French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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  • The two scenes of hilarious french insults.

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  • @oscarfloyd2678
    @oscarfloyd2678 10 років тому +341

    If You are French, What are you doing in England?
    MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS

    • @dukenukemani07
      @dukenukemani07 10 років тому +47

      That's probably the best response they could've given. LOL!

    • @dukenukemani07
      @dukenukemani07 10 років тому +5

      @ Oscar Floyd: ROFL! You said it! :D

    • @GEEK-fy1dz
      @GEEK-fy1dz 7 років тому +1

      you siad it! oh no, now i said it! i said the one word the knights of ni cannot here! i said it again! and again!

    • @dominikdurkovsky8318
      @dominikdurkovsky8318 2 місяці тому +1

      MIND YOUR BUSINESS, DAVID !

  • @kerryn6714
    @kerryn6714 9 років тому +212

    "I fart in your general direction!". Got to be one of the greatest lines in movie history.

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 9 років тому +3

      proslice56
      I'm not sure & even google couldn't help me! The first thing that came back after asking "what is a ka-nigot" was a story on girls called "Skimpies" who make up to $6000/night serving beer in their underwear.
      I actually thought it was just an outrageously French way of saying knight :)

    • @proslice56
      @proslice56 9 років тому +2

      kerryn67 Ok! the way this game goes is.....
      when a phrase from the movie is posted you must reply with the response from the movie...
      For instance when the body collector is rolling his cart through town saying , "bring outcha dead!" Your response should be, "but I'm not dead yet"
      Yes! the french instigation reply is a stereotypical play on the word Knights.
      I then type in your general direction....
      How can a 4 ounce bird carry a 1 pound coconut?

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 9 років тому

      proslice56
      "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here".
      Then what? Do you ask another question or can I? Can I call a friend if I get in trouble eg. ixtl guul ?

    • @proslice56
      @proslice56 9 років тому +1

      kerryn67 Yes! once you have posted the reply phrase you then post a quote from the movie and I would have to reply with the corresponding phrase to complete the skit. The person upon reply must then supply the next phrase.
      If you are not familiar with the phrase from the movie you then have to search through the movie until you find it. No fair soliciting from others you must know the whole movie verbatim.....
      No fair phrasing that requires an entire monologue. For instance asking the phrase that requires the reading of the sacred book of weapons and the use of the holy hand grenade. lol

    • @ixtlguul4578
      @ixtlguul4578 9 років тому +2

      proslice56 kerryn67 You seem to be playing Monty Python tennis. I'm going to watch, but I 'm not picking up anybody's balls...

  • @opa-age
    @opa-age 10 років тому +312

    Man, the Middle Ages were brutal.

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 10 років тому +44

      Although based on the ending I like to just imagine everyone in the movie was an insane person out in the country somewhere in England, like not very far away was probably modern day London or something.

    • @zerooftime1122
      @zerooftime1122 10 років тому

      TheGoodChap Don Quixote style?

    • @Zimnyification
      @Zimnyification 10 років тому

      TheGoodChap
      LOL

    • @BlackBunik
      @BlackBunik 10 років тому

      TheGoodChap
      Spoilers!

    • @headspace261
      @headspace261 10 років тому +1

      Tell me about it...so many colonoscopies...

  • @cookiemobers5650
    @cookiemobers5650 10 років тому +105

    My history professor for the Middle Ages, announced to the class the first day: "I am going to show you a short flim, on what my expectations of you, that I have for this class". He played this portion, and the portion where the peasants were discussing politics. Needless to say, I loved the class, loved the professor.

    • @thewhuthut
      @thewhuthut 5 років тому +5

      Methinks you were blessed with a GreaT Teacher, my friend.

  • @BlazingInferno00
    @BlazingInferno00 10 років тому +139

    Love how they just charge the wall lol. There's not even a gate, a door, or an entrance of any kind there

    • @360BGT
      @360BGT 7 років тому +9

      Age of empire 1 style

    • @safetymikeengland
      @safetymikeengland 5 років тому +1

      I was a paratrooper and we always assumed they were just making fun of the marines.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 років тому +1

      They only had one castle to work with throughout Filming, Im sure they would have prefered to charge a door, but then they would have to scrap another Castle scene

  • @toxicrubberducky
    @toxicrubberducky 10 років тому +108

    "Go away or i shall taunt you a second time"

  • @Manutallu
    @Manutallu 10 років тому +62

    This pretty much sums up the relationship between france and england. We look like an old couple arguing about everything

    • @Kircial
      @Kircial 9 років тому +10

      Les Rosbifs, my dearest ennemies

    • @lucienlachance2476
      @lucienlachance2476 9 років тому +4

      You should watch Hetalia :3

    • @bernardoabreu4605
      @bernardoabreu4605 4 роки тому

      And throwing animals at each other

    • @Killthefish
      @Killthefish Місяць тому

      ​​@@alexandrebouvier7731yea but they are all the way over there, the French on the other hand do this kind of prank every week now and it's getting past funny

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 11 років тому +15

    "He's already got one you see."
    "Are you sure he's got one?"
    "Oh yes itsa very nice."

  • @TheAdamewing
    @TheAdamewing 12 років тому +16

    "JESUS CHRIST!" at the first cow being launched. My favorite line in the whole movie.

    • @jjdecani
      @jjdecani 4 роки тому

      "Fetchez la vache!" is what always kills me.

  • @integraf40
    @integraf40 12 років тому +8

    How was Monty Python so ridiculously ahead of its time? The best comedy by far

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 12 років тому +14

    "Is there someone else up there who we could talk to?"
    Kills me every single time. xD

  • @ufoash440
    @ufoash440 9 років тому +42

    Say what you will about King Arthur, but he was truly a master tactician. If not for the french barrage of random farm animals his charge on a 50-foot high wall would surely have succeeded

  • @BrokenSodaMachine
    @BrokenSodaMachine 12 років тому +8

    "What are you doing in England??!" "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!" trolololol

  • @TheLalchi
    @TheLalchi 10 років тому +87

    I'm french and I love this with my outrageous accent !

    • @Kircial
      @Kircial 9 років тому +2

      Grail to the french :p

    • @bacitoto4856
      @bacitoto4856 9 років тому +7

      outrrraaaaageous*

  • @kish45
    @kish45 4 роки тому +7

    3:05 Tremble at might of a weapon that is greater than the atomic bomb and nuclear bomb combined.
    *The Cowapult!!!*

  • @vinylscratchlsts502
    @vinylscratchlsts502 10 років тому +39

    I fart in your general direction! -Best taunt EVER!

  • @Emezie
    @Emezie 15 років тому +6

    I love how they're so angry that they just walk across the lake at the end.

  • @xxTC-96xx
    @xxTC-96xx 12 років тому +12

    I love their horses XD

  • @vincentvorse
    @vincentvorse 8 років тому +26

    Sticks and stones will break my bones (and so will cows) but words will leave but a flesh-wound

    • @nachox64
      @nachox64 6 років тому

      Got the reference

  • @lynxzrz
    @lynxzrz 7 років тому +7

    "OIM FRENCH" in the most cockney accent hahaha so subtle, so brilliant.

  • @Wyrmshadow
    @Wyrmshadow 10 років тому +63

    352 people's mothers were hamsters.

    • @jenniferclark9842
      @jenniferclark9842 10 років тому +24

      And their fathers smelt of elderberries.

    • @jaskuwka
      @jaskuwka 10 років тому +12

      The other 10 are the uneducated wipers of other people's bottoms.

    • @thewhuthut
      @thewhuthut 5 років тому

      My secret's out. So was mr Grandma.

  • @KirkCliff2
    @KirkCliff2 10 років тому +12

    Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
    -Of course not! You're English types!
    What are you, then?
    -I'm FRENCH! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 10 років тому +16

    So thats how the war of the hundred years started

  • @blondwiththewind
    @blondwiththewind 8 років тому +17

    " ... Naow gew aweigh ohr ah shall taunte yew a seconde tymah ..." (my favorite Python line of all tymah!!)

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think i could possibly choose a favorite. But, "i feel happpppy!" is close.

  • @IndigoGeronimo5959
    @IndigoGeronimo5959 12 років тому +5

    "I blow my nose at you so-called 'Arthur King'!" I absolutely love this quote.
    I remember back in my middle school years me and a friend of mine were obsessed with this movie and would ride invisible horses down the hallways between classes, quoting the movie the whole way. It's a miracle we were well liked and didn't get beat up for that bit and a few others got the reference.
    Certainly one of my all time favorite films. Monty Python... and Pulp Fiction.

  • @ssh1487
    @ssh1487 10 років тому +8

    hahahaha "Walk away, just ignore them."

  • @AngelWingsVIII
    @AngelWingsVIII 10 років тому +5

    this movie stayed in theaters in France for an extra 2 weeks in 1975 'cause of this scene :D :D lol!

  • @guyren49
    @guyren49 7 років тому +1

    'Is there someone else we can talk to?' Such an Eeenglish way of dealing with awkward people. LOL

  • @CyrusOfNaias
    @CyrusOfNaias 7 років тому +3

    Sir Lancelot then attacks the castle in the only manner he knows... Age of Empires-style!

  • @Tdsifo
    @Tdsifo 10 років тому +3

    My sister has a bumper sticker that says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries".

  • @PrideOfPokemon
    @PrideOfPokemon 10 років тому +7

    We watched this in my class because we just finished King Arthur, it was the best class ever

  • @winstonfosdick9887
    @winstonfosdick9887 12 років тому +1

    Have lost count of how many times I have watched this film, just gets funnier every time...

  • @acer3573
    @acer3573 11 років тому +3

    I still remember the first time I showed this movie to my older brother, when the cow was catapulted I had to pause the tape because my brother was literally rolling on the floor laughing hysterically :)

  • @ZOMGitsLauren
    @ZOMGitsLauren 10 років тому +3

    this guy seriously makes the movie.

  • @TheTourlous
    @TheTourlous 8 років тому +8

    Kinda reflect the relation between Anglo Ontario and French Quebec..

  • @resurgem8
    @resurgem8 12 років тому +1

    Tooo funny!! Time to watch these films all over again!
    Thank you!!!!

  • @madeleinebaier5347
    @madeleinebaier5347 10 років тому +3

    I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. Phffffft!

  • @nicomontecchiari
    @nicomontecchiari 10 років тому +3

    One of the things that blows my mind is the guy beating on the water stream. It doesn't get any more medieval than that..

  • @AAAAAAAARRGHH
    @AAAAAAAARRGHH 10 років тому +8

    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  • @Ghork0
    @Ghork0 12 років тому +1

    Good old classic, I've seen this movie quite some times as a kid on our VHS recording from when it went on TV. Kids growing up today will never even experience those tapes or having to rewind a movie all way through to see it. :P

  • @tomjohnson7529
    @tomjohnson7529 10 років тому +16

    'must be a king.' ' How can you tell? ' 'He hasn't got shit all over him.'

  • @reefrunnerart
    @reefrunnerart 12 років тому +3

    "You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"
    That one's my favorite!

  • @GrimLotus
    @GrimLotus 10 років тому +7

    My favorite pastime, beating water with a stick.

  • @ph11p3540
    @ph11p3540 10 років тому +4

    They could have waited for keep to sink. It was built in a Swamp.

  • @huntergraham702
    @huntergraham702 10 років тому +8

    I fart in your general direction!

  • @stevensonbak
    @stevensonbak 10 років тому +10

    "I burst mah pimples at you!"

  • @MiosPanties
    @MiosPanties 10 років тому +10

    Saber would be very disappointed

  • @cuddlywolfy
    @cuddlywolfy 12 років тому

    its amazing how the actors don't crack up and start laughing every few seconds like i am.

  • @kirbythestarwarrior2047
    @kirbythestarwarrior2047 10 років тому +15

    My favorite scenes from Monty Python....They remind me of France and England from Hetalia! XDDDDD

  • @dianabauer9965
    @dianabauer9965 10 років тому +4

    "You have ze brains of a duck, you know...."

  • @MarxismLilyism
    @MarxismLilyism 11 років тому +7

    This is what led to the hundreds of years of war and hatred between the French and English.

  • @Sirkofski
    @Sirkofski 12 років тому +2

    "i told him we already got one!" Hehehheheh. Lol

  • @hexonatapeloop
    @hexonatapeloop 10 років тому +8

    Walk away, just ignore them

  • @BillieJolene1
    @BillieJolene1 10 років тому +4

    LOL They got buckets of shit poured on them. HILARIOUS!!! Awesome!

  • @vichisuki
    @vichisuki 8 років тому +8

    I am freench! Can you not tell by my outraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageous accent?

  • @knut761
    @knut761 12 років тому +2

    "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt...of elderberries"
    Old school insult LOVE it XD

  • @toddgenz
    @toddgenz 10 років тому +3

    "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

  • @CaerulaXSanguis
    @CaerulaXSanguis 10 років тому +9

    proper title should be French Trolling

  • @wwedude121
    @wwedude121 12 років тому +3

    "I fart in you general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
    ROFLMAO!

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 10 років тому +1

    Greatest command in military history - "Now go away before I taunt you a second time".

  • @Knite937
    @Knite937 10 років тому +3

    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!! lol

  • @EJLSWE
    @EJLSWE 10 років тому +5

    The French are taunting the English lol, love it. :)

  • @EmperorBun
    @EmperorBun 12 років тому +3

    "What a strange person."

  • @A2Z11tree
    @A2Z11tree 12 років тому +1

    my media studies teacher in high school made us watch this, greatest teacher/method of learning ever

  • @jaksandrow1015
    @jaksandrow1015 10 років тому +4

    "Ah faht in yoh general direction."

  • @plottwist3364
    @plottwist3364 8 років тому +6

    Cowtapult

  • @matthewy2j
    @matthewy2j 10 років тому +14

    I am of French descent and I can vouch for this scenes accuracy, don't bother replying to argue to this post cause I'll probably surrender.
    VIVE LA FRANCE! (unless germany invades....)

  • @StevenSimard
    @StevenSimard 12 років тому +1

    This is the greatest movie ever.No exeptions.

  • @hetosnips
    @hetosnips 10 років тому +4

    What a strange person!

  • @andreamartin4238
    @andreamartin4238 10 років тому +4

    our accent is actually really more horrible!
    Aye canne swère it

  • @swverville
    @swverville 12 років тому +1

    I love how at 3:28, while everyone else is getting bombarded by farm animals, Lancelot is busy hacking and stabbing at the castle wall! LMAO

  • @anne-gabriellemarquet5895
    @anne-gabriellemarquet5895 8 років тому +5

    You see ? French people always win ;p

  • @ericvandergraaf4804
    @ericvandergraaf4804 10 років тому +13

    The English were always better fighters than the French. The English always made for better soldiers.
    England land of hope and glory!

    • @jacobleb420
      @jacobleb420 10 років тому +2

      *****
      Exactly, their strongest warriors were never the Anglo-Saxons.

    • @dracopticon7788
      @dracopticon7788 10 років тому +2

      ***** And in turn, the Normans is descended from the Northmen of Scandinavia, hence the name. They were better fighters period.

    • @hugob8180
      @hugob8180 10 років тому +1

      they were mixed,but anyway good taunting !

    • @jeffkodiac
      @jeffkodiac 10 років тому +10

      ITs for that the French kicked the English sorry asses during 800 years that beguns with the French Norman conquest of England ....

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 8 років тому +1

      The Normans weren't French lol plus the English have always been kicking French ass ;)

  • @towgunnerusmc
    @towgunnerusmc 12 років тому +2

    "French Taunter" Great scene! (loved the "duck bombs")

  • @YouWillNeverKnoweth
    @YouWillNeverKnoweth 12 років тому +1

    LOL the insults he comes up with are my favourite in the whole world! :P

  • @egelund1976
    @egelund1976 12 років тому +1

    Epic movie, set the standard for decades! Humour on the highest level

  • @pspboy7
    @pspboy7 9 років тому +2

    "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
    LOL

  • @kristiayers
    @kristiayers 10 років тому +1

    oh god this never gets less funny.

  • @MrRuben1989
    @MrRuben1989 11 років тому

    I've seen these scenes literally hundreds of times.
    But I still giggle like a little girl when I hear John Cleese saying "kniggets".

  • @nosferatu6385
    @nosferatu6385 Рік тому +1

    The part where they catapult the cow gets me every time 😆

  • @davidvin2387
    @davidvin2387 12 років тому +1

    I always wanted to know what the hell they were saying just went lookin through comments for that exact thing. You sir have made my day.

  • @alphuez
    @alphuez 12 років тому +1

    Thanks -- I just thought it was hysterical.
    The more polite version is equally admirable. Sounds and reads like a couteous official advisory note.
    Again, thanks.

  • @quanuck1674
    @quanuck1674 10 років тому +2

    Next time you cut through my castle.. go around!

  • @Anikunia1
    @Anikunia1 11 років тому +2

    bahahaha Iove this. " Why are you in England? " Mind your own business." lmfao

  • @sheltondk43
    @sheltondk43 11 років тому +2

    My absolute favorite of all time.

  • @NevanSlone
    @NevanSlone 4 місяці тому +2

    3:05
    Lives rent free in my mind.

  • @superlolbrothers6559
    @superlolbrothers6559 4 роки тому +1

    Jim Henson must’ve got inspiration from this movie. Because this movie almost has the same comedy as The Muppet Show

  • @larourke
    @larourke 12 років тому

    What a strange person! hahahaha well put Galahad..well put. Michael Palin is definitely my favorite.

  • @quanuck1674
    @quanuck1674 10 років тому +1

    A salesman's gatekeeper from hell... "we already have one..." bwahahahaaaaa....

  • @earthwinddilithium97
    @earthwinddilithium97 11 років тому

    This movie never gets old.

  • @krisnorge5830
    @krisnorge5830 10 років тому +2

    Good thing they're staying behind their walls! If Lancelot gets through, they won't stand a chance against that sword-happy madman!

  • @atticuskoch2965
    @atticuskoch2965 10 років тому +2

    354 people's fathers smelt of elderberries

  • @Lizascarrysouthman
    @Lizascarrysouthman 12 років тому

    I FART in your general direction! Oldest one in the book, yet still funny.

  • @BloodMoonTsuki23
    @BloodMoonTsuki23 12 років тому

    Every time I watch this movie I think, "Do they ever get tired of skipping???" XD

  • @rebourne5977
    @rebourne5977 8 років тому

    I always love how the French finally give in to their request for food and catapult down a cow that can feed Arthur's crew.

  • @cocolahtay
    @cocolahtay 10 років тому +1

    This could have been avoided if King Arthur had brought 8000 Unsullied.

  • @tallica4eternity
    @tallica4eternity 12 років тому

    I showed this to my friends...they thought it was the dumbest thing they had ever watched, whereas I found it to be hilarious!

  • @ragtunes123
    @ragtunes123 12 років тому

    "You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms!" Gawd I forget how funny this ensemble really was and still is!!!

  • @PAGANlNl
    @PAGANlNl 12 років тому

    0:15 Beating water with a stick is always the best way to occupy your time.

  • @babygiraffe123
    @babygiraffe123 Рік тому

    "I fart in your general direction!
    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" 🤣