jimm3ronn Ludacris probably got the brunt of all the harsh jokes ...which is weird because this roast wasn't even for him. But if you saw his reactions to the other jokes made about him, this was actually the most positive reaction.
Yea Luda got hit alot with some good ones...but I dont think it was so much the jokes it was his reaction to them.Think if he'd reacted with more smiles and just laughing them off it wouldnt have been a bigger focus on how harsh they were.But,this is a roast and at times everyone up there seems uneased from time to time because the jokes are harsh and direct and for the most part with some truth to them!
Jennifer E I know. Ludacris looked a little embarrassed about Martha mentioning that he has 3 kids with 3 different women out of wed-lock. That was a great joke.
Earlier in the show, Jeff Ross had taken the piss out of Paul Walker's car accident. Ludacris & Paul Walker were very good friends. He gave an interview & said that it affected him for most of the show.
I think Martha just convinced me to buy some of her towels. I work at Macy's and we have a whole selection just for her lol Plus i get a discount....on top on my discount :D
This is an indirect quote from a podcast with one of the roast writers. He said Martha Stewart went to the writing staff and said “I want to kill as hard as possible in that room,” so they wrote her some savage material. Seems like she has a great sense of humor.
@@imanmalek9341 The ellipses after the setup means the joke was cutoff before the punchline, like: "Your grandma so old...that her social security number is 1." But then Martha entered the chat, and the jokester didn't want to get roasted, so he said something nice.
@@imanmalek9341 Oh, she was referencing the term "nigga rich," which refers to a broke person who all of a sudden comes into money, but quickly blows it all.
Y'all being like "how is she so savage?? Who wrote her jokes" but she's always this savage, you bet your ass she probably wrote all those jokes herself
Martha Stewart is officially a damn comedian. Wow! Book the tour NOW. I'll be there...it'll probably be held at a design district or something, but I'm there.
The only woman alive that I genuinely respect and admire, She's so balanced, classy, smart, confident, charismatic, and she looks great even though she's " *78* "
People asking why Martha is here??? It's because she's a true roaster!!
someone wrote that for her. someone usually writes all the non comedians roasts.
Alex Clark I agree. Martha was great.
Um no Jeff roast is
Alex Clark doesn't she have a Martha stew-art roaster?????
God damn I about to delete this comment!!!
damn no remorse, completely ruined ludacris
Lol he didn't seem too happy, either
amn0809 well I wouldn't be too happy if that was me...
It was beautiful....
jimm3ronn Ludacris probably got the brunt of all the harsh jokes ...which is weird because this roast wasn't even for him. But if you saw his reactions to the other jokes made about him, this was actually the most positive reaction.
Yea Luda got hit alot with some good ones...but I dont think it was so much the jokes it was his reaction to them.Think if he'd reacted with more smiles and just laughing them off it wouldnt have been a bigger focus on how harsh they were.But,this is a roast and at times everyone up there seems uneased from time to time because the jokes are harsh and direct and for the most part with some truth to them!
Thug Life. Who knew that Martha was so hilarious.
Ghost writer
A comic named Tony Hinchcliffe wrote her jokes.
'"Not African-American rich. But don't worry, it'll come to me"!LOL
@@SteveCarras growing up in detroit, there is some truth to that. lol. guys spend every dime they got on their car
@@SteveCarras I didn't get it
She got an interesting way of delivering her jokes. A bit grandmother-ish?
That's what makes it funny
She's like that one grandma or aunt in every family who doesn't give a fuck, has no filter, and talks shit about everyone lmao
It's called reading the house down, honey
Grandmothers are badass. All of them
It's perfection.. sort of a cross between "I'm really above all this" and "Since I'm here.. I should keep it honest."
Prison does make you a badass.
XD
Lol sorry Martha killed it tonight
Yeah but getting into prison makes u a dumbass
Yeah, but Ryan, not using proper grammar when you write, makes you look like a dumb-ass, even on social media! :|
MyRandomSelf
Who cares
I think Martha spent a lil time in Snoops trailer before they went on air.
DJ COOK she did say she had eaten a couple of snoops brownies beforehand
She mentioned in an interview she was high lmao
E T yes he was he was smoking on stage the whole she got contact high
She said in an interview on Steve that she was next to him inhaling his smoke for 4 hours 🙌🏾😆
She said she spent 4 hours recording the roast and she was sitting next to snoop most of that time and got 2nd hand high she was as super high
She was the best one tonight IMO
Not even close IMO
no ron burgundy was the best!
Jason SealMan Ehhh... Natasha, him & JB himself were a close second... but we all have our opinions
deepfriedkirby who did u like most?
Khendra Ghane KILLED IT
Haha ludacris was low key butt hurt xD
Jennifer E I know. Ludacris looked a little embarrassed about Martha mentioning that he has 3 kids with 3 different women out of wed-lock. That was a great joke.
Earlier in the show, Jeff Ross had taken the piss out of Paul Walker's car accident. Ludacris & Paul Walker were very good friends. He gave an interview & said that it affected him for most of the show.
he was prob thinking get back, you dont know me like that
Frrrrr
@@gunnerboy2975 reallyyyyy I understand then
Damn, a chicken ain't the only thing she can roast...
She was the HIGHLIGHT of this roast
DAMN, she learned how to cut someone up while she was in prison!
That's a cold, classy type of roast. I love it.
I think Martha just convinced me to buy some of her towels.
I work at Macy's and we have a whole selection just for her lol
Plus i get a discount....on top on my discount :D
I jizzed on some towels I recently returned. Wash them before using, just a heads up.
Im glad i dont work in that department lmao
Tom Miller thank god I don't go to any hotels. :D
***** I get the five finger discount. Tops your discount.
She was my favorite!! I know she didn't write the jokes but her delivery was perfect!!
Shes 73?????????????????????????
8 tv
Dayumm I thought you were trolling until I found out that she was born during WW2... old af.
w9j15g i'm trying to find out asap
Picasso Audio You should give her your age-freezing machine lol.
all make-up
Damn. Those jokes were murder. I wonder who wrote em.
the powerful tony hinchcliffe
teams of people
Nobody she's just funny.
This is an indirect quote from a podcast with one of the roast writers. He said Martha Stewart went to the writing staff and said “I want to kill as hard as possible in that room,” so they wrote her some savage material. Seems like she has a great sense of humor.
SHE DID WHILE SHE WAS ON CELL BLOCK C
Dang, Martha Stewart's got a brass pair!
Love your channel dude! Cool to see you on a random comment section
Lol you're here?! Haha howdy.
Has they glue that holds your wood teeth in, seeped into your brain?
Arminius Uhhhhh....
She's done more time than i have lol
No ones safe! This is probably already been made into a thug life vine somewhere lol
Lol true
Dwas saw Def rt#Rd try f ft d I'll t3d8d8d detect dddi4,am g
luda got 3 kids by 3 differnt woman=thug life
God damn, I haven't seen a Vine reference in ages.
Whats vine?
She killed it.
Ludacris can't come back from that shit, destroyed by a 73 year old.
"Your grandma so old..."
_Martha Stewart has entered the chat_
"That she makes delicious family meals."
what the first joke meant!?
@@imanmalek9341 The ellipses after the setup means the joke was cutoff before the punchline, like:
"Your grandma so old...that her social security number is 1."
But then Martha entered the chat, and the jokester didn't want to get roasted, so he said something nice.
@@Fermion. i meant the first joke of martha in video, i think joke was about the N word?
@@imanmalek9341 Oh, she was referencing the term "nigga rich," which refers to a broke person who all of a sudden comes into money, but quickly blows it all.
@@Fermion. thanks :)
i keep coming back to this when ive had a hard day and need a laugh.
Daaaaang Martha Stewart
I thought she was a cute grandma figure.
She is an ex felon bruh
Y'all being like "how is she so savage?? Who wrote her jokes" but she's always this savage, you bet your ass she probably wrote all those jokes herself
The receipts: any video where Conan and Martha together
+Lisa Wang it's not the jokes but her delivery that are amazing
Is this the new valley girl lingo?
Someone else wrote all her jokes. Fail.
Tony Hinchcliff wrote her jokes
Lmao I fell in LOVE with her rebranding on this day! And add to it the new show with Snoop and I'm loving it.
Martha Stewart is officially a damn comedian. Wow! Book the tour NOW. I'll be there...it'll probably be held at a design district or something, but I'm there.
The part where she was lecturing Justin on how to make and use a shank in prison was hilarious.
This should have been the roast of Ludacris because he got pwned
Green Raver Poophead
+Green Raver ur so dumb
+Green Raver ur so dumb
+Green Raver I hate stupidface's like this
+Green Raver Troll
Ludacris looks pissed! Lmfaoooo go marha
linger4605 I agree with you. It was hilarious to see Ludacris get all embarrassed about having 3 kids with 3 different women all out of Wed Lock.
@@Sinnerswing "out of Wed Lock" lol
Martha Stewart sure knows how to roast XD
Fucking Savage 😂😭
Martha And Natasha were made this roast
Martha wasn’t playing with them at all 🤣🤣🤣
Martha had me so weak lmfao 😂😂😭😭
She absolutely killed it!!!
She got down
I think I just fell in love!
Whoa. Who knew Martha was such a badass? That was awesome delivery.
YL G She was awesome.
damn she went in bruh
Martha KILLED it.. savage AF
holy shit Martha
Martha Stewart love you you killed it
Damm she be going at it lmfao imma buy her towels now
Nicely read, Martha.
Ludacris bouta cry.. Lool I felt sorry for him xD
Almost 10 years later and still hilarious
what a sales pitch, she is still on top of her game.
okay, this was pretty good
Just wow! What a knock out performance.
Brilliant roasting.
That's what a roast is. Brilliant.
She DESTROYED it!!! Best roaster of the night
Martha gangsta as hell...you know she was probably back stage teachin snoop how to roll the "perfect blunt" I swear martha rules
I would definitely finish off on Martha Stewart's bed linens.
Martha is a legend!
Thanks for uploading the entire roast in 30 second to 1 minute clips....doesn't clutter my inbox at all........
Martha killed it!!
I love this woman!!!!!
Wow Martha is savage
IDC who you are..... that Ludacris joke was halarious and spot on!!!! LOL LOL
"Justin you know the word" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Martha Stewart is badass and now I want buy some of her towels
Steven Fernandz She was great.
This was written by the king of roasting, Tony Hinchcliff!!
"May I suggest pulling out sometime" hahaha damn!
Love her!
Good set
Best. Roast. Ever
That was straight up shade to Ludacris. Martha murdered them! Lol
Go Martha you killed it
Great job, liked what you did. Hope to see more.
Martha was straight savage.
BRO SHE WENT IN BAHAAHAH
Martha is the sweetest savage ever
I still think this is the best Roast Joke yet. Edgy and inappropriate, yet ok for this.
Damn Martha. You cold as ice!
That ludicrous joking was hilarious!
Justin, you know the word
Memo to self, get some Martha Stewart high absorbent linens
Tony Hinchcliffe and company did a great job writing for her. She killed.
Ludacris looked really butthurt lol
The only woman alive that I genuinely respect and admire, She's so balanced, classy, smart, confident, charismatic, and she looks great even though she's " *78* "
i watched the whole thing and believe me... martha went SAVAGE!!! lool
Martha Stewart was great.
She’s straight savage I’ll always love her
Martha dissing Shaq is the best l 😂😂😂😂
Sweet lord Martha? What she said to Kevin and Luda. lmao!
This Martha rules.
She killed it
She was amazing. I could not stop laughing.
Damn, Martha. You are good at comedy. Who would have thought.
“Shaq are you listening?” 💀⚰️
Martha is great: she should have him on his show!
YAAAASSSSSS! Oh my goodness. Best I've seen.
The best part of the show!! 😂😂😭
Flawless Martha.lol
Funny! Martha’s a very talented lady! Love it!
She killed!!!
Nailed it.
Martha came out here like Betty White - Ruthless and hilarious
It'd be better if we could see the uncensored version without it having to be downloaded.