@@csandy427 yes... Matt and Trey basically had the concept of the episode (Lampooning the people who have no clue what racism is), but they needed a sub plot to help the main story... and this was also kind of last minute, too
It's likely because he knew that he'd gotten to Mr Nelson and driven him to sink to his level not through any sort of complex plan but by simply laughing at him and cracking jokes at his expense. The best part about it to him was that Cartman never planned to get Mr Nelson to sink this low, Mr Nelson was simply very thin skinned about being a midget.
@@girlgarde Honestly I think this is one off those moments where Cartmen had no malicious intent or even cared what Mr Nelso did he just Genuinely lost it whenever he saw him and couldn't stop laughing.
@@conorwellman8592I mean hell, Cartman won the fight and only humiliated him by getting him to say two things. He could’ve kept him pinned but he released him. Far more merciful than normal lol.
There’s guys like this in real life and it’s so funny. They’re always talking about how words don’t bother them but you can tell that words do bother them because they won’t shut up about how words don’t bother them.
This feels like a crash course in psychology; you can try and use basic reasoning with an idiot but if you're not thick skinned they'll just beat you with perseverance.
One of the rare times someone walks differently in South Park instead of the baby hop everyone else does. If we get a compilation of Mr. Krabs walking normally, why not every character in South Park?
It's a nice little thing. Craig is puzzled when the dwarf hits Eric from behind. But as soon as the fat boy starts laughing, he realizes that everything ok.
@@moistnugget4147 they can just dont let them go through, they tried to "bully" me in school too, but when i didnt react to it, they lost very easy the interest in it, since they just want you to give a reaction up, and it tells tales when a 5 class higher wants to proves a "point" over a younger teenager, and still lost it by a simple game of "shoulder bump/running" xD (but that guy was made fun off too thats why he tried to get towards me 5-6 years younger person back then and lost that one too, bullys lose really fast interest if they cant beat you physically even in a game or insult/bullet you with words)
Butters saying Cartman is going to fight the midget is almost the best bit. He referred to little people as midgets in the assembly and was corrected by the teacher, but as with most people in life it went in one ear and out the other,
Em actualyl, the phrase 'little people' is no longer considered ' kosher' as it relegates them to a status of being 'little' implying they do not matter as much as the normal sized 'person', please check your privilege.
@@obombomattatetrahondamog1461 also i thought midget was the official word, people nowadays keep getting butthurt about the littlest things (no pun intended)
Kudos to the teachers and the other kids for trying to dissuade Mr. Nelson from trying to teach Cartman a lesson. They knew all too well that a guy who would serve you your own parents in a chili out of sheer spite is going to be near impossible to change.
Love how the principals and the students tried to tell Mr. Nelson that no matter how many times he tries to teach Cartman a lesson, he is NOT going to listen and NOT show ANY remorse
1:35 Alright, alright, alright. Who is the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders?? Clyde was that you? HAHAHAHA!! I will always love Eric Cartman
When Craig said that he thought that it wasn’t a very good idea, I thought that Cartman would throw such a tantrum that he would start beating other people up, throwing and breaking stuff. The fact how he still couldn’t stop laughing at the little guy when he saw him was a brilliant twist in my opinion xD
Yes obviously nobody with such physical limitations could ever achieve the most basic of martial aptitudes, much less something considered highly skilled that takes many years of training to achieve. To even suggest otherwise means you lose to an overweight child who is otherwise weaker than his peers. Gotta love that South Park doesn't shy away from this reality.
Cartman has won three fights in his life. One against Mr. Nelson, one against one of the nannies from SuperNanny, and one against Saddam Hussein. But the ongoing saga of him vs. the midget will always be the funniest.
Indeed,and yet people forgot and said Cartman only win 1 time in every physical fight he did.I would even said Cartman would win against Wendy if it hadn't for the metal pole Wendy used to badly injured Cartman
Fun fact: both Cartman and Dr. Nelson are voiced by Trey Parker, but with different pitch effects. With Cartman, Trey's voice is pitched up digitally, but for Dr. Nelson he sucked on helium.
@@jedcollings3624 my point is it isnt a fun fact.. people who post spoilers of any kind are assholes and will have to chew on poodle turds in hell for all eternity.. its in the Bible
Quite the opposite. Cartman has shown multiple he's faster than he looks. Was able to do everything at Casa Bonita while evading the police in just a few minutes
Nevertheless, when you think about it, the midget tries to "prove something"..... when he has nothing to prove: he has succeeded in life; he had two doctorates and published six books!
He only did that to over compensate for his feelings of inadequately. The fact he felt it necessary to try to beat a child proves he's really succeed in nothing
Fun fact: when in the process of creating the episode, Matt Stone, very specifically, made this the only fight that Cartman would ever win....
Seriously that was on purpose? Wowww 😳
@@csandy427 yes... Matt and Trey basically had the concept of the episode (Lampooning the people who have no clue what racism is), but they needed a sub plot to help the main story... and this was also kind of last minute, too
But why though?
@@sahmat3683 character evolution, mi amigo....
@@davidpeters2625 I get that for Cartman's character, but why would he only win against a midget? I mean he got beaten by Wendy...
to me the funniest thing is how cartman literally just doesn’t think of mr. nelson as a human being and keeps referring to him as “it” lmfaoooo
“Alright, who is the freaking GENIUS who dressed it up in little suspenders? Clyde, was that you?” 🤣🤣🤣
lain?
Why specifically human beings?
@@RadiZach Because you describe things with “it” if it not of significance. Meaning he doesn’t see him as anyone more of a thing
When he first saw him he reffered to him as a "he".
I like how Eric barely shows any aggression in the fight and just smiles the whole time
It's likely because he knew that he'd gotten to Mr Nelson and driven him to sink to his level not through any sort of complex plan but by simply laughing at him and cracking jokes at his expense. The best part about it to him was that Cartman never planned to get Mr Nelson to sink this low, Mr Nelson was simply very thin skinned about being a midget.
It’s way too easy 😂
@@girlgarde Honestly I think this is one off those moments where Cartmen had no malicious intent or even cared what Mr Nelso did he just Genuinely lost it whenever he saw him and couldn't stop laughing.
@@conorwellman8592I mean hell, Cartman won the fight and only humiliated him by getting him to say two things. He could’ve kept him pinned but he released him. Far more merciful than normal lol.
I love how Cartman’s first instinct upon seeing him is to immediately start laughing.
I'd be laughing if I saw someone like that too
@@scarabyte27 are you 6 or 7?
@@doug176 I'm three and a half
@@scarabyte27 I would laugh at how he walks
@Menacing Toilet Aura Actually, I'm more of a 1.4
I love how during their whole fight, Nelson is genuinely angry but Cartman never stops smiling. Ironically Cartman is following what Nelson preaches.
It’s because Cartman is taking the bullets (words) but they keep ricocheting off him because of his obesity.
@@mrhorrorjunkie7873*big bones
@@elliottpakhe must have huge bones more than flesh then.😂
@@elliottpak huge bones*
Excellent point.
His ted talk walk when he says words are like bullets 10/10 comedy
And he never expands on it or explains the analogy because his message is that words don’t affect people.
@@zacharykaiser5910 ikr? I always wanted to hear what he meant by that lmao
There’s guys like this in real life and it’s so funny. They’re always talking about how words don’t bother them but you can tell that words do bother them because they won’t shut up about how words don’t bother them.
Don't bullets hurt though? Like a lot
@@AndrewWhite6969 I think it's The prison of your mind | Sean Stephenson
1:22 I love how Mr. Nelson thinks he has Cartman dead to rights with his plan and Cartman just immediately starts laughing at him again
Especially with how lame and un-self-aware his plan was.
Cartman was cracking joke after joke and Nelson’s only response was “fatso”
@@Klarpimier you could say Cartman hurt his little feelings
@@thewanderingcreative7173 haha
@@Klarpimier That dude is a moron. Noone has ever said one mean thing to him bc he's a midget, welcome to reality little fella.
@Gunner 07 HAHA
Lmao “It can’t talk it’s not fair” 😂😂😂
Yeah and he had a smile on his face during the fight😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@josephdalton6968 and the fact Cartman doesn't even see him as a person lmao
😂😂😂😂
This feels like a crash course in psychology; you can try and use basic reasoning with an idiot but if you're not thick skinned they'll just beat you with perseverance.
Except that in this case the idiot was beaten by Cartman.
Sounds like a political debate.
Kind of hard to call Cartman an idiot when he's proven multiple times to be nothing short of a criminal mastermind.
@@j.jbinks9669 Yeah remember when he fed the bully his own parents
@@themarsman5155 yep
The funniest thing’s gotta be how Mr Nelson walks😂
xddd ikr
Yeah and his voice.
“You see, words are like bullets” 🐧
The way he wiggles his fingers sometimes
One of the rare times someone walks differently in South Park instead of the baby hop everyone else does. If we get a compilation of Mr. Krabs walking normally, why not every character in South Park?
“BARELY” absolutely legendary
I suppose that's a little funny 😂
I think the most insulting thing is that cartman doesn't laugh at him to be mean, he genuinely finds this person's appearance amusing.
Nah he’s definitely being mean he referred to bro as “it”
@@amarevanhook7453e hurt *its* little feelings.
Cartman genuinely thinks little people are like living dolls people play with.
@@amarevanhook7453he literally does not see him as a actual person 😂
Gotta love how Craig supports Cartman on the fight and smiles with him.
It's a nice little thing. Craig is puzzled when the dwarf hits Eric from behind. But as soon as the fat boy starts laughing, he realizes that everything ok.
How did I never notice that before? It’s such a fun detail 🤣🤣🤣
Probably because if he could fight a midget he'd be so happy.
I found it so funny how he kept trying to lecture the class all because Cartman kept making fun of him.
You see words are like bullets
Just like plenty of other people in academia who got bullied once upon a time, he's gonna make one person's ignorance everyone else's problem 😹
@@moistnugget4147 they can just dont let them go through, they tried to "bully" me in school too, but when i didnt react to it, they lost very easy the interest in it, since they just want you to give a reaction up, and it tells tales when a 5 class higher wants to proves a "point" over a younger teenager, and still lost it by a simple game of "shoulder bump/running" xD (but that guy was made fun off too thats why he tried to get towards me 5-6 years younger person back then and lost that one too, bullys lose really fast interest if they cant beat you physically even in a game or insult/bullet you with words)
If “words are like bullets,” then Cartman’s words are like carpet bombs bringing total destruction! No midget is safe! 😂
More like NO ONE is safe
Along with hippies and Jews.
He defeated the devil with those words
Butters saying Cartman is going to fight the midget is almost the best bit. He referred to little people as midgets in the assembly and was corrected by the teacher, but as with most people in life it went in one ear and out the other,
it works especially since butters is a rather kind individual
I call them midgets, not to be offensive i just always forget. If someone corrects me i try my best to remember. I get it can get hella annoying
Em actualyl, the phrase 'little people' is no longer considered ' kosher' as it relegates them to a status of being 'little' implying they do not matter as much as the normal sized 'person', please check your privilege.
@@obombomattatetrahondamog1461 also i thought midget was the official word, people nowadays keep getting butthurt about the littlest things (no pun intended)
@@obombomattatetrahondamog1461 Stop defending midgets, they don't care about the little stuff and neither should you.
Kyle: are yu sure u want to do this, apparently he has a black belt in karate
Cartman: it’s a midget dude
Me:🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😂
This has gone out of control
1:57
😂Funniest shit everrrr
“Students! I am going to beat the crap out of this kid to prove a point!” 2:02
If you ever see me at work randomly grinning and laughing to myself, it's because I'm thinking if these scenes.
Do you work with a midget per chance?
I don't even know who you are
@@j3in725 you will
@@TheSecdefchris84 nah I'll skip
@@j3in725 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
That guy proved a point: “words are like bullets”
For everyone else, for Cartman it’s like a tank
Because he was getting shredded by Cartman
@@blackdeth818 Ofcourse, strawberries can't fight.
Bullets hurt when they hit you, though
@@JoeFanik And that's what this little 🍓 found out.
Like a little strawberry lol🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓
Kudos to the teachers and the other kids for trying to dissuade Mr. Nelson from trying to teach Cartman a lesson. They knew all too well that a guy who would serve you your own parents in a chili out of sheer spite is going to be near impossible to change.
Love how the principals and the students tried to tell Mr. Nelson that no matter how many times he tries to teach Cartman a lesson, he is NOT going to listen and NOT show ANY remorse
1:35 Alright, alright, alright. Who is the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders?? Clyde was that you? HAHAHAHA!!
I will always love Eric Cartman
For once, Cartman had a legitimate reason to laugh.
That got me as well.
clyde wasnt even there i just noticed
@@artifaq he was but you can’t really see him, he’s in the crowd behind Butters and that orange-haired girl
@@Nene-ft2vo ohh u right mb
No matter how many lessons David Nelson teaches cartman, he still gets the last laugh
Because his point became invalid lol he just wanted to prove he was something to the students 😂
@@Joeys4921 yea
1:51 craig looks so proud i cant
Oh my god, I didn’t stop that
0:39 I like his little growl.
😭😭😭
graaaaa
*its
Did Carmen just win a fight!?!?
Hell yeah!!💯😂😂🙌🏾
Yeah after it was over the midget threw a pusdy punch
Against a black belt no less
Yes he won because he said uncle
Cartman laughing while attempting a power bomb on the midget is the best thing ever
Words are like bullets
Cartmans words are like nukes
I've seen the exact same comment on the polish version
I love how Cartman is laughing at Mr. Nelson every time he sees him
2:07 my favorite cartman line
Eric Cartman can destroy ppl just by his words..
His bark is worse than his bite.
he can do by his laugh alone lmao
@@itsraininglemons6938 remember that time he killed someone’s parents and grinded them into chilli
@@BaconSizzleWasTaken he forgot to add some bacon.
@@itsraininglemons6938 true
Even when the midget knocks out Cartman, Cartman is still laughing.
The way he walks makes this so much funnier.
I like how Trey and Matt played Disturbed in the fight scene.
"no matter how you act, i can rise above it!"
LMFAOOOO
I love how Cartman can find the joy in the smallest things in life
0:37 "He looks like a little strawberry" is so ironic coming from Cartman because his own outfit looks like a strawberry 😂😭
0:36
I was thinking the exact same thing LOL
When Craig said that he thought that it wasn’t a very good idea, I thought that Cartman would throw such a tantrum that he would start beating other people up, throwing and breaking stuff. The fact how he still couldn’t stop laughing at the little guy when he saw him was a brilliant twist in my opinion xD
I LIKE HOW CARTMAN BLAMES KYLE WITH EVERYTHING
edit: thanks for likes
edit: jesus christ my likes
because hes jewish
No because Kyle always calls him “fatass”or”fatso”or”fat boy”
Kyle Broflovski really needs a restraining order against Eric Cartman.
@@johnylitalo4163 Nah, Kyle actually needs to go back into the oven
He said Clyde not Kyle
Eric’s laugh is SOOOO contagious
0:20 “RISE ABOVE IT!” 🤣🤣🤣
SHUT UR MOUTH
GET IT?
@@goregalore40SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
The fact that they all know it's not a very good idea to have a revenge on Cartman💀💀💀
Wendy was successful in her revenge.
Yeah.. like in Season 5 episode 4.. you know exactly what I'm talking about
@@eoinoconnor5783Wendy and Kyle are the only 2 people cartman cant manipulate
@@BoatyMcboatface-ho4kh it's funny to me cause if you piss off Cartman enough he'll go above and beyond to teach you why not to
I love how Craig is the only one to smile and laugh with cartmam at the end of the fight
The disturbed music makes this scene a hell of a lot better!
I love how Eric literally wears his jacket as a shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact craig was like “that’s not a good idea” it’s almost like cartman can turn people into chilli..
2:19 the only normal looking walk i’ve ever seen in south park.
2:11 I love how Cartman was having the time of his life
They all warned him but he wouldn’t listen lol
Probably one of those honorary black belts where it's a show of good faith and achievement
Yes obviously nobody with such physical limitations could ever achieve the most basic of martial aptitudes, much less something considered highly skilled that takes many years of training to achieve. To even suggest otherwise means you lose to an overweight child who is otherwise weaker than his peers. Gotta love that South Park doesn't shy away from this reality.
Cartman has won three fights in his life. One against Mr. Nelson, one against one of the nannies from SuperNanny, and one against Saddam Hussein. But the ongoing saga of him vs. the midget will always be the funniest.
He also won a psychological battle with Scott Tenorman 😂
He also “defeated” his therapist by getting the therapist’s wife to kill herself. “I’m not fat, I’m big boned.” 😂
He beat kial in post covid 2
Indeed,and yet people forgot and said Cartman only win 1 time in every physical fight he did.I would even said Cartman would win against Wendy if it hadn't for the metal pole Wendy used to badly injured Cartman
@@garvynimmanuel4897 come to think of it, cartman wins a lot
Fun fact: both Cartman and Dr. Nelson are voiced by Trey Parker, but with different pitch effects. With Cartman, Trey's voice is pitched up digitally, but for Dr. Nelson he sucked on helium.
fun fact no one cares it sucks the fun out of the show actually..
i want to watch a show with many characters. not guess who the voice actor is..
Speak for yourself, not for me.
@@ripvanwinkle2002 Well, you must be fun to talk about Mel Blanc with.
@@ripvanwinkle2002 Don't read the comments then dude, I don't watch trailers for movies I wanna see
@@jedcollings3624 my point is it isnt a fun fact.. people who post spoilers of any kind are assholes and will have to chew on poodle turds in hell for all eternity.. its in the Bible
i love how the teachers actually defend cartman a bit here lmao
The school administration should have just sent Eric away on an all expenses paid vacation or something before inviting Dr. Nelson 😂😂😂😂
1:02 lol i like how even craig knows how cartman will react
Love how cartman takes the sucker punch at the end, but then just starts laughing again.
Dude thank you for this brings back all the old South Park memories Subbed
You're more than welcome my friend 👍
@@unchainedmentally2147 moar
Cartman was angry and immediately laughed when he saw the midget
Caroline....don't go into the light!
Carol Ann
Everytime i hear down with the sickness i burst out laughing like a mad man thinking about this episode
2:12 “Let’s go, midget!”
Owaaaa
The strawberry joke had me roling, the beaver joke gave me a straight up heart attack.
"Hey what the hell is that????" 🤣
>Black belt in karate
>Loses to the most unathletic kid in the entire school.
Quite the opposite. Cartman has shown multiple he's faster than he looks. Was able to do everything at Casa Bonita while evading the police in just a few minutes
No-one has commented how Principal Victoria called Dr. Nelson as Mr. Nelson.
Do you think she hurt it's little feelings?
@@ronvlaarsvar6867 no matter what you say, he’s still standing
@@ghosty5155 bareeely!
“Who was the freaking genius who dressed him up with little suspenders” 😂😂😂😂 I just can not stop laughing
One of cartmens jokes should have been "short tempered" 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Butters was told midget is an offensive word yet he still uses it to hype up the fight
Words are like bullets, huh?
Cartman is like a machine gun
Nah cartman’s words are nuclear bombs
I love how they put down with the sickness for the fight. I was cut so off guard because of it.
Words are like bullets. No amount of karate can win in a fight against them
The down with the sickness was over the top lol
I think he's a little short tempered 😂
Disturbed was a brilliant choice here :D
Dude can't even walk like a normal person, how'd he even have a black belt? LMAO
"....I don't think that's a very good idea, sir."
I love how even the other kids refer to him as “the midget” rather than Dr Nelson
That guy had no idea what he got him self into 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish that South Park could get back to being this funny.
south park still funny its the only old show that hasn't gotten stale
@@chucknrrs7339 new South Park is not funny.
Nevertheless, when you think about it, the midget tries to "prove something"..... when he has nothing to prove: he has succeeded in life; he had two doctorates and published six books!
He only did that to over compensate for his feelings of inadequately. The fact he felt it necessary to try to beat a child proves he's really succeed in nothing
No matter what he does though, he still comes up a little short.
I love how Cartman keeps pointing at him.
he just keeps laughing at him and baiting him into a fight 😅😅😅
Craig's face changing at the end is the best detail in this whole video to me lmaooo
Why is it now that when I see a midget in real life I imagine them saying “words are like bullets”
What’s funny is that everyone told him to just leave the situation alone
Cartman is funny when he did that
Words are like bullets. I'm pretty sure bullets hurt. lol
If we could get like 8 of these and dress them up like beavers right and put them in a pond and see if they build a damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:10 I’m 💀, that was a realistic response from principal
The children remember exactly what happens when you piss Cartman off.
Anyone noticed Butters called him Cartman instead of Eric.
I can’t breathe, this is too funny 😂
I love how he acts like the words don’t bother him but Cartman’s insults clearly anger him 😛
“He’s like a little strawberry 🍓 hshahahahahahahahahahaha”. C-Dog
“Carolyn.. Don’t go into the light” 😂😂
At around 2:40 mr Nelson commits a war crime
False surrender
The music playing during the fight 😂
Down With the Sickness makes it even funnier.
Cartman has pretty good grappling skills. No way wendy could have beaten him
Humor provides strength unknown to that of smurfs
Carolyn don’t go into the liiiiiiight!!!!
Not Carolyn, Carol Ann
imagine cheap shotting cartman and still getting laughed at💀