GI Joe: Retaliation - Caravan Of Garbage
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- Опубліковано 26 чер 2024
- GI: Retaliation acts as both a sequel and soft reboot to The Rise Of Cobra. And it's out with the old, Channing Tatum and the like and in with the new with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plus friends. We get into what works with the sequel including more Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow in addition to the origin of the one million dollar Bruce Willis payday. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
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Fun fact: Nick Mason is actually just a stage name. He shortened it from Nickelback Masonry.
Huge if true. Which it is
@@mrsundaymovies James and Nick, Jesus bless you for all the fun and joy y'all bring each week! I truly look forward to Tuesday mornings getting to watch Caravan in between work phone calls. 😆
@@SpiritLife James and Nickelback*
Always wondered why James has literally never called him "Nick".
@@mrsundaymovies I WANT MY L.X.G VIDEO LADS
This movie has a special place in my heart. I was a senior in college and got a pair of prescreen tickets for it. I invited the girl I was seeing at the time. We had a fun little date eating mall food in line while waiting to be admitted and enjoyed the movie. After the movie I asked the girl if she wanted to be my girlfriend and now 8 years later we’re married.
That's a nice story
@@mrsundaymovies shit movie tho
And you can thank Channings Tatums inspirational speech for that !
But did you enjoy the movie or not?
Then you woke up 😂 jk
I actually watched both G.i joes movies in anticipation of this caravan of garbage. My absolute favorite part is that I'm pretty sure the joes never actually find out about cobra's plan. Like they figure out they're gonna do bad stuff with the president but they never even hear about the Zeus thing ever in the movie. It's entirely possible The Rock just never finds out London is a fucking sinkhole. Bann anas.
I give these movies credit for almost aggressively not trying to be good. They prioritize being a live-action cartoon, and that makes them kinda fun. If Zeus had been a Weather Dominator, I’d have munched my popcorn happily. XD
So when stuff like this happens, I’m like, “Yep. Yo, Joe.”
You have a point but i think its explained in gi joe retaliation after storm shadow turns into a good guy he tells them about zeus and cobras plan
I think it's pretty clear that Storm Shadow would have told them about the Zues weapons
"it's just vamos and a weird tank"
"It's the hiss tank"
"Shut up"
That killed me
Hate to be "That Guy" and maybe misinterpreting what was said...
The Tank that Rock-Block (Yes. I know what I said) was driving wasn't the H.I.S.S. Tank. It's called the Ripsaw in real life. It's a real world Tank developed by two brothers as a vehicle for Special Operations. Gives them a little more firepower without trying to air-drop a M-1 Abrams into the field. Videos all over UA-cam...
If Bruce Willis is "the original GI Joe" he should be, like, twice as tall as everyone else and have kung fu grip.
They sure don't make 'em like they used to!
Plus he would have had "Realistic, Lifelike Hair...".
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Can we all just appreciate how they fixed snake eyes and cobra's horrible costume from the last film?
Ikr, the costume was so good that they even used a very similar costume in Snake Eyes
Don’t forget Cobra Commander, the new suit is infinitely better
And they make a Snake Eyes movie and suddenly turn him into some generic Japanese dude...When Snake Eyes was literally a dude with blonde hair that wore Hawaiian shirts for a bit and looked alot like Chuckles
@@linoquevedotinoco5602 Except you don't even see him in costume until the very end, what a garbage movie.
@@lutherheggs451 He’s not even a Japanese guy. He’s Malaysian.
It's December 11, 2022, and we're still waiting for the boys to put out their Snake Eyes episode
It’s now 22/6/24 and we’re still waiting
A couple of years ago, my dad came home from Walmart with a copy of this movie. He said he found it in the cheap bin and he thought it looked good. We watched it and had a good time, but I don't remember a single frame of the runtime. Fine, we'll probably watch it again when we don't have anything better.
A few months later, Dad comes home from Walmart, hands me a brand new copy of this movie, and says "I found this in the cheap bin. I don't think we've seen it, but it looks good." Without saying a word, I turned around, went to the shelf, pulled the copy that we already had and handed it to him.
I may not remember this movie, but I'll never forget that. I still give him crap sometimes. That Christmas, I fully intended to get another copy and wrap it up for him, but I forgot until it was too late.
DO IT THIS YEAR!!!
I've only seen this once, but I remember it being like "This was alright" also, "They really like destroying foreign cities huh."
I really liked the extended cut. For some reason, the opening scenes of Jinx training with Snake Eyes got chopped up in the theatrical version. The extended cut reveals a small subplot where Jinx FAILS her final test but she still sneaks off after Snake Eyes once they learn Storm Shadow is breaking Cobra Commander out of prison.
You are on every video I watch lmaooo
how else can they show that Team Murica (Fuck yeah) are the only ones that can save anyone.
@@SA80TAGE I doubt if America was in trouble any country would save it. Lol This makes me wonder what can't they just pull out their forces worldwide.🤪
I havent watched it in years but I specifically remember this movie making North Korea look bad because they are the last to destroy their nukes.
Can we have a moment of silence for the 1 year anniversary of the nanomite wars, I'm emotional right now don't hit me up ;((
D. J. Cotrona actually is the abbreviation for Dwayne Johnson Cotrona, part of the Johnson family of course
Johnson & Johnson 💉
@@Juan357 dad joke
James tells Maso what the story was??? Life will never be the same again
*Loki TVA Theme plays*
I can't remember which podcast, but there was a podcast where they were talking about how Jon M Chu was their Uber driver, and apparently he killed Channing Tatum off as a favour to Channing Tatum, because he didn't want to be in it and they did Step Up together
what a good friend :)
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear cha
@@AxxLAfriku loser
Oh nice
Nobody was upset to see Tatum bite the dust either. He's better in comedy anyway as witnessed in both 21 and 22 Jump Street.
Enough is enough, i have had it with the lack of league of Extraordinary gentlemen videos.
I still love how all the "alpha" are just so very manly that falling over in fictional settings makes them cry so much they have to have it protected in a contract
Yeah, it's the same reason they take all those steroids. They're just very insecure in their manhood.
@@ThreadBomb Yeah, totally man, it's not like they are legally obligated by a contract to do just about everything the studio says short of bloody murder.
Speaking of Jinx, something I really like is that, in the 90s comics, the GI joes had a “Ninja Force” team that was added to tie in with the toyline of the same name... but Jinx was also in there despite not having a toy in that one cause Larry Hama, the creator, just likes her. I think that’s lovely
Is this a prequel of what The Rock was doing before joining the Fast Family🤔 its basically the same character
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they fold the GI JOE lore in the Fast Franchise.
The Rock just plays himself in every role. Kinda like Will Smith. They arent bad actors, but theyre so much larger than the role they play. Thats what I see at least, could be wrong
@@rawalqayyum5128 But have you watched Concussion tho, Will Smith is very un Will Smithy in that.
@@rawalqayyum5128 I'm glad others agree, I had a comment on an old account about Will Smith just playing Will Smith for the rocks 'pitch meeting' video. Lots of actors these days just play the same
'I'm so cool' smarmy wiseass Han Solo archetype
@@rawalqayyum5128 Smith played against type in Pursuit of Happyness. Rock also played against type in Jumanji reboots. There are probably others that I haven't seen. Other actors that just seem to play themselves most of the time would be Tom Cruise and RDJ
That edit at 12:12 with the Rock shooting London to smithereens was phenomenal. Take a bow Ben!
The Cobra logo was in the first movie, on the side of the submarines.
I love when I get to be “that guy” on these, since y’all love being corrected so much. XD
Fun fact: Bruce Willis was nicknamed by the production team CGI Joe because every scene he did was on his couch.
Didn't he also ask for a bunch of money for barely doing anything in that movie. I wonder why anyone would want to hire Bruce Wills post 2010s. Dude is a A class diva to basically everyone he works with while demanding tonnes of money
and the house scene with weapons is also his real house too
@@quakethedoombringer I hope he's using his money for treatments
G.I. Joe fell apart when they killed Duke, so the studio decided, "Let's repeat that mistake."
Sunbow decided to have Duke pass out comatose after " The Transformers the Movie (1986) " debacle. Parents lost it when their kids were crying about @ll the dead Autobots.
Duke dying at the beginning of the movie is a reference to the animated GI Joe movie. they changed the ending of that movie at the last minute so that Duke lives because they didn't want the same backlash that the Transformers movie got.
also if you want a franchise where Sydney Australia gets blown up all the time then check out Mobile Suit Gundam.
I love that Hasbro was like, "You WILL put Cobra Commander in his GODDAMN mirror mask!"
I think we can all agree that not only is the Cobra Commander outfit an improvement in this movie, but it’s pretty awesome and perfect on it own
The mountain fight is the only thing I remembered from this movie. Not an exaggeration. That's literally the only thing that didn't purge from my mind
That part is freaking amazing. I think James nailed it. The G.I Joe stuff with the military plot & characters in the film are boring & generic af
The ninja stuff is way better. Even the ninja fights are pretty decent. That Mountain scene is absolutely fantastic. Just an absolute joy to watch.
That part was badass and is definitely a highlight of this film.
Definitely, it's great. Some CGI were too obvious, but that's okay.
Overall a great scene.
I remember when Barbeque ran into that burning house and shouted "Channing's Tatum!"
They accidentally spent all of the budget on “ninjas on a cliff”, and could only afford “finale in a yard”
🤣🤣🤣
“Give him the stick…DON’T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!”
you know my dad?
@@boomer15555 These beats are so FRESH!
Hooooorrrrrrrrrrr
Body Massage!
We need more editing of James laughing synced to Baby Sinclair laughing.
That Rock contract shit is mind blowing…
As a child of peek GIJoe era, I actually enjoyed these movies. Absolutely ridiculous fan fare
It's... Something...
???
-peek- peak
I loved pork chop sandwiches we used to run into rooms yelling that
15:24
Ah yes, every genre of film
The marvelous Bruce Willis everyone.
GI Joe Retaliation more like GI No Regurgitation GOTEM
What?!
How is your comment from 12 hours ago when this dropped 26 minutes ago
@@cable7152how can you be a James and Mason fan without knowing about Big Sandwich
@@ThatOrangeGhost wait, it shows up here when you comment on Big Sandwhich, didn't know that, and sorry I don't have the finances to pay 10 bucks a month for it
More like CGI Joe Reclamation
The GI Joe PSA re-dubs by Fenslerfilms are still some of the greatest videos in internet history. Stop All the Downloading!
Porkchop Sandwiches!
Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!
I just want to ride my Motorcy...................................cle
I love how that little fencemelter thing is on goddamn fingerless gloves. God knows I want to coat my fingertips in molten metal.
One good thing about this movie is that Cobra Commanders outfit in EVERY other version looks stupid and terrible and he just looks like an unthreatening dope. This movie however took the design and actually made it work
RIP Ray Stevenson. I knew there was a bonkers SciFi film that he'd been in prior to Star Wars that I'd seen. The man had range.
If they wanted GI Joe to be sillier they could have just had the Joes hire the Rock, as in the wrestler instead of having The Rock play Roadblock. Then you could have had an excuse for plenty of rock bottoms through tables.
Also the trailer theme with Seven Nation Army was one of the great bits of trailer music in the past decade.
The ninja parts of this movie were fantastic.
The ninja stuff on the side of the mountain is the best thing in the movie, impressive sfx and a great stunt work.
Ah, I see why they cast her as Elektra
Wearing red and everything, writing on the wall
the way this move just glosses over the way London is absolutely flattened is depressing.
watching that bruce Willis bit after he retired becase of a brain illness and he needs to save money for family and he couldnt read or say words all the time. man is a legend in movies, and took lots of bad roles to pay for medical bills and end of live care and enough for his family for generations.
I appreciated Mason going through all RZA’s nicknames
Blowing up London could have introduced Action Man in the third one
Not having having thirsty one-note comedian Marlon Wayans sniffing after Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) and getting rid of charisma void Channing Tatum early (who's one syllable more capable than Jai Courtney) made this sequel infinitely more enjoyable.
Jai was great for the five minutes he was in The Suicide Squad
“Give him the stick”
“DOOOONT GIVE HIM THE STICK”
“Ohhhhhhh”
GI JOOOOOOOOE
The weirdest thing about this video is that I'm am currently eating a pork chop sandwich. I bit into it when y'all said pork chop sandwiches and about spat it across the room.
It'll be interesting to see how your perspectives have changed on Suicide Squad after, and I quote, you called it "The best film in the DCEU" when it released in 2016
What was the line up in 2016?
@@SaulGMV Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman.
@@liamio2802 maso didnt watch MoS for a while iirc, so he might just be saying suicide squad was better than bvs at the time
@@liamio2802 that's alright then.
@@liamio2802 So the bar was extremely low at that point.
As soon as Mason said “porkchop sandwiches” my eyes lit up with joy.
Partly because of the meme, but also the mention of porkchop sandwiches.
I’m so happy to know somebody else appreciates that video 😂
What's the name of that video and is it on UA-cam somewhere? Cuz I have to see it lol!
So sad about Bruce Willis hope he has an easy end of things.
* Creates special defense satellite in orbit that deploys giant metal rods on cities.
* Releases giant metal rod while orbiting on top of London
* Watches as giant metal rod just stays in the same orbit as the satellite.
I remember reading somewhere that since Channing Tatum didn't want to do the second movie he had the director kill his character off as a favor so couldn't do any more of them
Can’t wait for that Snake Eyes review next week
Those gi joe dubs are an integral part of my childhood
I remember the memes.
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
Haha remember that one? That was one of them. Haha.
Ayyy Mr Bushgrindddaaa
"Get these kids off my focking lawn!"
"body massage" ;)
I DO know the meme Mason is talking about. I value him higher as a person now that I know he enjoyed the same memes as me back in 2007. Good show.
I kind of sigh at what could have been a treat for long time fans of GI Joe. Joe Colton was originally written to be Sgt. Slaughter as played by the man himself. Hell the tank used in the latter part of the movie could easily have been an updated version of the Triple T tank.
I mean people are saying the Bruce Willis stuff isn't aging well, but this goes back to 2013 or even earlier, so at least at the beginning this had nothing to do with his health.
Man, remember how this movie was delayed an entire year? They even had trailers and marketing saying SUMMER 2012 but then oops we’re gonna push it off to 2013.
After watching this… whatever you’re paying Ben…. It’s not enough.
“who wants a body-massage…? body-massage machine GO!”
those GI Joe dubs are in my top 5 internet things ever. so fucking fantastic lol.
Those dubbed gi joe videos are the only memories I’ve retained from high school
So in the GI Joe Porkchop sandwiches PSA, Blowtorch exclaims, "FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD!" which is _ALMOST_ the catchphrase of the Maximal, Rattrap...
"Shiiiiiiiiiii-"
Has always been my favorite of those G.I. Joe memes. My friends and I quote that shit all the time.
Hey, kid! I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!
I think the FenslerFilm dubs might actually pre-date UA-cam. They were very early 2000s. You can find a playlist of them here: ua-cam.com/play/PL3B3B29A90BB9C2FF.html
The pork chop sandwiches...I forgot about those classics! Soon as Mason said it, I responded with "who wants a body massage?" Great, now I have to binge them all
Holy shit I always assumed that London scene was from one of those apocalypse films.
Now I'm just mad because they wasted it on this film
The thing that I remember most about this movie... Is what you two just told me...
Yes those little GI Joe PSA’s were always a favorite in college
I remember when this movie came out, there were adverts meant to convince women it was an acceptable valentines day date movie because of Channing Tatum, and then they killed him off immediately. Hilarious
You guys might be right about Channing Tatum, the films release was delayed by 6 months to convert it to 3d but also to ALLEGEDLY do some reshoots to add in more Channing Tatum for a potential sequel because originally his character was supposed to die in his accident, which is why he kind of disappears from the movie.
It’s pronounced channings Tatums
Yeah my memory from the time is they added him in post because he became such a big deal, when he was meant to die off screen
you know i thought it was weird how he was the second highest paid actor and nowadays i feel like i havent seen him in a while on a big budget movie but then i realized it´s been almost 10 years since the first 21 jump street came out and he spend a lot of that time trying to make his gambit movie happen
@@netoteran1547 Gambit is not happening anytime soon.. and Tatum stardom has been faded drastically.
Actually the extended cut shows his corpse.
The best part of the new Snake Eyes movie is at the very end, when he looks at the camera and says “The game is on...”
You've really got to make these hints easier. I mean I figured out next week's episode is on Oliver and Company but it took hours of equations.
Hate to burst your bubble, but clearly next week's episode is on Saint's Row 3.
Wow! Oliver & Company, that was the first movie i went to see when they opened the new cinemas at Knox city... 1987 perhaps, and we had HJs for lunch.
The fact that Ben snuck a pitch meeting snippet in this video has made my absolute day
What I heard is that when they shot the movie Channing was killed off instantly or off camera as well but somewhere during the post Channing's stardom skyrocketed from other movies so the studio decided to have some reshoots to include as much as possible of Channing, so they shot those pre-death scenes just so they could fit him in the trailers to trick the audience into thinking he was in this movie more than he actually ended up being
Actually what happened was, the plot leaked online which angered the fans. The backlash was so severe that Paramount ordered the film be shelved until reshoots were done. Fans were hoping that meant Duke would be spared but nope they just added the prologue and the fun bromance of the two leads playing video games. The toys were already to go and therefore Hasbro lost a lot of money holding those on shelves for half a year.
I keep forgetting Bobby The Digital Builder is in this. And I'm sure he has too.
Legend says Bruce shoots most movies from his house, which is a green screen of his real house in his 2nd house
So wierd to think that James' face is an editing gag now... because no one used to know what he looked like and went fucking ape-doodle bananas when he did a live event and realized he wasn't actually a goat.
I forget all about that and then suddenly I'm like.. "oh yeah... people used to have no clue what James or Maso looked like! So odd..."
18:50
Is this reference going to be hard? Its going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience
I think this is the first movie I saw where I thought the bad guys definitely should have won
The Cobra team all seemed to be having so much fun and the Joes (except for snake eyes and stormy) were completely devoid of personality
Allegedly before the movie came out, in the test screenings people were wanting more screen time with the rock and channing tatum together so they had to go back and shoot more scenes with them together in the beginning before channings tatums death scene
I love this one going bit where Ben makes Nick Kermit the Frog and James is Christian Bale
I like the costume designs in this movie infinitely more than the first one.
Never thought I'd hear the Melbourne Star mentioned in a video yet here we are.
The Rza, Bobby Digital, the Rzarecctor, Bob the builder ... Maso sneaking that one in like we wouldnt notice lol
Sadly I thought that was a legitimate aka for Rza.
Those animated dubs are to date the greatest thing to happen from my childhood, still get me to this day!
I was 15 when this was released, I had enjoyed the first G.I. Joe film enough to go see this in the cinema, so was in the optimum target audience for this and still found it boring.
Agree..it was really boring.
It really sucks that some of the ninja scenes in this movie were better than in the Snake Eyes movie.
Very sad indeed.
So many iconic places in Australia they could blow up! The Schönbrunn Palace, the Viena Boys Choir, the Headquarters of Pez or Red bull, the Habsburg Crypts...So many missed opportunities!
It's funny how people call the Rock "franchise viagra", but the only franchise he ever successfully viagra'd was Fast and Furious.
4:23 I'd like to point out that keeping prisoners of war in spaces that small is a war crime
I feel like they're a bit more dangerous than most pows though. One is literally filled with nanobots that ate the Eiffel Tower
@@exzyyd392 yeah and the Unibomber is still aloud to take a shit and lay down.
Tatum didn’t want to be in this movie, and wanted to be killed off.
I remember reading that they killed off his character but realised he was growing in popularity so got him back to shoot some more scenes. If he truly didn't want to be in it he could've just said no and the writers could just say he was one of the ones killed off-screen.
@@SA80TAGE he was contractually obligated to be in this one, and thus the reshoots, the death was about preventing himself from being asked about future movies.
@@NerdRahtio but he isn't the one that gets to decide if his character dies or not, and if he's contractually obligated then the studio could've forced him to be in the entire film and there's nothing he could do short of breaking his contract.
Man watching this now and understanding the issues Bruce Willis has makes the comments about him a little harsh. Dude is a great actor with an unfortunate memory related illness. Great video series and obviously these things weren't known at the time so no ill will obviously.
Pork chop sandwiches, a UA-cam classic from 16 years ago.
Man its a shame what the truth behind Bruce Willis taking all these movies was.
Boy their running gag about Willis didn't age well did it...
I don't think he was ill when he filmed this though? I know there's usually a delay in getting a diagnosis, but 11 years delay seems implausible
I remember getting drunk to watch this movie. Didn’t help.
I have been trying to remember the name of Man With the Iron Fists for months now, thank you.
"Pitch Meeting " clip in a CoG episode? Made my day.... thanks lads! Greets from Canada!