Rolling The Dice To Control My BitLife

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @alyssarae1788
    @alyssarae1788 4 роки тому +1047

    Sasha: "We passed our drivers test! What are the odds?"
    Me: well, 1 in 3 to be specific

  • @Jazaxiee
    @Jazaxiee 4 роки тому +735

    Daisy: *Zelda....help me*
    Sasha : *sits and watch*
    Also Sasha *I'm so sorry Daisy!*
    Me: *the dice has spoken*

    • @supersisster1099
      @supersisster1099 4 роки тому +8

      Jazzy Galaxy you can’t talk and choke

    • @Jazaxiee
      @Jazaxiee 4 роки тому +6

      @@supersisster1099 Okie doke thanks for putting me in reality :) I mean it no sarcasm intended

    • @supersisster1099
      @supersisster1099 4 роки тому +5

      Jazzy Galaxy I am sorry 😭 I didn’t want to hurt your feelings

    • @Jazaxiee
      @Jazaxiee 4 роки тому +4

      @@supersisster1099 No no no it's fine! I tried fake choking and couldnt talk while doing it. No feelings hurt :)

    • @sonyab1974
      @sonyab1974 4 роки тому +1

      ROFL!

  • @raisn
    @raisn 4 роки тому +1395

    Me : *sees title*
    Also me : _someone's dying today_

    • @Katelyst
      @Katelyst 4 роки тому +8

      Had the same thought as I barely finished reading the title, lol.

    • @urstrulee338
      @urstrulee338 4 роки тому +2

      cookie cat 624 :D just like always! ;D)))

    • @kinley3283
      @kinley3283 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lemonade1858
      @lemonade1858 4 роки тому

      Aniah Lloyd haha

    • @pooproduction
      @pooproduction 4 роки тому +1

      @@lemonade1858 Why are you laughing about someone's death?

  • @aubreycharron4062
    @aubreycharron4062 4 роки тому +459

    I saw the words Vixella and was like “ My days about to get a lot better”

  • @anastasija9493
    @anastasija9493 4 роки тому +320

    *sister chocks*
    Vixella:*press sit and watch*
    sister:*dies*
    Vixella: omg Daisy I am sorry!
    me: this is gonna be great day

  • @x6hana
    @x6hana 4 роки тому +165

    Sasha: LOOK ZELDA 1 AND 2 IS YES 3 AND 4 IS NO
    Zelda: 3 and 4 are my favorite numbers

  • @carissashley
    @carissashley 4 роки тому +66

    This was the funniest bitlife I’ve seen in a while! Loved it Sasha! 😂✨

  • @kiriscore
    @kiriscore 4 роки тому +638

    i didn’t even see the title all i saw was “Vixella” and i clicked

  • @angelicafernandez1980
    @angelicafernandez1980 4 роки тому +164

    We all know Zelda can’t do much, that’s why link always has to save her

    • @animal8006
      @animal8006 4 роки тому +1

      Tru but what about that new game that's coming out XD

    • @thatonegaygirl7840
      @thatonegaygirl7840 4 роки тому +3

      Did you-

    • @barracudajsab5018
      @barracudajsab5018 4 роки тому +1

      LOL :)_)
      I dont play zelda games but i use the link power up in mario maker 2 alot

  • @sammiereiss7176
    @sammiereiss7176 4 роки тому +38

    I can just imagine... Zelda just walks around with a dice in her pocket and just rolls it in every conversation

    • @Nyx_thechaosbean
      @Nyx_thechaosbean Рік тому +4

      Friend: Um Zelda what are you doing
      Zelda: just give me a second
      Friend: okay I wanted to ask you will you be my girlfriend
      Zelda: no the dice has spoken goodbye
      Friend:uh...uh...wat

  • @kiwonoasu
    @kiwonoasu 4 роки тому +47

    the fact that you've been posting everyday since the start of the year is awesome uwu

  • @BeatleGirl37
    @BeatleGirl37 4 роки тому +7

    I see people often commenting about how you should “bring x LP back” or “I miss when the videos were longer” or “You should play the Sims more,” but TBH I am sooooo happy you’re just putting out videos and seem to be so happy. I LOVE these BitLife and Gacha and riddle videos!
    Keep doing whatever fun things you want, Squasha. I think the most important thing is that you’re enjoying yourself and enjoying the content you put out. 💕💕💕

  • @beatrixandreen1165
    @beatrixandreen1165 4 роки тому +33

    Sister: Choking
    Vixella: I'm just gonna watch her die

  • @iwillmakeyoucringe8718
    @iwillmakeyoucringe8718 4 роки тому +42

    Girl:turning her friends against Zelda
    Zelda: has no friends

  • @liliana4307
    @liliana4307 4 роки тому +74

    Sasha: “hE dOeSnT wAnT tO bE fRiEnDs WhAt dO yOu MeAn?!!”
    Me: *chokes on my food*

    • @kira7184
      @kira7184 4 роки тому +8

      Liliana Ochoa just like daisy am i right

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 4 роки тому

      Lol, what's your name by the way...? Is it zeldas dead sister who choked?

    • @Bubbles_Art
      @Bubbles_Art 2 роки тому

      _more than friends_

  • @moemoethecoolest
    @moemoethecoolest 4 роки тому +188

    Me: Her dad died when she was 1! Thank god it's just a simulation.
    Also me: That's really sad, but I have something important to say.
    Me: No no no.... Don't.
    My mind: you gotta
    Me: no
    My mind: but... he was 69 years old...
    Me: no..n-n-nnnn... NICE

    • @Sarahkhan_276
      @Sarahkhan_276 4 роки тому +3

      Lol same! XDD

    • @plainlyabrick
      @plainlyabrick 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr I thought she would say it lmao

    • @brynb2456
      @brynb2456 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my gosh 69 likes

    • @avire7171
      @avire7171 4 роки тому +1

      I would like it but it is on 69 soo yeah

    • @lexiriley5670
      @lexiriley5670 4 роки тому +1

      Me🤣😭🤣😭🤣

  • @melissa-it8gg
    @melissa-it8gg 4 роки тому +43

    at this point whenever ‘bitlife’ is in the title, at least one person is dying🤣

  • @UseARockOrSomething
    @UseARockOrSomething 4 роки тому +17

    "You're gonna be alone forever oh my gaaawd!"
    I really don't appreciate being called out like that.

  • @Mia-sr2mo
    @Mia-sr2mo 4 роки тому +56

    The last time I was this early Vixella’s Bitlifes actually went right.
    Oh wait, I was never early

  • @user-kp1sl7nd3f
    @user-kp1sl7nd3f 4 роки тому +24

    One time when I was like 5, my family and I were at a restaurant and I had gotten onion rings. Suddenly, the onion from the onion ring slipped into my throat so that half was in my mouth and the other in my throat. Whenever we were in public, I would get in trouble for being rude, so, since I didn't want to be rude, I sat in the corner of the booth, and silently choked. The strand of onion eventually got out of my throat, instead of spitting it out and telling them what happened, I swallowed it and continued eating my food. They didn't find out what happened until years later.

  • @kaylahuntington7059
    @kaylahuntington7059 4 роки тому +5

    Girl, just do bitlife ALL. THE. TIME. You are so funny and I love the shenanigans you seem to get into!!

  • @rebeccamoon1483
    @rebeccamoon1483 4 роки тому +9

    Next up on vixellas channel
    *using bit life to control my real life*

  • @LyndelIsIn
    @LyndelIsIn 4 роки тому +28

    I don’t know what you're talking about, Sasha, that man died at a prime age.

    • @hxneyy4625
      @hxneyy4625 4 роки тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @efiechan-7127
      @efiechan-7127 4 роки тому

      (^•.•^)

    • @lolapalacios1639
      @lolapalacios1639 4 роки тому

      (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

    • @wolfieuniqive5445
      @wolfieuniqive5445 4 роки тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @maddybromacagrl
    @maddybromacagrl 4 роки тому +10

    Your eyeliner makes me so jealous. That wing is sharp enough to kill a man

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 4 роки тому +5

    "IF THIS CHICK DOESN'T DO SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE IN 10 MINUTES I'LL FREAK OUT"
    Me @ me for the past decade

  • @user-ec2ly3ch2p
    @user-ec2ly3ch2p Рік тому +1

    I am currently rewatching all of your videos, you make my day so much better and I have been a fan for over 3 yrs now ❤

  • @majesty1350
    @majesty1350 4 роки тому +12

    When it says one minute ago ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

  • @EchoTheSound0202
    @EchoTheSound0202 4 роки тому +2

    Please make more of this!
    It's funny to see it being played this way!

  • @Kai-wc5zi
    @Kai-wc5zi 4 роки тому +3

    Please do it again! I love this so much!! 💗💖

  • @plumdutchess
    @plumdutchess 4 роки тому +5

    I'm seeing some unsettling similarities between Zelda's life choices and mine. I was never a snitch however, just too scared to break the rules myself.

  • @_kluegel6192
    @_kluegel6192 4 роки тому +4

    You should definitely do this again!!! Next time you should roll for how you interact with people and pets.

  • @thepinkpanda1923
    @thepinkpanda1923 4 роки тому +1

    Loved this 😂 I'd be down for more BitLife videos 💗💗

  • @thewintersrose9547
    @thewintersrose9547 4 роки тому +3

    Oooo~ This should be interesting!
    Please do it again sometime! It was really fun and interesting to watch!

  • @lindaloreign9346
    @lindaloreign9346 4 роки тому +1

    This has to be your best BitLife yet! YOU NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN!!

  • @mushycrossing3601
    @mushycrossing3601 2 роки тому

    6:33 Zelda will report the aggressive man to the principal ahahah

  • @alexx.x16
    @alexx.x16 2 роки тому +2

    0:51 If you look after it says ‘I was born in Seattle, United States’, it says ‘I was conceived after my father’s condom broke’ 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀

    • @alexx.x16
      @alexx.x16 2 роки тому +2

      10:51 ‘He tells you that one vagina is not enough’ 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀

  • @anxiousterrier5555
    @anxiousterrier5555 4 роки тому +2

    This was so much fun! Please do another video like it.

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 4 роки тому +1

    I'd love to see you do this again Vixella! Really fun!

  • @trishanaedler4658
    @trishanaedler4658 4 роки тому +1

    I loved this idea of playing like this! Please do more videos of this!

  • @mairinara_sauce
    @mairinara_sauce 3 роки тому

    The most accurate thing in this entire video was Zelda graduating high school, and her anxiety going away

  • @angelikamokrowska7499
    @angelikamokrowska7499 4 роки тому +1

    I just started watching you again recently and I’m glad I did, I used to watch you when I was younger and I loved your not so berry challenge series, I think it needs a comeback! Right? 😍💕

  • @KittinPyro
    @KittinPyro 4 роки тому +3

    This was amazing! Do this again!!

  • @gretheg2239
    @gretheg2239 4 роки тому +1

    10:52 woah the reason was a little too specific 😂

  • @georfg6646
    @georfg6646 4 роки тому +2

    6:30 report to da principaaaaaaaaaaaal

  • @MrSpiritcaller
    @MrSpiritcaller 4 роки тому +3

    You've just gotta do this again - So funny!

  • @nivy1424
    @nivy1424 4 роки тому +6

    I was planing on taking a nap, then I got a notification, and I HAD to watch this

    • @spoiled_jackfruit
      @spoiled_jackfruit 4 роки тому

      I feel like you JUST said what I was gonna say😂😂

  • @ezra3525
    @ezra3525 4 роки тому +1

    i could watch you play bit life all day

  • @davidedwards1705
    @davidedwards1705 4 роки тому +3

    wow. Had me laughing out loud literally. Well done.

  • @shadow_is_weird8991
    @shadow_is_weird8991 4 роки тому

    10:52
    I just choked on my Shasta Twist

  • @lmaooojordan
    @lmaooojordan 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Vixella! I’m really sick with two infections but your making me feel much better thanks Sasha!

  • @kortneydelarosa8093
    @kortneydelarosa8093 4 роки тому +2

    Would love to see another of these!

  • @cynosure3780
    @cynosure3780 3 роки тому +2

    Me: I think shes gonna roll a 1
    Vixella: *Rolls a 1*
    Me: Called it U.U

  • @MelloMary_
    @MelloMary_ 4 роки тому +1

    This is so much better than playing it normally lol 😂💯 please do more 😂😂

  • @evasanimatics
    @evasanimatics 4 роки тому +2

    *Vixella* : I ALWAYS END UP IN PRISON, I ALWAYS END UP IN PRISON!!
    *Her FBI Agents watching her* : I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!

  • @randoria284
    @randoria284 4 роки тому +2

    This was amazing! You should definitely do it again.

  • @jeffwilkins7272
    @jeffwilkins7272 4 роки тому

    vixella please continue the sims 4 not so berry challenge!! x we miss your challenges :( 🎀

  • @henxo2382
    @henxo2382 4 роки тому

    YES WANT THIS AS A SERIES WOO

  • @emmaal6004
    @emmaal6004 4 роки тому +1

    I LOVE THESE BITLIFE VIDEO (and the others as well) BUT THESE GOALLSSSSSSSS GOAAAALLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @lilmintcookie5548
    @lilmintcookie5548 4 роки тому +3

    This was Hilarious! Can you please do this again? 😁

  • @amandadancy3148
    @amandadancy3148 4 роки тому +2

    Legends say Vixella only hearts Kermit ♥️✨

  • @Ralsrags
    @Ralsrags 4 роки тому +1

    Me: *stands up at school*
    Zelda: *p r i n c a b l e*

  • @rachelsantosa1075
    @rachelsantosa1075 4 роки тому

    yes please! do more bit life because your reaction is the cutest things on the earth 😫

  • @queengeorgia8594
    @queengeorgia8594 4 роки тому +5

    This is basically a saying no to everything video...
    Also doing nothing...
    And having no friends...

  • @kirababira6044
    @kirababira6044 4 роки тому

    YES! Another BitLife video :D ❤️ love you Sasha

  • @rosevelvet29
    @rosevelvet29 4 роки тому +1

    Zelda was the Karen of her schools😂

  • @broadwayfreak678
    @broadwayfreak678 4 роки тому +2

    I swear these videos are the reason I'm gonna end up buying that Bitizenship thing sooner or later

  • @plutoicon
    @plutoicon 4 роки тому +2

    This was so amazing omg 😂😂😂

  • @Spicy_macaroni
    @Spicy_macaroni 4 роки тому

    LIVING FOR THE DAILY POSTS!

  • @MrFlyingsquirrel19
    @MrFlyingsquirrel19 4 роки тому

    2:52 On behalf of all Dylans, that one sucks, every Dylan is your friend, Dylans are nice

  • @joeheart5808
    @joeheart5808 4 роки тому

    2:01 standing on one foot is actually the hardest one for a toddler/child they typically tend to have a hard time with it

  • @stivanbivan
    @stivanbivan 4 роки тому +1

    I literally laughed for 12mins straight, do more please ahahha

  • @nekonyan7281
    @nekonyan7281 3 роки тому

    Me: *hears Serenity*
    Also me: "I feel so included."

  • @who_am_i_9
    @who_am_i_9 4 роки тому

    Omg it’s been so long since a BitLife video I love these

  • @animegirl1244
    @animegirl1244 4 роки тому

    This was great omg do this again!!♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @giaschannel5352
    @giaschannel5352 4 роки тому

    Yes please do more! Love the twist 😈

  • @demonias2439
    @demonias2439 4 роки тому +2

    1st Notification: *Your Dad Had Died At The Age Of 69*
    My Dark Humored Meme Mind: *Most Ultra Of All Wheezes Wheeze*

  • @3starsburningbright
    @3starsburningbright 4 роки тому +1

    "What will you check out?"
    _"Uranus ;)"_

  • @comrademeebeeb9195
    @comrademeebeeb9195 4 роки тому

    Make this a series please I've been dying on the floor the whole time

  • @leafeontheproxy4986
    @leafeontheproxy4986 4 роки тому +1

    Sasha : *sits and watch
    es*
    Also Sasha: I'm so sorry Daisy!
    Me, whose name is Daisy:
    *Guess I'll die!*

  • @maxine2649
    @maxine2649 4 роки тому +1

    This was so hard to watch! 😂🤣

  • @queen_obsessed2346
    @queen_obsessed2346 4 роки тому

    this is probably the best video i have seen on yt

  • @rainyday3708
    @rainyday3708 4 роки тому

    This was hilarious please do more bit life videos

  • @MacKDon830
    @MacKDon830 4 роки тому

    I literally love your lipstick! 😍😍

  • @drawingsxcam9202
    @drawingsxcam9202 4 роки тому +1

    Keep up the great work❤️❤️❤️

  • @JillHerrera.
    @JillHerrera. 2 роки тому

    Her FBI agent really looked at his friend and said “bro watch this shit”

  • @krackins8092
    @krackins8092 4 роки тому

    That was awesome! You should totally do it again🥰 love you

  • @chevaliermacabre2150
    @chevaliermacabre2150 4 роки тому +1

    OMG another video! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @IVY-de4qj
    @IVY-de4qj 4 роки тому

    This is really fun to watch😁

  • @treeworm2125
    @treeworm2125 4 роки тому

    you should make more bitlife videos
    i laughed my head off XD

  • @alicecohen5066
    @alicecohen5066 4 роки тому

    Sasha - * stepdad tricks her *
    Sasha - * snitches to mom *
    Mom - * isn't concerned *
    Sasha - "she doesn't give any craps!"
    Me - *I'M DEADDDD*

  • @PAWPatrolFanaticAUTTP
    @PAWPatrolFanaticAUTTP 4 роки тому

    7:45 Wow, She must really hate her half sister. XD

  • @Sarah-hl7so
    @Sarah-hl7so 4 роки тому

    You should do one where you have to pick the top option everytime. I also love your vids.

  • @hayleymarie3305
    @hayleymarie3305 4 роки тому +1

    gurl. when I saw the notification... I freaked. Thanks for the daily uploads!

  • @pastelrainbow678
    @pastelrainbow678 4 роки тому +1

    plsssss do this again I love thisss

  • @still_your_zelda
    @still_your_zelda 4 роки тому

    This is why Zelda has Link, lol. Yes do it again! Maybe a mini Bitlife-Controls-My-Sims again too!

  • @kittyluna2391
    @kittyluna2391 4 роки тому +1

    Sasha: *Lets roll the DIE*
    👀💀

  • @lielm6322
    @lielm6322 4 роки тому

    Love these videos 😂😂😂😂

  • @Chalkins
    @Chalkins 3 роки тому

    “OMG, HEARTLESS, You SAT there and watched her die!” 2 seconds later, ❤️do do do do dodo do do do do do do do❤️

  • @violetdisco1252
    @violetdisco1252 4 роки тому +1

    Yass please do it again!!!

  • @nicolemarch8773
    @nicolemarch8773 4 роки тому

    More!! Loved it!