Incredible New Device That Doesn't Do Anything Right
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HAI DANNY ILY
Will do!
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It’s like if Siri had social anxiety and instead of saying “I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that” it just tells you anything that will make you go away.
Perfect analogy 😂
So it’s a me ai
I guess that’s what they meant when they said their technology would feel more human.
Maybe that's why Alexa plays music anytime it doesn't understand me.
This made me laugh, thanks!
"I'm gonna eat it."
"Enjoy it."
This interaction took me out aushaushuasuahs
Tf is aushaush
@@CottonKerndy2000 youre mean
@@zombigeyik not rly imo
bless you
tfw you need a robots permission to eat nuts
"...it's not always listening"
*Device lights up*
It’s not _always_ listening, only sometimes
"WHAT did you just SAY about me, meatsack?"
Only 99.99% of the time, not always.
Maybe I'm missing something, but the fact that it can be activated by voice, gesture, or by holding up your hand to it tells me that it IS, in fact, always listening AND recording things with its camera. How else would it know???
@@generalrubbish9513 it is always recording and listening, but what they mean is that it doesn't save it.
I think this can actually help blind people or partially blind people a lot. You can ask it the color of your clothing, what fruit you are holding. It would be amazing if they specialized it that way imo.
the thing is that there is an app out there for that exact purpose where blind people call whoever has signed up to be called through the app for aid
so much technology has the potential to be so helpful for disabled people but unfortunately capitalism hates anyone without money
thatd be great maybe if it werent nearly a thousand dollars
What color is he wearing?
Equinox.
Wha..?
Yeah, actually. Maybe they could even specialize it to reading accurately which would help people a lot even if it’s just being able to read labels by themselves. Could also be useful as a tool for assisting the elderly or other people with high assistance needs, even by virtue of just doing things like reminders to brush their teeth that they can hear.
They feel more like AI than their product does 💀
their ai just seems like....some....guy... it's so fuckin funny
What if it’s a “bait & switch”? You buy one of the pins but then two unsettling, totally 100% human people show up at your house and won’t ever leave.
@jaybee2337 it would be funny being in the room where they priced themselves
oh yeah i think im worth like....800 dollars...on a good day...
In silicon valley, AI creates you!
💀😭💀
"Maybe you should have hired a spokesperson" was EXACTLY my response the first time I saw this guy talk about his product. Not only that, but the interviewers were thoroughly confused plus they picked apart the obvious flaws within seconds.
Huh. I bought one of these for my husband recently, but the jury’s still out on whether it is useful enough to wear right now. Here’s hoping that the AI grows right along with the device, giving the user more and more ways to find it handy. 😊
@@pagearlt5395it didn't come out yet
@@pagearlt5395what do you mean you bought one? It’s not shipping out until March
This would have been remarkable technology 15 years ago
@@pagearlt5395do you guys not have smartphones?
As a native Mandarin speaker, that translation at 10:14 is so accurate that it was definitely not AI-translated lmao
The word "get" in English has many different meanings (order, purchase, grab, detain, etc.) but Mandarin doesn't have a multi-purpose word like that, so you have to say whether you're ordering or purchasing or whatever
And the AI somehow knew to translate "get" to "order" (定) when the guy never said anything about food or being at a restaurant? Nah I don't buy it
That’s actually a really cool tidbit of info
Thank you for the additional context!
lmao they learned their lesson from the almond debacle
Thanks for the inside information
I think part of why they keep mentioning that it isn't doing anything is because, since many virtual assistants respond to a trigger word, which means they're listening constantly to hear you use the trigger word. They understand what you're saying, and there are cases of phones using what they hear you talking about as a means to make advertisements more personalized.
maybe, but like...they keep saying it doesn't listen to you, but this also responds to a trigger word so i assume it needs to be listening so it can hear the trigger word, so i feel like those are kind of contradicting there
I want a 90 minute video of Danny just walking around and asking the pin if he can eat random objects.
I just got de ja vu reading this comment
@@jastro. Don't worry about that. There's obviously no studies you're involved in that relate to Danny, this pin, and memory alteration. Wouldn't that be so silly? Ha ha.
I second this
Danny said at the end of the vid that he will buy it when it comes out so.. lets all wish that Danny will do this nd ask the device abt everything even his dog.. nd Laura (not in a good way)
yes ..he should def take the plunge and buy it
The fact that presentation video had no music is so insane like why would you even do that
i'm now imagining the ad but with cbat playing over it
@@mrdeadmemes I just imagined that, I am now attracted to the ad
They're just standing there in silence like
👁️👁️ 👁️👁️
_ _
To assert dominance? Idk
To objectively demonstrate a product, flashy music and charismatic hosts are for overpriced non-innovative current gen products like Apple or Razer.
They should have just put a side-by-side with subway surfers so maybe you tik-tok brains will buy it
5:31 Another hilarious error is their subtitling -- The voice says that the eclipse will be best viewed in East Timor, but their subtitles read "Easty Moore" which isn't a real place (according to Google anyway)
"Easty Moore" sounds like a lousy '70s pornstar name.
9:15 Having the device be able to tell you the nutritional makeup of foods could actually be very useful, given the right context. For example, if you told it what kind of diseases and illnesses you had, such as diabetes, it could tell you what you can safely eat without having to worry.
I totally agree with you, but the thing is, we already have apps that do that :/ also, to use the example of diabetes, everyone will digest different foods slightly differently, so one person with diabetes might have their blood sugar spike with that dragonfruit but be totally fine eating an apple with the same sugar content, while their friend with diabetes can eat dragonfruit all day long but a slice of apple sends their blood sugar through the roof. It's unfortunately just more complicated than this AI seems capable of
yeah problem is it does not work lol
Too bad it's impossible to do that visually. Pasta sauce cooked with 2 tablespoons of butter looks identical to pasta sauce cooked with 1 tablespoons. The only way to actually test the nutritional content is with chemical testing.
Someone tried that crap on shark tank, and he got laughed out of the room. If anyone ever claims to be able to tell the nutritional content with AI and only visual input, they're lying. It would be super useful, but it's just not possible.
@@-c3202 And those apps are significantly more effective and efficient at doing their job than a gimmicky, voice-activated pin.
Its a nice idea, but AI in general has a bad habit of giving bad information.
The unstoppable desire to invent something new vs the immovable force of not having thought of anything new
Relatable tbh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA VERY GOOD
And most important, unlimited venture capital
Apple
@@OtherwordlyPotatoDevourer😡
what is it about 9 almonds that’s just…perfect?
Kurkis?
Curtain!
Are you 9 almonds? Because youre perfect🔥🔥🔥
i am in love with you
kurkis
People are saying now MKBHD is gonna kill the pin but I'm pretty sure Danny already did
Just gotta say, I'm Australian and I was in Australia for the eclipse last night, and I didn't see shit. Probably because it was night time.
This is the kind of product you'd see in a sitcom about a goofy tech startup, where the product doesn't actually matter to the story.
It reminded me of the presentations at the end of season one of Silicon Valley 😂
Definitely could have been put straight in to Silicon Valley and fit right in. Its exactly the kind of thing that the show made fun of. Cofounders with the Steve Jobs aesthetic and promises of tech that will change the world
swear i saw this on south park
This is hilariously specific and yet so true 😂
unless its a seinfeld episode, then the entire episode is about the device.
you know it’s a good day when Danny.
i love when danny
sure but when?
Its great when Danny
How about when he does, I love that about 💗
@@buttkicker8512Danny
damn I can't believe Danny killed the whole company with this video
it's so funny how i was watching the marques brownlee video on this and i thought, "wait didnt danny talk about this?'
truee
SAME im coming back bc of marques' review too
Lmao I had the same thought
The way this presentation starts makes you feel like you're a character in a horror game who just stumbled into a mysterious device that will carry you through the story and now you're watching a video of some scientists trying to explain how it works which is probably the last thing they did before whatever horrific abomination is lurking around munched them for dinner
UA-cam asked me to rate this comment you got all marks congrats you passed A+
This is so specific yet so accurate
An A24 film
And you have to find the way to remove it before it drains your life force and takes over your body like an AI puppet... Oooo there's some potential here!
Yep, like another Black Mirror episode (beginning of Playtest perhaps?), but with bad direction.
"Former Apple designers peddle their snake oil squawk box" really made me chuckle
That sounds so much like an AI generated… And I think that’s the point lol
@@camelliatea6319 not really, and I don't think that's the point either, not to be rude.
@@GremlinJohnny No worries, just here for laughs
iwas the 2k like
Snakes born out of biggest snake company that is apple.
Here after MKBHD is getting blamed for them possibly going bankrupt
"You're not allowed to review our product negatively because now people won't buy it waaaaaa"
Make a good product then lmfao
9:50 bro wtf i was eating and wasent expecting the *tiny balls detected* and i laughed so hard i spit all the food all over my laptop 🤣
I have a family member who worked on this. (During Thanksgiving break they brought one for us to play with.) The real-time conversation language translation was really the best thing about it. And controlling the “screen” with your hand. My family member said that the product creators hated what Apple phones/smartphones had become, because people weren’t “meant to look at screens their whole lives.” I guess the “a-ha” moment for the creators was going to a concert and most people weren’t watching the concert normally, but through their phone screens as they recorded it. So they made something that could do most of what phones could do, but you would still have your eyes on the world.
My family member did say they weren’t sure how well it would do. 😬
Like a tiny camera strapped to your chest while you're jumping around at a concert is going to have any sort of viewable footage LMAO
you could make a good new-age technobabble sales pitch out of that. Still wouldn't sell well but you'd get some techbros to base their whole personality on it for like a year. Oh well.
this is such a better pitch than whatever that original video was
Should've hired you to be the spokesperson 😂
@@ItsDesca well, i mean that's the same logic as using a smartphone to record it. it's not like you can keep your arm still while youre jumping
They did say it would be human-like, so it's to be expected that it would give us incorrect information
oh so true
Lmao its actually an emotionless companion that always gives you the wrong information
Lol ya
To err is to be human
@@gooodmorning4526that's just like me frfr
this is my favorite video ever danny, thank you very much. "it's doing nothing right now", "how much protein is not in 9 almonds", they're in sudan!", "so you can spend all day", "i was scared it almost had 1 feature", dude i'm dead😭 this is my FAVORITE video, i've watched this like 50 times since it came out
Yesss omg so many bangers. “Those aren’t colors” “capture these kids” “can I eat this?” 💀 un-fuckin real 😂
Even his little “thank you… cool…” in the beginning was so funny 😂 I’ve also watched it almost everyday since it came out
This aged really well
Humane is literally the name of the evil government research lab in GTA V
Oh yeah it is. 😆
That's what I kept thinking of too lmao
secretly where they got their name :D
great game
the totally legal and humane research corporation
There was a prompt on Dropout's "Make Some Noise" that read "An industrial training video where it's fundamentally unclear what the company does" - the video introducing the pin gave that vibe for sure!
Man I love me some 2000 Viper, it even gets installed to my house!
"And what does it do?"
*awkward silence*
Oh no that's so accurate though
i was thinking that the whole video!!
dropout reference in the wild 😮
Thing is, your phone can already do most of this stuff. Translate languages, tell you information by asking questions, play music, so forth. The only thing the pin has going for it is that laser screen (which I'm curious how well it works outdoors or if you're hand is moving) and the visual recognition of objects (which is pretty neat as a novelty, but doesn't mean anything if it's totally inaccurate.)
Honestly, they'd have been better off giving the AI some personality and marketing it as some sort of little robot friend you could chat to during the day, and made random comments about things it saw that might be interesting.
The laser ink display doesn't even track your hand. You have to hold it up at the specific angle that it projects at for it to work.
"It does nothing right now."
Well, I'm sold!
Hands free recording being the only real benefit for a $800 device is actually a rip 😭
and at that point just buy like a gopro hero 9 or 8
you won't see what it records though while it is doing it, so you'll end up with a useless recording (e.g. instead of your walking toddler, you just have their hair bumping in and out of the frame)
@@TheBoip exactly
Yeah, At lest Apple is 10x better than this
its not even hands free you have to touch it 😭
You completely missed that it also needs a $24/month subscription to use it: "To use your Ai Pin, you’ll need a monthly subscription, which includes access to the Ai Bus, an unlimited wireless service plan, and cloud storage. Billing begins once you activate your Ai Pin."
compared to this company, Apple seems to be generous
I love subscribing to use things I already paid for
Wow, I love paying for nothing to properly use my nothing.
@@meekolot Bet they think this is like how the original iPhone launched as a phone on contract exclusively with Cingular for $500.
That amount of money to have a mini computer which can give u info (incorrect or whatever) on the go and play music?.
Rewatching this video after watching MKBHDs video is hilarious
Edit: Nevermind, I’m not a native speaker and apparently this translation is fine.
It’s been a minute since I studied Chinese, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a great translation. It doesn’t say what *should* I eat here, it says what do I order here, and seems to unnecessarily add a word that turns a phrase into a question even though they already made the sentence a question with the word “what”? And the order of the words for ordering food are swapped in an unusual way
It probably utilizes Google Translate lolol which is notoriously clunky and unnatural with its word placement and grammar
Thanks for clarifying!
I speak Chinese and weirdly enough the AI pin actually translated the phrase into a natural/colloquial way of asking the question (which was surprising to me considering everything else 😅)
Your grammar analysis of doubling up on 什么and 呢 is right, but this actually happens quite often in everyday speech ☺️
Huh, welp, it sure has been six years since I finished my minor in Chinese language, haha. Oops. Use it or lose it I guess
Oh my god, you’re kidding. My professors used to correct me on that grammar, lmao
Literally the only good thing about this is the fact you can record things hand free. Being able to record your kids first steps while still being there in the moment sounds very nice
Would it have a good angle though?
@@EmyNit would be kind of like a go pro, right?
With Webcam quality from 2005
OR, and hear me out, just get the rayban meta glasses if that's your goal. It's infinitely cheaper and it works much better and as an added bonus you get an exact POV instead of some weird chest angle shot.
It's also good for stalking people! 10/10
Danny may not be gregnant but he always delivers
Best comment I've ever seen
Maybe his second job is being a mailman
@@Nathan-Croftit is, he got hired at UPS when he broke a package
Pregernante
He's not gregnant, he's pergenat
this aged like fine wine
Another mistake at 8:15
The book "Spacesuit: Fashioning Apollo" wasn't ever at $28...
And they truly changed their video to correct the mistakes afterwards, with the almonds and eclipse.
they also don’t say what currency it is in. like $28 where?
Never has a company felt more like it is being ran by aliens. Calling themselves a weird acronym that spells humane, emphasizing that the product is for humans, the clinical setting of the ad, and the awkward tone.
You know too much
😊
they would have made the device cheaper and actually innovative. your theory is debunked.
also the logo which looks like if you asked an ai to draw the apple logo like a toddler
You clearly haven't heard of Meta, a company that can create an entire virtual reality but is fundamentally unable to comprehend human legs, they monitor every human on the planet, make money just from humans existing, and in their spare time they like to foment sociopolitical turmoil :3 (plus: Mark Zuckerberg)
I love how they said "It's not always listening" but immediately follows it with "You can wake it using voice"
Same thing as Siri and Alexa
Im gonna assume the implication was more that its not recording and spreading
They never said you can wake it using voice. They specifically said you cannot. They did say that it does nothing unless you engage with it, and they said you can engage with it using voice, but it's obvious that that's just poor choice of words, and they meant that you can engage with it using voice after you touch it to start recording.
@@I_forgot_something_Theyre always listening
It's amazing how often, companies will tell you that it will only listen once you say some keyword. Sometime ago I found a website from Google where you can listen to your voice commands and you can clearly see that there are 5-10 seconds before you say hey Google. So not only is it listening the whole time, it has to save at least the last 30 seconds and has the capabilty to send it instantly to the cloud if needed. As a user you can only see the times when you used voice activation, but as we all know there have been many tests, where Google will show you ads for something, moments after you talk about it for a few minutes.
Who is returning to this video after hearing Marques Brownlee's recent negative review of the same Humane device?
Who's BACK here after the MKBHD video?
Can we all just appreciate how Danny?
Ah yes, how Danny
No
Yes
Yes
No
I’ve been studying marketing and one of the things I learned is that if a brand tries to copy the best brand in its field, it’s not going to get their success, it’s only going to be its competition. Their aesthetic is clearly based on Apple, but of course they can’t be Apple, that spot’s already taken. They need their own niche and their own unique appeal.
True. When I made my own product called iPhone X everyone just compared me to apple
Wise words, Boop Doop 🧐
it literally just looks like an apple airpod case
Apple is not the best brand in the market. They have been trailing behind for a long time now.
@@placeholderdoe iPhone X bro?
I’m watching this on April 8, 2024, the day of the eclipse and feel like I fell into a worm hole. My brain is melting
10:13 was brilliant, I couldn't stop laughing. Perfect example of how humor is built up from small elements throughout the video.
You’re no different from zionists who mock Palestine
Racist
All my life I've dreamed of having a smartphone that can do less things and is also an ugly pin attatched to my shirt. Finally, the world delivers. Thank you Danny. I can rest in peace now.
so a apple watch? That's all I was thinking during this video. Its also a "more portable" smartphone
Yup it seems like a worse version of the apple watch.
RIP! 😂
I actually work as a guard at the Humane headquarters in San Francsico and you would not BELIEVE how accurate Danny is when describing Imran in particular; he's a really focused and friendly dude in person, he's just not super good with cameras on him. Seeing the AI Pin developed in real time has been interesting, tbh; hope they work the kinks out cause I'm a little biased for their success as an employee, I admit
I feel bad for him. He looks as shocked as I did my first time on camera!
@@gr33ngirlsea They absolutely need a PR spokesperson. The good thing is that at least he isn't a bad person, but really I think this device could benefit from a non-Apple approach to marketing. Just something a bit more grounded and frank can help sell it as the start of a future rather than the revolution all on its own.
This product is pretty much a gopro that can talk
@@gr33ngirlseaya he also looks like he’s trying to do the same way apple sort of does their ads (which honestly isn’t a bad idea given the type of product), but just doesn’t know exact way to do it and doesn’t have the training to make it the right mix of professional and technical yet human. I hope they get some proper media people to handle the ads and help them with media appearances, and work out some of the kinks. It honestly looks like a pretty interesting product if sort of useless right now, but depending on how they’re able to improve it if they’re able to either make its functionality significantly better or the price a fair bit cheaper (maybe closer to 300-400$ range at least) I could see it having some decent success.
At least it speaks to the company to me when someone who works for them that actually want them to succeed. Its better than finding out how they are a messed up company like most companies have turned into..your comment makes me interested to check it out now
You are a prophet, especially with what's been happening for the past week and even yesterday, as of this date.
Coming back to this after the controversy, this pin is still just as useless
Its so wild that they thought someone at a food market asking if they could eat the food that's on display was good marketing. If Danny gets one he needs to test it on wax fruit to see if the AI can tell
I wondered if that was supposed to be like a health condition benefit, like a diabetic asking the sugar content but then it just seemed like a lawsuit waiting to happen given the almond/protein misinformation
@@CMLink That's what I was thinking too, like marketing it as an aid to diabetic people or other people with allergies that may not be obviously present in foods. Very cool in concept!! Definitely would need to be more reliable before it could be used for that, though.
@@CMLink the storytelling wasn't very clear, but it could be useful if you could specify which diet restrictions or concerns you have and it tells you "this product has too much added sugar." That would save so much time at the supermarket. I'm tired of spending 5m reading ingredients to figure out if something would wreck my diet
1997, I'm in college, setting up voice commands on a Mac G3 with OS8. Worked well to make new files, open programs, lots of little automation tools. Then my roommate started randomly shouting "Computer, quit program!" from the other room, and I realized that voice commands were not going to be the wave of the future.
voice commands and see-through screens. The future is supposedly guaranteed these two things.
@@Dekedence and flying cars. Probably made by Tesla. 😂
This is basically the reason that Microsoft was so keen on having voice control 'learn' your voice before you could use voice commands. Like, someone asshole in the office was just constantly yelling "QUIT PROGRAM" and - since this is the 90's and everyone was in cubicles in the same room - well, you can guess how that went.
Microsoft's insistence on having user voice recognition before the technology was truly there really did more harm than good, though. Most people didn't have the time or patience to read several dozen paragraphs of text into their mic (which is what was requires at the time), so the computer wouldn't get a good grasp on the voice and would constantly mess up or even ignore them.
You need to start siri before speaking
I think it’s good for the disabled
anyone here after mkbhd's review where he called this the worst product he ever reviewed 🤣
I saw this video way before the pin came out, watched the mkbhd video and came back again xD
@@diethylmalonate also its funny how danny said almost the same things as mkbhd but even without using the product....lol
hello from australia!!! the eclipse was stunning :) just like the very distinct color of their humane ai clip :)
3:58 “our very own network…..that is T-Mobile’s network” I actually did a spit take. I just changed my shirt 😂😂😂😂
The sad thing is if it actually worked it could really help differently abled people. Like the blind, it could tell them what it was looking at so they could hold things up that weren't in brail or tell them when to stop pouring if they were pouring a drink into a cup etc. It could help people find cheaper prices at the grocery store. It could also read text like if you were reading a book it could read to you. Because the voice does sound less robotic than a lot of those voice readers. But it sounds like whatever engine they are using to pull the answers from isn't great.
Are you ok? I've never known anyone to salivate on themselves
@@WhitneyDahlin hey just an fyi, most disabled people prefer being called "disabled" than "differently abled"
@@violet7773Disabled person here to confirm I’ve never met anyone who appreciated “differently abled,” other than the occasional parent of a disabled kid for whatever reason.
@@WhitneyDahlinwhat the fuck is differently abled????
I just asked my Alexa to do everything they told their "Humane AI" to do and she got it right every single time. I even picked a random book and she told me how much and asked me if I wanted to put it in my cart. I asked her about the eclipse, date was correct and she knew it is only visible in Canada, Mexico, and parts of the United States. The current generation of the Echo Pop is 39.99.
there should be some type of middle ground between "alexa that actually works" and "pin that doesn't violate you privacy"
That’s a different device entirely. Only used at your house, can’t be taken with you. So no, it’s a different device. Technically a computer and you searching everything up can do everything too, but that doesn’t matter, it’s not cutting into Alexa sales
@@mocapcow2933 if only we had a portable computer that can be taken with you
Leaks show Amazon is trying to ChatGPTify Alexa and charge for it.
@@mocapcow2933siri
Hi! I totally agree about the whole ambiguity of it all and how it's a little goofy with its marketing, but my dad was very excited for this product specifically to come out because he is blind.
I think this product has its good points and may really help people especially those who find it hard to use a phone and needs something more portable, gesture-oriented, and voice controlled. The whole point for him was that it could do everything a phone does, but just in a more accessible way for him as a person with disability. But even then - there are a lot of issues with its affordability (c'mon, a subscription for a tangible device and product?), ironic for something that claims to be humane.
I just wanted to share what my dad's reaction to it is so that it's part of our consideration while looking at the product! :)
true, i feel like a lot of these gadgets that people see as "useless" could be great for people with different disabilities. i just wish they were sold at accessible prices which is my main issue with them, a lot of disabled people aren't gonna have access to these kinds of things because of the prices, unfortunately i don't think the ones making these products have those kinds of people in mind :(
I agree with the accessibility portion of this comment, however the pin ai seems like it doesn’t have an identity yet. If it’s for disabled people then the hand gesture seems like a useless feature. I am missing the majority of my fingers on my right hand, so using phones is a pain, but the functionality of the pin seems so terrible I’d rather stick to awkwardly using my phone that trying to pinch my fingers and roll my hands.
Damn. I normally enjoy content is silent stoney faced indifference. But your skits get genuine audible laughter from me.
The fact that they didn't fact check anything the AI told them (and left it in their original advertisement) tells me everything I need to know about these people and their product.
Something something greedy sleepy dumfuck tech companies
Precisely. Tells you the level of effort that went into this snake oil.
@@moonandroid5290snake oil😭
“I’m gonna eat it.”
“Enjoy it.”
Incredible.
And you were 100% right about it
I feel like I would forget that I am wearing this and just throw it in the laundry basket 😅
I got to visit humane's NYC office and they spent an hour talking to us about how "innovative" their product was without saying anything.
First question after the presentation was: "so what product are you making?" And they literally couldn't respond with anything of substance 💀
When you get funding just because your former employer was apple this is the result investors probably thought they can sell the company to apple or other tech company 😂
How.... Did they spend an hour?? What filler words did they use? Did they just read old film scripts aloud to fill up the time??
They spent all the time on getting the color to be black - spinal tap moment
Suspicious
@@philipkoekemoer4705 VinWiki - "This can be black", said of a red Porsche 356.
11:56 when he said "it's not doing anything right now" I swear I thought I saw a red light appear on the one he was wearing but I think it just reflected the studio lights. for half a second it was both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen today
"It's not doing anything right now."
The piece of tech: 🔴👄🔴
It seems like it’s the lights reflecting but def looked scary 😂
Yeah I thought she asked that because she saw the light flicker like it was doing something lol thanks for explaining what actually happened xD
No ya, that's literally probably just a filter be it infrared or not, just so the lens/projector gets fewer reflections & can focus the image better.
A lot of TVs & digital cameras have this for remotes, but I've also recently discovered that some old VCRs had the same technology. Not only for sending information _from_ your remote _to_ your VCR, but also _from_ your VCR, *_through_* a cable wirelessly into your computer!
If this is what that is, It's definitely not the newest technology in the world, but packaged just right it looks like Magic!
Update: The Humane AI pin got released and it’s as expected: hot, slow, unreliable and gimmicky.
5:35 coincidentally watching this the day solar eclipse is happening lmaooo (I can't see it either)
also this reminds of the apple vision pro but wo the "vision" part
Lmao same (but in UK so would never see it)
@@Nomenooooo yea no here it was just night time just now (it's 5am now) while the rest of the world was experiencing the eclipse 😭
Me to bud
“Tiny balls detected” and “capture this baby” had me in stitches
“Great, what does it do?” perfectly sums up literally every tech ad I’ve ever received
You were the first to the market with the downfall of this company Danny 🤣🤣
It came out, and it's a laughing stock of the Internet.
“I’m gonna eat it.”
“Enjoy it.”
LMAO WHAT
legit a horror show the hell
I couldn't tell if she sounded annoyed or downright threatening, but I don't think she wants you to enjoy it
Only time I would ever use that feature would be to taunt the AI with my terrible eating habits
AI can I eat this family-size bag of chips by myself?
"God no, you just received an email this morning from your doctor saying you have severe heart disease"
...I'm gonna eat it
"Enjoy it, you fat piece of shi-"
@@Tink00 I was just confused to why he told her he was gonna eat it 😭😭 it was so random and funny
Danny Probably won't see this, but I showed my middle school classes this tech when it was announced last year and we had so much fun ripping it apart. My 7th graders were ruthless pointing out all the issues they saw and could imagine
that is hilarious, you have taught them well.
That's actually such a good exercise.
Well now I’m curious. What issues did they see with it?
@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis They mainly didn't like the idea of how you would look like someone who would never be listening to people, having to interrupt to do anything on it. Practicality of standing or sitting in a place like school, church, library you would have to speak up to make it work as we understood it. There was more, but those two got them fired up
i hope Danny does see this comment bc imagining a bunch of 7th graders roasting these developers is so entertaining 😂
0:43 the design is very human
Watching this after Marques video is just the cherry on top!
"Eclipse. Lunar. Equinox."
"Those are not colours."
😂😂😂
They probably asked their device to name three colors😂😂
4:12 the fact that the all day battery is not even one of the technologies inside this thing, bc it only lasts all day if you have the booster that is a separate piece
You gotta swap the Battery as well, so all day battery is actually like 3 packs.
It's a clever idea but it's still just a bad product and misleading claim
It's impressive to make a thing that does so little, isn't doing anything when not actively used and isn't actually that small have battery that bad
Good thing Danny didn’t release this video last hideo, he'd be blamed for ruining a company 😒
4:30 it doesnt even sound like its coming from the device
This thing could actually be a really good adaptive device for people who struggle to use phones due to things like arthritis, if it doesn't require more than a single light touch to use.
phones already have accessibility options though. ever pulled up the accessibility settings? there are a million different options for nearly anything you could need. i don’t see an $800 device being a good or necessary addition tbh.
@@maxwashere., expensive iPhones do
Cheaper phones not necessarily
So much new tech could benefit disabled people
But the majority of us are living in poverty
On government benefits, unemployed, or paid subminimum wage in "sheltered workshops" or otherwise underpaid for our labor
@@janeeyre1990 so then how is an $800 device that requires connectivity to your smartphone any better?? as a disabled person living on government benefits myself, i understand the financial struggle. my disability is why im so familiar with the accessibility functions lol. i just don’t appreciate when people try to use other people’s disabilities as an excuse to sell absurdly expensive and ultimately useless tech.
Accessibility is one of the things apple especially does best, my iPhone is a used se2 i paid 230€ for it last year, why people talk like the second hand market doesn’t exist.
The concept of having a device that prioritizes real-life experiences and interactions over constant screen time is intriguing. However, it remains to be seen if this product can truly deliver on that promise.
If Casey neistat couldn’t do it with beme no one can, although be real got close😂
Yeah that is a nice sentiment
bro just keep your phone in your pocket if you want real life experiences. nothing about this is intriguing and just seems annoying af to use. gesture controls and weird lasers are not reliable enough. like honestly, "device" and "real life experiences" just dont go together. just dont look at your phone its not hard. a random device wont change that.
@@newp0rt yea i dont really see how you'd make a smartphone (or whatever this is meant to be) that prioritizes "real-life experiences and interactions" without being horribly clunky to use. the text thing alone is a pain in the ass. sure, you're not looking at a screen because you're using voice commands to write your text, but you also basically have no privacy and have to hope the voice recognition doesn't mess up your text, and you probably can't use it somewhere with lots of loud noises. doesn't seem worth it to me when you can just balance out how much you use your phone and still have real experiences
Yeah, no more screen time. Just laser-on-hand time. Revolutionary.
In all seriousness, whether this has potential is if the pin has a good realtime 2-way translator because then it being a hands-free thing on my shirt/lapel has a purpose. And/or if the camera can read see signs etc and translate that.
I’m learning a language to be able to talk to some relatives when I visit, and while I work on it that would be great.
But beyond this, I can’t see much use case that isn’t just your phone
It's incredible how some people still try to reinvent smartphone software as dedicated hardware devices (I mean, that thing still just relies on software, I doubt there's anything hardware releated in it that can do anything better than what your apps do in your phone). I believe the smart watch pretty much peaked the possibilities of having a more convinient smart phone version for certain occations like going for a run, because it's lighter, and straps to your wrist.
I know, right? It's like, would you rather download an app for a phone you already own, or spend $800 dollars on a separate device that comes with a mandatory $24/month subscription? Because frankly, there's nothing this thing does that a smartphone app can't, other than dumb gimmicks like the laser projector that's only necessary because the damn thing has no screen.
The fact that it violently hallucinated on the *first question* they asked it and they didn't even bother to check is KILLING ME
E: Hot comment! I trust I can recruit you all for the Butlerian Jihad 😉
Ten bucks says this is just an elaborate GPT front end 😁
@@_colonial_i mean they did call it a 'platform built for ai' like at the very start of the whole pitch so you're probably right lol
I would watch you review the pin. Im dying to know if the laser ink display actually works as advertised.
its funny cuz even in the video it barely works, its so hard to read
But at the same time, I really don't want him to give this product money.
So we all go from looking at our phones to looking at our hands. Got it.
@@ansel569 it reminds me of the Circret Bracelet from a few years back on kickstarter. Where they claimed that you could project your phone screen onto your arm with a laser.
It will be like those projector clocks for kids rooms 😂
bro has the perfect amount of almonds to prevent cancer
Even your premise of the pin-device alone and the sort of review of it, still the highest view video about it.
The thing that is so confusing about this thing is I still don't know what it is used for lol.
Literally just seems like a smart watch that you pin on your shirt instead
I think it’s Siri with a camera?
It's for inaccurately measuring almonds protein content. Everyone should have one.
Ask it multiple times and you can try to guess the right amount based on the wrong answers@@It-is-me...Melsie
As far as I can tell, it's basically Siri without a touch screen.
Or to put it more bluntly, its a smartphone, but worse.
Bet Danny's feeling prescient now 🧐
Damn you really called that one!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Also squawk box is a show that talks about the financial market, tech companies blah blah blah. So it makes sense that they would have this company on talking about innovation, etc. I think that's why the interviewers are a little more aggressive about finding out what it actually does because that's kind of what they do.
For all the hype around it, the demo was more than underwhelming. Intriguing concept, sure, but the execution, as of now, seems rather questionable. High time tech companies focus on practicality over puffery!
Sometimes the dumbest ideas lead to the best ones. I agree that it's a pretty bad product in its current state, but i also know that product development is a huge undertaking and they at least managed to make something that I think we can all agree is different from what's out there currently. I think the problem is that tech and software companies don't do enough prototyping and instead just sell shit and letting the consumers deal with it for a quick extra buck
I'm just so confused how you'd know what you're aiming at when you record something.
@@SaintShion just add a laser sight
Rabbit r1 at least looks cool although bet ,it will be also discontinued after the hype dies down, humane is a doa product, just put a “ai asssistant” on a smartwatch and be done with it
@@mikethewhizz5085 /*blinds my kid after shining a laser directly into their eyes because i tried to record them with an 800$ pin instead of just using my phone or an actual camera/*
The flashing red light on the device while he said it was doing nothing cracked me up
LMFAO
Isn't it the reflection from the studio lights because he was moving as he talked? if not... then wtf LMAO
@@BBaaaaa I think it was just like a notification light. He probably had a text or something. Still looks really funny tho
I think it was glare/reflections.
you all may be wrong here, even though I laughed too, cameras pick up smart phone cameras infrared signal so you can see red lights/dots in smartphone cameras with another camera filming...human eye cant see it. Probably just infrared.
There was a smart ring company in Finland called Orano, whose ring worked the same way as that pin. But then the company decided to start charging microtransactions for all the functions of the ring that were previously free and people stopped using the ring. I don't even know if this smart ring company is still in operation or if Ourano went bankrupt during the pandemic.
Are you talking about Oura? The ring still exists and is being made.
Maybe "Orano" was the Finish name?
I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at the can I eat that part 😂 love ya Dannyboy
I'd love to see a SNL skit with a dozen people on bus or subway car all using this to send text messages and otherwise trying to use it.
Sexting with this device lol
The whole ad felt like an SNL skit.
All jokes aside, Danny is giving some really sound marketing advice.
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the fact they chose to partner with tidle should tell you everything