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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • Today we play Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
    ➤ Other Channel: / papapeli
    ➤ Twitter: / modestpelican
    ➤ Instagram: / modestpelicangaming
    ➤ Discord: / discord
    ➤ Twitch: / modest_pelican_gaming
    Business Enquiries: modestpelican@mode.gg
    Mates in the video:
    DarkViperAU: / darkvipergamechannel
    Stealtho Robbo: / @allergee25
    Crosby: / crosby_7885
    Stealtho Marto: / stealthomarto
    Music:
    Hip Hop Christmas by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommon...)
    Artist: www.twinmusicom...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,2 тис.

  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +1847

    Thanks to DarkViperAU for featuring. You can check out his channel here: ua-cam.com/users/DarkviperGameChannel
    I hope all you legends are doing alright during this weird time

  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU 4 роки тому +9749

    I want to be clear, I could escape but it seems safer to stay in the basement right now. Plus the rent is free and I am well hydrated :P

  • @fishanter6807
    @fishanter6807 4 роки тому +1615

    “Aw it’s peli” martos last words

  • @emilyhiggs5239
    @emilyhiggs5239 4 роки тому +603

    The “an organization to A organization” was the best thing ever

    • @santimeek5063
      @santimeek5063 4 роки тому +7

      I'm changing mine to that right now 😂😂

  • @Alex-0597
    @Alex-0597 4 роки тому +1277

    "Sons of Virgins" sounds like a Christian metal band name.

  • @uci6100
    @uci6100 4 роки тому +2000

    We should rename the coronavirus the “pelican virus” in order to spread the good word of this channel

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 роки тому +7

      Yes please

    • @alexjoy5525
      @alexjoy5525 4 роки тому +33

      we could also have someone eat a undercooked pelican in order to create a original virus which will be named pelican virus

    • @IceyX54
      @IceyX54 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 роки тому +2

      @@perxcl6185 what

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 роки тому +3

      @@perxcl6185 why u say covid-19?

  • @stevenpham6086
    @stevenpham6086 4 роки тому +568

    Papa peli, aren’t you glad everyone is staying hydrated and buying all the water during this outbreak?

    • @vinestick
      @vinestick 4 роки тому +4

      Mischievousboy_9 I hate how your pfp isn’t centered my ocd is acting up

    • @yukonfarnsworth1688
      @yukonfarnsworth1688 4 роки тому +3

      If nestle had his way wed all be parched.

    • @kr1zzy
      @kr1zzy 4 роки тому

      nah there isnt left for him

    • @burnttamale
      @burnttamale 4 роки тому +6

      Yes. Old ass grandma tried stealing my 60 pack of water bottles. Ho got smacked

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 4 роки тому +3

      @@burnttamale Bitches be thirsty.

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 4 роки тому +108

    Marto: "I've taken dumps that float more majestically than your yacht."
    That's some serious trash-talk there...Marto should pull his mind out of the sewer, eh? Oh wait, *you* were the one who admitted to looking up "adult Minions, weren't you?
    When making the raid on the farm: "...And the dried blood stains make the place look lived in."
    I don't know how they managed to hire the most popular & busiest Interior Decorator in the game but it was well worth the effort, as her designer-skills are really to die for.
    And the moral of this story is: You can't hold your bagel & eat it too.

  • @thelis4u591
    @thelis4u591 4 роки тому +26

    5:28 "We decide to all MATE at the casino"

  • @jackbryant3784
    @jackbryant3784 4 роки тому +329

    U should call ur yacht the “hydration nation” 🛥

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +139

      that is an extremely good name

    • @Kxji
      @Kxji 4 роки тому +7

      Always Hydrated is nice too but since salt water won’t hydrate you it’s not.

    • @cantsneedgaming4591
      @cantsneedgaming4591 4 роки тому +10

      @@Kxji please don't ruin our fantasies

    • @vwolfee5046
      @vwolfee5046 4 роки тому +7

      @@ModestPelican Moby Thicccccccccc

    • @vwolfee5046
      @vwolfee5046 4 роки тому +2

      @@ModestPelican with ten c's

  • @nero3906
    @nero3906 4 роки тому +295

    I managed to get in papa pelis video :), might've only been 2 seconds where he stole my mark 2 but still quite epic

  • @cameronmitchell1800
    @cameronmitchell1800 4 роки тому +20

    8:06 lol he goes directly into the truck. I love your videos, stay hydrated pelican!

  • @bam7912
    @bam7912 4 роки тому +31

    Just discovered this channel and ive been laughing ever since, just subbed keep up the good work

  • @mem8or619
    @mem8or619 4 роки тому +133

    I became a famous musician and only played songs about pelicans as it would really help spread the good word about your channel

  • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
    @certifiedhoodclassic7833 4 роки тому +63

    0:07
    "Please have a 1 night stand"
    I'mma stop you right there, I don't have the facilities for that mate

  • @Chendoart
    @Chendoart 3 роки тому +1

    3:11 "awww it's Peli" i bet you here that all day, water bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HollandNights
    @HollandNights 4 роки тому +8

    The DarkViperAU collab was the partnership we never knew we needed but damn are we happy to see it

  • @diobrando6275
    @diobrando6275 4 роки тому +118

    Ah, I suddenly feel hydrated with this glorious content

  • @GucciSmartCarpet
    @GucciSmartCarpet 4 роки тому +216

    Papa peli, I have some wisdom for you
    Pets are just animals with Stockholm syndrome
    Stay hydrated

  • @derweiehelge9087
    @derweiehelge9087 4 роки тому +14

    "Cyclists suck." is probably the truest thing anyone has ever said. Apart from "Stay Hydrated" of course.

  • @operator8181
    @operator8181 4 роки тому +11

    "like the dehydrated lad he is" man, that speaks volumes on this channel...

  • @Pinopley
    @Pinopley 4 роки тому +329

    Was anyone else strangely aroused when peli started talking about Anti-Christian minion content?

    • @eviino
      @eviino 4 роки тому +13

      I was aroused when he started talking tbh

    • @Pinopley
      @Pinopley 4 роки тому +6

      @@eviino weren't we all?

    • @eviino
      @eviino 4 роки тому +2

      @@Pinopley touche

    • @gyoh_
      @gyoh_ 4 роки тому +3

      You bet your fucking ass I was

    • @GreatestCornholio
      @GreatestCornholio 4 роки тому +1

      I am always strangely aroused ....

  • @gangatsa1577
    @gangatsa1577 4 роки тому +25

    I just drank 42.0 gallons of purified water
    *R E F R E S H I N G*

  • @leanbongo7929
    @leanbongo7929 Рік тому +2

    8:49 "Aim assist isn't that bad, you still need skill." 💀💀

  • @skyn1nja974
    @skyn1nja974 3 роки тому +4

    4:39 I was literally saying in my head “what, is he going to get darkviper or some other speedrunner to say he is good?” 😂😂😂

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 4 роки тому +79

    "Rockstar is officially now my sugar daddy"
    ~Modest Pelican the hydrated~2020~

    • @NbaYoungBoyWithABeard
      @NbaYoungBoyWithABeard 4 роки тому

      I saw the minion porn,
      That evil guy used his long nose to penetrate a minion

    • @dvsperate62
      @dvsperate62 3 роки тому

      @@NbaYoungBoyWithABeard 😟

  • @echofox7498
    @echofox7498 4 роки тому +115

    I haven't got anything edgy to say. Stay home and stay hydrated.

  • @lukebrown8037
    @lukebrown8037 4 роки тому +5

    I love how Marto just kinda accepts his fate when his car gets pinned. He's like "Aw man, it's peli" and then is vaporized.

  • @mobbossgambino
    @mobbossgambino 4 роки тому +1

    Lmaooooo I fxckin love you dawg. Thank you for your commentary. 😂🤣😭

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 4 роки тому +6

    6:24 social distancing at its finest

  • @oliverbrouillard6833
    @oliverbrouillard6833 4 роки тому +45

    In rdr2 I named my horse modest pelican to spread the good word of this channel

  • @AndreasNV
    @AndreasNV 3 роки тому +2

    You didn't even go and visit Aussie captain Darcy on the vessel's bridge. He's probably disappointed about that.

  • @bigman9022
    @bigman9022 3 роки тому +1

    Peli : *doesn't shoot the tail rotor of the helicopter to make it spin out of control*
    Me: *unbridled rage*

  • @dirtiscake4701
    @dirtiscake4701 4 роки тому +43

    Damn pelly, thanks for the very Christian, and hydrated story about the sons of Virgins.
    Papa bless 🙏

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +126

    All my life I wanted to be a Juggler
    I just don't have the balls to do it

  • @pr3d4torel1te4
    @pr3d4torel1te4 4 роки тому +5

    I love how your just talking about what's going on then marto always kills or does something 😂

  • @mamesjaunsell6467
    @mamesjaunsell6467 4 роки тому +3

    This series is like Breaking Bad but if The director was a questionably unstable and cures his severe anxiety with lacklustre amounts of Horse Tranquilliser.

  • @spicysnacc9899
    @spicysnacc9899 4 роки тому +54

    12:51 I wanted him to say "Oooh my dawgg!"
    If u got the big smoke reference then you're a pro gamer

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +12

      haha that would've been epic

    • @4qtips
      @4qtips 4 роки тому

      Modest Pelican Gaming don't you mean *E P I C G A M E R*

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 4 роки тому +1

      Heather Quintana that’s Desbug’s job

  • @ryannotlyin9033
    @ryannotlyin9033 4 роки тому +9

    I need theese videos in my hydration quarantine

  • @khryssmith7590
    @khryssmith7590 4 роки тому +2

    11:38 lmao

  • @dn3822
    @dn3822 4 роки тому +2

    A good content creator is not measured by how many subscribers he has, but is measured by how hydrated they are - 44th US President Barack Obama

  • @loganbrunzlow9294
    @loganbrunzlow9294 4 роки тому +14

    I love how that guy falls over after getting hit with an action figure😂

  • @Sunflowelle
    @Sunflowelle 4 роки тому +9

    “Aww it’s Peli”
    *BOOM*!
    😂classic

  • @joshuaayoub8171
    @joshuaayoub8171 4 роки тому +2

    You're funny mainly because you can tell these jokes in the most calm and collected voice while I'm over here dying of laughter

  • @WolfricLupus
    @WolfricLupus 2 роки тому

    I absolutely love the fact that you spent a quarter million bucks to call your business "A Organisation"! It cracks me up every time I see that sign in the office 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredrc851
    @fredrc851 4 роки тому +9

    Love the videos man, there really helping me get thu the isolation keep up the great work you absolute legend

  • @Roryc55
    @Roryc55 4 роки тому +6

    Hi

  • @CamSpaghett
    @CamSpaghett 4 роки тому +2

    The ‘I’ve taken shits that float better than this boat’ quote was amazing

  • @anirudhr97
    @anirudhr97 3 роки тому +1

    MP: "Pop fools and listen to Ed sheeran"
    Me: "This is the way" !!

  • @nf2086
    @nf2086 4 роки тому +8

    To spread the good honest word of your channel I named my dog modest-pelican gaming so whenever we are at the park and he’s lost I yell where are you modest pelican

  • @nathantheron9159
    @nathantheron9159 4 роки тому +8

    Remember to stay hydrated at all times

  • @themicrowavedev
    @themicrowavedev 2 роки тому

    My favorite part of this video is when peli is hating on farm sim and says “Hello guys! It’s ya boi Modest Pelican here, coming at you live from sunshine farm. We are gonna jump onboard with ‘xXOldMcDonaldplowedurm0mXx’ who is utilizing the Massey Ferguson harvester, and it looks like he’s cleaning up here. Should be a fruitful crop harvest for the rookie who needs it coming into lan finals.” Hands down one of the best modest pelican moments I have witnessed.

  • @MTP432
    @MTP432 Рік тому +1

    The minion and cyclist shit talk only further solidified my love for you.

  • @djcocopopz2535
    @djcocopopz2535 4 роки тому +6

    This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. I’ll make sure to stay extra hydrated

  • @FixedHammer
    @FixedHammer 4 роки тому +10

    I love the intro as much as I love pelican!

  • @AverageOl
    @AverageOl 4 роки тому +2

    Didn’t even realise you had uploaded! So imagine my delight when now I’m having a poo and you’re video came up,
    It’s made me not even mind my constipation 😍😍😍

  • @sheilatsao8752
    @sheilatsao8752 4 роки тому +8

    You should do a vid where you don’t talk over the gameplay and we just hear all you legends

    • @stevencrawley7821
      @stevencrawley7821 3 роки тому

      All my life I wanted to be a Juggler
      I just don't have the balls to do it

  • @vysper8067
    @vysper8067 4 роки тому +21

    I got my water bottle when this hid came out

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +9

      this is what i like to hear

    • @beanboy0791
      @beanboy0791 4 роки тому +1

      @@ModestPelican I got more than a water bottle lmao I got like 5 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dm6286
      @dm6286 4 роки тому +1

      @@ModestPelican no, I think you misheard. There aren't any children moaning right now...

  • @tomk5292
    @tomk5292 4 роки тому +9

    Hello I am happy to inform you that I am sufficiently hydrated with natural spring water and have fully given up my crippling heroin addiction witch gives me more time to drink water and look after my pelican sanctuary and give water to my pelicans.

  • @aloe475
    @aloe475 4 роки тому +2

    I love the dejected "aw, it's peli..." right before marto is blown up, and the "surprise, motherfucker" right after

  • @bledastrasak6380
    @bledastrasak6380 4 роки тому +2

    Probably best crossover of all time. And boys, stay hydrated, wash your hands.

  • @yukonfarnsworth1688
    @yukonfarnsworth1688 4 роки тому +6

    When i close my eyes i see a pelican standing on a boulder. Controller placed firmly in right wing. Talking while using your left wing to punctuate sentences.

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 4 роки тому +11

    "What's this? Aw it's Peli.."
    *everyone blows up*
    Thank you for the laughs bois. It's much needed 🧡
    And thanks for the little shout out to retail workers during this time! It's much appreciated 🧡

  • @leosmithzwift3170
    @leosmithzwift3170 4 роки тому +2

    Best bloody yt ever, your 3 series of gta v red dead and day z make me laugh everytime i swear, ur dark humour funny as

  • @zephyrpyrexoxo
    @zephyrpyrexoxo 3 роки тому +1

    2:03 that side view when the dude leaned forward- oh dear.

  • @jasminelindsay9987
    @jasminelindsay9987 4 роки тому +7

    The Jim’s joke was amazing. I swear I see a new Jim’s everyday. What a dude.

  • @johnhaskins4889
    @johnhaskins4889 4 роки тому +5

    One of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a while. Thank you for this godly comment papa peli xx

  • @jayson2285
    @jayson2285 4 роки тому +1

    I have two friends who don't stay sufficiently hydrated so their lips always crack and bleed

  • @madmikeschannel8128
    @madmikeschannel8128 4 роки тому

    I won a battle royale in Warzone last night with Wyatt as my operator. Rocking the Australian flag on my kit really helped spread the good word of ModestPelican's channel.

  • @rochrhodes3607
    @rochrhodes3607 4 роки тому +3

    Not gonna lie, you and Fabian would be a damn good warzone pair

  • @wretchedgames5194
    @wretchedgames5194 4 роки тому +11

    Imagine “modest meth” it get delivered by a pelican with a helmet and 10 gallons of hydrating water you have to rip off

  • @memedzaddy
    @memedzaddy 3 роки тому +1

    lmao ..."flexing our hydraulics while we pop fools while listening to ed sheeran" 14:47

  • @mrduck6850
    @mrduck6850 4 роки тому +1

    Modest: Thanks all retail workers at the end of the video
    Also Modest: robs a convenience store in the middle of the video and kills the clerk

  • @tissue869
    @tissue869 3 роки тому +3

    being gifted a million dollars in this game by the developers is lowkey insulting lol

  • @tj_lad7078
    @tj_lad7078 4 роки тому +2

    Damn... When Papa Pali calls someone a “dehydrated lad,” you know he’s mad 👀

  • @thomashart3473
    @thomashart3473 4 роки тому +1

    DarkViperAU & Modest Pelican is a crossover I knew I needed, but never thought I'd get. Very happy pelican over here :)

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 4 роки тому +3

    Stay hydrated 💯 and stay safe out there everyone 🙏🏿

  • @NathanWhitford
    @NathanWhitford 4 роки тому +3

    "a pretty cute Titanic moment that I'll remember for the rest of my life."
    must be a short life.

  • @jameelismail2433
    @jameelismail2433 4 роки тому +2

    I love your videos, your videos leave a smile on my face on a sad day. Just keep up the good job

  • @EMPTYyt166
    @EMPTYyt166 2 роки тому +1

    12:45 had me laughing for some reason.

  • @nilknarfurd7924
    @nilknarfurd7924 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone make sure you stay sufficiently hydrated during quarantine :)

  • @milanjevgenijevic3720
    @milanjevgenijevic3720 4 роки тому +19

    Fishes are jeleus of me cuz im more hydratet than them.

  • @fonepixie
    @fonepixie 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the end shoutout, i thanked my local coffeeshop workers.. i live in the Netherlands, so they dont exactly sell coffee.... i thanked them because the weed is my medicine, i would be fucked without it.

  • @makssozanski6728
    @makssozanski6728 4 роки тому +1

    Dude I love this series please make more of these. Cause I’m having a good laugh

  • @lankerlol
    @lankerlol 4 роки тому +8

    Will thicc man jump off a train into a river to stay hydrated? I want him to stay healthy by drinking fresh water.

  • @papapelifanclub4462
    @papapelifanclub4462 4 роки тому +3

    If you enjoy this video please get matching tattoos with your significant other of the modest pelican logo then break up with them and repeat the process. PLS USE THIS

  • @r3created414
    @r3created414 4 роки тому +1

    Today's my birthday! Such an amazing present! Thank you!

  • @Crownpanda
    @Crownpanda 4 роки тому +2

    Dads when they dont leave belike: "when in doubt scream and shout"

  • @toverhond5686
    @toverhond5686 4 роки тому +3

    I adopted a dog and named him modestpelican

  • @carson8227
    @carson8227 4 роки тому +3

    More minecraft

  • @Masonpapa
    @Masonpapa 4 роки тому +2

    9:04 damn that guy looks in pain as he try’s to shoot the boi pelican seriously what a non hydrated malacker

  • @arthurnunez970
    @arthurnunez970 2 роки тому

    Has Modest Pelican made such great quality content that lasts years later?
    I think the gentleman with the white tshirt and uzi agreed nodding yes LOL 9:02

  • @CptnWolfe
    @CptnWolfe 4 роки тому

    Modest Pelican in a Darkviper video, Darkviper in a Modest Pelican video, is this heaven?

  • @tesla_coil9600
    @tesla_coil9600 4 роки тому +1

    “And I now have something to do tonight” me too bro, me too

  • @contw7tkin840
    @contw7tkin840 4 роки тому

    The way you pronounced massey fergusson killed me man😂😂any farmers here like myself just found that hilarious

  • @averagegamerguy6890
    @averagegamerguy6890 4 роки тому +1

    5:27 "We decide to all mate at the casino"

  • @paethroirl
    @paethroirl 4 роки тому +1

    I’m fucking dying over DarkViperAU’s cameo lol

  • @iddeus6839
    @iddeus6839 4 роки тому

    papa peli saying essential workers are beast makes my heart melt

  • @fathurboim
    @fathurboim 4 роки тому +1

    7:10 I love this part. Exactly what I have in mind.

  • @MOONSUN4Life
    @MOONSUN4Life 2 роки тому +1

    1:57 That brought a tear to my eyes... or maybe that was just my allergies?