Alone in the Dark - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @zodayn
    @zodayn 8 років тому +1577

    Given that this movie uses a German tax evasion to save money, shoulnd´nt it be called: "a Loan in the Dark"?

    • @illuminatiforever8719
      @illuminatiforever8719 8 років тому +8

      W

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 8 років тому +32

      Here, have my like

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 8 років тому +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @beyshredder2916
      @beyshredder2916 8 років тому +19

      Well played 👏 👏 👏

    • @tyleradamson3045
      @tyleradamson3045 8 років тому +13

      Zodayn I'm starting to get the feeling that doug just pulls together a few comments from the video and calls that a script.

  • @TheToasterPope
    @TheToasterPope 4 роки тому +468

    Fun fact: this episode is mentioned on Wikipedia in a list of famous media that uses text to speech

    • @Spilia4
      @Spilia4 Рік тому +8

      You're lying that article doesn't exist

    • @TheToasterPope
      @TheToasterPope Рік тому +18

      @@Spilia4 I can’t find it anymore either, it was there at one point though.

    • @Vyndora
      @Vyndora Рік тому +5

      Text to speech is something I depend on, so I appreciate it if nothing else. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @onojioboardwalk9748
      @onojioboardwalk9748 Рік тому

      @@TheToasterPope .. Thats why one neither reads much of or trusts anything on that made-to-be-changed-or-lie website of wikihorse-crap dot cork bore.

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 7 років тому +332

    Fun fact: that long opening narration gives away like 90% of the plot

    • @joseloreto4284
      @joseloreto4284 5 років тому +17

      najhoant Way to spoil your movie before the movie begins, narrator.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 роки тому +19

      I love it when the editors realize that the movie was fucking terrible they just try to warn the audience of how stupid the movie gets using opening narration

    • @cosmokramer179
      @cosmokramer179 4 роки тому +15

      It was put in apparently because test audiences couldn’t understand the plot

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 роки тому +1

      @@cosmokramer179 wow

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @cosmokramer179
    @cosmokramer179 7 років тому +359

    I'm surprised Uwe Boll didn't challenge NC to a boxing match. Could you imagine how that would've turned out?

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 6 років тому +31

      Cosmo Kramer doug has his fangirls. What does uwe boll got?

    • @PublicBenemyNum1
      @PublicBenemyNum1 6 років тому +48

      Well, at least Linkara would have a good chance of winning...
      "I AM A MAN!!!"

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 6 років тому +45

      Then NC pulls out his pistol. lol

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 років тому +42

      Fun fact: If someone actually capable of fighting (such as Seanbaby) agreed to Boll's challenge, he'd pussy out.

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 4 роки тому +1

      @EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG So a better person than you.

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 8 років тому +1134

    One of my favourite episodes :) three is normally a crowd but you three really made it work.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 років тому +20

      PhantomStrider Hi Strider. 👋🙈🙉

    • @phantomstrider
      @phantomstrider 7 років тому +34

      Bryanna Brown howdy Bryana :)

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 років тому +15

      PhantomStrider Just wanted to say I really love your videos. You and Doug have some really good material. I've seen you two collaborated on a top 10 list, and I was wondering if you would try a review of your own. Maybe some of Don Bluth's later movies, like Anastasia. You seem to like Don Bluth's older movies, but also dislike his later movies *cough Troll in Central Park cough*. Once you get past the historical inaccuracies, Anastasia almost stands by itself as a sorta decent Diet Disney.

    • @jeanbrown9598
      @jeanbrown9598 7 років тому +7

      PhantomStrider And thanks for replying! I didn't actually except you to reply! Wow!

    • @calebmayfield3878
      @calebmayfield3878 7 років тому +2

      Please do top 6 worst Nickelodeon sitcoms

  • @gracefullynadine864
    @gracefullynadine864 8 років тому +264

    You know, I wouldn't call Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". At least Ed Wood was passionate about what he was doing. I believe he was just a terrible filmmaker that was trying his best. He was just... really, really bad at it.

    • @dietdrphil4442
      @dietdrphil4442 7 років тому +11

      I actually thought Rampage was really good. A little too much shaky cam for me but other than that the acting from the main character is surprisingly good. I'd avtually say check it out if you don't mind small bits of dark comedy with a really depressing plot.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 років тому +25

      I think Boll is the total opposite of Wood. Wood wanted to make movies and had a lot of passion, but zero budget. Boll makes and has a shitton of money, and he doesn't give a fuck about his movies or the source material

    • @silverloony1170
      @silverloony1170 6 років тому +17

      It's an insult to Wood to compare him to Boll. At least Wood possessed passion and effort; he just had no talent or budget. Boll, on the other hand, obviously puts no goddamn effort whatsoever into his work, thus removing any charm or even the possibility of coming close to "so bad it's good" status.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 років тому +17

      Tommy Wiseau can be called the next Ed Wood. Talentless and budgetless, but man does he try!

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 5 років тому +7

      @G-Funk 1 agreed,that became a running joke in disaster artist how much money he ended up spending...apparently his account is an infinite hole of dollar bills and gold i guess...

  • @Dirvinator
    @Dirvinator 8 років тому +630

    I COMPLETELY FORGOT DOUG HAD HAIR AT ONE POINT!

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 8 років тому +6

      he still does

    • @xandertrejo
      @xandertrejo 8 років тому +16

      He did? Where???

    • @goldenretriever6440
      @goldenretriever6440 8 років тому +10

      Like on the back of his head

    • @Dirvinator
      @Dirvinator 8 років тому +3

      Motion Design No

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 8 років тому +2

      +Motion Design try making good cartoons and then I'll get back to you

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 років тому +471

    Uwe Boll has recently announced his retirement from filmmaking... REJOICE!

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 7 років тому +44

      HALLELUJAH!!!!
      And no more boxing critics!!!!

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 7 років тому +14

      joyunicycle shame as I never saw him do that on video xD

    • @mets2128
      @mets2128 6 років тому +28

      And no more screwing people out of their money via German tax loopholes!

    • @bunnyblanc5470
      @bunnyblanc5470 6 років тому +13

      mets2128 praise the Lord his reign is over!!!!

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 років тому +9

      Awww no Bloodrayne 4? 😥

  • @lml6791
    @lml6791 8 років тому +182

    The three schmuckheads reviews are some of the funniest. We need more of them.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 роки тому +7

      Spoony doesn't review movies anymore.

    • @disconnected22
      @disconnected22 3 роки тому +12

      And Linkara left Channel Awesome. The old crossover days are long gone.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 роки тому +9

      We still have these two reviews though

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 роки тому +11

      @JOE DRAWS
      Look idk what’s happening with spoony, but Doug and Linkara are completely fine, idk what you mean downward spiral, he makes reviews every week that get the same amount of views, the only reason linkara and Doug will never work together, is because linkara worked on the “change the channel” document

    • @dylanthebiguy
      @dylanthebiguy 10 місяців тому

      Id say they could review
      house of the dead
      Bloodrayne 2
      And alone in the dark 2

  • @chriscobb4952
    @chriscobb4952 2 роки тому +83

    It’s a bit odd but I really like the episodes where the critic doesn’t talk and expresses everything through body language. He’s really good at controlling his face muscles

  • @Bobvanksy
    @Bobvanksy 8 років тому +427

    Man, I want another Uwe Boll review...Best trio ever.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 8 років тому +7

      They did Bloodrayne as well

    • @Bobvanksy
      @Bobvanksy 8 років тому +13

      Yeah I know, just can't get enough of them.

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 років тому +1

      what happened?

    • @projectbelmont7177
      @projectbelmont7177 8 років тому +1

      I can see why that would upset people... Jesus...

    • @HiddenGemsReviews
      @HiddenGemsReviews 8 років тому +20

      +DarkwingDuck 1984 That's incredibly inaccurate. The real reason was that Spoony wanted to go off and do his own thing. They've all come to terms with that crap years ago, or they wouldn't even do the collabs in the first place. Heck, they even poked fun at it in the Bloodrayne review (Which, you know, was a collab they did despite what you're saying) .
      Stop spreading that crap around.

  • @jasonsea6110
    @jasonsea6110 3 роки тому +133

    So many classic jokes. This episode is pure gold.

  • @hyungyuchoiboi1179
    @hyungyuchoiboi1179 8 років тому +564

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!!!

    • @fabio04081998
      @fabio04081998 8 років тому +2

      What appens to spoony?

    • @AWESOMEjeff654r
      @AWESOMEjeff654r 8 років тому +3

      it was probably a hand me down

    • @WarsunGames
      @WarsunGames 8 років тому +16

      Yeah! Take that shirt off!

    • @vandelayofficial492
      @vandelayofficial492 7 років тому +7

      You Castleton snob!

    • @stanmcserr8576
      @stanmcserr8576 7 років тому +10

      But I did see Time Chasers. The hero (if you could call him that) wore that t-shirt.

  • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
    @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 8 років тому +117

    Alone in the Dark, in a group, in the daylight.
    You mean Alone in the Dark Illumination?

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 8 років тому +397

    I could be wrong but wasn't Ed Wood at least TRYING to make good movies? That'd put him ahead of Bowl imo.

    • @henryolsen6248
      @henryolsen6248 8 років тому +83

      and they were so bad they were good. these are just....

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 років тому +39

      BAD

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 8 років тому +36

      to be fair, he wouldn't beat the shit out of his critics if he didn't care. Maybe he really does enjoy his own movies... or maybe he's an ass with an overinflated ego, who's tosay?

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 8 років тому +12

      True at least he was *trying* to make a good film

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +5

      Paranormal Encyclopedia shouldn't he have said michael bay? Makes bad movies but still gets paid millions

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 років тому +378

    That was totally filmed in a sauna.

    • @victoriamartines5030
      @victoriamartines5030 8 років тому +34

      Nope, it was filmed in Doug's house basement. There's the place he filmed 'The Room' review, 'Bebe's kids video game' review and many others. Check the 'Making of Alone in the Dark review' on CHANELAWESOME.COM.

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +16

      Look for nostalgia of nostalgia critic. He explained he had a room he did most of the reviews that was a massage room (yes i am serious) where he did a majority

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 років тому +8

      It looks like the AVGN basement, only without all the games and the other stuff

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 6 років тому +7

      +Tiger Robocop "other stuff" meaning boxes. The Nerd loves boxes.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 6 років тому +4

      Sorry. I have a life.

  • @dragonhunter1315
    @dragonhunter1315 8 років тому +253

    YOU NEVER WENT TO CASTLETON!!

    • @lukebaggins5004
      @lukebaggins5004 8 років тому +47

      i dropped out ok?

    • @jamesheasley2980
      @jamesheasley2980 8 років тому +25

      This is Bloodrayne *slaps Linkara's hand*.

    • @deonkonzen3580
      @deonkonzen3580 8 років тому +10

      I was going to comment on that. That`s where I went to school. :P

  • @banananutduckbread1279
    @banananutduckbread1279 7 років тому +36

    I don't like the fact that people are calling Uwe Boll the "Next Ed Wood". Ed Wood wasn't the best filmmaker, but he at least had passion for his work and tried his hardest to be a good filmmaker! Uwe Boll just produces this shit just to get money and doesn't give a flying fuck if his movies are good or not. And besides, Ed Woods films were actually enjoyable, not in the way he intended, but the it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of enjoyable. Uwe Boll's films are just bad and really painful to watch.

  • @SlashinatorZ
    @SlashinatorZ 8 років тому +294

    Wow this review is 7 years old now.
    Nostalgia Critic reviews are old enough to have nostalgia themselves.

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans 5 років тому +5

      Darth Vegeta how do you think I feel!

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 років тому +8

      How ironic
      Nostalgia critics reviews
      Have become nostalgic.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому

      Rogue Rainbow yeah. People constantly view them through rose coloured glasses.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 років тому

      Oh! He should review his first review like Phelous did!

    • @tawabunny
      @tawabunny 5 років тому +3

      10 now

  • @pikaace
    @pikaace 7 років тому +132

    If I wanted to get scared by flickering lights, I'd go watch Stranger Things

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +9

      Comparing this to Stranger Things is like comparing Liz the Vet to Jane Goodall

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 роки тому +1

      or spongebob

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 6 років тому +58

    18:27:"MARCO! MARCO!" "Polo!" Nice touch! Also...."Fish out of water!"

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 3 роки тому +30

    Tara Reid: "Some doors are meant to stay shut"
    Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hammers7657
    @hammers7657 8 років тому +157

    Wait! Critic. It's dangerous to review this alone, here take this.(gives double straight Clorox bleach)

    • @sleepypodcaster
      @sleepypodcaster 8 років тому +7

      did you...
      did you just...
      YOU DID!

    • @classygamer293
      @classygamer293 8 років тому

      Honestly I found the computer voice Critic uses is annoying

    • @nick_430
      @nick_430 8 років тому

      yeah why did he do that?

    • @Pandaramaster
      @Pandaramaster 8 років тому

      at the time he had a sore throat and was really ill so they worked it into the episode.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 8 років тому

      That's why he reviewed it with Spoony and Linkara

  • @alexd442
    @alexd442 6 років тому +46

    3:25 Boooring! This is so boooring! This is so boooring! Get to the show!

    • @Kris_sy
      @Kris_sy 4 роки тому +3

      I keep going back to that!

    • @theweysermanisback5205
      @theweysermanisback5205 8 місяців тому

      Doug: Obviously, you 2 are gonna see it.
      Lewis: Yep.

  • @ilovfob
    @ilovfob 8 років тому +92

    I died at "my acting is going shatner!"

  • @drfr0stii704
    @drfr0stii704 3 роки тому +8

    All joking aside about how bad this film is. You can tell how little fucks are given with a story like this, when the idea of this tribe discovering this other world is what the story should be about, not some dude killing a few creatures from said world.

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 2 роки тому

      Or maybe Carnby figures out what happened and close the portal? 🤷

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 8 років тому +182

    ... I miss Spoony. He's actually the reason I discovered TGWTG and AVGN around the same time

    • @extraincomeuk635
      @extraincomeuk635 3 роки тому +3

      What happened to him?

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 3 роки тому +33

      @@extraincomeuk635 he got really depressed and doesn't seem to be seeking any help. He hasn't done ANYTHING in almost a decade, lost most of his Patreons and even let his own website go defunct. He VERY rarely streams and when he does it's terrible, almost no talking to the chat and when he does he's just angry and fighting with them, it's really sad

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 3 роки тому +15

      @@extraincomeuk635 I also heard a rumor he’s gonna through a lot in his personal life like his Bipolar getting worse, and a bunch of other stuff. But I can’t confirm this information though

    • @okagron
      @okagron 3 роки тому +2

      @@extraincomeuk635 He became a lazy asshole. He can bring up all the crap about having bipolar disorder and other stuff, he just doesn't care about making more content.

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 3 роки тому +13

      @@okagron Ah yes....because having a documented medical issue is "being a lazy asshole".
      Newflash....he doesn't owe you anything. Therefore, he ain't being 'lazy'.

  • @SFK360
    @SFK360 7 років тому +87

    "Why the hell was I in Star Trek 6?"

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 років тому +1

      James Jackson I’m watching it right now.

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 6 років тому +7

      He was a Trekkie/Trekker, and his mother was the casting director.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 років тому +1

      @@Tubewings really?

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 5 років тому

      @@gothnerd887 Yes, really.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 років тому

      @@Tubewings interesting

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 8 років тому +190

    When we didn't knew that spoony never went to castleton

    • @maxdresser2526
      @maxdresser2526 8 років тому +22

      He allegedly went and dropped out.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 років тому +5

      Watch the Bloodrayne review, they actually make a callback joke.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 років тому +1

      Kiza I still have hope he's working on content, yeah it's been a while but real life happens and the like.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 років тому +3

      I'll assume you haven't followed him on social media for a while. He suffers from pretty severe depression, bi-polar disorder and sleep deprivation. All of those things mix into a cocktail that makes it an effort just to get out of bed.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 років тому

      wittyreviewer I heard of that but I didn't want to assume without being able to double check. I wish him luck with that stuff.

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 Рік тому +12

    "I like to wear womens clothing...I like to wear womens clothing..."
    🤣

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze 8 років тому +287

    Honestly, i hate that Uwe Boll was called the modern Ed Wood. As shitty as Ed Wood´s movies are, he at least had a passion and love for his movies, even if they ended up being big bombs, Uwe Boll makes movie in order to screw people out of their money. He´s more like the Donald Trump of movies.

    • @simonmagnusson4303
      @simonmagnusson4303 8 років тому +6

      more likr evry politician ever.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 років тому +24

      You are right, I can at least respect a shitty creator that has passion, Uwe just makes intentionally bad movies to take profit of the whole german tax laws, he doesn't give a damn about what he makes.

    • @VolvagiasBlaze
      @VolvagiasBlaze 8 років тому +11

      Jack Rose Reviews
      i read this a long time ago so forgive my probably bad memory, but if i remember the german government wanted german cinema to not be made outside of germany so they decided to make certain changes that made it a lot more atractive to remain in Germany. They supported the movies and if the movie didn´t make it´s money back, the government would pay enough money so that the movie breaks even. Again, not sure if i´m remembering this right, so take this with a grain of salt

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 років тому +38

      he's a con artist. his entire career is just a front for his producers-esque scheme of profiting off of flops.

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 7 років тому +18

      Also, Uwe Boll's never going to get a movie made about him starring Johnny Depp.

  • @superpan218
    @superpan218 Рік тому +19

    Uwe Boll makes Roland Emmerich look like Stanley Kubrick.

    • @xanzibar5374
      @xanzibar5374 Місяць тому +1

      Even if Emmerich’s films don’t get the best reviews, he says he doesn’t let criticism bother him. He says he does what he loves to do, and that is making “popcorn films”.

    • @superpan218
      @superpan218 Місяць тому

      @@xanzibar5374 Emmerich is at least more earnest than Uwe Boll. I mean, Emmerich doesn't challenge his critics to boxing matches.

  • @syntaxerror9994
    @syntaxerror9994 8 років тому +59

    Mystery Nostalgic Critic 3000

  • @cyborgninja5489
    @cyborgninja5489 Рік тому +18

    Fun fact: Mary Jo Slater, Christian Slater's mother, was the Casting Director for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and got her son cast because he was a huge fan of the original series.

  • @Kem1kal13
    @Kem1kal13 8 років тому +47

    Stephen Dorff looks like a low budget Kiefer Sutherland

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 років тому +81

    You never went to Castleton, Spoony!

  • @necogreendragon
    @necogreendragon 8 років тому +48

    "I Brought science." Still cracks me up. Love this review.

  • @HeyInternetErichere
    @HeyInternetErichere 6 років тому +88

    Best Three Stooges short ever. Critic is spot on with his Joe Besser impression.

  • @hbrano1
    @hbrano1 8 років тому +55

    Hey, I just heard Uwe Boll has retired from filmmaking!!

  • @Koridai011
    @Koridai011 4 роки тому +10

    16:28 *mati walks in* “Pizza delivery” *bang* “HEART”

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 років тому +166

    Unless of course the man was...
    CHUCK NORRIS!

  • @alestorm2767
    @alestorm2767 8 років тому +47

    One of the best NC videos, period.

  • @TheGreatMerman
    @TheGreatMerman 8 років тому +41

    How was Christian in Star Trek VI? Four words: "Nepotism and a Paycheck." (His mom was the casting director.)

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd Рік тому +76

    Fun fact: That opening onslaught of text in the movie was read by the director himself. Now we can put a voice to Uwe Boll's evil.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 Рік тому +8

      I don’t think so. Uwe Boll has a thick German accent which the opening narration lacked. Sounds more like Christian Slater to me.

    • @Jos46664
      @Jos46664 8 місяців тому +1

      nahhh, his accent is really thick and his voice is really squeaky

  • @TOTTO9508
    @TOTTO9508 8 років тому +116

    WE NEED A REVIEW OF ANOTHER UWE BOLL MOVIE
    justo to see the three again

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc 8 років тому +1

      You mean after Bloodrayne?

    • @TOTTO9508
      @TOTTO9508 8 років тому +14

      TimeTravelinc Yep
      Like House of the Dead

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 років тому +3

      I'm just interested in what Seed is like

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 років тому +1

      Or Postal. I just want to see Doug's reaction about the 9/11 joke.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому

      Bloodrayne was already done, so what's next? Rampage trilogy? ITNOTK Trilogy (seriously bad)? House of the Dead? The list is, unfortunately, endless.

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 8 років тому +63

    "They're all from different locations: Venezuela, Newfoundland, Alaska, and now this one from Chile.""Burying them at the ends of the Earth."
    You see, there are these vast, new land masses across the seas. They are known as Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antartica. I'm sure pieces of your puzzle are hidden there as well.

    • @BoldAndBrash5683
      @BoldAndBrash5683 5 років тому

      James A Clouder not Newfoundland, New Foundland

    • @goodbadbill
      @goodbadbill 4 роки тому

      @@BoldAndBrash5683 Newfieland!

  • @TheVandrell
    @TheVandrell 7 років тому +16

    Sorry, but I have to disagree with the idea of equating Uwe Boll to Ed Wood. The latter actually had intentions of making good films, but wasn't capable of doing so. The former doesn't even give crap and does bad films on purpose just for paycheck resulting from tax exemption loopholes. Truly a cinematic Hitler indeed.

  • @dbunik44
    @dbunik44 8 років тому +26

    Uwe boll couldn't direct a porno movie....

  • @daltorthedestroyer2016
    @daltorthedestroyer2016 8 років тому +112

    Such a great video, I miss spoony

    • @link8440
      @link8440 8 років тому +1

      ?

    • @BetweenTheLyons
      @BetweenTheLyons 8 років тому +5

      He tweeted a joke about raping another reviewer and thats what got him fired from Channel Awesome.

    • @wedgewoodproductions7383
      @wedgewoodproductions7383 8 років тому +1

      He had like the best cameo appearances in the entire show.

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 8 років тому +38

      Incorrect. The fallout from that (And it was bad, but apologized for and at the time taken in good spirit) was massive yes, but he left on his own terms because the site was just not in a good place at the time. That it happened near the same time was unfortunate timing. Really, the site was a mess of politics, begging for the front page, and shoddy web design that made finding anyone other than "the main reviewers" nearly impossible. Considering they still work together on occasion, it's not as bad a situation as you're implying.

    • @ELEcomments
      @ELEcomments 8 років тому +5

      I would like to find out what happened to all the other old reveiwers I don't even know how many of them there is lol, whats the other guys name in here other than spoony, and where did he go lol

  • @RandumbDoomer
    @RandumbDoomer 7 років тому +81

    BREAKING NEWS: Uwe Boll has quit the movie business.

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 7 років тому

      Randumb Shouldn't it be good news

    • @RandumbDoomer
      @RandumbDoomer 7 років тому +5

      SunnyD Wukong Breaking news isn't always bad news, dude...

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 7 років тому

      ***** Oh My bad

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 7 років тому +2

      REJOICE!

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 років тому +5

      He quit because nobody wanted to fund his next projects on Kickstarter, including a sequel to Postal. As a response, he made a video name-calling everyone an asshole (and that was unintentionally hilarious) So basically, it's good news

  • @CaesarReichSadler
    @CaesarReichSadler 8 років тому +55

    which is worst? this movie or the recent game?

    • @AppetiteForIllusions
      @AppetiteForIllusions 8 років тому

      We don't mention that game.

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 років тому +35

      The movie. At least it has a working multiplayer.

    • @deadhunt4939
      @deadhunt4939 8 років тому

      I AM THE FWAKING UNIVERZEEE

    • @SomerankeroffYT
      @SomerankeroffYT 8 років тому +7

      *alone* in the dark. A MULTIPLAYER shooter.

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 років тому +14

      The sad thing is that the PS1 is a hidden gem with tight controls, good graphics and the best Edward design, the old PC games are good also.

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 7 років тому +30

    What ever happened to just investigating a haunted house in 1920's New Orleans after the owner committed suicide? Well, at least this movie isn't as bad as the 2008 video game.

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 7 років тому +1

      And another game called Two World just borrowed the starting story..

  • @soberossack6610
    @soberossack6610 8 років тому +25

    This is one of the best reviews. I watched it like 10 times and I gonna watch it again right now

  • @TotalAnimeFreak456
    @TotalAnimeFreak456 6 років тому +14

    Not to mention they dragged the awesome Nightwish into this. Fortunately, I skipped the credits so that Wish I Had an Angel won't be forever ruined for me. Also, I have no idea where the film is supposed to take place, but the Pender Street sign at the end makes it obvious it was filmed in Vancouver, from which I live a day's drive. I've walked down that street before because it's a short walk to Gastown and the convention centre. So screw this film even harder for involving my home province.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 8 років тому +27

    I want a boxing match, Uwe Boll vs. these 3 guys here.

    • @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520
      @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520 8 років тому +13

      Doug would use his power to magically make a gun appear. linkara would shatter his ear drums from his high pitched voice and I don't know about spoony... yet

    • @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ
      @ΝΙΚΟΣΝΙΚΟΣ-φ9γ 8 років тому +8

      spoony would turn into dr.insano and use his force lighting trick to fry him

  • @EricPudalov
    @EricPudalov 7 років тому +8

    1:57 Never let someone take over your text-to-speech program. It could have serious consequences.

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 7 років тому +36

    we need more hawking critic

  • @markyboo
    @markyboo 7 років тому +69

    For my tastes, this remains the funniest NC review ever.

    • @toshir0m1
      @toshir0m1 7 років тому

      I second that. All three in a day of great inspiration ^^

    • @MasterBuilderDragon
      @MasterBuilderDragon 7 років тому +2

      Mark Lambert It's definitely one of his best

  • @AntiMTVMovement
    @AntiMTVMovement 3 роки тому +38

    You gotta admire Christian Slater's reason for being in Star Trek VI--he did it as a favor to his mother.

  •  6 років тому +6

    Why the well was Christian Slater in "Star Trek 6"? Because his mother was the casting director, and got a part in the film as a favor to her. True story.

  • @CurlyGurlGamer
    @CurlyGurlGamer 8 років тому +22

    I swear this is one of my favorite reviews...XD

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 7 років тому +25

    This has got to be my all-time favourite NC episode, I'm sad that I couldn't vote for it for the anniversary Top 5 :(

  • @TheBioshocksnake
    @TheBioshocksnake 8 років тому +172

    Doug, are you still in touch with Noah?
    His Vlogs and videos helped me through a depression, and I absolutely love all his work, but he doesn't do anything anymore, and doesnt talk about it either. It really saddens me, because I miss looking forward to his next videos. If you see him, thank him for me, for the awesome stuff he's done.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 8 років тому +33

      He still uploads? His last upload was last month.

    • @jakobsanchez738
      @jakobsanchez738 8 років тому +48

      He posted on Twitter recently that he has been working on something new, and that he will be posting an update very soon.

    • @Tbm998
      @Tbm998 8 років тому +2

      Good. I got worried he'd gotten ill again. Dude doesn't have the best health.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 8 років тому +12

      Noah suffers from pretty bad depression, as a fellow sufferer I sympathize. He posted a photo on twitter once of himself struggling to film and frankly I know the look. He streams sometimes and recently he's been quiet, but he's doing ok apparently. Got some new stuff on the way.
      I think the split from CA hit him hard, but I know Doug and a few others still talk to him.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 8 років тому +6

      @wittyreviewer: yeah, and he has heart problems to boot. It's bipolar disorder, technically, so he has those highs to deal with, too.

  • @FabledHeroes3351
    @FabledHeroes3351 7 років тому +27

    20:31 I'm Acting
    I Like To Wear Women's Clothing I Like To Wear Women's Clothing

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 6 років тому +34

    It's been nearly ten years but I still love the antics of these three.

  • @dagreatzoink5559
    @dagreatzoink5559 3 роки тому +5

    Is this the video where oneyplays play Sims Deluxe edition and make Critic, Spoony and Linkara live with each other? Yeah makes sense

  • @ElectroTanoCZ
    @ElectroTanoCZ 8 років тому +5

    is that the same actor as the guy in mr.robot?

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 5 років тому +13

    I miss classic Channel Awesome. Before everything went to hell, Nostalgia Critic didn’t have sidekicks and Spoony was still..... well Spoony :(

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 8 років тому +9

    Quick, somebody call Spoony and Linkara.
    We need another Three Smuckheads.

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 8 місяців тому +4

    Knowing that Spoony is a die hard MST3K fan, I'm wondering if him wearing the Castleton shirt is a reference to the Time Chasers episode.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 8 років тому +41

    Thank god Christian Slater is in Mr Robot.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 4 роки тому +2

      Before that,all he had was domestic violence and sexual abuse reports,drug addiction and Alone in the Dark. God bless you Sam Esmail.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 5 років тому +5

    'Hi 90s kid, bye 90s kid.' (how is he alive?)
    'Hi Dr Insano, bye Dr Insano.' (how many times has he been killed?)
    'Hi Ma'ti, bye Ma'ti.' (Oops...)
    'Hi Chester, bye Chester.' (again, how is he alive? That's twice he's been killed now.)
    So...

  • @brendaneicher2154
    @brendaneicher2154 7 років тому +50

    "I like to wear women's clothing!" XD that was hillarious!

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +2

      A lot of people likes to wear women's clothing

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 3 роки тому +1

      Where’s the 10 hour loop video of it? 😂😂

    • @kodybuffettwilson
      @kodybuffettwilson 2 роки тому

      @@Liggliluff Yeah, women.

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 Рік тому +3

    So when are you going to do bloodrayn 2 with the gang

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill Рік тому +6

    Left to Right: Wolowitz, Sheldon, Leonard

  • @deviantknight7009
    @deviantknight7009 3 роки тому +7

    Cory: Nostalgia Critic as his absolute best

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 6 років тому +4

    This movie did not deserve "I Wish I Had An Angel" by Nightwish as its credits theme...

  • @chainslawterhd8904
    @chainslawterhd8904 7 років тому +27

    "I was on my way to get my prostate checked."
    "I suddenly realized I forgot to TiVo Lost."
    "Why the hell was in Rick and Morty?"

  • @BirdHouseBirdy1
    @BirdHouseBirdy1 7 років тому +15

    The only good thing about that movie was the Nightwish Song; Wish I had an Angel.

  • @Furrball2023
    @Furrball2023 Рік тому +8

    8:17 - 8:29
    This part made me laugh so hard that I applauded to it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 8 років тому +75

    Ah yes, the good old times when there were still videos with Spoony coming out.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 8 років тому +1

      Yeah it was kinda his own fault

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 8 років тому +3

      Jamail -van Westering Bipolar II is a bitch and the downside to the meds it that it fucks up the creative parts of the brain.

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 8 років тому

      Jamail -van Westering Yeah, but that's not the reason his own release schedule went to shit.

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 8 років тому +13

      That was a bad attempt at humour apologized for and everyone involved moved on from. Seriously, I've heard worse and more malicious. Lay off.

    • @manuelromero7638
      @manuelromero7638 8 років тому

      what hapened to spoony?

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 6 років тому +14

    The 2 days to retirement bit cracks me up every time

  • @willbthebassist539
    @willbthebassist539 10 місяців тому +5

    I miss this era. Before all the bullshit with Channel Awesome started, before Spoony lost his mind, before Linkara became a pretentious asshole.

  • @ToastPrime
    @ToastPrime 7 років тому +13

    I like how for the entire episode, nostalgia critic was doing his best Steven hawking impression.

  • @psychokitty444
    @psychokitty444 7 років тому +8

    Man, the Demogorgon was in some real shit before Stranger Things.

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 років тому +9

    Wait... he was on a plane! Why did the kid say not to be afraid of the dark! There’s no darkness on a plane at day!

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 Рік тому +3

    Am I the only one who revisited this classic review after watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of the Three Stooges Movie?

  • @MetaHog122
    @MetaHog122 6 років тому +4

    Oh my God, they killed Chester A. Bum! You Bastards!

  • @mstrainjr
    @mstrainjr 8 років тому +12

    So was anyone in this movie actually alone in the dark?

  • @gman987
    @gman987 2 роки тому +13

    I love how they count Dr Insano as an “innocent civilian” 🤣

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 7 років тому +8

    Oh Mr. Robot and/or Milo Murphy's Law, please give Christian Slater a career again.

  • @argella1300
    @argella1300 8 років тому +27

    Man I remember watching this when it first aired, good times

    • @ernycas1
      @ernycas1 5 років тому +2

      @fuck kyle Graham
      Jesus Christ, you are an asshole

  • @deathwatch962
    @deathwatch962 8 років тому +18

    Oh wow, this one's a classic.

  • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
    @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe 5 років тому +2

    11:01 "We loves Edward, we loves him so much!
    No! We hates Edward, we hates him with all our..."
    That part always kills me

  • @developingopinionmedia2909
    @developingopinionmedia2909 Рік тому +3

    The monsters in this film look like Spider-Man's lizard crossed with the Xenomorph from the Aliens franchise. This movie would probably be a ton more terrifying if these shadowy mutant whatever-the-crud's were shown ripping people up like that show.

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 5 років тому +7

    I now want to see a boxing match between Uwe Boll and Danny Bonaduce.

  • @wolfclaw719
    @wolfclaw719 8 років тому +4

    8:47 Am i the only one who really wanted Dio to pop out of that coffin?

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 8 років тому +5

    Man you need to do an Uwe Boll month this January!!!!!

  • @gligarguy4010
    @gligarguy4010 8 місяців тому +3

    Apparently Linkara regrets this.
    What doesn't he at this point

    • @AnomalySource
      @AnomalySource 7 місяців тому

      @TheGOAT-hj6sl he doesn’t regret this. He listed the person got shot even though the bullet missed in his recent mistakes video. He’s said it was a mistake because there is a bullet that does his a couple frames before and he, spoony, and NC didn’t notice it

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 7 років тому +5

    23:13 "Wish I had an angel" from Nightwish :)