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  • Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite Video Games: Honest Game Trailers. This week it's the Final Fantasy VII Remake!
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    Honest Game Trailers | Final Fantasy VII Remake
    Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by Max Song
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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  • @EpicLebaneseNerd
    @EpicLebaneseNerd 4 роки тому +2129

    when designers in a game trouble themselves to make Cloud adjust his sword so he can sit on a bench, well, those devs and designers got my respect.

    • @Asunaris
      @Asunaris 4 роки тому +84

      yeah, but sadly the whole thing is kinda ruined again when the tip of the sword just phases trough the vending machine that stands next to the bench

    • @andrzejwysocki609
      @andrzejwysocki609 4 роки тому +39

      that detail, but whoever was on textures was sleeping on the job, the slums are awful XD like clouds door looks like it came out of DOOM

    • @lordn3m3sis
      @lordn3m3sis 4 роки тому +12

      @@Asunaris and when he sits on that thing with aerith in the playgrounds

    • @markhenrykern
      @markhenrykern 4 роки тому +7

      Lord Nem3sis yeah, it bugged me when he sat next to her, and I’m just like “did cloud impale this playground with his sword?”

    • @Halaster
      @Halaster 4 роки тому +12

      At one point in the game he was literally going to fall to his death and he still refused to let go of his sword and use both hands to save himself, hahaha.

  • @Mr_Fish10
    @Mr_Fish10 4 роки тому +583

    "Oh my god that makeup, and that dress!"
    "Nailed it, I know, thank you, moving on."

    • @candicedeaton830
      @candicedeaton830 4 роки тому +7

      Proof that Tifa is a lesbian

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +73

      @@candicedeaton830 ...No, girls compliment each other on their looks all the time, we're not insecure about that. Not only that, but women are more accepting to men cross-dressing or the transgender community. If Cloud really found himself enjoying being more feminine, she was just complimenting him on it. That shows she's an amazing friend.

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 4 роки тому +2

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley No.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +27

      @@dragoneye6229 Yes! 💖

    • @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967
      @trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967 3 роки тому +8

      Was that real ? Cause goddamn cloud has 100 in confidence

  • @pak009
    @pak009 4 роки тому +632

    Chadley: "I've come up with a new materia!"
    Ignis: "I've come up with a new recipeh."
    Donald: "tHis mIgHt bE A gOoD sPoT tO FiNd SoMe iNgReDiEnTs!"

  • @shangospark7517
    @shangospark7517 4 роки тому +449

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE!! " LMAO He don't miss!! 😂😂

    • @ExasBits
      @ExasBits 4 роки тому +7

      RyoBliTz Entertainment the best is when they telegraph a bosses move, you dodge and they eat the hurt.

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr 4 роки тому +14

      Hey they just wanted to bring the FFXIV dungeon experience to single player FF games

    • @odeball22
      @odeball22 4 роки тому +2

      He said dkp its a wow reference and he used it wrong.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 місяці тому

      I know this comment is old, but I experienced this issue the most during the first Abzul fight in the sewers (I think that's the monster's name). Sludge would spew from the vents and I could see Tifa and Aerith blocking and backing away in prep for it, but they weren't moving fast enough. After they got hit by it and instantly died one too many times (especially on hard mode, where it covers even more of the field), I began manually switching to Aerith and Tifa and making them run wherever I had Cloud.
      I did appreciate that the game at least tried to protect them, though. I sometimes got mixed up in that fight and Cloud fell victim to the sludge. So, by watching Tifa and Aerith (or whomever I wasn't controlling), I could tell a little better what side to move to.

  • @duckydae
    @duckydae 4 роки тому +909

    “I’ve come up with a new materia.”
    10/10

    • @PermanaJayanta
      @PermanaJayanta 4 роки тому +43

      for those who play ffxv: I've come up with a new recipeh

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 4 роки тому +5

      - Ignis Scientia

    • @em9756
      @em9756 4 роки тому

      God damn it.. take my like.

    • @user-xc1hf2eg7p
      @user-xc1hf2eg7p 4 роки тому +18

      Spoilers: Chadley is Ignis's son

    • @Vix_rhae
      @Vix_rhae 4 роки тому

      shahed72 if all of the FF universes were connected canonically then I would have no doubts about that theory. There are too many similarities between those two lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1027

    "Black Mega Man"
    Now this is comedic brilliance.

  • @obibz88
    @obibz88 4 роки тому +812

    "clearly designed to make everyone who gave this thing 10 out of 10 to admit Kingdom Hearts is actually good" ahahaha nailed it

    • @firefliesowlcity12
      @firefliesowlcity12 4 роки тому +66

      Let me tell you FFVII Remake fans if you want a series with convoluted time travel, villains in black, and a guy named Sephiroth showing up to kick the main character to the curb out of nowhere, do I have a Tetsuya Nomura series for you!

    • @tommyvercetti4687
      @tommyvercetti4687 4 роки тому +14

      Well i like FF7R, but KH is SUCK monkey balls

    • @demented6996
      @demented6996 4 роки тому +18

      I'm a fan to the original ff7 n this remake, but I still cant stand kingdom heart for only one factor! I cant stand Disney characters except Peter pan, lol

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 роки тому +3

      @@demented6996 How dare you can't stand Ariel!

    • @ZettaComposer
      @ZettaComposer 4 роки тому +8

      Jason Hubsch At the end of both games the main character uses time travel powers to prevent someone’s death and creates a time paradox.

  • @grahamstitt6297
    @grahamstitt6297 4 роки тому +364

    But the real question is, Will Tifa ever get that shower?

    • @MarionRelics
      @MarionRelics 4 роки тому +39

      I always laughed when she says that after a fight that lasts 3 seconds. Like damn girl, you've got some gland problems...

    • @glun-murong1112
      @glun-murong1112 3 роки тому +20

      "Would kill for a shower!" XD

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 3 роки тому +9

      Yes she does. Starshower ;)

    • @luisitoviii1090
      @luisitoviii1090 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm, sounds like Sharla

    • @martinde-serres8724
      @martinde-serres8724 3 роки тому +7

      the real question would be 'will Nomura put a shower scene again in a video game?' lol

  • @flame13th19
    @flame13th19 4 роки тому +739

    Couldn't believe they finally make a spinoff of that Cloud character from Kingdom Hearts series.

  • @horaciohernandez2850
    @horaciohernandez2850 4 роки тому +377

    "Changing the world takes heart"
    And sponsoring a competitor's RPG's video takes BALLS.

    • @invaderzam
      @invaderzam 4 роки тому +38

      More of a calculated risk really. People who play FF7 remake will eventually play Persona 5.

    • @firalia
      @firalia 4 роки тому +19

      @@invaderzam Can confirm. Played FFVIIR last week, started P5 this week. 😂

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a better game too.

    • @omargh18
      @omargh18 4 роки тому +43

      They ain't competitors. RPG fans aren't like FPS fans; this isn't Halo vs CoD vs BF. RPG fans who play one will very likely play the other

    • @angquangnguyenthac2833
      @angquangnguyenthac2833 4 роки тому +2

      Well it's just gonna be on honest trailer next so.....

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 4 роки тому +520

    "Summons that are commandable buddies instead of six minute cut scenes"
    Im deceased lmao

    • @coldchillin8382
      @coldchillin8382 4 роки тому +32

      Anthony Brown knights of the round has entered the chat

    • @ShadowAraun
      @ShadowAraun 4 роки тому +2

      lowkey watching this video while a KoTR loop runs in the backround killing Emerald Weapon.

    • @meghanhause9435
      @meghanhause9435 4 роки тому +3

      Ah, did this guy know that back in FF10 that were commendable as well.

    • @TheAnarchronia
      @TheAnarchronia 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah but in 10 the Summon took over as your party in this one it fights along side your party and you can command it

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 4 роки тому

      @@coldchillin8382 FGO?!

  • @dmcrulezall
    @dmcrulezall 4 роки тому +79

    "Nailed It! I know! Thank you! Moving on!" 10/10 quote from Cloud

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 2 роки тому

      And that is why he's my all time favorite FF character.
      He knows how to be charming,sassy,funny,serious,cool,badass and relatable.

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 4 роки тому +444

    “Mike Tyson trying time say Aeris”
    Why would you say something so controversial... yet so brave?

    • @melvinhernando45
      @melvinhernando45 4 роки тому +8

      DO Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @TehParismio
      @TehParismio 4 роки тому +2

      *so brave

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 роки тому +9

      @@michaelsong5555 MT has a short tongue. his words with end with "TH".

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 4 роки тому +3

      Parismio
      I know that’s what the meme is but I didn’t want to say brave because it’s honestly not. Mike Tyson jokes, while in bad taste most of the time, are very frequent so it’s not exactly “brave” to make fun of his lisp

  • @jonpaulcuzon5892
    @jonpaulcuzon5892 4 роки тому +573

    *In a Final Fantasy for a distinctive time and place, that also just happens to be a pretty damn good video game in its own right as long as you can get over what it once was, and look at what it could be.*
    This is probably the best description for the 7 Remake. I love this line.

    • @Hexalys13
      @Hexalys13 4 роки тому +40

      Agreed! I’ve been seeing a lot of hate and not enough love. I’m hyped to see where Papa Nomura is going to take this!

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 4 роки тому +25

      Hexalys Walker That’s one good thing about never playing the original, I can go into it with an open mind.

    • @lovesgibson
      @lovesgibson 4 роки тому +9

      Big McDick ehh, the game storyline is kind of set up with the intention that people have played the original actually.

    • @andrew_oid
      @andrew_oid 4 роки тому +10

      It’s a celebration of what RPGs were, are, and can be.

    • @donaldcurry1020
      @donaldcurry1020 4 роки тому +10

      played the OG, anyone that looked into the lore of ff7 knows everything in this game was the devs original ideas for ff7 but tech was not good enough to do it. no timeline bs in it.

  • @RareHarmony
    @RareHarmony 4 роки тому +70

    I already knew Cloud was "Faaaabulooooouss!" This just confirms it.

  • @shindinder
    @shindinder 4 роки тому +52

    "as you combat roll out of boss attacks like your in a dark souls game"
    ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @TheSwordofDoubt
    @TheSwordofDoubt 4 роки тому +295

    "The Handmaiden"
    Ah, nice to see someone here actually knows true art.

    • @silentkiller64
      @silentkiller64 4 роки тому +6

      He sure is a man of culture. Or at least whoever wrote the script.

    • @dezfernandez
      @dezfernandez 4 роки тому +4

      Must be Spencer Gilbert, man of culture

    • @joehanz9217
      @joehanz9217 4 роки тому +6

      Celine Dion= Sephiroth

  • @Goku-iw5lr
    @Goku-iw5lr 4 роки тому +475

    I'm NOT A TSUNDERE!
    And about my hair :
    *NAILED IT, I KNOW.THANK YOU, MOVING ON.*

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs 4 роки тому +5

      of course you are, you have strife in your name

    • @EnzeruAnimeFan
      @EnzeruAnimeFan 4 роки тому +4

      Random, but I hope someone gets him to say "manila is my favorite flavor of clam."

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 4 роки тому +2

      You make an adorable pack chocobo.

    • @masteraqua2408
      @masteraqua2408 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up ssj trunks

    • @Goku-iw5lr
      @Goku-iw5lr 4 роки тому

      @@masteraqua2408 why'd you have to say that, childe?

  • @vutava8292
    @vutava8292 4 роки тому +157

    "Shou Tucker"
    Still too soon, man.

    • @TheDark1903
      @TheDark1903 4 роки тому +21

      It will always be too soon...

    • @tinothee8650
      @tinothee8650 4 роки тому +6

      Robert Knight always...

    • @jeremycollins7442
      @jeremycollins7442 3 роки тому +5

      Yet it is accurate. Extremely accurate. Sephiroth even has low-key Nina vibes

  • @expomike
    @expomike 4 роки тому +23

    I love the fact that you guys actually finished the game before putting this out, and somehow managed to not spoil the plot.
    Also the Mike Tyson part killed me lol.

  • @falsusrex
    @falsusrex 4 роки тому +300

    "You just got Nomura'd!!!"
    Me: First time?

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 роки тому

      HAHA IKR LOL

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 4 роки тому +8

      Funny thing is he didn't even write for this game so it's not even accurate. The original guy that wrote the original game was the one that put the time mechanics in. Blaming namura has become a meme at this point.

    • @megaman9393
      @megaman9393 4 роки тому +5

      nawab256 I mean, Nomura had to have okayed it, being the director and all. Right?

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 4 роки тому +2

      @@megaman9393 Nomura is younger then the writer and looks up to him. Of course he said OK lol

  • @Zeargi
    @Zeargi 4 роки тому +86

    "Nailed it, I know! Thank you... Moving on!" XD gets me so hard every time

    • @henrywebb3009
      @henrywebb3009 4 роки тому +15

      Single best line in the game.

    • @thelubbe24
      @thelubbe24 4 роки тому +5

      Call your Doctor if it lasts longer than four hours.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +58

    Look, not gonna lie, the hard fanservice with Cloud and nearly every guy he came across just made my fangirl heart soar.

    • @leviandhisbae7375
      @leviandhisbae7375 2 роки тому +13

      My sister and I cannot stop talking about how much... subtle and NOT so subtle flirts were going on what with EVERY guy seemingly being into Cloud, we are still going crazy over all this actually happening and us NOT imagining it XD

    • @DanTheManGruen
      @DanTheManGruen Рік тому

      I’m just glad there are actually girls who like this game now, even if it’s only because of subtle homosexuality.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +2

      @@DanTheManGruen Plenty of girls have always liked FF7 long before that, lol. And even with the "subtle homosexuality" in Advent Children, for example, it was still considered a flop for Square Enix (which shocked me. I can understand the original, rushed version, but the Complete version was much better), so even that isn't all that's cared about. I won't lie and say the attractiveness of a bunch of guys isn't a selling point of the franchise now and SE has to know that. But the story and gameplay is also GOOD, especially with Remake. It's nice to have a good, story-driven game that isn't over the top difficult like the Souls series everyone raves about and doesn't require precision aiming with guns (a weapon choice I feel already alienates a lot of girls, especially as it's coupled with the image of toxic "gamer bros").
      In short, a lot of games have always been heavily targeted to guys, so I think this is why FF7's franchise has such a high female player base. It feels a little like something finally made with us in mind, without it being some condescending "girl game", like with Barbie or something 😅. Those are just my takes, though. Any ladies reading this, please feel free to chime in with your reasons on why FF7 pulled you in.

  • @Caiocsilveira
    @Caiocsilveira 4 роки тому +106

    "1% Seifer"
    Wait, now that you mention it...

    • @MichaelMarques
      @MichaelMarques 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, didn't see it until he mentioned it.

  • @animania1994
    @animania1994 4 роки тому +163

    I almost spat out my food when they showed Hojo as Shou Tucker

    • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
      @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 4 роки тому +16

      I watched a stream where the streamer is new to the game, the first thing she said when she saw Red XIII was "Is this a chimera? Ed... Ward...?"

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 роки тому +5

      Chiibiisuke I yelped. Out of a mixture of terror and disgust. And I haven’t even SEEN FMA, though I’ve been planning to. Just that one scene. And that’s enough. Similarly, I’ve never played any final fantasy games, I just know 7 via Team 4Star’s machinabridged series. But now that its been pointed out, i can’t unsee it: Hojo and Shou really ARE two black, oozing, disgusting peas in a pod.

  • @chewface
    @chewface 4 роки тому +133

    "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." I never expected Cloud to make me laugh so unexpectedly.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 4 роки тому +8

      He is just so thoroughly *done* throughout the entire crossdressing bit. lol He looks ready to kill someone during the dance number.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +3

      The fact that he added the "thank you", thus accepting the compliments, is what did me in!

  • @DvlAssassin42
    @DvlAssassin42 4 роки тому +36

    “Joe Dirt, 3rd Class”
    Totally got me on that one, haha

  • @andresgonzalez887
    @andresgonzalez887 4 роки тому +28

    DAMMM!! "Jhonny Bravo" was freaking accurate LOL!

  • @DarcMagus
    @DarcMagus 4 роки тому +180

    "One Winged Makosexual" LMAO!!!

  • @Deimos0VI
    @Deimos0VI 4 роки тому +181

    "Easy mode is too easy"
    Isn't that the point?

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 4 роки тому +9

      this is very common amongst journalists mostly, what they are actually trying to say is "Normal mode is to hard"

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 4 роки тому +1

      I think specifically for ff7r the issue is that if you want to play it in classic mode. So just selecting spells/ special attacks or items. The game auto defaults to easy mode. Probably because in those cases you let the AI do the in between fighting and it is not good enough to do harder modes.

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 4 роки тому +7

      I know right it’s gotta be one of the stupidest complaints for a game I ever heard

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah. It is a problem if a hard mode is too easy. Or easy mode is too hard. Like what the hell game journalists?

    • @bowserdragon777
      @bowserdragon777 4 роки тому +2

      if "easy" wasn't easy. then it wouldn't be "easy" lol

  • @uchihanomura693
    @uchihanomura693 4 роки тому +47

    "Bottom Bottom" ... pfft😂😂

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 роки тому +42

    That materia kid is basically FFXIII's Hope Estheim inserted into FVII.

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I'm thinking
      And he's so cute I love him

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому

      @@dafaqu694 I liked your comment before I read that second line. Chadley creeps me the hell out and I don't think he's human, lol.

    • @macrobethgaming973
      @macrobethgaming973 4 роки тому

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley If you clear all battle simulator missions (including the ones on hard mode), there will be an extra piece of plot explaining what Chadley is.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +1

      @@macrobethgaming973 Oh wow, you said "what", not "who", lol! This ought to be interesting and thank you for not spoiling it for me.

    • @creamncheese7761
      @creamncheese7761 3 роки тому

      Chadly is most likely a mix between Hope, Ignis, and I think they are reusing his model for that one character in FFXVI

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +245

    “rated s”
    *ah yes, it’s all coming together*

    • @fumeister0992
      @fumeister0992 4 роки тому +19

      @@USSAnimeNCC- no for sephiroth

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 роки тому +4

      Instantly decides to leave, because I haven't played this game nor the original.
      *returns back to the video*
      Me: "I forgot something!"
      *clicks "Like-Button*
      Me: "All better now. See you guys when I played that game!"

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML 4 роки тому +291

    "as Squre tries to extend what is realistically a 5 hour portion of the original game into a whole ass RPG" 😂😂 I felt that

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 4 роки тому +7

      Which is what scares me..

    • @PedroOliveira-sl6nw
      @PedroOliveira-sl6nw 4 роки тому +18

      Look at the bright side: if Midgar (5 hours) were [admissible] padded into 35. How long will the rest be? The original is 80 hours? 80 -5 = 75 75 * 7 = 525 hours for the remaining parts :D

    • @purpledawn2727
      @purpledawn2727 4 роки тому +26

      Which is what makes this game boring. Cramming a full game into 5 hours of story was a bad call. I wish they would've just added more of the story instead.

    • @ravador
      @ravador 4 роки тому +5

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Ehm... it won't be that long. Nomura is going to change everything anyways.

    • @thomasknapp6434
      @thomasknapp6434 4 роки тому +13

      @@PedroOliveira-sl6nw Eh, I think one thing that gets lost in the whole bit of nostalgia is that the original FF7 really wasn't a three-disc game other than technically. It terms of actual narrative advancement, Midgar alone took up a very large chunk of it. This remake could very easily be done in four games if they wanted to and not really have to cut anything other than the massive amounts of fluff that ironically padded out the original.
      That said, it's a Nomura-led project, so expect it to take ten games over the next fifteen years, six of them regarding unnecessary side stories and alternate timelines that don't really do anything but waste time.

  • @katyhenderson5210
    @katyhenderson5210 4 роки тому +19

    I can’t with the “Nailed it...” line from cloud 😂

  • @xemnasxiii3992
    @xemnasxiii3992 4 роки тому +44

    "Recycled Shiki"
    I like what you did there

    •  4 роки тому +3

      From The World Ends With You?

    • @kitewashere
      @kitewashere 4 роки тому +1

      @ you got it

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 4 роки тому +376

    I am once again asking for your Conker's Bad Fur Day Honest Trailer.

    • @forcelightningcable9639
      @forcelightningcable9639 4 роки тому

      MikDan 88 pretty sure they did that one

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 4 роки тому +1

      @@forcelightningcable9639 pretty sure they didn't

    • @xAKALISx
      @xAKALISx 4 роки тому

      N64 original or remake?

    • @melvinhernando45
      @melvinhernando45 4 роки тому +2

      DO Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

    • @TonyDeanEmbley
      @TonyDeanEmbley 4 роки тому

      Omfg yes. It'd be amazing.

  • @rossbrown6136
    @rossbrown6136 4 роки тому +311

    When Cloud was in the dress talking to Tifa and said “Nailed it! I know. Thank you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These characters have way more personality with this remake 👍

    • @pookiebear4444
      @pookiebear4444 4 роки тому +12

      Remember when women were the ones interested in dresses.
      Pepperidge farms remembers.

    • @davidcuadrado5690
      @davidcuadrado5690 4 роки тому +3

      @@pookiebear4444 Until ffxv where main characters were discussing bout... a dress

    • @kyohel3
      @kyohel3 4 роки тому +33

      I love this remake. And this game got my husband into the final fantasy series. After he beat the game. He's playing ff7 cc on psp right now. He's wondering when part 2 will come out. Haha my husband only complain about too many cut scenes but when the cut scenes come on. He tells me to shut up. Haha

    • @riggitystorm7331
      @riggitystorm7331 4 роки тому +5

      Probably one of my top favorite lines in this game

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 4 роки тому +3

      @@kyohel3 your husband must be hate Metal Gear Solid and Hideo Kojima

  • @muhammadafif2140
    @muhammadafif2140 4 роки тому +51

    I'm had terrible stomach ache after they named jessie as 'power thirst' 😂😂😂

  • @misused4242
    @misused4242 4 роки тому +202

    "As Nomura shows his hand by adding the heartless onto ffvii and turning sephiroth into xehanort." Straight facts, still like the game though.

    • @timschommer8548
      @timschommer8548 4 роки тому +21

      What are you talking about? They are CLEARLY dementors.

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 4 роки тому +19

      @@sub.sa.3058 I'm a KH fan but when I saw that boss I was like, that's not a FF type of boss. What's worse is that it just sits in the background taunting you. Theres definitely people overreacting about it though, I'm not gonna hate a whole game because of like 5-10% of it is nonsense.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 4 роки тому +10

      Let’s be honest the PS1 era villians of Final Fantasy are all rather nonsensical in terms of motivating. Nomura didn’t really have to do anything to make him as such.

    • @GilgameshofBabylon
      @GilgameshofBabylon 4 роки тому +3

      I like to think it's a Legacy of Kain situation. They did time-travel really well in those games despite a few oddities. (Looking at you Blood Omen 2).

    • @misused4242
      @misused4242 4 роки тому +7

      @@thelinedrive for me it's like when I think of the world of ff7, I dont think these people can just travel into a different dimension and fight fate. I didnt mind the whispers at first cause I thought they were just there to represent the lifestream of the planet trying to maintain the timeline to protect itself maybe, but the arbiter of fate is so random for this world.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 4 роки тому +74

    "Shou Tucker"
    My PTSD: ***TRIGGERED***

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 4 роки тому +2

      Nina and Alexander will not be happy 😢

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 роки тому +3

      I almost never say/type something like this, but, F that guy 😡

  • @FEARitself100
    @FEARitself100 4 роки тому +10

    The fact you acknowledged wedge's VA in his joke title was amazing

  • @zachjennings5320
    @zachjennings5320 4 роки тому +18

    "You just got Nomura'd" Ahahaha I'm both laughing and crying

  • @Madchimpz
    @Madchimpz 4 роки тому +82

    I'm glad everyone is acknowledging Biggs looks like Charlie Sheen, specifically in that Hot Shots movie.

    • @ClulssCrs3310
      @ClulssCrs3310 4 роки тому +2

      I think that they even sound the same

    • @gambitbullet
      @gambitbullet 4 роки тому +4

      It's been acknowledged that it's Platoon iirc

    • @phasevariance9003
      @phasevariance9003 4 роки тому +2

      That was done on purpose

    • @Grimm-Gaming
      @Grimm-Gaming 4 роки тому +3

      @@gambitbullet Yeah i immeditedly thought of platoon sheen. also Chocobo sam is Sam Elliot

    • @deepseavalkyrie559
      @deepseavalkyrie559 4 роки тому

      Yes!

  • @AlboGangsta7
    @AlboGangsta7 4 роки тому +199

    "I've come up with a new materia!" not gonna lie that made me laugh really hard

    • @jinserwham9973
      @jinserwham9973 4 роки тому +7

      Its great, its a reference to FFXV

    • @terminalarch6767
      @terminalarch6767 4 роки тому +1

      same here, lol

    • @linkemoon
      @linkemoon 4 роки тому

      That was my favourite 😂

    • @babyws18
      @babyws18 4 роки тому

      Me too! Nice reference there!

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 4 роки тому +1

      Same, I love FFXV so much and Iggy is literally the best character in that game.

  • @handoyobrewster1073
    @handoyobrewster1073 4 роки тому +6

    I still remember when i had that particular fight, my friend asked me what the hell is Mr. Worldwide doing

  • @newman12340
    @newman12340 4 роки тому +14

    "The deepest V "
    I lost it

    • @L4zyC4t
      @L4zyC4t 3 роки тому

      same, it's the only nickname that made me laugh

  • @averageman579
    @averageman579 4 роки тому +126

    The 'Power Thirst', 'Johnny Bravo', and 'post-puberty Yozora' got me lol

    • @ggg21201
      @ggg21201 4 роки тому +7

      It was the "I owe you a pizza" and "One winged Mako-Sexual" that got me lol

    • @charlesgoldt7943
      @charlesgoldt7943 4 роки тому +1

      1-percent Seifer did it for me ^^

    • @thehandsomedevil6399
      @thehandsomedevil6399 4 роки тому +2

      'Power Thirst' got me as well. Seriously, Jessie makes it painfully obvious that she wants to be on "cloud' 9 in more ways than one.

    • @vigo2669
      @vigo2669 4 роки тому +1

      For me it was "Joe Dirt 3rd Class".

  • @jaredwalley5692
    @jaredwalley5692 4 роки тому +58

    "Shou Tucker"
    Oof... felt that one.

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 4 роки тому +6

    That "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" one must've went waaaay over some heads, because that one was HILARIOUS to me. 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't catch it but now that I'm reading your comment, that is GOLD! I think it was the honest trailer for the original FF7 that they did a hilarious bit with calling her "Aeristhsthsth", lol!

  • @wanderingpaladin4927
    @wanderingpaladin4927 2 роки тому +9

    As someone who had never played the original, I really enjoyed the remake. I'm currently playing the original, and though I do love it I think the way the remake was done is a better fit for a modern RPG considering that most RPGs nowadays have lots of dialogue and exploring between plot points, whereas the original FFVII, though it does have some parts like that also tends to jump from one plot point to another quite abruptly (I say this as someone who grew up on modern RPGs, so I'm more used to the way modern games are formatted)

  • @sora123aqua3
    @sora123aqua3 4 роки тому +136

    *7 minute trailer for Final fantasy 7*
    I see what you did there.

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +26

    5:07
    "Nailed it. I know."
    10/10 game of the year.

  • @netimarneto6473
    @netimarneto6473 4 роки тому +13

    "Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on."
    I died👏😂

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 4 роки тому

      Nope. We are never moving on. This is the thing forever and you have to live with that.

  • @dessfred
    @dessfred 4 роки тому +8

    Finished the storyline last night. Yeah, its practically Kingdom Heart now. How they gonna explain the reset of all these godlike powers in part 2 now?

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 4 роки тому +137

    The Bouncer was legit though, totally would play a remake.

    • @jjbb84x
      @jjbb84x 4 роки тому +4

      It should have been multiplayer. Içd love for a remake to somehow rectify that!

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure the only reason people want it this way is to see Dominique in spread eagle again. XD

    • @binglee8000
      @binglee8000 4 роки тому

      Randy Longstreet indeed

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 роки тому +1

      @@mesousagaby740 ..., you're not wrong.

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 4 роки тому +1

      @@thelaughingrouge Yeah, that game was secretly fap material.

  • @thelengedaryhero6900
    @thelengedaryhero6900 4 роки тому +93

    Say, "Gun skills are effective against those that are weak to guns."

  • @JT-ll9sg
    @JT-ll9sg 4 роки тому +16

    “Instead of looking at what it once was, start looking at it for what it could be” Imma start using that, best quote ever

  • @MarcelloGarini
    @MarcelloGarini 4 роки тому +14

    * snaps finger * "I've come up with a new materiah!"
    I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE. AND I LOVE IT

  • @avikmahfuz2894
    @avikmahfuz2894 4 роки тому +71

    a common misconception is that cloud is a tsundere but he, in reality, is a kuudere(cold on the outside but secretly caring), a true tsundere would be squall from ff8

    • @saynotop2w
      @saynotop2w 4 роки тому +1

      The more you know!

    • @_jumbo9961
      @_jumbo9961 4 роки тому +1

      What's a tsundere

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 роки тому +1

      @@_jumbo9961 It's weeb speek

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 роки тому +2

      @@_jumbo9961 someone who's aggressive and mean on the outside and caring on the inside.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 роки тому +7

      @Venraef as the original comment mentioned, kuudere is cold and avoidant on the outside and caring on the inside. Tsundere will call you a moron and loudly deny that they care, kuudere will just seem indifferent.

  • @a.trance6997
    @a.trance6997 4 роки тому +209

    Okay the Mike Tyson part is funny af.

  • @davindamico1759
    @davindamico1759 4 роки тому +4

    The Internet needs "I nailed it, I know, moving on" quote from you!

  • @Justin-ou5yo
    @Justin-ou5yo 4 роки тому +6

    "TIFA STOP STANDING IN THE AOE" bro I felt that

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 роки тому +116

    "The Original Tsundere"
    Im dying😂😂😂

    • @jacek107ify
      @jacek107ify 4 роки тому +5

      Cloud is kuudere though..

  • @97dusk
    @97dusk 4 роки тому +287

    “You owe me a pizza!”
    That line almost ruined the entire moment. Jessie’s death had me crying, but Cloud randomly turning into Roxas (“Who else will I have ice cream with?”) almost caused me to burst out laughing! lmao

    • @genesisrhapsodos284
      @genesisrhapsodos284 4 роки тому +33

      It actually made me feel better. But tbh I was only crying because Tifa did

    • @noobstoise1024
      @noobstoise1024 4 роки тому +6

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking thia.

    • @Archelaus_v
      @Archelaus_v 4 роки тому +2

      I hated that whole sequence - it was annoying walking around with cats

    • @simonr344
      @simonr344 4 роки тому +66

      It was intentional I think. Cloud spends a lot of the game trying to act cool like a SOLDIER would but failing. This was him trying to comfort Jessie and just coming across like a dork.

    • @jordansloan417
      @jordansloan417 4 роки тому +4

      Hey now, both scenes were great!

  • @MiyreaZED
    @MiyreaZED 4 роки тому +8

    "Recycled Shiki Design" I choked omg I love it and I can unsee it
    God plz do Honest TWEWY

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому

      That's where I've heard that name before! I only played TWEWY once so I'd forgotten that was the girl's name (and she appears in KH3D).

  • @johnnyfroggo7361
    @johnnyfroggo7361 4 роки тому +8

    Please say: "This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."

  • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
    @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 роки тому +169

    Please say "I'm not a weeb, I'm the whole otaku convention"

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 роки тому +7

      Relatable

    • @danveitch4258
      @danveitch4258 4 роки тому

      Why is Tifa standing in the aoe?.. you're supposed to be the one playing Tifa.

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 роки тому

      What's an aoe? I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 4 роки тому

      @@mikhailvarkovsky4150 It's okay! aoe = area of effect. It basically means an area that has an effect going on in it. If it is an aoe that damages you, it's one you should probably generally get out of unless you wanna take damage for some reason(s).

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 4 роки тому +1

      Oh nice. Now I get it, thanks

  • @vaneck619
    @vaneck619 4 роки тому +36

    LMFAO at "Mr. Worldwide"... I'm surprised that i didn't see the similarity myself.

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 4 роки тому

      Same. I almost spit out my water when I heard it.

    • @gemlynbotones3028
      @gemlynbotones3028 4 роки тому

      When I saw Rude's design before release, I already thought he's Pitbull lol.

  • @Sledgehammer78
    @Sledgehammer78 4 роки тому

    Came for a Topper Harley reference. Was not disappointed. Thank you so much!

  • @thechance6115
    @thechance6115 4 роки тому

    Love these videos, it was a real joy when i figured out you can have the game upgrade your weapons automatically so i dont have to waste my time doing that, but on that note ive already 100% it and ready for the next.

  • @DarkLordofTheRizz
    @DarkLordofTheRizz 4 роки тому +29

    I feel "One-Winged Makosexual" on a spiritual level, lmao

  • @roastedninga7900
    @roastedninga7900 4 роки тому +64

    Please say: Feel the wrath of my snuggle puppies.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 роки тому +9

    Sora's design was heavily influenced by the the main character from The Bouncer

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 4 роки тому +2

      Heavily influenced? Theyre pretty much identical 😂😂😂

  • @ZairotOne
    @ZairotOne 4 роки тому +6

    When you said The Bouncer remake, I felt that, cuz I wanted that too. :D

  • @senpaitxng
    @senpaitxng 4 роки тому +39

    4:02 I'm still waiting for that pizza

  • @HeresWhyItsCool
    @HeresWhyItsCool 4 роки тому +23

    "Black Mega Man!" Yeah, now that you mention it....

  • @angelssanchezluna2179
    @angelssanchezluna2179 3 роки тому +1

    "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" is something 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gestaltechelon4195
    @gestaltechelon4195 4 роки тому

    5:57 Mr. Worldwide 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love the Pitbull ref 😂

  • @ninotimarac1701
    @ninotimarac1701 4 роки тому +44

    "Black Mega Man"
    Ok you got me. Have my like

  • @redacted8846
    @redacted8846 4 роки тому +122

    Glad this came out so fast. Now time for a xenogears honest game trailer.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 4 роки тому +4

      I..i.. cannot believe it happened. I totally support your idea. Anything could happen

    • @Crimsongambit
      @Crimsongambit 4 роки тому +3

      Yes!!! Xenogears, pls!!!!

    • @chomama1012
      @chomama1012 4 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't mind them finally doing doom eternal

    • @waylontfd3076
      @waylontfd3076 4 роки тому +2

      If only Bandai Namco wasn’t such a hoarder- Time to settle for Xenoblade Definitive Edition-

    • @demonlordomegaacepilot7090
      @demonlordomegaacepilot7090 4 роки тому +1

      They still need to make part 2 and 3 its not ove ryet save ur money

  • @MyBesso
    @MyBesso 4 роки тому +2

    The bouncer was one of the first PS2 games I got along with Ring of Red.... may be the best brawler I've ever played I'd love a remake of that!

  • @actualmadscientist
    @actualmadscientist 4 роки тому +22

    "My A.I. companions keep standing in the fire"
    Me: * Laughs in Xenoblade*

  • @jonathanhatty
    @jonathanhatty 4 роки тому +14

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought Kyrie looks like shiki from TWEWY

  • @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319
    @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 4 роки тому +1

    The summons being playable characters was done in FFX also. That and the fact that summoning was basically turned into a character class and only Yuna could do it were the things I liked most about that game.

  • @davidcohen_
    @davidcohen_ Рік тому

    You got me there with "Black Megaman" 😂

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 4 роки тому +52

    Spoilers: Cloud is blond

  • @alexielknight
    @alexielknight 4 роки тому +40

    "You owe me a pizza" omg I never laughed so hard at a scene that nearly made me cry just a few days before XD.

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki 4 роки тому +3

      Context is everything....

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 4 роки тому +6

      The only thing I could think was:
      "Who else will I have ice cream with?"
      (In a good way)

    • @MatsuoTanuki
      @MatsuoTanuki 4 роки тому +1

      @@daniellins4114 That's actually in line, since in both cases the lines being referenced draw attention to the bittersweet realization the best moments between these groups of people who only had a short time to bond involved sharing food.

    • @lootcat1230
      @lootcat1230 4 роки тому +2

      Im actually surprised Jessie wasn't trying to get cloud to bone her right there too. She tried every other second she got, she was thirsty.

  • @RazgrizIV
    @RazgrizIV 4 роки тому

    Bouncer section... killed me. I love you.

  • @dontmindme5879
    @dontmindme5879 4 роки тому

    Ooooooooooo at the mike tyson joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I aintnlaugged this hard at the starting section in a while

  • @RaymondTywaif
    @RaymondTywaif 4 роки тому +4

    omg real tea, some of the honest descriptions are so true! The tea about Nomura making the story more convoluted with time-travelling(confirmed? idk) plot, heartless-esque watchers and Xehanort Sephiroth lmao, I really thought of that ngl and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it. The references used for the characters are so on point too, my favs are - Megaman ref "Black Megaman", FF15 ref "I've come up with a new Materia", TWEWY ref "Recycled Shiki design", RPDR ref? "Andrea you staya", freaking "Mr Worldwide" Pitbull ref too real I can't, FMA ref "Shou Tucker".

  • @DavidCastro-rw9lb
    @DavidCastro-rw9lb 4 роки тому +37

    "Bottom Bottom"
    Weird, I remember playing this with a super saiyan.

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh 4 роки тому +26

    "In a move clearly designed to make those who gave this game 10/10 admit that Kingdom Hearts is actually good."
    Me: NEVER!

    • @PrinceVinc
      @PrinceVinc 4 роки тому +1

      @Easter Fools to late and KH3 had at least better Gameplay xD

  • @tiduswordplayer
    @tiduswordplayer 4 роки тому +3

    I lost it at “Black Megaman”😂😂😂

  • @shawnshuman9460
    @shawnshuman9460 4 роки тому +72

    "Finally delivers the game people have been screeching about on forums for over a decade" weeeell until the last few hours.

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 4 роки тому +12

      Shawn Shuman But if you don’t like it, you’re just a hater. This game is a MASTERPIECE!!! Jokes aside, I feel that FF7R fans are being kinda hypocrites. I bet they made fun KH fans for liking the story of the game, now they are getting the same in their game and is suddenly great storytelling.

    • @GuitarJester89
      @GuitarJester89 4 роки тому +18

      Well, Its more like the last 30 minutes. That's really the only major difference. As for their comment about Sephiroth being like Xehanort. That's how it always was. Everytime you saw him in the first game, It wasnt his body. He would use Jenova to take form. And we knew their were remnants with Jenova cells as well. But they never went much into them in the original. The first time you actually see Sephiroths real body in the original game is when Cloud hands over the black materia at the promised land. Even when Aerith gets killed. Sephiroths mind, Jenovas body.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove 4 роки тому +17

      @@ssantos88 I basically agree, I actually took time to read some of the reviews people were leaving and they were literally giving 0's because they didn't like the very last part of the game, not that all of em are like that but, is it really a 0 if you enjoyed the hell out of 99% of the game?

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 4 роки тому +11

      KeeperOfDGroove Those people are clearly over exaggerating. Regardless of the ending, a lot of people still enjoy the game overall. Giving it a zero is just petty.

    • @KeeperOfDGroove
      @KeeperOfDGroove 4 роки тому +4

      @@ssantos88 And I agree, it is petty, you enjoy the rest of the game and just that one part is enough to make it a 0? Totally petty, i'm just happy I finally get myself some more Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to enjoy, oh and I suppose Barret as well :-p

  • @MistaCasslaVideoGames
    @MistaCasslaVideoGames 4 роки тому +37

    Haha the Bouncer Remake dude that’s a throw back holy moly 😂

    • @jamo06
      @jamo06 4 роки тому +3

      Mista Cassla I would purchase

    • @marcusmcmillon9305
      @marcusmcmillon9305 4 роки тому +4

      First game I had on ps2....

    • @LinyLavi
      @LinyLavi 4 роки тому +1

      The Struggler saaaame

  • @brunc1988
    @brunc1988 Рік тому

    that "starring" part got me..hahaha

  • @lawrencefitzgerald4744
    @lawrencefitzgerald4744 4 роки тому +1

    I watched this whole video _just_ to see the names at the end! Wasn't disappointed!
    "Mike Tyson trying to say Aeris" had me in tears!
    "Black MegaMan"
    Thanks. I needed that!

  • @xDigitalMonster
    @xDigitalMonster 4 роки тому +7

    “I’ve come up with a new Materia” I WHEEZED

  • @markhenrykern
    @markhenrykern 4 роки тому +50

    Uh... I feel like I’m the only one when he said “the bouncer remake” was like “I’d totally play that!”

    • @Memnoch_the_Devil
      @Memnoch_the_Devil 4 роки тому +3

      Azure Knight you're definitely not. Depending on the play style I would too

    • @bulbafett5001
      @bulbafett5001 4 роки тому +4

      I remember renting it and a PS2 from Blockbuster for a weekend, only to find out they didn't include a memory card. And having to keep it on and or paused the entire time till victory. Was amazing.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 4 роки тому

      Nah, I'd play that.

    • @thomasheasman9981
      @thomasheasman9981 4 роки тому +2

      It was a great game! I rented it from blockbuster too 😂

    • @lupussolitarus536
      @lupussolitarus536 4 роки тому

      I sure as hell would!!