A Breath of the Wild SPEEDRUN where you hook up with Paya
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2020
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This is not going to overtake Totally Legit.
Totally Legit Majoras mask is still being made, i recently made a community post detailing that
If you enjoy the video please consider subscribing/sharing it. UA-cam is not kind to new types of videos on channels
Is pretty fuggin good my dude
Gamer
Indeed
Thanks for the video I really appreciate it
Great job man hope to see more
Paya: "Babe come over"
Link: "I can't, I have to defeat Ganon."
Paya: "The elders aren't home"
Link:
and then he team rocket'd all the way to Paya.
(Funfact: Papaya is Spanish slang for pussy)
@@0Raik bruh i thought it was a fruit
@@entruh4520 it is
@@entruh4520 You're a fruit! LOL!
@@0Raik yes and no, papaya is a slang for puh but, on certain countries of Latin America.
Papa Nintendo showing up for a hot sec legit startled me
Lol
Yeah did you ever upgrade your gear to 4 stars because something happens there
Did nintendo show them their "im really feeling it"
Cin OHHH NOOOOo
@@cin2110 yeah but the experience was 5 stars
You’re able to read both Zelda’s and Mipha’s diaries. However when attempting to read Paya’s, you hesitate. So clearly Link cares the most for her.
I'll give you my like.
Because he doesnt remember them
@@iknowyouseeme3233 or because they're slightly more dead than Paya, who's literally downstairs at the time.
Random Name Ever so slightly more dead.
@@randomname7918 oh yeah that to
It's like he's speedrunning punchlines,references, and the game all at once.
Siren head refrence
@@beaksters
Child reference
Do forget alliteration
Ah yes 666 likes
And doing it well
"open her shrine"
So that's what they meant by "a woman's body is a temple"
yes, i am
Heh
@@TreeBranchStudios lol
shut up and take my like
How to woo Ninja Girls with ScottFalco,
10/10, my harem cannot be contained now, save me scott, Im drowning
I too am busy drowning
@@ScottFalco Somebody throw this man a life preserver as I, too, am drowning.
But I only have one life preserver!
Who do I save?!
@@skyler6987 Probably yourself, because if you followed these steps then you too would be drowning.
Yourself
Man imagine saving the world from a century worth of suffering just to tell a girl you boned a different girl
Oh so I'm not the only one?
ur username is a mood
And then in Totk you bone this girl too.
why is your pfp femboy link 💀 sure hes hot but still
@@Kirikaze9 why not
I watched this video.
I'm married now
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
probably
Probably.
Probably
Man, this boi speedrunned marriage
Shiggy Miyadiggy had me dead. I could not stop laughing at that name
Gimme timestamp
Miyamoto if he was a rapper.
The quote was better
Damn karens
Time stamp please
“It’ll take more than a wink and a hyah to get this gal to open her shrine.”
Cease
To
Exist
*_M O R T A L_*
Wink hyah
Link paya
"you would think the Nintendo would not allow such things"
Fire emblem: allow me to introduce myself
Initiate the once per game r*pe reference
@@aaronsmith3990 I think it's more than once in three houses
Dorothea and Caspar c support:you underestimate my power
Byleth: "ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE"
when?
"Something i have trouble with irl, Get Laid%"
Same
@Derp Squad
No problem once you decide to disregard your insecurities completely, being fearless by choice, love yourself unconditionally, stand in your truth and power, never ever being ashamed of who you are or what you believe in, treating others with kindness, flirt shamelessly with anyone who you fancy, and perhaps appearing to lower your standards a bit for awhile in order to hook someone, while still keeping high standards in practice. Show others your intrinsic worth and non-neediness, while engaging in healthy social activities and suitors will come flocking to you. Never ever be desperate but be your best self always (best according to YOU, not according to others), offering your high quality love and giving it to the other interested person of your choice as long as they deserve it, but calmly withdrawing it once they act in a non-deserving way. Don't get upset, don't threaten or beg, don't stay in unnecessary arguments, just listen well, state your honest mind, and either find a good compromise or leave while keeping your dignity, if they don't value you enough. Others will notice and they will perceive your inner value. Remember you define your own worth, your partner doesn't do that.
Sexual attraction is all about intrinsic worth and high value. It is about making others want to have sex with you, because you are so fucking awesome.
Don't be a beta simp (regardless of whether you are male or female), be an alpha, or better still, a sigma.
@@henrikljungstrand2036 I'm 13, but damn that's deep, that's some Great wisdom
"I clench my butt harder than a Melee player with a 2 stock advantage."
Same
“Wait Scott, you just said the M word!”
“Who took one hit in a tournament to avoid breaking my legs.”
I don't get it
...Facing Hbox
What makes this better is just how serious he sounds as he goes explaining this.
BOTW: there’s a scene missing
ScottFalco: let me animate that for you
really badly, paya's hands look like it's her boobs connected to her arms
@@tamoozbr can you do better
You missed the opportunity to call this "69%"
ScottFalco didn't make this category
F
@Cameron Hudson you said it anyway
I know it’s a joke but it’s not 69% it’s an any% goal run
Scott's tone of voice makes me think that he was making the "I yearn for true gender equality" face the entire time while recording.
You can’t treat a woman like that
@Zasso No Kenja yes and no but yes
"I've decided to do what many millenials won't and willingly visit an elder."
OOF
During Covid it's your civic duty to not visit grandpa.
*the elders* felt that
I'm 23 and most of my friends are 40+. (Car show addict)
I know my grandma's number by heart. Don't see how "visiting an elder" applies to any millenials. That'd be the gen Z kids people mistake us for.
@@CaptainFALKEN if you're 23 then you're gen z not a millenial, millenials are born from 1980 to 1994 so around 26-40
Let's be fair: it's hard to want to go see boomers.
"I completely bungle the silly 'what in the name of Hylia' trick" why did that reference make me snort so hard XD
A cultured individual
Very cultured individual
Terminal montage right?
@@nathanielrainford888 yeah
I loved that part!
"It will take more than a wink and a 'Hyaa' to get this gal to open her shrine"
Lost it at that line xD
Can we take a moment to appreciate how well scripted this is? There's an alliteration almost every second, and his delivery is flawless.
Flawlessly but depressingly
*"They totally BONED!"*
- Shiggy Miyadiggy
now that I think about it Paya actually fine af
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
And she's totally available and into link
@@pqbdwmnu the problem is link is like, 118 years old or something
@@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788 didn't stop aang
It took you this long?
"styling on the president, I hop over this incomplete wall-"
There. Right there. At two minutes and thirty seconds. Goddamn it. You, Scott, are a legend. You just earned a subscriber.
holy shit I didn't even catch that the first time
5:54 "Link! He's awake! ... What is he doing with that tree?" *smash smash smash* "WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA!"
Heh, nice reference
"I mentality laid out the route in my *mental mind* "
Holy shit
I know right?
The mind in the mind of the mind of Scott.
Bars
Biggest brain
“So I can take a pic of paya’s payas”
Oh my
0:45. I love how disturbed Paya looks lmao.
0:46
Sorry but
69nth
@@Catmoment67892 what??
Best Speedrun category ever created LOL.
Very funny video :D Loved it^^
Hi luigi kid
@The boys indeed it does
However only a true man of culture can recognize that line. As you have brought it up, i consider you a fellow man of culture
Hi Rene_Luigikid
*This man just showed me what terminal montage was doing in his animated botw speedrun*
During the GDQ speedrun last year they actually referenced the Terminal Montage video as they were going XD
Don't remember the segment terminal had his link snatch up payah tho...
"I once again forced myself through something that didn't want me in"
Thats something that Quagmire would be proud of 🤣
Giggity
Just like the FBI... and Quagmire's front door.
It's not out yet and the thumbnail has already been removed.
What was it
It's still there.
Then why say
What was it originally?
I wanna know too
Felt like Scott was going for a "hey hey people, Seth here" with his voice in this one. Disconcerting, but not unwelcome.
"Today I will being playing a very infamous, and autistic title."
Felt like a discount Modest Pelican - meh
@@Crystal-dl9ks "Where you; sell drugs, commit genocide, take advantage of the homeless population, and create a human kidney farm. All in the name- of capitalism."
This isnt an actual quote from him but it sounds like it is
I can hear that man’s voice
@@notdoow7851 "some say it'd be a organ harvesting operation, which I think is a bigoted term for, Unwanted organ donation"
lowkey the pattycake animation with link and paya was really wholesome and i want that in life
“styling on the president I hop over this incomplete wall” IM DEAD lmao
I love that riding a tree to the top of the Temple is now officially known as the "What-in-the-name-of-Hylia trick"
Terminal montage has really good content
A cultured individual
Why thank you isaac yutzy
I dont understand the reference, could you explain it?
@@guccigamer203 terminal montages "something about botw speedruns animated" video
link had to smash 67 times with the great fairies to 100 percent complete the game
I wish their was a super secret ending when you 100% complete the game before defeating ganon then do the stuff you need to do.
There is, just do every. Single. Thing. Including the divine beasts, then kill ganon
"Having watched an action movie or two I smack him midair."
-Shiggy Micdiggy 3020
"It will take more than a wink and a HYAAA to get her to open her shrine" shit got me loud laughing!
There are two versions of get laid percent in botw: Spending the night with Paya, obviously. And the makrophilia option by fully upgrading a piece of armor ;)
Paya's run is the optimal run
I really love these “post-commentary speedrun” videos, and the few scenes that are animated are a nice touch.
This is the literal definition of "Babe come over"
6:33 *gasp* how lewd!
The Puns per minute in this video is the highest I've ever seen. Normally I'd say it must have taken a long time to make, but maybe it's not the lenght of the time that matters, but what you do with it.
Anywho, keep up the amazing work you boner fide genius you.
"...and negate my fall damage through sheer willpower."
Best line
This was secretly revenge for Zelda always being in another guy's castle
He really wanted to use his deku nuts
and swing his master sword
1:58 this killed me, I never thought id find an SCP reference in a BOTW vic
I'm so glad that "Radical Larry" has basically become a synonym for SCP-106
This title confuses me. My confusion will inherently lead to me watching this video.
its a meme run a joke speedrun
52 minutes ago got it
It’s exactly what it seems.
We in the biz call that the "why boner"
0:46 you sneaky little devil. You putting in a "Who Frame Rodger Rabbit" reference.
I fucking knew it! Glad I wasn't alone in catching it.
I don't get it
Kryston It’s a scene from the movie, watch it. Still one of my favorite movies of all time.
Hadn't even thought of that. Brilliant.
@@super_kryston in the movie who framed roger rabbit thestory starts with a private eye being paid to follow the cartoon (yes animated cartoon people are things on this movie) jessica rabbit (human sexy cartoon wife of roger, actual cartoon rabbit) and the private eye finds that a big name on the cartoon industry and jessica are "playing arround" together... what is a punchline because they are actually just playing the game on the time stamp and not actually having sex... and thats the joke
Me: "sees the title"
Me after watching the video: So that's where Paya's birth mark is!
“The what I’m the name of hylia trick” I wondered if you watched his videos
To be fair he made a reference to his humor in the Totally Accurate Speedrun of Wind Waker (TerminalMontage also voiced the chief of the Rito in that video as well), so it's not surprising.
It's pretty clear the two know eachother and watch eachother's videos at the very least
Spicy, this content is what I'm here for
You have a point
@Thomas The Dank Engine it won't.
@Thomas The Dank Engine goos news, it was quite entertaining
You know when link smashes the great fairy when I upgrade something for the fourth time. XD
Best content
I think that's "molested%" or something like that. I don't remember if it was actually on the leaderboards tbh :/
she gave me a giantess fetish.
Its more like he gets m*lested.
I think it's the other way around.
4:40 "Swooce right in"
Was that meant to be a Skooks reference?
7:38 "Scotty, beam me up"
“I activated my inner radical Larry”
God dammit.
I love that people still remember Radical Larry and his power.
@@windspank530 well it's mostly because of a little game called... SCP Secret Laboratory
@@veziusthethird SCP Unity too.
@@veziusthethird *SCP Containment Breach
@@seancooper4058 well, not really but yea you could say so, it was popularized by the players in SCP:SL but a lot of people used it in SCP:CB
Ngl I honestly thought it was a joke when I saw a tweet saying there was gonna be a video on how to get laid in BotW
It was honestly better live
It is a joke. All you do is spend the night but in their customs only her husband can sleep in the same room so it is called the get laid ending.
This is the first time I've seen one of his videos and I'm in love. ESPECIALLY with that super cute little stream cyborg that makes his speedruns more interesting, what a fun idea! Definitely staying around.
1:28 in and the delivery alone has my howling with laughter
A friend and I actually did this once, where we raced to Paya from the start of the game
So glad to see more representation
Paya got dp
“I style on the President” had me double take
Scott this is amazing I've never seen anything like this before, your narration is the greatest I've ever herd
I love this. I love this so much. Your voice through it all is what really makes it.
"Channeling my inner Radical Larry I forced myself into the corner to vibrate through the wall"
And here I thought you would be the last person to make an SCP joke
Radical Larry predates the SCP foundation
Considering he made a SCP Secret Lab with a Side of Salt episode, it's not too surprising
The alliteration takes the usual comedy and ramps it up even more. Great vid!
I couldn't handle the awesome alliterative appeals to humor
the voiceover is the definition of art
I just love how Paya looks in your thumbnail
The “what in the name of Hylia” trick
That TerminalMontage vid always gets me
Which one?
@@luciandust2355 something about botw speedruns
If this is the plot of the sequel, I’ll be content with my purchase.
5:13 that caught me off guard 😂 *papa Nintendo’s ghost*
I really enjoyed this format and the application of your dry humor. Good job, Scott.
I love the fact he said the "What in the name of hylia trick", in reference to terminal, I believe you are both tied for world records.
This is the single most well written UA-cam video I’ve ever seen.
Seriously, Scott's scripting and delivery is amazing here.
Thanks for the speedrun. Gonna go ahead and utilize it
This really great. Keep up the great work on everything you do.
"Being incredibly out of shape causes me to slow down so I can catch my breath"
That's wild
heh, breath of the wild-
I can smell jjba pfps
@@phanzj3519 Yare Yare Dawa (?)
I made this run :)
Its a goodun
I agree
ScottFalco *_goodun_*
i love the new format! good job!
I'm super psyched hes back and I love the new design of cc
"What in the name of Hylia?", a man of culture I see.
"I bungle the What in the Name of Hylia trick" officially the name of it now.
It's a reference to the BOTW speedrun made by another animator
@@blueyandicy I think they know what the trick is.
9:09 "carl calamity proves he is too strong of a white knight and calls me a womanizer" im ded🤣
Bro this is way better when you watched the whole run and now its resumed!!
"Premiered 69 minutes ago"
n i c e
just like this video
someone get this man 9 more likes
@@sin_ari4742 We're on it, sir!
Nice
Make more of these kinds of videos
The animation awesome but the voiceover just adds so much character and fun to the video also I love watching the streams then seeing the highlights in a video
The writing of this is top notch, I feel your impressive chad energy through every sentence.
Ive never been hooked to subscribing just from one video. Well done.
"I clench my butt harder than a melee player" :D
Please, for the love of God, animate this speedrun Scott
Alternate title: "Scott learns how to rhyme"
This honestly just made my night
I'm impressed with all the alliterations
I am here. And now i need to wait 69 minutes to watch this. I am so damn ready
1 hr left
nice
Nice
Thanks for the commentary. This is a amazing
1:36 disrespecting ur own waifu robot u made noice
“Channeling my inner Radical Larry” amazing, truly
The ending we always asked for
*"Paya to get her Taco Bell ringed"*
This is legitimately the best writing I think I've ever heard in a video almost ever. Absolutely hilarious.
This is probably the best video I’ve seen all month, and on quarantine, that’s saying something