Every Single Time Telesto BROKE Destiny

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  • @evanf1997
    @evanf1997  3 роки тому +823

    Listen guys.. I know there will be a part two eventually, but for now, these are the bugs! Love all of you supporting the videos, can't say it enough

    • @tboytheasian7894
      @tboytheasian7894 3 роки тому +6

      Part 2 is coming in 2 days when it breaks the game again somehow

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe if it doesn't get removed altogether

    • @sircosta6200
      @sircosta6200 3 роки тому +1

      Killing Calus whith telesto bolts attached to a player😂😂😂😂

    • @gregoryspero8140
      @gregoryspero8140 3 роки тому

      I'd like you ti make a video on all the Destiny weapon foundries!, I haven't seen anyone make a video in Destiny2!!

    • @Jkikmi
      @Jkikmi 3 роки тому

      Clip the first 35 seconds = #MOTW

  • @404Potato
    @404Potato 3 роки тому +1681

    Telesto is like that one cousin you hear crazy storys about and every now and then you get to be with them on one their crazy journeys

    • @jibbily27
      @jibbily27 3 роки тому +26

      So relatable, I started destiny towards the end of season of the splicer
      So I've heard a lot that I didn't get to experience

    • @mmm-et2vf
      @mmm-et2vf 3 роки тому +15

      @@jibbily27 back in my day

    • @sasugayuchitard5400
      @sasugayuchitard5400 3 роки тому +9

      Ellis left 4 dead is telesto

    • @mmm-et2vf
      @mmm-et2vf 3 роки тому +3

      It's oryx 🤭

    • @chrislangton4662
      @chrislangton4662 3 роки тому +1

      @@jibbily27 ua-cam.com/video/HIcSWuKMwOw/v-deo.html

  • @pratham6412
    @pratham6412 3 роки тому +1227

    When people don't understand something in Hollywood: QUANTUM
    When people don't understand something in destiny: PARACAUSAL

    • @MrAddsen
      @MrAddsen 3 роки тому +98

      Paracausal is better because it's something that actually breaks the laws of physics, the same goes for ontological

    • @Ylaiah
      @Ylaiah 3 роки тому +21

      @@MrAddsen yissss. Movies can’t say it though because the characters need to act like they know what’s going on

    • @proteg30
      @proteg30 3 роки тому +19

      @@Ylaiah "Quantum Physics" - Tony Stark
      Apparently every person who can say that is the smartest person in the movie. Which they didn't even label the study correctly (Quantum Mechanics)

    • @f.p.5410
      @f.p.5410 3 роки тому +14

      @@proteg30 Quantum physics is perfectly correct, it refers to all physical theories concerning the behaviour of the extremely small.
      Quantum field theory, for example, would be considered part of quantum physics but not of quantum mechanics.

    • @JuanPalomoM
      @JuanPalomoM 3 роки тому +1

      When someone doesn’t understand something irl: PARKOUR

  • @darthball2723
    @darthball2723 3 роки тому +1640

    Bungie: "Next Season don't worry we have a fix for Telesto once and for all...
    Just removing it all together"
    Also Bungie: "Somehow Telesto returned "

    • @Kvint-kh12345
      @Kvint-kh12345 3 роки тому +109

      "Due to unforeseen bug every gun now is a Telesto".
      Imagine if Telesto is like that SCP object, the one that's from cheesy horror movie and likes to scare people, and it's methods isn't very scary, but SCP personell has to act like they are terrified, because if they upset the object, it has potential to actually do serious damage. So right now Telesto is just a cheesy gun that sometimes breaks the game for it's dumb fun, but if Bungie will actually try to resolve the problem once and for all, it'll go rogue and overtake the game alltogether...

    • @WrathofArchon
      @WrathofArchon 3 роки тому +9

      @@Kvint-kh12345 do you know what number that is? I’ve never heard of that SCP before

    • @yaboitommm496
      @yaboitommm496 3 роки тому +7

      Somehow telesto has broken through our firewall and has returned to wreak havok upon destiny

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 3 роки тому +3

      @@WrathofArchon scp 2006 too spooky?

    • @WrathofArchon
      @WrathofArchon 3 роки тому +1

      @@johngancarcik5682 thanks man

  • @umbralelite4343
    @umbralelite4343 3 роки тому +487

    Telesto new catalyst perk - Bugged Armaments: Telesto has a 90% chance to have a new effect each update/hotfix. Effects can be: Orb generation, game crashes, projectiles counting as enemies for various effects, etc.

    • @Worn_Guide
      @Worn_Guide 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, there was a patch were you could trigger Rampage on telesto orbs?

    • @devilghostface8798
      @devilghostface8798 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @KnightTheKnight
      @KnightTheKnight 3 роки тому +8

      Telesto is the weapon that defyies natural laws in destiny, a great example is its infinite range

    • @tryy22
      @tryy22 3 роки тому +2

      Telesto multi tool

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 3 роки тому

      Lmao! This sounds like an scp at this point. Implemented inside of destiny 2.

  • @essenel
    @essenel 3 роки тому +575

    i genuinely think bungie have a "disable telesto" button in their HQ

    • @eliaspanayi3465
      @eliaspanayi3465 3 роки тому +55

      It is of course a giant red button with a glass cover that you need to smash with a hammer

    • @epilepsyinc6790
      @epilepsyinc6790 3 роки тому +47

      @@eliaspanayi3465 that's quite a lot of wasted glass

    • @XKEVIN9
      @XKEVIN9 3 роки тому +7

      it musta be a peddle that will activate by steppin on it!

    • @cosmicsloth5002
      @cosmicsloth5002 3 роки тому +3

      Probably have to at this point.

    • @MrSoresu
      @MrSoresu 3 роки тому +8

      @@epilepsyinc6790 Can't be too bad considering we have a whole Vault of it.

  • @MANABEANS_YOUTUBE
    @MANABEANS_YOUTUBE 3 роки тому +332

    I can imagine Bungie having a separate team who's sole purpose is to fix Telesto.
    **Telesto breaks again**
    Devs: "Oh god DAMMIT!!!"

    • @Capdollar
      @Capdollar 3 роки тому +11

      At this point i think they intentionally add "features" to me

    • @cheemsthygunexpert1525
      @cheemsthygunexpert1525 3 роки тому +2

      @@Capdollar hello mate how's the archive bee?

  • @ViralN9
    @ViralN9 3 роки тому +167

    Considering that Bungie sometimes takes the community into account when it comes to lore, I'm surprised there hasn't been a mention of Telesto's weirdness in lore yet.

  • @te-les-go8834
    @te-les-go8834 3 роки тому +430

    A true honor to be documented by Evan himself.

  • @kingjezza6567
    @kingjezza6567 3 роки тому +413

    I would find it rather hilarious if Savathun can only be damaged by Telesto

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 3 роки тому +32

      But the new Telesto bug causes the game to crash. Hence: making Savathun unkillable

    • @mistakenotou7681
      @mistakenotou7681 3 роки тому +13

      Telesto is known to kill bosses in immune phases.

  • @DaFr3m0n
    @DaFr3m0n 3 роки тому +100

    You missed the menagerie gauntlet cheese, where firing telesto bolts over the finishing line counted as guardians passing over it. The encounter would finish faster and would allow for a flawless triumph without any risk

    • @shiisa116
      @shiisa116 3 роки тому +9

      Came here looking for this, thanks. It also worked the same way for the Gauntlet encounter in the Leviathan raid, easiest way to get the triumph there, too

    • @boochieboofer
      @boochieboofer 3 роки тому +8

      It's weird cuz he included footage of it in the intro but didn't talk about it at all in the video.

    • @classifiedit5892
      @classifiedit5892 3 роки тому +1

      Worked for granades too

  • @evo3481
    @evo3481 3 роки тому +89

    gjallarhorn the strongest weapon in destiny, telesto the most bugged weapon in destiny. It has its own legacy in the franchise telesto.

    • @torunsmok5890
      @torunsmok5890 3 роки тому +2

      Nerf model of telesto when?

    • @eclipsedigi
      @eclipsedigi 3 роки тому +1

      @@torunsmok5890 to be announced brother.

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 3 роки тому +113

    Savathun: "Now look down at that little gun in your hands and tell me: What do you think your going to do with that thing?"
    Telesto owners: Break the god damn universe open.

    • @kyraflick75
      @kyraflick75 2 роки тому +4

      and thats how eternity and the paraverse were created

  • @sakurawind6375
    @sakurawind6375 3 роки тому +142

    I’m just saying that at this point, having Pocket Infinity in the game might’ve been less problematic than Telesto.

    • @Anomaly-uz9pr
      @Anomaly-uz9pr 3 роки тому +11

      Don’t give me nightmares of pocket infinity

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 3 роки тому +19

      Make it a heavy weapon. That should reduce risk of breaking the game.

    • @tritan1310
      @tritan1310 3 роки тому +3

      I've been told they tried to bring it back but it crashed the sandbox so they just gave up.
      Not sure if true but I wouldn't be surprised

    • @lilhaloturtle
      @lilhaloturtle 3 роки тому +2

      wouldnt merciless fit that role or am I just stupjd

    • @animentamaxarius3931
      @animentamaxarius3931 3 роки тому +3

      @@lilhaloturtle Merciless is just worse pocket infinity. That's another reason to never add PI back, as it'll just completely negate in reason to use merciless.

  • @acai4171
    @acai4171 3 роки тому +74

    "When all other bugs are patched, Telesto will remain."
    Bro that shit was poetic af

  • @notDestroyer
    @notDestroyer 3 роки тому +171

    Title idea: “Every single time telesto has broken the game… so far”

    • @nebs9798
      @nebs9798 3 роки тому +4

      One month later and it broke the game again.... in 2 ways at once as well

    • @notDestroyer
      @notDestroyer 3 роки тому +2

      @@nebs9798 it’s back baby

  • @vannak139
    @vannak139 3 роки тому +54

    If you caught me rocking witherhord these last two weeks in trials I promise it was only because telesto was disabled, and it'll be worse next time.

  • @camojg2272
    @camojg2272 3 роки тому +52

    I’ve had a bug with Telesto that hasn’t been found actually, I get kills with it in PvP. Clearly that’s unintended as I’m the designated Crucible punching bag for enemy teams

    • @fsmith45
      @fsmith45 3 роки тому

      Same. The only thing that I can survive an encounter with is Drang

  • @Ctar99n
    @Ctar99n 3 роки тому +57

    Bungie should start adding "Removed Telesto again" to patch notes without actually removing it xD

    • @killerjoshy863
      @killerjoshy863 3 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 3 роки тому +7

      Literally make it the "removed herobrine" of destiny, even if it's not in, put "removed telesto again" in the patch notes

    • @Frog-Shaped-Slime
      @Frog-Shaped-Slime 3 роки тому +1

      April Fools they do this but buff the telescope

  • @ryan.1990
    @ryan.1990 3 роки тому +121

    I remember finding this randomly a year ago and thinking "huh, cool little gun. Great for ad clearing." I didn't realize it was so infamous 😂

    • @johnprice6271
      @johnprice6271 3 роки тому +2

      You too, huh?

    • @randomviewer6244
      @randomviewer6244 3 роки тому +2

      Yo same

    • @ikrEli
      @ikrEli 3 роки тому +1

      same i just discovered all of this now 😂

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 2 роки тому +1

      I got it randomly from Xur when I got my Trinity Ghoul (when I was new) and the clan I joined blew up that I got my hands on it

  • @yroman11
    @yroman11 3 роки тому +53

    Telesto is a force of nature, unstoppable. Telesto is the "embodiment" of everything a bug can possibly hope to achieve. Telesto is unbugable.

    • @Capdollar
      @Capdollar 3 роки тому +8

      I am inevitable

    • @jaecelo
      @jaecelo 3 роки тому +3

      @@Capdollar you're thanos's favorite & least favorite weapon

  • @kingjairiya1445
    @kingjairiya1445 3 роки тому +43

    Bug number 27:
    Attach telesto bolts onto someone and they achieve God mode
    Edit: telesto is unstoppable at this point and has broken the game 3 more times

    • @SplicerOtter
      @SplicerOtter 2 роки тому +2

      Update, 4 crashes your game because banshee holds it in the tower

  • @aapur
    @aapur 3 роки тому +23

    I'm 100% sure that Bungie has a "Telesto is Broken Again" panic button in the office that will disable it if pressed. Just a big red button that everyone knows what does

  • @peter2kx
    @peter2kx 3 роки тому +33

    Bungie just needs to hire a telesto guy who’s only job is to use telesto and attempts to break the game so Bungie could fix it before every season from now on.

    • @Capdollar
      @Capdollar 3 роки тому +5

      Oh you fool I have an inside guy that helps me gain power every season

    • @polinttalu7102
      @polinttalu7102 3 роки тому +2

      I'd be happy

  • @bobisconsumed520
    @bobisconsumed520 3 роки тому +52

    Telesto has ascended into an ontological meme unto itself

  • @GloverGaming3
    @GloverGaming3 3 роки тому +45

    Telesto is the entity that commands that darkness. But seriously, how is this video only 25 min? Lol

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 3 роки тому +134

    Finally! As a blueberry, I don't know why veterans run away every time I mention the telesto

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @simmo1870
      @simmo1870 3 роки тому +5

      the besto will be the end of all things

    • @Capdollar
      @Capdollar 3 роки тому +8

      Keep spreading the word of the besto

    • @thetuerk
      @thetuerk 3 роки тому +2

      @@Capdollar :o

  • @CreateToAchieve
    @CreateToAchieve 3 роки тому +37

    Your videos are my safe place, man. But i’m missing one. The reason I got back into Destiny: Izanagi’s Burden. That quest took me months to complete and I know you’ll do it’s story justice with the meta and RNG. I know you said you’d make one a long time ago but I can’t wait anymore. It’s a story i’ve been waiting so long for you to tell. You’re an S+ tier Destiny youtuber. Thank you!

  • @danieldragotti2608
    @danieldragotti2608 3 роки тому +9

    And telesto in record time of 5 hours got a new bug after the old was fixed

  • @slithimsethura4606
    @slithimsethura4606 3 роки тому +30

    Update: telesto literally brought itself into the game after being disabled

  • @hihowubduin
    @hihowubduin 3 роки тому +11

    Bungie: We made Telesto orbs be indestructible for friendly fire.
    Telesto: *30 freaking minutes later* Hey yeah so I decided to bounce literally supers off my orbs now, that ok with you right?

  • @ablueguy5867
    @ablueguy5867 3 роки тому +4

    as you may know, it was disabled and it re enabled itself in the same day

  • @ArcticWolfOfficial
    @ArcticWolfOfficial 3 роки тому +4

    14:36 I’ll give someone an honorary medal for outstanding nostalgia if they can name what game the song in the background is from

  • @MythicMagus
    @MythicMagus 3 роки тому +18

    All of these really make me wonder why Telesto's bolts count as enemies in the first place.

    • @ebonslayer3321
      @ebonslayer3321 3 роки тому +8

      You can shoot them to make them explode, and they detonate each other in a chain reaction. Presumably they require a hit event available to the enemy type for this.

    • @saintyboi9258
      @saintyboi9258 2 місяці тому

      The enemy of Bungie

  • @karik45678
    @karik45678 3 роки тому +17

    imagine fighting against savathun and she has the OG telesto that would be a true raid boss

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 2 роки тому +1

      Every time she fires there is a 100% chance of a bug to appear resulting in complete chaos on your team with a 50% chance to return you to orbit having to start the whole raid again

  • @noelleonhart
    @noelleonhart 4 місяці тому +1

    Now with The Final Shape being released, it's wild that in the intro he calls it "The Final Shape" as the name for the new expansion hadn't been announced yet. Crazy.

  • @WanBelltrum
    @WanBelltrum 3 роки тому +19

    " goes by many names"
    Gives only two names lol

    • @N5D-N1
      @N5D-N1 3 роки тому

      Like your montage

    • @Nevet1987
      @Nevet1987 3 роки тому +4

      Not gonna lie, was waiting for "Molesto"

    • @ccBAZZ
      @ccBAZZ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nevet1987 as a spanish speaker i aprobe

  • @yabbalangris9859
    @yabbalangris9859 3 роки тому +4

    2 bug that I know have, have been found since this video released:
    1: The telesto explosion bullets had the ability to block hunter golden gun
    2: It somehow un-banned itself from pvp

    • @olegazavr5141
      @olegazavr5141 3 роки тому +1

      It's Just starting to become self aware

    • @exmachina1405
      @exmachina1405 3 роки тому

      Wait, it unbanned itself? It's starting to learn

    • @yabbalangris9859
      @yabbalangris9859 3 роки тому

      @@exmachina1405 yeah it unbanned itself for a few hours in PVP

    • @olegazavr5141
      @olegazavr5141 3 роки тому

      @@exmachina1405 That is correct. On a previous week Bungie banned it from Osiris but people still used it.

  • @jetsofspace1646
    @jetsofspace1646 3 роки тому +3

    telesto added itself to Trials Freelance even though it was disabled in all PVP activities

  • @einschris
    @einschris 3 роки тому +3

    Well our beloved Telesto was disabled but enabled itself in freelance trials 23.10.21

  • @frydaykiller
    @frydaykiller 3 роки тому +3

    So part 2 is going to come out real quick at the rate telesto find ways and zur woke up and chose violence a few weeks ago

  • @ashtonbrumbaugh6853
    @ashtonbrumbaugh6853 6 місяців тому +1

    "The Final Shape". Bro named the new season without knowing it

  • @flister8701
    @flister8701 2 роки тому +3

    Don’t forget telesto gaining sentience and un-disabling itself to literally break the game again

  • @damionstoen2596
    @damionstoen2596 3 роки тому +4

    There was a telesto bug recently where if you shot telesto at allies in crucible it could prevent damage, even golden gun wouldn't kill

  • @badsenseofdirection
    @badsenseofdirection 3 роки тому +4

    I love how Bungie put the work into trials being good with an awesome system and came down with an iron fist on anything that would even remotely show potential to ruin it

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 3 роки тому +2

    The latest Telesto bug has brought me back here.

  • @Fm_gray
    @Fm_gray 3 роки тому +5

    There is currently a bug with telesto while its disabled in all pvp activities you where actually able to bring the bugged telesto into freelance trials

  • @snowboundwhale6860
    @snowboundwhale6860 3 роки тому +2

    Telesto getting patched for one bug and causing 2+ more as a direct result of the changes in barely over a month after this video

  • @Mirvana
    @Mirvana 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly, like 95% of the more game-breaking bugs never happen if they had just programmed the Telesto bolts to be immune to all forms of friendly fire.

  • @Crackdoza_lol
    @Crackdoza_lol 3 роки тому +2

    Legend says it still is currently breaking Destiny to this day…
    No seriously it literally has an infinite explosion glitch rn. Broken asf.

  • @ronakbhakta550
    @ronakbhakta550 3 роки тому +3

    Everyone gangsta til telesto re enables itself for trials

  • @G2_Convoy
    @G2_Convoy 3 роки тому +2

    9:55 as someone whom is chronically addicted to the transformers the beast wars clip made me happy

  • @Metruzanca
    @Metruzanca 3 роки тому +2

    Telesto is disabled again for a bug (you can tank golden gun shots with it)
    Another bug caused Telesto to enable itself in specific game modes.

    • @exmachina1405
      @exmachina1405 3 роки тому

      That's not a bug, it's becoming self aware

  • @SunnySundance
    @SunnySundance 3 роки тому +3

    And then it gained sentience and reactivated itself

  • @kerbaltubehd5737
    @kerbaltubehd5737 Рік тому +1

    Let's not forget that time Telesto became sentient and took over the game for a couple of weeks

  • @alexanderchon9058
    @alexanderchon9058 3 роки тому +7

    Seeing Telesto act as Divinity brings a smile to my soul.

  • @zackphy
    @zackphy 3 роки тому +2

    Well it happened again. Telesto disabled on 10-15-21, 3 weeks after this video lol.

  • @ForgieDusker
    @ForgieDusker 3 роки тому +10

    it seems like every one of these bugs was either a graphics overload (not really avoidable) or due to the particles being counted as enemies. you'd think after all this time they'd address the root of the problem and not the symptoms, yeah? starting to think they just like to see what mayhem it causes to sate their bordeom. which, you know, i'm kind of all for. i'll just have to keep an eye on anything that sounds like it'd break the gun in the future in the hopes that i can abuse it before everyone knows about it.

    • @roguechlnchllla6564
      @roguechlnchllla6564 3 роки тому +3

      Wouldn't be surprised if telesto is a load bearing piece of code.

  • @lotharworks
    @lotharworks 3 роки тому +2

    the gun so powerful that even after the latest nerf it broke the game again in less then 24 hours

  • @justaserg1920
    @justaserg1920 3 роки тому +4

    My friend and I found out that you can't switch characters when stuck with telesto bolts... That was pretty cool.

  • @_Harvestman_
    @_Harvestman_ 2 роки тому +1

    Telesto bug fixes are starting to sound like "removed herobrine"

  • @TheNamesWolf
    @TheNamesWolf 3 роки тому +5

    Who's here after Xur just broke the game again by selling Telesto?

  • @riptidemm
    @riptidemm 3 роки тому +2

    New bug Telesto enables itself in Trials. 10/22/21.

  • @koolgamerryes8122
    @koolgamerryes8122 3 роки тому +4

    BRO SERVERS ARE DOWN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF TELESTO AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • @zatelomartin1218
    @zatelomartin1218 3 роки тому +4

    Can't believe watching this after knowing telesto unbanned itself from trials so a God mode glitch could get in

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 3 роки тому +1

      That's what Bungie gets for perma sunsetting Pocket Infinity

    • @zatelomartin1218
      @zatelomartin1218 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxisChurchDevotee facts with vital proof that infinity caused disturbance so telesto could cause chaos

  • @mr.god.complex
    @mr.god.complex 2 роки тому +4

    Who’s here after this thing literally became sentient?

  • @funyunman
    @funyunman 3 роки тому +2

    Teleso. Unbanned. Itself. Specifically only in trials... Telesto is possess or something

  • @freshmilk4631
    @freshmilk4631 3 роки тому +10

    We’ve got another one…
    Now people covered in Telesto shots will absorb a golden gun

  • @koanethompson3594
    @koanethompson3594 2 роки тому +1

    At the start of Season of the Chosen. Telesto would rip the invincibility shield in battlegrounds off and you could skip back to damage.

  • @rgnszeb123
    @rgnszeb123 3 роки тому +6

    Telesto is one of my absolute favorite exotic, I wish it wasn’t disabled half the time

  • @chingo4958
    @chingo4958 3 роки тому +1

    Newest Telesto bug, Telesto instantly kills the user behind the screen

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 3 роки тому +3

    I think between now and when this video launched, at least 7 new bugs/glitches/interactions/ect… were discovered involving Telesto.
    Edit, OK, SCRATCH THAT. Cheese Forever apparently just unveiled _13_ new glitches within 24 hours as of 8:52pm, 10/26/2021

  • @bishop_breloom
    @bishop_breloom 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t even play Destiny and I know the legacy of how broken the Telesto is.

  • @ParkerRat
    @ParkerRat 3 роки тому +8

    Love the Forcer clip almost as much as I love how broken this gun is. I also have a hard time believing Telesto was in Destiny 1 even though I played it for 4 years.

    • @Crimsomreaf5555
      @Crimsomreaf5555 3 роки тому

      It was in d1 think it was a part of an exotic quest that started with Petra or something.

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 3 роки тому

      For some reason I never used telesto in destiny 1. Don't think I liked fusions back then, for some reason. I remember using invective. Now however, I am loving telesto, and not because it breaks the game.

  • @sethseth916
    @sethseth916 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, I'm fairly certain Telesto is slowly corrupting the Tower now. Rahool's face keeps disappearing, Banshee occasionally A poses...

  • @dequariuswalker4739
    @dequariuswalker4739 3 роки тому +5

    Might need a part 2 since it's breaking the game again.

  • @jasongibson1225
    @jasongibson1225 3 роки тому +1

    That one mod that makes it so void kills result in grenade energy in synergy with Nazarec's Sin which makes it so grenade kills result in super.

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 3 роки тому +13

    Pocket Infinity: Enough! You want to seal me away forever, it's done...
    Bungie: Whatever game you are playing, it won't work... you can't defeat me!
    Pocket Infinity: Oh I know... *points to the distance* But he can!
    Telesto: *Bursts onto the scene to wreak havok*

  • @surfingxmummy
    @surfingxmummy 3 роки тому +1

    Get this, telesto broke destiny again this past week.

  • @kidEmperors
    @kidEmperors 3 роки тому +3

    Just this month there’s been like 4 or 5 more. Oh dear 😂😂

  • @corbinbenner3634
    @corbinbenner3634 2 роки тому +1

    With season 17 banshee is working on a telesto in the tower and the tower has been causing crashes.

  • @Lixney
    @Lixney 3 роки тому +4

    Welp it happened again

  • @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
    @DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 2 роки тому +1

    In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... *Telesto* .
    Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
    And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, Telesto sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
    he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
    None could stand before the horde but Telesto. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced Telesto, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at Telesto's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.
    And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned telesto in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, Telesto set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon Telesto, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of Telesto was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.

  • @abdulrgazi
    @abdulrgazi 3 роки тому +3

    At this pace, we’ll soon need a part 2! 😂

  • @xDrMayhem
    @xDrMayhem 3 роки тому +2

    PLEASE someone mention in the comments how it’s so broken that it re-enabled itself for trials

  • @FM39__
    @FM39__ 3 роки тому +19

    If this is ever time telesto broke destiny.
    Why is this video less than 24 hours.

  • @midnightcoupe228
    @midnightcoupe228 3 роки тому +1

    Ahhh... It's only been two months...and many more telesto bugs have been found

  • @dxkyoko
    @dxkyoko 3 роки тому +7

    “The besto, the bug” “the end of all things” no. “Telesticals”

  • @sultanpower55
    @sultanpower55 3 роки тому +2

    Hilarious that telesto has broken destiny multiple times since this video came out

  • @UlyssesK402
    @UlyssesK402 2 роки тому +1

    How the eff did Telesto manage to break the game WHILE IN TIME-OUT, and it was in time-out for already BREAKING THE GAME?
    You can't stop this gun.

  • @Vercetti101
    @Vercetti101 3 роки тому +2

    Telesto Armor, Today

  • @mattmusgrove143
    @mattmusgrove143 3 роки тому +1

    only the dead can know peace from this evil

  • @BounceWindu
    @BounceWindu 3 роки тому +2

    Oh how quickly this video fell behind on the glitches. Love this storyline

  • @SOFUBIS
    @SOFUBIS 3 роки тому

    7:28, love the shade being throne in the closed captions

  • @jokerswild2380
    @jokerswild2380 2 роки тому +1

    St this point, Bungie must simply accept that Telesto will break something every update.

  • @Forcer69
    @Forcer69 3 роки тому +1

    6:10 Yo, I wasn’t expecting to see my video here. That shit just made my morning

    • @evanf1997
      @evanf1997  3 роки тому

      You’re welcome, it was funny

  • @christianwatson2951
    @christianwatson2951 3 роки тому +1

    You can still get Pocket Infinity in D1. They didn't remove it. I have it.

  • @ConanTheLibrarian9287
    @ConanTheLibrarian9287 3 роки тому +2

    Now it's sentient.

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 3 роки тому +1

      Always has been since Pocket Infinity was perma sunset.

  • @711WasAPartTimeJob
    @711WasAPartTimeJob 3 роки тому +2

    *It's Back.*

  • @lotharworks
    @lotharworks 2 роки тому +1

    and our boy is still broken lol just tried shooting a nova bomb with it and the rounds will stay in the air where they hit the nova, they wont detonate it but will leave a nice little floating mine field :D