess we have to pardon his French.

  • @btg49
    @btg49 3 роки тому +897

    Dr. Mike's voice and tonality is so great for education and breaking down concepts simply in a very approachable manner, and when he uses that same tone sarcastically for humor its almost terrifying how stable his delivery is.

    • @TitanFM
      @TitanFM 3 роки тому +44

      His intonation when describing how the microwave affects the rice is legit the same way he explains nearly any real information and its surreal

    • @mpowerewd22
      @mpowerewd22 2 роки тому +8

      The trait of every good con man is the ability to speak with absolute confidence regardless of what's said.

    • @emberjaxx585
      @emberjaxx585 2 роки тому +3

      He’s honestly hilarious

  • @matthewm3769
    @matthewm3769 3 роки тому +663

    Gordon Ramsey is sweating cus he knows his job is at risk

    • @kalju
      @kalju 3 роки тому +1

      they could do a swearing battle, "Cook off / f*ck off" though we already know who would clean it (

    • @steveloge8119
      @steveloge8119 3 роки тому +7

      Gordon Ramsey has been REEEEEAAAAL quiet since this dropped

    • @Cynshee55
      @Cynshee55 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

    • @KaiWatson
      @KaiWatson Місяць тому

      Marco Pierre White recently said that, "he's not a real gastronomist" and he's considering conceding his Michelin stars to Mike as, "he's a better man than I."

  • @SONSONPAUL
    @SONSONPAUL 3 роки тому +750

    Just when you thought Mike couldn't out do himself, he fucking did.

  • @vasilzhiliev6057
    @vasilzhiliev6057 3 роки тому +595

    This is gonna be a super hype series

  • @skinny_sam
    @skinny_sam 3 роки тому +297

    As a french dude: I can confirm that Dr.Mike is a superstar here and considered the GOD of cuisine.

  • @joosewv
    @joosewv 3 роки тому +124

    The mixture of comedy and actual useful information is a combination almost as exquisite as Chef Mike's cooking

  • @purplecircle7413
    @purplecircle7413 3 роки тому +460

    “It’s whatever Jared buys, and I steal from him”

    • @StellarPlagues
      @StellarPlagues 3 роки тому +12

      I lost my shit.

    • @Camarija
      @Camarija 3 роки тому +3

      Had to pause the video to find this in the comments! LMFAO

    • @KootBear
      @KootBear 10 місяців тому +1

      lool

    • @hurpaderpp
      @hurpaderpp Місяць тому

      imagine your dad being 5 foot 1 and jacked as fuark

  • @coke8077
    @coke8077 2 роки тому +40

    Just a tip when you’re reheating rice, put a small cup of water in the microwave with the rice and it will rehydrate the rice and make it 10 times better.

  • @shakeeljessa9619
    @shakeeljessa9619 3 роки тому +93

    This has got to be my favorite RP video yet. Absolute gold.

  • @CarrieCole09
    @CarrieCole09 Рік тому +52

    I have been on a ridiculous RP binge over the last week. Many times, I have LOL'd, but this one is THE BEST!😂

    • @thnkr-jl7hw
      @thnkr-jl7hw 9 місяців тому +2

      Going through the same right now

  • @DrSwole
    @DrSwole 3 роки тому +42

    The intro killed me 😂

  • @rohantohaan8684
    @rohantohaan8684 3 роки тому +91

    Damn don't mind me I'd watch Dr Mike's kitchen religiously!

  • @Balakay_Adkins
    @Balakay_Adkins 3 роки тому +100

    I died laughing when he said "it's whatever Jared buys, and I steal from him"

  • @shanegeary
    @shanegeary 3 роки тому +154

    "My wife likes chunks of powder still in there, but since I'm not a wild animal....."

  • @rjjoat6609
    @rjjoat6609 3 роки тому +259

    Dr. Mike, how can I tell whether I’m a novice, intermediate, or advanced eater?

    • @cowboy_henk
      @cowboy_henk 3 роки тому +45

      You're no longer a novice when your newbie bloat plateaus

    • @NotTodayBud
      @NotTodayBud 3 роки тому +22

      When you are advanced you are bloated 24/7

    • @sergio1503
      @sergio1503 3 роки тому +2

      Give me award winning head and I’ll tell you

    • @pritok6
      @pritok6 3 роки тому +5

      basically how long it takes you to do the progress. if you can progress from training to training (or from week to week) you are in the phase of novice gains. As an intermmediate you need to use at least som kind of periodization to see progress in your results. and as advanced lifter you need to do fucking program half the year in advance to make any progress :D Basically if you can lineary progress for years and to be bigger and stronger than most people and still be in novice phase Its very individual.
      of course there are strength standards for each phase also. But if you train purely for hypertrophy its not that easy to determine your 1 RM to get som useful data.

    • @cowboy_henk
      @cowboy_henk 3 роки тому +12

      @@pritok6 it was very kind of you to type all that out, but you should reread the post you're responding to :D

  • @Nerdybdirty
    @Nerdybdirty 3 роки тому +16

    "Don't tell my nutritionist"... shit killed me😂

  • @mthslzztt7468
    @mthslzztt7468 3 роки тому +20

    This is literally the best fitness video on youtube.

  • @franciscobautista1831
    @franciscobautista1831 3 роки тому +5

    Please keep these videos coming Dr. Mike. These are by far my favorite videos.

  • @poupetteshuriken8664
    @poupetteshuriken8664 3 роки тому +25

    As a french... hairdresser but still french, I can confirm that this meal is France approuv! That's Cuisine, félicitations au chef (congrats to the chef) 😉👍🏼

  • @savagejack9085
    @savagejack9085 3 роки тому +81

    Can't wait for the Greg Doucette diet review video lol

    • @sonmohikan5964
      @sonmohikan5964 3 роки тому +2

      Broo ı know right, he is gonna make a video on it for sure

    • @Msreesaranyan
      @Msreesaranyan 3 роки тому +8

      Waiting for the day for him to make his 'own' content

    • @giovannigiorgio8664
      @giovannigiorgio8664 3 роки тому +6

      One day in the YT world you idiots will stop mentioning that morons name

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 роки тому +1

      gshred

    • @trailerparkboys3390
      @trailerparkboys3390 2 роки тому

      He wil join rather then judge

  • @roysdonjr
    @roysdonjr 3 роки тому +71

    “Dymatize is a fine brand. It’s whatever Jared buys and I steal from him.” A great quote.

  • @IkariTheWraith
    @IkariTheWraith 3 роки тому +88

    Dr. Mike is giving us an April Fools' joke disguised as a Christmas present for Valentine's day.

  • @Gabiethemighty
    @Gabiethemighty 9 місяців тому +14

    The fact that the name Chef Mike works for both the Microwave and Dr.Mike is just a cherry on top

  • @Xendrius
    @Xendrius 9 місяців тому +9

    my favorite cook, gynecologist, and personal trainer.

  • @spencershelton2092
    @spencershelton2092 3 роки тому +17

    “BC I’m a fcking award winning chef...from France”
    This is perfect for all of those who thought he ate magical foods to get his gainz. Simplicity blended with creativity at its finest.

  • @NiSE_Rafter
    @NiSE_Rafter 3 роки тому +25

    I've been using seasoning salt for a good chunk of my meals for the last couple years. It's just so much easier than doing "a little of this, a little of that" with seasonings.

  • @LucrativeMath
    @LucrativeMath 3 роки тому +6

    I absolutely cannot wait for the cookbook. It will be a game changer, no doubt.

  • @TheGusHandler
    @TheGusHandler 3 роки тому +14

    Chef Mike is my favorite Chef. I trust him because he is a Doctor.

  • @hectordanielambrizvillalob3926
    @hectordanielambrizvillalob3926 3 роки тому +10

    The level of sarcasm of Mike just made my day !! :D

  • @AgentBlaqk
    @AgentBlaqk 3 роки тому +2

    This is the greatest cooking video I have ever seen. Finally a real chef.

  • @zarathustrasmonky
    @zarathustrasmonky 3 роки тому +4

    The music is spot on. Solid editing. Thanks for the entertaining content.

  • @tylerhebert8237
    @tylerhebert8237 3 роки тому +11

    I knew this would be good when I saw "HACK" in the title. I just finished a cut where some days I had 190g of Carbs. Seeing that amount all in one bowl makes me really excited for the my mass phase in the next couple of months.

  • @julioguadalupe6935
    @julioguadalupe6935 3 роки тому +4

    Dr. Mike! Fun video, sir. Your content is always informative and usually gives me a few chuckles. I know you have a lot of experience to offer on dieting strategy so I wouldn’t mind more videos like this. Thanks for laugh and the culinary inspiration. 😂

  • @ct5589
    @ct5589 2 роки тому +8

    I feel you Chef Mike. I went to culinary school as well, and worked as a chef for a long time before becoming a GM of a corporate restaurant entity. It's a common misconception that because someone was a chef, that every meal they cook is some 7 course ridiculously intricate gourmet mind-blowing feat... let's blame the food network.. I microwave instant rice and eat scrambled eggs almost everyday. Sometimes i eat a cold johnsonville brat.

  • @jjabrony1973
    @jjabrony1973 9 місяців тому +9

    Mike, this is a culinary hate crime

  • @VanHalenSoloman
    @VanHalenSoloman 3 роки тому +10

    Looking forward to the next upload of the best cooking show on the internet.

  • @hamm0155
    @hamm0155 3 роки тому +2

    I love the follow-through on this concept!

  • @arseniodelgado5940
    @arseniodelgado5940 3 роки тому

    I was so mad at the lack of flavor and cooking... but the genius of this video was just superb... BRAVO!!!

  • @robertchang8366
    @robertchang8366 3 роки тому +15

    mike never changed his diet since college

  • @Dudeatrix
    @Dudeatrix 3 роки тому +6

    The whole microwave layer explication is amazing

  • @carlinberg
    @carlinberg 2 роки тому

    This is so amazing! We need more cooking with Dr Mike

  • @luigiciotola91
    @luigiciotola91 2 роки тому

    DR.MIKE I've been following you for a week and it was enough for you to become my idol. Love you ❤️

  • @JustenHarden
    @JustenHarden 3 роки тому +3

    This man makes me laugh out loud. I love you, Doc

  • @jamesross4350
    @jamesross4350 3 роки тому +9

    I fuckin love this. Precision layering; dumps bag.

  • @sn00dles83
    @sn00dles83 3 роки тому

    Im loving this channel more with every video I watch

  • @Kuroya
    @Kuroya 3 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad I subscribed lol. More authentic elegant workout meals!!!!

  • @PornEqualsHappiness
    @PornEqualsHappiness 3 роки тому +3

    This was exactly what I thought it would be and I couldn't be any happier! 😂

  • @ghfjfghjasdfasdf
    @ghfjfghjasdfasdf 3 роки тому +3

    This channel is a treasure. ❤️

  • @ansh_hoon_main
    @ansh_hoon_main Рік тому +1

    I did not know how badly i needed this video, thank you

  • @dtrain2829
    @dtrain2829 3 роки тому +1

    I can’t wait for the cooking book . This was very entertaining.

  • @enoclafyeoj10
    @enoclafyeoj10 3 роки тому +4

    this was great lol! I'd love to see more meals! Breakfast next!

  • @shmuckling
    @shmuckling 3 роки тому +14

    This better be the most shared RP video EVER! This thing is about to blow up, mark my words! :D

  • @WilliamusTrades
    @WilliamusTrades Рік тому

    Dear Dr Mike: I love your big personality, man. I was watching a few of your videos, and I kinda just surfed onto this video, and it was a ton of fun, and, the casein protein pudding @7:00 was a huge bonus

  • @amurderone
    @amurderone 3 роки тому

    This made me so happy. I love Dr. Mike.

  • @wizardgamer131
    @wizardgamer131 3 роки тому +14

    Hitting the algorithm hard with that title

    • @NoRespect4Uok
      @NoRespect4Uok 3 роки тому +1

      Hack, Anabolic, CAPITALS?! To the moon with that SEO!

  • @keithwald5349
    @keithwald5349 3 роки тому +66

    Dr. Mike, I get my rice and pasta in bulk from a warehouse store, which is great for the price savings. But I notice they are really hard and crunchy and have no flavor. Is there some preparation step I'm missing before I eat them?

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro 2 роки тому +23

      I have the same problem. I heard someone say something about putting rice in water, and somehow making it bubble with extreme heat, and then the water is supposedly gone after a while. Sounds like a waste of time to me, why add water if you don't want it anyway?

    • @richcook2007
      @richcook2007 Рік тому

      Get a rice cooker.

    • @andrewkurtz737
      @andrewkurtz737 Рік тому +2

      @@richcook2007 Holy shit I'm 43 and just found out about these!!!! I am officially the greatest Rice cooker of all time lmao!

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 8 місяців тому

      Wait. Bodybuilders don't know about rice cookers? You can even make rice and chicken dishes together.

  • @gazsogergely1294
    @gazsogergely1294 8 місяців тому +2

    god i love it.
    i always thought there must be an other way, not like eating from a plastic bowl till u get tired of living. but no, there is not. thank you for the certainty and stability you bring Dr. Mike!

  • @markbills4122
    @markbills4122 3 роки тому +1

    This is the best cooking show I have ever seen!!

  • @azozfs5330
    @azozfs5330 3 роки тому +8

    I swear to god Dr.Mike is about the funniest guy i’ve ever seen lol

  • @kieran4003
    @kieran4003 3 роки тому +17

    The way the Rice a Toni bounced Off the Other Rice killed me.

  • @madhavagarwal8122
    @madhavagarwal8122 3 роки тому

    Mike you outdid yourself on this one. RP deserves at least 5M subscribers

  • @DawsonLongroyd
    @DawsonLongroyd 3 роки тому +1

    I really needed this in my life today

  • @sumdudenorris106
    @sumdudenorris106 3 роки тому +6

    Dr. Mike FINALLY showed us his casein pudding recipe. I never thought he would reveal it

  • @NightWindsMusic
    @NightWindsMusic 3 роки тому +7

    “You guys ready for this artistry?” Lmao

  • @AndyVampified
    @AndyVampified 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so happy to see Mr. Clean teaching revolutionary cooking techniques.

  • @drathmor1401
    @drathmor1401 Місяць тому

    Dr Mike, That intro, lol so good! had me laughing about that for several mins. great vid as usual brother

  • @mphughes256
    @mphughes256 3 роки тому +9

    mind food connection

  • @Ericliaoo
    @Ericliaoo 3 роки тому +9

    Wow, that meal looks like it should get 3 Michelin stars. Chef Mike is a culinary genius 🔥

  • @gedeongatchessi7701
    @gedeongatchessi7701 3 роки тому

    Okay this was both funny asf and super helpful. Great content, sir!

  • @patrickwilliams9916
    @patrickwilliams9916 2 роки тому

    Pharm to Table cuisine, love it Doctor Mike!!!

  • @ershad559
    @ershad559 3 роки тому +36

    This is all we want kitchen stuff.

    • @KenanTurkiye
      @KenanTurkiye 3 роки тому +2

      Followed by knitting your tank tops? o_0
      :)

  • @mohitverma3553
    @mohitverma3553 3 роки тому +8

    "You can always add more water but you can't take water away" -Dr Mike 2021

  • @jkoreosrock
    @jkoreosrock 3 роки тому

    the intro, the music, EVERYTHING. i love all of this LOL

  • @lukewood7364
    @lukewood7364 2 роки тому +2

    PLEASE make more of these videos. Hilarious.

  • @NoRespect4Uok
    @NoRespect4Uok 3 роки тому +10

    Greg Douchette vs Dr. Mike, cook off edition.

  • @Jmastroni1981
    @Jmastroni1981 10 місяців тому +3

    Dr. Mike you need new appliances. 1980 called they want them back 😆😆😆

  • @tymontymanski7434
    @tymontymanski7434 3 роки тому

    Funny as hell. I really appreciate the work you put in this material.

  • @DanielChamberlain2023
    @DanielChamberlain2023 11 місяців тому

    That was amazing, love the humor.

  • @mahlord4466
    @mahlord4466 3 роки тому +16

    "I dont like chemicals touch my body" - Dr Mike still nattier than Rich Piana

  • @ionvash
    @ionvash 9 місяців тому +5

    Nice to see even a successful, adult man like Dr. Mike still cooks and eats in a "Whatever gets the macros right" way. As I expect many of us do... So relatable!
    And the bloopers at the end, what a treat. Favorite RP video to date!! XD

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat 8 місяців тому

      Still quality food tho…

    • @ionvash
      @ionvash 8 місяців тому

      @@whointhewhat Of course but there are fancier and tastier ways to cook the same quality food and Mike doesn't seem to care about that which is what I find relatable.

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ionvash tbh it has to be edible not highly flavored because it would be hard to want to stop eating it (on a cut) which he said in a video

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ionvash you’re right, I agree with you btw. Even tho I’m vegan I “ season” my food similarly, which means not that much at all 😂

    • @ionvash
      @ionvash 8 місяців тому +1

      @@whointhewhat oh yeah I totally get it. It's much easier not to binge when the food is just serviceable haha

  • @dubson965
    @dubson965 3 роки тому

    props, Mike. you are actually hilarious as hell. thanks for the video, it had good tips and was very funny.

  • @bolutt
    @bolutt 5 місяців тому

    The BEST Dr. Mike video of them all!! F’ing hilarious…and educational!

  • @ymscottie
    @ymscottie 3 роки тому +20

    Dr. Mike looking like he's gonna burst out laughing at any moment

  • @johannesspringinsfeld6381
    @johannesspringinsfeld6381 3 роки тому +47

    too much seasoning on that chicken breast. 1/10, not bland enough

    • @JD83000
      @JD83000 3 роки тому +4

      Coach Blaha would agree.
      No seasoning.
      No spices.
      No salt.
      No life.

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 3 роки тому +5

      @@JD83000 no muscle mass
      no girlfriend
      no money left from all the PEDs that led to
      no strength

  • @MindBodyWhole
    @MindBodyWhole 3 роки тому

    Mike, I really didn’t expect this 😳 your sarcasm is neat level. Pure hilarity.

  • @juwadanah
    @juwadanah 11 місяців тому

    This video was amazing please re vitalize the series!

  • @FrisbeeeNick
    @FrisbeeeNick 3 роки тому +5

    This video had me dying 😂😂

  • @DrewPWebos
    @DrewPWebos 3 роки тому +15

    Is that Chicken or Styrofoam?

    • @Crocodile500
      @Crocodile500 Місяць тому +1

      No, it's gelly melted plastic with spices

    • @Crocodile500
      @Crocodile500 Місяць тому +3

      Expiry date:
      3 000 AC

  • @briand513
    @briand513 3 роки тому

    Going to need a series of these

  • @andrewkurtz737
    @andrewkurtz737 Рік тому +1

    I can't believe someone as cool as Dr Mike could have the same cooking style as me?!?! Favorite RP video ever hahahaha!!

  • @FrisbeeeNick
    @FrisbeeeNick 3 роки тому +45

    "I don't eat chemicals"
    Puts Rice a Roni in bowl

    • @steven1813
      @steven1813 3 роки тому +5

      Lol the joke is that organic isn't chemikill free.

  • @NickLuceyUK
    @NickLuceyUK 3 роки тому +7

    Chuck a tablespoon of nandos sauce in there. 15cals. You’re welcome.

  • @MrAaronkny
    @MrAaronkny Місяць тому

    This dude is killing me😂 keep the bangers coming Dr. Mike!

  • @StrengthHacksCoaching
    @StrengthHacksCoaching 3 роки тому +2

    Funniest youtube video I have seen in a while! I hope this series continues

  • @NattyNarwhaal
    @NattyNarwhaal 4 місяці тому +3

    That was way worse than I expected

  • @nogheadz4987
    @nogheadz4987 3 роки тому +6

    Dr. Mike, I hope you are prepared for the montage I’m about to make.
    Nay, I hope the world is prepared

  • @Panos__
    @Panos__ 3 роки тому

    Intellectual behemoth. From delivering lectures in phase potentiation to this hahahah.
    Absolutely love this guy. The real deal
    Welcome to UA-cam RP. Time to get to the algorithm working, Greg doucette fashion

  • @peterJOACHIM01238754
    @peterJOACHIM01238754 3 роки тому

    I didnt know i need this but i do!! love it