REVIEWING SMASH MOUTH'S BOOK
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- REVIEWING SMASH MOUTH'S BOOK
smash mouth made a book. throw bread at smash mouth.
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lol
oh em gee hey smash mouth
mmmmhey
hi queen
lmao
lol i put the likes on 69
“It seems like I’m yelling at you, I’m not,” she yells.
Bulletproof method of showing that you are yelling the truth!
Idk why but I read this as like a Wattpad cringey line. Idk if that makes sense but it made me laugh so hard; thank you
“dumbledore said calmly”
Ally always seems like she’s in a rush
Why is this so accurate?
She is always
Its called anxiety 😆
i appreciate that so much, cause that's exactly how my brain works
yeah
Ally: uses a metal fork to cook something hot
*Genius intensifies*
Sometimes I think my anxious behaviors are weird, but then I watch Ally and I remember I'm not alone 😂
dude this
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Some 😂🤣 I love that I'm not alone from her
ally has the energy of constantly being high but you have no idea on what
On gay shi-😂🌈
oN gIfIaRi
Really going mad with the sativas 💀
i saw the title and legitimately said “oh my gosh ally.” out loud
Same! But in my head Hehe
I said “yes allyyyyy” out loud :p
Actually same
Same.
"oh fuck yeah"
Ally is like the Avatar. She returns after long periods of absence when her people need her the most!
Pft- DEAR GOD 😂😂😂
SO TRUE 😂
Ally: I don't like Steve.
Me: Yeah... after hearing these stories, neither do I.
What's wrong with Steve Harwell?
we all have to agree that Smash Mouth, Alcohol, and Ally don’t mix well, but we still sit here and watch ally have the time of her life with a Smash Mouth cookbook straight out of a drivers, drive-ins, and dines fever dream
I speak for everyone when I say- I MISSED YOUR CONTENT, it always makes me feel like I'm normal lmao
Ally is like cool gay aunt you hang out with at your family gatherings
I wish I had one.
@@TarisLuna same
Who always arrives late and has to leave early so she’s eternally in a rush whenever you see her
The title should be, Hating Smash Mouth More And More For 14 Minutes Straight
*Gay
@@panicoutbytheromancepilotb513 an essential revision
@@CardboardTriangle2 yes of course
Hey Ally, You're an All-Star!
Sorry man but i gotta
Sorry man I gotta do it to ya
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, "Yup" what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Stay safe
get cho game on, and go play Ally
DONT EVER LEAVE US LIKE THAT AGAIN
Oh they're anti maskers? Here I kinda felt bad for goofing on them for years. Not any more.
Oh, they are just awful overall? Never have I been more justified.
Ally "should I add more vodka" hills
not them playing during covid 💔
Ally is like everyone when they’re high but the thing is she isn’t even high that’s the thing
Edit: PLZZZ MY GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLR HJKFFHKDHKDK
I didn't even realize it's not grammatically correct until I read the last part
@@gayapplejuice8185 true
high people are leagues more relaxed than ally
@@mikhaillove4087 ?
@@mikhaillove4087 yeah honestly, I feel like people mistake “high” for “oh my god I’m such a crackhead Becky 🤪” girls. I’ve never seen a high people act like this. I love Ally tho 😂
I genuinely thought Guy Fieri was the lead singer of Smash Mouth before this video...
HAHA
Naaaah. Guy is way more wholesome and not a piece of trash unlike Steve.
Glad I wasn't the only one!
The fact that I chose to watch this before RuPaul’s Drag Race UK speaks volumes
Wait wait wait he saw his bike on their balcony, didn’t take it back, and let them sell it?
that confused tf outta me too 😭
He probably has enough money to just buy a new one
throw✍a✍loaf✍
CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION I MISSED U HEHE LY BYE.
Dang, almost 100 comments in 1 minute. Also Ally passed 1 mil while she was gone, or not gone, just not making vids. Noice
Conspiracy theory ally is secretly a smash mouth fan who pretends to not to like them
where's the conspiracy part of this? i thought that was a known truth.
@@migratory.114 true just wanted to say conspiracy theory
@@dynastytraini3784 understandable.
Holy shit not ally posting in the middle of a breakdown I love her so much fUCK :' 👉👈
everyone:
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ALLY UPLOADED CLICK NOW LIKE COMMENT
me/nobody:
wait did her hair get darker
i think it did-
Y e a h . . . it's like her chaotic energy makes her age backwards.
Now I can't unsee it -_-
@@barbar1an_ lmao sorry
I'm dead serious when I say I would buy merch that says "throw bread at smash mouth"
I called my therapist after this video.
ally HAS to open a bar after all those cocktails recipes she accumulated
Only Ally Hills would find a Smash Mouth cookbook and turn it into another amazing cocktails video. Honestly, Ally, you're a genious
I'm a SIMPle woman, I see Ally, I clicked and liked and subscribed.
I agree
She returns she returns
Day one of asking Ally to make TikToktails again
**removes "Flo" by Smash Mouth from all my playlists** anyway
OH MY GOD SHE'S BACK BOIS
So what have we learned today, kids? It's a bad idea to know a lot about bands unless you want to start disliking their music because of some ✨questionable✨ actions that they did
Ally: uploads
Me: CLICKS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I make vidz🥰
I clicked faster 😈
as a kansas city local i can confirm that the two cities are constantly bickering. kck is always mad at kcmo for stealing it's name, you get it.
It's true. Lived in Kansas City, Missouri, for 7 years. Nothing was stronger than our animosity, not even that between NJ and NY
Ally: ‘there’s many layers to this’
My girlfriend: ‘you know what else has layers???’
she then proceeds to cry laughing at her shrek joke
This band is like one big toxic relationship and now I don't know if I can watch Shrek the same way again.
She’s back!!! How ya doing ? :D
literally been my favorite youtuber since 2015 congrats on the well deserved 1 million finally
I stopped doing college hw for this, I’m excited
I'm super high and this blew my mind. this is incredible, thank you
GUYS QUICK! Now that Ally hit a million subscribers, we should choose a fandom name! Are we the *Allyways* or the *Hillbillies* ?
Allycats.
@@kyrisgaming VALID ADDITION!
the lesbians
I literally gasped, jumped, and clicked I got so excited
You really just gonna come back like it’s nothing lol omfg I’m so happy I’m freaking out.
3 months wow finally she is back
... and she's cooler than ever 😉
Ally: *rambles*
Me: I'm in love
Omg noodle didn't eat you. You're alive!
i love how Ally is always confused and seems like shes in a rush.
YOOOO I was at the bread throwing concert! I threw bread! That was at Taste of Fort Collins. Was the highlight of my college career. The best part of that was the dude gets back on stage, wraps up allstar and says that all the women in Fort Collins are gorgeous and wiggles his tongue at everyone. The guys disgusting. 80% of the crowd was easily 30 years younger than him. 3/10 concert, would throw bread again.
OMFG
Ally does the hard work of reading, watching, and making things so we don’t have to while also making it entertaining. We don’t deserve her ❤️
Smash Mouth: *uses what seems to be a fascist dogwhistle to refer to cops*
Also Smash Mouth: "this hotel manager is literally a fascist!"
(the exaggeration of calling the dogwhistle fascist is intentional)
Allyy u should react to the incel guy from Jubilee..he is so disrespectful to women that it is comedy 💅 congrats on the million subscribers!!
Time to load up your bread launchers. We're going to hunt Smash Mouth, and by "hunt" I mean just throw bread at them until they get real mad.
I was just scrolling through my notifications and I was like “forget everyone else it’s ALLY” love her.
Excuse me THEY HAVE A COOKBOOK?!
CONGRATS ON 1 MIL! this video made my entire week and i hope you're thriving, ily
It’s supposed to say “hot” but misspelled as “not” saucepan isn’t it
I just want to know who the hell thought that publishing that book was a good idea 😂
Wait no one's talking about what instruments the founding fathers would have played?
@Mar McKenna either you had that ready or you had to really think about it and I don't know which scenario is better
Me: just wakes up crying from a dream where my mother died.
Also me: anxiety attack avoided by ally hills weird ass reviews
Hope you're alright
ONE MILLION SUBS! Its about damn time!!
“What if I just eyeballed everything” 👀👀👀 is my cooking style and is the best way
I follow measurements with all the chemistry stuff like baking soda and eggs and flour
And then everything else is just how I'm feeling in the moment lmao
Two cups of chocolate chips? Screw that, dump the whole bag in. One cup of brown sugar? Let us add an extra just for spice 😌 a completely irregular drizzle of vanilla, and let me just shake some cinnamon and almonds in there-
Lucky you))) For me 'eyeball everything and have it fit for human consumption' gene skipped a generation. XD
SHE LIVES!! I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK!!
1 million subscriber celebration idea: find Steve and throw bread at him
I want an Ally Hills dramatic reading of the entire Smash Mouth cookbook
ally: makes a cooking video instead of a drinking one
also ally: makes a cocktail from the cookbook
The title itself is a rollercoaster.
1 mill that is absolutely deserved! I remember you being the first UA-cam channel I watched when I first realized I was gay/came out when I was like 14. and 6 years later you are still making me laugh my ass off. keep it up bro.
A fun idea for 1 million subscribers!!:
Upload more often than every 27 years ✨
CONGRATS ON 1M! LOVE YOU ALLY!! 😊😆
OH MY GOSH I LITERALLY GASPED HI ALLYYYYYYYYY
funny story this is actually my 3rd time this month getting a comment hearted by a creator but the first time i didn’t know the heart went away when you edit it, so i lost the heart trying to say hi :(
(learned my lesson the hard way)
Of course this is your video back
Ally, write a song about the journey you went through when reading this cookbook
Allly hills posting?!?! Today is gonna be a good day
I would like a song about your journey to 1 million subscribers.
Also, YAY!
I really want to watch Ally watch a bunch of ghost hunting programs and find the best bits
SHE UPLOADED HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SHE UPLOADED OH MY
I just love her energy
SHES ALIVE!!!
So, like we've all agreed that we don't know who wrote the Harry Potter books, we also don't know who wrote All-star or I'm a Believer
I swear that is the first time I never skipped through a sponsor
Also 900th
girl i was just watching ur last vid wishing you"d post
*WOOOOOOOOOO*
Ally, good to know you're ok! Long time since we last saw your beautiful face.
Glad to have you back :)
Oh, and congratulations on 1M, yass. About time.
I'm a proud subscriber since 2014 and I kinda watched your channel growing up. Ly, can't wait to see you getting 2M
for 1 mil we deserve a PLANT TOUR
Me waking up at 4am and seeing that there's new video: ..nice....
Me 6 hours later realizing it was not a dream: EODJDSIHSHS YESSSSS
~clicks notification~
Your the first comment
Only ally hills would read all of this book, pick out the best bits, and forget to look up rockstar beforehand
I think I’ve watch all of ally’s videos over and over again. Now I have something new to watch about maybe 40 times? Or more.
was anybody else completely FLOORED with how Ally read the "Kansas City" passage so flawlessly?! I would've made it through 2 sentences and gotten lost!
i feel like casetify is the new audible 😭
Please link this shirt I need it in my life immediately
thank you for raising awareness on this horrible band. they are horrible people. yeah.
Dude you should try the trump dating site. Usidbqihvwhdofo
Write a song to celebrate! youre legit my favorite singer/songwriter ever!
CONGRATULATIONS ON A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! Been here since you released Next To You, glad to see you achieve this milestone.
‘it seems like i’m yelling at you, i’m not’ for me
im so proud of you for making it to 1 million subs. You're so deserving of this.