Yeah, there are a lot of cases, where the AI either fails to notice that something is a joke or can't interpret the text correctly. If you google "do cats lay eggs?" in German the highlighted sentence on the first results will say yes, because the algorithm hasn't noticed, that the text is talking about a parasite that targets cats and not cats themselves. Something like the last post is even harder for an algorithm to catch, because there are a lot of sources, that say, that there is no African country, that starts with a "K". The algorithm doesn't know that this is a deliberate lie to bait people into mentioning Kenya so you can answer "Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth" so it thinks that a bunch of sources claim that it is true.
Not sure if this is true or not but I remember someone saying that that article was translated from a language which spells Kenya without a K, which would make sense I think
"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.
Yeah it's not the dumbest question here, that's for sure. I mean I'm pretty sure everyone googled "wtf is a cloud and where is The Cloud" when everyone started talking about clouds a decade or two ago.
@@wrathguy Well when you access data on the internet, you're accessing servers (computers that are sending you information basically). The data is stored somewhere in the world, physically. But it's not all in one place, which has been confusing to some people. Before the internet, there were smaller networks between computers, or networks that students could all access at a university for example, but it was much easier to determine where the data you were accessing was from.
This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video
I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.
i literally do the same thing. i constantly search things like “how make bread” and “why cat purr” with no regard for proper grammar and it works just fine
To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters," that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.
I work in the eating disorder field and I volunteer with addiction recovery and harm reduction, so I'm used to seeing the help is available thing. I'm actually shocked when I google something that doesn't bring that up.
i often get so invested in really obscure topics that i sort of forget how niche they really are and start googling stuff abt them using *very* general terms without any further specification and just expect google to know what the hell im talking about
As a writer, I am definitely no stranger to googling day in and day out. From the most horrifying facts on the internet to the dumbest shite imaginable.
Throwback to the time I searched, "How long does it take for a person to drown?" for a character death scene, and Google answered with the telephone number of a suicide prevention hotline.
@@Panthergirl_8I had to search that too. Lots of stuff about that what it's like to drown in freezing cold water. I also once had to Google "what does it feel like to be burned alive" i am not taking questions on this
It happened to my friend who aced his english tests too. "How are you so smart in english?" He showed his Google Search "What is the term for the day after tomorrow?" He's now Googling "why ghost hosts houses" in japanese.
My ONLY beef with young people these days is their refusal to use a set theoretical approach to pasta classification. Everything else is dandy, just get a grip on your subsets and supersets.
@@LilacDeiji I respect you for leaving your original answer there for everyone to see. It made me smile, reminding me of how often I myself am convinced I have an answer right, only to find out I had overlooked something obvious.
@@LilacDeiji Alpha Centauri is the second closest star *system* to Earth. It made up of 3 stars, Proxima Centauri, Alpha Centauri A, and Toliman. Proxmia is the second closest star to the Earth, then Alpha Centauri, and then Toliman.
My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"
I forgot the word overalls and searched for pants that are also a shirt. I got a shirt with a picture of pants on it, which honestly gave me a pretty good laugh.
I keep my phone on vibrate all the time but I'll change message notification to that just so I can forget about it and in a year the future me is confused as hell@@YexprilesteR
1:11 I can relate to this, honestly. Sometimes when things are feeling very bleak, I just sit down and search "How to stay hopeful even when things are difficult" and such
2:44 that is easily the most terrifying/unnerving/entertaining rendition of *skullemojiiii* that we've seen yet Edit: the 💀 chain was totally intentional
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp February 29th (aka Leap Year) is considered a special day as normally there are 365 days in a year, but the Earth doesn't actually take 365 days to revolve around the sun, but rather 365.25 days, meaning that every 4 years, the calendar will have an extra day, which is February 29th. It's the least common birthday as a person being born February 29th can only happen every 4 years.
A fresh diagnosis, straight from the medical farm. They actually grow some normal food there too, but of course no apples-since those always use metal in their chassises, they always fall off the tree before they're ripe.
I was too busy thinking about what to make for dinner, so I googled "Broccoli in vegetables", as if I expected broccoli to be an ingredient of some other vegetable
I once googled “what does the sun smell like?” because I watched a movie where someone told someone else they smelled like the sun and I really wanted to know what that would be like…💀
@@gonnfishy2987 haha how fascinating What’s strange is that apparently even if the sun where to have a smell it is made up of odourless chemicals and wouldn’t actually smell like anything. But I love what the certain people have told you far more…
I mean, people don’t realise or want to admit we’re animals too and cows being mammals and is being mammals makes us even closer, so basic biology tragically seems too difficult for too many of you…
I wish I had Googled this so I could properly contribute, but it might amuse someone to hear that in uni, when I was about 20, I went to class drunk once. I asked the guy next to me (who I was casual friends with) "why are shift and caps lock different keys?" Or at least I think it was shift and caps lock, it was definitely two keys that were similar but obviously had their own uses. The guy was really taken aback and was like "uh...because they do different things?" I still think about that sometimes and wonder how my drunk brain came up with that.
Only slightly dumb actually! Originally mechanical typewriters had a "shift lock" that, when pressed with shift, locked the key down, so in fact it was a sort of modifier to shift (which is itself a modifier) There's also the angle that you don't actually need caps lock since nobody likes reading YELLING TEXT ALL THE TIME so we basically don't do it any more, and in the occasions you do, holding shift on modern keyboards is far easier than in the old mechanical typewriters.
This is a rabbit hole, be warned: "Is rum vegan" Backstory: I was actually interested in trying Air Up, and my monkey brain got distracted looking through the flavours. One caught my eye: Vegan Mojito. This interested me, as I figured mojitos were vegan. What were the ingredients? Something like lemon, lime, mint, rum. Of course fruit and mint are vegan, so this lead to the above search. Turns out it actually said Virgin Mojito.
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a perfectly legitimate question because depending on who you ask, the 90s ended in either 1999 or 2000. (And then others will say the 90s ended in 2001 but that's for other non calendar related reasons)
I once looked up "how many seconds are in one second" when I was bored in school. It came up with "60" as its answer. After Googling that again, it now says "1" like it should.
He didn’t even sing it right he said “around the world, around the wooorld” but it’s actually pronounced “Around the world, Arrround the wooorld” the second “around” is supposed to be said quickly after the first “world”, meh not that big of a deal
i just found out my grandma's cat passed away and as soon as i got done crying my eyes out i see this video. It made me giggle and laugh and now im not crying anymore. Thank you matt ❤️
I once googled synonyms for the word "firefly" because I was *sure* there would be one that had to do with fire and bugs. I only realized how dumb it was upon finding the term "fireworm" I had even asked my family for synonyms and they didn't notice the problem.
I lost a friend yesterday and it’s been difficult. They just didn’t think it was best for us to stay together but I’m glad I get to watch these videos to cheer up at least a little.
I also went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the details of your situation, but changing small things in my routine and trying out new stuff has helped me a lot to overcome that. I don't know if the same thing will work to you, but I think it's worth trying
Once when i was around 9 i took my mums phone and googled "why is my cat so fluffy?? Is hy dying!? 😟😟" And when my mum looked through her search hostory she was like "tf?"
I've recently been learning Portuguese and the word for rainbow is "arco-íris" (color arc) and I was telling my teacher "it's interesting learning new languages and seeing them making names by explaining what they are. In English we just come up with names seemingly at random, like rainbow is... a bow... that comes after rain, oh wow."
I distinctly remember how over a year ago, my three most recent google searches were: - crab rave - til that some scientists theorize that the origin of life is just the inevitable outcome of thermodynamics to create entropy in the universe - catboy Sephiroth
My worst examples are running around trying to find something, like lets say a screwdriver, and I unironically sit down at my computer and nearly search "Where is my screwdriver?"
Sideshow Bob was checking the search history on our shared desktop computer and he very audibly shouted from the other room "No, Edna,cats can't drive!!!"
My best friend made a ridiculous one which she didn't even realise was stupid until she saw me crying with laughter behind her. The search was: "How much does 100g of cereal weigh"
3:08 I thought I’d look up that map of the most embarrassing google searches to see my state’s, but all it turned out to be was “Arby’s” Luckily, I also found a map on most popular google searches by states and I was much more satisfied with the result. It was “pizza bagel song sheet music”
What kinds of spices do gumdrops contain to make them taste so different from other candies?” The traditional gum drops use spices instead of fruit extracts or flavorings. You can usually find a mix of clove, anise, allspice, spearmint, cinnamon, wintergreen, peppermint and horehound. we have answers
hey matt, would love a video on inspirobot! here’s some of the best quotes i’ve gotten: 1: love hugs. love hoes. 2: finding true love can be like a pleasant commute to hell. 3: love cake. know shit. 5: *relatives* they want to bury you 6: please don’t join the illuminati 7: a brain makes you smarter 8: evil is free 9: look out! here comes pain! 10: shut up. as though you were a corpse. 11: don’t acquire life. acquire shrimps 12: misery is supposed to be healthy 13: if you will not make ex-boyfriends get arrested, it might not ever happen 14: laughter isn’t free 15: a punch in the face a day keeps the shadow people away
I looked up my brothers search history last night.
“How to acknowledge Squidward” 💀💀💀💀
what does that even mean
What was the answer?
@@irirjhrhr4645 💀
He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD!!! ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
@@flippanties ı asker him and he said “squidward is so depressing”
The last one is why AI needs some more testing before Google uses it to automate search results
Yeah, there are a lot of cases, where the AI either fails to notice that something is a joke or can't interpret the text correctly. If you google "do cats lay eggs?" in German the highlighted sentence on the first results will say yes, because the algorithm hasn't noticed, that the text is talking about a parasite that targets cats and not cats themselves.
Something like the last post is even harder for an algorithm to catch, because there are a lot of sources, that say, that there is no African country, that starts with a "K". The algorithm doesn't know that this is a deliberate lie to bait people into mentioning Kenya so you can answer "Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth" so it thinks that a bunch of sources claim that it is true.
Once i asked ai for a math question in which i answered 12. Ai said "sorry, but the correct answer is 12."
The worst thing is that this is an extract from a website, someone wrote that, it is not AI generated, just AI chosen I guess.
google is an AI feature.. all search engines are artificially intelligent
Not sure if this is true or not but I remember someone saying that that article was translated from a language which spells Kenya without a K, which would make sense I think
My dumb child brain thought that if I search "how do I find my 3DS", I would find it. But it didn’t work.
i forgot the word for a pot once so now "what do you call a deeper pan" is immortalized in my search history
wait literally same
Wait isn’t that in some video by now?
"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.
Yeah it's not the dumbest question here, that's for sure. I mean I'm pretty sure everyone googled "wtf is a cloud and where is The Cloud" when everyone started talking about clouds a decade or two ago.
@@Jupiter-Tbut i wasnt here two decades ago
@@SomeCowguy Ok...? What does that have do with it
Isn't it basically the transfer of data back and forth via frequencies? Or something like that
@@wrathguy Well when you access data on the internet, you're accessing servers (computers that are sending you information basically). The data is stored somewhere in the world, physically. But it's not all in one place, which has been confusing to some people. Before the internet, there were smaller networks between computers, or networks that students could all access at a university for example, but it was much easier to determine where the data you were accessing was from.
This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video
omg yaaas! 😂
I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.
Should just use x to research the dumbest things elie musk has said!
Photopea
It depends on the image format, for example png and vectors do have them, but GIF does not even though it supports transparency
I only have paint 3d 💀
@@The-0verseer That's an image editor, not an image format
I think you need sleep
Can you do odd Wikipedia articles? They’ve got some real gems. My favorites include “chicken powered nuclear bomb” and “infidelity among penguins”.
List of lists of lists
even better, check out "deleted articles with freaky titles". absolutely unhinged gloriousness
List of Sexually active Popes
Ohhhh I like this idea
"humsters" and "tarrare" are two of my favorites
Once I was writing historically accurate fanfiction, and instead of using my perfectly fine grammar and spelling, I typed in “prussia when”.
Did you get a useful answer, though?
@@arcanelore3791 I did
@@nadialam1202 -- Hel yea
Tbf that is how search queries tend to work, they're often more accurate when abbreviated beyond being actual grammatical questions like that
i literally do the same thing. i constantly search things like “how make bread” and “why cat purr” with no regard for proper grammar and it works just fine
To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters," that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.
They do mostly eat termites. It probably was just one scientist seeing one anteater go ham on an anthill and bam, now that is what they are known for.
Yeah, they mostly eat termites and can eat fruit from time to time
I appreciate the work you've spared me
Plus like, peanuts aren't nuts
True. I think of it like how milk snakes don’t drink milk and corn snakes don’t eat corn.
giggling at the fact i got this in the middle of a breakdown like HOW PERFECT IS THAT TIMING???
Perfect
we all need matt during a breakdown
Ikr??? He always uploads when I'm having a breakdown
I hope you are ok :)
I was totally empty and this appeared lmao
“why do gumdrops taste like that” and “how to know if I’m doing the right thing” are fair questions tbh and google broke at the end 😅😂
I got chills realising "who was that girl sitting in front of me on the bus" is a question Google could probably answer if it really wanted to.
Why did you make me realize that... I don't need to consciously think about the spy devices I use every day.
if only google didn't have the fingerprint-scanning nanobots visibly forming a swarm around everyone with chrome installed on their phone
@@brightblackhole2442 I was thinking of the GPS tracking connected to your Google account, but I admire your imagination.
How old somebody is when they are born has been a controversial topic recently on Korea I believe
@@JamesFodor Are you confused?
Me googling what I think are normal questions during my form class and the big "Help is available" thing pops up on my screen 💀💀
@MFischus I just closed the tab instantly so no one else sees
*laughs in writer*
I work in the eating disorder field and I volunteer with addiction recovery and harm reduction, so I'm used to seeing the help is available thing. I'm actually shocked when I google something that doesn't bring that up.
Me searching anything remotely close to 'how to tie a rope' or 'how to tie a knot'.
im a very curious person ok, i just wanted to know how long it would take for someone to drown i just wanted to KNOW 😒
i often get so invested in really obscure topics that i sort of forget how niche they really are and start googling stuff abt them using *very* general terms without any further specification and just expect google to know what the hell im talking about
As a writer, I am definitely no stranger to googling day in and day out. From the most horrifying facts on the internet to the dumbest shite imaginable.
Do you have some examples?
Throwback to the time I searched, "How long does it take for a person to drown?" for a character death scene, and Google answered with the telephone number of a suicide prevention hotline.
As a writer, I feel that 😂
@@Panthergirl_8I had to search that too. Lots of stuff about that what it's like to drown in freezing cold water.
I also once had to Google "what does it feel like to be burned alive" i am not taking questions on this
It happened to my friend who aced his english tests too.
"How are you so smart in english?"
He showed his Google Search "What is the term for the day after tomorrow?"
He's now Googling "why ghost hosts houses" in japanese.
The dumbest thing I’ve ever searched is “is spaghetti long pasta?”
No. Pasta is short spaghetti.
@@jamescoulson6610Jesus Christ my mind has been opened
Pasta is short spaghetti and spaghetti is long pasta.
I once asked my Italian teacher what the Italian word for "noodles" was.
Uh, I don't know, maybe PASTA???!!!
My ONLY beef with young people these days is their refusal to use a set theoretical approach to pasta classification. Everything else is dandy, just get a grip on your subsets and supersets.
Genuinely once googled “how many legs does a duck have?” while playing gartic phone
227 legs
for anyone curious, no, sex dolls were _not_ invented by hitler, they originated in france in the 1800s
yeah if you read the article, it only said...
something worse?
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But he did make some for his troops, needless to say, they weren’t very popular because of how embarrassing it was to have to carry them around
@@OnixAndToby Less Evil Facts About Hitler by, I honestly forget
@@OnixAndToby about twelve seconds on google
Really? I kinda figured it was invented earlier than that.
I've been subscribed to you for over a year, and I can honestly say you're one of the best channels I've ever discovered. Keep it up, Matt! 💀
Cheers mate!
@@Matt_Roseur so funny
Yeah your videos are great Matt
@@Matt_Rose ur so funny (2)
i ate a cat
"awkward as a noun" is definitely up there on my list of dumb shit I've googled
I once asked Siri what the closest star was to earth and she very helpfully told me it was the sun 🤦♀️
Alpha Centauri :)
Edit: *second* closest, after the sun
@@LilacDeiji I respect you for leaving your original answer there for everyone to see. It made me smile, reminding me of how often I myself am convinced I have an answer right, only to find out I had overlooked something obvious.
@@CocoWantsACracker Don’t take this the wrong way, but what do you mean?
@@LilacDeiji Alpha Centauri is the second closest star *system* to Earth. It made up of 3 stars, Proxima Centauri, Alpha Centauri A, and Toliman. Proxmia is the second closest star to the Earth, then Alpha Centauri, and then Toliman.
@@thescooshinator yup looked it up you're right :) though (don't know anything about this) don't they kinda orbit each other or sth?
My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler
He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"
You mean Grogu?
it makes sense there's no way he was 0 when he was born
@@Gotham-guardian-pls7tlike the alien child from American dad?
He had the tragic backstory of being born at an incredibly young age
i mean its a valid question, how long are yodas pregnant for.......... whats the species called?
1:13 "How to know if I'm doing the right thing" that is what everyone wants to know
A second Matt Rose video in a week! What have we done to deserve this? Matt, you don't know how badly I needed that laugh.
One time I looked up on google "what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way" Very Haunting 💀💀
thats not a dumb question honestly
no wait. im just dumb
Obvious. Front legs point up.
This is actually a super cool question for stuff like alien species design!
Just tried googling it, and it was one of the suggested searches. Guess we’re not the only ones who wondered
The Mickey Mouse question looks like one of those questions where you would say “ read that again but slower.”
I forgot the word overalls and searched for pants that are also a shirt.
I got a shirt with a picture of pants on it, which honestly gave me a pretty good laugh.
FOODS IRON IN RICH
As someone who wears overalls often, I like the idea of them being called pants that are also a shirt
@@The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf shants
@@JoeyJohnDoe688pirts
@@JoeyJohnDoe688 pirts??
2:44 That's by far the eeriest skull emoji I've ever heard, legitimately sent chills down my spine
Top 10 most unnerving 💀
I AM CHANGING MY PC'S TURNING OFF SOUND TO THAT
@@YexprilesteR Best news I've read all evening
@@Matt_Rose You are welcome Matt Brose ☠
I keep my phone on vibrate all the time but I'll change message notification to that just so I can forget about it and in a year the future me is confused as hell@@YexprilesteR
1:11 I can relate to this, honestly. Sometimes when things are feeling very bleak, I just sit down and search "How to stay hopeful even when things are difficult" and such
2:44
that is easily the most terrifying/unnerving/entertaining rendition of *skullemojiiii* that we've seen yet
Edit: the 💀 chain was totally intentional
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@@Distinguished_Owl is that in italics?
Also💀
Honestly, the least common birthday question genuinely sounded normal to me before I realized why it felt stupid.
Same
Can someone please explain
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp February 29th (aka Leap Year) is considered a special day as normally there are 365 days in a year, but the Earth doesn't actually take 365 days to revolve around the sun, but rather 365.25 days, meaning that every 4 years, the calendar will have an extra day, which is February 29th. It's the least common birthday as a person being born February 29th can only happen every 4 years.
@@PlayrR3D156 ohh thanks!
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp np!
00:30 the fact both of those were incorrect 😂😂😂
“Is Mickey Mouse a cat or dog” it’s a mouse duh
As a freshly diagnosed autistic person, "how to know if I am doing the right thing" hits very close to home
A fresh diagnosis, straight from the medical farm. They actually grow some normal food there too, but of course no apples-since those always use metal in their chassises, they always fall off the tree before they're ripe.
Relatable, but I’m 26 and at this point have just sort of accepted that I’m gonna make a fool of myself in every given social situation
How to answer correctly to this comment?
Cool pfp “no bias”
Nah, guys, that's just every person ever. Not everything is about autism.
I was too busy thinking about what to make for dinner, so I googled "Broccoli in vegetables", as if I expected broccoli to be an ingredient of some other vegetable
I was googling something about antlers and one of the "popular search" suggestions was "are antlers made of wood?"
"what do they call the pussy doctor" had me dead 💀
Fr fr
Gynecologist?
Would have been funnier if the answer was "veterinarian"
that was my nick name back in uni
I once asked google the vaguely phrased "Japanese detectives vs western detectives." What I got was a red and blue pie chart saying both in 50/50.
“Death was invented in 1989”
People in 1988: *literally Deadpool*
I once googled “what does the sun smell like?” because I watched a movie where someone told someone else they smelled like the sun and I really wanted to know what that would be like…💀
I have had certain people insist that clothes dried outside in the sun smell like the sun and are imbued with an otherworldly energy. 😅
@@gonnfishy2987 haha how fascinating
What’s strange is that apparently even if the sun where to have a smell it is made up of odourless chemicals and wouldn’t actually smell like anything.
But I love what the certain people have told you far more…
Like fire, I'm guessing
It's an XKCD.
“Acrid and pungent, like burning rubber.”
Randall Munroe
Love how google just says no when you ask if it's down
"Is google down?"
"No."
I once looked up “are birds animals?” Completely serious too 😂
I mean, people don’t realise or want to admit we’re animals too and cows being mammals and is being mammals makes us even closer, so basic biology tragically seems too difficult for too many of you…
I wish I had Googled this so I could properly contribute, but it might amuse someone to hear that in uni, when I was about 20, I went to class drunk once. I asked the guy next to me (who I was casual friends with) "why are shift and caps lock different keys?" Or at least I think it was shift and caps lock, it was definitely two keys that were similar but obviously had their own uses. The guy was really taken aback and was like "uh...because they do different things?" I still think about that sometimes and wonder how my drunk brain came up with that.
On a phone keyboard, they're combined, maybe that's where it came from
Only slightly dumb actually! Originally mechanical typewriters had a "shift lock" that, when pressed with shift, locked the key down, so in fact it was a sort of modifier to shift (which is itself a modifier)
There's also the angle that you don't actually need caps lock since nobody likes reading YELLING TEXT ALL THE TIME so we basically don't do it any more, and in the occasions you do, holding shift on modern keyboards is far easier than in the old mechanical typewriters.
@@SimonBuchanNzis it weird that i basically only use caps lock even if i only want to capitalize one letter
@@paulamarina04 yes
Oh god. I woke up hungover once, checked my search history, and it turns out I was frantically searching for my name.
WOW. You win!
"Where did I put that damn thing?!"
Some of my friends were bored in an art lesson, so they searched: Has Boris Johnson resigned?
He had resigned that day! That was how we found out! 😂
I once asked Google what DNA tastes like. Apparently if you gathered a large enough quantity of it, it would be *salty*.
I saw a video where someone did with with strawberries (by NileRed)
This is a rabbit hole, be warned:
"Is rum vegan"
Backstory: I was actually interested in trying Air Up, and my monkey brain got distracted looking through the flavours. One caught my eye: Vegan Mojito. This interested me, as I figured mojitos were vegan. What were the ingredients? Something like lemon, lime, mint, rum. Of course fruit and mint are vegan, so this lead to the above search.
Turns out it actually said Virgin Mojito.
Virgin Mojito? Pop a cherry in that to make it a regular mojito
I'll see myself out...
Well, if rum weren't vegan, a virgin mojito would definitely be a vegan mojito
That's not a rabbithole. It's barely even a pinhole.
Saving this
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"What's the least common birthday" is actually a really good question
3:04 dammit Matthew I don't have my headphones for this 😂😂💀
Everything else was fine? 💀
@@BrennoC_YT well yeah considering when I first watched this video my mom was in the room at the same time when I got to 3:04 😩
I burst out of laughing for that😭
@@GoofyGooberMarsmy parents were both in the car 😰
"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a perfectly legitimate question because depending on who you ask, the 90s ended in either 1999 or 2000. (And then others will say the 90s ended in 2001 but that's for other non calendar related reasons)
Depending on who you ask you say.....🤔
no that's the millennium not the '90s itself
I thought that was more of a cultural shift thing rather than a calendar thing
That’s like how some people will say 1990 was still part of the 1980s.
If the 90s is supposed to be the last decade of the 20th century, then yes, it's 1991 - 2000
one time i genuinely looked up “where did it go please i cannot find it” expecting an answer
spoiler alert, i didn’t get one
I once looked up "how many seconds are in one second" when I was bored in school. It came up with "60" as its answer.
After Googling that again, it now says "1" like it should.
Ty matt for posting. I spent the majority of today at the hospital and doctors office. Ty for making me smile
ahh you alright??
Feel better soon! 😊
@@j.ul1etti have an infection in my ear causing me to bleed/ a mix of blood and some weird liquid to constantly run out of my ear
@@Matt_Rosetysm mate!
I am Dutch and I understand "what zodiac sign is libra" because it is Weegschaal.
It just means they forgot to ask it in their own language.
Needing the lyrics for an older Daft Punk song is like needing a transcript for Jack's novel in the Shining
He didn’t even sing it right he said “around the world, around the wooorld” but it’s actually pronounced “Around the world, Arrround the wooorld” the second “around” is supposed to be said quickly after the first “world”, meh not that big of a deal
@@The_Foxy2039VR Does he even Daft Punk?
@@animal_empyre idk
I was once really tired and in a lot of pain, which was reflected in the moment I googled "can leg pain be caused by pain?"
1:47 I'm pretty sure those are pictures of wallabies, so Google's not doing much better here
I think everyone already googled searched google once
I already googled “google” on apple safari and got confused on why was I already on google
Nah, you just have problems
Everytime
I actually use it to get to Google main page, because it's not my opening site. I put it in chromes address bar and click the first result 😂
According to the IT Crowd, if you type Google into Google, you break the internet.
i just found out my grandma's cat passed away and as soon as i got done crying my eyes out i see this video. It made me giggle and laugh and now im not crying anymore. Thank you matt ❤️
im so sorry :((
Cats truly are man’s second best friend…sorry to hear tgat
I once googled synonyms for the word "firefly" because I was *sure* there would be one that had to do with fire and bugs.
I only realized how dumb it was upon finding the term "fireworm"
I had even asked my family for synonyms and they didn't notice the problem.
3:53 Hey google, kenya not please? thank you
Kenya and Kuwait:huh I do exist
@@CWADgeirkuwait ain't in africa bruz
I lost a friend yesterday and it’s been difficult. They just didn’t think it was best for us to stay together but I’m glad I get to watch these videos to cheer up at least a little.
I'm sorry to hear that hope you can find small joys like this to keep going
Sorry that your friend died but you shouldn't be posting shit like this on UA-cam, trying to gain fame from someone's passing.
When I read the first sentence I thought you meant he died.
@@Cenn_Devel I just put “lost” because I was struggling how to describe it lol but no they are not dead we just stopped being friends
I also went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the details of your situation, but changing small things in my routine and trying out new stuff has helped me a lot to overcome that. I don't know if the same thing will work to you, but I think it's worth trying
3:56 "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes."
- Jamal
Once when i was around 9 i took my mums phone and googled "why is my cat so fluffy?? Is hy dying!? 😟😟" And when my mum looked through her search hostory she was like "tf?"
HELP ME XDXDXDXD
1:42 F I L M
F I L M
Ok but knowing how inaccurate some animal names can be, it's not so stupid to ask what anteater's eat.
Jellyfish is not fish made if jelly 😔
@@SmellySmellyou’re saying SpongeBob lied to me?
Peacock mantis shrimp not being any of the animals in its name:
@@xenodragon77 English taxonomical names really suck.
@@xenodragon77 Same with panda ants
3:35 correction, Death was invented in 1984 and stopped production in 2001.
Bruh I literally thought of them when looking at that part 😂
(Rip Chuck Schuldiner)
@@AutumnGemKitty???
@@MagicRhymes1 Death was the name of a metal band that went on from 1984-2001 and disbanded when frontman Chuck Schuldiner sadly passed away
It ended on September 11
I've recently been learning Portuguese and the word for rainbow is "arco-íris" (color arc) and I was telling my teacher "it's interesting learning new languages and seeing them making names by explaining what they are. In English we just come up with names seemingly at random, like rainbow is... a bow... that comes after rain, oh wow."
Not me at 0:49 yelling “THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD QUESTION’ and googling it immediately.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how matt
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For real, I really love how Matt just always
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i love when matt decides to
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I distinctly remember how over a year ago, my three most recent google searches were:
- crab rave
- til that some scientists theorize that the origin of life is just the inevitable outcome of thermodynamics to create entropy in the universe
- catboy Sephiroth
My worst examples are running around trying to find something, like lets say a screwdriver, and I unironically sit down at my computer and nearly search "Where is my screwdriver?"
Sideshow Bob was checking the search history on our shared desktop computer and he very audibly shouted from the other room
"No, Edna,cats can't drive!!!"
1:07 That would be a sick insult though, “i bet you’ve wondered if I’ve could expire”
I’ve. Yes, I always wonder if i can expire.
Death?
I have to google "Bob Dylan" every few months because I keep forgetting if he is dead or still alive.
I once googled “How to type.” As I was typing, Not my smartest night.
It reminds me of the roblox meme with the noob saying 'how do i type'
well there could be _better_ ways to type
My best friend made a ridiculous one which she didn't even realise was stupid until she saw me crying with laughter behind her. The search was:
"How much does 100g of cereal weigh"
"Annoying orange without face" took a minute to really sink in but once it did I had a laughing fit/existential crisis at the same time
I needed this so badly right now, you may have actually saved what’s left of my sanity. Going to google “how does Matt Rose know?” now.
3:08 I thought I’d look up that map of the most embarrassing google searches to see my state’s, but all it turned out to be was “Arby’s” Luckily, I also found a map on most popular google searches by states and I was much more satisfied with the result. It was “pizza bagel song sheet music”
3:48 What? Google brainfarted.
it's an AI response i think
Yeah that's ai 😂
@@hhhh82useronce the AI told me September 7th was 11 days away. It was September 10th.
@@sillygoober.01ais don't just have access to time, hope you know that
I searched this up and it also said there weren’t any Ks
Some of my most recent Google searches that are vaguely amusing include “yoko ono screaming”, “can humans feel wet”, and “dog bed for humans”.
I'm pretty sure this guy is actually an alien with a human pet.
The pet is probably Yoko Ono.
Googling “am I doing a good job?” Sounds like something I’d do in a stress dream.
Exceptional smooth brain moment:
“What year did _Mothra_ (1961) release?”
Hey Matt! How about covering something like ‘strangest / most obscure video game achievements’ in a video?
"what temperature do teeth burn at"
"can you get high by snorting melatonin"
"can cockatiels eat humans"
2:15 …Didn’t think that through, huh? 😂
0:32 knew immediately what was meant by "why do gumdrops taste like that" and now want an answer.
Same. I must know.
I kinda want an answer too
What kinds of spices do gumdrops contain to make them taste so different from other candies?” The traditional gum drops use spices instead of fruit extracts or flavorings. You can usually find a mix of clove, anise, allspice, spearmint, cinnamon, wintergreen, peppermint and horehound.
we have answers
"How to eat a meal and not be hungry before the next meal"= Eat more. Yeahhh.... what did I expect.
Just scraped my arm earlier, was crying in pain for a whole minute, then saw this upload.
I’m still crying but now I have Matt
oooft hope it heals soon!!
I also hope it heals soon but how tf do you cry over a scrape it’s not that bad.
I once nearly asked a search engine "have I ever eaten Turkish Delight?"
I once Googled the difference between the sentence ‘the Particles move’ versus the sentence ‘the particles don’t move’
hey matt, would love a video on inspirobot! here’s some of the best quotes i’ve gotten:
1: love hugs. love hoes.
2: finding true love can be like a pleasant commute to hell.
3: love cake. know shit.
5: *relatives* they want to bury you
6: please don’t join the illuminati
7: a brain makes you smarter
8: evil is free
9: look out! here comes pain!
10: shut up. as though you were a corpse.
11: don’t acquire life. acquire shrimps
12: misery is supposed to be healthy
13: if you will not make ex-boyfriends get arrested, it might not ever happen
14: laughter isn’t free
15: a punch in the face a day keeps the shadow people away
“Pleasant commute to hell” 💀
3:05 No that's brilliant ingenuity.
I just google searched "that rumbling sound my cat makes"
I wanted to see what it would say.
I love listening to your videos while I’m drawing or cleaning or something. They’re great and you are too lol. Keep it up man :D
"How to know if am doing the right thing" sounds like philosophy question
Finally I learned how to be uncertain of how to spell Kenya.
Death: Was invented in 1989
People in 1987:
1988 doesn't exist?!
@detective2221 ahh that makes sense now. I guess common sense isn't so common 🤷♀️
@user-gz7jp2bs3r I guess I'll live!....
2:52
To be fair there are ghost cities where people don't live. So that would be... a non ghost city?