What Is The Scariest Thing?

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  • @NextinHKRY
    @NextinHKRY 5 років тому +15121

    “What can possibly be the scariest thing?”
    the end of free mind field

    • @exoduswick156
      @exoduswick156 5 років тому +177

      Well you can watch it like several times so you will remember everything
      Change my mind

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 5 років тому +127

      @@Savitar1976 but all seasons are already free on youtube

    • @rako1389
      @rako1389 5 років тому +36

      did you see that this isnt on youtube red

    • @user-st5ir8mg3q
      @user-st5ir8mg3q 5 років тому +8

      That indeed would be scariest

    • @RealCatWeekly
      @RealCatWeekly 5 років тому +1

      X 13 that’s a scam

  • @koolkdny
    @koolkdny 5 років тому +58635

    scariest thing is micheal not starting with “hey, vsauce, micheal here”

  • @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
    @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 4 роки тому +5519

    I feel like the scariest sound for a deaf person would be any sound
    Imagine being deaf and suddenly hearing something

    • @persimmonbread6668
      @persimmonbread6668 4 роки тому +843

      A lot of completely deaf people (like me) have constant tinnitus, so probably not. Actually, absolute silence would be stranger to me.

    • @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
      @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 4 роки тому +444

      @@persimmonbread6668 oh wow, I actually did not know that! The more you know, Thank you!

    • @perfectgematriadecodesabc4259
      @perfectgematriadecodesabc4259 4 роки тому +142

      @@persimmonbread6668 what about deaf people without tinnitus

    • @helllife0210
      @helllife0210 4 роки тому +43

      Reminds me an anime called Dororo

    • @embershalaz8269
      @embershalaz8269 4 роки тому +9

      @@persimmonbread6668 woah cool!

  • @burrito_bunny2436
    @burrito_bunny2436 Рік тому +2082

    It's been four years and I wanna know if Vsauce is still afraid of purple squares

    • @waffleisnice
      @waffleisnice 11 місяців тому +110

      I don't need sleep I need answer

    • @balistik789
      @balistik789 11 місяців тому +12

      Lol

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 10 місяців тому +26

      Maybe if the therapy was like a month, nonstop.

    • @TheRival-_-
      @TheRival-_- 10 місяців тому +11

      We need to know for science

    • @Mystipaoniz
      @Mystipaoniz 10 місяців тому +31

      no because he has made a new emotional response towards the purple square. The purple square is associated with a cool experiment with cool people, a good video. So purple square gives good vibes now ^^
      All hail the purple square!

  • @aaronsound
    @aaronsound 5 років тому +15702

    Plot twist:Michael was always afraid of squares and he is justifying it.

    • @Loading-tr7yv
      @Loading-tr7yv 4 роки тому +127

      Akuraj Sound probably

    • @freddiegonzales5042
      @freddiegonzales5042 4 роки тому +91

      Checks out

    • @big924
      @big924 4 роки тому +82

      Squares are just infinity from 0 to whatever measurement, they are literally the universe and nothing

    • @shadymello9146
      @shadymello9146 4 роки тому +44

      Or...was he??

    • @big924
      @big924 4 роки тому +36

      You are a fool, the squares are
      I N F I N I T E

  • @leontrotsky3715
    @leontrotsky3715 4 роки тому +2295

    Imagine if characters in horror movies just walked around and talked about the scientific process of why they felt scared.
    they just get jump scared and be like: I now am experiencing a large Piloerection Reflex

    • @thiccieredd9606
      @thiccieredd9606 4 роки тому +76

      lemon trotsky Movies would be 10000 times better

    • @why1985
      @why1985 4 роки тому +30

      But they are screaming it

    • @alexpiggy
      @alexpiggy 4 роки тому +19

      why? nah they’re just super monotone before they die of a stroke

    • @weme11
      @weme11 4 роки тому +6

      @@thiccieredd9606 Go watch cabin in the woods then

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 4 роки тому +10

      hehe he, erection

  • @trudyneo
    @trudyneo 5 років тому +17358

    Can’t wait for Michael’s next horror movie: “Return of the elevation of carbon dioxide in the blood caused by an uncontrollable external threat”

  • @elliejf
    @elliejf 11 місяців тому +510

    I remember first watching this when it came out and being super dissapointed about category jamming being the ultimate answer. And then Michael immediately rejecting it and showing something so interesting it’s been on my mind for years. Michael Stevens is one of the greatest communicators I’ve had the privilege to learn from

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 місяці тому +1

      Somehow, I ended up feeling out of breath at the end of the video. So I don't know if it was the script, excellent editing, the concept being talked about or some combination of the three but it was definitely super effective

  • @siyacer
    @siyacer 5 років тому +1719

    Michael's fears:
    • Teddy bear with human teeth
    • Scary stories to tell in the dark
    • Thanos square

  • @desu38
    @desu38 5 років тому +20906

    Michael: "I'm actually not alone!"
    Cameraman: =D
    Michael: **grabs phone** "I am always connected!"
    Cameraman: =(

  • @fearsomestm00c0w
    @fearsomestm00c0w 3 роки тому +2443

    Surely the most scary thing that everyone can feel is when you tip your chair back just that little bit too far.

    • @omdubey8340
      @omdubey8340 3 роки тому +28

      Lmao tru

    • @futrey9353
      @futrey9353 3 роки тому +1

      no

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 3 роки тому +89

      as a guy in a wheelchair, tipping forward is the worst thing.

    • @Broekje
      @Broekje 3 роки тому +50

      When you're away from home and that split second you can't find your keys or phone. Then you find them and relief washes over you in an awesome wave.

    • @Jimmyp437
      @Jimmyp437 3 роки тому +8

      I like to live life on the edge

  • @storyboardbray3564
    @storyboardbray3564 7 місяців тому +170

    15:47 “children and adults and myself, often don’t like the dark.” He says as he sits in an infinite expanse of darkness.

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 5 місяців тому +1

      Lemme turn of the lights
      In 30 minutes I'll be able to see clearly

  • @lony2546
    @lony2546 5 років тому +2965

    The scariest thing is when Michael doesn’t start off his videos with “vSauce, Michael here”

    • @chronovore7234
      @chronovore7234 5 років тому +28

      Check out his other channel called Ding. He uploads videos there in his old style.

    • @gus9351
      @gus9351 5 років тому +4

      @@chronovore7234 and everybody knows that too just sayin

    • @derekmartin5340
      @derekmartin5340 5 років тому +8

      @Tricky Nicky I think he doesnt post here because of Mind field. Who knows though lol

    • @dontedonefn1568
      @dontedonefn1568 5 років тому +2

      exactly

    • @uoi35
      @uoi35 5 років тому +2

      and his beard Oo

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell 4 роки тому +1860

    "I fear no man, but that thing..."
    *turns to purple square*
    "it scares me"

  • @therealtoonlink9471
    @therealtoonlink9471 5 років тому +3654

    The scariest thing is when vsuace was gone for like half a year

  • @SirDoomShotgun
    @SirDoomShotgun 7 місяців тому +302

    Michael is the only person that can make a 40 minute video feel like 20 minutes.
    Like legitimately, if you watched this video twice, i'd be the length of a full feature film

    • @icryat2
      @icryat2 4 місяці тому +2

      He made a video about how time is an illusion, "The illusion of Time". Your comment about this feeling shorter than it actually is reminded me of it, check it out

    • @Tyler_T1D
      @Tyler_T1D 4 місяці тому +1

      @@icryat2 is it just on youtube, or is there some place i'd need to get it from or pay to watch it? I'll search it and if this comment gets edited then don't respond or do, your choice, not mine.
      edit: I searched it, is it just his video titled "Illusions of Time" or is there another thing I should look for? it seems like an interesting topic, so I'll watch a few of the top ones and see if my reality gets destroyed and if I go into some kind of mid-life crisis when I'm only 15.

    • @icryat2
      @icryat2 4 місяці тому

      @@Tyler_T1D that's the one!

  • @v3riety166
    @v3riety166 3 роки тому +8229

    The scariest thing is actually when you're about to fall asleep and your brain does that fake falling thing and you immediately fly up in full panic.

    • @therealnerd_150
      @therealnerd_150 3 роки тому +549

      I love when that happens! Idk why people don’t like it?

    • @caroline6218
      @caroline6218 3 роки тому +193

      It rarely happens to me but when it does I hate it.

    • @afrazali8598
      @afrazali8598 3 роки тому +333

      It happens because our muscles become relaxed and the brain thinks we must be helpless and we must be falling.

    • @v3riety166
      @v3riety166 3 роки тому +87

      @@afrazali8598 welp it's a bad funktion but i gets your heart going from 0 tp 100 real quick!

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 роки тому +53

      When you're thinking of faces and you're about to fall asleep:

  • @gollumisahomie5671
    @gollumisahomie5671 4 роки тому +3895

    Is that a p-p-p-p-p-p-purple square, Like lets get outta here scoob

  • @icedchqi
    @icedchqi 4 роки тому +2703

    This mad lad just gave himself a fear of purple squares for science

  • @anonymousperson5514
    @anonymousperson5514 7 місяців тому +35

    Why did this video feel like Michael’s audition to be the scariest thing

  • @Uggnog
    @Uggnog Рік тому +1073

    15:13
    I love that subtle head turn of the puppet. Gave me chills when I saw it

  • @HopUpOutDaBed
    @HopUpOutDaBed 5 років тому +1463

    Scariest thing ever:
    Being suffocated by a purple square.

    • @nostylenograce
      @nostylenograce 5 років тому +5

      ok

    • @ur4255
      @ur4255 5 років тому +6

      seven deadly sins? perfect cube? 👁👄👁

    • @Ignirium
      @Ignirium 5 років тому +4

      I laughed for a minute straight when i read "by a purple square" my stomach hurts and my eyes are wet lol, ty

    • @Mrcrappyunicorn
      @Mrcrappyunicorn 5 років тому

      And you are a circle d

    • @GonzalezGaming831
      @GonzalezGaming831 5 років тому +5

      No one:
      11 year olds: omg the fortnite cube Kevin the cube

  • @iamtheone5049
    @iamtheone5049 5 років тому +1972

    "Its pretty dark inside my wife"
    Michael gonna scar that kid for life

    • @beanicolada
      @beanicolada 5 років тому +19

      Iam Theone the kid already knows what’s in there

    • @aarohanyt7374
      @aarohanyt7374 5 років тому

      Aaron eyyy we have a similar name😎😎😎

    • @iamtheone5049
      @iamtheone5049 5 років тому +15

      @@aarohanyt7374he's ay-ay-ron

    • @sethdawson5196
      @sethdawson5196 5 років тому +72

      *Michael pops his head into the uterus*
      "Hey! VSauce, Michael here!*

    • @bread2575
      @bread2575 5 років тому +12

      For context this conversation takes place at 16:15 (fear of the dark/unknown)

  • @godrickstockwell1505
    @godrickstockwell1505 10 місяців тому +96

    I almost wonder, in regard to patient SM and the other folks who couldn't feel fear, is it possible that their fear response was higher because this was the first time in literal decades that something made them afraid?

    • @Chachoncha
      @Chachoncha 4 місяці тому +3

      yeah probably!

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 2 місяці тому +4

      They surely took that into account. Although the only way to verify would be to submit a subject with a functional amygdala to an increase of CO2 without any control our certitudes they will be ok and i think it's crossing many ethic lines here.

    • @AbdellatifMohamed
      @AbdellatifMohamed 2 дні тому

      I don't think so, this is more of a primal fear and what you described falls into the innate fear of the unknown exclusive to the amygdala of which they don't have
      My idea is that the amygdala organizes our fear response and tames it so that we don't waste resources panicking at everything and have a somewhat guided response towards fear

  • @AakashHaider3000
    @AakashHaider3000 5 років тому +2803

    What is the scariest thing?
    - Micheal holding a candle so close to his beard.

  • @bicio_1269
    @bicio_1269 4 роки тому +2267

    Michael: I fear no man, but that thing...
    **Purple square appears**
    Michael: It scares me.

    • @T4zchi
      @T4zchi 4 роки тому +16

      This is an underrated comment, but it is probably because it was from yesterday

    • @cyberchicken3156
      @cyberchicken3156 4 роки тому +1

      T4zchi *cool*

    • @Schradermusic
      @Schradermusic 4 роки тому +8

      @@T4zchi Thanks to the algorithm, it's not buried below all the month old comments.

    • @chanukito
      @chanukito 4 роки тому +2

      *Gamecube intesifies*
      Srry if copied i didnt know

    • @Draftspike
      @Draftspike 4 роки тому +1

      It’s a square, not a cube

  • @ae-cp9tr
    @ae-cp9tr 4 роки тому +609

    The most terrifying thing is when you're straight mining and suddenly receive damage for falling gravel

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +65

      Basically "Elevated carbon dioxide in the blood caused by an uncontrollable threat"
      But in Minecraft.

    • @Nodnarb-m
      @Nodnarb-m 4 роки тому +7

      I’m the 69th like. Nice

    • @thedesmeister4409
      @thedesmeister4409 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nodnarb-m nice.

    • @alexelias1al725
      @alexelias1al725 4 роки тому +2

      nice,but also mining straight and breaking a block and lava starts puring in

    • @MystiqMiu
      @MystiqMiu 4 роки тому

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Big brain

  • @pauljones2510
    @pauljones2510 5 місяців тому +58

    In a child development class, we learned about some researchers who checked a little boy out of an orphanage to do some conditioned response research on. The had a heavy wooden post behind a curtain behind the little boy. The presented various small animals to the boy (puppies, kittens, rabbits, etc.) and would then pound the wooden post with a sledge. They quickly conditioned the boy to be frightened of the small animals.
    The plan was to uncondition him, but when they went back to the orphanage to check him out again, he has been adopted.

    • @imhalfhere
      @imhalfhere 4 місяці тому +12

      I remember hearing about this story in yt years ago. They couldn't find him but years later (I think around 60 but that's a guess) a guy similar to the baby's name was found. He had a fear of puppies. It's probably not him but it'd be cool if it was

  • @johnc4122
    @johnc4122 5 років тому +455

    “Sadly, for them, something else was scarier than ending their own life.”
    Jeez... that really hit me. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to feel that way...

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 5 років тому +437

    "and... we're gonna learn"
    AH! my greatest fear.... *learning*

  • @sebestyenteofilori3762
    @sebestyenteofilori3762 5 років тому +697

    Haven’t watched Vsauce in a while, but Michaels beard makes him kinda like a mad science guy

    • @skinnywacky
      @skinnywacky 5 років тому +13

      Wasn’t he always?

    • @ima13yroldpplessfortnutboi79
      @ima13yroldpplessfortnutboi79 5 років тому

      Yupp

    • @ashwajeetprasad6101
      @ashwajeetprasad6101 5 років тому

      He surely looks much smarter than before

    • @denismollanji6922
      @denismollanji6922 5 років тому +2

      He looks like Kratos....Wtf

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 5 років тому

      @Dave Myers i watched Hellboy yesterday. i've learned that when you go out, you either go out or you go out out. if you don't recognize it, it's probably bad translation.

  • @mkaali
    @mkaali 11 місяців тому +60

    The scariest thing is the fear of fear itself. When watching horror movies, the scariest part is not when the monster attacks and reveals itself. It's the moment leading up to it, when you know something is going to happen that will scare you.

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 11 місяців тому +5

      Apprehension then consternation

    • @liran8799
      @liran8799 9 місяців тому +3

      This.
      One of my constant fears is being scared, just thinking that something's gonna scare me is enough to stress me out

    • @JackDonaldson-gy2zu
      @JackDonaldson-gy2zu 5 місяців тому

      So knowing ur in peril and since ur not in the movie having no way to prevent it.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Місяць тому

      I'm not afraid of being afraid.

  • @groggyfellow
    @groggyfellow 5 років тому +751

    Michael: I fear no man, but that thing
    *purple square*
    it scares me

    • @kayleighisdumb6974
      @kayleighisdumb6974 5 років тому +21

      Yeah it squares me too

    • @user-qh5jk1mn5i
      @user-qh5jk1mn5i 5 років тому +2

      Darth Penny The Wise 3 penny! You square me to death when watch you’re move e!

    • @mentalchillnessss
      @mentalchillnessss 5 років тому +1

      Darth Penny The Wise 3 heavy weapons reference. I like.

    • @grimcreeper1052
      @grimcreeper1052 5 років тому

      Wait wha.. for- fortnite?

    • @vincentjenei
      @vincentjenei 5 років тому

      @@grimcreeper1052 no, you are talking about kevin. in the video the purple square scared him, not kevin.

  • @guyman2765
    @guyman2765 5 років тому +3838

    "We must find something so scary it scares even those who want to die"
    *horrible mobile game ad starts*

    • @iSwanqa
      @iSwanqa 5 років тому +9

      Dosbros 4 r/whoosh

    • @iamthemeguyhere
      @iamthemeguyhere 5 років тому +86

      How is this r/whoooosh?

    • @iSwanqa
      @iSwanqa 5 років тому +8

      Orashgle you spelled it wrong dumbass 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @justynpryce
      @justynpryce 5 років тому +12

      @@iSwanqa wait, how?

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 5 років тому +4

      @@justynpryce r/woooosh

  • @billpolychronidis7805
    @billpolychronidis7805 5 років тому +167

    i really love how Michael focuses on the "why" of the problems and he doesnt just state them.

    • @babihel5361
      @babihel5361 5 років тому +3

      welcome to vsauce

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 років тому +3

      Michael here

    • @pronobsarker3828
      @pronobsarker3828 5 років тому +1

      he even had a ted talk about it

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 5 років тому

      @@pronobsarker3828 all my fears involve death so I guess I fear death
      After all I'm afraid of heights, the dark amd deep water oh and spiders all which can kill me

  • @Nuts437
    @Nuts437 10 днів тому +1

    I feel like the truly scariest thing is being completely out of control, hopeless, being vulnerable to anything that is inflicted upon you. Your whole state of being, completely at the mercy of something you have no control or even knowledge of

  • @Kartoffeljoghurt
    @Kartoffeljoghurt 5 років тому +463

    Imagine a child dressing as a pruple square on haloween and Micheal start sweating heavily as he opens the door. Truly delightful

  • @sayyiddaffam6822
    @sayyiddaffam6822 5 років тому +803

    "Sadly, for them, something else was scarier than ending their own life."
    I've never thought about suicide like that.

    • @techzRR
      @techzRR 5 років тому +1

      Sayyid Daffa M what does that even mean

    • @wurfyy
      @wurfyy 5 років тому +37

      To be fair, it's misleading, if not wrong. Alongside putting yourself at risk to save others.
      It's not that dying isn't very scary, it's that there is something that motivates the person to overcome that fear anyways, be it the crushing psychological pain or the knowledge that if you don't take your chances, someone else will die as a result.

    • @techzRR
      @techzRR 5 років тому +1

      Lynx Antarcticus how does not taking your chances mean someone else will die ?

    • @IknowIamkindagreat
      @IknowIamkindagreat 5 років тому +6

      was legit at a suicide wake tonight, that line floored me

    • @SilverShadow02
      @SilverShadow02 5 років тому

      @@IknowIamkindagreat A suicide wake? is that like an awareness program?

  • @heheheo_o4941
    @heheheo_o4941 4 роки тому +726

    Michael: *holds candles*
    His beard: *heavily sweating*

  • @xxboxofmuffinsxx4252
    @xxboxofmuffinsxx4252 Місяць тому +15

    1:12 1,000 bottles of baby oil

  • @joeschmoe3860
    @joeschmoe3860 5 років тому +3158

    "What can possibly be the scariest thing?"
    Michael with no beard.

  • @justmindingmyownshit7179
    @justmindingmyownshit7179 4 роки тому +1504

    “You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark. You are afraid of not being alone in the dark.”

    • @bbbbbgfgfgwetgwvt2070
      @bbbbbgfgfgwetgwvt2070 4 роки тому +52

      But why did you say that.

    • @fastrace8195
      @fastrace8195 4 роки тому +83

      Actually you can be afraid of both, because if you are not alone, things that are alive can kill you, but if you are alone what kills you is something that's not alive

    • @anikroyale
      @anikroyale 4 роки тому +44

      @@fastrace8195 Even if it is not alive, it is there, you are not the only one there.

    • @vision3439
      @vision3439 4 роки тому +14

      no, you are afraid of being alone in the dark because of how you might think you may not be alone

    • @justmindingmyownshit7179
      @justmindingmyownshit7179 4 роки тому +21

      @@vision3439 that's what I'm saying

  • @Fayrayz
    @Fayrayz 4 роки тому +816

    Top ten cruelest anime villains:
    Number one: Purple Square 🟪

    • @gavinkaemingk247
      @gavinkaemingk247 4 роки тому +16

      Fayrayz shit dude you scared the shit out of me with that p-p-purrrp-ple s-s-squarrre

    • @cuervodoro188
      @cuervodoro188 4 роки тому +18

      The square behind the slaughter

    • @cuervodoro188
      @cuervodoro188 4 роки тому +4

      @don't matter he said it's purple soo

    • @cuervodoro188
      @cuervodoro188 4 роки тому

      @don't matter Michael from Vsauce colorblind

    • @ashhshsh
      @ashhshsh 4 роки тому +1

      im actually scared of that purple square h

  • @petricorey
    @petricorey 5 місяців тому +3

    18:58 so glad to see the director of my favorite movies here!!!! he acts in the first one as well, super awesome, deserves more credit than he gets

  • @Cuestar
    @Cuestar 3 роки тому +1785

    i wonder if that guy that was talking up how terrifying the concept of snakes on a plane is has ever seen snakes on a place

    • @fryingpanda9103
      @fryingpanda9103 3 роки тому +60

      Just throw the snakes out of the plane. Duh

    • @wewuzkangz93
      @wewuzkangz93 3 роки тому +40

      I haven’t seen it but I’ve heard a lot of people say that it’s so bad it’s good

    • @AgentJackjohn
      @AgentJackjohn 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks cue very cool

    • @CarlJohnson-tw2yp
      @CarlJohnson-tw2yp 3 роки тому +8

      @@wewuzkangz93 It's campy. Passengers on a plane, featuring Samuel L Jackson, battle snakes on a plane. You can imagine.

    • @naisiunnaheireann1752
      @naisiunnaheireann1752 3 роки тому

      God bless

  • @osamhxgamer3760
    @osamhxgamer3760 4 роки тому +1376

    “What can possibly be the scariest thing?”
    A spider you saw in your bed, disappear after you blink.

    • @2828letty
      @2828letty 4 роки тому +29

      YES

    • @jcass7374
      @jcass7374 4 роки тому +24

      I like spiders

    • @mairavlevy9015
      @mairavlevy9015 4 роки тому +42

      AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IM IN BED AND ITS MIDNIGHT AND MY ROOM IS PITCH BLACK HOW COULD YOU DO THIS RO ME WHAT THE HELLLLLLL

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 4 роки тому +2

      @@jcass7374 me too

    • @ssataf4045
      @ssataf4045 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yahh

  • @NithinBalakrishnanIsOnline
    @NithinBalakrishnanIsOnline 4 роки тому +3624

    Subtitles: scary music
    Deaf people: * sweating heavily *

  • @ahmedosman4658
    @ahmedosman4658 13 днів тому +1

    I came back here after almost 5 years to say thank you, I just had an amazing evening with my gf with what I've learned in this video so thank you Michael.

  • @hexonedits9252
    @hexonedits9252 4 роки тому +3768

    Everybody gangsta untill the movie says based on a true story

  • @heelia_editz
    @heelia_editz 4 роки тому +677

    Scariest thing is clearly digging straight down

    • @Mark-yk4es
      @Mark-yk4es 4 роки тому +20

      I just dug straight down and found diamonds. So *no*

    • @heelia_editz
      @heelia_editz 4 роки тому +7

      @@Mark-yk4es unfortunate

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 4 роки тому +7

      @@heelia_editz 2x1 hole, my man.

    • @heelia_editz
      @heelia_editz 4 роки тому +6

      @@None-Trick_Pony thank you kind sir, i will not die anymore

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 4 роки тому +4

      @@heelia_editz My duty.

  • @greasybunz4169
    @greasybunz4169 3 роки тому +1482

    Most people when they're scared: AAHHH
    Michael: Ok, I'm pretty scared right now

    • @ScavX-lh9vr
      @ScavX-lh9vr 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @unknown-mn9wo
      @unknown-mn9wo 3 роки тому +1

      LMAOO

    • @JosiahFickinger
      @JosiahFickinger 3 роки тому +4

      I am sure everyone's fear is to die in the most brutal way.

    • @JosiahFickinger
      @JosiahFickinger 3 роки тому +2

      I just realize that the entire intro just feels like a RL Stine movie.

    • @not_john8613
      @not_john8613 3 роки тому

      666 likes lol

  • @jiddah7478
    @jiddah7478 11 місяців тому +20

    Truly the most entertaining 40 minute video I’ve seen in a very long time. Jon amazingly done sir 👏👏👏👏

    • @uberawlaa1056
      @uberawlaa1056 7 місяців тому +3

      Jon?

    • @1cool
      @1cool 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@uberawlaa1056 Jon.

    • @uberawlaa1056
      @uberawlaa1056 3 місяці тому

      @@1cool thank you

    • @MegaBubble
      @MegaBubble 2 місяці тому

      @@uberawlaa1056 Job :3 lol'd @1cool though

  • @toastycereal822
    @toastycereal822 3 роки тому +1551

    I love how Michael is literally restrained to a chair and has things hooked up to him and yet he’s completely calm

    • @D0ntTickleMe
      @D0ntTickleMe 2 роки тому +42

      That's because the scariest thing to his bosses is getting sued

    • @toastycereal822
      @toastycereal822 2 роки тому +3

      @@D0ntTickleMe sued for what?

    • @gkrees9509
      @gkrees9509 2 роки тому +9

      @@toastycereal822 just think about it bruh .... Use that brain of yours

    • @toastycereal822
      @toastycereal822 2 роки тому +6

      @@gkrees9509 I just don’t understand the joke and I don’t see the problem

    • @LVThN_von_Ach
      @LVThN_von_Ach 2 роки тому +3

      He wasn't wearing a 😷 mask, that would've increased the panic.

  • @captainzoll3303
    @captainzoll3303 4 роки тому +970

    Michael: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
    *purple square*
    "it scares me."

    • @Nelex5000
      @Nelex5000 4 роки тому +4

      Not funny didnt laugh
      Go back to reddit

    • @Casparus2003
      @Casparus2003 4 роки тому +9

      @@Nelex5000 D:

    • @rubelan3552
      @rubelan3552 4 роки тому +11

      @@Nelex5000 if you don't know what he meant with that reference you aren't a gamer

    • @whereshanna
      @whereshanna 4 роки тому +10

      @Nelex 5000 Shut up u post boring memes that aren’t funny lmao u go back to fortnite or sum

    • @Casparus2003
      @Casparus2003 4 роки тому +3

      @Jalynn McLain :O

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 4 роки тому +5388

    Michael: "My wife is pregnant right now."
    Michael: *raises eyebrow* "Or is she?"
    Michael: "What is pregnant?"

    • @yosefkhordani7625
      @yosefkhordani7625 4 роки тому +53

      It’s pregnency

    • @tomfield8766
      @tomfield8766 4 роки тому +27

      @Yosef Khordani Nah, Really? 😂👌🏻

    • @space9989
      @space9989 4 роки тому +120

      @@yosefkhordani7625 you didn't understand, Michael is going a loooong way, he is talking about "pregnancy", the word specificaly, it was most used in 1991...
      *ends video talking about the universe and the human race*

    • @anigianesin6674
      @anigianesin6674 4 роки тому +26

      Well, it’s when you put the dingaling into the vagingaling, and 9-10 months later, the woman heaves out her nice little bebe.

    • @leebuco8877
      @leebuco8877 4 роки тому +1

      Pregnancy

  • @zaviyargul
    @zaviyargul 8 місяців тому +16

    "I will just watch one last short"
    I guarantee that short will give you shivers

    • @arinpaul2246
      @arinpaul2246 6 місяців тому +2

      It's not even a short, it's a whole 2400 seconds video

  • @poelvan467
    @poelvan467 4 роки тому +772

    the scariest thing is that he literally said "mmm strawberry" to a vanilla icecream

    • @TheRealRollerCodster
      @TheRealRollerCodster 4 роки тому +33

      What is strawberry? Does strawberry exist?

    • @cereal380
      @cereal380 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheRealRollerCodster are you dumb not to be mean but haven't-oh wait sarcasm

    • @pineforest1442
      @pineforest1442 4 роки тому +3

      Alvin A that profile picture is scary.

    • @tzyhe
      @tzyhe 4 роки тому +1

      *lol*

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 4 роки тому +2

      @@cereal380 imbecile

  • @chr13
    @chr13 3 роки тому +3605

    Normal people: "I'm scared."
    Michael Stevens: "My amygdala now associates this trailer with death and danger."

    • @the_luna_lily6234
      @the_luna_lily6234 3 роки тому +41

      Haha, I'm in danger - Ralph Wiggum

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 роки тому +6

      dis dude said Micheal Stevens

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@LumboDumbo No, this dude said "Michael Stevens."

    • @lynxsss5403
      @lynxsss5403 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheUnderscore_ No, He said Micheial Steavens

    • @ksuperhero1
      @ksuperhero1 3 роки тому

      @@lynxsss5403 No, he said michal

  • @Abnormal_Child
    @Abnormal_Child 5 років тому +214

    Michael really hitting us with that “600-200 BC philosopher” look

    • @peepeetrain8755
      @peepeetrain8755 5 років тому +1

      Every Ancient Greek Philosopher are proud to welcome him to the gang

  • @megalo-rex
    @megalo-rex 10 місяців тому +14

    I'm pretty sure that Vsauce is the scariest thing here.

  • @lordofthegeckos533
    @lordofthegeckos533 2 роки тому +2668

    I've been in two situations in my life where I came very close to death. Once I was nearly in a head-on collision at 120 kph, and another time I lost my balance at the edge of a narrow cliff path over a 70 m drop into the plunge pool of a waterfall. Both incidents were very, very quick and lasted only a few seconds. But what's really interesting to me is that in the moment, the fear of death didn't even cross my mind. Fear of pain and incapacitation, yes, plus intense motivation to save myself. But it wasn't until afterwards when the adrenaline wore off that I realized "shit, I almost died there". I wonder if there's an evolutionary advantage to that. Don't focus on death, just focus purely on doing what it takes to survive.

    • @8koi139
      @8koi139 2 роки тому +82

      Sameee I have been almost run over multiple times, and same process

    • @jd_kreeper
      @jd_kreeper 2 роки тому +233

      I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of the process of dying.

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 2 роки тому +97

      @@jd_kreeper Living is the process of dying. Im afraind to live!

    • @Player-pj9kt
      @Player-pj9kt 2 роки тому +18

      i guess that's the amygdala in action

    • @lukasuhlenkamp9850
      @lukasuhlenkamp9850 2 роки тому +28

      I guess that while all the core fears are tied to death, the amygdala doesn't directly fear/think about death on its own. Those core fears are reinforced by experience and social exposure, but death itself is too abstract and distant for the old, core parts of the brain to handle. Also, there is a tendency of shock to dull a person's awareness and fear, leading to someone with a deadly injury being unusually calm and unconcerned from an outside perspective. Contemplating your own death is a higher level function that isn't prioritized in the moment.

  • @zeffery101
    @zeffery101 4 роки тому +4905

    Man, I should have been dressing up as "elevated carbon dioxide in the blood caused by an uncontrollable external threat" for Halloween all these years

    • @octobsession3061
      @octobsession3061 4 роки тому +114

      I'm sure You won't get candies from grandpa

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 4 роки тому +154

      just get a suit, fill it with pillows and hug people until they pass out, is kinda the same

    • @joel5314
      @joel5314 4 роки тому +44

      Whoa you will scare all the kids , way too scary

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 роки тому +47

      Just wear a t-shirt that says that

    • @stev6963
      @stev6963 4 роки тому +10

      You’re gonna have to grab that at the Spirit Halloween store this year pal

  • @whynot793
    @whynot793 4 роки тому +2007

    Honestly, I think Micheal can be an actor if he wanted to.

  • @christopherchapman8893
    @christopherchapman8893 3 місяці тому +1

    The sound quality on this video is mind melting. I am watching this on a galaxy s21 ultra. No headphones. No supplemental speaker, just the stock phone speakers. I have had to pause this at least twice because some of the audio literally sounds as if it is behind me (noticed first with the Halloween soundtrack in the intro). If this was intentional, bravo. If this was not intentional... Still, bravo.

  • @windex3791
    @windex3791 4 роки тому +3296

    To be honest, everyone is scared of Vsauce when he say's "Or is it?"

    • @uigofse
      @uigofse 4 роки тому +33

      Win dex his name is Michael

    • @zoinks008
      @zoinks008 4 роки тому +49

      Or is it

    • @wug4zi_
      @wug4zi_ 4 роки тому +6

      ಠ_ಠ

    • @HEXcrimson
      @HEXcrimson 4 роки тому +22

      Deaf people:
      Subtitles: or is it?
      Deaf people: **visible fear**

    • @Markhoss
      @Markhoss 4 роки тому +6

      Further on when Vsauce's eyebrow raises it adds to the effect of horror.

  • @Calminsky
    @Calminsky 5 років тому +2617

    The scariest thing is waking up tied up in Michael’s basement and hearing:
    - Don’t worry. I am not going to do anything to you.
    - Or am I?

    • @bakugodeku5153
      @bakugodeku5153 5 років тому +38

      Your killing me 😂😂😂😂👄

    • @bakugodeku5153
      @bakugodeku5153 5 років тому +19

      Did not mean to send lips

    • @Calminsky
      @Calminsky 5 років тому +22

      Bakugo Deku 😘

    • @XaveFerre
      @XaveFerre 5 років тому +4

      Thiw guy is weird

    • @XaveFerre
      @XaveFerre 5 років тому +3

      This is is funny

  • @tajusn4044
    @tajusn4044 5 років тому +1867

    Vsauce: What is the scariest thing?
    Me: thought of Vsauce disappearing

    • @sacrificialfetus4727
      @sacrificialfetus4727 5 років тому +5

      Scariest thing is these new stupid convo YT comments spreading like cancer

    • @matarthegreat803
      @matarthegreat803 5 років тому +8

      But is he actually real?

    • @KizulEmeraldfire
      @KizulEmeraldfire 5 років тому +4

      The scariest thing in the world would be if all the air turned to *wood!*

    • @mr.firepants
      @mr.firepants 5 років тому +1

      I got youtube premium just to watch mind field and the next day I see that every video is free! I paid for nothing!

    • @tajusn4044
      @tajusn4044 5 років тому +5

      @@mr.firepants small price for salvation

  • @АлтайскийКазак
    @АлтайскийКазак 2 місяці тому +1

    I remember hearing about MindField when it first started, and I just started watching episodes for the first time about a month ago. I'm both glad to have this series as a novel experience and a little down that I wasn't part of the fun when episodes were still coming out.

  • @p3pable
    @p3pable 4 роки тому +1264

    *Group of people being chased by serial killer*
    "We're all gonna die!"
    "...or are we?"
    *hey, Vsauce, michael here*

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 4 роки тому +4

      Orange Giraffe
      Well Vsauce is in dead by daylight sooo

    • @D_1_O
      @D_1_O 4 роки тому +3

      This needs to happen.

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 роки тому +4

      "What is death exactly?"

    • @p3pable
      @p3pable 4 роки тому +2

      @@XXStrong1 biologically, i think death refers to the ceasement of bodily function due to inability to maintain homeostasis either because of external or internal cause.
      Psychologically, i think death is a point if no return

    • @thiccburger290
      @thiccburger290 4 роки тому +1

      Imagining Michael manifesting from nowhere is probably the scariest thing for me

  • @Urge-To-Burn
    @Urge-To-Burn 3 роки тому +4427

    The scarier thing is having a staring contest with a doll, and winning.

  • @MoJaKF
    @MoJaKF 4 роки тому +1697

    Police: You are arrested
    Vsauce: or...am I?
    *background music plays*

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 4 роки тому +37

      next time i get arrested I am saying that.

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 4 роки тому +16

      BATMAN hol up

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 4 роки тому +8

      (Is taken on a tour of diverging and sorta related topics. Police left staring aghast and terrified at an empty vehicle)

    • @DragHo92
      @DragHo92 4 роки тому +18

      @@K_ingh16 it works only if you get the background music as you say that. Michael can do that cause it is his normal super power.
      Or is it?

    • @yoinkysploinky1147
      @yoinkysploinky1147 4 роки тому +7

      Nigga you are going to jail

  • @Lord_eBatts
    @Lord_eBatts 4 місяці тому +3

    Im convinced this is has only made Michael's psychopathic villain arc accelerate faster

  • @chasecieslar3785
    @chasecieslar3785 5 років тому +2380

    Michael’s mom: son it’s bedtime.
    Michael: or is it??

    • @vusalili
      @vusalili 5 років тому +8

      Mono’s SUBs ahahahahahah legendary😂😂

    • @steviecrx
      @steviecrx 5 років тому +17

      And the cool little beat starts playing. You know the one that I'm talking about.

    • @breadmold3545
      @breadmold3545 5 років тому +4

      Michael: let's talk about that, mother...

    • @mikemurphy5898
      @mikemurphy5898 4 роки тому +3

      @@steviecrx I think you need a timeout from phub bro lol

    • @steviecrx
      @steviecrx 4 роки тому +5

      @@mikemurphy5898 lol damn man you got me. That legitimately made me crack up.

  • @sergeantarchdornan3013
    @sergeantarchdornan3013 5 років тому +1296

    The scariest thing ever is while mining hearing a hissing sound

  • @GreenDave113
    @GreenDave113 5 років тому +240

    Michael: *conducts complex study and reveals the scariest thing any person can experience*
    CIA Interrogators: Interesting

    • @yuvalbar1775
      @yuvalbar1775 5 років тому +22

      They already knew it though, famouse torture methods are based on it.

    • @ericzabel8632
      @ericzabel8632 5 років тому +10

      So I just watched a 40 min. Video to discover that waterboarding is the scariest thing.
      Wow.

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 5 років тому

      @@ericzabel8632 ahahaha I was thinking the same. I wanted it to be the scariest thing a human could witness visually. Instead of a torture method seen in various crime drama shows and movies.

    • @pendalink
      @pendalink 5 років тому +1

      If we want to learn from the CIA on how to increase the effect of that fear response though, bring out the MK ultra stuff... fucking sickening

  • @caioninja200
    @caioninja200 Рік тому +2

    The fact that this video was made in the same day as today, but 4 years ago, makes it even better.

  • @jacobo1616
    @jacobo1616 5 років тому +356

    Horror Movie Directors: *Write that down write that down*

    • @marinanicole5693
      @marinanicole5693 5 років тому +4

      @@owenshelson8747 directed by john carpenter

    • @ErryPuu
      @ErryPuu 5 років тому +6

      Invasion of CO2 in the blood level increase..... On a plane

    • @lmcerluain2307
      @lmcerluain2307 5 років тому +1

      They make a 4D movie and mak people watching while secretly pumping CO2 into their blood XD

  • @coffee4583
    @coffee4583 4 роки тому +476

    " what is the scariest thing? "
    25 missed mom calls

    • @chunkywater1
      @chunkywater1 4 роки тому +11

      When you see that I be like ah shit here we go again

    • @trishagaviola3942
      @trishagaviola3942 4 роки тому

      Damn right

    • @boopnbingnbop5175
      @boopnbingnbop5175 4 місяці тому +2

      What’s scarier?
      **1 missed call from dad*

    • @calebdlobato
      @calebdlobato 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@boopnbingnbop5175God forbid you miss more than 2 calls. Your estimated phone time is bound to be 5-10 minutes.

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +768

    The scariest thing is generally micheal out of context.

    • @KhalidElMouloudi
      @KhalidElMouloudi 4 роки тому +16

      Even in context

    • @bangchan1263
      @bangchan1263 4 роки тому +20

      "I have decided that I want to die."

    • @ipajayn3454
      @ipajayn3454 4 роки тому +14

      « It’s pretty dark inside my wife »

    • @hiimapenguin
      @hiimapenguin 4 роки тому

      @@ipajayn3454 im holding backso much laughter

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 роки тому +2

      michael

  • @vectorme2417
    @vectorme2417 8 місяців тому +1

    I love how Vsauce is acting of getting afraid, even though that is not possible, just to entertain his audience and deceive the newer ones. So he is sublime at both acting and videomaking.

  • @LambdaTF2
    @LambdaTF2 5 років тому +352

    The scariest thing is seeing micheals beard getting longer and longer

    • @lolguy2053
      @lolguy2053 5 років тому

      Lambda amen

    • @cenaloh4714
      @cenaloh4714 5 років тому

      😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱Nonstop

    • @qwertyuoip1234
      @qwertyuoip1234 5 років тому +2

      Stevens’ law states that the longer Michaels beard is, the weirder he becomes.

  • @bagelstore21
    @bagelstore21 4 роки тому +336

    15:05 Did anyone else see that puppet turn and look towards Michael??

  • @wesword3734
    @wesword3734 4 роки тому +675

    “We are social creatures, we’re afraid to be alone, isolated” little did he know...

    • @anwar924
      @anwar924 4 роки тому +15

      Welp I'm dying either ways XP

    • @Maaar10Avali
      @Maaar10Avali 4 роки тому +6

      @Saplayer10 I never go outside and interact with people anyways lmao please kill me

    • @thine.
      @thine. 4 роки тому +7

      not just corona
      introverts: am i a joke to you??

    • @datgirl7963
      @datgirl7963 4 роки тому +2

      Lol fr

    • @Ssierrastewart
      @Ssierrastewart 4 роки тому +1

      @Saplayer10 get animal crossing.

  • @MasonOuimet
    @MasonOuimet 4 місяці тому +13

    9:10
    Religious people who believe in an afterlife have also exhibited a lack of fear of death. They aren’t necessarily suicidal, and they don’t WANT to die, but the inevitability of it doesn’t scare them like it does for others.

    • @حارثسہی
      @حارثسہی 3 місяці тому +1

      Death is merely something that happens, not dissimilar to reaching your birthday and aging up by a year

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Місяць тому +1

      If that's a genuine finding, I bet it was made on people outside of Europe or sth.
      I was way more afraid of death when I was religious bcs I never 100% believed that stuff and so it keeps you in an uneasy state of having to convince yourself. I think it's hard to find people, who strongly believe, in the West.

  • @beef_baby
    @beef_baby 4 роки тому +2815

    “It’s pretty dark inside my wife.”
    -Michael, 2019

    • @sourhill2292
      @sourhill2292 4 роки тому +85

      *suspicious hmmm*

    • @juliansandler4569
      @juliansandler4569 4 роки тому +50

      I wonder how he knows...

    • @mfrommi6593
      @mfrommi6593 4 роки тому +65

      First time, I thought he said "its pretty dark inside my life"

    • @thesanehatter8575
      @thesanehatter8575 4 роки тому +8

      my amigdala now associates this camper with death

    • @thesanehatter8575
      @thesanehatter8575 4 роки тому +27

      "if a new born baby rolls in here i wont be able to scare it"-v suace

  • @itsbadmood
    @itsbadmood 3 роки тому +692

    16:17 "it's pretty dark inside my wife"
    something about that sentence makes me feel weird

    • @xtrastrengthsassx1269
      @xtrastrengthsassx1269 3 роки тому +41

      I was wondering who else felt that way, lol! Feels sort of like an innuendo

    • @calebnoerr4067
      @calebnoerr4067 3 роки тому +18

      I went down to the comments IMMEDIATELY after hearing that quote😂

    • @skeedleknievel
      @skeedleknievel 3 роки тому +8

      michael is into vore confirmed

    • @maskingtapee
      @maskingtapee 3 роки тому +6

      it made me laugh

    • @lenox3099
      @lenox3099 3 роки тому +1

      Ok

  • @7am750
    @7am750 5 років тому +245

    Imagine Michaels being chased by a killer and he just turns around and says “See because of these circumstances my amygdala-“ and the killer gets bored and leaves

    • @kremlinhighlander4147
      @kremlinhighlander4147 5 років тому +16

      I dont think it's possible to get bored listening to Michael.

    • @dieshyguy2197
      @dieshyguy2197 5 років тому

      Lol this is funny or is it because laughing is a figment of fear🤔

  • @vikrantparmar1973
    @vikrantparmar1973 9 місяців тому +1

    I ain't getting no sleep... I actually watched the whole thing without skipping... Loved it it's amazingly enlightening

  • @manshimeow3285
    @manshimeow3285 5 років тому +731

    "What is the scariest thing?"
    Those automatic air refresher spray

    • @purememes844
      @purememes844 5 років тому +10

      No this is second the blanket not covering your feet is higher

    • @luka_lyn8159
      @luka_lyn8159 5 років тому

      Omg yes

    • @alaaranga2765
      @alaaranga2765 5 років тому

      YES

    • @toddharig8142
      @toddharig8142 5 років тому +4

      I think that marrying a communist thing sounded pretty scary.

    • @Cyber_Nomad
      @Cyber_Nomad 5 років тому +6

      You: Peeing during night
      Spray- Huuuuuuuuuuh

  • @kevblevin
    @kevblevin 5 років тому +750

    Dude when he said “Elevation of Carbon Dioxide in the Blood Caused by an Uncontrollable External Threat” I think I peed my pants

    • @thatpersianarmenian5433
      @thatpersianarmenian5433 5 років тому +3

      Is drowning not a bad thing?

    • @celerycontrol8642
      @celerycontrol8642 5 років тому +2

      NSHA Gaming ahh noonooo, I do it twice a week

    • @Christopher_TG
      @Christopher_TG 5 років тому +2

      I didn't pee my pants, but I definitely felt my heart race a bit. I think that's truly it.

    • @seb1520
      @seb1520 5 років тому +1

      Kevbev20 makes you think. Government torture was probably researched thoroughly before they reached the conclusion that water boarding was scariest possible thing to ever happen to someone.

    • @sagarkoul2162
      @sagarkoul2162 5 років тому

      when he said sweet dreams

  • @katetaylor337650
    @katetaylor337650 5 років тому +2093

    The scariest thing is that noise that Minecraft randomly makes when you're in a cave

    • @StarPointy
      @StarPointy 5 років тому +53

      Yeah ambience noises. They get me every time

    • @deformedchad8616
      @deformedchad8616 5 років тому +37

      You just triggered my ptsd

    • @Maltebyte2
      @Maltebyte2 5 років тому +19

      The scariest thing is when a skeleton shoots you out of nowhere!

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 5 років тому +10

      No it’s lava under diamonds

    • @igneousorgan6435
      @igneousorgan6435 5 років тому +5

      And you get out

  • @scottarcement8888
    @scottarcement8888 4 роки тому +1940

    Fiancée: I do!
    Vsauce: I do
    Vsauce: Or do I?

  • @Kozzi1e
    @Kozzi1e 3 роки тому +1766

    Scariest thing ever: when you bend your chair a little too much and you about to fall

    • @md.tahseenraza4791
      @md.tahseenraza4791 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah, that happened to me....
      But I fell...
      I broke my favourite chair...
      *R I P C h a i r*

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 3 роки тому +27

      Any teacher reading this is thinking about that student they had a few years back

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 3 роки тому +3

      I am not feared of that anymore...

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 роки тому +12

      What's the scariest thing?
      EASY. Sleep Paralysis.
      If, like me, you've ever experienced it.....you know. You know. It's not just the single most existentially nihilistically disturbing terror I've ever experienced....but I'm absolutely convinced it is physiologically impossible to feel THAT level of fear during normal waking consciousness. I won't even try to explain or describe what it's like. It's flat out pointless to try. If you don't know...you don't know. And if you know....yeah, you'll never forget it, will you?

    • @NoName-cv2mr
      @NoName-cv2mr 3 роки тому +5

      @@avedic but the thing with sleep paralysis is that you are scared because you are scared and people with damaged amygdala may not be able to see scary things you see when paralysed. Actually that would be an interesting experiment to make

  • @allegrovivace6806
    @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +227

    "And then a newborn walks in"
    dude you literally just got your answer

  • @somebodythatuusedtoknoww
    @somebodythatuusedtoknoww Рік тому +29

    15:11 the doll staring at him is just pure nightmare fuel

    • @AZT_IS_WHO_I_BE
      @AZT_IS_WHO_I_BE 6 місяців тому

      what doll?

    • @Picoz245
      @Picoz245 3 місяці тому

      @@AZT_IS_WHO_I_BE in the shelf at the background

  • @Zayme_
    @Zayme_ 4 роки тому +1857

    Michael:
    I fear no man
    But that thing
    *Purple square*
    It scares me

  • @LUCAS420BLZ
    @LUCAS420BLZ 5 років тому +964

    Me: I fear no man
    But that thing *"carbon dioxide"*
    it scares me
    Damn this was a year ago time really
    Flies huh

    • @j2a845
      @j2a845 5 років тому +11

      Then does that mean I am supposed to be afraid of climate change(scariest thing technically)

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 5 років тому +3

      @@j2a845
      Technically, we all are should to be scared of it.

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan 5 років тому +3

      @@j2a845 nuclear war is much worse. any kind of rapid apocalypse.

    • @j2a845
      @j2a845 5 років тому +1

      @@hihtitmamnan dude it's in the context of episode, CO2

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan 5 років тому +1

      @@j2a845 maybe u meant co2 by climate change, but climate change is much more than only co2

  • @kaisermaximal8123
    @kaisermaximal8123 3 роки тому +997

    "I fear no man, but that thing"
    *Purple square*
    "It scares me"

    • @vongsochea27
      @vongsochea27 3 роки тому +3

      Kaiser Maximal noice

    • @BossmanJC.
      @BossmanJC. 3 роки тому +1

      Man you are seriously scared of a purple square

    • @User-we2nj
      @User-we2nj 3 роки тому +10

      @@BossmanJC. r/wooosh

    • @beemelonhead1
      @beemelonhead1 3 роки тому

      is this a minecraft reference?

    • @beemelonhead1
      @beemelonhead1 3 роки тому

      nvm i just saw it in the vid

  • @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б

    Michael Is Kinda The Scariest.
    Imagine Him Being A Villain And Saying To You "Oh You're Smart.) Or Are You?)"

  • @Sorukho
    @Sorukho 4 роки тому +1580

    The scariest thing is Micheal holding the candle too close to his beard