Imagine he comes out with a book, I can see the title already. My Life, Interviewing a Delusional Drunk; A Tom Segura Story. Written by Tom Segura and Dr. Drew Pinsky
@@duckonquack5337fuck that comment, i know what u said, no, it is really sad, the Bert hate is dumb as fuck, especially after winning comedian of the year...Bert is a fresh of breath air😅
@@scabbynack Just like Eric Cartman's mom did with Eric at Stan's birthday in that one episode of South Park. Coincidentally, his mom's name is Liane 😂😂😂
Best part of this episode hands down … 23:45 wait till u hear Tom after Bert says what Ila is looking for car wise. Felt the love of family thru the screen.❤️said “holler at me” I jus know they’d both do anything for each others kids that’s what I want in friendships. Gotta love your boys all the way thru. Love these 2 together 😂
We love u guys and u got me through COVID and my daughter attempting to unalive herself and me loosing my career and being more lost than I’ve ever been! Thank u
@@DasGoodSoupHow dare you trust your own eyes and common sense instead of listening to people funded by the pharmaceutical industry!! You’re clearly a dangerous Conspiracy Theorist™️. 😂
As soon as the thought of “the booth boys are probably shaking at the thought of Tom having a katana at the studio” Tom utters the words “you’re going to learn how to Google now” 😂😂😂
@@beercavetech man what are you on about? You’re one of those weirdo chronically online losers that watch comedians to judge their moves like ya know them haha
Hey when it comes to peoples overall knowledge of history nowdays ( more like lack of, unless you just want to hear some either completely incorrect &/or partial facts there is an overabundance of ppl that only know those ). Thats not even the craziest💩I've heard in recent years. Hell not even the craziest💩 Ive heard this year smh
Congratulations, Bears! I still remember how hilarious your first episde was.... you guys, ymh, josh potter, diaz, rogan, cumia; all helped me get thru the rough last several years. I'd wake up on monday, 2 bears. tuesday, josh potter, wendesday, ymh, thursday, leann and friday, dr drew. I watched/listened to your podcasts in the day/afternoon every day and then sampled them while making music every night. I only know about Kill Tony because Your Universe was on it! Thanks for 200 episodes and Cheers to 200 more! One Love yall
bert grew on me and I love his stories. Both tom and bert are like a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Now im here watching the 200 episode opening a cold one. Here is to both you guys!! CHEERS!!🍻
Hey Tom, Bert, and the Booth Boys; thanks for your hard work and devotion. We love everything you put out for us, and always look forward to Monday mornings. So glad to see you guys doing this together again, more often.
Congratulations and thank you for 200 episodes! You guys have been my best antidepressant for the last few years. I have cried and laughed so many times with you! ❤ love you guys!
Bert opening Tom's gifts is so Bert. Congrats on the 200th episode. You guys have had me laughing until it hurts. Shout out to the Booth Boys too, great job.
Somewhere between episodes 1-5 I was completely hooked on this podcast. Now when I’m caught up, I re listen from the beginning and watch koolaid, and Jen A episodes when I have a bad day. Best podcast ever!!!
This was a good pod thanks Bert for being civil and not interrupting, one of the better podcast, can't belive just this lil changed by Bert hahaha smooth as water lol
I love the fact that Tom uses (buddy) in his daily speech even MORE so now that Top Dawg is gone. You can tell he loved when his dad called him buddy.🥹 The wholesome aspect of his fathers tendencies being passed on to Toms kids and living through in stories, through mannerisms, and expressions is the same type of love i aspire to pass on and receive my futrure kids.❤
These guys discovering these type of videos on youtube is like the teachers finding out that we can play video games on school computers that should have blocked them and our calculators.
Tom and Bert, love you guys. I’m black, African American, whatever, anyways I was born in 1964. My father was in the navy and used this product called Magic Shave. Magic Shave was the primitive or precursor to Nair. Magic Shave stunk like sulfur. Magic Shave would burn your face off if you left it on for too long, too long being 5 minutes. Also Magic Shave in its many forms was a power depilatory. Love you guys, take care.
@@Whystling_Byrdbut Salmon is often sold/prepared in fillets. Most ppl (in the US anyway) dont cook fish whole nor are they typically going to be the largest ones, especially Salmon & some other types of fish. So Berts "2 salmon" could be just 4 average size slices of salmon. Highly doubt it would be 2 whole large salmon
That peg in the katana is not his signature. You take that out and then you remove the handle, you will then see maker marks and sometime family names. It is not a piece of paper it is how the handle stays attached to the blade.
I'm convinced Tom is just studying Bert.
This comment!
this comment!
@@ULTRAVISTA.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine he comes out with a book, I can see the title already.
My Life, Interviewing a Delusional Drunk; A Tom Segura Story. Written by Tom Segura and Dr. Drew Pinsky
Haha!!! True.
Bert is the only person I’ve seen that can interrupt himself
Brent opening Toms and his own presents is the most Bert thing ever
I didn't even notice😭 Tom LOVES this man.
I swear everyone always finds a way to try and make very feeling like shit he did a really nice thing
@duckonquack5337 This just caused an aneurysm in my brain.
@@duckonquack5337 No way English is your first language.
@@duckonquack5337fuck that comment, i know what u said, no, it is really sad, the Bert hate is dumb as fuck, especially after winning comedian of the year...Bert is a fresh of breath air😅
Bart was the type of kid that blew out other kids birthday candles. 😗 💨 🎂
TOTALLY!!!
Yes! 😂
My lil brother did this to me ONCE, I back handed him in the face, hard. The wholesome family video was ruined 😂😂
uhhhh HUNDRED percent!
Bert is shape-shifting into the lion from The Wizard of OZ.
So True, Bert would be an amazing cowardly lion. Tom as the tin man. Theo as the scarecrow.
😂
They both have the same cheeks and laugh!!
I also think Taylor Tomlinson would be a great Dorthy and Santino and Burr definitely in the lollipop guild.
Lmfao. Holy shit.
bert ate two salmons yesterday and that's it. he's literally a bear.
Saw him out on the river catching them in his mouth as they swam upstream
No way in hell that's all he ate
Nothing screams Bert more than him opening up the gifts he got for Tom
Cause he's a child
Leanne has to bring stuff for Bert to open at other peoples' birthday parties so Bert doesn't cry that the party isn't about him.
@@scabbynack Just like Eric Cartman's mom did with Eric at Stan's birthday in that one episode of South Park. Coincidentally, his mom's name is Liane 😂😂😂
And that’s why we love him….or else you wouldn’t be leaving comments 😮🤣
*Brent
Ila's gift is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 she definitely knew Tom was gonna like it
Happy Bert lived to 200 eps. 🎉🎉
Barely.
The test helped
Give it a few episodes
Think he's gonna make 200 more?
I don’t think he’s making it to 400 😂
Best part of this episode hands down … 23:45 wait till u hear Tom after Bert says what Ila is looking for car wise. Felt the love of family thru the screen.❤️said “holler at me” I jus know they’d both do anything for each others kids that’s what I want in friendships. Gotta love your boys all the way thru. Love these 2 together 😂
We know Bert aint making it to 300 so lets live it up cho mo's 🎉
This would make the perfect bet. I bet 5 dollars
Shit i gotta get it on this liver...I bet my 1st unborn hermaphrodite son daughter
He made it to 300lbs so who really knows!?
as long as he can make it to colonic therapy, Burt will live a long life
We love u guys and u got me through COVID and my daughter attempting to unalive herself and me loosing my career and being more lost than I’ve ever been! Thank u
Bert acting like he wasnt the most afraid of covid is the funniest thing hes said
And if he really forgot how the virus was called that tormented the world for 2,5 years, he really should get his head checked out.
@@DailyShit."Tormented the world" lol
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. Guess he forgot about that...
I was scared for a week then no one even got sick around me
@@DasGoodSoupHow dare you trust your own eyes and common sense instead of listening to people funded by the pharmaceutical industry!!
You’re clearly a dangerous Conspiracy Theorist™️. 😂
tom, give bert a hug. bro's need hugs. It's a different vibe, but needed.
nohomo
Here's to 200 more episodes of hearing about Bert's shoulders!
Bert looking at this guys backside while he says “ i don’t see any backside to this “ is just comedy gold.
As soon as the thought of “the booth boys are probably shaking at the thought of Tom having a katana at the studio” Tom utters the words “you’re going to learn how to Google now” 😂😂😂
The thought of you saying the thought of the booth boys shaking at the thought of toms katana gives me the kweefs
Brent pronouncing Robespierre is amazing
And he looked it up & then got the name wrong again.
The subtitles just said "Rob's PR."
Been here since the first announcement, first episode, & it’s been a crazy ride. Here’s to 200 more.
Same! The only podcast I can say that I've been around since episode 1 for
I hope for episodes without the Brett guy but this is cool too I guess
@@beercavetechhop off bros nuts lol
@@Jay.250 oh great we have one of Burnt’s enablers
@@beercavetech man what are you on about? You’re one of those weirdo chronically online losers that watch comedians to judge their moves like ya know them haha
They friendship is so pure I love it! Makes me happy to watch this channel each and every week. Thank you guys for 200 wonderful episodes.
The Aztecs did what to the Incas? 😂 Bert should do a podcast "History by Bert"
100%
Hey when it comes to peoples overall knowledge of history nowdays ( more like lack of, unless you just want to hear some either completely incorrect &/or partial facts there is an overabundance of ppl that only know those ). Thats not even the craziest💩I've heard in recent years. Hell not even the craziest💩 Ive heard this year smh
Drunk History 😅
Drunk history already exist
yup and they need to do an episode with him, any topic doesnt matter!@@trkddy
Such a Bert move to not only open Tom’s gift for him, but also explain what it is before he has the chance to hold it
I love hearing Bert read Better Help ads. There is no shot in hell he actually uses it😂
Tom asking Bart if he can hold his own present describes this show perfectly!
Who would have guessed Bert would live this long
For real.. Tom is annoyed! That's why he avoids having him... Bert is a cool cat... he just needs to get himself some help....
@@ashleyreynagarcia8581oh another moron on the internet who is a professional body language expert lol
Even more than that who would have guessed Biden would live through an entire presidency term.
Boy stop BWAHAHA
Specially after drinking a galleon of kool-aid for X amount of time every day lol
Congratulations, Bears! I still remember how hilarious your first episde was.... you guys, ymh, josh potter, diaz, rogan, cumia; all helped me get thru the rough last several years. I'd wake up on monday, 2 bears. tuesday, josh potter, wendesday, ymh, thursday, leann and friday, dr drew. I watched/listened to your podcasts in the day/afternoon every day and then sampled them while making music every night. I only know about Kill Tony because Your Universe was on it! Thanks for 200 episodes and Cheers to 200 more! One Love yall
Woah, Bert is so jacked. I really wish my shoulders looked like that.
Love you guys, thanks for the years of therapy and giggles 🐾🐶✌️🇦🇺🌄🌅🦘
Been here since Episode 1 and still look forward to this every week 🍻
I wanted Tom to smash that table with that medieval weapon ( they can buy a new one lol )
Dude i thought of this same thing
-table- Bert
Lol
Bart saying he's jacked makes me feel like I'm going insane 😂
its not you, Fart is a full blown narcisit at this point.
@@zigmeja what?
@@Jay.250 i mean Bert. but i was not far off.
Bert is especially unhinged in this one
Yeah but have you only seen his traps and shoulders and completely ignored his bmi?
Core memory is watching these guys during the pandemic while I worked on logistics. Thanks for the laughs
I have never been happier about how thoughtful Beet was with his gift.
bert grew on me and I love his stories. Both tom and bert are like a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Now im here watching the 200 episode opening a cold one. Here is to both you guys!! CHEERS!!🍻
"I believe the term is African American" perfect way to start 2 Bears #200
congrats you repeated what everyone heard right at the start of the video
@@cheetonationde äm mm mm kommunfull ä
That was the wildest first 5 minutes listening to Bert 😂
Hey Tom, Bert, and the Booth Boys; thanks for your hard work and devotion. We love everything you put out for us, and always look forward to Monday mornings. So glad to see you guys doing this together again, more often.
We love YMH Studios 🎉❤🎉❤
Congratulations and thank you for 200 episodes! You guys have been my best antidepressant for the last few years. I have cried and laughed so many times with you! ❤ love you guys!
Bert opening Tom's gifts is so Bert. Congrats on the 200th episode. You guys have had me laughing until it hurts. Shout out to the Booth Boys too, great job.
Happy birthday you two dorks, I love ya and have spent many dozen hours if not at least 100+ enjoying the ride with yall!
Bert: "I'm sober not drinking" Bert: "I had 3 tequilas and then a road tequila"'.
I immediately looked for this comment lol
What's a road tequila
Yeah what a prick this guy is...😂
@@abrakadabraalakaxam8029one for the road lol
This was a hard podcast to watch at my desk at work
Bert starts a sentence by saying how someone told him he interrupts too much, and ends the sentence by interrupting Tom. Did Bert have a stroke?
No, Bert's just an idiot! Still don't know how people like his comedy
If he started a sentence but ended it by "interrupting" someone doesn't that mean Tom would have to interrupt the sentence first?
@@JRY17I guess this logic works when the person in question never truly finishes a sentence before continuing another. 😂
Brooo
No stroke, he’s just irony incarnate.
Somewhere between episodes 1-5 I was completely hooked on this podcast. Now when I’m caught up, I re listen from the beginning and watch koolaid, and Jen A episodes when I have a bad day. Best podcast ever!!!
This episode felt like an old one, it was great. Happy 200 Tod and Brad!
Shout out to a real best friend, opens the gift for his boy!! 🎉😂😂 happy 200 fellas.
Im proud of tom’s weight loss and lifestyle transition. Keep up!
His transitional lenses you mean?
This was a good pod thanks Bert for being civil and not interrupting, one of the better podcast, can't belive just this lil changed by Bert hahaha smooth as water lol
I remember them picking the theme song and the Bert super cut 😂. Feels like yesterday 🎉
About 5 mins in and I'm almost positive Bert crushed an entire 8 ball before they started recording. YIKES!
Happy 200th Tim and Brett!!
HUUUUUH huuuuuuuuhhh .. she looked fantastic. Love my bears 😂
So nice to see Tom sharing his serial killer tools with the apprentice. Can’t wait for Episode 300: “2 Bears, 1 Slave”
Can you think of Eny one to be the slave?
@@Whystling_Byrdeither him or Nadav would be good, according to history lmao
How dare jew, this is cap
Chris vs Chad again for 2 Bears 1 Slave
@@Whystling_Byrdstop the cap
Bert self promoted himself into stardom, but now that he's there we are starting to see through the cracks. T Bunz keeps me going.
They got each other gifts like they're a Clockwork Orange gang 😅
Tom's statement in regards to the primal nature that can occur is spot on.
The fact bert isn't cancelled yet is amazing.
bert could recite mein komph in a song and dance routine and he would be fine
Cancel culture is a figment of the imagination lol it’s the modern day boogeyman
Anybody that likes Bert dgaf about cancelling
This show has brought more joy to my life any other podcast. We love you and can't wait for the next 200.
Bert: Not drinking until Im 230
Bert: I had 5 tequilas last night
One more tequila for the road
i like how Bert opened Tom's gifts for him lol
I love when we have an episode like this where both boys get to talk. The boys are back...until next week...
Tom quietly saying "this would be so fing fun...... to hit someone with" 😂
Would t be surprised if the Austin serial killers next victim turned up with a spiky hole in their skull
Do you think i'm more humble as skinny Bert?
Tom: Yea
Brett literally the next breath: "I'm not fat Bert right now i'm jacked Bert"! 😂
“You’ve gotta be half gay if you like asses” is the most logical thing Bert has ever said 😂
It is really cool to see Bert trying his Carrot Top routine.
Bert being anti-ass is the most sobering thing I’ve ever heard
Happy 86th show together!!!!
You're probably right there!😂
I love the fact that Tom uses (buddy) in his daily speech even MORE so now that Top Dawg is gone. You can tell he loved when his dad called him buddy.🥹
The wholesome aspect of his fathers tendencies being passed on to Toms kids and living through in stories, through mannerisms, and expressions is the same type of love i aspire to pass on and receive my futrure kids.❤
Best episode ever!!! I laughed so hard....fell out of my chair!🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys are the best!
Not even 5 minutes in and Bert is already talking about his shoulders
The morning star needs to stay it fits with toms personality a huuundred precent 😂
UHHH Hundred percent
These guys discovering these type of videos on youtube is like the teachers finding out that we can play video games on school computers that should have blocked them and our calculators.
Happy 200th episode jeans!🎉👖❤
Asses really do something primal. Tom ain’t lying!
Happy 200 to Tom & The Pregnant Person!
Tom and Bert, love you guys. I’m black, African American, whatever, anyways I was born in 1964. My father was in the navy and used this product called Magic Shave. Magic Shave was the primitive or precursor to Nair. Magic Shave stunk like sulfur. Magic Shave would burn your face off if you left it on for too long, too long being 5 minutes. Also Magic Shave in its many forms was a power depilatory. Love you guys, take care.
Cause of death for Bert, Chlorophorm poisoning 😂
i love yall cheers to 200
I can't imagine the withdrawals Bert has during sober October
Immediately turned into Tommy Seagal when he picked up that katana
"I've studied katanas for like, 87 years..."
Happy 200 Fellas!
Here’s to 200 interruptions by Bert in this episode!!!
Heres to another 200! Haven't laughed this hard at a podcast since the Church. You guys are the best!
Bert saying hes buff and toms scoff after. 😂
Here's to 200 episodes fellas, and a lot more in the future. Love you guys
I’ve never been uncomfortable watching 2Bears untill today
💯
Clorophorm gift had me in stitches 😂
Bert's face looking a bit more chill
always makes my day better with a smile when I listen to you gentlemen
Proud of Bart for holding that discipline and not grabbing a donut 😅
I love how Burnt opens Tom's presents AND his own. What a generous fella!
Gotta love Barts “historical facts” 😂😂😂
It’s hilarious how inaccurate the man can be
Thanks for chatting with us about your huge new tour buses, keeps it relatable for all of us.
Look what 200 episodes did to this dude’s shoulders! Best shape of his life!
5 minutes in and I am exhausted.
Guy’s an absolute wreck.
Happy 200 episodes Bears! I think Bert is confusing cancel culture with genocide.
genocide is just taking cancel culture to the extreme
Lol at Burnt for being like "My diet was perfect yesterday, only ate 2 salmons and drank all day" 👌
Huchen Salmon can weigh 63 lbs, that is upwards of 126 lbs of uncooked meat.
@@Whystling_Byrdthe perfect meal
@@Whystling_Byrdbut Salmon is often sold/prepared in fillets. Most ppl (in the US anyway) dont cook fish whole nor are they typically going to be the largest ones, especially Salmon & some other types of fish. So Berts "2 salmon" could be just 4 average size slices of salmon. Highly doubt it would be 2 whole large salmon
You guys have kept the jeans hi and tight all 200 episodes. Keep going for 200 more
Two Tequilas? I thought Bert wasn't drinking until he hit 230lbs
After he admitted to hiding shooters around his home from his family, I doubt Bart has been sober for even one day in years.
This episode is pre-recorded, His instagram and tiktok promos are more or less closer to live releases so this would of been recorded weeks/month ago.
Yeah right. An alcoholic needs to drink every day unfortunately.
Two tequilas is sobriety for him
@@mrs.h2725when did he admit that?
That peg in the katana is not his signature. You take that out and then you remove the handle, you will then see maker marks and sometime family names. It is not a piece of paper it is how the handle stays attached to the blade.