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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  3 роки тому +501

    Check out my other channel: ua-cam.com/users/PapaPeli :)

    • @danbent9559
      @danbent9559 3 роки тому +11

      And Twitch m.twitch.tv/modestpelican

    • @arched4513
      @arched4513 3 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @v21aaron
      @v21aaron 3 роки тому

      @@danbent9559 the parenthesis ruins the link

    • @travisbray6958
      @travisbray6958 3 роки тому +1

      Hay bro do u have a crew love the modest pelicab logo want to use it in gta

    • @jlm5743
      @jlm5743 3 роки тому +1

      @@URBOIPHONE no

  • @Quevootoo
    @Quevootoo 3 роки тому +1478

    literally the modest pelican go cart is the freshest whip to ever exist

  • @raptor-uk1bz
    @raptor-uk1bz 3 роки тому +80

    Something a little weird about how he knew it was sapphire when she arrived. They probably go to church together or something

  • @daniellewis9852
    @daniellewis9852 3 роки тому +1710

    I waterboarded my grandad to keep him hydrated. He been asleep for 5 days now.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  3 роки тому +580

      you're a good man

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 3 роки тому +20

      @@ModestPelican *murderer

    • @fourseal3357
      @fourseal3357 3 роки тому +83

      You did the right thing these old people keep forgetting to drink water

    • @man-fg8wt
      @man-fg8wt 3 роки тому +28

      @@ModestPelican yeah man I did the same to my sister but she slept to much i think ill do it again to wake her up

    • @o-o2399
      @o-o2399 3 роки тому +6

      @@man-fg8wt Keep the good hydration going

  • @danielsterling3995
    @danielsterling3995 3 роки тому +154

    A pelican once asked me this
    "Are You Hydrated?"
    Since then my life has never been the same

    • @kurtcobain5466
      @kurtcobain5466 3 роки тому +1

      Relatable

    • @DarthDerp-ih2ru
      @DarthDerp-ih2ru 3 роки тому +2

      Drugs do crazy things huh

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 3 роки тому

      Around the time I first stated watching this channel I had promised myself to drink more water in general and now after like a year of following, I still unironically drink water when I watch tune in

  • @Real_God_Real
    @Real_God_Real 3 роки тому +1111

    I find it quite hard to believe that this is an accurate representation of every GTA Online Server ever.

  • @cody2653
    @cody2653 3 роки тому +17

    You are hands down the most consistent content creator that I watch on here. Your videos have helped me through some tough times, when all I truly needed was a good laugh. I appreciate you Geoff, I'm glad to see the channel sky rocketing off. ♥️

  • @-pigboy09-57
    @-pigboy09-57 3 роки тому +401

    “If you enjoy this video, go to a bar, and order random woman cups of water instead of an alcoholic drink, and have the waiter say it’s from modest pelican ”

    • @Tenkay0
      @Tenkay0 3 роки тому +11

      It's not simping because its unwanted 😎

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 2 роки тому

      @@Tenkay0 also a sure fire way to get laid because the ladies love hydration

  • @jbscotchman
    @jbscotchman 3 роки тому +154

    "the sky clearer than post nut clarity"
    Truer words have never been spoken. 🤣

    • @G-Rizz_OG
      @G-Rizz_OG 3 роки тому

      Had me dying with that one lol

  • @sgc8692
    @sgc8692 3 роки тому +577

    Intro idea: go to university to study art and then spend several years creating a masterpiece, sell it at auction and threaten to shred the piece unless ervryone at the auction to subscribes modest pelican

    • @kencarson666
      @kencarson666 3 роки тому +9

      nah banksy did it

    • @sgc8692
      @sgc8692 3 роки тому +12

      @@kencarson666 who's saying pelican isn't banksy?

    • @kade101991
      @kade101991 3 роки тому +5

      @@sgc8692 me am saying pelican isn’t banksy
      Because it’s carbo

    • @sgc8692
      @sgc8692 3 роки тому +3

      @@kade101991 or both?

    • @immagayman7860
      @immagayman7860 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao he already used this

  • @mr.ketchup88
    @mr.ketchup88 3 роки тому +38

    “Women love men who pretend they can’t feel the cold”
    Me who can barley feel the cold: *Guess I’ll die*

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 3 роки тому

      He was making a joke about how obnoxious people who pretend they can’t feel the cold are

    • @mr.ketchup88
      @mr.ketchup88 3 роки тому +1

      @@vinceemery5943 hm, *who could have guessed*

  • @thestarhopper
    @thestarhopper 3 роки тому +77

    "Canberra winters are no joke."
    **laughs in Canadian**

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 3 роки тому +55

    GtaO: *literal war zone*
    Red Dead Online: *sometimes a literal warzone*

  • @CobraBry
    @CobraBry 3 роки тому +26

    I like how he says the dumbest stuff ever in a normal voice 😂

  • @cieje5678
    @cieje5678 3 роки тому +81

    6 tips for staying hydrated
    Don't wait till you're thirsty to drink. By the time you feel thirsty, you're already slightly dehydrated. ...
    Flavor your water. ...
    Eat water-rich fruits and vegetables. ...
    Stay inside when it gets too hot. ...
    Dress for the weather. ...

    • @francismcbride1346
      @francismcbride1346 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you @ofi Matau very cool

    • @Datduuudeee
      @Datduuudeee 3 роки тому

      That's 5

    • @rjbclips8503
      @rjbclips8503 3 роки тому

      My water is always flavoured with cottees coola lime flavour & if i’m not drinking that it’s beer, sweet sweeet beer

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya 3 роки тому

      Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @sgtspartan5104
    @sgtspartan5104 3 роки тому +5

    I love his little chuckle after making fun of Marto at 3:38

  • @ethanostorey6214
    @ethanostorey6214 3 роки тому +108

    To anyone seeing this, stay safe and stay hydrated

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 3 роки тому +6

    “speedrunning a breakup” and “relentless unnecessary aggression” should be both of my middle names if it didn’t take so long to fill out on a government application

  • @floydscholz5655
    @floydscholz5655 3 роки тому +16

    I hope everyone is hydrated and being an absolute legend. You are the best Mr. Pelican.

  • @funkyrolezeirocat1730
    @funkyrolezeirocat1730 3 роки тому +4

    hey man i just wanna thank you for being a big part of helping me cope with my depression keep it up your absolute legend

  • @TheoMogura
    @TheoMogura 3 роки тому +84

    I was playing with a friend and as soon as we enter the stripclub to kill everyone a guy comes out in full tryhard clothing and kills us like a 100 times... he was clearly doin something in there which we interrupted...

    • @brennanhansen137
      @brennanhansen137 3 роки тому +12

      Hopefully not any Pre-marital water drinking

    • @drewstanton5747
      @drewstanton5747 3 роки тому +6

      @@brennanhansen137 the only premarital thing that’s allowed is chuggin orange juice after brushing your teeth after waking up with a warm pillow on both sides and only having your charger work at an angle 😎

    • @drewstanton5747
      @drewstanton5747 3 роки тому

      But why were u and ur friend there in the first place...

    • @hellercord5584
      @hellercord5584 3 роки тому

      Basically GTA online.

    • @crr311sux5
      @crr311sux5 3 роки тому

      @@drewstanton5747 to kill some hookers

  • @walterlance8889
    @walterlance8889 3 роки тому +2

    you deserve it because you have such unique content. you never ask for a like. your intro is amazing and I can't think of another monotone voice over channel that brings me this much happiness

  • @johnra3049
    @johnra3049 3 роки тому +19

    Intro idea: Set out on a boat into the Pacific, and find a new undiscovered island and proceed to name it "Modest Pelican Island" as this would really help spread the good word of the channel

  • @GFMPNO
    @GFMPNO Рік тому +2

    As a Canberra resident, winter is cold

  • @dekn4586
    @dekn4586 3 роки тому +6

    This is the only way I get reminded to stay hydrated

  • @hugoalvarado6936
    @hugoalvarado6936 3 роки тому +1

    Bro just found you and I literally spent everyday for the last week watching all of your videos you are amazing thanks and stay hydrated

  • @lucafrancis5572
    @lucafrancis5572 3 роки тому +116

    Intro ideas:
    1. hi lads and lasses, please have a child and at an early age leave them in an orphanage. Then leave a letter being the only thing they have left of you and just have my URL because that would help spread the good word of my channel
    2. Hi lads and lasses and, please become a teacher and when giving the final grade for the students, give them an F if they aren’t subscribed to modest pelican

  • @emuIation
    @emuIation 3 роки тому +1

    I became a person in one of the toll booths and they had to pay by subscribing to you, as this really spreads the good word of your channel.

  • @anonym_b3058
    @anonym_b3058 3 роки тому +25

    Intro idea: Become a priest and only teach the ways of the pelican

  • @sslender07
    @sslender07 3 роки тому +2

    Just watched all of your gta vids up to this point, thank you good sir for creating a playlist

  • @lastguypicked8538
    @lastguypicked8538 3 роки тому +4

    Modest pelican's car : has gull-wing doors
    Modest pelican: says they're scissor doors
    Car enthusiasts : (TRIGGERED)

  • @the-o9482
    @the-o9482 3 роки тому +1

    This is the best series on UA-cam. I have watched all the videos and I feel fully hydrated.

  • @demifane
    @demifane 3 роки тому +21

    “I don’t know what I did to deserve such insane support”
    Yeah, okay. You know exactly what you’ve done, which is strive to become to most successful Educational Christian Music UA-cam channel.

  • @SquareOneForge
    @SquareOneForge 3 роки тому +1

    That Rockford @ 2:08 was textbook. This is why I watch, stay hydrated Big Fella.

  • @haarold_
    @haarold_ 3 роки тому +86

    The Jeff Bezos intro is actually very clever and original.

    • @willscott8923
      @willscott8923 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah because of his name....
      Jeff.

    • @haarold_
      @haarold_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@willscott8923 no that’s not why... it’s because of the show “The Boys”

  • @AstraWerke
    @AstraWerke 3 роки тому +1

    7:44 - and staying properly hydrated at all times, of course

  • @Swipe_02
    @Swipe_02 3 роки тому +4

    As someone who wore thongs to the shops on my first morning in Canberra. In june. Canberra winters are definitely NOT a joke.

  • @sticksonthegreat5060
    @sticksonthegreat5060 3 роки тому +2

    Video 7 of telling Papa Pelican he always makes my day. Love your content mate!

  • @terribletruth8201
    @terribletruth8201 3 роки тому +8

    Intro Idea: "If you enjoyed this video, become a University Professor and make your students watch Modest Pelican videos over Zoom. Fail any student that don't stay sufficiently hydrated."

  • @koalaboygaming346
    @koalaboygaming346 3 роки тому +2

    0:11 that was so brutal!

  • @gustavtilk7817
    @gustavtilk7817 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve been trying to make my crush subscribe to you for 3 hours now and all she can talk about is ‘who I am’ and “aren’t you that kid from the water park 7 years ago’ the amount of disrespect

  • @dantendo1212
    @dantendo1212 2 роки тому

    Thank you for giving me a good laugh when I have been feeling down on my self lately and to stay sufficiently hydrated at all times.

  • @userxman789
    @userxman789 3 роки тому +3

    I swear to god I think in Peli’s voice

  • @ChickenMayoSanga
    @ChickenMayoSanga 3 роки тому +1

    Ich lache über diese Videos! Sie versäumen nie, zu unterhalten. Gut gemacht!

  • @MacroTheMans
    @MacroTheMans 3 роки тому +5

    I like how he just flexes that he gets girlfriends almost every video

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 3 роки тому

      i mean he kinda doesn't tho
      its more like he points out all of the dumbass reasons he doesn't keep any girlfriends

  • @Lqor_
    @Lqor_ 3 роки тому +2

    IM IM THE VIDEO!!! Love ya papa peli I shall enforce force hydration everywhere I go 8:00

    • @Jonkleriscoololol
      @Jonkleriscoololol 7 місяців тому

      I know I'm 3 years late but good for you bro

  • @ComradeLeanna
    @ComradeLeanna 3 роки тому +4

    UA-cam: 141 comments
    Me: Can I see them
    UA-cam: No

  • @RadMadLad
    @RadMadLad 3 роки тому +1

    Nestlé has stolen all the water for miles around my village, and I'm extremely dehydrated. The only thing keeping me going is knowing that one man's dehydration is another man's hydration.

  • @VeriCheri
    @VeriCheri 3 роки тому +3

    Can’t believe one of things woman wanted wasn’t a man who stay sufficiently hydrated at all times. 😔

  • @twinnifur
    @twinnifur 3 роки тому

    I know the keep hydrated stuff is probably mostly a joke, but it legitimately reminds me to get some water every time I watch one of your videos, thank you

  • @sovietflappyducklegs3664
    @sovietflappyducklegs3664 3 роки тому +3

    Suggestion for intro: hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here if you enjoy this video please start making counterfeit notes which instead of having a well known role model on it it will have a pelican staying hydrated and send it all around the world as this really helps spread the good word of the channel

  • @crdsharkgaming7970
    @crdsharkgaming7970 3 роки тому +1

    Hey Modest Pelican! You should get the Arena Workshop and buy the Cerberus. Love your channel, keep it up!

  • @nicholasmoreno4039
    @nicholasmoreno4039 3 роки тому +3

    The only"The boys" I know are Eddie,Mully,Josh,Narrator, and Juciy

  • @ktm450sx
    @ktm450sx 3 роки тому +1

    Ayyyyy Modest Pelican uploaded on my birthday

  • @suhtbi
    @suhtbi 3 роки тому +11

    Intro idea: Hey lads and lasses modest pelican here, and if you enjoy the video then start a zombie apocalypse and say the only way you will end it is if everyone subscribes to modest pelican gaming, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.

  • @benzhang1229
    @benzhang1229 3 роки тому +2

    I like how that car door was open in the river then when you close it you can stay hydrated while you drive

  • @arched4513
    @arched4513 3 роки тому +26

    Hey man i got a girlfriend and made her become a dancer and tattoo modest pelican on her whole body

    • @sIimepoop
      @sIimepoop 3 роки тому +3

      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @kylejoynes8613
    @kylejoynes8613 3 роки тому

    You’re the best Peli been going through some shitty times lately and you’re always there to give me something to look forward

  • @Trooper_1015
    @Trooper_1015 3 роки тому +1

    1:47 my bagpipe senses are tingling.

  • @eliteverses3980
    @eliteverses3980 3 роки тому

    Series isn't just the best on UA-cam but it is the most hydrated series ever

  • @detectivehobson7465
    @detectivehobson7465 3 роки тому

    It’s nice that peli keeps in touch with his fans

  • @greenthunder1000
    @greenthunder1000 3 роки тому +1

    I only watch these entire videos for Nigel slamming into the window at the end. Worth it every time

  • @jordanschlansky4093
    @jordanschlansky4093 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Daddy Peli for this delightful and inspiring story, I feel like I can now conquer anything💪

  • @tillson8686
    @tillson8686 3 роки тому

    So glad I found this overly hydrated Pelican the other day. Best content I've seen for years

  • @km0764
    @km0764 3 роки тому

    Having a ball watching your vids man. Only just found your channel
    .. alot of my favourite UA-camrs are Aussies so good to hear another one.

  • @wouterslob3375
    @wouterslob3375 3 роки тому

    dear modest pelican, so long you enjoy playing games and making content. We are happy and as an extra I'll stay hydrated this whole year. Cheers Modest Pelican; you are a good man

  • @hollow9956
    @hollow9956 3 роки тому

    Next time Marto changes his outfit or appearence, you should say something like ”this makes him look like someone who was never loved by his parents, but very loved by his uncle”. Love the videos btw :) I found this series at the perfect time, it really helps me through a hard time in my life, keep it up😎

  • @noisyrhysling
    @noisyrhysling 3 роки тому

    The GTA RP at the Papa Peli channel has been soooo good! Can't wait to see another episode of "Breaking Barry"!

  • @caudice
    @caudice 3 роки тому

    7:34 actually a sick flip into the pool

  • @anchors2397
    @anchors2397 2 роки тому

    Papa peli is always entertaining to watch while drinking water as to stay sufficiently hydrated

  • @blaze1020
    @blaze1020 3 роки тому +1

    I hijaked the McDonald's speaker and shouted out ur channel thus spreading the good word of your channel

  • @bilby2812
    @bilby2812 3 роки тому +1

    I was in music class the other day and we were using a program called Logic Pro X and one of the sounds was the modest pelican intro and I just sat there and thought about my life choices

  • @tylerdoyle6323
    @tylerdoyle6323 3 роки тому

    Being serious for once here, these videos are honestly the only thing that make me laugh any more so I salute you Papa Peli.

  • @spencerwilliams2919
    @spencerwilliams2919 3 роки тому

    Anything you put out we’re gonna love bro ! Keep up the incredible work

  • @nathanverhaeghe2167
    @nathanverhaeghe2167 3 роки тому

    Man i love this series espacially with the awesome narration

  • @luc3454
    @luc3454 3 роки тому

    i loved the way you sneaked the last part in, thanks man im so glad i came early to watch it! hopefully youtube doesnt take it down cuz ur content is hilarious af dude. like whenever I'm sad and going through a tough time i can literally just hop to a modern pelican video and know that I'm about to watch the best content on the internet. like, i can come home from school and watch CJ killing a random cop in the middle of grove street and actually just vibe and laugh at the voiceovers. I dont have to think about the tough day I went through, the friends I lost, my fucking life, corona killing everything and not seeing what humanity used to be, etc... cuz when i watch your videos, none of that matters. the only thing that maters is a good 11-45 minutes of absolute godly content. Hilarious as a mf, But with the classic touch of Australian. Like a lot of people just like listen to sad music when there going through shit, or like smoke weed and drink their sorrows away. but when I need a shoulder to lean on, it's you man. You touch me man. Like, these videos brings me nostalgia from forever man. Like i dont mean to get deep or anything but you're the reason why I laugh and I'm happy most of the time. In the middle of zooms, on my break, or literally on my zoom class, i always have a chrome tab open with "I finaly" or "I infiltred" or "this happened". lmao dude im just saying man, your the best out there. You carry me through a lot of shit pelican, you really do. yeah ur homies are al funny and everthing but you modernpelican? your just the mf bomb. your the everythig. your the quavo of migos, and the beyone of destiney's child. You motivate me man. For better or for worse youve always been there for me with this absolutely quality content. Im really sory for spamming lmao I just felt like u should know that!!
    Peace, and much lover from everyone here in the United States of America,
    -anonymous modernpelican average subscriber

  • @BammerHammer627
    @BammerHammer627 3 роки тому +1

    Every Legendary sentence from Modest Pelican starts with the word "Marto"

  • @FullyChargedSRG
    @FullyChargedSRG 3 роки тому

    I've been subbed since you had 62k dude, so glad your videos are getting the attention they deserve

  • @Azdingue
    @Azdingue 3 роки тому

    This dude is the only guy who is not complaining about gta online and actually having fun instead , what a chad

  • @Haddosan
    @Haddosan 3 роки тому

    Yes a new gta online video I’ve been binging all of your stuff man you sick lad

  • @King-jp8sx
    @King-jp8sx 3 роки тому +1

    I could hear Peli nearly lose it when he called Marto uncoordinated

  • @patrags_
    @patrags_ 3 роки тому

    Each episode is a masterpiece no cap

  • @idunnojeff6961
    @idunnojeff6961 3 роки тому +1

    I am a trained kidnapper and I have recently started using the modest pelican shopping cart recently. I have been able to pick up many more women - legally or not

  • @jordihelme280
    @jordihelme280 3 роки тому

    it’s so nice seeing someone who really appreciates their supporters

  • @emperorenvi8814
    @emperorenvi8814 3 роки тому

    Good to see Mr hydration still here making content

  • @MadLadMan
    @MadLadMan 3 роки тому +1

    Feeling a bit I'll rn Peli. Your videos help me through it

  • @elliotwright6823
    @elliotwright6823 3 роки тому

    You got the support you deserved by making great content

  • @antitoadactivistorjesus3902
    @antitoadactivistorjesus3902 3 роки тому +1

    Anakin didn't stay hydrated so I pushed him in the water but it was too hot

  • @jockxy3358
    @jockxy3358 3 роки тому +1

    I love you modest pelican when ever I feel down I watch your vids so thank you

  • @looplop
    @looplop 2 роки тому

    Miss these so much! Rewatching...

  • @smitsonavane6278
    @smitsonavane6278 3 роки тому +1

    Papa Peli doesn't know what he has done for getting so much support
    Me: You hydrated the world, that's what

  • @justceno7930
    @justceno7930 3 роки тому

    ''I would consider the grotti itali rsx to be my new favourite car, but it costs 3.5m so I'll have to save up.."
    Says this while doing the mission to get the price to 2.5m, proceeds to drive the car of the pier xD love you Pelican

  • @Henry_The_Goat
    @Henry_The_Goat 3 роки тому

    This one came out so quick thanks peliy

  • @CrazyConstantin
    @CrazyConstantin 3 роки тому

    Everyone's going to LOVE these mods lmao i realized what I could truly do around 7:10 lol enjoy add my gamertag and socials withy our gamer tag. have a server on discord for RP xbox ONE. if you want to join my streams,I Twitcvh strteam live with a camera usually, but this one was mic only, lol enjoy
    | www.twitch.tv/videos/931676956?t=00h07m10s

  • @Pr0digyZRX
    @Pr0digyZRX 3 роки тому

    Your winters are like our summers so the tiny shorts are a vibe lol

  • @kalawala9319
    @kalawala9319 3 роки тому

    It’s always a good day when peli posts

  • @warzoneclips9181
    @warzoneclips9181 3 роки тому +1

    here is an idea: go to your local grave yard and rename all the graves to sun to modest pelican

  • @andresmith6707
    @andresmith6707 3 роки тому

    I'm new and I glad i discovered this channel sarcasm and comedy at its best

  • @Nick-ql9bi
    @Nick-ql9bi 3 роки тому

    Its always a good day when modest pelican posts a gta video

  • @tristansteele5054
    @tristansteele5054 3 роки тому +1

    Hey pelican you can put money rims on your car in the lowrider section and your yacht has air defences. hope you see this not sure if you knew because you never use them. stay hydrated :)