When you crucify Jesus then see him 3 days later

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  Рік тому +337

    Mug from the video is now available here! www.zachstarshop.com/listing/gods-mug-philippians

  • @thexenosaiyan
    @thexenosaiyan Рік тому +6268

    Jesus's neutral face the entire time is fucking hilarious

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Рік тому +1

      He's stuck having to forgive these asshats, and he knows it.

    • @kanjo4976
      @kanjo4976 Рік тому +141

      I noticed it too. His high brows make him look innocent asf

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Рік тому +80

      Was expecting him to comment "where are you getting your information" the moment they mentioned his birthday is during Christmas lol.

    • @ronaid-with-an-i
      @ronaid-with-an-i Рік тому +30

      What's interesting is that in every single movie with jesus he's always portrayed with a dead neutral face

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 Рік тому +5

      Ahem. I was going for serene, just like my dad told me to.

  • @dennisschuchmann5541
    @dennisschuchmann5541 Рік тому +8002

    "He looks as nailed as his mother" I love that line so much

    • @timothyvenable3336
      @timothyvenable3336 Рік тому +317

      It honestly took me a second to get it but man it was so good! Haha

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 Рік тому +61

      Mary wasn't crucified nor had her nails polished (probably). Is that already the joke or I missed it?
      Edit: Also coffin can be nailed.

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 Рік тому +419

      @@eklhaft4531 its uh a joke about Mary being a virgin

    • @docgrey3826
      @docgrey3826 Рік тому +18

      RIGHT????

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K Рік тому +117

      @@eklhaft4531 the joke is that she was a virgin

  • @ben259anator9
    @ben259anator9 Рік тому +4593

    I love how they instantaneously decide it's a good idea to act friendly XD

    • @lydias376
      @lydias376 Рік тому +526

      Wouldn't you? Dude just came back from the dead pretty sure you don't want to stay enemies

    • @justsightseeing1
      @justsightseeing1 Рік тому +267

      ​@@lydias376 especially if you're the one who involved in the killing..

    • @sirzorg5728
      @sirzorg5728 Рік тому

      Pontus Pilate became a christian, despite literally being the roman official who ordered the execution. Who wouldn't believe that someone who comes back from the dead in front of you is divine.

    • @ben259anator9
      @ben259anator9 Рік тому +142

      @@lydias376 I'd pause in confusion then decide "Fuck this I'm out" and run

    • @Keith_Norman
      @Keith_Norman Рік тому +76

      Man came back from the dead he might have some other powers to condemn them. I would too

  • @jonathantadlock-stein2023
    @jonathantadlock-stein2023 Рік тому +3759

    I love the fact Home Depot is closed because it’s Sunday. The humor this guy produces is unparalleled

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Рік тому +60

      Or closed for Easter.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 Рік тому +13

      It was in fact the Pascha time/holidays, wasn't it? It just wasn't for Jesus yet. Also Sundays (or rather, Saturdays, then some ceasar changed it to Sundays for Christianity) were used as a free day way before Jesus too.

    • @username8644
      @username8644 Рік тому +13

      Home Depot is open on Sunday. It just opens an hour later than normal and closes one hour earlier.

    • @Joco999
      @Joco999 Рік тому +7

      ​@@username8644but back in the day you werent allowed to even breathe on sundays...

    • @calebklingerman7902
      @calebklingerman7902 Рік тому +3

      Actually the Sabbath is Saturday. The early Christians chose to change it to Sunday to distinguish themselves from Judaism, and to emphasize the resurrection

  • @eklhaft4531
    @eklhaft4531 Рік тому +3172

    I love how it was only supposed to be a "prank of the century" but it hang on for millennia.😀

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +85

      several millenia

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Рік тому +41

      @@NoNameAtAll2 if by several you mean 2... barely seeing as a lot of people now don't believe it ever happened or think it was metaphorical. I'm not even talking non-Christians, I mean some flavors of Christianity don't believe it.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Рік тому +7

      ​@@ShiningDarknes there is also the fact in the Torah it mentions Jesus wasn't the only one to come back from the dead.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Рік тому +35

      @@TheCommanderTaco yeah apparently it wasn't all that uncommon. My guess? They were not so good at determining if someone was actually dead or merely passed out and not breathing.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Рік тому +13

      @@TheCommanderTaco Remember: both the Muslims and the Jews agree on the fact that Jesus was just a prophet, not the Messiah. For two religions to agree on something, that something *has* to be true 😂.

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 Рік тому +3854

    Dude, that Judas costume BLEW ME AWAY. As well as the historically accurate background. Your research, effort, and budget on these productions are getting insane.

    • @a.f.2330
      @a.f.2330 Рік тому +114

      One minor error though - Judas killed himself the day Jesus was crucified so he didn't see him 3 days later.

    • @grumpylibrarian
      @grumpylibrarian Рік тому +55

      @@a.f.2330 Apparently you didn't read Acts. Matthew is the only gospel in which Judas dies, and in Acts he buys a field first, definitely not the same day.

    • @a.f.2330
      @a.f.2330 Рік тому +36

      @@grumpylibrarian He got the silver coins before he betrayed Jesus, Jesus was crucified, and Judas dies. It's not clear when he bought the field, but there is no indication that he met the resurrected Jesus though (regardless of when he died). So, he definitely wasn't alive 3 days after Jesus's crucifixion.

    • @grumpylibrarian
      @grumpylibrarian Рік тому +19

      @@a.f.2330 Unless you mean to imply that everyone on Earth met the risen Jesus, it doesn't hold that he must have been dead before Jesus arose simply because they didn't actually bump into each other.
      I would agree that Judas didn't meet a risen Jesus in any story, but that's artistic license in this video. And it was funny.

    • @hanntonn2
      @hanntonn2 Рік тому +31

      @@grumpylibrarian Judas didn't buy the field. He returned the money to the temple out of shame and since it was blood money, they couldn't receive the money, so the priests bought the field with it to make a cemetery and it was called the field of blood. Judas was dead by that time.

  • @adamdymke8004
    @adamdymke8004 Рік тому +1352

    It will never not be weird that this guy's other channel is him explaining topics like topological algebra.

    • @arkimphiri
      @arkimphiri Рік тому +20

      Imagine

    • @AegisGaming99
      @AegisGaming99 Рік тому +25

      fr?!

    • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270
      @nektariosorfanoudakis2270 Рік тому

      Well, modern day math has turned into a religion due to creeping Platonism, thanks to the influence of Cantor and several others. There's a reason Constructivism and Type Theory aren't being taught, they don't want smart people in math anymore. Ideally Math must become a sub-branch of theoretical Comp. Sci. to become a science again.

    • @demonbullet6548
      @demonbullet6548 Рік тому +16

      @@AegisGaming99 two weeks late but yes it is

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 Рік тому +30

      ​@@AegisGaming99this is his secondary channel, he's actually very inteligent with maths as well as humor

  • @owenmoxham347
    @owenmoxham347 Рік тому +1155

    I'm so glad Zach made a clean version of rappin' for Jesus

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Рік тому +18

      Oh no...I had forgotten about that atrocity!!

    • @BaulFoodmanedits
      @BaulFoodmanedits Рік тому +44

      @@anthonynorman7545 atrocity??!?!?

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Рік тому +15

      @@BaulFoodmanedits that thing is pure psychological damage

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Рік тому +17

      ​@@anthonynorman7545 pure perfection

    • @berdwatcher5125
      @berdwatcher5125 Рік тому +18

      @@anthonynorman7545 peak perfection*

  • @bettername2come
    @bettername2come Рік тому +940

    Jesus's blank unwavering stare at Judas is amazingly done.

  • @respberry8877
    @respberry8877 Рік тому +657

    They honestly gave their honest reaction to Jesus there by spitting those hard bars

  • @rainbowflowerpower4464
    @rainbowflowerpower4464 Рік тому +726

    This sponsor is actually really cool, the first one in quite a while that I’ve genuinely considered checking out

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Рік тому +45

      I actually did. Good site, and there's a free version. There are clickbait ads, but nothing suspicious or intrusive.

    • @Nediac800
      @Nediac800 Рік тому +10

      Ground news is the only news app I allow notifications for lol

    • @Trahloc
      @Trahloc Рік тому +16

      Had a sub with them for years but ended up canceling due to just avoiding news in general but they're great for a variety of takes.

    • @BibleNerd22
      @BibleNerd22 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, for real👍🏾

    • @BibleNerd22
      @BibleNerd22 Рік тому +1

      @@Trahloc Yes, I've been avoiding news as well.

  • @garvett6660
    @garvett6660 Рік тому +322

    The exchange at the beginning between Jesus and the guy who crucified him is the single best bit of comedy I have seen in months. The sheer disbelief in „Whassup?” always kills me.

  • @foxi708
    @foxi708 Рік тому +145

    I can imagine one of the churches in my area playing "Go Jesus" in an effort to get the youths to go to church

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Рік тому +6

      Oddly enough religious satire turns people on to religion! 🤔 When forced opposite😄😁😇

  • @osc3892
    @osc3892 Рік тому +281

    2:40 🎵 "He's so fine, and so divine, we'll build a shrine, he'll bring the wine" 🎵 🤣🤣 that shit got me

  • @timothyvenable3336
    @timothyvenable3336 Рік тому +1271

    As a Christian, this is hilarious. Love it!

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Рік тому +50

      as an athesian, i confirm, this is hilarious. Also loved it!

    • @FadiSaaidi
      @FadiSaaidi Рік тому +47

      As a Muslim, this is hilarious I confirm

    • @TellNoVision
      @TellNoVision Рік тому +44

      As a satanist, This could not be any funnier

    • @TheUnamedOne832
      @TheUnamedOne832 Рік тому +26

      As a fellow Christian I agree

    • @zed9256
      @zed9256 Рік тому +23

      As an agnostian I agree this is hilarious!

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance Рік тому +166

    "he looks as nailed as his mother" is perfect

  • @pendrawer1471
    @pendrawer1471 Рік тому +172

    what makes this funny to me is that pilate was literally the only other dude besides his deciples and his family that didn't want him crucified.
    Literally everryone else in Jerusalem was like
    "CRUCIFY HIM"
    and pilate was like
    "but....why!?"

    • @terram9
      @terram9 5 місяців тому

      Depends of which gospel you read. Only the gospel of Luke describes Pilate in the way you describe. ua-cam.com/video/78bsM7RbK0A/v-deo.htmlsi=Sb8lXUGfuoQQg9_S

    • @bobatea1950
      @bobatea1950 4 місяці тому +10

      and he was still blamed for it 😭

  • @seventeen777
    @seventeen777 Рік тому +339

    I'm coming back from 6 minutes in the future to say this video was definitely a banger, you guys are gonna love it

  • @vaibhavk2400
    @vaibhavk2400 Рік тому +293

    1:32 the acting. The sync. Oscar level video right here. Made my day.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 Рік тому +9

      Like with most things I want to see the out takes - how the hell he could do that with out bursting out laughing is beyond me.

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Рік тому +138

    The way he looked after saying "Thanks, Jesus" put me in the ground.

  • @travisporter5222
    @travisporter5222 Рік тому +149

    I love how your sponsors are also making the world a better place like you

  • @animonarch800
    @animonarch800 Рік тому +223

    I'm not even a christian and this video is comedy gold

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому +5

      its literally for athiests lol

    • @prosens52
      @prosens52 Рік тому +3

      @@tentaplayz3691 not specifically lol

    • @nebulongalaxus7212
      @nebulongalaxus7212 Рік тому +5

      ⁠@@tentaplayz3691as one of them i fully agree but i think even religious ppl will find this hilarious

    • @underdrow5572
      @underdrow5572 Рік тому +4

      As a Christian, I do think this is mostly for atheists. There are several biblical inaccuracies that can be seen by just reading the bible once, and the ending is borderline sacrilegious. Doesn't stop the skit from being hilarious though.

  • @Hyblup
    @Hyblup Рік тому +3026

    As an atheist, your videos are always getting me closer to converting lmao

    • @JACKRIDERPLAYZ
      @JACKRIDERPLAYZ Рік тому +32

      Lol

    • @thorpeaaron1110
      @thorpeaaron1110 Рік тому +39

      Same honestly

    • @GrimTheDestroyer
      @GrimTheDestroyer Рік тому +258

      Converting into Zach Star religion right?

    • @jowo8862
      @jowo8862 Рік тому +62

      He already converted me 💀

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Рік тому +78

      Fellow atheist, and I cannot imagine a better tactic. (I also love that he uploaded this 2 months after Easter, lol)

  • @Aaron.Reichert
    @Aaron.Reichert Рік тому +373

    Borderline sacrilegious but absolutely hilarious.
    There's a ton of really clever lines in there that can slip by you if you're not paying enough attention.

    • @sophisticatedfrog5737
      @sophisticatedfrog5737 Рік тому +77

      Almost as sacrilegious as putting ecclesiastical vestments to secular use

    • @NoahTheNoah
      @NoahTheNoah Рік тому +41

      @@sophisticatedfrog5737 I’m sorry but could you lower that to a third grade reading level so the rest of us can understand?

    • @Aaron.Reichert
      @Aaron.Reichert Рік тому +25

      @@NoahTheNoah
      I think he might be referring to the writing on the wall incident in the book of Daniel with king Belshazzar.
      He used the goblets from the temple to drink in honor of false gods.

    • @jamesmichael9110
      @jamesmichael9110 Рік тому +15

      Nah frog man referencing a previous vid

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому

      @@NoahTheNoah LMAO

  • @MachiaveIIi.
    @MachiaveIIi. Рік тому +189

    I died when judas said "disciple divas"

  • @codybear5840
    @codybear5840 Рік тому +381

    God I love all the religious skits. They're always hilarious.

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath Рік тому +10

      *Indeed.*

    • @lemonboi1609
      @lemonboi1609 Рік тому +3

      @@ActuallyDeath when

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому +1

      @@ActuallyDeath DEATH?

    • @seantay3279
      @seantay3279 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ActuallyDeath *HELLO DEATH. BEEN A WHILE HASN'T IT?*

    • @ActuallyDeath
      @ActuallyDeath Рік тому +2

      @@seantay3279 *It has, how is your latest reincarnation going?*

  • @sinthetikbeast
    @sinthetikbeast Рік тому +76

    "Looks about as nailed as his MOTHER", is an underrated line af

  • @Ihavenoideahelp
    @Ihavenoideahelp Рік тому +31

    The fact I watched this 3 days after it was posted seals the deal.

  • @antikommunistischaktion
    @antikommunistischaktion Рік тому +84

    Jesus having the most unamused look possible.

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings Рік тому +57

    Getting Jesus himself to do your sponsorship is a pretty chad powermove

  • @roma540
    @roma540 Рік тому +55

    I Dunno about Jesus, but YOU definitely nailed it.

  • @kenslycarpel3140
    @kenslycarpel3140 Рік тому +64

    Zach totally missed his chance at 3:10 to say "Thank me" instead of "Thank God" since he was playing God.

    • @PersonCuber
      @PersonCuber 9 місяців тому +9

      No, that means that there's a God for god

  • @CalebLailMusik
    @CalebLailMusik Рік тому +25

    The fact he put in enough work to put the characters in different shirts but didn’t just wrap a towel around Jesus is admirable

  • @the_secret_111
    @the_secret_111 Рік тому +46

    I do not know how you are not unanimously considered the fucking best comedian/skit-maker ever

    • @eduardoyamaha7279
      @eduardoyamaha7279 Рік тому +1

      Right? Dude has better one-liners in a 3 min video than 20 years of SNL and comedy central together.

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Рік тому

      He's competing with Calebcity. They're competing for first place.

    • @sonicdml4175
      @sonicdml4175 Рік тому

      @@Ilias2
      I think Ryan George too.

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 Рік тому +40

    The facial expressions and comedic timing are always on point

  • @Aquillion
    @Aquillion Рік тому +40

    Everything positive everyone else said. Specifically though just wanted to highlight your never boring ad reads and publicly appreciate how seamlessly you always manage to stitch them in there. One of the only creators whose ad reads I actually like sitting through.

  • @alanmakoso1115
    @alanmakoso1115 Рік тому +22

    Hugs and **kisses**. That kiss of Judas reference was gold

  • @miguelbatista535
    @miguelbatista535 Рік тому +39

    I love how much effort he put on the costumes

  • @henryallsebrook
    @henryallsebrook Рік тому +107

    Go, go
    Go, go, go, go
    Go, Jesus, it's your birthday
    We gon' party like it's your birthday
    We gon' eat turkey like it's your birthday
    And you know we don't give a heck it's not your birthday
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    When I pull up out front, you see the power up above
    When I met up with John, I was baptised with a dove
    Vicars heard I talk with God, now they wanna show me love
    When you heal like a doctor, then the sick, they wanna touch
    Look homie, ain't nothin' changed, sin's down, J's up
    I see Peter on the rock, hey, vicar, set that church up
    If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a player or sinner
    Been and had a few dinners, but I don't walk with killers
    In the city in Israel, they sayin', "JC, you hot"
    They like me, I want 'em to love me like they love God
    But holla in Naz'reth, the fellas'll tell you I'm loco
    And the plan is to convert Constantinople
    I'm fully focused, man, my prayers on my mind
    Got a life out the deal and I'm still on the grind
    Now disciples said they feelin' my style, they feelin' my flow
    You learn friends when the cock cried and they ready to go
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    My words, my verse brought me converts
    That bought me all my chance meetings
    Herod, Pilate, Judas, Caiaphas
    Look, fellas, I done came up and I ain't changed
    And you should love me way more than you hate me
    Vicars, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy God sent me?
    I'm that guy at the table toastin' to the blood and life
    You that scheming traitor Jew tryna sell me out, right?
    When my soul gets to become King in Heaven , it's on
    I wink my eye at your girl, if she smiles, she gone
    Set that girl on fire, let the non repenters burn
    If you talkin' about money, homie, I'm also concerned
    I'ma tell you what God told me, "Cuz, go 'head, switch the style up
    If fellas hoard, then let 'em hoard, and watch their money pile up"
    Then we can go up to Heaven where they can't climb up
    They know where the real King be
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    You can find me out the cave, since I got raised
    Look, mami, I got the cross if you into getting saved
    I'm into saving the lost, I ain't into owning slaves
    So come give me a kiss if you into gettin' paid
    Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither, vicar
    We in the church all the time, vicar, so pop, pop off, vicar
    J-Unit

  • @yashkapoor0
    @yashkapoor0 Рік тому +17

    I love how the background character #2 (on the right) turns into Chad Chadwick Chadderson when the singing starts around 1:55

  • @18bluecat
    @18bluecat Рік тому +24

    My only problem with this is that Judas would be dead at this point and Pilate really didn't want to crucify Jesus.

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 Рік тому +3

      But was it funny?

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat Рік тому +5

      @@anthonynorman7545 Oh yeah, this was great. I just want my sketches to be accurate to the source material plot wise. Don't care about costumes, sets, or language.

    • @VegascoinVegas
      @VegascoinVegas 3 місяці тому

      If I could find miraculous proof that he was a Saint and if I could build a church with his name, then would you attend services at St. Sam Kinison of Fairborn Serbian Orthodox Church?

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something Рік тому +23

    2:53 missed opportunity to say oh my Myself

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Рік тому +47

    That must have been incredibly awkward, now that you've got me thinking about it lol. You torture a guy and he just walks by a few days later 😂

  • @NocturnalCoder
    @NocturnalCoder Рік тому +21

    "looks as nailed as his mother", the layers to these jokes 🤣

  • @Slothptimal
    @Slothptimal Рік тому +18

    Zach really listened to "What If God Was One Of Us" and went - I have an idea!

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Рік тому

      Wonder if he was smoking 🚬 local weed while thinking up this video 📹🤔

  • @desireemoore7463
    @desireemoore7463 Рік тому +87

    I love how your never really sure what Zach's political opinions or Religious beliefs are. Everyone can (and should) enjoy his videos.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому +3

      fr

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому +3

      It’s pretty clear he is atheist or Christian

    • @amekoeppel8392
      @amekoeppel8392 Рік тому +1

      @@chaosenforcerdhm969 Why do you think so?

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 Рік тому +15

      ​@@chaosenforcerdhm969"There's no ambiguity with his beliefs, he's very clearly either religious or not religious".

    • @desireemoore7463
      @desireemoore7463 Рік тому +2

      ​@@chaosenforcerdhm969yes, but that's the point I was making, which is he ? You don't know and for that reason anyone can enjoy his videos.

  • @kami8548
    @kami8548 Рік тому +45

    I cant stop playing 'Go Jesus" in my head

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 Рік тому +24

    0:30 “What’s Easter?!”

  • @hunterwashere6242
    @hunterwashere6242 Рік тому +16

    Go Jesus!! Go Jesus!!!

  • @Natertot.
    @Natertot. Рік тому +11

    His segways into the sponsors are always on point gotta admit one of the few ads I dont skip

  • @Ralic100
    @Ralic100 Рік тому +3

    Dude, the skit was great, but hol shit THAT AD!!! I was looking so long for something like this news site!

  • @Crilic3
    @Crilic3 Рік тому +40

    As a Christian I freaking appreciate this haha!
    (Even though He literally told Judas this would happen)

    • @Byvenic
      @Byvenic Рік тому +3

      Let's be real though, if someone told you that would you believe them?

    • @milogop3574
      @milogop3574 Рік тому

      You can say fuck if you want

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER Рік тому +9

      ​@@Byvenicafter seeing them walk on water and stuff, of course. Who would not?

    • @Byvenic
      @Byvenic Рік тому

      @@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER There are ways to get around that stuff, you ever seen the crazy stuff magicians do? Walking on water is one of the many tricks.
      You could theorise the person they killed wasn't Jesus but just a proxy. Especially if you never saw him properly before he was crucified. A bystander could easily argue that it was never Jesus on the cross.
      There are countless ways to trick an audience.
      However if it was someone who personally knew Jesus, saw him get executed, entombed, then saw him again after he died... yeah. That's probably gonna do it.

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo Рік тому +1

      @@ByvenicI do now

  • @SatoriShirayuki
    @SatoriShirayuki Рік тому +14

    You manage to make the most random shit funny, love man

  • @elbuenohombre
    @elbuenohombre Рік тому +22

    That "Go Jesus" song was the best religious rap since "Rappin' for Jesus". If you know, you know.

  • @Joshua-uw7wm
    @Joshua-uw7wm Рік тому +51

    I love these comedic takes on the Bible that aren't insulting or blasphemy. Shows real talent because anyone can just s*** on something

  • @NoNameNOPE730
    @NoNameNOPE730 21 день тому +1

    “He’ll bring the wine” goes pretty hard, ngl.

  • @lucamaddalena8357
    @lucamaddalena8357 Рік тому +18

    This was probably the best video I've ever seen

  • @amberhoward7807
    @amberhoward7807 Рік тому +8

    "He's so fine, bc he's divine, he'll bring the wine... Go Jesus!" Well.... this will be stuck in my head for a while now....

  • @EnderStine
    @EnderStine Рік тому +8

    i just realized jesus is trying to hold back his laughter and keep a straight face

  • @munimahmed7877
    @munimahmed7877 7 місяців тому +3

    I love how Herod was complaining and all (about the song) but after notticinv Jesus he instantaneously desided to join the chant and also took a lead in the song and made some lines up at that samme moment.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Рік тому +9

    2:03 "He's bringing all the news"
    You should've used that for the transition to the sponsor lol

  • @GG128_
    @GG128_ Рік тому +12

    i think this is the hardest i've laughed at one of your videos

  • @DUDEBRUHMICE
    @DUDEBRUHMICE 5 місяців тому +4

    “Oh my god this is fucking hilarious” agreed times infinity, that song was absolutely amazing

  • @lDreamMaker
    @lDreamMaker 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude I watched like 20 of your vids. This one and the washington /licon bits basically sealed the deal. I'm suscribing

  • @philipprudek9537
    @philipprudek9537 Рік тому +32

    love this skit. totally accurate, humorous and slanderous all in ~3 mins. great stuff dude. as a Christian I am happy that this is what fell into my recommended.

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому +2

      Slanderous is great stuff?

    • @philipprudek9537
      @philipprudek9537 Рік тому +2

      @@tentaplayz3691 if it is humorous, and without ill intent, i believe i can put aside my beliefs and have some fun laughing at my own religion for once. yes, even if it is slanderous towards my religion.

    • @gangsterg1936
      @gangsterg1936 Рік тому

      @@philipprudek9537 not sure if that's an okay principle to hold. I guess it depends where you're going to draw the line.

  • @melodyecho4156
    @melodyecho4156 Рік тому +19

    If anybody wants to go back to the beginning of the fire song, 1:48 is where it's at

  • @creeperplayz5742
    @creeperplayz5742 Рік тому +7

    We need a 1 hour version of that song

  • @Johnnysboy3987
    @Johnnysboy3987 Місяць тому +1

    He looks as nailed as his mother was amazing

  • @almightyace3581
    @almightyace3581 Рік тому +13

    When your at church watching this before it starts 😂 that ad read tho DAMN

  • @perunsnowhammer
    @perunsnowhammer Рік тому +2

    The fact I saw this video 3 days after it was released is just a cherry on top

  • @lanxcapo7496
    @lanxcapo7496 Рік тому +3

    with how many times he must have had to repeat "go jesus" in order to have that many "characters" sing at the same time for so long his neightbours must have thought that he was going through some religious episode

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs Рік тому +4

    The repeated “Heh-hey, Jesus!” Gets funnier every time

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 Рік тому +7

    To be fair, the lyrics were actually pretty clever.

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta Рік тому +4

    My favorite part of these skits is next to no effort in the costume department. Just different colored tshirts, headgear, and a paper sign taped on you.

  • @syphen96
    @syphen96 Рік тому +10

    I'd honestly give up

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 Рік тому +1

      The guy literally won’t die. What’s the point in trying again

  • @admin.slayerenryu
    @admin.slayerenryu Рік тому +2

    I love how calm and nonchalant Jesus is in the entire video, that feels so in character.

  • @nathanwhite704
    @nathanwhite704 Рік тому +6

    "He looks as nailed as his mother" lol.

  • @musickbed
    @musickbed Рік тому +5

    “To a virgin, not like a surgeon”…love Weird Al

  • @v4n1ty92
    @v4n1ty92 Рік тому +5

    "What are we? *snap* disciple divas" is the funniest thing I've heard in the past 2 years 😂

  • @GMPranav
    @GMPranav Рік тому +3

    I can't believe Zach got Jesus himself to promote Ground News!

  • @crazyanimegamer5667
    @crazyanimegamer5667 Рік тому +10

    Zach continues to be a comedic gift from some superior being. 😂

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Рік тому +2

    About the ad... who decides if the article leans left center or right? Because... that's what really counts.

  • @jaketheslsnake
    @jaketheslsnake Рік тому +3

    Welp, my Sunday has been made. Thanks Zach, love ya harder than God loved that segues. :D

  • @Malik-dm8ms
    @Malik-dm8ms Рік тому +4

    I downloaded ground news last week! It’s the only news source that actually gives you information from both sides of the aisle. They’ll show you everyone who covered a story and where they stand politically!

  • @purplecapybaras
    @purplecapybaras Рік тому +3

    "Friends": *talk shit about jesus*
    Jesus: *revives*
    Friends: *proceed to pretend not to have shittalked and murdered jesus while pretending they are fucking bffs*

  • @Alex-vd9bf
    @Alex-vd9bf Рік тому +3

    it's just how everyone that passes by just joins in on the song like they didn't jus crucify him

  • @itsjay3853
    @itsjay3853 Рік тому +3

    Herod walking in and joining killed me

  • @icycrafter3079
    @icycrafter3079 17 годин тому +1

    3:11 you should’ve made him say “oh thank me” lol

  • @moistsquish
    @moistsquish Рік тому +9

    Imma show this to my pastor

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 Рік тому

      Please tell me you did

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish Рік тому

      @@anthonylong9067 I would , if I actually went to church 🤣

  • @Naturewalkingthrough
    @Naturewalkingthrough Рік тому +6

    From smosh: “Jesus! Please forgive us.”
    “I forgive you my son…but my tommy gun don’t!”

  • @anastasiao4036
    @anastasiao4036 Рік тому +3

    This taught me more about Christianity lore than my visit to church when I was little ever did.

  • @redbatlizer7423
    @redbatlizer7423 Рік тому +11

    That Judas reaction killed me

  • @docgrey3826
    @docgrey3826 Рік тому +5

    "About as nailed as his mother" OMG Thanks Zack

  • @matthewjohnson6886
    @matthewjohnson6886 Рік тому +2

    Genius. Some of your best work to date sir. You nailed it 😉

  • @Heatrecks
    @Heatrecks Рік тому +5

    "Ha! we got Jesu-"
    *Change teams*
    "Hey Jesus!"

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Рік тому +3

    videos where Zach has sung a song:
    - "Just a normal first day of school for every introvert on planet Earth" (Chad Chadwick Chadderson sang, not Zach)
    - "Bedtime stories at every U.S. politician's house"
    - this one

  • @orealz
    @orealz Рік тому +3

    Ah yes, the original "Guess who's back, back again?"

  • @hillelkrieger
    @hillelkrieger Рік тому +6

    love it your stuff is always great

  • @soulburner1860
    @soulburner1860 Рік тому +3

    Actually more interested in an ad that could reveal the bias in my sources and reasoning than the video. Thanks to exurbia giving me a new topic to think of yesterday.