A few years ago when Frankie Boyle was still on the show this topic came up. His contribution was: Ïf we're all here, then who's looking after Madelaine?"
@@doornik1142 Baked Alaska is a kind of ice cream cake. The pun was that Alaska is obviously very cold, so if Alaska is baking it obviously hints at climate change. The joke too was that serving a Baked Alaska to Greta Thunberg the environmental activist is insensitive because of the name.
People may joke about the idea of adding the cat as a starter dish, but something similar actually happened in real life at one of my sisters' weddings. She used to have a pet pig, so during the reception our mother asked her how the pig was. The reply was basically along the lines of, "You tell me." Classic. 😂 True story.
I don't know why but this video reminded me of the 'Mummy, Mummy' jokes that I used to hear as a child and as a teenager. 1) " Mummy, Mummy, I hate Granny's guts! " Reply: " Well leave them on the side of your plate then! ". 2) " Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's going out! " Reply: " Just use your initiative and chuck some more petrol on him, will you? " 3) " Mummy, Mummy, I really don't WANT to go to Australia! " Reply: " Stop complaining and keep digging, will you? " And the worst of all as well as getting back to the topic of food. 4) " Mummy, Mummy, can I get a spoon? " Reply: " Why? What do you need a spoon for? " " The dog's been sick and Peter's getting all the big bits! ".
What, only a small Frankie Boyle, @@Farweasel? I can imagine him saying that even now at his current age. As the saying goes 'You are what you eat' and that's perfectly true when it comes to him, isn't it?
Me at a big family gathering dinner party when I was 7: 'Mummy, are you going to be a policewoman? Because I saw some handcuffs on the chest of drawers in you and Daddy's room'.
@@skymanifest8339 wow, you actually have to pay taxes to get TV??? Would you mind giving a brief explanation for that? I'm from the US. Thank you kindly!
Yes, we should return to the good ol' pre-Brext days of supressed wages, gangmasters, exploiting migrant workers, Dickensian working conditions and ponzi-scheme economics. Or maybe go back further to slave plantations? That's where most of you middle-class Remainers would've been happiest.
@@skymanifest8339 - ah yes, the late 90s and 00s were so terrible! Highest employement rates, best pay conditions in the last 30 years, expansion of workers rights, debt security - Dickensian we say! Outrageous!
It's a joke about how Greta Thunberg was taking anything with a location in the name (eg: Baked Alaska, Yorkshire Pudding) seriously. Milton uses this to make a joke about how Thunberg would go on a rant if any of these dishes were mentioned at a dinner party.
A pun approximating to 'How did you find the meal'? The Fish Fingers were in the Find Us packet ............ That being a reference to one of the largest UK suppliers of Fish Fingers (Fish Sticks to Americans) being a frozen foods compaany called Findus
Dominic Cummings had just resigned from his job as Boris Johnson's chief advisor and decided to tell the world why everyone he had worked with in government was terrible.
So this is the dish you made? Did you copy this off of a Jamie Oliver recipe? Because it looks and tastes delicious, so much better than if you were to cook a Gordon Ramsay dish.
Okay so whoever’s eating that steak please stop because… Eating animals is wrong you carnivore Hurting animals is wrong you carnivore Share this song, and change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on
For sure it has become very PC This, and some of the Radio 4 material, seem to be amongst the last of the truly funny And even this has slid with the 'assisted' departure of frankie Boyle. (On the upside, Nish Kumar's gone too)
Well, we've noted that as your explanation for your Son's disappearance Sir. But as I said earlier, you do understand everything you say may be recorded and used in evidence don't you sir?
I'll never forget Frankie's "I hope no-one is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table"
And Hugh’s “we’ll this is lovely, I say we all raise a glass… TO ZE FÜHRER!!”
Also Frankie's: "There is a vegetarian option: You can f*** off."
A few years ago when Frankie Boyle was still on the show this topic came up. His contribution was: Ïf we're all here, then who's looking after Madelaine?"
I don't get it.
@@Nulono mccann
Neither did her parents
@@kromaggo2pl ooooooooo😱
Hugh's contribution smashed it
Milton's jokes are always a highlight for me.😂
Who can forget "Abbas greatest hits..."
@@pwuk Oh no, it's a video of assassinations by PLO leader Mahmoud Abbas.
"And for dessert... Me. Arrr~"
Maisie is so great
I just adore Maisie. She’s so funny.
She is hot and funny.
Milton's 'Baked Alaska' joke is class 😂
That baked Alaska line was brilliant.
Was it? I didn't really understand it.
@@doornik1142
Baked Alaska is a kind of ice cream cake.
The pun was that Alaska is obviously very cold, so if Alaska is baking it obviously hints at climate change. The joke too was that serving a Baked Alaska to Greta Thunberg the environmental activist is insensitive because of the name.
@@Amadeus-ms9lt Hmm. Bit far to go for a joke.
@@doornik1142
Was that supposed to be a pun on Alaska being far away?
BBC we NEED an ed series of "cooking while drunk"
It's "Cooking when pissed".
Yeah, we’ve not had once since Keith Floyd passed.
The only thing funnier then just watching this video is imagining the worlds strangest dinner party where this is all happening in succession
"Amm... would you mind carving while I pop for a 💩?"
😆🤣
People may joke about the idea of adding the cat as a starter dish, but something similar actually happened in real life at one of my sisters' weddings. She used to have a pet pig, so during the reception our mother asked her how the pig was. The reply was basically along the lines of, "You tell me." Classic. 😂 True story.
I don't know why but this video reminded me of the 'Mummy, Mummy' jokes that I used to hear as a child and as a teenager.
1) " Mummy, Mummy, I hate Granny's guts! "
Reply: " Well leave them on the side of your plate then! ".
2) " Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's going out! "
Reply: " Just use your initiative and chuck some more petrol on him, will you? "
3) " Mummy, Mummy, I really don't WANT to go to Australia! "
Reply: " Stop complaining and keep digging, will you? "
And the worst of all as well as getting back to the topic of food.
4) " Mummy, Mummy, can I get a spoon? "
Reply: " Why? What do you need a spoon for? "
" The dog's been sick and Peter's getting all the big bits! ".
I can imagine a small Frankie Boyle joining in:
Mummy, can I lick the bowl?
What, only a small Frankie Boyle, @@Farweasel? I can imagine him saying that even now at his current age. As the saying goes 'You are what you eat' and that's perfectly true when it comes to him, isn't it?
Mommy, why do I keep walking in circles?
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Toad in the Hole. thanks Maisie for ruining that. LOL
Hugh Dennis is the greatest! 🔥
One of the funniest block of 3:41 of time I've ever spent 🤣
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Milton Jones always very funny and doesn`t have to resort to smut.
I’ve got toad in the hole, you chat amongst yourselves I’ll just go and deal with it😂🤣
@@madisntit6547 Sort of, there's a loo paper shortage...
That is a fantastic joke lol
This is my favourite part of the shows.
Me at a big family gathering dinner party when I was 7: 'Mummy, are you going to be a policewoman? Because I saw some handcuffs on the chest of drawers in you and Daddy's room'.
Noice.
😂😂
'Toad in the hole' slayed me
I once got a job at the local theatre and was assigned to play the back half of a pantomime wasp… and I thought I was the bees knees.
"All right, you wanted me to change the atmosphere... so now I'm pumping carbon dioxide into the room."
Oh, you wanted a glass of juice, not to "gas the..."?
😂😂😂 Very good
"As much as dining in zero gravity has been fun, I've just heard that the space station has sprung a leak!"
The “aperitif” joke is underrated 😂
No, it really is not.
I wish we had this in the USA
Me, too!!🤣
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If you were forced to pay for it via a TV tax, under threat of imprisonment, you wouldn't be laughing at it.
@@skymanifest8339 wow, you actually have to pay taxes to get TV??? Would you mind giving a brief explanation for that? I'm from the US. Thank you kindly!
"Dara is here! Dara is here!"
Please help me. What was the rest of the line after the bad news re the cat dieing. Even the close captions didn't show it. Thx.
"The good news is: we have a new starter!"
I'd have no problem having Maisie for dessert.
I'm surprised no one mentioned a tear gas grenade. Those change the atmosphere... in more than one way.
Can you tell what the mystery ingredient is?
No, it's cyanide!
I would definitely have her for desert.
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"A humidifier"
Wait, everyone, I know who the killer is… (dies)
The previous one of this was much funnier.
Yes, Brexit is hilarious.
Yes, we should return to the good ol' pre-Brext days of supressed wages, gangmasters, exploiting migrant workers, Dickensian working conditions and ponzi-scheme economics. Or maybe go back further to slave plantations? That's where most of you middle-class Remainers would've been happiest.
@@skymanifest8339 I’m American. It’s hilarious to us.
@@skymanifest8339 - ah yes, the late 90s and 00s were so terrible!
Highest employement rates, best pay conditions in the last 30 years, expansion of workers rights, debt security - Dickensian we say! Outrageous!
Now that we've finished the main course I wonder if you have found that you like the taste of human flesh?
“The Chicken is tasty”
“Thanks, the taste is all in the chicken urine”
Chickens don't urinate, in fact, no birds do. Urea is excreted with the feces.
I've got one.... 'Ping!'
Can someone explain the Baked Alaska bit?
It's a joke about how Greta Thunberg was taking anything with a location in the name (eg: Baked Alaska, Yorkshire Pudding) seriously. Milton uses this to make a joke about how Thunberg would go on a rant if any of these dishes were mentioned at a dinner party.
@@Tiger516funny Baked Alaska specifically, surely, because of climate change. I don't see how Yorkshire pudding would work in that joke.
@@Tiger516funny no, it's just a joke about climate change.
I don't get the fish fingers joke.
A pun approximating to 'How did you find the meal'?
The Fish Fingers were in the Find Us packet ............
That being a reference to one of the largest UK suppliers of Fish Fingers (Fish Sticks to Americans) being a frozen foods compaany called Findus
cool
Coral.
There is a vegetarian option…!
Wtf is up with that "domonic" joke
Dominic Cummings, the Conservative who slagged off people in the government after he was forced to go.
Dominic Cummings had just resigned from his job as Boris Johnson's chief advisor and decided to tell the world why everyone he had worked with in government was terrible.
Somebody explain "Dominic".
Dominic Cummings has a lot of secrets stashed away on Boris
BBC means Big Ben clock
B.ig
B.en
C.lock
(Are you from the NDL?)
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Means something completely different in US. Big is the same and clock is close.
Broken Biscuit Company
Would have loved, ‘yes there is a vegetarian option, you can eat the meat or f*ck off’!
Boanoitardia pra geral ( :
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"Sure, I am unvaccinated. You don't believe in that Covid nonsense, do you?"
So this is the dish you made? Did you copy this off of a Jamie Oliver recipe? Because it looks and tastes delicious, so much better than if you were to cook a Gordon Ramsay dish.
Mp pm u
Okay so whoever’s eating that steak please stop because…
Eating animals is wrong you carnivore
Hurting animals is wrong you carnivore
Share this song, and change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on
change this entire dinner to be vegan from now on.. pi55 off
I like eating vegan. They're tender and gress-fed.
These 'comedians' can't come close to those who used to grace this show. Really just not funny.
BBC "comedy" has tanked into cringe city.
For sure it has become very PC
This, and some of the Radio 4 material, seem to be amongst the last of the truly funny
And even this has slid with the 'assisted' departure of frankie Boyle.
(On the upside, Nish Kumar's gone too)
Wow, yeah, none of that was funny.
Maybe works better when you’re warmed up to it.
Did you watch the same thing I did?
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
-John 3:16
And that's the bottom line, cos stone cold said so
Austin 3:16
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace,,,
-Paul 1968
Cool story, bro.
Well, we've noted that as your explanation for your Son's disappearance Sir.
But as I said earlier, you do understand everything you say may be recorded and used in evidence don't you sir?
Yes that’s one way to change the atmosphere at a dinner party conversation