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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2010
  • Former Tory MP and serial Have I Got News for You guest presenter Boris Johnson joins Jeremy Clarkson for a celebrity interview before taking a rather scenic route out on the track in the Suzuki Liana! Go to / topgear to see a full list of all high quality videos available on the Top Gear UA-cam channel and don't forget to visit www.topgear.com for all the latest news and car reviews.
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  • @BaxstabberzZ
    @BaxstabberzZ 2 роки тому +10316

    Seems like a cool guy, bet he's fun at parties.

  • @mrfantasticxx
    @mrfantasticxx 3 роки тому +18207

    My dad met Boris during the election show on the BBC. There was a table with cheese and crackers, Boris went "Oooo...cheese and crackers".

    • @Mahmood.23
      @Mahmood.23 3 роки тому +613

      What a muppet

    • @PostalZimbabwe
      @PostalZimbabwe 3 роки тому +2084

      @@Mahmood.23 Lighten up lol.

    • @andrepduarte
      @andrepduarte 3 роки тому +831

      Who cares if he's an upper class millionaire leading hundreds of thousands of people (incl children) into poverty in the UK! He likes cheese and crackers! He's just a regular bloke like me!

    • @cirrus393
      @cirrus393 3 роки тому +730

      @@andrepduarte You're an idiot if your understanding of how poverty is created is limited to a single politician. Also, as you clearly don't know your statistics, poverty rates have remained stable for decades, regardless of which party is in charge.

    • @lukeoneill2426
      @lukeoneill2426 3 роки тому +69

      @@cirrus393 You obviously don't understand how statistics work independent of the papers of which they were asserted.
      No one should *ever* take ambiguous, uncontextualized or flippant statistical statements seriously. Clearly from the statement you made you're talking completely out of your arse.
      For example, the unemployment rate decreasing is not evidence of poverty rates "remaining stable".
      All papers I've found relating to poverty actually indicate that whilst the percentage of impoverished people have remained *relatively similar* , the criteria for what constitutes poverty has actually changed (i.e access to Basic ISP, gross collective income {which is dependent on area when compared nationally} etc).
      As a further example the necessity of a working ISP is clearly indicative of cultural change but it poisons the well when we try to unpack these things objectively and furthermore, doesn't account for things that are sacrificed in order to maintain a working ISP.
      Basic economics & the vast increase in population would not allow for stability in any way whatsoever. That would be a complete statistical anomaly.
      That accompanied by the criteria for what constitutes "poverty" being fickle and seemingly intangible, the statistics you claim to know about actually mean nothing and it's absolutely fallacious to even attempt a comparison without giving it the proper context.
      Just out of interest, what papers in particular led you to this conclusion? Even arguably partisan research papers have evidenced that in support of the tories *at best* enabling an economic climate in which poverty & austerity if you like, have become far more prevalent. The issue is actually a semantic issue & quite a sneaky one at that but it is completely disingenuous to claim that it has remained stable.
      It most certainly has not.

  • @bigcoffay9961
    @bigcoffay9961 2 роки тому +2760

    Boris: "Have you ever driven a tractor very fast?"
    Jeremy: "No." *Many years later*

  • @Hypnobreast
    @Hypnobreast 3 роки тому +3005

    Who's here after Boris Johnson, David Cameron, and Michael Gove became the new hosts of Top Gear

    • @NeillyWheelie
      @NeillyWheelie 3 роки тому +100

      That would be a cracking show to watch.... they could do the tent stuff, CHM can do the specials

    • @chevchillios4231
      @chevchillios4231 3 роки тому +12

      The EDL

    • @liz8597
      @liz8597 2 роки тому +17

      Tally Ho Gear: Eton Special. Next week: the boys tour the Rolls Royce factory

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 2 роки тому +25

      Brexit gear

    • @durivian
      @durivian 2 роки тому +15

      special guest nigel farage

  • @urhomiesapien
    @urhomiesapien 3 роки тому +7493

    Who's here after Boris revealed that he is, in fact, the senate and declared the emperor of the galactic empire

    • @amaximus224
      @amaximus224 3 роки тому +76

      May: Not yet.

    • @demonika8610
      @demonika8610 3 роки тому +44

      i *am* the prime minister.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому +7

      @@amaximus224 Brilliant as that is,
      Can someone tell me just what the hell is going on?? He got Covid, great, but what's with all the fresh fresh british memes?
      Leaving a Canadian confused, over here.

    • @Ben-vl5ew
      @Ben-vl5ew 3 роки тому +8

      I love democracy...

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому +1

      *I just wanted to know if there was some backstory I missed*

  • @CalHarding01
    @CalHarding01 3 роки тому +6794

    "You can't rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneer of a blithering idiot there lurks a blithering idiot." - Boris Johnson

    • @greenhound
      @greenhound 3 роки тому +538

      If you gave me that sentence with no context and asked me who it applies to most, I would say Boris Johnson. But I would never believe it was his quote .

    • @imaweerascal
      @imaweerascal 3 роки тому +104

      And he's right! He really is a blithering idiot. He just happens to be posh and knows a bit of Latin.

    • @harumasikuchannel
      @harumasikuchannel 3 роки тому +61

      im also a blithering idiot

    • @imaweerascal
      @imaweerascal 3 роки тому +181

      @@harumasikuchannel that's ok, just don't ever become Prime Minister

    • @bobbieboe
      @bobbieboe 3 роки тому +31

      @@imaweerascal Funny journalist. Fluent in Classical Greek, Latin and French.

  • @johndawhale3197
    @johndawhale3197 2 роки тому +2213

    How did he go from appearing on Fifth Gear to becoming President of the United States...absolutely amazing.

    • @Liam29821
      @Liam29821 2 роки тому +94

      i thought this was come dine with me

    • @albanianking6402
      @albanianking6402 2 роки тому +63

      @@Liam29821 guys it’s countdown please get it right.

    • @_nom_
      @_nom_ 2 роки тому +19

      And he used to know all the best words.

    • @david22959
      @david22959 Рік тому +5

      uk you mean

    • @Al1qx
      @Al1qx Рік тому +14

      R/whoosh

  • @searchfordaddybehz6107
    @searchfordaddybehz6107 3 роки тому +1416

    I loved having this beautiful interview. Maybe we will get a lovely BLOO car.

  • @jordn-wo3db
    @jordn-wo3db 3 роки тому +6912

    He sounds like what Americans think of when you say somebody is British

    • @seriouslyryan6592
      @seriouslyryan6592 3 роки тому +160

      Boris was born in New York he’s American

    • @bruensal7182
      @bruensal7182 3 роки тому +36

      @anon well its never bad to have another citizenship is it?

    • @mattb8190
      @mattb8190 3 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @RemoveChink
      @RemoveChink 3 роки тому +23

      @@ellispriedkalns Except that's exactly how it works in America haha.

    • @maxlee6631
      @maxlee6631 3 роки тому +1

      John Doe It’s how it works In Britain as well

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 роки тому +3587

    Who’s here after Boris was revealed to be the main protagonist in GTA 6?

    • @a7a416
      @a7a416 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @agzsounds2246
      @agzsounds2246 3 роки тому +40

      These just keep getting better n better😂

    • @lifesafantasticjoke
      @lifesafantasticjoke 3 роки тому +8

      This one actually made me lol

    • @Nobody-471
      @Nobody-471 3 роки тому +40

      The plot for GTA 6 is Boris will travel back in time to 2013 to stop the Union Depository heist.

    • @justarandomf-4gphantom170
      @justarandomf-4gphantom170 2 роки тому +22

      @@Nobody-471 Bruh I would actually buy that.

  • @HassanAli-nl9xv
    @HassanAli-nl9xv 3 роки тому +357

    1:35 when clarkson says no to boris saying “have you ever driven a tractor fast? ” - 13 years later, clarkson “the Lamborghini R8” 😂

    • @anthony2384
      @anthony2384 2 роки тому +15

      I hope nothing goes wrong with the R8 like having an European hook instead of a British one or being too big and literally can't be parked inside of the warehouse.

    • @th3ch0z3n
      @th3ch0z3n 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, he then understood

    • @fireoil
      @fireoil 2 роки тому

      haha spot on crossed my mind to. into the farm !

  • @adnaanu
    @adnaanu Рік тому +132

    An underrated comedian, loved his work in Little Britain and Come fly with me.

  • @BobbyJay1
    @BobbyJay1 4 роки тому +5103

    UA-cam to everyone in UK:
    Here is your Prime Minister on Top Gear

  • @MidnightRants
    @MidnightRants 4 роки тому +16896

    Who’s here after Boris revealed himself to be an extra-dimensional alien and instigated the fourth galactic war?

    • @asink5928
      @asink5928 3 роки тому +554

      In five years this comment will be frighteningly relevant

    • @phantomtherat6485
      @phantomtherat6485 3 роки тому +17

      Me

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 3 роки тому +82

      No, that's Dominic Cummings.

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 роки тому +53

      @@asink5928 Honestly, give it 1 year.

    • @MrStr8den
      @MrStr8den 3 роки тому +36

      Me too, and to see what a fat cnut he's turned out to be

  • @Casterborous
    @Casterborous 2 роки тому +343

    Love how he said "You cant rule out the possibility that beneath the elaborately constructed veneeer of a blithering idiot, there lurks a blithering idiot." That was the last remnants of his concious mind telling the world not to trust him, before the Nestene Consciousness took over.

  • @albinrudfell5356
    @albinrudfell5356 2 роки тому +50

    Jeremy: Soo, do you like to party?
    Boris: You have no idea, mate

    • @Tombola8610
      @Tombola8610 2 роки тому

      Change mate for my dear fellow 😂

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 3 роки тому +7196

    who’s here after boris imprisoned the queen, retook his home island of new york from the colonial rebels and claimed the long-gone french throne in the name of the British State?

    • @CallyWasHereOfficial
      @CallyWasHereOfficial 3 роки тому +76

      sabotabo sorry was asleep, what happened?

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 3 роки тому +161

      CallyWasHere boris has now wrested control of France from the legitimate government, reformed the entente cordiale and swept through Germany and her European order as Germany herself did years ago

    • @nathanwalker6360
      @nathanwalker6360 3 роки тому +32

      What a load of Pfeffel

    • @CallyWasHereOfficial
      @CallyWasHereOfficial 3 роки тому +6

      @@sabotabo7476 wow, before I was asleep all that was on the race!

    • @voice.of.reason
      @voice.of.reason 3 роки тому +4

      What the fuck are you talking about

  • @ryanblack9876
    @ryanblack9876 4 роки тому +5347

    “Boris Johnson admitted to hospital with Corina virus “
    UA-cam ... here you are

  • @user-yq6ix3uf2z
    @user-yq6ix3uf2z 7 місяців тому +11

    Lol boris is so chill it even looked like he was just having a convo with some dude in the audience before jeremy called him up.

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 2 роки тому +31

    Jeremy is a legend, just admits he drives on bus lanes on TV, not a care in the world, i miss these times.

  • @samneill4975
    @samneill4975 5 років тому +4128

    “Uploaded 9 years ago”
    UA-cam 2019 Recommended: “Here you go”

    • @ThrowerTimothy
      @ThrowerTimothy 5 років тому +114

      there's quite a good reason why it's throwing up all these Boris clips now though

    • @deathmisser85
      @deathmisser85 5 років тому +27

      Timothy Thrower Aye I Can't wait for Boris to be prime minister.

    • @johnjohansson6277
      @johnjohansson6277 5 років тому +18

      You philistine. Go watch the news. Twat.

    • @alexbarker6864
      @alexbarker6864 5 років тому +3

      Sam Neill yeah it’s because he’s quite possibly the next PM

    • @adventure_F0x
      @adventure_F0x 5 років тому

      Deathmisser first PM to go to prison?

  • @perfection72.87
    @perfection72.87 5 років тому +1560

    Breaking News:
    As Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrests Jeremy Clarkson for driving in bus lanes

    • @sadwingsraging3044
      @sadwingsraging3044 4 роки тому +39

      Sentenced to drive a bicycle one handed for a month I hope.

    • @gamezdude5544
      @gamezdude5544 4 роки тому +4

      I did drive in a bus lane ONCE. It was pitch black and I was in auto-pilot, then I realised.."hang on, there is a bus lane around here...wait...im in it..." and I moved back into the correct lane.

    • @khchoi2012
      @khchoi2012 4 роки тому +4

      No. As prime minister, Boris scrapped all the bus lanes so Jeremy can't drive in them anymore.

    • @EinkOLED
      @EinkOLED 4 роки тому +3

      I drive in bus lanes regularly in my bus.

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 Рік тому

      As prime minister, he was a lying, corrupt, entitled cunt. Also before he was prime minister, and after.

  • @Incineratorking
    @Incineratorking 2 роки тому +34

    Boris: have you ever driven a tractor fast
    Clarkson in the future: It's a Lamborghini

  • @firepit1432
    @firepit1432 2 роки тому +136

    Who's here after Boris created 19 rings for Elves, Dwarves and Men with 1 ring to rule them all

  • @C3.auto.photography
    @C3.auto.photography 3 роки тому +5704

    And 16 years later, he's our prime minister..

    • @cianparkhouse04
      @cianparkhouse04 3 роки тому +45

      *prime minister

    • @shboyle
      @shboyle 3 роки тому +145

      Hahahahaha sucks to be yous with that knob as a prime minister

    • @fordinho2069
      @fordinho2069 3 роки тому +59

      @@shboyle whos urs then

    • @shboyle
      @shboyle 3 роки тому +22

      @@fordinho2069 our beloved Taoiseach

    • @SWISSMUSICFC
      @SWISSMUSICFC 3 роки тому +4

      And that'll be all

  • @Aj_98
    @Aj_98 4 роки тому +11805

    Whos here after boris is elected prime minister

    • @jump15vc
      @jump15vc 4 роки тому +77

      Yup, trying to remember some of Jezza's best digs at Boris

    • @JL-dl8nr
      @JL-dl8nr 4 роки тому +86

      Everyone who’s here after your comment obviously

    • @KingHuzzah
      @KingHuzzah 4 роки тому +8

      Big Daddy Bojo

    • @pappyreeves6988
      @pappyreeves6988 4 роки тому +22

      Yep...Jeremy.."who wants to see Boris' s lap" ? Me: I wouldn't mind seeing our new Prime Ministers lap...wink wink...( weird crush )

    • @mrsir9875
      @mrsir9875 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578
    @s.g.woolf-hoyle4578 Місяць тому +4

    Boris be the kinda guy to twiddle his fingers at a succulent meal

  • @CluelessAce1265
    @CluelessAce1265 3 роки тому +19

    I love the whole thing about Clarkson going on about driving in bus lanes and bike lanes it’s just so funny

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 3 роки тому +496

    6:29 Boris on his way to the pub when people are there after 10pm

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +51

      6:36 - me driving home at 959pm

    • @t4mfx661
      @t4mfx661 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @jamesbolton5417
    @jamesbolton5417 4 роки тому +5724

    Who’s watching this after Boris is in intensive care

    • @matthewsims7817
      @matthewsims7817 4 роки тому +137

      Well it just popped up in my recommended so...

    • @voidedcharlieplay9235
      @voidedcharlieplay9235 4 роки тому +56

      Came up in my recommended

    • @lmread8722
      @lmread8722 4 роки тому +12

      Anyone watching after yesterday bro

    • @l8zin532
      @l8zin532 4 роки тому +32

      Literally everyone who will ever see this will. Period.

    • @matthewbailey120
      @matthewbailey120 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, it’s randomly in my recommended lap lol

  • @jackvv757
    @jackvv757 Рік тому +11

    When this was recorded his wife was still In primary school

    • @1ybr
      @1ybr 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @andrewdunn5568
    @andrewdunn5568 3 роки тому +29

    Who's here after Boris Johnson initiated 3rd Impact and merged all of humanity into a single being?

  • @t_mac41603
    @t_mac41603 5 років тому +1590

    This is the most British conversation I’ve ever seen.

    • @Talis7212
      @Talis7212 5 років тому +76

      They should have Yanked it up by eating cheeseburgers and drinking mountain dew

    • @kyaljohnson8193
      @kyaljohnson8193 5 років тому +4

      @@Talis7212 God damm mountain dew

    • @jamestodd1104
      @jamestodd1104 5 років тому +77

      Malarkey
      Tricky
      Veneer
      Blithering
      References to Homer
      GQ mention
      The lot.

    • @Brian-dq2jc
      @Brian-dq2jc 5 років тому +16

      James Todd "No, not the faintest..."

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 5 років тому +3

      You must hate Britain then.

  • @darthpixel8729
    @darthpixel8729 4 роки тому +6385

    Seems like a nice guy, maybe he should try out for prime minister

    • @yungkilig5122
      @yungkilig5122 4 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @ryan.s3992
      @ryan.s3992 4 роки тому +27

      how do you not know he his

    • @surindersingh724
      @surindersingh724 4 роки тому +184

      Ryan.s r/whoooooooooosh!!!

    • @ryan.s3992
      @ryan.s3992 4 роки тому +17

      @@surindersingh724 jokes on you I was kidding

    • @surindersingh724
      @surindersingh724 4 роки тому +52

      Ryan.s Uh huh. And your literal question in your “joke” was meant to be funny how exactly? Don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on. Digging further just looks worse.

  • @liamdraper447
    @liamdraper447 2 роки тому +52

    Boris- “Have you ever drove a tractor that fast”
    Jeremy- “no” *buys one from Lamborghini

  • @themohawkedone9576
    @themohawkedone9576 Рік тому +17

    James May once said that Boris would be known as Boris the Oppressor. He had no idea how right he would be

  • @BUSQU3TS
    @BUSQU3TS 3 роки тому +1306

    "I know nothing about cars. Actually, I do know about cars"
    "I don't talk on the mobile phone while cycling. I do talk on the mobile phone"
    - Some things never change

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 3 роки тому +82

      His inner politician is showing.

    • @UsmanKhan-cl6mm
      @UsmanKhan-cl6mm 3 роки тому +3

      Loool

    • @patrycjag9826
      @patrycjag9826 3 роки тому +39

      “Do go outside. Don’t go outside” 😌

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 3 роки тому +17

      He's just a blithering idiot.

    • @Manu-Official
      @Manu-Official 2 роки тому

      Problem solved, the dog ate the phone apparently.

  • @s1gmanat10n7
    @s1gmanat10n7 3 роки тому +3088

    its like seeing the anime villain in the background of the first episode

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +12

      Which anime do that? I've never seen that before.

    • @AIexxo
      @AIexxo 3 роки тому +49

      @@HOTD108_ I think JoJos Bizarre Adventure has done that.

    • @j-maoh2086
      @j-maoh2086 3 роки тому +15

      And aot

    • @N00B283
      @N00B283 3 роки тому +10

      @@HOTD108_ bleach?

    • @charlieglover4566
      @charlieglover4566 3 роки тому +8

      Gaunter o dimm

  • @dangaming2698
    @dangaming2698 Рік тому +10

    this is one of the funniest convos ive ever heard, and its as if they’ve been long time friends from the way they talk

  • @Timg1231
    @Timg1231 2 роки тому +13

    Jeremy in the early 2000s “no one has driven a tractor fast”. 2021 Jeremy “i love my Lamborghini tractor… speed and power”.

  • @steveozone4910
    @steveozone4910 3 роки тому +5538

    Boris is still driving around the track. He can't find the right Brexit!

  • @mstp8606
    @mstp8606 4 роки тому +1865

    Who's here after reading a hundred comments saying "who's here after boris is in intensive care"

  • @sidharthrao9005
    @sidharthrao9005 3 роки тому +2

    I always love coming back to this video to read the “Who’s here after” comments.

  • @espacfc2365
    @espacfc2365 2 роки тому +68

    What a nice man, he should be Prime Minister one day.

    • @zogworth
      @zogworth 2 роки тому +6

      *one gigantic pile of skulls later*

    • @Archangelsvoid
      @Archangelsvoid 2 роки тому +2

      @@zogworth Buying skulls on Ebay again, zogworth?

    • @zogworth
      @zogworth 2 роки тому +1

      @@Archangelsvoid no I steal them from a certain SW1H post code. Much easier when you don't have to acid bath them yourself.

  • @HMCarReviews
    @HMCarReviews 4 роки тому +2135

    First Prime Minister to be on Top Gear.

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 роки тому +48

      Unless one of the earlier guests become PM in the future

    • @oliverhawkins5581
      @oliverhawkins5581 4 роки тому +73

      Fj Fj He would still be the first lol

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 роки тому +29

      @@oliverhawkins5581 No he wouldn't, if Jonathan Ross becomes Prime Minister he would be the first

    • @oliverhawkins5581
      @oliverhawkins5581 4 роки тому +41

      Fj Fj No because Boris has already become PM. Ross would be the second PM that was on top gear...

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 4 роки тому +24

      @@oliverhawkins5581 No because Ross appeared on Top Gear before Boris

  • @user-be9oo1zp9s
    @user-be9oo1zp9s 4 роки тому +1718

    No one:
    UA-cam: lets put it on people recommended 10 years later when boris gets corona and is in hospital 😂🤣

  • @LiamBavingtonHodge
    @LiamBavingtonHodge Рік тому +29

    Back when he used to answer the questions he was asked

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat Рік тому

      he was asked why he drives cycle with one hand, he replied its discriminatory for people with one hand

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Рік тому

      What politician tells the truth (not Lizzie trust)

  • @gb5085
    @gb5085 Рік тому +6

    Just stumbled upon this. The algorithm gods certainly have a sense of humor.

  • @sirarnoldgrylls6553
    @sirarnoldgrylls6553 3 роки тому +2886

    Who's here after Boris won the fortnite World Cup?

  • @Tisala
    @Tisala 5 років тому +3303

    How convenient just when he’s going for prime minister... UA-cam strikes again.

    • @drystkrab269
      @drystkrab269 5 років тому +20

      It's 9 years old, the video.

    • @user-fh7zp3zv9z
      @user-fh7zp3zv9z 5 років тому +39

      Tisala I hope he does become prime minister

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 років тому +24

      @@drystkrab269 That's not the point.................... YT could be accused of political bias and influencing the choice of PM.

    • @bees6242
      @bees6242 5 років тому +47

      the womble even though youtube repeatedly gives into left wing news sites

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 років тому +3

      @@bees6242 I never said that was fair did I? All you've succeeded in doing is showing a tad of your own bias and an assumption that I'm a Lefty. Well done!

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir 2 роки тому +16

    It was at this point that I knew he'd be PM some day...
    I'm still waiting for Clarkson to win, but I know it will happen.

  • @harryhodder3296
    @harryhodder3296 4 роки тому +819

    Britain’s new pm right here. Who would’ve believed it

  • @fifthbusiness1678
    @fifthbusiness1678 2 роки тому

    The first Top Gear video I couldn’t finish.

  • @nikitamazepin7250
    @nikitamazepin7250 3 роки тому +8

    Dang I remember when this episode first aired,feels like i was watching it last night

  • @dc8890
    @dc8890 4 роки тому +351

    2:17 - "I'm like Aeschylus, feasting from scraps at the rich banquet of Homer". Of course Boris would drop a classics reference in there.

  • @ScorpioSwing
    @ScorpioSwing 4 роки тому +334

    It took them 9 years and one man to become Prime Minister to change "Boris Jonson" to "Boris Johnson" in the title.

    • @tobyplayzzz9654
      @tobyplayzzz9654 4 роки тому +6

      randomm User1237589 posted 9 years ago though

    • @liamb8644
      @liamb8644 4 місяці тому

      No this was 16 years before he became PM, this aired in 2003

  • @rangers2721
    @rangers2721 2 роки тому +6

    2010 Boris: Bring back Angus not hanging
    2021 Boris - Bring back hanging not Angus

  • @meatychunkz8875
    @meatychunkz8875 Рік тому +10

    he is spectacular to watch, you can see why he's catnip for people who know nothing about politics or him

  • @LaidbackLost
    @LaidbackLost 3 роки тому +1919

    Who’s here after Boris annexed half the Tau Empire’s territory and accidentally ordered exterminatus on Mars

    • @stephenrabha2446
      @stephenrabha2446 3 роки тому +30

      are you saying that boris is the god emperor?

    • @ericvonwheezler4257
      @ericvonwheezler4257 3 роки тому +5

      @@stephenrabha2446 borsi yes haha

    • @Nat-kq2oe
      @Nat-kq2oe 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds good to me.

    • @ooofyikes7253
      @ooofyikes7253 3 роки тому +9

      Why stop at half? Hopefully follows through soon, no weaboo space communists allowed

    • @Nathan-ke3dn
      @Nathan-ke3dn 3 роки тому +3

      The New British Empire. Now he is sending 50 divisions to conquer Jupiter

  • @EyeeyeCaptain
    @EyeeyeCaptain 4 роки тому +454

    This literally came into my recommended on the day after he became PM

    • @ilovejesus1238
      @ilovejesus1238 4 роки тому +6

      Well yeah mate it would do it's a video about the pm

    • @davidmarjason8850
      @davidmarjason8850 4 роки тому +2

      And now he is in hospital dying of cronovirus. Hope he gets through this poor guy.

    • @EyeeyeCaptain
      @EyeeyeCaptain 4 роки тому

      David Marjason he ain’t dying

    • @davidmarjason8850
      @davidmarjason8850 4 роки тому

      @@EyeeyeCaptain I think you miss the point...

    • @EyeeyeCaptain
      @EyeeyeCaptain 4 роки тому

      David Marjason no no I get the point. I’m just saying that it ain’t over for him, in fact he just got out of intensive care now

  • @thenaughtytwinkle7070
    @thenaughtytwinkle7070 Рік тому +1

    How have I only just found this

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo Рік тому +1

    UA-cam recommendations never changes does it

  • @bentaylor9736
    @bentaylor9736 3 роки тому +470

    Who’s here after Boris declared war on an alien planet and beheaded its ruler before claiming it for the British empire

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like something straight out of a doctor who episode

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 3 роки тому +1

      @@ssssSTopmotion It was probably written by Chibs, too

    • @lt6077
      @lt6077 3 роки тому +1

      You have to be more specific or it's not funny

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 4 роки тому +854

    A true British argument:
    "I'm the crappest"
    "I'm much crapper"
    "I you assure you you're not"
    "I was being crap long before you thought of the idea"

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 роки тому

      I'm not even British
      True true, positively Turkish dear fellow

    • @jairaven8447
      @jairaven8447 4 роки тому +7

      that literally made no sense

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 роки тому +12

      @@jairaven8447 sense? Good lord have you heard what that stuff can do to you? Geoffrey's wife left him just for suggesting it.

    • @weareallbeingwatched4602
      @weareallbeingwatched4602 4 роки тому

      @@freespirit6717 I know but look at the thumbs

    • @jairaven8447
      @jairaven8447 4 роки тому +3

      @@weareallbeingwatched4602 fam im british and no one ik ever talks like this

  • @bigsmoke7759
    @bigsmoke7759 3 місяці тому +4

    Who's here after Boris breached the walls of Constantinople and conquered it for the Ottoman Empire?

  • @paulstuart487
    @paulstuart487 3 роки тому +8

    Why does this guy make smile and shake my head every time I see him...through good PR and timing the guy made it to the top job

    • @public.public
      @public.public 3 роки тому +2

      Because that is what the experts do when they read your IQ score?

    • @paulstuart487
      @paulstuart487 3 роки тому +5

      @@public.public I merely find the guy amusing. I don’t know you and you certainly don’t know me so you cannot question one’s intelligence...how rude

  • @steel1151970
    @steel1151970 4 роки тому +1270

    I cant believe how Clarkson got old in 9 years

    • @dd-nz8ry
      @dd-nz8ry 4 роки тому +310

      this is 14 years ago

    • @nelotharen8599
      @nelotharen8599 4 роки тому +18

      see if you remember the clip of borris in 1998 as a mystery supermarket shopper (on youtube). he just looks the same.

    • @skullmanUK
      @skullmanUK 4 роки тому +140

      Well, a diet of cigarettes and wine does eventually catch up with you

    • @claudiobedale1591
      @claudiobedale1591 4 роки тому +8

      @@skullmanUK indeed. The trick is knowing when to stop

    • @TF-qd8ru
      @TF-qd8ru 4 роки тому

      @@claudiobedale1591 34

  • @co1onial_fish962
    @co1onial_fish962 3 роки тому +1252

    Borris: tells stories about being incompetent
    The UK a few years later: hmmmmmmmm mabye he should run the country

    • @andybarronjnr
      @andybarronjnr 3 роки тому +71

      Better than the alternative. Also it's a comedy show and not a demonstration of ability

    • @co1onial_fish962
      @co1onial_fish962 3 роки тому +42

      @@andybarronjnr ah good one living up to the name I see respek 👌

    •  3 роки тому

      @@co1onial_fish962 pmsl

    •  3 роки тому

      awesome , so true

    • @andybarronjnr
      @andybarronjnr 3 роки тому +42

      @@co1onial_fish962 typical corbynite. All bark no bite. If you ain't gonna make a argument besides arbitrary insults on the basis of a username. I made for myself... Then why don't you go back to your self felatio

  • @saadjadoon2085
    @saadjadoon2085 3 роки тому +3

    Who is watching it in april 2021 ... .....pm of uk ......

  • @nqh4393
    @nqh4393 3 роки тому +8

    Who's here after Boris revealed he's actually the Boris from the Life of Boris UA-cam channel?

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 3 роки тому +522

    Who's here after Boris nationalized the condom industry, bought Greenland and crashed a Konigsegg?

    • @jamie_dye
      @jamie_dye 2 роки тому +13

      Never knew borris turned into richard hammond and crashed the cat

    • @lukaszwodzynski3628
      @lukaszwodzynski3628 2 роки тому +5

      Why does that sound like a plausible scenario lol

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 2 роки тому

      Me

  • @Michael_Chater
    @Michael_Chater 3 роки тому +314

    Who’s here after Boris annexed the 13 colonies of America after they squabbled too much

  • @krismartin7215
    @krismartin7215 Рік тому +1

    Watching this it made perfect sense for Boris to be priminister

  • @carlgustav2982
    @carlgustav2982 3 роки тому +6

    I knew he'd be PM ever since I saw him level that boxhead in the charity football match all those years ago.

  • @chirag_
    @chirag_ 3 роки тому +274

    "Who here drives in bus lanes"
    In India its called an extra lane. Even the buses don't use it

    • @nikhilpatil7218
      @nikhilpatil7218 3 роки тому +14

      Its for bikes, rikshaws and car drivers who think they own the planet.

    • @vedantshrivastava8121
      @vedantshrivastava8121 3 роки тому +5

      @@nikhilpatil7218 fortuner and endeavour drivers in a nutshell.

    • @gmren14
      @gmren14 3 роки тому +2

      Same here in Peru (South America)...

    • @bickdig
      @bickdig 2 роки тому +3

      Nobody cares about India

    • @chirag_
      @chirag_ 2 роки тому +20

      @@bickdig Thank you for your words of wisdom Lord Hasbulla 🙏🙏

  • @ligeruser4
    @ligeruser4 11 років тому +248

    Cant wait for him to be PM of Britain!

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 3 роки тому +48

    Who’s here after after Boris Johnson performed the killing curse on the entire royal family, declared himself king and jumpstarted the British empire all over again only to be overthrown when Jake Paul challenged him to a boxing match.

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 2 роки тому +15

    On a different note, fascinating how Jeremy Clarkson went from 3:25 to riding bicycles regularly and appreciating it.

  • @ianfrench1577
    @ianfrench1577 4 роки тому +294

    Thumbs up if you are here trying to find the conversation between Clarkson and Johnson arguing about being sick in an F15?

    • @curtisbenson2002
      @curtisbenson2002 4 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure that happened on Jeremy's show "Clarkson" and I think there's a best of Clarkson 1999 video on UA-cam with that exact moment in it.

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +19

      @@curtisbenson2002 You are correct, it happened on "Clarkson" in fact here's the link to it
      ua-cam.com/video/UV2vnZwV0pU/v-deo.html

    • @haribo_42
      @haribo_42 3 роки тому +1

      No..?

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому

      @@communismwithgiggles2515 ^ Thank you!
      Great username, btw

  • @jenko6196
    @jenko6196 3 роки тому +478

    Boris: “Well if you’ve ever driven a tractor very fast-“
    Jezza: “No, nobody has”
    Guy Martin: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @noahabt3682
      @noahabt3682 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @isaacd4425
      @isaacd4425 3 роки тому +3

      track-tor flashbacks

    • @joshp4582
      @joshp4582 3 роки тому

      *Russian farmer would like to know your location*

    • @staggabob
      @staggabob 3 роки тому

      Guy Martin would like a word...

    • @kuzo5910
      @kuzo5910 3 роки тому

      Leclerc has.

  • @williambroome9140
    @williambroome9140 2 роки тому +5

    4:08 what do you mean, he went so high pitched lol

  • @thomassherwood5061
    @thomassherwood5061 Рік тому +12

    It's almost like this was some kind of sign that we shouldn't have elected someone to be PM who we couldn't figure out was sane or not.

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Рік тому

      Well bexit happened because of him that was very good and covid was very difficult so you can’t have a go at him

    • @thomassherwood5061
      @thomassherwood5061 Рік тому +1

      @@detachedduck6022 I can absolutely have a go at him because he began to remove the human rights act, let people like Patel and Williamson stay in cabinet for as long as they did despite their issues and I never liked brexit because it was economically and politically a bad idea

    • @detachedduck6022
      @detachedduck6022 Рік тому

      @@thomassherwood5061 that’s just incorrect brexit was an amazing money saver for the government and I do get what you mean when you say that they shouldn’t have stayed in cabinet

    • @thomassherwood5061
      @thomassherwood5061 Рік тому +2

      @@detachedduck6022 we get so much stuff from Europe to the point that we shouldn't have left because it would be too expensive. In return for membership fees we got access to the largest single market in the world. Once we left, we then had to deal with the complex beauracracy that hampered our exports, hence the long truck queus at ports plus the giant loss in the workforce as we kicked European workers out of the country.
      As for the Cabinet, there were many people who should have been fired. Patel should've been fired for breaking the Ministerial Code and for condemning the RNLI whilst Williamson was only fired a year after he scrued over exams twice in a row during the pandemic.

  • @swpenguin
    @swpenguin 3 роки тому +943

    Seems decent in this clip. Shame he became a genocidal African Warlord.

    • @chrismith251
      @chrismith251 3 роки тому +29

      Shame that he became a globalist puppet.

    • @femalesupremacistoverlord6800
      @femalesupremacistoverlord6800 3 роки тому +3

      If he's from Africa why is he white?

    • @laflootsquid2507
      @laflootsquid2507 3 роки тому +10

      @@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 as far as i know, boris isnt african - but u dont have to match the major ethnic groups to be a citizen of a certain country

    • @yuzar9584
      @yuzar9584 3 роки тому +11

      @@femalesupremacistoverlord6800 have u ever heard of north Africa ?

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 роки тому +5

      @@yuzar9584 South*

  • @peterwalker6475
    @peterwalker6475 3 роки тому +91

    Who here after Boris elected himself king of the crab people?

  • @MrBoombastic1
    @MrBoombastic1 3 роки тому

    I still remember this...

  • @SergeySedlovsky
    @SergeySedlovsky Рік тому +6

    Thank you for the great help Boris. And both You, Boris and the original Top Gear are welcome in Ukraine at all times :)

  • @ollylewin
    @ollylewin 3 роки тому +88

    Who's here after the who's here jokes became a thing?

  • @snarf9455
    @snarf9455 4 роки тому +252

    "Most politicians are pretty incompetent, but seem to have a thinly constructed veneer od competent. What I like about you is that you seem to have it the other way around"
    Spot on.

    • @bollockjohnson6156
      @bollockjohnson6156 4 роки тому +14

      @Supp D salty remainer spotted lol

    • @KanyeT1306
      @KanyeT1306 4 роки тому +2

      I think that statement kind of fits with Trump too, although with him, maybe it is not a thin veneer, but a really thick one lol.

    • @familyman831
      @familyman831 4 роки тому +8

      @Supp D Wow you really are salty.
      He wrote once and you have wrote 10 million replies.
      Calm down and embrace leaving.
      If it bothers you, leave Britain! As you said your not British.
      If your not British and dont live here, why be so salty over it.
      Now I'm happy that we are leaving so there is no point me having this debate with you because we got our way.
      Byeeeeeee

    • @CA-iz2qh
      @CA-iz2qh 4 роки тому +1

      Supp D my guy relax

    • @pulstatingpulses1671
      @pulstatingpulses1671 4 роки тому +2

      Supp D calm down jesus

  • @jamiehoward5538
    @jamiehoward5538 2 роки тому

    Thought someone was interviewing Boris Johnsons laptop for a second when I read the title 😂

  • @findingthetruth25
    @findingthetruth25 2 роки тому +5

    The only time Borris has driven faster is during lockdown when some has said they are having a party... "Ok, Ill be there soon"

  • @mattkinsella9856
    @mattkinsella9856 3 роки тому +31

    I met Boris around this time and he genuinely seemed quite humerous and easy going. His well constructed buffoon veneer was quite clearly an elaborate but obvious joke that he shared with anyone who met him which he mixed with a great deal of intelligence to make you feel you were part of an inside joke. Then he became the mayor of London and so began the rapid and dark decline.

  • @jeff4362
    @jeff4362 4 роки тому +91

    This is from 2003 (Series 2). He would appear again in 2008 (Series 12).

  • @thetree2044
    @thetree2044 2 роки тому +5

    Little did he know about 16 years later would be locking England down

  • @ExploringUndercover
    @ExploringUndercover 2 роки тому

    6:07
    "Streamly bad" 😂😂😂 Clarkson is such a legend

  • @davidberan9612
    @davidberan9612 5 років тому +210

    The pre-belly era of Clarkson :-D

  • @benwilliamson7787
    @benwilliamson7787 5 років тому +1387

    2010: nope
    2011: not yet
    2012: not even close
    2013: maybe next year
    2014: not quite
    2015: nope
    2016: nahhhh
    2017: I don't think si
    2018: this vids irrelevant by this point
    2019: NOW

    • @JS-qg1ie
      @JS-qg1ie 5 років тому +64

      Ben Williamson Kind of relevant, he’s about to probably be PM

    • @Kezpool
      @Kezpool 5 років тому +7

      James Stimpson Are you stupid?

    • @J4CK4L7
      @J4CK4L7 5 років тому +38

      @@Kezpool He's the most likely person to become PM, with the most publically declared in-house votes. What's stupid about pointing that out?

    • @benwilliamson7787
      @benwilliamson7787 5 років тому +4

      @@J4CK4L7 it's stupid because he wasnt almost about to be PM in 2018, and he was irrelevant in 2018 which is when I wrote irrelevant for

    • @benwilliamson7787
      @benwilliamson7787 5 років тому +1

      @Caolan McGlinchey see my previous reply 🤣🙄

  • @teiganlynne9102
    @teiganlynne9102 2 роки тому +1

    I love how boris holds his own 🤣 she loves the banta

  • @yewnew
    @yewnew 2 роки тому +4

    This guy would be fun at parties

  • @441991k
    @441991k 4 роки тому +37

    6:31- "who hooted at me? someone hooted at me."

  • @KarlOsuchowski
    @KarlOsuchowski 3 роки тому +30

    There’s nothing more English than being 39 (in this clip) and dressing, speaking, grimacing, moving, and driving as if you’re 89.