When God grades The Ten Commandments

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  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 3 роки тому +7824

    I really like the idea that god is so checked out he didn’t review the commandments till the release of the first Xbox.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +17

      @UA-cam Guy lol

    • @nickdimitre
      @nickdimitre 3 роки тому +154

      He actually says "new xbox". So yeah, he's talking about the newest one lmao

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore 3 роки тому +72

      @UA-cam Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high

    • @themerpking8445
      @themerpking8445 3 роки тому +20

      I just find the idea that he’s omnipresent so funny. Like imagine the year 30 or something, and he’s talking about the future that nobody knows

    • @xxwerewolfxxyt9041
      @xxwerewolfxxyt9041 3 роки тому +5

      @Lisfa Ensa 📽️ Honor thyn holy father woman

  • @UmarKhan-su1vv
    @UmarKhan-su1vv 3 роки тому +7509

    “Thou shall not take the lords name in vain”
    “You’re god damn right”

    • @michaelcastillo884
      @michaelcastillo884 3 роки тому +203

      Heisenberg has entered the chat

    • @anti7506
      @anti7506 3 роки тому +90

      @Lisfa Ensa 📽️ definitely not honoring thy father

    • @mr.verification9993
      @mr.verification9993 3 роки тому +34

      You watched the video too? That's crazy

    • @anti7506
      @anti7506 3 роки тому +29

      @@mr.verification9993 first time?

    • @bendysans1077
      @bendysans1077 3 роки тому +52

      @@mr.verification9993 you must be fun, and welcome to the internet.

  • @Henning161
    @Henning161 3 роки тому +4808

    Everybody knows the first commandment is: "moses gets to be first at the buffet"

    • @Missespelt
      @Missespelt 3 роки тому +76

      Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint 3 роки тому +55

      No. it‘s "If she breathes, she a thot. But if she‘s hot then WHY NOT?"

    • @dhold1609
      @dhold1609 3 роки тому +52

      “Awww awww”
      “I know, I know, but it’s what it says”

    • @Jane12891
      @Jane12891 3 роки тому +10

      The pairs of animals in the arc is actually for the grand buffet😉

    • @RyzTheGamer
      @RyzTheGamer 3 роки тому +12

      I know... it sucks... but that's what it says...

  • @asad9042
    @asad9042 3 роки тому +952

    "oh my god"
    god: "you called me"
    "no i was just using the phrase"

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 3 роки тому +26

      so, you too saw that video? that's cool

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 роки тому +29

      "Jesus Christ"
      "You called me again"
      "No, I was just using the expression"

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 роки тому +22

      @@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 3 роки тому +2

      @@everythingisawesome2903 that's not even the correct quote lol
      god responds to oh my god, not jesus christ

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 3 роки тому +10

      _That's_ why you don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not because it's disrespectful or blasphemous, but because it causes confusion and awkwardness.

  • @jdsam93
    @jdsam93 3 роки тому +3894

    Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain.
    You're goddam right!
    Thats peak comedy!

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 3 роки тому +81

      I didn't even catch that, neat

    • @DB-Fighter-Carson
      @DB-Fighter-Carson 3 роки тому +33

      He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.

    • @jordanwhitley5641
      @jordanwhitley5641 3 роки тому +13

      I didn't even realize the irony until seeing this comment

    • @Bert-og9rk
      @Bert-og9rk 3 роки тому +23

      That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .

    • @Bartuisacapybara
      @Bartuisacapybara 3 роки тому +3

      *You're

  • @2DarkHorizon
    @2DarkHorizon 3 роки тому +556

    This guy is old school, no over the top backgrounds or scenes just pure creative comedy.

  • @agent-33
    @agent-33 3 роки тому +1606

    "thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain."
    *"goddamn right."*
    Only god is exception to the commandments.

    • @fuzzykoala6168
      @fuzzykoala6168 3 роки тому +22

      You’re god damn right

    • @Qbkiller007
      @Qbkiller007 3 роки тому +23

      You're God damn right

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 2 роки тому +2

      @@Qbkiller007 Oh no

    • @slippymcnut
      @slippymcnut 2 роки тому +1

      @@oliverandersen3507 yeah it's actually robert

    • @slippymcnut
      @slippymcnut 2 роки тому

      @@oliverandersen3507 He told me to call him robert. You don't realize how blasphemous you are being.

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 3 роки тому +544

    “Well yeah I’m the only one here, I’m God not god 1” best line ever

  • @joel-k
    @joel-k 3 роки тому +1491

    Still wondering and amazed how you can come up with such hilarious stuff so frequently

    • @reasondro
      @reasondro 3 роки тому

      yeah 😂

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 2 роки тому

      Their father is naturally funny Ringo Starr of the Beatles.

    • @hashtag9990
      @hashtag9990 Рік тому

      these jokes were in bible to start with

  • @maxisz6674
    @maxisz6674 3 роки тому +743

    I really like these type of God interpretations
    He is a chill dude. Jokes around, even doubts about his own creations sometimes. He feels human.

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 3 роки тому +76

      This is the type of God I want to meet in heaven. Although I feel sorry for his verion of the devil that always gets screwed out of the best stuff 🤔

    • @noahpust3517
      @noahpust3517 2 роки тому +34

      @@amyhoard1222 Man the devs over at EAngel Sports are completely biased. They rarely let him have any fun in the Earth games.

    • @hurktang
      @hurktang 2 роки тому +32

      If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so".
      Yep, that's God !

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 2 роки тому

      @@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you.
      Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?

    • @hurktang
      @hurktang 2 роки тому +7

      @@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now.
      No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will.
      I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell.
      This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.

  • @shrutsilakari9711
    @shrutsilakari9711 3 роки тому +193

    3:45 "sin, fun tomayto, tomaato" it's the subtle jokes that hit the best😂😂

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 3 роки тому +781

    It's about time we settled the carpooling exceptions; theologians have been agonizing over that one for centuries.

    • @woerkntwerk5245
      @woerkntwerk5245 3 роки тому +27

      The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 3 роки тому +5

      @@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that
      The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church
      They both wanted to be superior to the other
      This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism

    • @woerkntwerk5245
      @woerkntwerk5245 3 роки тому +13

      @@tuluppampam Ahhh, okay. So it really had nothing to do with if Jesus could use the car pool lane by himself?

    • @noahpust3517
      @noahpust3517 2 роки тому +2

      @@woerkntwerk5245 I dunno - I prefer this version, just saying.

  • @lightyagami1752
    @lightyagami1752 3 роки тому +573

    If God was really a bro like this, I would immediately repent myself of my atheism and become a true believer.

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 3 роки тому +385

    I want to have a conversation with -this- God.

    • @katethegreat4918
      @katethegreat4918 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @katethegreat4918
      @katethegreat4918 3 роки тому +9

      You can, it’s called “prayer”

    • @atherapists3331
      @atherapists3331 3 роки тому +51

      @@katethegreat4918 I would very much like a response God

    • @OrionHartwick
      @OrionHartwick 3 роки тому +22

      @@katethegreat4918 yes like a discord prayer with god

    • @imfiera2594
      @imfiera2594 3 роки тому +7

      Prayers are kinda like sending voice messages to God, then he leaves it on seen, then he sends you a gift that some people call “miracle”

  • @DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble
    @DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble 3 роки тому +101

    11th commandment: Thou shall not give the devil zombies in the Earth 2022 gameplay update

    • @mr.whimsic6902
      @mr.whimsic6902 3 роки тому

      Real live TWD tho

    • @Lucky-jg2on
      @Lucky-jg2on 3 роки тому +1

      So you're saying that he's allowed to make zombies before or after 2022? There's still a week before 2022 after all

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lucky-jg2on he's referring to old videos, where the devil plays a game about killing the population of earth... and he's always asking for zombies

    • @nom721
      @nom721 3 роки тому

      I'd love zombies

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful 3 роки тому +263

    This man putting out heaps of gold recently. I'm all for it

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +475

    It's about time we made some "small" changes to the Ten Commandments.

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah. That whole "graven images" thing is just not gonna fly anymore

    • @ragnaros7889
      @ragnaros7889 3 роки тому +9

      Ngl some updates would be nice

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 3 роки тому +19

      @@ragnaros7889 Commandments 2.0, now with 7 more commandments!

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 3 роки тому +5

      Don’t change what’s not broken

    • @placeholder3863
      @placeholder3863 3 роки тому +8

      @@ware8229 its quite broken

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 3 роки тому +67

    The balls on this man to question God himself while at Heaven's gates XD

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 3 роки тому +82

    That lady in Santa Monica example had me laughing for 5 minutes lmao

  • @phatedfool
    @phatedfool 3 роки тому +226

    We need to get this guys skits to be more famous. Blows my mind he isn't pulling a million views per vid.

    • @silas0757
      @silas0757 3 роки тому +3

      I mean the videos are funny, and so is Zach. But there are way more deserving videos out there... No need to over hype it

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 3 роки тому +13

      The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.

    • @ProdByAngus
      @ProdByAngus 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, but also he’s gained something like 25k subs in a month, so there is an audience to be profited off of

  • @oscarwang7227
    @oscarwang7227 3 роки тому +47

    I like how having a blow up sex doll isn’t in violation of the commandments

  • @jacobrispoli4351
    @jacobrispoli4351 Рік тому +11

    I love how both of them break pretty much every single commandment.

  • @rysw1353
    @rysw1353 3 роки тому +13

    “You won’t take the lord’s name in vane. You’re goddamn right” lmao

    • @selohcin
      @selohcin Рік тому

      I love how he tries to take God's name in vain but can't do it because he doesn't understand what it means.

  • @MrCrazyCarrotop
    @MrCrazyCarrotop 3 роки тому +24

    All we needed was God walking into frame and saying "damn it Lucifer, get the hell out of my chair.!"

  • @eyesyt7571
    @eyesyt7571 3 роки тому +49

    In the original translations, it's "thou shall not kill without a cause"

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 3 роки тому +9

      Equivalent to saying " all murder is okay" cause all murderer have a cause. Terrorist, lovers, common criminals.
      Where do get this translation from?

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 3 роки тому +11

      @@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation.
      Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause.
      It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him.
      Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 3 роки тому +1

      @@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho

    • @aydenzinter2849
      @aydenzinter2849 2 роки тому +2

      @@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense

    • @fsirjyy147
      @fsirjyy147 2 роки тому +1

      No its Thou shall not Murder.

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 3 роки тому +67

    I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.

    • @nickmitra1135
      @nickmitra1135 2 роки тому +5

      Isn’t that history of the world part one?

    • @earthboundisawsome
      @earthboundisawsome 2 роки тому

      My dad used to have that on TV sometimes and never in my life did i grow up to ever know where that scene came from

  • @zacharyjames9602
    @zacharyjames9602 3 роки тому +17

    Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.

  • @Gold.edits44
    @Gold.edits44 3 роки тому +66

    God should be getting Jesus a gift for his damn birthday

  • @andewfusthe3rd
    @andewfusthe3rd 3 роки тому +349

    ……..as a Christian, this has so much BRUH in it that this is all I can say

    • @andewfusthe3rd
      @andewfusthe3rd 3 роки тому +68

      @@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?!
      Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny

    • @WikiBidoz
      @WikiBidoz 3 роки тому +25

      @@andewfusthe3rd sir I think you killed him

    • @ragnaros7889
      @ragnaros7889 3 роки тому +12

      @@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious

    • @aaroncallahan119
      @aaroncallahan119 3 роки тому +2

      BRUH? What?

    • @earthygoku
      @earthygoku 3 роки тому +1

      Cringe

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 3 роки тому +156

    As a Christian I tried not to laugh but you got me, especially at the end. Sex doll for a carpool lane 😆

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 3 роки тому +64

    totally gonna use "coveting" as a euphemism for all that other stuff from now on

  • @strakk
    @strakk 3 роки тому +21

    The fact that God took THIS LONG to review the commandments that the new Xbox came out makes this so much funnier.

  • @muboizin
    @muboizin 2 роки тому +17

    The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said:
    "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"
    And then someone shouted from the crowd:
    "Cut that one out!".

  • @Fesh3314
    @Fesh3314 2 роки тому +7

    The "thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife" thing was r/suspiciouslyspecific material

  • @pizzatime42
    @pizzatime42 Рік тому +1

    “Does don’t ask don’t tell apply here” literal legend

  • @InfinityMind1
    @InfinityMind1 2 роки тому +15

    Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.

    • @Backonos
      @Backonos 2 роки тому +2

      the hebrew word has more meaning then murder, any bible that has the translation to kill is wrong.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +5

    POV: It's December 25th and you go to any comment section of any video:

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 2 роки тому +4

    Saying Sunday is for Football* is true not just in America, but world wide too! Brilliant 😂

  • @snoote533
    @snoote533 3 роки тому +6

    God seems like a chill dude.

    • @GripStrength4008
      @GripStrength4008 2 роки тому +3

      He is not a chill dude he is the Almighty he knows your fate if you will go to Heaven or hell so please be prepared because no one is a promise tomorrow

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 2 роки тому +1

      @@GripStrength4008
      Sure why not

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 роки тому

      @@GripStrength4008 God don't exist though.

  • @dumbman27
    @dumbman27 3 роки тому +3

    Found this gem of a channel today. God this is amazing

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 Рік тому +2

    I come back to this everytime I get the chance to it's always so fun

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 3 роки тому +7

    3:14 "Oh my God"
    *rule 2*

  • @jordanwhitley5641
    @jordanwhitley5641 3 роки тому +23

    3:24 this is my exact face when I hear this commandment😂

  • @guilhermeteofilocachich4892
    @guilhermeteofilocachich4892 2 роки тому +5

    "Sin, fun. Tomato, tomato"
    I laughed so hard at this

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 2 роки тому +6

    This god seems like he has got a fair bit of Zeus.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 8 місяців тому +1

      Very true the Greek gods were pretty crazy party animals, the christians more like killjoys.

    • @No12304-
      @No12304- 7 місяців тому

      @@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣

  • @alphabetaomega265
    @alphabetaomega265 2 роки тому +5

    The 10 Commandments are UNCONSTITUTIONAL 😂

  • @isanyoneinmythologystraigh5134
    @isanyoneinmythologystraigh5134 3 роки тому +2

    “Oh my god”
    You called me?
    That for some reason made me lauph a lot

  • @RandomHuman1103
    @RandomHuman1103 2 роки тому +2

    "How do we work this in with 2nd amendmand"🤣

  • @mohibulhoque2145
    @mohibulhoque2145 3 роки тому +4

    The year Ended well at last

  • @asher879
    @asher879 3 роки тому +4

    You're like a closer to my sense of humor version of Ryan George. I love it!

  • @adityarao8729
    @adityarao8729 2 роки тому +3

    What is overlooked is how God got someone else to do his homework for him essentially.

  • @magilunedecelestia
    @magilunedecelestia 3 роки тому +15

    Merry Christmas man. Keep up the good work ^^

  • @VerZer46
    @VerZer46 3 роки тому +3

    Just found Zach's channel and I'm now subscribed and sucked into his hilarious content. I have no idea how I found this place but I'm glad I did!

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 3 роки тому +4

    The writing is so good haha. I love it.

  • @ВикторФирсов-е9ф
    @ВикторФирсов-е9ф 3 роки тому +5

    Sin - fun
    Tomato - tomato
    That's just so fucking perfect

  • @slikespitfire4751
    @slikespitfire4751 3 роки тому +8

    The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 3 роки тому +2

      I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.

    • @slikespitfire4751
      @slikespitfire4751 3 роки тому +2

      @@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 3 роки тому +1

      @@slikespitfire4751 Lets just Hope that a very literate hebrew speaker Come along and enlight us with some active translation ^^

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 2 роки тому

      god: "thy shall not kill"
      also god: proceed to slaughter people in the promised land a few chapters later...

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 роки тому

      @@benjaminthibieroz4155 Do as i Say not as i do i guess

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb 2 роки тому +2

    When He reached for the wallet, I thought that he is done with it and gonna push the red button and dude is gonna fall through a trap door straight to hell.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 роки тому +1

      Zach illustrates arguably-best how much of a Sibling Sci-Channel and Atheist-UA-camrs are to each other, even IF we ignore the shared Hobby of debunking Pseudoscience.
      Here, let me share some: Holy Koolaid, Prophet of Zod, Logicked, Darkmatter, Aron a, Emma Thorne. Have fun with this comment that only has 1 oal: share fun.

  • @hirokisato869
    @hirokisato869 3 роки тому +3

    Love this series!

  • @momoji9163
    @momoji9163 3 роки тому +1

    This Channel deserve more subscribers. This guy is Underrated.

  • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
    @TheHimbeerjoghurt 3 роки тому +6

    Technically it is "Thou shall not murder", so killing for lesser reasons

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 2 роки тому

      "thou shall not kill" is clear, thus absolute. "lesser reasons" is subject to many interpretations, hence sucks as a rule

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 3 роки тому +11

    Love God's idea of what the 2nd Amendment means. And that it has to be pointed out to him that it's just an American thing.

  • @jow_angelow
    @jow_angelow 3 роки тому +192

    I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!

    • @alfredboehm5976
      @alfredboehm5976 3 роки тому +17

      Its pretty common
      to have common knowledge, maybe not for you since you live in the usa

    • @Taylorgreenbjj
      @Taylorgreenbjj 3 роки тому +17

      @@alfredboehm5976 what is this implying? Lol

    • @alfredboehm5976
      @alfredboehm5976 3 роки тому +21

      @@Taylorgreenbjj that americans dont have any sort of common knowledge

    • @Asgardians3t
      @Asgardians3t 3 роки тому +35

      Why u assume he a former christian? He could still be religious or not but why the assumption?

    • @tirthankarmishra1420
      @tirthankarmishra1420 3 роки тому +9

      @@Asgardians3t maybe a religious person won't make this video

  • @imaniashley1138
    @imaniashley1138 7 місяців тому +1

    God obsessing over the fxxking XBOX.
    Comedy gold👌😂

  • @Imagination4all
    @Imagination4all 3 роки тому +12

    George Carlin called and has a revised version with only three commandments. How about that?😂

  • @Liesbeth22
    @Liesbeth22 3 роки тому +3

    Hahaha, awesome again Zach!
    Merry Christmas 😊🎅🎀

  • @minerscale
    @minerscale 2 роки тому +1

    That carpool lane joke is stuff of legends now, we need this cautified into a Third Testament

  • @keylanoslokj1806
    @keylanoslokj1806 3 роки тому +5

    With the exception of nines and 10s or something like that. Had me laughing out loud

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 3 роки тому +20

    So Adultery is = Archery!
    Now I know my Parents Practice Archery! they always argue about who's the Best Archer between them two.

  • @TheAmazingAdam
    @TheAmazingAdam 5 місяців тому +1

    THIS is my god.

  • @dereckpiche9637
    @dereckpiche9637 3 роки тому

    This is starting to become one of my favorite youtube channels. Props!

  • @PeasantForADay
    @PeasantForADay 3 роки тому +4

    "Sin, fun, tomato, tomato" 😂

  • @digijohnny2501
    @digijohnny2501 3 роки тому +3

    "Oh my god"
    "You called me?"
    "No It's just a phrase"
    Killed me

  • @Rodrigo-jd2wg
    @Rodrigo-jd2wg 3 роки тому +3

    More than god he is like a Zeus rating the 10 commandments

    • @cjcatague2607
      @cjcatague2607 3 роки тому

      I mean nobody relly know God's real personality in the first place. People just thinks his all serious, what if his not?

  • @readjordan2257
    @readjordan2257 3 роки тому +2

    Zach Star is my spirit animal

  • @nakkie326
    @nakkie326 3 роки тому +11

    Merry Christmas Zach :)

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 3 роки тому

      @@jennyberger8229 Why let something like this piss you off?

    • @okatori795
      @okatori795 3 роки тому

      @@theradiantdehd3997 They’re definitely not angry, just trying to be funny and failing horrendously

    • @nakkie326
      @nakkie326 3 роки тому

      @@okatori795 I was deadass just trynna say merry Christmas 😭

  • @DexMythology
    @DexMythology 5 місяців тому +1

    As my athiest dad says ten commandments is enough just make them count.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 3 роки тому +3

    Thou shall get high to reach God

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 3 роки тому +6

    I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.

  • @MrHochoi92
    @MrHochoi92 3 роки тому +1

    What’s a Christmas miracle is your video releases

  • @Fgqwetttyvu
    @Fgqwetttyvu 3 роки тому +6

    0:36
    "No, sunday is your day"
    Me, a Jew:
    "Saturday*"

  • @ckpn4771
    @ckpn4771 3 роки тому

    all of the the black shirt guy's "what?" is so funny everytime xD he's just too bamboozled lmao

  • @ziontrask3459
    @ziontrask3459 2 роки тому +1

    “Oh my God”
    “You called me?”
    I’ve thought about this hundreds of times

  • @Hydr0fisher
    @Hydr0fisher Рік тому +1

    "But i didn't use it for coveting, it was just so i could use the carpool lane."

  • @ItzHarley
    @ItzHarley 3 роки тому +1

    You're God Damn right.

  • @flamingsunshine
    @flamingsunshine 2 роки тому

    Absolutely love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰❤️

  • @dragonfire4850
    @dragonfire4850 3 роки тому +1

    God is literally any Texan with that gun line

  • @harper3579
    @harper3579 3 роки тому

    Bro I lived in Redondo Beach for like 20 years and put of nowhere you drop my hometown for a random video?!?! That's awesome!

  • @rthnae
    @rthnae 3 роки тому +1

    "Sin, fun, tomAto, tomato" I can'ttt 😭

  • @Unionofthemidwest
    @Unionofthemidwest Рік тому +6

    1:45 why so specific

  • @MartinZhel
    @MartinZhel 3 роки тому +154

    Actually, “no adultery” means “no cheating”, it doesn’t mean “no sex before marriage”

    • @burburkang
      @burburkang 3 роки тому +15

      Le bull le shit

    • @JWQweqOPDH
      @JWQweqOPDH 3 роки тому +23

      If it just meant no cheating, then that exact thing would've already been covered in the "do not covet thy neighbor's wife".

    • @MartinZhel
      @MartinZhel 3 роки тому +13

      @@JWQweqOPDH well, I’m an Orthodox Christian and in our Bible in my language it literally says “don’t cheat (on your wife)”

    • @macmac1022
      @macmac1022 3 роки тому +24

      Well here is the dictionaries definition. : sex between a married person and someone who is not that person's wife or husband

    • @MartinZhel
      @MartinZhel 3 роки тому +26

      @@JWQweqOPDH desiring your neighbor’s wife and cheating on your wife are two separate things 😀

  • @captainsnake8515
    @captainsnake8515 3 роки тому

    One of your best vids on this channel yet

  • @rubenasandwich2842
    @rubenasandwich2842 2 роки тому +4

    God:" and no adultery. What's that?"
    Guy:"no sex between unmarried people"
    God:*remembers Mary*

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus 2 роки тому +2

    Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.

  • @krensharwhite8363
    @krensharwhite8363 3 роки тому +3

    Oh no.... It's been 3 days...

  • @kaimatus843
    @kaimatus843 2 роки тому +1

    "Do they have to be married to each other?" I can't stop laughing

  • @placeholderblankspace
    @placeholderblankspace 3 роки тому +2

    Amazingly this skit left me more confused on the difference between coveting wives and goods vs. adultering and stealing

  • @saphira087
    @saphira087 11 місяців тому +1

    Lol. A lot of the loopholes are covered in the book of Leviticus. It is like Moses actually said: "But what about..." over and over again and so you end up with a whole book of the bible of: "Yes, even then".

  • @bgmarshall
    @bgmarshall Рік тому

    On the adultery one I'm kinda surprised he didn't say something along the lines of "what about between 3 people who aren't married"

  • @sen7826
    @sen7826 3 роки тому

    This was an absolute delight

  • @NotButAsh
    @NotButAsh 2 роки тому +1

    I hope god is like this