Lines You Wouldn’t Hear in a TV Detective Show in Mock the Week - BBC
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I love how Ed Byrne will say the worst joke he can come up with and then just give a cheeky “eh? eh?”
Milton Jones’ cell joke was just at a different intellectual level.
They all are 😉
He’s a cell joke Turkey
Milton Jones IS on a different intellectual level.
@@TheJonathanNewton how convenient
Two of my favorite things from Mock the Week in this one: a Hugh Dennis poop joke, and Ed Byrne being supremely proud of a dad joke
Ed Byrne seems like he'd play the 10th Doctor perfectly in any comedy sketch.
"Cause of death - autopsy" is originally Milton Jones' joke, as far I recollect.
Thanks. I was wondering there, for a second or two, why I found that pun to be slightly unusual for Hugh Dennis.
@@TrondBrgeKrokli What's the pun?
@@Rodrigo-me6nq Oh. My bad. I must have been very tired and got my thoughts mixed up. There was no pun in Hugh Dennis's delivery. I can only guess that I was thinking about how many of Milton's jokes are pun-based.
@@Rodrigo-me6nq autopsy
@@romainsavioz5466 it's clearly different. Also cause of death being sleep is more humorous than autopsy though you have to play stupid for that joke to work. because you'd chec vital signs like pulse and you can see the patient bretahing
Ed just knows how to tell a one liner. Milton too, of course, but damn!
Miltons first had me before anyone else, guys a genius, Ed not too far behind
@@CJ-hh1pl Yep, love them both. Milton is not just on another level though, he's in another universe!
@@luuketaylor too right, that Welcome to the bakery line from an old show he did was interstellar
Ed's sassy walk at 2.20 just kills me.
2:20
Ah Dara. "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha" when he gets it.
Hugh Dennis is on fire this week
Cool shirt too!
Ed Byrne is the panelist you hate to love. But you do.
We don’t deserve Milton Jones
Oh yes we do!
But he's the comedian we need! 🤪😁
"Witnesses say he fell over and stopped breathing after a breakfast of fried eggs. So the cause of death could've been sunny-cide."
If he was wearing a traffic cone on his head, technically he wasn't _completely_ naked.
But would he be considered for the Off-broadway adaptation of the 90's movie coneheads?
One traffic cone will never cover a pair of bollards
Normally I don't like Milton's humor, be he was funny this time. That cell joke was great.
The "No leads (Leeds)" pun is going around for years in different forms.
Leeds?
I assumed that meant no dog leashes. There is a Leeds pun in there?
@@chiokjarse in a previous episode the made a joke about a northern town disappearing. No Leeds.
Is there a b&q in York?
I don't know but there are 2 Es in Leeds
This never gets old, I don't know how they do it 👏×7
What’s that smell in the bathroom Watson, is that the garbage?
No, poop Sherlock
I landed on earth at the damn right place
A line you wouldn't hear in a detective show: Charizard! Use Flamethrower!
Detective Pikachu: _Are you sure about that?_
@@Tredenix touche'
@@dragonbrown1494 alt + 0233 and 201 for É
Suspect no2 I choose you.... Because you are black
The bbc are so good at reporting.
So far... no leads! 🤣
Tell it to the judge mister (Law And Order suspense sound) what the heck was that?
Just my ringtone, officer.
So far No leads 😂😂
I don't get the Tesco Metro joke.
Tesco Metro is a convenience store.
Ed ❤️😂
This all looks very suspicious, but I don't know why you brought me here. I'm a newsagent, not a detective.
I’m guilty, the end, roll titles
Miss the show, miss the comedians.
A knob shaped like a what...? X)
A magnum ice cream.. By streets or Paul's
choc-ice
Magnum PI carried a 1911 in .45acp.
Unlikely lines to hear at a comedy awards show
‘and the winner is…Ed Byrne’
😀👀
damn I'm so early 😂😂😂
Why has Maisie Adams gone for the ten year old boy look?
It's a Chelsea Girl haircut that was popular I 70s/80's with mod/skinhead girls, that's why she's also wearing a polo shirt style dress
Can't lie I like it
I hope she can afford the rest of her hair cut soon poor lass
Who is she?
@@me-ju3fv the woman on the thumbnail, cant remember her name
@@wayne20uk yeah no I agree she isn't funny
You don't even bother to check her name but you find energy to slag her off for not being pretty the way you prefer. 😜
@@livb6945 Eh? I don't care what she looks like
That sharing of a cell joke was truly brilliant. Dara didn't get it because you actually need to be educated to get it
What, the Dara who has a degree in maths and theoretical physics? Hardly uneducated.
LOL, Dara not only has a degree in math and theoretical physics, he's hosted numerous science programs on TV and radio, written several books about science, is a national debating champion in two languages, and is also a respected newspaper columnist. This is all in addition to being an award winning comedian and Guinness Book of Records holder.
And what exactly have YOU done lately?,
@@williamb4652 I mean really if we are gonna call a Uni in Ireland an institution of higher learning then we really are being loosey-goosey with the term.
What made you think he didn't get it?
Lol for a troll with a troll face as their profile pic.... you're shit at trolling
How is the French joke even remotely funny?.
Poirot impression
It's not a French joke monsieur, it's Belgian!
Its not
@@cd-xr3gy I think you and GC should continue at the argument clinic.
@@smuller8988 Thank you S Muller..where is said clinic?
Maisie Adams had the weirdest hair cut, but some great legs.
Jgg
Could someone explain the "innocent black man" joke? I can't make out the punchline.
Cos the topic is lines you wouldn’t hear so to blame it on a black man is a likely line
@@jayro792 Except if "You can't blame it on a black man!" is an unlikely line, then either the police don't usually blame it on a black man or they don't argue against it very often. It's a badly structured joke.
Remember when this show was an edgy thing?
What is the function of the buzzer which is came up after every joke?
The buzzer is more or less a standard, or default, kind of thing, it has (almost) always been there. It functions as a separator to indicate when Dara thinks the joke has been delivered, and to tell the next comedian that it is their turn to take to the microphone. It can also be a nice separator for the video editors to separate the jokes when making a separate compilation of individual comedians' jokes. I choose to look at it as a replacement for the classic drum set "badum-tsh" kind of punchline highlighter.
The 'newbie' and Angela did not hit the mark in this clip.
Only your point of view
His name Is Magnum because its his surname 😑
Pedant. I thought it was because he was a big baby and the size of the bottle used at his christening party.
People dying, ya laugh. What's that word? Inappropriate.
Seriously if we all mopped because someone died we would be dead ourselves, seriously dude get a life! We can have a laugh it’s called a release valve from the crap we’ve been through, so I would ask did you have a bypass to remove your funny bone?
People dying, yet you seek out comedy videos specifically to complain that people shouldn't be laughing. What's that word? Hypocrite.
@@gwishart i'm not seeking them, algorithm shoving them down my throat, loser who watches half-assed attempts at being humorous. Old geezer who lives down the road in a box and debates with pigeons is funnier than this.
أختكم من اليمن , أبي متوفي من 3سنة بسبب الحرب وعندي 4أخوات وحالنا يعلم الله فيه واني متكفلة فيهم , واني الان قمت بعمل قنات وربما أربح منها لكن ينقصني الكثير من المش تركين .
واتمنى ما تسخروا مني , وأعرف إن هذه الطريقه غلط لكنها الطريقه الوحيده اللي اقدر من خلالها اكسب نقود حلال💔 لا سامح الحرب اللي وصلتنا لذي المراحل( )
Sorry Haandi, can you translate this so us stupid people can understand?
Your Spirograph is broken.
Don't you just hate left wing comedians?
Well until a funny right wing comedian exists, they're all we've got
Bernard Manning died many years ago…
Woke Joke's are so funny!!!
Exactly which joke was so 'woke' that your hurt little feelings motivated you to cry about it online?
Crap humour
Is it me or are female comedians not funny 🤔
it's you
Not funny