"You're Kinda Quick for a Fat F*cker" | Snatch (Brad Pitt, Jason Stathem)
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
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Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.
© Sony Pictures
Every couple of years, I will rewatch Snatch with a couple of beers and a joint and laugh my ass off at the same jokes. One of my guilty pleasures in life. I'm a simple man !
cheeerz and puf paf to that !
Sounds like a good way to spend evening
same
Smoke Weed......Hail the Beast.
Same fella
All of these years and I still have no fucking idea what Brad Pitt's character says in this whole film.
DO YOU LIKE DAGS?
Isariat yacangetthejist witdacontext
PERIWINKLE BLOOO
Ya naught geing naw wear till te jabs dane
Best character acting in any movie ever.
I felt the fear in Tommy’s face at the end. Brilliant acting by Stephen Graham, a Band of Brothers
He did a great job playing Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire
Isn't it donny whalberg in band of brothers
@@rgblanka7344 He played 1sgt. C. Lipton
Most definitely top-notch acting through the whole moving still in my collection of favorites
Stepehen Graham is a band of brothers?
I never get tired of watching this film.
Absolute GOLD.
It is, as is the previous of Guy Ritchie, Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels; Hillarious!
I had this movie on DVD about 20 years ago.
There was a special setting on the Closed Captions that only worked when Mikey was talking.
Came here to say this. It was so fucking needed.
I almost spat my tea out reading this 🍵💦🤣
The pikey subtitles❤
it's not Irish, it's not English
I believe Brad Pitt voiced Boomhauer's brother once
Think I like the whole crowd shutting up when brad gives the you'll stay till the job is finished line.
"Snatch" is Brilliant and Pitt was perfect in it.
there were so many great performances in this flick, but Pitt did an amazing job
brads a good actor in general, olmost every film hes in hes amazing
Golden Brown... at that moment. One of the best film scoring decisions you'll ever come across.
One of the best songs about herion there is.
I'll go with Baby Blue at the closing of Breaking Bad. Yeah I know it was a TV series but that was EPIC
"Why the f***k do I want a caravan that's got no f***kin wheels?!"
The first time I heard this line I about pissed my pants
'Which makes him harder than a coffin nail'. What a great line!!!
"YOU STAY TIL THE JOB'S DONE" A motto I've applied my successes in life. Thanks Guy Ritchie.
And a motto for TRUMP.. 🫡
Yer git it rong. He sas "Jab" net "Job" ya fkun clkentling
a shame you haven't applied it to basic grammar and spelling
@@vicholm1000 🤮
@@bears9574 both of you are assholes for polarizing the issue.
Let’s hope you don’t have to ask me to dig your child out of rubble and then tell me who you voted for like I’d care.
Pitt absolutely murdered that role. In my book, he is one of the most underrated actors in holywood, as silly as it sounds.
I didn't want to like him, but then I saw A River Runs Through It... Realized I was being foolish "just because the girls swooned".. then 12 monkeys, and all the rest... 🎯🎯
He's one of the more popular examples of "character actor stuck in the body of a leading man". The guy really gets into his characters and nails the roles he's given. This is very dependent on the director and writing (nobody coulda made the World War Z fella interesting) but given a good character he'll nail it every time 👌
WHO IS UNDERRATING BRAD PITT?!?!
One of the greatest movies of all time.
Best is Fight Club 😻
Brad Pitt nailed the accent. He was great in that movie.
He at least deserved an Oscar nomination for this performance, personally I think he deserved the Oscar itself. Great performance great character
I couldn't understand a word he said.
@@thomasvilla6109cause he was speaking pikey.
@@thomasvilla6109 that was the whole point 😅
@@thomasvilla6109 Rewatch with subtitles once.
Lock stock n 2 smoking barrels and Snatch are fking masterpieces of film. Both brought Statham to stardom…
Guy Ritchie too
They are definitely masterpieces. Crazy how jason statham went from comedy/drama actor to action star all of a sudden.
It's been so long since I've seen Lock Stock &.... that I either forgot or never realized that had Statham in it. That movie is a classic.
Now i have to rewatch this today , maybe just binge Guy Ritchie movies all day
Brad Pitt at his best, a character actor.
I absolutely love this movie, from the dog squeak toy to bricks sayings, such a well made movie start to finish. This might even be Pitts best acting of his entire career as well 💯
I'm Irish and needed a (CC) translator for this when i first watched it all those years ago; still baffled to this day! I think Brad Pitt is more Turkish than "Turkish"!
Ive watched it so much I understand him.
Haha same here 😂
She’s terrible partial to the Periwinkle Blue Boys
the soundtrack to this movie was the soundtrack to my life for the early 2000s
how come?
@@dimwitsixtytwelve it was just awesome exposure to music I wouldn't have encountered otherwise at the time. Like Golden Brown by The Stranglers as an example - awesome song that I was too young to have come across at the time
@@fretstain That's cool man! Not a bad sound track at all
@@dimwitsixtytwelve yea! The kill bill soundtracks had a similar effect for me. There was a 2-3 year stretch in the early 2000s where all I listened to was movie soundtracks
Unreal acting by Brad Pitt;not even English but really had it down perfectly!!!!!!!!!!.
Pitts best acted role
One of the greatest movie ever written, directed and produced on earth❤
Could you name any that weren't?
I love how Pitt's character leaves himself open and takes a few punches, I guess for dramatic effect. However, if you've watched one UFC match you know that if either fighter gets one good shot in, the other guy is completely f'ed.
True that. The difference between Hollywood's idea of a fight and reality. In real life, no one who knows anything about fighting wants to let the other guy hit him first. When men fight, someone gets hurt.
Unless you're Anderson Silva in his prime!
@@thomasvilla6109 yeah,i always say tho....Only the first punch hurts...after that,you dont feel anything.
@@CanANYONEthink Anderson seemed like he fell out of the matrix and decided to become an mma fighter, he was the next step beyond Chuck Liddel when it came to striking elites in the ufc
@@thomasvilla6109 or as a wise man once said, "no one wins a fight".
The best part is.... Brad Pitt and Benicio del Toro stared in Snatch for next to nothing..... just to be in it
The only movie in English that I still need subtitles 😂😂 it’s like listening to a gypsy boomhauer
I've watched this movie fifty times, and I'll watch it another fifty times.
that counter cross was HELL!
Save your breath for cooling your porridge 😂
The way he moves after they lift him up off the fence panel is priceless
I just love this movie ! One of my all time favorites! I love Guy Ritchie
Dyah loik dags?? Priceless.
An free dag with every caravan.
Sure. I like dags.
I didn’t get the free dag till now 😂
☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂
This was my favorite Brad Pitt character. ( you like Daags?)
One of my favorite movies of all time.
I haven't decided which pet I prefer - a cot or a dag.
Well done! It reminds me of the bar fight between Hank Stamper and Biggie Newton in Ken Kesey’s Sometimes a Great Notion. In Hank’s own words, “I had to come on pretty strong to beat Biggie.”, who Kesey described as a 6 foot six prehistoric biped stuffed into coveralls and hobnail boots.
Great scene, obviously well researched, and well written, the execution by the entire cast was brilliant!
I can’t do a proper British accent. Not even close.
But…I have seen this movie so many times, my Bricktop impression is on point! And I can’t stray too far from the script or I’ll lose it.
In ‘06 I was in England and managed to impress a few locals by slipping a few of Bricktop’s lines into the conversation😂 A couple of the guys had not even seen the movie, so they had no idea where I was coming from.
Goody gum drops!
They were being polite to you, they probably walked away saying "ahhh, Bless him for trying"
Inside jokes - where only a select few people are in the loop - are the absolute best! It is like a private gag reel. [See Al Pacino's "god" speech in the Devil's Advocate].
@@julianblake8385 "No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough." ~ BrickTop
I sat in a cube with this guy from London. His buddy from Ireland and another friend, a Scot, would walk over & they would BS for half an hour. I was listening & they were speaking English, but I couldn’t hardly ever understand jack.
That’s because English is not our First language, and we don’t like speaking it as it’s a reminder of the times ye English enslaved and brutalised us.
I've travelled extensively during military service and subsequent work in business. The only time I had absolutely no idea what someone was trying to communicate was on a British Airways flight when a flight attendant was speaking to me in English.
I had an ex & his band mates & him, when they would drink...their East London accents would get thicker and thicker...we would joke that by the end of a night..it just sounded like a group of Harbour seals.." wa..right right right whu whu roigh..whu?"
"Aaron earned an iron urn." ua-cam.com/video/Esl_wOQDUeE/v-deo.html
Air Traffic Control - SNL ua-cam.com/video/UGRcJQ9tMbY/v-deo.html
8^)
I had a similar situation. I went into a small packed bar in Manhattan. The bartender was from Ireland. He was talking and talking to me. Like you said, I hardly understood a word he said and he was speaking English!
He said “you’ve a hell of a kick for fat …..”
I agree he is brilliant in this, this and the big short are his best films, not the usual type cast films 4 his looks
was phenomenal in Kalifornia as an uncouth sadist
@@MichaelAachen Early Grace was he best role
"You know what happens when you fight!!" one of my favorite lines :)
Named Nospam and posts multiple vapid comments that could have easily been wrapped into one.
FFS
That narration at the end and the way he hits that f word are glorious.
Jason Flemyng as mickey's pikey homeboy is my favorite background character
The back cracking several times is a nice touch.
THIS fukkin' movie... Holy $hit, Guy "The Genius" Ritchie!
Guy Ritchie is a great filmmaker he hasn’t missed yet!
One of the best movies ever. And with a title like that kind of memorable.😁
Not just this particular film. There are several snatches Brad Pitt has played in that I would love to see....🌺👀
Nor do I….and Hugh’s song seems just about right in every way..
"So that's the kind of fight it's gonna be!" Lol. I laugh every time :)
LOL!! 0:18 "Oh you bastard i fuckin hate pikey's while he's circling in and all you see is a plethora of pikey merch 🤣🤣
Great movie. One Brad Pitts best movies
That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a counterpunch. And a beautiful one too 😮
Pitt should have an Oscar for this one.
Bred Pitt's Tyler Durden kicked in!🔥👊💥👊💥👊💥
Ironically weight classes exist for a reason, Micky miraculously standing up still after being sucker punched by Gorgeous George is simply plot armour, in real life he'd be out cold.
I guess that's why they call this a movie, genius.
Dunno abt that bro I've seen small lads knock fuck outta big lads..it's down to stamina and fitness
Adam Fogerty aka the Big Man was a pro boxer and rugby player
Cheers for that.
Was Brat taking a dump?🤣
of course he was :)
@@exicunowlibra4238 Nah, a piss.
Yep. Dropping a deuce.
he needed to have a shite!
Really well chosen clip start and finish, great reminder of the rest of that Till the Job's Done moment
I could barely make out a word they said
I have an Irish friend that came to America to my work. He would get mad at me because I told him I couldn't understand him. We are now close friends and I understand him well now. Good Lad he is !
Thats how real British people talk unfortunately 😂
Don't worry, neither could they.
I have an Irish Surname. Grew up with Glaswegians, watching BBC and Thames on the telly and it was not even a stretch.I took the subtitles personally. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I'm an Ozzie and you gave the Crocodile Hunter subtitles.
@@professornuke7562 do you like dags ? Where abouts in Glasgow? Glasgow is my home city
For years after seeing this, me and my homies called knocking someone out "Golden Browning" them. I still say it sometimes.
I thought I was the only one lol
Big fella's mistake was thinking he knew the outcome of the fight. No one has that knowledge, until it's done.
Brad Pitt had way too much fun playing an Irishman. I feel like he mumbles a lot of the words and the directors just let it slide 😂
He didn't play an Irishman, but a pikey
A British style gypsy.
Irish Traveler (Pikie.) Not typical Irish.
Pitt,at his finest!
One of the best movies ever
What's really amazing is that they got a Land Rover to actually work for a few feet 😂
"ah fockin' 'ate pikeys"
The American translation makes this so much funnier.😅
How do they taste?
@@johnv5211 damnit, you beat me to it.. dad jokes ftw
favourite movie clip ever .
Not a single mention of how great he was in fight club.
We don't talk about fight club....
@@jimrobinson5628 that's because snatch was before fight club.
@@MaryHurd-ix9wjno it wasn’t snatch was a year after .
I remember that cos Brad was still in fighting shape fresh from making fight club
Mickey is speaking Newfie from Newfoundland, Canada. Look up the Newfoundland accent from Canada, and you'll see what I mean.
One of the best actors, Jason Stathem.
Jason is a pretty good narrator!
5:36 … so if I had to guess it’s probably the guy on the right with long hair who helped keep Tommy alive. The bald one on the left looks ready to kill him.
That's Darren, the younger brother, likely honoring his ma's commitment to no murders being done round here.
I love this movie.... Great characters.
what a freaking great movie
This scene put Newfoundland on the map. This is exactly what a Newfie accent sounds like
After spending several decades hanging out with Newfies I had no trouble understanding him whatsoever.
ok, so the handsomest guy is the toughest?
Story of my life
@@kingswing00same
hes just got that Alex Pereira Ko power
Thankyou so much for leaving in Golden Brown and Tommy trying to hold it together as two men argue about killing him right in front.
This why I give Brad Pitt a free pass. He's actually a fantastic actor.
great film.
I don't know why but I've always been able to hear through thick accents that are speaking English.
Most native Englishmen can
@@Jkens you’d be surprised. Coming from Texas I have to translate.
@@justanothergrunt9053 Englishmen it’s easier for us because we’re used to the accents in person but as a American I’d be impressed you can understand pikey..we barely can
@@Jkens didn’t have much trouble the first go through and pikey is hard. You’re not wrong. I’ve just seen enough I guess.
Fun movie and great acting! The fighting? Come on guys. About as realistic as my knocking out Mike Tyson.
Ironically back in the 80s, Mr Pitt was close to sparring with mr.tyson...lol
@@heathcliffrichardson5975 😄
@@Mr.SharkTooth-zc8rm that's because you have never seen an unsanctioned bare knuckle fist fight
@@MaryHurd-ix9wj 🤓👍
I was going to give a comment - but I just decided to go ahead. I get the comedy part. There, I did it.
And he was all stretching up for this 1 punch :-D
Was Mickey taking a dump between the car and caravan?
jeez when he threw him and had him down he could have just killed him
You think they would have gotten out alive after that?
It's hard to watch them treat Al Capone like this.
I've never seen a body cut as well as Brads was in fight club.
I remember Madonna wearing a Snatch T-shirt when the movie came out.
Iconic movie
So that's the kinda fighting its going to be?" Hahahaha!
"need to have a shit" best line in the whole film.
I always had a harder time understanding Brick Top than Mickey
Loved this movie
Brad's best role ( absolutley nailed the role..had me convinced he wad a real "pikey".loved it) in my opinion closley followed by the Bastards..cheers