Mass Effect 2 - What Happens If Shepard Dies? (Plus ME3 Consequences)
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
- In this video, we’re going to explore what happens if Shepard and all 12 squadmates perish during the final mission of Mass Effect 2. I’ll show you how to achieve the worst ending, as well as what happens when you import your save into Mass Effect 3.
MASS EFFECT 2 - BEST SQUADMATES FOR EACH MISSION
• Mass Effect 2 - Best S...
TALI'S RAREST HIDDEN DIALOUGE IN MASS EFFECT 2
• Tali's RAREST HIDDEN D...
MASS EFFECT 2 - WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CHEAT ON LIARA
• Mass Effect 2 - What H...
0:00 Introduction
1:04 How to Set Up the Worst Ending
1:44 Launching the Mission
2:22 First Death
3:07 Second Death
4:03 Third Death
4:45 Infiltrating the Base
5:54 Fourth Death
6:43 The Long Walk
7:12 Three More Deaths
8:52 The Final Push
10:58 Losing Our Last 5 Squadmates
12:21 Shepard's Last Leap of Faith
13:23 Joker & The Illusive Man - Base Destroyed
14:41 Joker & The Illusive Man - Kept Base for Cerberus
15:57 Joker vs The Reapers
17:13 Mass Effect 3 Consequences
18:24 Conclusion - Ігри
Not a problem, Cerberus has another Shepard in a fridge
Oh Right, The Clone!
That would be an interesting "What if".
That should have been the answer to starting ME3 if he dies in ME2
People would ask the clone about stuff from ME2 and he’d be like “I did that? Uh yeah! I did that!”
I was about to say they could have pulled the clone out of the fridge and make you play as them but they have no recollection of the events of me2 and even does stuff without the player’s choice that be pretty cool
Actually, I think by this point Rasa (Maya Brooks) has already stolen the Shepard clone body from Cerberus. That would be a really cool alternative way to continue the story if the real Shepard dies at the end of ME2 though!
We all know Shepard made the wrong choices because he can’t see the big picture through those goofy ass goggles
hahaha
Your Shep looks like a weird sci Fi version of Bubbles from trailer park boys
@@MemeticVirus True😂
I think he made his character so terrible looking, just so he didn't feel so bad about killing everyone off (especially this particular dumb ass of a Commander)! 😆
@@VictorythroughUnity59 I would do the same, you get too attached to them (Especially Garrus) to just let them die like that
Miranda: "Any biotic could do it in theory"
Also Miranda: can't do it
Her enormous ass held her back ☹
Performance anxiety
I always find that funny, considering her boasting that everything about her was designed to be perfect, including biotics.
@@isaiahgeorge906 Yeah, this is one that I have the least sympathy for people making the "wrong decision", unlike the pipe-infiltration task. There's a lot of discussion about how Jack is an experimental class of super-biotic. And in character class Miranda is a split-class while Jack is a pure biotic. Why wouldn't you pick her?
@@dark7element I always pick Jack on my paragon playthroughs because it have a lot of meaning for Jack to be trusted with the life of others.
Garrus and Tali are the only deaths that really matter. The rest signed onto this mission for their own reasons, were as Garrus and Tali are there supporting their friend Shepard despite his poor taste in eyewear.
"...despite his poor taste in eyewear." Shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@mouscedess she's not rude, she's lovely
@@mouscedess she’s only rude if u make her rude 99% of the time she’s such a sweet heart
@@mouscedess hmm well I havnt played ME1 as much as the others currently in a middle of a play through of 1 will have to keep a eye on her. I might just not of noticed
@@mouscedess Thank God, I'm not the only one who felt Tali's demeanor is somewhat rude in ME3 (and also in ME2 but I assumed it's due to the crap she's been going through during that time).
Then You Play as Shepard's Clone in Mass Effect 3 and your squadmates are - Conrad Verner, The biotic God and a Hanar
Maybe an Elcor too.
Just a random Hanar... or Blasto?
@@welkingunther5417The Hamlet Elcor.
I'll explain this if anyone is interested, but I wonder if anyone here will recognize this.
A hanar gamer with a krogan sized mech suite and "N00B ST0MPER" decalled on the side.
@@nmartinez18 explain please
I think any loyal squad mates would be disloyal if they saw their commander wearing those goggles.
I wore them joints for like one mission and then took em off 😂
After getting this ending.
Mass Effect 3: Nope, you don't even deserve to play me.
ME3 doesn't deserve me playing as well)))
It would been amusing if there was just a hopeless cut scene because Shepard can't save them, woulda cried at first I'm sure but with time
considering I've tried twice and uninstalled that steaming heap twice, I'd say good.
If I see another room full of GD CHEST HI WALLS!!!!!
In ME3 there should've been cutscene at the beginning showing how galaxy falls within 5 minutes without Shepard's and his squadmates help. Then the game exits to main menu. Simple delivery yet satisfying.
Yeah it shows that Mass effect 3 ending with liara saying "we fought hard but lost"
If Shepard dies I think it should have right at the start cut to Liara's message at the end of ME3 for the refuse option.
I wish ME3 started with the Reapers showing up, Anderson says “Well fuck…” and then just a shot of earth exploding.
It would've been cool to have a "what if" scenario in case you had this ME2 ending... A missed opportunity, i would say
@@UncomfortableShoes
Admiral Anderson: "Well, too bad Shepard didn't survive the Collector base."
Admiral Hackett: "Yeah. We're fucked. Hackett out."
Wow, I never knew Joker said "you're not doing this to me again" if Shepard died. It makes sense considering it would be the second time he'd blame himself for Shepard dying. Kind of hurts.
I was thinking the same thing, though I’m surprised he can be standing and talking to Illusive man after losing EVERYONE, especially Shepard. I’d be breaking down somewhere.
6:25 Garrus takes a rocket to the face for the 2nd time in the game.
Harbinger: No resurrections this time.
Garrus "great, now the other side looks like varren food too"
God that's fucked....
@@ethanpotts2915 But funny
Not assuming direct control!
"Now that we are thoroughly unprepared, let's start the mission" 😆
Love that line! 🤣
he is a guy that listened to Jacob advices.
Literally read this comment when he said it
Sounds like a quote from the Psychopath playthrough.
I caught The Great Muppet Caper vibes from that one :D
I like how being someone's friend and doing them a favor makes them live through explosions and gunfire.
Morale can make or break the way a soldier fights. War is just as much psychological as it is physical. War is basically breaking your enemy. Making him not wanna get up and fight you.
"Hey, if being friends in XCOM 2 gives buffs then I don't see why ME 2 can't do the same. Unless, that's just XCOM, baby."
Its a real thing, when you trust and like the person you work under, you'll give everything you got not just for yourself, but them as well. If you work for someone you hate then not only will it be harder to see their bigger picture, you may have second thoughts about working for them in the middle of a job, not something you want happening in a firefight
The real suicide mission is the friendship we made along the way
Motivation.
I like how you have to be deliberately terrible at the game just to get this ending
It really does take a concentrated effort to be bad.
Or be 12 years old like I was on my first Playthrough and just not understand what I'm suppose to be doing.
@@Fau1ted I believe it. You do certain missions too early which forces the end game so you do that and don't do any companion missions so everybody dies xD
When I got the Insanity trophy for ME 2 back in the day, I tried to be as deliberately bad as possible to minimize the length of the playthrough. I did no loyalty missions, I didn't recruit people, and I went straight through the relay as fast as I could. While I hate playing this badly on purpose, I highly recommend it for such a feat, because you still get the trophy. You don't get bonus points for doing the whole game, and it reduces the amount of stress you have to endure otherwise.
@@Kratosx23 That's not a bad idea. Then there's me who tried to do literally everything while getting the insanity trophy...sigh
I feel like there should be an achievement if you get everyone killed in ME2. It should be called “Not Canon.”
Or at the very least Achievement unlocked: “Oops!”
@@UncomfortableShoes No, the achievement name should be “Critical Mission Failure”
@@kaismith9388 No, the achievement name should be "I Should Go"
Just go full troll and call it "kitten is screaming."
Should be "Canon?"
"the collectors are about to discover what happen when you pisse me off"
The last thought of the collectors before dying : "well... That was easy..."
I always felt like who to send where was obvious. My favorite Suicide Mission blunder was pulled off by a friend of mine who sent Thane into the vents because "he was dying anyway". 🤣
That's cold blooded.
That's just evil man.
I don't like your friend.
I sent thane in on my first run because he seemed to have experience in the whole infiltration thing
The only one that's not obvious is Mordin with the Normandy Escort, and that's because the mechanics of the Hold The Line segment are:
1: Not visible in any way
2: Not relevant before or after the segment
3: Not even set up to be a thing beforehand
To elaborate on that third one, what I mean is that there's no indication throughout the mission that there will be a scene where all of your best fighters will lock down a room and hold out for as long as possible. That's not necessarily a bad thing, it'd be pretty unreasonable to know that that's going to happen, but it still contributes to the lack of information available for the decision on who to pick for the Normandy Escort.
The problem with the Normandy Escort choice is that the logic of who to pick is essentially the opposite of the logic for every other choice. For every other choice, you are picking the best person for the job (Garrus/Miranda/Zaeed for the diversion teams, Tali/Kasumi/Legion for hacking, Jack/Samara/Morinth for Biotics), and the options are mostly obvious, with a bit of wiggle room here and there for a mistake or two. Maybe you picked Mordin for the vent hack since he's a Salarian and they are the quickest thinkers in the galaxy (not to mention he's ex STG and was mentioned earlier in the game to have wiped out a merc squad with mechs with "a few taps of his omni-tool"), you'd have picked the wrong character but there's definitely logic to pick him, but obviously the team hacker Tali, the literal supercomputer Legion and the master-thief Kasumi are the more logical choices.
For the team leaders you have either Garrus or Miranda. I reckon most people will pick Garrus because not only does he have experience leading a team that we hear a lot about during this game, he's also a lot more respected than Miranda, who's known as the cold-blooded Cerberus Cheerleader and as much as she might be competent at leading a team, some members of the team probably don't like the idea of taking orders from her. At least, those were my reasons for choosing Garrus, but I wanted Garrus in my squad later and put Miranda in charge for the second diversion team.
For the Biotic segment your choices are Jacob (obviously not, no disrespect to the guy, but c'mon), Thane (same as with Jacob. He's good, but he's nothing special when it comes to Biotics), Samara/Morinth, Jack and Miranda. Samara and Morinth are good choices because they are Asari, and because of the Asari's conscious control of their own nervous systems they are naturally the best Biotics in the galaxy. Then you have Jack (my choice since Miranda was leading the second diversion team, and I was romancing her in the Let's Play), who due to her being a victim of intense abuse and experimentation as a child for the purpose of developing as strong a biotic as possible is the most dangerous human biotic. Miranda was genetically created (not birthed) to be perfect in every way, and so you could naturally assume she's a very strong Biotic. Miranda isn't the best choice for this segment, but given what we know about her, it's reasonable for someone to make the mistake of choosing her, but there's more than enough information in the game to make the right choice.
Then you have the Normandy Escort, where apparently any squadmate who is loyal will get through their segment with 0 casualties or errors, in fact the only failure or death that results from this choice is whether or not the squadmate you choose is needed for the Hold The Line segment (again, there's no setup or indication that this segment even exists, but that's not the worst part). The bit that the game doesn't tell you about is that whoever you send to escort the Normandy crew will not return for the rest of the mission, which absolutely changes the choice completely. For this segment, you're not choosing the best person to keep the Normandy crew safe, you're choosing the person most likely to die in the Hold The Line segment, which is Mordin (if he's not in your Squad for the Reaper battle). I chose Grunt as the Normandy escort (my only reservation for this was that he might get lost or hit a dead end or otherwise take too long, but apparently none of that matters) as he is literally the strongest fighter on the team. His whole role is the heavy-hitter, he's the genetically pure Krogan super soldier who was literally created with Collector technology, who's primary advantage is genetic modifaction and experimentation. He has a massive shotgun that is powerful enough to shatter a human arm with its recoil and Edi explains that he has fully-formed primary, secondary and tertiary organs where applicable. I chose Grunt because he was the toughest and most resilient fighter on the team and he was escorting a crew of doctors and engineers who had just been freed from paralysis and had no weapons or armour. You could absolutely write a reason for Mordin (or someone else) to be the better choice, but no such writing or reason exists in this segment. Grunt gets the crew back with no issue, but so does everyone else as far as I'm aware (as long as they're loyal).
Even choosing Grunt for the Normandy Escort, I believe it's still possible to salvage the mission and keep everybody alive if you kept everyone loyal and alive until the Hold The Line segment and have 2 squad mates left behind who have a defense stat of 4. In my Let's Play, Garrus and Zaeed would have had to be in the crew holding off the Collectors in order for everyone to survive, but I chose Garrus and Tali for my squad because they're my favourite characters, meaning Zaeed was the only "strong" character left behind, resulting in Mordin dying right before the mission was over (as in, the playable section was over and it was literally just the final cutscene playing, the game really ripped victory from me like that).
Would have loved it if Bioware made Shepard completely miss the jump at the Normandy. Like trip on a rock and just tumble over the edge, with Joker looking like, "dude, wtf was that". That would have been the icing on this shitpile of a cake suicide run.
Dude... ROFL I can’t get that image out of my head! Lol
Wilhem scream intensifies
"the icing on this shitpile of a cake sucide run" im fucking wheezing hahahahahahah
Honestly thought he was just gonna not make the jump lol
Laughed my ass off this comment, what an appropriate ending
I like how this ending is harder to get than the ending where everyone survived
I think I got the ending where everyone survived on my first ME2 playthrough (somehow).
@@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline It took me two playthroughs myself. I take responsibility for losing Tali as I forgot to upgrade the shields but I’m still salty that I lost my engineer because apparently Zaeed, a leader of the Blue Suns, wasn’t a good enough leader in Bioware’s opinion
@@Weirdaljackson if you'd listen to his stories you'd know that noone survives in them except for him
@@Weirdaljackson dudes a survivor not a leader
@@Weirdaljackson the choices are easy, but those damn deaths related to not upgrading the ship always catches you off guard on the first playthrough
When Mirada said you need someone who can command loyalty through experience, I read the blurb bios of all the team leader choices and Garrus is the only one with the word "experience" spelled out in his bio, so I thought that was a pretty strong hint there and always picked him 😂
I thought the 60 something year old mercenary veteran would've been a decent pick, but I guess he's not good with leading, just killing.
@@allhandsondik7803 I mean all of his war stories are about leading teams to certain death and being the sole survivor. Make an inference dude!
@@darkchild130 lol, fair. But in ME2 I didn't particularly care for him, I'm a lawful stupid paragon so his first action, being willing to sacrifice dozens of lives for revenge didn't sit well with me, plus he just wasn't that interesting in 2, just an old mercenary, so I didn't pay him much mind. Still didn't want him to die, so I reset the suicide mission, and thank God I did cause hes easily one of my favorites in 3 for how little time you get with him.
@@allhandsondik7803 he’s one of my favourites
Need experience?
Time to send in the tank baby
Seeing Tali and Garrus perish is heartbreaking
They should've had a big crack in Tali's mask.
@@matthewpatrick7263 That would be a grim yet neat detail.
i killed her in the game to, i felt so terrible. She was one of my favorite characters, and she was nice to my character.
I restarted the whole legendary trilogy only to romance Tali because I fucked it up in an earlier playthrough
@@jamiebrinkhuijsen6059 What happened that fucked it up?
I bet Jack doesn't appreciate getting put in a Cerberus coffin.
Angel: No, miss, you cant just...
Spirit of Jack: HOLD ME, because I will now crawl out of the coffin and launch it at the one who brought me there!
:(
damn, if that isn't a kick while one is down.
That is a very good point.
Bothered me that Shepard drops into to his death in the Collector base and then it blew up but he’s got a coffin. What did they put in there? His fish?
When Mordin was chosen to lead the fireteam he was like ????
Shepard: I have complete faith in you
*Mordin leaves*
Shepard:Dibs on his stuff
"Had to be me... someone else might have gotten it right."
The fact that Mordin just stands there really cracks me up xD He really was confused
You have really screwed up when Mordin is speechless.
@@BigDanGaming *lmaooooooo*
Lmao Garrus looking through the doorway into a massive firefight and WATCHING a rocket careen towards his face without moving really showed off that CSec training.
*“Shit, i think that’s a rocket.”*
@@Dementia_Springtrap lmao
He just had PTSD from previous rocket
@@Dementia_Springtrap dude's one of the best fighters on the team and has a horrible reaction time in that moment
I'm surprised Shepard was able to run all the way back to the ship without running out of stamina after 3 steps. He doesn't unlock that ability until ME3.
I choose to believe Kasumi saw how bad things were going turned on her cloak, ran back to the Normandy, and started stealing everybody's else's stuff
Walks out if the ship with a basket full of panties.
@@mysteryman4915 Mass Effect Generator
If you look in the background to the left when he's on comm with Mordin, you see Kasumi try to cross cover and get fuckin' bushwhacked
Lmaooo that does sound like what Kasumi would do
Sounds like her.
In another world they just let you play as the deranged clone in ME3, constantly being reminded that the real Shepard let their entire team get killed
"You're not Shepard, that might just be a good thing."
Mass Effect III: The Phantom Pain
@@perrytran9504 Perhaps in Mass Effect V
"I am Commander Shepard, and I can sprint for 6 yards."
Strange how Mordin is a bad choice for a fire team leader since he was in STG. And also knows a thing or two about holding the line from Kirrahe.
Mordin doesn't like holding the line, he prefers get job done and go home.
@@michaeledmunds7056 This! Someone pays attention :D
He specifically mentions that he doesn't like that stuff though, calls Kirahe a cloaca and everything for his "military bravado"
@@allhandsondik7803 forget mordin how is jack the same level as kasumi and tali
@@sumithhebbar Kasumi & Tali weren't fighters per se. while they have no problems holding their own in fights, they're the types who'd rather not due not to personal preferences, but the fact that they don't have both the hardware & software to handle hardcore, full-frontal firefights with the only way out being surviving them. Jack, on the other hand, was the undoubtedly severely damaged, & the most nihilistic one of the bunch. a broken shell of a person who was barely holding together deep down, & wanted little more than to die in a blaze of glory, despite all that talk about living the high life killing & stealing. being that mentally fragile impacts one's performance just as severely as lack of skills & physicality would in such a high-stress situation.
Shepard’s speeches are hilarious after so many people die.
Shepard's a cheesy bastard.
i like that Big Dan gaming was picking dialogue choices like "we will honor those who fell" while actively meticulously planning how to get the next batch killed. I guess he didn't want them to know he was purposefully getting them killed 😬 because he felt bad enough about it as it is. Like those movie death scenes where someone comforts a fearful, dying person person saying they feel so cold, by telling them, they're going to be alright, that the wound (which disemboweled them or similar) is nothing but a scratch....
This is like watching a train wreck...it's absolutely horrifying, but I can't look away...
And I can't stop laughing with these comments. Like with a train wreck... wait no!
Yeah I was thinking the same until I started reading the comments and LMAO!!!!!
No
@@phil0934 No
@@joeydahl9594 No
Mordin's face was just like da fuq when he got chosen as fireteam leader.
When I first played ME2 I didn't know about ship upgrades. I did all (or almost all) the loyalty missions and thought I was well prepared. I felt it was truly a suicide mission after watching so many of my crew killed right off the bat. But I also thought Joker was a badass pilot just to get us there in one peice.
I dunno, for all the Top Gun talk he had in the first game. He's basically batting 0-2 against the collectors.
I also didn't know about the ship upgrades either
@@bobchipman4473 To be fair, going up against the Collector ship in the SSV Normandy is not all that far from having a ww2 prop plane go against a modern 5th gen jet fighter one on one. without the critical upgrades, even the SR2 would be akin to a 3rd gen going up against a 5th gen.
@@FalconWindblader that‘s why you need a 3.65 gen against a 5 gen with some IKEA modular 2nd gen upgrades then it‘s like a ww3 tesla against a normal hummer
ME TOO! I didn't do any of the upgrades and saw thane and jack and legion die and i was crushed 😭
This was a missed opportunity to make space hamster the main character of ME3
Space hamster only has one conversation choice: “………………… squeak”
"I should squeak"
@@Matt20264 "squeeak aggressively"
Conrad Verner
Go for the eyes!
1:47 "The collectors are about to find out what happens when you piss me off" - Man who dies violently when pissed off
I love the poetic irony that the final two squadmates you need to take with you to ensure everyone dies are the first two squadmates you get to join you on the Normandy.
1:47 “The collects are about to find out what happens when they piss me off”
Sheppard: *dies*
*Benny Hill theme intensifies*
Imagine if when you die you get to play Mass Effect 3 as Joker.
“It’s Joking time.”
That would be insanity+
"What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?"
ME3 would be over in the opening cut scene when the Reapers land and blast the whole Alliance council when normally Shepard gets blasted back against the wall. If it were Joker he's dead right there. Every bone in his body obliterated.
@@billsutherby Joker might not even be there actually. He would probably still be working for the Illusive Man, or maybe he quit and is on the run from Cerberus.
It takes a real commitment to failure in order to naturally get this ending. I don't think it's even possible to do without actively trying.
I found it much easier to do if I didn't even bother to recruit Kasumi and Zaeed. And I also never opened Grunts tank and sold Legion to Cerberus. That immediately cuts your roster down to 8 and makes it MUCH easier to get this ending
As far as I know, if you didn't do any loyalty missions, it's fairly easy to get this. Especially without DLC. Like, 4 or 5 people die before you even let then hold the line.
The 2 with you die. Whoever 3 or 4 people you left to defend some will die. And you need at least 2 survivors so I imagine it's hard to avoid unless your aware that using miranda for everything will keep them alive
@@theelderworm9134 it seems so unlikely that someone would play through the entire game but never do a single loyalty mission though.
@@Aplesedjr this is very true. Its extremely rare. I suppose I meant only if you didn't do any missions. If you didn't actively try to do the loyalty missions
Aside from the Normandy upgrades (except the shields I think) Loyal squadmates have the lowest priority of dying in situations like holding the line, the game always go for unloyal ones before the ones who are loyal (but the hold the line segment might sill get you a loyal squadmate dead if the score ecuation is not high enough).
I got it my first run because i was too lazy to do sidequests
The look on Joker's face when someone dies makes my heart sink
I like how when Jack dies, she's at the CIC, like 30 feet behind them. So not only does nobody even look to see if she's okay, in order to get to the hangar bay to fight the Oculus you would have needed to step over her smoldering body.
I’ve always figured/head canon’d that she gets hit directly by the beam and vaporized. It already looks like it hits her head on if not by inches and even by that merit it wouldn’t matter she’d still get vaporized. I think BioWare just didn’t want to outright vaporize one your teammates which I think is lame. Also to add more on I like how now despite the CIC being thoroughly breached, nothing is getting sucked out the damage into the void, including Jacks non vaporized corpse
Joker's Bizzare Adventure: EDI Is Unbreakable
EDI is Joker's Stand?... Alright, I'll go along with this.
@@cha0sxiii63 shouldn't it be EDI ACT II since she want from a holographic ball to a robot lady
Sad plot twist though:
Joker is VERY breakable.
@@FantasticDimensions Well, what else can he really do in a fight? Break his arm at the enemy?
Sounds like a porn title lol
Mass Effect 3: featuring Joker, Konrad Verner, Niftu Cal the Biotic God, and Blasto!
Way overpowered
Well, they still have EDI and Liara to drag them down. No Shepherd means no James placed under his command
"I am a great wind, that will sweep all before me like a...... A great wind"
This one will destroy the Reapers solo.
@@jasonitaliano8631 maybe Ash/Kaidan can lead
Every time I watch one of these worst-choices videos I lose a little piece of my heart.. but hey, it's better than trying it myself, so thanks Big Dan!
Shepard destroying the base then dying literally wins the Illusive Man the "worst investor of the year" award.
Seeing Garrus die always makes me so depressed.
I skipped this part, too hard to bear.
It was also hard to see him lose Mordin, Thane, Grunt and best girl Tali.
I had to skip the door closing scene when I saw he chose Garrus for that role
I almost exclusively play female heroes and take the lesbian options when available in games. That said, Garrus is the *only* male character I ever willingly romance. He's just that great. So losing Garrus is *never* an option.
For real, though. Garrus is always my space bro. Doesn't matter if I'm playing paragon or renegade, I take Garrus on every mission and guard him with my life.
Not gonna lie, I'd have been SERIOUSLY impressed with Bioware if they'd made a whole new story in ME3 for a brand new character trying to fill the galaxy-saving shoes of the late Commander Shepherd. Would have been really interesting to see them trying to do the things Shepherd would go on to do normally, building off of his legacy.
I could see joker shelling out all of his money for augmentations he could fight without his vrollicks syndrome getting in the way. I want this game now.
They could have made you play as the other gender and changed some dialog. Damn, now I want that.
Mass effect 3 jokers revenge
They could do it tbh the missions wouldn't really need to change just dialogue and some explanation about joker having gotten a bunch of augmentation, in order to justify its logic in universe say hes not gonna live long because of how extreme they were but hes determined to take the reapers down with him, would be really cool and then we could bang the normady like we always wanted
Doesn’t Garrus’ Shadow Broker dossier say his potential as a leader is stifled by living in Shep’s shadow?
Would’ve been interesting to see him ‘protagonize’ in ME3. Not in the timeline of Dan’s video here, though…
I like how Shepard was still giving a speech while leaving his weakest teammates to hold the line against hundreds of collectors
Imagine an alternative ME3 where joker saves the universe
Best.
Game.
Ever.
Seeing this ending hurts me more than other games have in a long time. Seeing all the characters i feel in love with dying so swiftly makes me a feel a special kind of pain
Commenting to terrible choices is the cringiest thing you can ever do in ME 2. It was like a train wreck watching this. Thank you for your sacrifice. Now I don't have to suffer that boneheaded version of Shepard.
I don’t know what’s worse watching Garrus die or the armor setup for sheperd in this video
I was hoping for a scene with Shepard saying “The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated”
I’m trying to feel bad about everybody dying… but I can’t stop laughing at Shepard’s getup 😂🤣
Same, bro's out here with the goofy ahh Owlman goggles
Those goggles are so hilarious.
The whole kit is hilariously awful
Not to mention it's in pink!
Always wanted to know why they had coffins in the cargo bay when there was no way to retrieve the bodies 😂😂
If you kept the base it would be easy to get the bodies. Otherwise, probably empty coffins for ceremonial purposes
@@JohnCena-fd5yw before shipping out: Joker, i need you to order enough coffins for all of us, for uh ceremonial purposes
@@JinKee i dunno man, the navy is weird
@@JinKee DOnt forget that the crew also has a right to coffins and everyone knew it was a suicide mission.
They’re symbolic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Honestly putting Samara in charge sounds good in theory. She’s got plenty of experience being 1000 years old and all
A 1000 years experience of working alone, that is.
i dont think samara is 1000 years old
Having experience isn't equal to experience being a leader though
It's funny how miranda actually compliments your choice if you pick samara
@@n1ghtwalk3r54 She has no idea what she is talking about in this mission. She recommended herself as the biotech specialist when she was far out of her depth.
I don't know what was worst : seeing these caracters I love die, or hearing the epic music I love while it happened.
Well, at least the rocket got the good side of Garrus' face...
Now he no longer is a Turian Two-Face
I had no idea Shepard himself can die at the end what
If you dont have at least 2 other squad mates after the human reaper fight he will but you have to deliberately go for that ending
same
It is impossible not to laugh hysterically and cry at the same time through this. This was the mother of all failures and it was magnificent.
Well done 😆😭😆
Don't worry. We still have Conrad.
Miranda’s line when Thane dies always seems so uncaring lol.
tHeY gOt tHanE
Along with when jack dies too
"get to medical!"
"ooo there's nothing we can do....not with those things after us 😖"
(even though Miranda makes it clear she does not like jack)
I mean he is dying anyway…
I've never seen that line of Garrus distrusting Miranda before. Probably because Jack says it by default and Jack is dead, whereas I was never incompetent enough to see this in my playthroughs. I successfully achieved a zero casualty rate in the suicide mission my very first time playing.
So did I. To be fair, I used a guide because I wasn't going to risk Tali or Garrus getting vaped, but the choices were pretty much the ones I would have made organically. Except the Hold the Line calculator. That would have probably caused some casualties.
@@PhoenixT70 it's actually not that hard to get everyone alive, I mean, you have an entire game to see what things each character do correctly, you can see Garrus hold a line by himself for days so you know he can hold the line, you are constantly being reminded that tali is an excellent engineer so you know she would be a perfect tech expert. You have to be incredibly negligent to get this ending without deliberately go for it.
@@mgpsuazo It's actually very ironic that the most probable ending is the most difficult to achieve.
I think more people get their casualty from being unable to resolve the Jack/Miranda drama which really requires meta knowledge or dumb luck than making poor choices in the last scene.
I used no cheats. That’s what makes it more special.
I would need to spray this save file with Holy Water
"It's been a long journey, and no one's coming out without sca....no one's coming out"
18:03 someone should make a mod where if you try to import a dead me2 Shep all you get is a black screen with the bruh #2 sound effect
Btw, there is a mod that allows you to import a save file with everyone dead.
Nah all it should load the save and show the critical mission failed menu.
I feel like they should've made James Vega the protagonist in ME3 if Shepard died. And as a consequence for importing a DeadShep save, you don't get to make choices as Vega, he makes his own choices.
I thought the same, but maybe Kaiden or Ashley instead and put Vega in the hospital maybe.
Ore you play as the Clone but nobody trusts you. Fore example no matter what you do Kaidan ore Ashley will firmly belive youre with Cerberus, you also wont get any sidmissions from Hackett that regard Cerberus and none of the DLCs are playable. Its also impossible to unit Quarians and Geth, in fact you can not even choose to save as tge Quarians do not trust the Geth Legion clone and take him apart so you can only save the Quarians
They barely even accounted for the player's most basic decisions as it is - killed the rachni queen? Don't worry, the reapers made a new one. Saved her? Well, this time they didn't bother and it's really her. Legion survived? Great. Legion didn't? Here's a copy that has most of the same lines. Expecting them to account for the death of the main character in any way they did not account for the death of everyone else is kind of absurd. Best case scenario, you play a character identical to shepard in every meaningful way who people like to call Shepard because you remind them of him.
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 the Rachni decision in ME1 *does* affect ME3. If you killed the Queen in ME1, then rescuing the Queen in ME3 will be a really bad idea, and vice versa.
The Genophage arc is really clever, with multiple different choices from ME1 and ME2 affecting everything. Wrex, Mordin, Maelon's data, Wreav... I was really surprised to play recently and find how different Wrex is in ME3 depending on if you saved Maelon's data in 2 or not. I feel like most dialogue is changed from him being friendly to him being salty about the data.
I agree with you about Legion, though; imo it could have worked without any sort of Geth VI, and had it just play out literally as a war with the Geth, with the choice at the end of the arc locked to only saving the Quarians
So basically do what the anime adaptation did?
I think it would have been pretty cool if they made it so you played as Kadain or Ashley in ME3 if Shepard died in ME2. But since neither of them are Shepard, it’s extremely difficult to convince the galaxy to unite thus virtually guaranteeing the Reapers win in ME3.
The more sadist ending that works is also protecting Zeed without doing a loyalty mission . He will survive at the end by himself and Shepard then you do his loyalty mission killing him with the renegade choice . So Shepard can continue the reign of slaughtering allies in ME3
I don't think you can kill zaeed on his loyalty mission if you have two squadmates alive as you need two squadmates to leave the normandy (which is also why wrex will always stand down on virmire in ms1 if you haven't recruited Liara or Garrus by that point as there'd otherwise be a point where you only have Tali as a squadmate)
@@appelofdoom8211 Someone did this video about how everyone but Zeed and shepherd can die , then killed Zeed post credits to make save file have only Shepard and joker alive for the 3rd game.
Whole series done on killing each teammate and crafted so exactly Zeed at the end with shep
I find it slightly ironic that Mirada and Jacob are the last squad mates to die technically in these runs
When Joker is telling the story of him fighting reapers when he's trying to get those drinks, he's basically saying what would've happened if Shepard died
Joker going into battle with an atlas Mech sounds amazing. Charging the citadel beam with Anderson on earth in huge robot
I'm glad people like you make these videos. I have probably 12-15 full clears of the trillogy and theres still some shit I just cannot bring myself to do(or not do) haha
Lol I love how specific you have to be to get this ending!! But also that brief final Joker/Shepard convo had me feeling the feels…
Well technically the reapers win
Does anyone else get annoyed at the fact the illusive man wastes a cigarette less then half way through?
I just realized that after you mentioned it. Maybe he just likes the taste.
Some people do that... ^^
He's the galaxy's richest man, he can afford the expensive packs of smokes...
his cigs seem to somehow be completely infinite so wasting one doesn't matter, they last forever. just speak to him between some of the missions and keep asking the same questions and he will keep toking over and over and it will never burn out
Dang, you really had me going there for a minute about ME3. Was ready to sacrifice all my squad mates in another play through just to see Joker get the glory. 🤣
I've legit have never seen these cut scenes because I always get their loyalty I just can't help it everyone has to survive.
It takes a special brand of failure to not get this ending unintentionally.
But, if you are going for this ending intentionally, wouldn't getting it be a success?
@@ARatherDapperTapir out here asking the real questions
I remember when 2 first came out and I didn’t know to get the shield upgrade (and I did the loyalty missions of the characters I liked), and I got the scene where Jack was killed by the laser. I have never quit and restarted a game so quickly in my life
I never finished a game and then immediately start a new one. I did with Mass Effect 2. I romanced Jack and didn’t upgrade so she died. At first I thought it happened to whoever you romanced. Found out online that I fucked up and immediately started over.
Gotta scan those planets or pay the price LOL
@@Black_Aces don't want your dying frog assassin to have his misery ended by a random girder from nowhere, SCAN THE DAMN PLANETS!!
"Now that we're thoroughly unprepared." Haha made me spit up my drink. Wasn't expecting that line haha
Originally Bioware promised that you could still import your game into ME3 if the suicide mission ended like this, shame that they abandoned that idea.
Dragon Age Awakening handled this exact same scenario deftly. If your Warden died in DA:O, you would simply play as a foreign Warden with a fair amount of dialogue changes to reflect it.
I think they should have let you play as the Shepard VI in ME3 if Shep died in ME2.
Conrad Verner Protagonism
Clone Shepherd.
Shepard clone: Haha my time is now
Well played Big Dan! That's an ending I never thought was possible. LOL on Joker as the ME3 protagonist. This goes to show that the Mass Effect team really thought about almost every outcome and this is why we love the series so much.
I've beat this game so many times back in the day & just recently beat ME2 legendary edition. I had absolutely no idea this was even possible. The goggles & pink armor are hilarious along with the horrible choices like choosing mordin to lead. But man it's hard seeing Shep die with the whole squad...
I'm guessing Cerberus just pops another one in the toaster. lol Since they can just bring people back to life and what not.
It hurts to watch all them die.
Imagine when the game first dropped and a couple of new players accidentally got this ending 😂
I didn't kill my Shepard but most of my followers were loyal and i never upgraded my ship because I didn't know you could.
it wasnt accidental. on release a lot of people hated the new crew. and wanted to kill most of them
This was an amazing video. Your efforts are appreciated!
This was brutal! So, Joker is the most resilient character in the game, hoh? )) Quite unexpected!
Video: talks about getting the bad end to ME2
Anxiety: Yes
After watching this, i think I'll stick to doing everything well & have a great ending, so everyone survives & leave the terrible ending for videos like this
Love how the game recognizes when your 2nd team leader choice at the hacker specialist guard is one of the worst when it allows you to tell Miranda "don't question my choices" (I think the only bad choice the game won't allow you to pick that "don't question me" option is Zaeed), and also the game secures that you feel guilty about those poor choices (especially if you don't know what are you doing, because if you know what are you doing, then that meant that you made a battle plan to secure the casualties).
I laughed so hard when he talked about Joker as the protagonist in ME3 😂
Itd be hilarious if at the part where shepard gives a speach if everyones display hes just like "who the fuck are all you?"
Most people (I imagine) who play ME2: Wow, what an awesome game with an amazing cast of characters!
Most of those same people: ooooh I wonder how I can get all these people killed!
Thanks for showing us the way, Big Dan! :D
The level of commitment is commendable. Well done.
I admire your determination to make everything go as wrong as possible
16:59 “looks like it’s up to me…..to find a place to hide”
Thank you for doing what the rest of us could never commit to doing ourselves. Hahahah
Amazing! Love your work man. Keep it up
Oh that was awesome! You’re the man Dan.