Boris Johnson's hilarious election advert | 12 Questions to Boris Johnson
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
- Boris Johnson's funny moments come up a lot in his general election broadcast, but the message is clear. There's a simple choice at this election: getting Brexit done and unleashing Britain's potential with Boris Johnson and the Conservatives, or more dither and delay with the Lib Dems and SNP propping up Jeremy Corbyn's Labour government.
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French teacher: “what did you eat last night”
Me: “i ate steak and chips it was very gd 👍
KishiCluck found that insta didn’t you you
Ok.
lmao that’s what i said to my french teacher for my oral exam (in french ofc)
Clsssix
OVEN CHIPS YOU MEAN
“Hi Boris you alright?”
“I’m good, how are you?”
*doesn’t reply*
Haha
How are you is kind of a retorical question
and I see we've spotted the non-native english speaker in the crowd
@@emptyangel What’s your point
@@WiCkEdGaMeRYT no one respords to that question thats the whole point
No one:
Literally no one:
Boris: Fish and chips on a cold night on a beach
I dont think you understand this joke format, he was literally answering a question
Also Boris, makes a cold cup of tea
I think what he meant was fish and chips on a cold night ‘or’ on the beach. But forgot to say the or 😂
@@Gamer-rs3om the thing he got the water from is a thing that constantly has ready to drink hot water
@@Stormin.93 no, cold beaches are amazing. Such an exciting chill
I've never been so worried about tea before
No tea was harmed in the making of this commercial...
Bet you're even more worried today though! 😂😂
@@simonbirkbeck2856 no tea was warmed as well. he just took water out of the tap!! madman
Yes, I cook myself.
Oven ready, slam it in the microwave.
😂😂
Matt Mecham lol
I don't understand what is wrong with this
Lol
Lara Palma he said its oven ready yet slam it in the microwave? A microwave is not an oven. Please don’t vote for conservatives
MICROWAVE OVEN.
Can we ask the REAL questions here. What kind of magic does he have to not spill his Tea? LOOK AT THE ANGLE AND GESTURES!!!
LOL fantastic angle here
🤣🤣😂
can't balance a mug of tea, certainly can't be relied upon to produce a balanced economy
Comerade Corbyn is going to balance the economy between the muslim pound and the pink pound, and then move us to gay halal euros. No fanks blud.
@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda
And the economy will crash with the forced devaluation of the sheckel.
You can't expect to be taken seriously when you add milk to tea that early in the brewing process
He didn't even put the milk back properly,
HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE TEA PROPERLY. How's he expected to run a Country (into the ground...)
This is how you make tea when you are not a peasant.
HE DIDNT EVEN STIR IT
Elle you clearly live in poverty lollll
Did he leave his teabag in?!
Yes he likes strong tea. :).
MrJC1 strong tea for a strong leader
Yes yes he did he also didn't stir so you know "strong leader" who can't even stir a tea can't wait till the country's in peices over Brexit meanwhile Boris hear can't make a proper cuppa
@@doctorsprok left wing idiocy at its finest. Please tell me you are trolling with this comment.
@@Nigel296 yes my man. Yes!
20 takes and that was the best one
Edward Shaw imagine corbyn standing up and saying boo of booerns in the commons lol
Edward Shaw I was saying Boo-ris, - Moleman
20 takes and he still failed to make tea properly
"oven ready, slam it in the microwave"
Microwave oven dumbo.
@@TonyFisherPuzzles bruh
3:17
haha is this a peep show outtake ?
Charla green Haha! Camera switches to Corrigan... “are we the baddies?” 😂😂😂
Johnson
Jakki Hanson You’re the bad one mate, if anyone is
Sam Ludendorff You clearly haven’t watched peep show or get the reference so jog on pal
Jakki Hanson Incorrect guess from you. I have watched peep show, loser.
I get up in the morning. Take my dog for a walk. He does his business and I think to myself Sunday Bloody Sunday. I'd also have to say that my favourite band has to be... The best of the Beatles.
I hate to do this to you boris but The Clash - Guns of Brixton is actually about the feelings of discontent that were building due to heavy-handedness of the police that led to the riots, the recession and other problems at that time - all made possible thanks to a Tory government.
"Urgh, I'm not playing that again"
Cashback.
When I saw that the brexit deadline was extended I was like ''yes its an extender''
@@tomrowley7853 it's a Brextender.
@@dez6855 God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?
2:05 No wonder the clash aren't his faviroute. They don't know whether to stay or go...
Underrated comment
Well there's favorite, favourite, and now it's faviroute
Left the tea bag in and didn’t stir... oh borris
You are not meant to stir or press the teabag. This releases tannin, which is acidic and bitter (and stains the teeth). Allow the teabag to infuse freely for 2 to 3 minutes. Look up Twinings on YT.
Man this is so British lol
@@bobbieboe I do that and have had no issues lol
@@emmetfoster7430 You're allowed to from those taps, it comes out with boiling water.
Boris always asks how everyone is doing,
but Boris never asks who everyone is doing.
58 takes later, Boris completes the speech
This is what a French speaking exam sounds like to a French person
Holy .... wah .. wah ? What ? I think the script needed a few more innit gezzers and at least one "I got a cracking pot noodle from a food bank"
“I’m good how are you”
“.....”
Good start
I’m much more stressed out on him shaking his cup of tea vigorously like it’s about to spill.
No one responds to Boris Johnson when he asks how they’re doing. Brings a tear to my eye.
It's because he evidently doesn't normally! It's just a PR stunt. Evil, evil man.
How can you put something "oven ready" in the microwave? Surely that's a recipe for disaster!
Microwave oven
I see what you did there
Lmao the puns
Oh - so he’s really just a regular guy - like us?!
Ha ha ha
Seriously
No he is a rich creep like all prime minsters everywhere m what makes it worse in England is they have managed to take your guns and now they are not afraid of you !
fastfrankblack with a £171k a year salary..
@@s.146 OK that is your decision ...but they for sure arent afraid of you holding a pitchfork :)
I couldn't concentrate during that last part in fear that he was tilting the cup too much and the tea was going to spill.
1:52 like if this is why ur watching this😂
I just cringed so hard I nearly astral projected
My favourite comment so far.
Its clever and engaging. You brainlets only enjoy laughing at dumb ass Reddit memes, stupid ass compilations, and whatever your friends share on Discord. Democracy fails when idiots like you live and breath.
Monsieur Sir Ok boomer
Is that another way of saying you burst a pile ?
@@monsieursir1305
I liked it and I still cringed. I don’t think the point of it was to be cool or relatable, but rather to be a little bit weird and staged and stale. The media team for the Conservatives has been pretty good about their content as far as irony goes lately.
He should of said he’s a fan of Stormzy 😂🤣😂
No because I don't see how anyone could be.
@@matthewread7220 u got bad taste
@@thelatenightgamer2624 not really, stormzy is shit
@@matthewread7220 I think you missed the joke. Stormzy chanted "Fuck Boris" as part of his lyrics.
Just a sweaty try hard you’re a chav
Oh wow. He's so much more relatable than I realised. He likes Marmite. He makes oven chips. He makes his own tea. And he likes The Clash. What's not to like? He's got my vote.
I’m not allowed to vote but I would vote for him
@@bnap3221 I was joking
I wasn’t. So there we are.
@@bnap3221 and you proved idiots are not only stupid voters but unsurprisingly don't grasp sarcasm either.
Kevtb87 I’ve done you mate. I obviously got your simpleton sarcasm and took the comment at face value, always remaining one step ahead of you.
Fish and chips on a cold night on a beach. You what mate?
😂🤣😂🤣
Which bit didn't you understand? - I'll try to help....
Lmaoo
@@adnamahamoud6375
Boris
amoha m you haven’t had fish and chips on the beach on a cold night? You aren’t british
Why does this look like a scene from The Office 😂😂
1:53 me in french class 😂
Refusing to feed vulnerable children is the very definition of compassion of you ask me
I’m not voting for a man who doesn’t take the teabag out of his cuppa
@Kevin S ツTM yeah but he added the milk whilst it was brewing making it colder. Tea not brewed properly.
Fish & chips on a cold night on the beach? Eh?
“Nobody said we could do it, but we did” so David Brent
Tom Hardy deserves an oscar for this performance
He has let himself go though, hasn't he...
hey, never compare the Hardy to this sack of vile.
Tom Hardy votes Conservative.
THIS IS THE MOST IVE LAUGHED IN LIKE 3 YEARS
Glad you liked my advert!
‘hilarious’ are the conservatives mocking themselves now? 😂
OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE.........................Unlike the humourless Labour party.
Not as hilarious as Labour’s recently published joke book, otherwise known as the Labour Manifesto.
MrMarmalizer I’m a labour supporter but that was funny af 😂
No, they're trying to appeal to the "youth" hence the medium and doing a little bit of subliminal messaging (not that subtle really). Very scripted, given The British Trump actually manages to string together complete sentences for a change!
@@iamfinky whereas Corbyn was so magnificently articulate in his half hour car crash interview with Andrew Neil. I almost felt sorry for the shrivelled old commie.
Say what you like about his integrity/policies, but he does seem to like that Asian man and make his own tea...
Yeah because it’s a scripted video 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ahh boris hes such a man of the people 🙄
Exactly, He’s like a terrible AI programme trying to run for prime minister.
80 majority and respecting the PEOPLE so yes.
@@TonyFisherPuzzles this aged well
Sorry Boris couldn’t listen to you with that tea bag in your cup.
Best way to have it, like a teapot.
how did he not spill his tea once?
1:50 “this guy does THE best Ali G impression Aye!”
Spot on mate
Oh wait, no...it's the other one
Presumably he came from an agency renting out BAME people for political adverts...
Andrew McCafferty What are the BAME people?
Sam Ludendorff the uk term to refer to ppl of ethnic minorities Asian, black, and so on and so on
Boris is a forgiving person, not a bitter person. He absorbs all negativities thrown at him.
@TON 618 He forgave Michael Gove after all nastiness, forgave Amber Ruud, Niki Morgan, etc. Corbyn is a bitter person. You could see during the queen speech walking side by side with Boris.
Hmmm.
"wots ve most sopwizing fing you've fand abaat bein PM?"
Pleb James 😂
Tory HQ managed to get Dick Van Dyke to come out of retirement for his most ‘SALT OF THE EARTH’ role so far!
Finally a colab between my two favourite things: the office and bojo
It’s Count Binface for you!
Is that the first cup of tea johnson has ever made himself in his life?
No. He knew exactly where the cups were, where the hot water was etc. He'd made a brew in there before. I know you were eager to make a smart arse UA-cam comment, but the answer to your question was in the video...
@@Eat-MyGoal rehersed jeez u must b hopeless at reading body language. If u struggle, that could be why. I have to admit it shocked me to learn communication is 80% body language.
Im just really shocked you cldnt tell
Boris is alright
Would you not put an oven ready meal in the oven? He has said this about five different times you think he will realise by now.
Perfect :')
He doesn't know how to work a microwave, much less cook
Chris Tarrant has let himself go.
You’ve let yourself go, if anyone has. Just look at yourself, you’re an embarrassment love
Nonsense, I’m a hottie.
Haha this made me think of the long-standing Stewart Lee joke.
@@OneEyedWheeler I believe that is exactly what I was refering to.
@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda Difficult to tell as it's a common phrase even if you've never heard of the legend but it's a reference I make a lot too. In fact, whenever I write "Stewart Lee", my phone's dictionary offers to complete the sentence with, "has really let himself go"! :-D
“We’re investing in the NHS”
1% pay increase: *are you sure about that*
They already have enough pay why should more of my tax money should be use. Invest means investment in hospital infrastructure and technology not make the staff more rich.
@@maku8075 bruh without the NHS we’d be done for. Don’t you remember hearing about the awful conditions they went through? Do you really think they deserve as little as a 1% pay rise after treating millions of people?
@@saturnsandjupiters358 millions of people are homeless and jobless those Money they get as pay rise are tax payers money we don't have have money to feed our family let alone give it to government as tax to increase pay for thier employees.
@@maku8075 The only reason the homeless and jobless can get healthcare is due to the NHS being put in place by a socialist Labour government in 1948. Why do you have a problem with the super-rich being taxed in order to give to underpaid NHS staff, who provide healthcare to everyone, regardless of their social class.
@@rtyums6830NHS is not funded only by tax form rich people it is funded through the tax of us. And now is not the time to increase tax for the already high wage of the government employees. I have no objection with taxing the rich woke socialist coporations. But I don't believe any socialist promises they are friends with big Business major corporations. It all starts with taxing the rich but in turn increase the tax of us poor people.
It’s like the untold rule, never respond to Boris when he asks how you’re doing.
FUN FACT: The tax burden under the Tories is the highest since the 70s. "The Party of Business".
Gustav Einarsson good for you.
"Fish and chips on a cold night on a beach" hahahaha boris mate youre barking out your backside
The people who think Boris is a "lad who just likes fish and chips like the rest of us, yeh" shouldn't vote.
@@Gabelolguy a man whose physical heath is in the state of Borris’s is unlikely to not be a fan of fish and chips. Probably a fan of a lot of other things but I don’t think he has ever looked at a chippy and thought “Ooh, don’t fancy that.”
@@Bushflare honestly, I just hate the conservatives diluting a complete political message by putting "NHS?" next to "oi what you wanna eat borris? Fish and chips mate?" it's a bit patronising. I know someone who's voting Conservative only because he likes these videos. It's manipulative.
@@Gabelolguy Of course it's manipulative, but so is all political theatre. Labour aren't much better themselves, it's just that the Conservatives are choosing to manipulate through humour rather than through lies/guilt/etc. (Not that they're not lying, because they're Politicians and that comes with the territory.)
No matter which political party you choose you gotta accept they're just your favourite flavour of shit, and that kinda sucks, but hey, at least I have chicken.
@@Bushflare I suppose you're right.
Fact Check UK sent me here.
Oh man its gonna be so funny when he sells off the NHS, oh wait, no it won't.
You’re right, it won’t, because it won’t happen.
Bushflare what because boris said so? 😂 get your head out your arse
No he has not. He's heavily invested in the NHS and is passionate about it. He even refused to change medical suppliers a few months ago.
Look up the facts. Jeremy Corbyn lied about it to get fickle people like you to go against the Conservatives. It's even been found he's been conversing with Russia to attempt to oust Boris. Is that really what you want? Putin getting his way? Even worse Corbyn as PM?
@Fred bear say gay if you're what
@@thelord5895 gay
Please stop pretending he's a normal human being and not a lizard
Maddy Cozins he’s not a lizard, I think he is a example of the Ancient Greek gods. When they come down from Olympus and just fuck around with the mortals.
No the title of lizard goes to Mark Zuckerberg
“And we can pay for all that” umm are you sure Boris last time I checked we are like 3 trillion in debt ?
Nathan Howe I know let’s increase our debt pretend we have money and blame it on everyone else
The principle is that you spend money in hopes of making money. Does it always work? Eh... investment’s a fickle business but so is making money in general so what’re you gonna do.
Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t, either way the debt bomb is unlikely ever to go off, or at the very least not for a long time so we can work on reducing the deficit.
No you are wrong it is not 3 trillion. Think before you speak
Bushflare fair enough but my point was simply how he’s saying we can afford it when we are already in trillions of debt
David Baird Firstly chill out boomer i didn’t write this comment asking for a political debate and second of all I have just checked and by 2018 the uk was in 1.78 trillion debt so it’s safe to assume that’s close to 2 trillion now therefore yeah I suppose I wasn’t 100% accurate but my point was literally we are trillions in debt and yet he still says “we can afford it “ 🤷♀️
What kind of monster puts milk in their tea without letting it brew
Clearly Dominic Cummings’ influence is behind this 😂
Actually I don't think that's Cummings. I hope we see a bit of his influence during the campaign.
@@heronsdoor4658 well if that's all you have to hope for I'd say you were hopeless...
"Oven ready, slam it in the microwave"
He makes tea with water from a tap, immediately adds milk. If an English man can't make a cuppa, what other talents is he lacking.
lordkorner the tap supplied boiling water, the biggest crime is that he leaves the teabag in !
Fascinating Office-style broadcast by Boris. I was most impressed by how he knew where the milk was for his Tea but not by his lack of cooking knowledge that an ‘oven-ready Brexit’ can be slammed in the Microwave!
I'm actually dying 🤣🤣🤣
@Bloodshot Eyes yes indeed saves money for his cuppas using cold water I mean the NHS
so are a lot more people in the last 9 years
Biggest investment to the NHS in a generation? I didn't know that 10 year-olds could vote.
You cannae even make a cup of tea, fudd.
Real men leave the tea bag in! Britain needs leaders with tea-bags!
Aye he a Wei special
The art of brewing-on-the-go. I do just the same at work.
@@heronsdoor4658 uh huh so you don't use a kettle u use the hot tap and leave the teabag
@@doctorsprok if you need to get somewhere yes. Otherwise it won't brew well enough. Just like when you buy takeaway tea from a Café.
Who’s here after his epic failure
This guy is a great actor. It's like watching Sean Penn in I am Sam.
Hahaha ;-)
Juncker is the villain
Bet he’s never had fish n chips or listened to the clash.
Of course he has. He loves fish n chips.
"oven ready, slam it in the microwave"... just about sums up the political competency of this man
It's been his mantra for last couple of weeks 😂 Not the sort of guy you would trust with a pot noodle, let alone a country
Its funny. Chill out.
@@MrJC1 It's funny because he's painfully incompetent though. It's takes quite a sadistic sense of humour.
I was staring at his tea to make sure it didn’t spill 😂😂
Is this VOGUE, 53 questions with Boris Johnson?
Vague
@@pkg996 so politics marmite or no marmite
Oven ready, aka Half Baked.
Alan Newman bravo sir, bravo😂
I could never vote for someone stupid enough to sit on a cold beach, his chips would go cold
At night as well apparently!
I reckon he slammed his oven chips in the microwave
"The Clash" lmao
Anyone who makes a cup of tea like he just did is a pagan.
LOL!
Paigon
Spencer Lievens anyone who uses the word ‘pagan’ just is a chav in a council house who is voting labour for more benefits not realising their tax is raising through the roof because they don’t have a maths gcse either
@@Tom-zt4cq That is is best thing I've read in such a long time
TeckerzGaming wow you’re speaking just like a pagan. It’s people like you that are keeping the classes strictly divided allowing the rich to sap up the power that should be distributed amongst all of society. Don’t look down on people just because they speak in a different way to you, because it’s the quality of what they are saying that matters not the manner in which they do so. Making assumptions about people just because they speak in a certain way isn’t cool either. Just don’t be a wasteman innit. No long ting.
Wow .... Just Wow...
I can see what they are trying to do but ... Come on 😵
My thoughts exactly... what the hell did we just watch?! I something tells me that it took a lot of takes to get through it.
they have worst ads on facebook with straight out attacks
There's nothing funnier than watching excessively rich people try and pretend they're normal lol
It's not working is it? 🤣
actually love boz so much lmaooo what a guy
I like the way he wandered over and made his own tea.
Do we really want a marmite eater as an PM ? Xd
yes
He likes the clash and cooked last night. Yeah, right...
The most underrated quote of the video.”
“Marmite, Yes!”
I like being lied to constantly. That's why I'm voting for Boris.
For some reason the wall just collided with my forehead!
This man is so clever that as an American I would vote for him to be President of the U.S.
Kathy Klochkoff lol
Are you all brain-dead
Yes! I love it when Americans understand sarcasm, there is hope for your people yet!
@@GoogleAreCrooks Well the question of hope for my people is up for questioning!
@KnightOfTheKing I would too!
He left the teabag in lmao-
Oven ready Brexit ..... slam it in the microwave?? Isn’t it the way to get indegestion 🤣🤣
Probably food poisoning as well. Maybe it was the perfect Brexit metaphor.
Shouldn't all those posters say replacing 20,000 0f the 21,000 police officers we got rid off and having the expense of training them and waiting years for them to gain experience oh and they can only be coppers if they have a degree. Admittedly that would be difficult to put on those posters but you should always read the small print. Ps how much is this all going to cost?
Actually the original lot still exist except they police speech online these days.
This is the most “I am like you regular person” thing I’ve ever seen in my life, you can tell his butler cooks everything for him and he eats caviar and lobster every day, I’ve genuinely think he has never seen a Thai curry in his life🤦♀️🤦♀️
Ov course I've eaten thai curry! I wouldn't lie would I!
This reminded me of "73 questions with... from Vogue" so much lol
Have to admit I became exceedingly anxious that he was going to spill that tea.
Are these outtakes from the Prince Andrew interview?
I fought the law
And the law won
I think I just cringed my entire ass off and now I have no idea how I am supposed to have a poo.
This was a funny add. Real & down to earth. Lol id choose a nice beef sunday dinner myself 😉
4:06 hes gonna spill his tea🥴🥴
I didn't notice it the first time round but when I paid attention to it I realised how close that tea was to spilling. It was _so_ close.
"We need to get a new Government" ... couldn't agree more.
Not a chance, kiddies. No free stuff for you.
@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda no matter how hard we made you work for it, or how much we made you pay ;)
I just want a reality sitcom of boris Johnson as pm not in real 😂😂
He fell off so hard, but he did have a good, convincing start. Then again, all politicians say is lies