Today was a strange day on GTA online..

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @horrokrux5911
    @horrokrux5911 4 роки тому +4886

    Don’t hit kids

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +1395

      ok

    • @dumworks3440
      @dumworks3440 4 роки тому +123

      This reply has been edited to remove my old cringe

    • @dumworks3440
      @dumworks3440 4 роки тому +79

      This reply has been edited to remove my old cringe

    • @yashtomar7150
      @yashtomar7150 4 роки тому +130

      @@ModestPelican HIT THE KIDS!

    • @leem366
      @leem366 4 роки тому +20

      Horrokrux5 unlesssssssss.................
      Ha you thought I was mean..
      I’m not respect all ages!

  • @YourMommaSoFattyAss
    @YourMommaSoFattyAss 4 роки тому +738

    Names for the boat
    "Pelicanizer"
    "Moby Thicc"
    "Hydration Mobile"

  • @barfacerobotics8826
    @barfacerobotics8826 4 роки тому +397

    May the boat name be: "Sons Of Virgins Incredible Erotic Tug" or S.O.V.I.E.T. God bless OUR Soviet mother\father\it boat

    • @russiancommanderyoshimir4903
      @russiancommanderyoshimir4903 4 роки тому

      how about barface gets killed by the soviet union whos with me

    • @Mike53534
      @Mike53534 4 роки тому +3

      Sietze Esink fun fact:
      The Soviet Union loves the S.O.V.I.E.T.

    • @barfacerobotics8826
      @barfacerobotics8826 4 роки тому +2

      Jesus 200 likes I didn't even think this was possible. Also Stalin gave me the ok to do this sol ye

    • @christerjackson9589
      @christerjackson9589 3 роки тому

      Sad thing is it would be S.V.I.E.T, because you don't count things that are under like 2 letters and "of", "and" "by" etc

  • @mattymaybe
    @mattymaybe 4 роки тому +68

    11:40 “there are no casualties”
    *kills crosby*

  • @yoitsuncle9421
    @yoitsuncle9421 4 роки тому +566

    "But luckily I have a parachute, just kidding I did not pull that in time" 😂

  • @robbieblizzard2267
    @robbieblizzard2267 4 роки тому +147

    “Someone seems dehydrated send the ambulance” the ambulance

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +25

      somebody had to hydrate them

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 4 роки тому +4

      @@ModestPelican Should've stolen a Firefighter's truck. With that kind of water pressure, you can hydrate them whether they want it or not.

  • @gameracorn5676
    @gameracorn5676 4 роки тому +109

    Call it the “moist pelican” because that name combines being moist and hydrated with being a pelican aka the best thing ever

  • @willmccarley8910
    @willmccarley8910 4 роки тому +748

    i know he's already chosen a name but he should've called it Stealtho Tuggo

  • @NotDingse
    @NotDingse 4 роки тому +422

    “I just snort a line of G-fuel and then snort a glass of water”
    Dammit that got me

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 4 роки тому +11

      my dad snorted cocaine and left me

    • @ghost_5918
      @ghost_5918 4 роки тому +2

      Sucks to be you Thanny Davistone

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 4 роки тому +2

      thanos devito make sure to stay hydrated my boy

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 4 роки тому +2

      *aggressive slurping*

    • @d_erren
      @d_erren 4 роки тому +1

      That G-fuel was not G-fuel, it was the dust inside the shed and was collected for *necessary* reasons...

  • @swaggyp1245
    @swaggyp1245 4 роки тому +94

    10:35
    The tug boat could be named “Lizzo”

  • @grilledcheese05
    @grilledcheese05 4 роки тому +249

    The boats name should be "the hydrator"

  • @smajin28
    @smajin28 4 роки тому +71

    Call her, "The Virgin Mary"

    • @MingoDab
      @MingoDab 4 роки тому +2

      I like ahaha

    • @bananaisgood3743
      @bananaisgood3743 4 роки тому +1

      lol that was the exact name that popped into my head when I thought what would fit a group called "Sons of Virgins"

    • @MingoDab
      @MingoDab 4 роки тому

      I like ahagaga

  • @Cvnt_blvnt
    @Cvnt_blvnt 4 роки тому +251

    ”i hit my bong like I hit my kids”
    I died lmao

  • @HydrationIsMe
    @HydrationIsMe 4 роки тому +60

    9:50 is why I'm subbed. I love his humor

  • @trnt6164
    @trnt6164 4 роки тому +554

    Boat name: The Hydration Station

  • @KINFIN123
    @KINFIN123 4 роки тому +47

    The tug boat shall be named “The S.S. Gimme a Tug”

  • @tenpenny7317
    @tenpenny7317 Рік тому +15

    Ah yes, nothing better than coming back to listen to Peli saying out of pocket stuff at 3AM after 3 years.

  • @blakeerenhouse943
    @blakeerenhouse943 4 роки тому +70

    2 possible Tugboat names:
    -The Big Mama
    - The Hydrated Pelican

  • @m.m.127
    @m.m.127 4 роки тому +30

    0:17 the moment you realize that you are dehydrated

  • @madsdavidsen177
    @madsdavidsen177 4 роки тому +111

    I met a man who wasn’t hydrated, i then sailed out to to the ocean and drowned him. So he would become hydrated.

  • @jeremydamon6029
    @jeremydamon6029 4 роки тому +61

    ive just discovered this channel, gotta say that this is the funniest content I've seen

  • @mgentry8381
    @mgentry8381 4 роки тому +47

    Pelican and the boys boys boys: vibin
    Crosby: *I'm just a psychopath with a rocket launcher*

  • @packisback08
    @packisback08 4 роки тому +75

    Boat Name: The Oceans Testicle

  • @lighty_planned7292
    @lighty_planned7292 4 роки тому +42

    Boat name: ss hydration

  • @d_erren
    @d_erren 4 роки тому +11

    1:04 How dare they disobey me!

  • @crazybear0894
    @crazybear0894 4 роки тому +177

    It should be named the “SS Hydration Nation” or the “SS Hydrator”

    • @dannyj2171
      @dannyj2171 4 роки тому

      I literally thought about that before I came into the comments section 😂

    • @lemonade1858
      @lemonade1858 4 роки тому

      CDT D McDiarmid you say that after the comment gets likes

    • @kiinuyo
      @kiinuyo 4 роки тому

      Toe Organism not everyone is on UA-cam when a channel they support uploads

    • @diseasedw0rm514
      @diseasedw0rm514 4 роки тому +1

      SS Hydrator is quality

  • @batsoup9260
    @batsoup9260 4 роки тому +18

    “I hit my bong like I hit my kids” quote of the year

  • @TheContrery
    @TheContrery 4 роки тому +40

    Boat name: HMS Hydration

  • @GummerJum
    @GummerJum 4 роки тому +124

    why do i like his intro, im so weird, especially when he says "These are the Boys Boys Boys"

  • @thesupremevirgin
    @thesupremevirgin 4 роки тому +134

    Tug names
    “Isis”
    “Titan Uranus”
    “Wasted seamen”

    • @Ben-jq3ov
      @Ben-jq3ov 4 роки тому +6

      Wasted seamen 😂 love it

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 роки тому +3

      "Wasted seamen" is perfect

  • @ed5806
    @ed5806 4 роки тому +48

    Everyday is strange I wonder why mom sniffs sugar up her nose

  • @tbagged8528
    @tbagged8528 4 роки тому +52

    Tug me off

  • @barbarossavr
    @barbarossavr 4 роки тому +13

    How on earth do you manage to make your videos so entertaining and funny whilst keeping gameplay in them. These videos are probably the best on youtube

  • @LaDivinaLover
    @LaDivinaLover 4 роки тому +17

    The Tugboat’s big enough so name it the “The Virgin Island”

    • @tree479
      @tree479 4 роки тому

      LaDivinaLover No, The Virgin Mother

  • @icecoldmax2579
    @icecoldmax2579 4 роки тому +17

    I literally scream yes when you upload.

  • @scrambledeggy
    @scrambledeggy 4 роки тому +88

    Boat Name: the house of virgins

  • @alec_prelude
    @alec_prelude 4 роки тому +11

    “I hit the bong like I hit my kids” lol

  • @brandonr45
    @brandonr45 4 роки тому +23

    "The moist oyster"

  • @reilol544
    @reilol544 4 роки тому +10

    I met a guy yesterday in LoL who also was a fan of you, what a legend.

  • @unamandlaxulu5840
    @unamandlaxulu5840 4 роки тому +27

    I say we dub the boat "the Hydration Nation's Salvation" or Stealtho Hydro for short.

  • @XxSympathyyyxX
    @XxSympathyyyxX 4 роки тому +78

    Name the boat "the hydration station"

  • @user-br6ug7wi4b
    @user-br6ug7wi4b 4 роки тому +15

    “The Pelican Pontoon” - Ship name

  • @joshuademel9524
    @joshuademel9524 4 роки тому +32

    “The Virgin Vessel”

  • @warfaremessiah2929
    @warfaremessiah2929 4 роки тому +78

    The Golden Hind was originally called the HMS Pelican
    I'm not even making that up
    Therefore It should be called the golden BeHind as a tribute to both Pelicans and Thicc Thumbnails

  • @joanlahoz5732
    @joanlahoz5732 4 роки тому +17

    Those randoms predicted the alien civil war

  • @tylerp1128
    @tylerp1128 4 роки тому +37

    The boat should be named “The Hydrated Peli” or “The Moist Peli”

  • @Steven_Costanza
    @Steven_Costanza 4 роки тому +5

    That "A organization" sign somehow never failed to make me crack .

  • @zvone908
    @zvone908 4 роки тому +11

    I dressed up as a pelican and started torching cars in broad daylight as it really helps spread the good word of your channel.
    Still waiting on my trial.

  • @gurman8803
    @gurman8803 4 роки тому +26

    You should’ve named your tugboat, *”Hydrator”*

  • @UncommonEphemera
    @UncommonEphemera 4 роки тому +19

    Exploitation or not, you need to name that boat “The Chum Dumpster.”

  • @sameer.247
    @sameer.247 4 роки тому +24

    1:43 "so I kindly ask him to vacate the premises"
    *proceeds to get the machete out*

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 4 роки тому +1

      thats what the US did, but instead of a random guy and a machete, it was some indians and a lot of guns

    • @d_erren
      @d_erren 4 роки тому

      S4M33R 918 and proceeds to slash him whilst he talks about breaking into girl’s bedrooms and getting arrested for it

  • @iconnor121
    @iconnor121 4 роки тому +8

    “Tug Life”

  • @StefanMalic
    @StefanMalic 4 роки тому +17

    "He then kills Dom hR who's one of our mates and so I'm forced to put the big girl down"

  • @paint4r
    @paint4r 4 роки тому +81

    Boat Name: "The Wet Malacka"

  • @kidlick1960
    @kidlick1960 4 роки тому +52

    What about a name of ur boat
    “The Big Girl”
    “Daddy’s Girl”
    “The sail girl”
    “The mama”
    “The pelican boat”
    “The boys boys boys”

    • @gavsav3948
      @gavsav3948 4 роки тому

      U like girls

    • @navneetkaushik2482
      @navneetkaushik2482 4 роки тому +3

      Note : these names are straight from Porn Hub

    • @gavsav3948
      @gavsav3948 4 роки тому +2

      @@navneetkaushik2482 i need to watch pelican boat on ph

  • @ivanjuric5784
    @ivanjuric5784 4 роки тому +17

    Boat name: Pely "The majestic pelican"

  • @solbak4670
    @solbak4670 4 роки тому +3

    0:45
    "Not sure if what old thick man likes doing in his spare time sort of screams serial killer."
    ...
    Do you remember his old job?

  • @soap2980
    @soap2980 4 роки тому +18

    0:08 i will do that for sure.

  • @saulneedham1333
    @saulneedham1333 4 роки тому +12

    you should have dropped that car in the ocean to ensure unlimited hydration

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +4

      that would've been a class move you're right

  • @jamierr2205
    @jamierr2205 4 роки тому +6

    I love it when the ways to spread the word about his channel that he says at the start are actually possible...
    ...so anyway I was really disappointed that this one was impossible.

  • @MrBilliford
    @MrBilliford 4 роки тому +2

    Tug boat name. MPG (modest pelecan gaming) Boaty McTugface

  • @Matthew12731
    @Matthew12731 4 роки тому +11

    This is the first time I watched your videos and I can’t stop laughing I subbed

  • @kommissarwhode
    @kommissarwhode 4 роки тому +9

    Name for the glorious tug: 'Brokeback Behemoth'.

  • @sohilsidhick9149
    @sohilsidhick9149 4 роки тому +8

    1:04 papa peli helps me by bringing back childhood memories.
    love you dad...

  • @carlcjjohnson6082
    @carlcjjohnson6082 2 місяці тому +1

    Modest Pelican: wants GTA6
    Kids in 2024- i just want to stay hydrated

  • @DamianTheLightskin
    @DamianTheLightskin 4 роки тому +11

    THE BOYS BOYS BOYS love it when he says that

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ 4 роки тому

      He should name the boat the BOYS BOYS BOYS 😂

    • @kiinuyo
      @kiinuyo 4 роки тому

      yung bluetooth are you like 6 years old?

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ 4 роки тому

      @@kiinuyo nah you dumb or what

  • @Pinopley
    @Pinopley 4 роки тому +21

    I almost drowned yesterday. Is it good or bad that the only thing going through my head was:
    'at least I'll die hydrated'

  • @stroopeter
    @stroopeter 4 роки тому +14

    It's crazy how daddy can always make up a new "to spread the good word of my channel"

  • @rpgfan72
    @rpgfan72 4 роки тому +1

    I just now get what you mean by "stay hydrated"...in the church realm G-o-d says to search for the "living water" so yeah, stay hydrated.😄😉

  • @roowithers
    @roowithers 4 роки тому +9

    The boat should be called
    The SS Hydration

    • @endureshanta4805
      @endureshanta4805 4 роки тому

      Are serious SS they did lots of bad things you shouldn't talk about that ?

    • @SorryBadName
      @SorryBadName 4 роки тому

      try me buddy what should he Call it then, USSR Hydration? You know the commis have killed more than 10 times the numbers that the nazi killed, right?

    • @endureshanta4805
      @endureshanta4805 4 роки тому

      @@SorryBadName yeah they had a reason to dipshit Germans were invading Russia ur so ignorant!!

  • @taibolding7648
    @taibolding7648 4 роки тому +30

    “These are the Pre-Recorded Intros and together they form a feared gang known as Demonetization, These are their story’s”

  • @SirDavothe2
    @SirDavothe2 4 роки тому +31

    The tug boat name: Bertha, her curves just scream Bertha.

  • @rilleygreenwood9272
    @rilleygreenwood9272 4 роки тому +4

    "I wanna be a Somalian pirate when I grow up"
    I died bruh

    • @jonah8659
      @jonah8659 4 роки тому

      Rilley Greenwood nobody cares.

  • @moelester8656
    @moelester8656 4 роки тому +10

    Boat name: The SS Hydrator

  • @bobert7281
    @bobert7281 4 роки тому +6

    "Hydration Haven"

  • @Lukas-qs4sm
    @Lukas-qs4sm 4 роки тому +5

    "Big Bertha" The Tugboat

    • @stoneyard100
      @stoneyard100 4 роки тому +2

      I once had a Bong I called Big bertha

  • @LowLiving
    @LowLiving 4 роки тому

    1:04 I hit the bong like I hit my kids 😂😂😂...same

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 4 роки тому +4

    Name the boat "The Hydrated Pelican"

  • @sargewastaken3898
    @sargewastaken3898 4 роки тому +4

    Name the boat “Subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming”, as this would really help spread the good word of your channel.

  • @j6kobs
    @j6kobs 4 роки тому +153

    Petition for Stealtho Marto to change his gamer tag to “Stealtho Blarto” and change his GTA character to Paul Blart

  • @Nick-xc4zb
    @Nick-xc4zb 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh I love modo pelo’s jokes he makes with that seeet and innocent sounding auzy voice😂

  • @hugolennon6602
    @hugolennon6602 4 роки тому +3

    7:50 he predicted the alien war

  • @puzzleanddragons1898
    @puzzleanddragons1898 4 роки тому +6

    5:55 I thought you were going to say pelican

  • @nej2693
    @nej2693 4 роки тому +5

    Imagine if your with the bro’s in a hot tub while y’all got multiple TVs and y’all all got one control and there’s a console for every tv and then y’all playing gta online and y’all chilling in a hot tub so practically your chilling ina hot tub with the bro’s while chilling in another hot tub with the same bros

  • @michaelwashington2519
    @michaelwashington2519 4 роки тому +1

    the boat shall be named
    1.thicc hydrated pelican

  • @googlechromulent2049
    @googlechromulent2049 4 роки тому +10

    You mean "Half of you didn't subscribe for track and field content."
    : )

  • @perunamuussid7663
    @perunamuussid7663 4 роки тому +4

    Call it "the big hydration station"

    • @robert1247
      @robert1247 4 роки тому +1

      Perunamuussi :D he better name it this

  • @pembrokejones3969
    @pembrokejones3969 4 роки тому +9

    "Tug Life"

  • @quentindavid7256
    @quentindavid7256 3 роки тому

    U know a big man is a big man when he snorts water for breakfast, lunch and dinner 👌🏼

  • @Eohnni
    @Eohnni 4 роки тому +5

    "THE THICK LADY"

  • @damian8827
    @damian8827 4 роки тому +5

    Hey, modest pelican, I think it should be called "The Modest Samalian Vessel" or The MSV.
    What do you think?

  • @tedwiggins3617
    @tedwiggins3617 4 роки тому +6

    MP: “I politely ask him to leave.”
    Also MP: *Beats the ever loving cr*p out of the guy*

    • @thecommissarshatisonfirege4193
      @thecommissarshatisonfirege4193 4 роки тому

      I can't see the agression problem, and you?

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 4 роки тому +1

      Heck of a lot more polite than putting a sticky bomb on them...Rest in pieces, you trespasser, you!

    • @tedwiggins3617
      @tedwiggins3617 4 роки тому +1

      Pascal Eisenbach what aggression problem?

    • @silentassassin1298
      @silentassassin1298 4 роки тому +1

      Do u You know that crap ain't a bad word?

    • @tedwiggins3617
      @tedwiggins3617 4 роки тому

      Silent Assassin Yes but youtube a bunch of sissies just being careful

  • @Tonyrayyt
    @Tonyrayyt 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious. Keep it up.

  • @comradeivan8134
    @comradeivan8134 4 роки тому +6

    To keep the theme, you should name the old girl “An Tugboat”

  • @kurtcobain5466
    @kurtcobain5466 4 роки тому +5

    BOAT NAME: “HYDRATION STATION!!”
    Also great video mate 👍👍👍

  • @TeamLosi4life
    @TeamLosi4life 4 роки тому +5

    The “tuginator”

  • @shouldbecouldbe
    @shouldbecouldbe 4 роки тому

    2:14 a tradie girlfriend to any dropout plumber or construction worker is a dream come true.

  • @beanz8630
    @beanz8630 4 роки тому +5

    Boat name: You know that girl in the school game uness. I think?

  • @TuskenRaider69
    @TuskenRaider69 4 роки тому +6

    I had a spaz attack when I saw I wasn't 1st

  • @nbb_swag
    @nbb_swag 4 роки тому +7

    First... Ok now my mom will be proud of me