Liz Lemon's Best One-Liners

Is there a character more witty and/or ridiculous than "30 Rock" mainstay Liz Lemon? There is not. Here are her best (and nerdiest) one-liners for your viewing and listening pleasure.
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[@laurav19]

Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY

[@michaelpiazza7082]

“ why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!!” God I love Liz!!!!

[@CekaDStar]

“500 for kissing, 10,000 for snuggling end of list”

[@TheGreenBeanEnthusiast]

“I have a sims family that keeps getting murdered” I love her so much. I am a Liz Lemon in disguise

[@hebetudeattitude7430]

this is quality but what about “i support women, i’m like a human bra.”

[@xhappynonsense]

"rejection from society is what created the x-men!" ahahahahaha GOLD

[@constanzapinto7035]

what about: "One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned" so dark and genius

[@lacouerfairy]

"You're going to get me my sandwich or I'll cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin. You'll ALL have chins!"

[@alisonlevine8324]

ain't no party like a liz lemmon party cause a liz lemmon party is mandatory.

[@lisasimpson8895]

"if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't do that anymore!"

[@eoghanfeighery7383]

I'm a 🌟!

[@mikaeusbznd744]

Every line on this show is genious.

[@stevenzeoli6147]

They are such a great comedy team. “Be quiet, Lemon.”

[@OrisStories]

I lost my shit at "I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." Hahahahahahahahah

[@douglasmarquezin3575]

"Is there a character more witty and/or ridiculous than "30 Rock" mainstay Liz Lemon?"

[@Tommy-be3om]

"I was gonna take this class called "cooking for 1" but the teacher killed himself" 😭

[@d_drake]

No "I want to go to there"?

[@Linzo24]

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

[@Beuu0920]

"Two can play at that game, just like most game." 😂

[@CarolineofTheInternet]

"And by heroine, I mean lady hero. I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz." 🤣