Friend: Um Zelda what are you doing Zelda: just give me a second Friend: okay I wanted to ask you will you be my girlfriend Zelda: no the dice has spoken goodbye Friend:uh...uh...wat
I see people often commenting about how you should “bring x LP back” or “I miss when the videos were longer” or “You should play the Sims more,” but TBH I am sooooo happy you’re just putting out videos and seem to be so happy. I LOVE these BitLife and Gacha and riddle videos! Keep doing whatever fun things you want, Squasha. I think the most important thing is that you’re enjoying yourself and enjoying the content you put out. 💕💕💕
Me: Her dad died when she was 1! Thank god it's just a simulation. Also me: That's really sad, but I have something important to say. Me: No no no.... Don't. My mind: you gotta Me: no My mind: but... he was 69 years old... Me: no..n-n-nnnn... NICE
One time when I was like 5, my family and I were at a restaurant and I had gotten onion rings. Suddenly, the onion from the onion ring slipped into my throat so that half was in my mouth and the other in my throat. Whenever we were in public, I would get in trouble for being rude, so, since I didn't want to be rude, I sat in the corner of the booth, and silently choked. The strand of onion eventually got out of my throat, instead of spitting it out and telling them what happened, I swallowed it and continued eating my food. They didn't find out what happened until years later.
I'm seeing some unsettling similarities between Zelda's life choices and mine. I was never a snitch however, just too scared to break the rules myself.
I just started watching you again recently and I’m glad I did, I used to watch you when I was younger and I loved your not so berry challenge series, I think it needs a comeback! Right? 😍💕
Sasha: "We passed our drivers test! What are the odds?"
Me: well, 1 in 3 to be specific
LMAO
Ellianna Grey what dose lmao mean
Charleigh Diaz laughing my ass off
LMAO hahaha
Lmao
Daisy: *Zelda....help me*
Sasha : *sits and watch*
Also Sasha *I'm so sorry Daisy!*
Me: *the dice has spoken*
Jazzy Galaxy you can’t talk and choke
@@supersisster1099 Okie doke thanks for putting me in reality :) I mean it no sarcasm intended
Jazzy Galaxy I am sorry 😭 I didn’t want to hurt your feelings
@@supersisster1099 No no no it's fine! I tried fake choking and couldnt talk while doing it. No feelings hurt :)
ROFL!
Me : *sees title*
Also me : _someone's dying today_
Had the same thought as I barely finished reading the title, lol.
cookie cat 624 :D just like always! ;D)))
😂😂😂😂😂
Aniah Lloyd haha
@@lemonade1858 Why are you laughing about someone's death?
I saw the words Vixella and was like “ My days about to get a lot better”
My night is xD
Literally what i thought too 😂😂😂
Unlike Zelda's
Same i have had the worst day
Same
*sister chocks*
Vixella:*press sit and watch*
sister:*dies*
Vixella: omg Daisy I am sorry!
me: this is gonna be great day
haha i too watched the first twenty seconds of the video!
chokes*
It's okay.
Sasha: LOOK ZELDA 1 AND 2 IS YES 3 AND 4 IS NO
Zelda: 3 and 4 are my favorite numbers
SAD SO SAD
This was the funniest bitlife I’ve seen in a while! Loved it Sasha! 😂✨
i didn’t even see the title all i saw was “Vixella” and i clicked
Flamekeys same
Sameeeee
i saw “ your sister is choking” and i immediately clicked it.
i thought that i was the only
Same XD
We all know Zelda can’t do much, that’s why link always has to save her
Tru but what about that new game that's coming out XD
Did you-
LOL :)_)
I dont play zelda games but i use the link power up in mario maker 2 alot
I can just imagine... Zelda just walks around with a dice in her pocket and just rolls it in every conversation
Friend: Um Zelda what are you doing
Zelda: just give me a second
Friend: okay I wanted to ask you will you be my girlfriend
Zelda: no the dice has spoken goodbye
Friend:uh...uh...wat
the fact that you've been posting everyday since the start of the year is awesome uwu
I see people often commenting about how you should “bring x LP back” or “I miss when the videos were longer” or “You should play the Sims more,” but TBH I am sooooo happy you’re just putting out videos and seem to be so happy. I LOVE these BitLife and Gacha and riddle videos!
Keep doing whatever fun things you want, Squasha. I think the most important thing is that you’re enjoying yourself and enjoying the content you put out. 💕💕💕
Sister: Choking
Vixella: I'm just gonna watch her die
Girl:turning her friends against Zelda
Zelda: has no friends
Sasha: “hE dOeSnT wAnT tO bE fRiEnDs WhAt dO yOu MeAn?!!”
Me: *chokes on my food*
Liliana Ochoa just like daisy am i right
Lol, what's your name by the way...? Is it zeldas dead sister who choked?
_more than friends_
Me: Her dad died when she was 1! Thank god it's just a simulation.
Also me: That's really sad, but I have something important to say.
Me: No no no.... Don't.
My mind: you gotta
Me: no
My mind: but... he was 69 years old...
Me: no..n-n-nnnn... NICE
Lol same! XDD
Ikr I thought she would say it lmao
Oh my gosh 69 likes
I would like it but it is on 69 soo yeah
Me🤣😭🤣😭🤣
at this point whenever ‘bitlife’ is in the title, at least one person is dying🤣
"You're gonna be alone forever oh my gaaawd!"
I really don't appreciate being called out like that.
Omg rose was my favortie
The last time I was this early Vixella’s Bitlifes actually went right.
Oh wait, I was never early
Mia The Unicorn lmao
lol
Woopsies 🙊
One time when I was like 5, my family and I were at a restaurant and I had gotten onion rings. Suddenly, the onion from the onion ring slipped into my throat so that half was in my mouth and the other in my throat. Whenever we were in public, I would get in trouble for being rude, so, since I didn't want to be rude, I sat in the corner of the booth, and silently choked. The strand of onion eventually got out of my throat, instead of spitting it out and telling them what happened, I swallowed it and continued eating my food. They didn't find out what happened until years later.
omg dude you could have died! Oh geez have you ever ate onion rings since?
.........
LunaTheCat SailorMoon I love onion rings
Girl, just do bitlife ALL. THE. TIME. You are so funny and I love the shenanigans you seem to get into!!
Next up on vixellas channel
*using bit life to control my real life*
I don’t know what you're talking about, Sasha, that man died at a prime age.
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Your eyeliner makes me so jealous. That wing is sharp enough to kill a man
"IF THIS CHICK DOESN'T DO SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE IN 10 MINUTES I'LL FREAK OUT"
Me @ me for the past decade
I am currently rewatching all of your videos, you make my day so much better and I have been a fan for over 3 yrs now ❤
When it says one minute ago ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
Please make more of this!
It's funny to see it being played this way!
Please do it again! I love this so much!! 💗💖
I'm seeing some unsettling similarities between Zelda's life choices and mine. I was never a snitch however, just too scared to break the rules myself.
You should definitely do this again!!! Next time you should roll for how you interact with people and pets.
Loved this 😂 I'd be down for more BitLife videos 💗💗
Oooo~ This should be interesting!
Please do it again sometime! It was really fun and interesting to watch!
This has to be your best BitLife yet! YOU NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN!!
6:33 Zelda will report the aggressive man to the principal ahahah
0:51 If you look after it says ‘I was born in Seattle, United States’, it says ‘I was conceived after my father’s condom broke’ 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀
10:51 ‘He tells you that one vagina is not enough’ 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀
This was so much fun! Please do another video like it.
I'd love to see you do this again Vixella! Really fun!
I loved this idea of playing like this! Please do more videos of this!
The most accurate thing in this entire video was Zelda graduating high school, and her anxiety going away
I just started watching you again recently and I’m glad I did, I used to watch you when I was younger and I loved your not so berry challenge series, I think it needs a comeback! Right? 😍💕
This was amazing! Do this again!!
10:52 woah the reason was a little too specific 😂
6:30 report to da principaaaaaaaaaaaal
You've just gotta do this again - So funny!
I was planing on taking a nap, then I got a notification, and I HAD to watch this
I feel like you JUST said what I was gonna say😂😂
i could watch you play bit life all day
wow. Had me laughing out loud literally. Well done.
10:52
I just choked on my Shasta Twist
Hey Vixella! I’m really sick with two infections but your making me feel much better thanks Sasha!
Would love to see another of these!
Me: I think shes gonna roll a 1
Vixella: *Rolls a 1*
Me: Called it U.U
This is so much better than playing it normally lol 😂💯 please do more 😂😂
*Vixella* : I ALWAYS END UP IN PRISON, I ALWAYS END UP IN PRISON!!
*Her FBI Agents watching her* : I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!
This was amazing! You should definitely do it again.
vixella please continue the sims 4 not so berry challenge!! x we miss your challenges :( 🎀
YES WANT THIS AS A SERIES WOO
I LOVE THESE BITLIFE VIDEO (and the others as well) BUT THESE GOALLSSSSSSSS GOAAAALLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!
This was Hilarious! Can you please do this again? 😁
Legends say Vixella only hearts Kermit ♥️✨
Me: *stands up at school*
Zelda: *p r i n c a b l e*
yes please! do more bit life because your reaction is the cutest things on the earth 😫
This is basically a saying no to everything video...
Also doing nothing...
And having no friends...
YES! Another BitLife video :D ❤️ love you Sasha
Zelda was the Karen of her schools😂
I swear these videos are the reason I'm gonna end up buying that Bitizenship thing sooner or later
This was so amazing omg 😂😂😂
LIVING FOR THE DAILY POSTS!
2:52 On behalf of all Dylans, that one sucks, every Dylan is your friend, Dylans are nice
2:01 standing on one foot is actually the hardest one for a toddler/child they typically tend to have a hard time with it
I literally laughed for 12mins straight, do more please ahahha
Me: *hears Serenity*
Also me: "I feel so included."
Omg it’s been so long since a BitLife video I love these
This was great omg do this again!!♥️♥️♥️♥️
Yes please do more! Love the twist 😈
1st Notification: *Your Dad Had Died At The Age Of 69*
My Dark Humored Meme Mind: *Most Ultra Of All Wheezes Wheeze*
"What will you check out?"
_"Uranus ;)"_
Make this a series please I've been dying on the floor the whole time
Sasha : *sits and watch
es*
Also Sasha: I'm so sorry Daisy!
Me, whose name is Daisy:
*Guess I'll die!*
This was so hard to watch! 😂🤣
this is probably the best video i have seen on yt
This was hilarious please do more bit life videos
I literally love your lipstick! 😍😍
Keep up the great work❤️❤️❤️
Her FBI agent really looked at his friend and said “bro watch this shit”
That was awesome! You should totally do it again🥰 love you
OMG another video! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This is really fun to watch😁
you should make more bitlife videos
i laughed my head off XD
Sasha - * stepdad tricks her *
Sasha - * snitches to mom *
Mom - * isn't concerned *
Sasha - "she doesn't give any craps!"
Me - *I'M DEADDDD*
7:45 Wow, She must really hate her half sister. XD
You should do one where you have to pick the top option everytime. I also love your vids.
gurl. when I saw the notification... I freaked. Thanks for the daily uploads!
plsssss do this again I love thisss
This is why Zelda has Link, lol. Yes do it again! Maybe a mini Bitlife-Controls-My-Sims again too!
Sasha: *Lets roll the DIE*
👀💀
Love these videos 😂😂😂😂
“OMG, HEARTLESS, You SAT there and watched her die!” 2 seconds later, ❤️do do do do dodo do do do do do do do❤️
Yass please do it again!!!
More!! Loved it!