Around the time I first stated watching this channel I had promised myself to drink more water in general and now after like a year of following, I still unironically drink water when I watch tune in
“If you enjoy this video, go to a bar, and order random woman cups of water instead of an alcoholic drink, and have the waiter say it’s from modest pelican ”
Intro idea: go to university to study art and then spend several years creating a masterpiece, sell it at auction and threaten to shred the piece unless ervryone at the auction to subscribes modest pelican
You are hands down the most consistent content creator that I watch on here. Your videos have helped me through some tough times, when all I truly needed was a good laugh. I appreciate you Geoff, I'm glad to see the channel sky rocketing off. ♥️
6 tips for staying hydrated Don't wait till you're thirsty to drink. By the time you feel thirsty, you're already slightly dehydrated. ... Flavor your water. ... Eat water-rich fruits and vegetables. ... Stay inside when it gets too hot. ... Dress for the weather. ...
“speedrunning a breakup” and “relentless unnecessary aggression” should be both of my middle names if it didn’t take so long to fill out on a government application
I was playing with a friend and as soon as we enter the stripclub to kill everyone a guy comes out in full tryhard clothing and kills us like a 100 times... he was clearly doin something in there which we interrupted...
@@brennanhansen137 the only premarital thing that’s allowed is chuggin orange juice after brushing your teeth after waking up with a warm pillow on both sides and only having your charger work at an angle 😎
Nestlé has stolen all the water for miles around my village, and I'm extremely dehydrated. The only thing keeping me going is knowing that one man's dehydration is another man's hydration.
Intro idea: Set out on a boat into the Pacific, and find a new undiscovered island and proceed to name it "Modest Pelican Island" as this would really help spread the good word of the channel
Intro ideas: 1. hi lads and lasses, please have a child and at an early age leave them in an orphanage. Then leave a letter being the only thing they have left of you and just have my URL because that would help spread the good word of my channel 2. Hi lads and lasses and, please become a teacher and when giving the final grade for the students, give them an F if they aren’t subscribed to modest pelican
you deserve it because you have such unique content. you never ask for a like. your intro is amazing and I can't think of another monotone voice over channel that brings me this much happiness
Intro Idea: "If you enjoyed this video, become a University Professor and make your students watch Modest Pelican videos over Zoom. Fail any student that don't stay sufficiently hydrated."
“I don’t know what I did to deserve such insane support” Yeah, okay. You know exactly what you’ve done, which is strive to become to most successful Educational Christian Music UA-cam channel.
I’ve been trying to make my crush subscribe to you for 3 hours now and all she can talk about is ‘who I am’ and “aren’t you that kid from the water park 7 years ago’ the amount of disrespect
i loved the way you sneaked the last part in, thanks man im so glad i came early to watch it! hopefully youtube doesnt take it down cuz ur content is hilarious af dude. like whenever I'm sad and going through a tough time i can literally just hop to a modern pelican video and know that I'm about to watch the best content on the internet. like, i can come home from school and watch CJ killing a random cop in the middle of grove street and actually just vibe and laugh at the voiceovers. I dont have to think about the tough day I went through, the friends I lost, my fucking life, corona killing everything and not seeing what humanity used to be, etc... cuz when i watch your videos, none of that matters. the only thing that maters is a good 11-45 minutes of absolute godly content. Hilarious as a mf, But with the classic touch of Australian. Like a lot of people just like listen to sad music when there going through shit, or like smoke weed and drink their sorrows away. but when I need a shoulder to lean on, it's you man. You touch me man. Like, these videos brings me nostalgia from forever man. Like i dont mean to get deep or anything but you're the reason why I laugh and I'm happy most of the time. In the middle of zooms, on my break, or literally on my zoom class, i always have a chrome tab open with "I finaly" or "I infiltred" or "this happened". lmao dude im just saying man, your the best out there. You carry me through a lot of shit pelican, you really do. yeah ur homies are al funny and everthing but you modernpelican? your just the mf bomb. your the everythig. your the quavo of migos, and the beyone of destiney's child. You motivate me man. For better or for worse youve always been there for me with this absolutely quality content. Im really sory for spamming lmao I just felt like u should know that!! Peace, and much lover from everyone here in the United States of America, -anonymous modernpelican average subscriber
Intro idea: Hey lads and lassies please kidnap the ceo of Lamborghini and force him to change the bull to pelicans on all their cars as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
Suggestion for intro: hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here if you enjoy this video please start making counterfeit notes which instead of having a well known role model on it it will have a pelican staying hydrated and send it all around the world as this really helps spread the good word of the channel
Intro idea: Hey lads and lasses modest pelican here, and if you enjoy the video then start a zombie apocalypse and say the only way you will end it is if everyone subscribes to modest pelican gaming, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
I know the keep hydrated stuff is probably mostly a joke, but it legitimately reminds me to get some water every time I watch one of your videos, thank you
''I would consider the grotti itali rsx to be my new favourite car, but it costs 3.5m so I'll have to save up.." Says this while doing the mission to get the price to 2.5m, proceeds to drive the car of the pier xD love you Pelican
I am a trained kidnapper and I have recently started using the modest pelican shopping cart recently. I have been able to pick up many more women - legally or not
Next time Marto changes his outfit or appearence, you should say something like ”this makes him look like someone who was never loved by his parents, but very loved by his uncle”. Love the videos btw :) I found this series at the perfect time, it really helps me through a hard time in my life, keep it up😎
I was vibing through the video thinking ,’ damn this some real up to date editing,’ then the dubstep of a random movie scene pops up and I cry myself to sleep
dear modest pelican, so long you enjoy playing games and making content. We are happy and as an extra I'll stay hydrated this whole year. Cheers Modest Pelican; you are a good man
My brother in the Coast Guard said he didn't like being in the water, so I threw him overboard in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. As this really help spreads the good word of your channel
I was at the Playboy Mansion party and I swear I heard an NPC say " I'm trying to channel my inner pelican." No joke ...is this a Rockstar Easter Egg? Yes I was fully hydrated.
Check out my other channel: ua-cam.com/users/PapaPeli :)
And Twitch m.twitch.tv/modestpelican
Ok
@@danbent9559 the parenthesis ruins the link
Hay bro do u have a crew love the modest pelicab logo want to use it in gta
@@URBOIPHONE no
literally the modest pelican go cart is the freshest whip to ever exist
mr child murderer knows his drip tho
Hi please don't kill me monokuma... 😭
Hey woah
💯
STAY SUFFICATLLY HIGHDRATTED
Something a little weird about how he knew it was sapphire when she arrived. They probably go to church together or something
I waterboarded my grandad to keep him hydrated. He been asleep for 5 days now.
you're a good man
@@ModestPelican *murderer
You did the right thing these old people keep forgetting to drink water
@@ModestPelican yeah man I did the same to my sister but she slept to much i think ill do it again to wake her up
@@man-fg8wt Keep the good hydration going
A pelican once asked me this
"Are You Hydrated?"
Since then my life has never been the same
Relatable
Drugs do crazy things huh
Around the time I first stated watching this channel I had promised myself to drink more water in general and now after like a year of following, I still unironically drink water when I watch tune in
“If you enjoy this video, go to a bar, and order random woman cups of water instead of an alcoholic drink, and have the waiter say it’s from modest pelican ”
It's not simping because its unwanted 😎
@@Tenkay0 also a sure fire way to get laid because the ladies love hydration
“Women love men who pretend they can’t feel the cold”
Me who can barley feel the cold: *Guess I’ll die*
He was making a joke about how obnoxious people who pretend they can’t feel the cold are
@@vinceemery5943 hm, *who could have guessed*
I find it quite hard to believe that this is an accurate representation of every GTA Online Server ever.
are god is an awesome god
UA-camrs never mislead in their titles so it must be
Dad?
@@ModestPelican never
🇬🇷
"the sky clearer than post nut clarity"
Truer words have never been spoken. 🤣
Had me dying with that one lol
Intro idea: go to university to study art and then spend several years creating a masterpiece, sell it at auction and threaten to shred the piece unless ervryone at the auction to subscribes modest pelican
nah banksy did it
@@kencarson666 who's saying pelican isn't banksy?
@@sgc8692 me am saying pelican isn’t banksy
Because it’s carbo
@@kade101991 or both?
Lmao he already used this
"Canberra winters are no joke."
**laughs in Canadian**
Eheheh.
69 likes
GtaO: *literal war zone*
Red Dead Online: *sometimes a literal warzone*
You are hands down the most consistent content creator that I watch on here. Your videos have helped me through some tough times, when all I truly needed was a good laugh. I appreciate you Geoff, I'm glad to see the channel sky rocketing off. ♥️
I like how he says the dumbest stuff ever in a normal voice 😂
6 tips for staying hydrated
Don't wait till you're thirsty to drink. By the time you feel thirsty, you're already slightly dehydrated. ...
Flavor your water. ...
Eat water-rich fruits and vegetables. ...
Stay inside when it gets too hot. ...
Dress for the weather. ...
Thank you @ofi Matau very cool
That's 5
My water is always flavoured with cottees coola lime flavour & if i’m not drinking that it’s beer, sweet sweeet beer
Not all heroes wear capes.
“speedrunning a breakup” and “relentless unnecessary aggression” should be both of my middle names if it didn’t take so long to fill out on a government application
To anyone seeing this, stay safe and stay hydrated
Thanks
you're a good person
@@ethanostorey6214 "Hydrated content"
@@ModestPelican thanks peli
You too
I love his little chuckle after making fun of Marto at 3:38
I was playing with a friend and as soon as we enter the stripclub to kill everyone a guy comes out in full tryhard clothing and kills us like a 100 times... he was clearly doin something in there which we interrupted...
Hopefully not any Pre-marital water drinking
@@brennanhansen137 the only premarital thing that’s allowed is chuggin orange juice after brushing your teeth after waking up with a warm pillow on both sides and only having your charger work at an angle 😎
But why were u and ur friend there in the first place...
Basically GTA online.
@@drewstanton5747 to kill some hookers
1:47 my bagpipe senses are tingling.
I hope everyone is hydrated and being an absolute legend. You are the best Mr. Pelican.
Nestlé has stolen all the water for miles around my village, and I'm extremely dehydrated. The only thing keeping me going is knowing that one man's dehydration is another man's hydration.
Intro idea: Set out on a boat into the Pacific, and find a new undiscovered island and proceed to name it "Modest Pelican Island" as this would really help spread the good word of the channel
hey man i just wanna thank you for being a big part of helping me cope with my depression keep it up your absolute legend
Intro ideas:
1. hi lads and lasses, please have a child and at an early age leave them in an orphanage. Then leave a letter being the only thing they have left of you and just have my URL because that would help spread the good word of my channel
2. Hi lads and lasses and, please become a teacher and when giving the final grade for the students, give them an F if they aren’t subscribed to modest pelican
Pretty lame ngl
@@nikonikov7383 yea
We had the same idea lol
Great minds think alike
you deserve it because you have such unique content. you never ask for a like. your intro is amazing and I can't think of another monotone voice over channel that brings me this much happiness
Modest pelican's car : has gull-wing doors
Modest pelican: says they're scissor doors
Car enthusiasts : (TRIGGERED)
As a Canberra resident, winter is cold
The Jeff Bezos intro is actually very clever and original.
Yeah because of his name....
Jeff.
@@willscott8923 no that’s not why... it’s because of the show “The Boys”
That Rockford @ 2:08 was textbook. This is why I watch, stay hydrated Big Fella.
Intro Idea: "If you enjoyed this video, become a University Professor and make your students watch Modest Pelican videos over Zoom. Fail any student that don't stay sufficiently hydrated."
IM IM THE VIDEO!!! Love ya papa peli I shall enforce force hydration everywhere I go 8:00
I know I'm 3 years late but good for you bro
This is the only way I get reminded to stay hydrated
I became a person in one of the toll booths and they had to pay by subscribing to you, as this really spreads the good word of your channel.
Intro idea: Become a priest and only teach the ways of the pelican
7:44 - and staying properly hydrated at all times, of course
“I don’t know what I did to deserve such insane support”
Yeah, okay. You know exactly what you’ve done, which is strive to become to most successful Educational Christian Music UA-cam channel.
Ich lache über diese Videos! Sie versäumen nie, zu unterhalten. Gut gemacht!
As someone who wore thongs to the shops on my first morning in Canberra. In june. Canberra winters are definitely NOT a joke.
Video 7 of telling Papa Pelican he always makes my day. Love your content mate!
I’ve been trying to make my crush subscribe to you for 3 hours now and all she can talk about is ‘who I am’ and “aren’t you that kid from the water park 7 years ago’ the amount of disrespect
Bro just found you and I literally spent everyday for the last week watching all of your videos you are amazing thanks and stay hydrated
I like how he just flexes that he gets girlfriends almost every video
i mean he kinda doesn't tho
its more like he points out all of the dumbass reasons he doesn't keep any girlfriends
0:11 that was so brutal!
I swear to god I think in Peli’s voice
i loved the way you sneaked the last part in, thanks man im so glad i came early to watch it! hopefully youtube doesnt take it down cuz ur content is hilarious af dude. like whenever I'm sad and going through a tough time i can literally just hop to a modern pelican video and know that I'm about to watch the best content on the internet. like, i can come home from school and watch CJ killing a random cop in the middle of grove street and actually just vibe and laugh at the voiceovers. I dont have to think about the tough day I went through, the friends I lost, my fucking life, corona killing everything and not seeing what humanity used to be, etc... cuz when i watch your videos, none of that matters. the only thing that maters is a good 11-45 minutes of absolute godly content. Hilarious as a mf, But with the classic touch of Australian. Like a lot of people just like listen to sad music when there going through shit, or like smoke weed and drink their sorrows away. but when I need a shoulder to lean on, it's you man. You touch me man. Like, these videos brings me nostalgia from forever man. Like i dont mean to get deep or anything but you're the reason why I laugh and I'm happy most of the time. In the middle of zooms, on my break, or literally on my zoom class, i always have a chrome tab open with "I finaly" or "I infiltred" or "this happened". lmao dude im just saying man, your the best out there. You carry me through a lot of shit pelican, you really do. yeah ur homies are al funny and everthing but you modernpelican? your just the mf bomb. your the everythig. your the quavo of migos, and the beyone of destiney's child. You motivate me man. For better or for worse youve always been there for me with this absolutely quality content. Im really sory for spamming lmao I just felt like u should know that!!
Peace, and much lover from everyone here in the United States of America,
-anonymous modernpelican average subscriber
UA-cam: 141 comments
Me: Can I see them
UA-cam: No
This is the best series on UA-cam. I have watched all the videos and I feel fully hydrated.
Can’t believe one of things woman wanted wasn’t a man who stay sufficiently hydrated at all times. 😔
Intro idea:
Hey lads and lassies please kidnap the ceo of Lamborghini and force him to change the bull to pelicans on all their cars as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
Suggestion for intro: hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here if you enjoy this video please start making counterfeit notes which instead of having a well known role model on it it will have a pelican staying hydrated and send it all around the world as this really helps spread the good word of the channel
Just watched all of your gta vids up to this point, thank you good sir for creating a playlist
The only"The boys" I know are Eddie,Mully,Josh,Narrator, and Juciy
This dude is the only guy who is not complaining about gta online and actually having fun instead , what a chad
Hey man i got a girlfriend and made her become a dancer and tattoo modest pelican on her whole body
Not all heroes wear capes
Thank you for giving me a good laugh when I have been feeling down on my self lately and to stay sufficiently hydrated at all times.
Intro idea: Hey lads and lasses modest pelican here, and if you enjoy the video then start a zombie apocalypse and say the only way you will end it is if everyone subscribes to modest pelican gaming, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
Having a ball watching your vids man. Only just found your channel
.. alot of my favourite UA-camrs are Aussies so good to hear another one.
I know the keep hydrated stuff is probably mostly a joke, but it legitimately reminds me to get some water every time I watch one of your videos, thank you
''I would consider the grotti itali rsx to be my new favourite car, but it costs 3.5m so I'll have to save up.."
Says this while doing the mission to get the price to 2.5m, proceeds to drive the car of the pier xD love you Pelican
I am a trained kidnapper and I have recently started using the modest pelican shopping cart recently. I have been able to pick up many more women - legally or not
2:23
Those are just slightly gullwings
Anakin didn't stay hydrated so I pushed him in the water but it was too hot
Being serious for once here, these videos are honestly the only thing that make me laugh any more so I salute you Papa Peli.
7:34 actually a sick flip into the pool
Series isn't just the best on UA-cam but it is the most hydrated series ever
Next time Marto changes his outfit or appearence, you should say something like ”this makes him look like someone who was never loved by his parents, but very loved by his uncle”. Love the videos btw :) I found this series at the perfect time, it really helps me through a hard time in my life, keep it up😎
Hey Modest Pelican! You should get the Arena Workshop and buy the Cerberus. Love your channel, keep it up!
I was vibing through the video thinking ,’ damn this some real up to date editing,’ then the dubstep of a random movie scene pops up and I cry myself to sleep
Ayyyyy Modest Pelican uploaded on my birthday
dear modest pelican, so long you enjoy playing games and making content. We are happy and as an extra I'll stay hydrated this whole year. Cheers Modest Pelican; you are a good man
Yes a new gta online video I’ve been binging all of your stuff man you sick lad
Man i love this series espacially with the awesome narration
I only watch these entire videos for Nigel slamming into the window at the end. Worth it every time
it’s so nice seeing someone who really appreciates their supporters
I was OpTic slug
You’re the best Peli been going through some shitty times lately and you’re always there to give me something to look forward
Go to the zoo and start throwing seagulls at the lions while a pelican sits on your shoulder, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
6:11 my man out here representing Canberra? Nice.
It’s nice that peli keeps in touch with his fans
My brother in the Coast Guard said he didn't like being in the water, so I threw him overboard in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. As this really help spreads the good word of your channel
"While you fantasize about Miss K because your wife stopped loving you years ago"
That had me bursting out in laughter.
I've been subbed since you had 62k dude, so glad your videos are getting the attention they deserve
I love you modest pelican when ever I feel down I watch your vids so thank you
I could hear Peli nearly lose it when he called Marto uncoordinated
Papa peli is always entertaining to watch while drinking water as to stay sufficiently hydrated
Awe man that last bit was sincere! :' ) Love u too bro cheers
Papa Peli doesn't know what he has done for getting so much support
Me: You hydrated the world, that's what
The love we show, is possibly due to the fact you have made 8, 9/11 jokes and several school shooting jokes aswell
So glad I found this overly hydrated Pelican the other day. Best content I've seen for years
3:35 you can actually hear Peli snark at his own joke. Rare editing failure or just a genuinely hilarious zinger? Up to you to decide.
I was just thinking about Marto hearing me compare him to a baby gazelle
Love the comedy from the Thiccc Pelican lol
Keep it up!
Anything you put out we’re gonna love bro ! Keep up the incredible work
Virgin USA: Hungry for oil, depressed...
Chad pelicans: Enjoy water, have an enjoyable pose, are non lethal
Good to see Mr hydration still here making content
Love how in every intro thicc man is drinking water out of a non alcoholic champagne bottle, very nice of him.
Every Legendary sentence from Modest Pelican starts with the word "Marto"
I'm new and I glad i discovered this channel sarcasm and comedy at its best
Title: every gta server ever
First 5 seconds: him gunning down a defenceless player on a go kart
Me: aw yep
You got the support you deserved by making great content
I was at the Playboy Mansion party and I swear I heard an NPC say " I'm trying to channel my inner pelican." No joke ...is this a Rockstar Easter Egg? Yes I was fully hydrated.