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  • @evan
    @evan  3 роки тому +13

    A big ol' thank you to The Week Magazine for sponsoring my video from this week! :) Sign up for 6 weeks free if you'd like! :D geni.us/EvanTheWeek

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 2 роки тому

      Self raising flower is also Australian... I once saw a video of an Australian exchange student and she failed to bake cake , as she couldn't find self raising flour, so she just used normal flower... apparently backing soda is unknown in UK or AUSfailure.

    • @GraemeWolfendale
      @GraemeWolfendale 2 роки тому

      There is an American politician called Vermin Supreme.. his main platform is zombie preparedness, mandatory toothbrushing laws and providing every American with a free pony. He also always wears a boot on his head.

    • @KenFullman
      @KenFullman 4 місяці тому

      Actually the main income the UK derives from the monarchy is not tourism. (I agree tourists would still turn up without them). It's actually from trade deals that the Royal Family get when they travel overseas. Personally I've always been a keen supporter of the monarchy but I've gone off them completely over the last few years. Mainly due to their involvement in WEF and their part in supporting the woke agenda. I no longer feel they have the interest of our own people at heart. They're way too elitist for my liking.
      On another subject, you really should checkout morris dancing. It is quintessentially British and is quite weird.

  • @beckyday3187
    @beckyday3187 3 роки тому +390

    I feel like Evan wasn't concentrating enough at the Panto if he was wondering why adults were there... every other line is a campy double-entendre it's a wonder they actually let kids watch them!

    • @caitlin329
      @caitlin329 3 роки тому +23

      Maybe he went in with the wrong kind of mindset or something. Or just saw a bad panto 😅

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 3 роки тому +10

      Just like there is something for the adults in Pixar's films.

    • @familysuitcase7653
      @familysuitcase7653 3 роки тому +10

      I mean even children's cartoons have adult jokes in them. That just go over their heads.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 роки тому

      Denyabikiyu

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 роки тому

      Deniability

  • @hutchyyy6444
    @hutchyyy6444 3 роки тому +121

    Whilst the terror attack on glasgow airport was horrific, I absolutely love that 2 guys saw it happening and went "not in my city, you dont." And took they guy down. No one was killed. Makes me proud to be Scottish.

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 3 роки тому +12

      I love the London story too. Suspected bommer on the bridge. Dude gets out his car, grabs a narwhal tusk from his car and atacks a dude who aparently has a bom straped to his chest. That's a hell of a not today story

    • @TraceUK
      @TraceUK 3 роки тому +3

      Why have never heard a single word about any of this happening?!?! Bloody heroes!

    • @Mulbert
      @Mulbert 3 роки тому

      @@trans_boy_kole7640 Actually this dude was a murderer who happened to be at a prisoners' rehabilitation conference along with the terrorist and someone grabbed it off the wall and gave it to him, after his actions his sentence was reduced

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 3 роки тому +8

      And when the reporter asked Smeaton if he had a message for other terrorists planning on coming to Scotland, and he looks straight down the camera and says "Don't come here. We'll set right about ye."
      F***in' YES!!!
      Made me so proud of my heritage.

  • @HyperFocusedNinja
    @HyperFocusedNinja 3 роки тому +445

    Is it me or did Evan just slide in that he has gf now ! I must say loving the British subtlety ! So happy for you !

    • @b3ndavies
      @b3ndavies 3 роки тому +33

      I feel like it's been not so subtle for a while now! But good for him!

    • @runarandersen878
      @runarandersen878 3 роки тому +40

      He have mentioned it before in another video, I can’t remember which. He talked about in general how you should be careful about presenting her/him in the video. Both because UA-cam isn’t their life and sometimes the relationship can be over when the video is published.

    • @danielaltmann1308
      @danielaltmann1308 3 роки тому +4

      i was like whattttt. cool for him!

    • @brennadryl
      @brennadryl 3 роки тому +5

      Wait really?! When?

    • @talialalalala
      @talialalalala 3 роки тому +5

      @@brennadryl 9:30ish!

  • @alanlittle4589
    @alanlittle4589 3 роки тому +551

    Very British: Everyone boiling their kettle at the exact same time (after, or during advert break for a major Televised event)

    • @Dan-B
      @Dan-B 3 роки тому +21

      I Hadn’t thought about this before, but it’s very true.
      It’s like intermission snacks :P

    • @alanlittle4589
      @alanlittle4589 3 роки тому +35

      @@Dan-B Yep 😂 Even more so everytime this fact is mentioned on TV it necessitates a visit to Dinorwig Power Station, the hydro power station inside a Welsh mountain with the top of the mountain and bottom of the mountain lakes. In short we all like tea so much as a nation we hollowed out a mountain so we that we could all drink tea at the same time. 😂

    • @grahamsmith9541
      @grahamsmith9541 3 роки тому +47

      Known as a "TV Pickup". The largest on record was Wednesday 4th July 1990. After Chris Waddle missed the penalty throwing England out of the world cup. There was a surge of 2,800 MW in demand. Equivalent to 1,120,000 Kettles being switched on.

    • @reganlouise3275
      @reganlouise3275 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dan-B facts

    • @eleftheria1463
      @eleftheria1463 3 роки тому +4

      Happens during Coronation street all the time 😆

  • @librasgirl08
    @librasgirl08 3 роки тому +371

    But what I really find fascinating about the black cabs in London is "The Knowledge". It's amazing, they train years to learn all the streets and learn routes, they do know their streets and they did tests, they will beat the uber driver with their GPS. The Knowledge was introduced as a requirement for taxi drivers in 1865 and they still have to pass it to drive a black cab!

    • @olavsantiago
      @olavsantiago 3 роки тому +27

      london was a lot smaller in 1865, just think how much they have to learn now.

    • @martinzhang5676
      @martinzhang5676 3 роки тому +38

      @@olavsantiago Some of them only have a yellow badge which means they only operate in and have knowledge of one of nine sectors. Then there are green badge cabs that go everywhere and have cabbies that know every single part of London.

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 3 роки тому +10

      I love black cabs. Nicest and most professional drivers around!

    • @librasgirl08
      @librasgirl08 3 роки тому +11

      @@olavsantiago it's 320 routes or 'runs', 25.000 streets. In general you talk about a minimum of 2 years, but it can take much longer.

    • @librasgirl08
      @librasgirl08 3 роки тому +5

      @@Redrally with that training, is it a wonder? It's such a dedication to become a driver of a black cab in London.
      Have to say, I never took one in London, but I got a ride paid by national rail, when they caused about two dozen people to miss their connection and they wouldn't be another till the next day. 1 1/2h taxi ride. Was actually pretty lovely.

  • @simonorourke4465
    @simonorourke4465 3 роки тому +119

    I believe the closing argument that clinched the deal for mcvities in the Jaffa cake trial was that cakes start off soft and slowly get harder as they become stale, but a biscuit starts off hard and then gets softer as it goes stale.
    As a Jaffa cake takes after a cake in this regard, there lawyers argued that it stands to reason that they must be cakes rather than biscuits.

    • @olavsantiago
      @olavsantiago 3 роки тому +8

      also its due to the cooking process, as a jaffa cake is a fatless sponge - just like a swiss roll, where you whip up the eggs and sugar to gain volume, then fold in the flour before pouring into tin.

    • @jilli_bea
      @jilli_bea 3 роки тому

      Cookies/biscuits do not get softer as they get stale... what are you eating...

    • @MsCaptK
      @MsCaptK 3 роки тому +14

      @@jilli_bea British biscuits do. Most of them start off hard/brittle. If you leave them, they take on water from the atmosphere and go soft.

    • @darcityler2621
      @darcityler2621 3 роки тому +4

      @@jilli_bea all the biscuits i’ve eaten have gone soft if they’re left out for too long

    • @olavsantiago
      @olavsantiago 3 роки тому +1

      @@jilli_bea biscuits do go soft if you leave them, where as cookies harden up, but that will depend on storage and humidity

  • @malenixius
    @malenixius 3 роки тому +178

    Re cheering when someone drops a glass, every time I've been present when that's happened, if it was a customer it's usually an overwhelming 'wheey what a wanker', but if people realise it was a server that dropped a glass they usually stop and offer to help (the more drunk the offer, the better (once saw a guy fling himself to the floor to try to clean the glass up with his hands, his mates had to bodily remove him))

    • @greenandwhitegoals3344
      @greenandwhitegoals3344 3 роки тому +34

      Yes if it's a punter it's "Wankaaaaaaaaah!" but if it's staff it's more sympathetic, like 'we've all been there mate'

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 роки тому +3

      We do the cheering here in Germany, too. But I think the British are more enthusiastic about it

    • @johnmccallum8512
      @johnmccallum8512 3 роки тому

      It used to be a shout of SACK THE JUGGLER

    • @kerrydoutch5104
      @kerrydoutch5104 Рік тому +1

      Aussid here. If a server or customer drops ANYTHING especially glass that breaks someone will yell TAXIIII !! As in time for that person to go home. Except in classy restaurants. Wouldnt happen in classy restaurants. Otherwise pubs brs parties barbeques .... TAXIIIII !!!!

  • @catherinebutler4819
    @catherinebutler4819 3 роки тому +128

    What made McIlveen's feat more remarkable, and even more Glaswegian, was that the terrorist was on fire at the time. The more recent events with a narwhal tusk in London are another contender in this category.

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 3 роки тому +1

      I rember the narwhal tusk on London Bridge

    • @123kidxpac123pac
      @123kidxpac123pac 3 роки тому +11

      I think the best part of the more recent one was the shouting of “fuck you, I’m millwall” while fighting terrorists who had knives with his bare fists.

    • @animalmania2381
      @animalmania2381 3 роки тому +1

      I was just coming to write this comment, just kicking a terrorist does this man a disservice.

  • @oldtechnobodycaresabout
    @oldtechnobodycaresabout 3 роки тому +549

    The fete is pronounced Fate and is a traditional public festival, held outdoors and organised to raise funds for a charity.

    • @evan
      @evan  3 роки тому +134

      thanks I have not quite come across that word before

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 3 роки тому +98

      @@evan Primary schools often do it during the summer as do villages. You get get games like the Coconut Shy, treasure hunt and raffles and cake stalls.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley 3 роки тому +82

      @@evan if you are lucky, you'll get to see what Morris dancers are too. I would describe them, but you might not believe me

    • @mingmahughes7581
      @mingmahughes7581 3 роки тому +20

      Evan please do a British vs American on fetes/ next summer go rural and visit one (around me- Dorset/Wiltshire border) every little hamlet has one. Literally every weekend between June- august somewhere within a 20 minute drive is fete-ing. I’d love to see your reaction (and coconut shy skills)

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 3 роки тому +41

      According to Midsomer Mass Murder, they are the site of, at least, one suspicious death.

  • @jono74656
    @jono74656 3 роки тому +115

    As a Morrisons employee please come and do a little dance when there’s a good offer on. We could use the entertainment

    • @alanlittle4589
      @alanlittle4589 3 роки тому +8

      Also being a Morrisons employee I agree!

    • @Jim1255783
      @Jim1255783 3 роки тому +4

      10p for 1lb of Billy Bear ham? * *happy Morris Dancing intensifies* *

  • @gwinnellheald8592
    @gwinnellheald8592 3 роки тому +53

    As a bartender in a pub, the "weeeyyyyyy" when you smash a glass truly depends on your mood. If you're busy and stressed it is the most agitating thing in the world. If you're fine or having a good shift, it's just banter and is worth a chuckle.

  • @hutchyyy6444
    @hutchyyy6444 3 роки тому +63

    I really like the whole cheering when a glass is broken in a pub. It would be really embarrassing if you dropped a glass and the whole pub went silent and stared at you. The cheering is almost a collective "dont worry, it happens."

    • @alandavies55
      @alandavies55 2 роки тому +2

      You are right, in the North it is often accompanied by light hearted comments like "Sack the juggler"

  • @LaLemonie
    @LaLemonie 3 роки тому +81

    Not exactly Lord Buckethead but in Hungary a guy dressed as a chicken was in the run for an election. By the law every candidate is invited to the national tv to introduce their program, so they literally aired an interview with a guy making chicken noises for 5 minutes. Gotta love Hungary.

    • @jspark8990
      @jspark8990 3 роки тому +11

      I think we can agree bucket head had better policies with his death lasers and abolishment of the House of Lords

    • @neonachas
      @neonachas 3 роки тому +6

      We had the McGillicudy Serious Party here in NZ. Policies have included the Great Leap Backwards (to restore the Stuart monarchy), free dung, eliminating money and using chocolate fish instead, abandoning male suffrage, allowing only minors (

    • @jspark8990
      @jspark8990 3 роки тому +5

      @@neonachas honestly there probably the most competent parties I’ve ever heard of

    • @mggardiner4066
      @mggardiner4066 3 роки тому +3

      U.S. just always has Vermin Supreme

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Рік тому

      Yeah, I found his platform a while back, and while some of it was clearly him just showing how ridiculous the whole thing was and how they just made Brexit even harder than it already was, the man had good ideas.
      He honestly would have been better than Boris in my non-British opinion. But idk

  • @damienknapman2308
    @damienknapman2308 3 роки тому +110

    Many moons ago, I was at a pub with a few friends, and one was walking confidently back from the bar with four pints. He tripped. We were dedicated drunks (90s students) so he managed to keep the four glasses mostly level as he fell to the floor, and cushioned the landing using his face, as his arms pivoted up around it. Spilled very little. I'm fairly sure that wouldn't have happened outside of Britain

    • @chrislyne377
      @chrislyne377 3 роки тому +24

      My proudest moment as a student was when my kneecap dislocated walking down some steps while carrying 2 pints (old footy injury). Not only did I manage to straighten my leg and push my kneecap back in, I barely spilt a drop of either pint!

    • @Babesinthewood97
      @Babesinthewood97 3 роки тому

      Oh my word

    • @meikusje
      @meikusje 2 роки тому

      I think Finns would do that as well. I've seen a Finn pass out and still managing to not spill his drink.

  • @nathanthom8176
    @nathanthom8176 3 роки тому +44

    The Royal family as a business run and keep dozens of listed national heritage buildings and sites. Many of which are tourist destinations. Many aspects of London Tourism for instance only exist because eof the Royals (Queen's guard etc). People assume that the royal family are entirely funded by taxes but they are a business and have ventures which bring in capital and all in all they cost the average person around £1.20 a year which I feel would probably be higher if we were having to maintain all of the land and properties that they do.

    • @neonachas
      @neonachas 3 роки тому +9

      The public money given to The Business (as George VI referred to it as) comes from the income of the Crown Estates - the lands that would personally be owned by the queen but are gifted to the government at the beginning of each reign thanks to George III. The amount given to the queen from this is always less than ¼ of the total income. For those who say the monarchy costs the taxpayer, you're wrong. If the royals didn't gift that income to the government, the tax payable on it would be less than what the government currently gets.

    • @CDI-sq7tx
      @CDI-sq7tx 3 роки тому +2

      it's the first time I hear an american not being obsessed with the royal family and the queen lol, but yeah assuming we pay for the royal family couldn't be more wrong lol

  • @bentilley5412
    @bentilley5412 3 роки тому +225

    "You guys say 'de briss', don't you?"
    No. No we do not.
    Your pun is safe. 🙂

    • @gracev8762
      @gracev8762 3 роки тому +19

      Had me doubting myself lol like “wait? Do I say it like that?”

    • @Cyberspark939
      @Cyberspark939 3 роки тому +10

      Traditional British (DAY bree) vs traditional American (de BREE). Traditional American pronunciation is taking over in popularity though, it does flow better.

  • @northcub
    @northcub 3 роки тому +33

    it should be noted that while the boat isn't called boaty mcboatface, the boat carries a fleet of 3 autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs), and the leader of which IS called boaty mcboatface.

  • @Harrison_J_T
    @Harrison_J_T 3 роки тому +27

    Somewhat similar to the Jaffa cakes case (but not British) in Ireland there is a legal limit on how much sugar can be in bread. Subway bread exceeds this limit and so under the law is classified as cake and taxed as a result. Subway tried to challenge this but lost the case.

    • @patheticmortal373
      @patheticmortal373 3 роки тому +4

      We have that in Britain too. Subway was in a lot of trouble with all of us on the islands it seems 😂

  • @deborahosborne9426
    @deborahosborne9426 3 роки тому +3

    One of the reasons for the monarchy is that all armed services, police etc. swear allegiance to the Crown, not a political party. You can't bribe something that already has everything. They are non political so when politicians from different countries are arguing, the Crown often can visit or invite, opening conversations. This often happens when two arguing countries are invited to attend and politics are off the table, so tensions are reduced. If you look up the figures for maintaining a monarchy vs president, monarchy far cheaper. Add in a wedding etc the revenue is staggering in selling TV rights abroad (not the Crown charging), and increase in tourism is massive. It is also a constant steading presence no matter what politicians are up to.

  • @robhardingpoetry
    @robhardingpoetry 3 роки тому +43

    Pubs being open and football on is a metric for ‘everything is normal’. Opening them up first after lockdown was definitely a ploy by the government to make sure it seemed they’d solved everything and were being effective. It’s why backtracking now despite pressure for medical profession is unlikely as they’ve already opened the pubs which is the ultimate sign that ‘the UK is just absolutely fine, please look the other way’

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому

      people can watch the game, get shitfaced and have a kebab. Sounds like life is back to normal.

  • @aislingrose6140
    @aislingrose6140 3 роки тому +3

    Evan mimicking a pantomime: he's over behind you
    British people: he's not one of us yet

  • @MyNamesChai
    @MyNamesChai 3 роки тому +70

    Watership Down legit scarred me as a child. I had nightmares for 10 years

    • @Trebor74
      @Trebor74 3 роки тому

      That and the American film "old yella".

    • @LongdownConker
      @LongdownConker 3 роки тому

      That film is horrific, y they ever thought it was suitable for kids is beyond me!

    • @helveticaification
      @helveticaification 3 роки тому

      3 yrs old, I cried so much in Dumbo that my parents had to remove me, and refused to take me to any more Disney cartoons. Ever.

    • @LongdownConker
      @LongdownConker 3 роки тому +1

      @@helveticaification lol Dumbo has nothing on watership down trust me.
      Just watch the trailer and u will understand what I mean.
      It has graphic imagery of rabbits dying in different ways and graphic fight scenes with blood

    • @christinaalexander5653
      @christinaalexander5653 2 роки тому

      It's not a KIDS story

  • @sophieirwin3497
    @sophieirwin3497 3 роки тому +144

    The great British bake off is comforting! It’s an hour out your week to watch cake fails and ‘show stoppers’ with a cup of tea and a slice of cake! It was more comforting with Mary Berry though, the nations Nanna

    • @reganlouise3275
      @reganlouise3275 3 роки тому +1

      I preferred it with Mary Berry

    • @letitiakearney2423
      @letitiakearney2423 3 роки тому +1

      I would have to be physically forced to watch that show. It baffles me the amount of viewers it gets.

    • @ecocentriclife
      @ecocentriclife 3 роки тому +8

      I miss the old hosts even more. Remember they used to sometimes do little field trips and provide actual history on the bake of the week?

    • @Mulbert
      @Mulbert 3 роки тому +2

      Lizzie from Bake Off this year is hilarious - she says such weird things in a dead pan Liverpudlian accent, my favourite was her story about riding a runaway ostrich as a child 😅😅

    • @GGGirl55
      @GGGirl55 3 роки тому

      @@ecocentriclife omg yesss! I loved those parts

  • @charcoal8
    @charcoal8 3 роки тому +47

    Morris dancing is usually old men with flowery hats, bells on their knees and ribbons, hitting each others sticks.

    • @evan
      @evan  3 роки тому +23

      what

    • @DomingoDeSantaClara
      @DomingoDeSantaClara 3 роки тому +9

      @@evan I can't believe you've not come across Morris dancers in all your time here. You're very fortunate.

    • @alanlittle4589
      @alanlittle4589 3 роки тому +5

      @@evan Morris dancing may not be fashionable.... It's understandably irritating. Yet... I would love to watch a video of you with a group of Morris dancers.

    • @lizhart81
      @lizhart81 3 роки тому +5

      @@evan you don't know how lucky you are to have had a childhood unscathed by the trauma of creepy old beardy blokes Morris dancing at a summer fair or fête.
      There's often a fool character involved who doesn't take part in the dancing (you can tell he's hilarious because he's wearing a wacky hat!). Instead, in addition to extorting donations from the crowd/increasingly desperate captive audience, sometimes they try to make you *join in*. Horrifying.

    • @georgiem4065
      @georgiem4065 3 роки тому +1

      @@evan it's more of a thing in rural places so I can understand why you've never come across it but you need to look it up, it's that ridiculous

  • @Elywwx
    @Elywwx 3 роки тому +45

    while I do agree that kicking someone in the balls and being acknowledged by the queen for it could definitely happen in Denmark, we did not eat our prime minister! You're thinking of The Netherlands, we are not the same country please 🤧🤧🤧

  • @NaomiKatyr
    @NaomiKatyr 3 роки тому +11

    The apologizing after someone bumps into you is definitely a thing in Canada as well.

  • @MeFreeBee
    @MeFreeBee 3 роки тому +53

    A wee anecdote WRT biscuit/cake tax thing. Before 1973 we didn't have VAT, we had Purchase Tax. Under the rules Ice Cream was a dessert and subject to the tax, but mousse was considered a regular food so wasn't. My dad was in HM Customs and Excise (before it was amalgamated with Inland Revenue into HMRC) and they used to seize loads of mislabeled ice cream 🍦. A couple of times, after the legal niceties were over, he would bring home a huge vat of the stuff which had to be scoffed right away as domestic freezers weren't common back then. We were pretty popular with our friends those afternoons.

  • @spareumbrella8477
    @spareumbrella8477 2 роки тому +1

    The only exception I know of to the biscuit tin thing is I worked with a girl who was allergic to chocolate, and the first time a tin came round, she couldn't have any, so every time after that, she'd sort of be like, "oooh, can I pick one first?" and nobody minded. But that's pretty niche, and in general, you're supposed to wait your turn.
    Oh, and "fete" is pronounced like "fate".

  • @annabear3553
    @annabear3553 3 роки тому +20

    Last time I visited London we went to Windsor on Garter day (did not know that was a thing) and somehow got to watch the procession. I definitely met people there from other countries who came to the UK just for this event and even queued for hours to get a got spot to see the royal family.

  • @sarnea5331
    @sarnea5331 3 роки тому +4

    as a pregnant lady when the pubs opened after lockdown made me so angry because you could go get drunk with your friends, but my husband wasn't allowed in to see his baby for the first time with me, or women having to Labour alone. I'm about to have a cesarean and my husband is allowed in one hour a day to help me and see his own daughter, but u know u can go watch football with thousands of other people 😬

  • @04williamsl
    @04williamsl 3 роки тому +13

    The Warburtons thing isn't the best PR stunt. That has surely got to be Greggs and the Fenwick Christmas display, surely?
    They realised that in Fenwicks window that their sign when it's dark was reflected in that stores window. And since it gets hundreds of people viewing it everyday, Greggs flipped their sign backwards, so when it's reflected it reads 'Greggs' out properly.
    Absolute genius

  • @georgedobinson6152
    @georgedobinson6152 3 роки тому +1

    The youngest person in my family is 21 and we still get agro at the mere mention of not going to the panto each year. We live all over the country and still it's the one thing we have to do together. Actual Christmas can get fucked, but if we don't go to the panto then it's the entire year ruined

  • @PaperbackPlanes
    @PaperbackPlanes 3 роки тому +10

    went back home to the village where i grew up for the fist time since lockdown and had the shock of my life to find the entire village square covered in underwater themed yarn bombing art and a little laminated note on the post box crediting it to the knitting society, which didnt even exist before Covid.

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller 3 роки тому +11

    "Two taps, one cold and one warm."
    No no no. One cold and one scalding!

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 3 роки тому +5

    oh god! farthing wood! the scene where the hedgehogs try to cross the busy road
    "dont curl up, don't curl up, don't curl up" still vivd memories of this!

  • @dblissmn
    @dblissmn 3 роки тому +1

    The Glasgow incident was specifically Glaswegian--the only city in the world where beating up is truly a one-size-fits-all strategy for restoring order.

  • @MarcusHawksley
    @MarcusHawksley 3 роки тому +15

    Boaty mcboatface is the name of one of the life boats on the RS David Attenborough

    • @simonorourke4465
      @simonorourke4465 3 роки тому +4

      It's actually the lead electric submersible vehicle that the ship uses for its deep dive oceanic research that bears the name rather than one of the lifeboats.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley 3 роки тому +4

      @@simonorourke4465 thanks for the correction I'll leave my mistake above. So your comment makes sense.

    • @sarac2609
      @sarac2609 3 роки тому

      There's also a model of it on display in the Science Museum (or there was a few years ago when I visited!)

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 3 роки тому +2

      @@simonorourke4465 presumably this is because in naval parlance a ship is a surface vessel while a boat is a submersible one, and thus RS David Attenborough couldn’t be Boaty McBoatface, it’d have had to have been Shippy McShipface to be correct.

    • @simonorourke4465
      @simonorourke4465 3 роки тому

      @@lordofuzkulak8308 your probably right, but I suspect that they just didnt want there new shiny expensive research vessel being called Boaty mcboatface.
      The fact that it happened to coincide with Sir David Attenbourgh's birthday was I'm sure a happy coincidence which worked due to how beloved a figure he is.

  • @mrsoph28
    @mrsoph28 3 роки тому +21

    “British grannies” aka 25 year old me crocheting seasonal hats for my villages postbox

    • @lucie4185
      @lucie4185 3 роки тому +2

      Yay our local one has sprouted an octopus and the kids love it! Well done all the knitters yarn bombing out there!

  • @04williamsl
    @04williamsl 3 роки тому +6

    Our local council wanted to start charging car park fees at the only park in a 3mile radius to us. All of the previous parks/green belt land had been developed on - 16 years ago I had 4 fields and that park to play on, to put it into perspective.
    Now they want to charge people who visit that park to park their vehicle there, knowing that most people who visit live quite a way away and it's the closest area for children to play in for them.
    People wouldn't drive to parks if there was more land for their children to play on nearer to them.
    It's all about money with councils, unfortunately.

  • @jemsjemski533
    @jemsjemski533 3 роки тому +34

    You need to stay with a British family and join their daily life, you’ll have so many questions 🤣🤣 I’m sure there’d be some great Brit vs USA stuff to be had! 😁

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 3 роки тому +2

      Like a school Exchange Student 😅

  • @littlehellkitten9682
    @littlehellkitten9682 3 роки тому +7

    You know what? For the longest time I was baffled that my partner (not from the U.K.) hadn’t heard of so many things since moving here. Kinda puts a little faith in hearing you hadn’t heard of certain things despite being in the U.K. (7?) years. Props to your gf! I’ll continue teaching my bf all about the rediculously British things also! (I recently showed him Morris Dancers).

  • @evemhooper
    @evemhooper 3 роки тому +2

    Very here for Watership Down and Animals of Farthing Wood, great films! 🐇🦡

  • @miss.murphymusic
    @miss.murphymusic 3 роки тому +6

    "He's over behind you!"
    Made me laugh more than I expected

  • @kiskadee321
    @kiskadee321 2 роки тому +2

    Related to Jaffa Cake taxes: Subway (the sandwich company) puts too much sugar in their bread and so Irish courts determined that it's legally cake and ineligible for the tax exemption that bread receives.

  • @victorialovatt976
    @victorialovatt976 3 роки тому +9

    Voting on a name…normally I’d agree with you, apart from the names given to road gritters in Scotland. Check it out, Evan! They are flipping quality

  • @caitlin329
    @caitlin329 3 роки тому +1

    Bake Off is directly inspired by a village fête. You'd probably only encounter them irl if you were outside of a big city, and London especially is very insular, but they're referenced a decent amount in British media.

    • @caitlin329
      @caitlin329 3 роки тому

      They have a church fete in Hot Fuzz, if you want to imagine the kind of place that'd regularly hold one.

  • @LeonardoDiCapri-Sun
    @LeonardoDiCapri-Sun 3 роки тому +3

    I gave my class a speech once in school about the Jaffa Cake debacle and I think the key convincing point was that Jaffa Cakes get harder when they're left out just like a cake whereas biscuits go softer when they're stale.

  • @charlotteinnocent8752
    @charlotteinnocent8752 3 роки тому +4

    How could you have been in the UK that long and not known what Morris Dancing is? If you really don't you need to look it up. It basically tops that list of ridiculous things. Fun video!

    • @caitlin329
      @caitlin329 3 роки тому +2

      London is pretty insular

  • @rainbow26pink
    @rainbow26pink 3 роки тому +4

    The addition of "over" to "he's behind you" did not sound right at all 😂😂

  • @abarratt8869
    @abarratt8869 3 роки тому +2

    What was hilarious about the Boaty McBoatface incident was that it was a BBC presenter James Hand that came up with the name live on-air whilst interviewing the rep from the NERC about the plan to ask the Internet. And, as soon as they (sensibly) announced that the ship would be named after Sir David Attenborough, a petition was started to try and persuade him to change his name to Boaty McBoatface...

  • @bethc696
    @bethc696 3 роки тому +3

    "FET" ... haha my little British heart just broke when I heard you pronounce fete like that hahahaha

    • @natkretep
      @natkretep 3 роки тому

      Homophone with 'fate'.

  • @YuliaFok
    @YuliaFok 3 роки тому +2

    I visited a friend in Glasgow once, went for a walk and was a bit hungry so I bought a crumpet and ate it straight out of the pack cold. When my friend found out, I was almost sent back home for committing such a sin.

  • @turtlescanfly7
    @turtlescanfly7 3 роки тому +3

    I must also add that I absolutely visited London multiple times for the monarchy and if they had an attraction where I was guaranteed to see the queen walk by I would do it. There’s obviously many other reasons why I’ve taken multiple trips to the British Aisles but a chance at seeing a royal is def part of it

    • @paulebroderick
      @paulebroderick 3 роки тому +2

      Go to Royal Ascot - if you buy a hospitality package you can get into the Royal Enclosure without being a member, and see the queen arrive and give out the prizes.

    • @turtlescanfly7
      @turtlescanfly7 3 роки тому +1

      @@paulebroderick omg thank you! I’ll definitely do this next time I go

  • @edsp666
    @edsp666 3 роки тому +4

    What cheese rolling was to my dad and uncle when we went to watch:
    •fun time to laugh at idiots
    •an excuse to start drinking early
    •good British fun
    What it was to me at age 8 or 9:
    •A trek up and down a muddy hill in the rain trying to avoid being vomited on by strangers who'd been drinking since 7am
    •Walking past one of the last runners at the end of the event and seeing his bone sticking out of his shin as his mate pulled his blood soaked sock off
    Let's just say the next year when they went I stayed with my grandparents

    • @LivvyAlexW
      @LivvyAlexW 2 роки тому

      My mum is from Gloucester and I’ve been to the cheese roll twice. I’m Canadian and it fascinates me

  • @CymruEmergencyResponder
    @CymruEmergencyResponder 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve worked as Medic at Cheese Rolling….and people literally do break their spines for a cheese. What’s even more British about the office cake scenario…..you have to buy the cake for your birthday!!
    Also, John Smeaton….the man who groin kicked a terrorist also shouted some very British words whilst he did it: ‘Fuckin come on then!’

  • @samuellawrencesbookclub8250
    @samuellawrencesbookclub8250 3 роки тому +90

    One ridiculously British thing, or which I'm guilty, being mildly triggered throughout this video because Evan has a hat on while indoors.

    • @Chelle23464
      @Chelle23464 3 роки тому +6

      American here and it bothered me too. But here it’s considered old school to take your hat off indoors.

    • @tamsel814
      @tamsel814 3 роки тому +6

      Non British person here but it also bothers me.

    • @lorrainehinchliffe5371
      @lorrainehinchliffe5371 3 роки тому +6

      drives my ex-british now Canadian husband absolutel mad when people wear hats indoors. especially in retaurants.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому

      The hat goes on the coat rack together with the coat and umbrella.

  • @RoxanneRichardson
    @RoxanneRichardson 3 роки тому +7

    US knitter piping in: yarn bombing is not just a UK thing!

  • @Hulachowdown
    @Hulachowdown 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, where I live ( in Canada) people knits scarves , hats and mittens and decorate trees with them. The main point is so if you ever get caught out in the snow , you can usually keep warm if you are anywhere in the main city. But also it is super cute how creative some people have gotten in the past few years. Some people must be spend serious money on all that yarn.

    • @Narnendil
      @Narnendil 3 роки тому

      Yeah I've seen yarn bombing done to trees and statues in multiple European countries too. I don't think it's a British thing.

  • @workmad3
    @workmad3 3 роки тому +4

    I can't believe you didn't look into Morris dancing. Or maybe you're saving that for a full reaction video at another date?
    Either way, I want to see what you make of Morris dancing... And just wait until you find out about the Dark Morris 🙂

    • @alandavies55
      @alandavies55 2 роки тому

      And when you get to the Molly Dancers, it can get quite strange

  • @caberma
    @caberma 3 роки тому +1

    Cheering when someone drops a glass in a pub/restaurant/bar is quite common, not only in the UK.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 3 роки тому +84

    To be fair, the Jaffa Cake case wasn’t incredibly British, but more incredibly capitalist.
    Proving that they’re cakes was about money, and not culture :P
    Also ngl, I was kinda hoping that it was Mr.Blobby at your door, Noel’s House Party style..

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 3 роки тому +8

      The weirdest part for me as a Brit is the idea that biscuits are less essential than cakes. You can't dunk a cake! Maybe a ladyfinger, but... now I'm wondering if that's a cake or a biscuit.

    • @grahamsmith9541
      @grahamsmith9541 3 роки тому +13

      @@FTZPLTC Normal Biscuits are 0% Tax. It is only chocolate coated biscuits that are classed as luxury with 15% Tax. But chocolate coated cakes are not Taxed. It was Jaffa Cakes chocolate coating that caused the tax issue.

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 3 роки тому +1

      @@grahamsmith9541 Ah, that makes a bit more sense. I still don't get why cake wasn't VATable though.

    • @grahamsmith9541
      @grahamsmith9541 3 роки тому +1

      @@FTZPLTC Cakes not being taxed doesn't make sense to me either.

    • @matan8074
      @matan8074 3 роки тому +2

      @@grahamsmith9541 let them eat cake?

  • @caberma
    @caberma 3 роки тому +1

    Self raising flour is very common outside the UK

  • @Claudia-nw5ic
    @Claudia-nw5ic 3 роки тому +4

    Aaaah all the memories of hoping the 345 will actually get to Peckham when the driver stops in a random residential street in Brixton and buggers off, leaving the bus unattended for 20 mins at 11.30 at night, no explanation given

  • @TheSpacecraftX
    @TheSpacecraftX 3 роки тому +1

    There is a famous newspaper cover (in The Daily Record) of the guy with his arms crossed and the headline, "I kicked a burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot".

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 роки тому +4

    I've lived in the UK my whole life, and I've never heard anyone pronounce "debris" as "deb-riss".

  • @amberprophet
    @amberprophet 3 роки тому

    Makes me so happy when you say "we" talking about Britain and I think "Yay! Yes Evan is one of us!" Also hang in there with the house buying. It's an utterly awful process of sustained uncertainty and tension and it is one of the worst things ever BUT you'll get through it. My process took 8 months (very different issues to the ones you've had so don't worry that this is a prediction) and it was awful but it did end. You're nearly there.

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 3 роки тому +14

    I feel like the office thing is just socially awkward office etiquette instead of a British thing lol. I pretend to be surprised every time someone is passing around a card or cookies or donuts or something, unless I’m the one coordinating it lol

    • @esorybur
      @esorybur 3 роки тому +1

      Why are we, as humans, like this?! lol

    • @naelissimmer4152
      @naelissimmer4152 3 роки тому +2

      Not me, I up and tracking the progress!

  • @user-xf5tu1qn4m
    @user-xf5tu1qn4m 3 роки тому +2

    Hi Evan, I accidentally came across your channels via a Real Scottish wedding. ( I think that was the name.) I remember watching the British falling down the hills chasing after cheese on the news channel when my father was stationed at an AFB in the 1970's. I'm telling my age but love your sense of humor, content and beautiful photographs. Your work ethic and dual citizenship is impressive. I heard it's a tedious task to become a citizen. (I'll watch your videos) It sounds like your most tumultuous time is coming to an end. Good luck.

  • @GuanoLad
    @GuanoLad 3 роки тому +6

    Okay, Evan. Next May Day you have to make a video about Morris Dancing. You will not regret it.

  • @mjj29
    @mjj29 3 роки тому +1

    On the cheese rolling - it was an official event in the location with support and everything, but they banned it because it was too dangerous. Result: everyone still does it, but without any support / ambulances on standby etc, so it's even more dangerous

  • @cruciothelight
    @cruciothelight 3 роки тому +7

    In Australia when a glass is dropped everyone just yells “WHEEEY TAXI” 😂

    • @gracev8762
      @gracev8762 3 роки тому +2

      Why the word taxi?

    • @DuskHorizon
      @DuskHorizon 3 роки тому +4

      @@gracev8762 because if they're too drunk to hold onto a drink they are too drunk to drive themselves home.

    • @mslea4119
      @mslea4119 2 роки тому

      Maybe we also need to incorporate uber😅also aussie

  • @nyala9824
    @nyala9824 3 роки тому +1

    Usually I just skip in-video ads but somehow I ended watching that one till the end. Loved it! A bit of humour really turns it from "ughh, another ad" to "ooh another ad!"

  • @artifexi3570
    @artifexi3570 3 роки тому +3

    The biggest thing for me is that the Week sponsored you I love the week but like that’s so funny and very British of you

  • @WickedDandelion
    @WickedDandelion 3 роки тому +1

    Hi Evan. I don't whether anyone else has mentioned this, but on the Jaffa Cake issue, the definition of a 'cake' is that which, when left exposed to the air becomes harder/drier whereas a 'cookie' or 'biscuit' becomes soft with exposure to air. This is why McVities were able to successfully argue that Jaffa Cakes are indeed "Cakes"! Hope this helps.

  • @libbyford6765
    @libbyford6765 3 роки тому +11

    Hope you’re putting in some effort to taking care of yourself during this stressful time for you 💕

  • @louiseglasgow
    @louiseglasgow 3 роки тому +2

    British baking recipes use self raising-flour, it’s only since we have the internet and started using USA recipes that there are more with the baking powder and plain flour combination. (There we’re a handful before but it was unusual), actually more likely was self raising flour plus baking powder for extra light cakes like Mary Berry’s Victoria sponge recipe.

  • @RobynHami12
    @RobynHami12 3 роки тому +4

    Every one of these so true 😂 really enjoyed the edit of this video Evan!! And as a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I’d say 3:36 really just about sums us up

  • @gemalem
    @gemalem 3 роки тому +1

    Just an FYI to the person who said people yarn bombing post boxes are old grannies... Hi I'm 32 and do this kinda thing, and know 18 year old who do too ✌🏻😁 and knitting and crocheting are different

  • @bastiaan4129
    @bastiaan4129 3 роки тому +8

    Watership Down or "Waterschapsheuvel" was also on TV way to much in the Netherlands when i grew up. "It's animated so it must be fun for kids!" No, no it isn't.

    • @tamsel814
      @tamsel814 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah... My mom also made that mistake. Oddly enough I found ik mik loreland more disturbing

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 3 роки тому +1

      My parents let me watch it as a kid, havent watched it since, but I still cry whenever I hear the soundtrack 😭
      I only just found out how many animals actually die in that movie, but I always knew it kind of fucked me up regarding animals dying, especially rabbits

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 3 роки тому +2

      The Plague Dogs, by the same author (and adapted for screen by the same guy), gets pretty messed up, too. A story about 2 dogs that escape from a research lab and accidentally kill a guy by stepping on the trigger of his shotgun.

    • @beckyday3187
      @beckyday3187 3 роки тому

      @@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t yes the Plague Dogs was harrowing!!!

    • @bastiaan4129
      @bastiaan4129 3 роки тому

      @@tamsel814 I just never watched Ik mik loreland, even my parents knew that you shouldn't let kids watch that.

  • @sparkasaurusdonna
    @sparkasaurusdonna 3 роки тому +1

    Very funny video. I subscribed to The Week for several years and appreciated the world perspective on the news.

  • @cheezarose
    @cheezarose 3 роки тому +3

    We have Jaffa Cakes in continental Europe too. The name brand here in Belgium and France is LU sold under the name Pim's.

  • @lynnb2562
    @lynnb2562 3 роки тому

    I have that problem in my town about people complaining about new housing going up in town. Honest-to-god we have a mayoral candidate who complained in an interview with our local paper about seeing new faces in downtown and that he was dismayed the town was growing so much he might actually run into a stranger while walking down Main Street. Not even choking this guy's trying to become mayor and literally just insulted half the town who just moved here in the last 4-5 years, myself included.

  • @sildonslife6236
    @sildonslife6236 3 роки тому +12

    he’s still American Tom Scott but in the grey hoodie, idk if that was intentional or not

  • @bladethewolfartist7095
    @bladethewolfartist7095 3 роки тому +1

    duke of wellington statue in Glasgow now just has a permanent traffic cone on its head because every time they removed it someone else put one on till they gave up. Also some interesting laws like it is illegal to be holding a salmon and look suspicious whilst doing so. Also it is illegal to wear a suit of armor in parliament (don't ask idk why either)

  • @AlfieMcSloy
    @AlfieMcSloy 3 роки тому +4

    "You guys say deb-riss, don't you." What??! No! It's debris, like de brie... 😂😭🧀

  • @sophieparry8926
    @sophieparry8926 3 роки тому +6

    Don't know if you'll see this but love your content, you're really uplifting and I look forward to your videos each week. From your comment does this mean you don't like the monarchy? Would we be the same country without it?

  • @ShizuruNakatsu
    @ShizuruNakatsu 5 місяців тому

    Ireland here, and I loved 'The Animals of Farthing Wood', but it also scared me. I have a scene from 25 years ago still stuck in my head...

  • @zjadaczliter8718
    @zjadaczliter8718 3 роки тому +27

    Anyone else got triggered on how he pronounced Mcvities or was that just me

  • @LorellaPlanBeeOrchardandFarm
    @LorellaPlanBeeOrchardandFarm 3 роки тому

    It was worth me not fast forwarding through your infomercial just for the Kramer impression. “Now you’re talking” *snap*

  • @meleyeons4686
    @meleyeons4686 3 роки тому +1

    The Royal Family is thought to bring in about £550 million each year in tourism money.

  • @kingofblox2976
    @kingofblox2976 3 роки тому +18

    Who says 'deb-ris' instead of 'debree'? Brits definitely don't, so do Americans pronounce it like that?

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому

      Americans definitely don't, it's like chassis

    • @tonycrayford3893
      @tonycrayford3893 3 роки тому

      @@thewingedporpoise well the British pronounce chassis with sh sound at the start

    • @laura__5544
      @laura__5544 3 роки тому

      Am American, that's not how we say it either

    • @natkretep
      @natkretep 3 роки тому +4

      American pronunciation duh-BREE. British pronunciation DEB-bree or DAY-bree.

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know if it's still widely said, but the dropped cutlery or glass when it gets a cheer or clap is often accompanied with the phrase "sack the juggler." "

  • @sueinns5048
    @sueinns5048 3 роки тому +5

    Girlfriend! You slipped that in there!!

    • @sueinns5048
      @sueinns5048 3 роки тому

      @@adairs7498 I had to rewind it to make sure i heard right too. I hope its Bliss, she is lovely!

  • @queenigelkotte
    @queenigelkotte 3 роки тому

    Fun fact: here in Gothenburg(Sweden) the city usually asks the public to name pretty much everything. Boats, buildings, Sports arenas, solar power factories etc. All of the canal ferries for example have electricity and water puns as names. There is even a name for our specific type of humor called "Gothenburg humor"

  • @crisssquared
    @crisssquared 3 роки тому +5

    Hello everyone and welcome back to a guy whose ceiling light makes it look like he has a tiny halo.

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 3 роки тому +2

    I like the Busta Rhymes "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See" arm waving at the start.
    All the best with the mortgage.

  • @thewingedporpoise
    @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +14

    really distancing yourself from Tom Scott by wearing a gray hoodie and not a red shirt

    • @evan
      @evan  3 роки тому +1

      hahahha

    • @mistythecat3050
      @mistythecat3050 3 роки тому

      Tom Scott bulk buys both red shirts and grey hoodies. This intro was ironic.

    • @caitlin329
      @caitlin329 3 роки тому

      The baseball cap inside offsets it I think? 😅

  • @markflatters9819
    @markflatters9819 3 роки тому +2

    Like others have said....you DO make me laugh!! You're so 'quirky' and strangely uplifting....I always look forward to your video's!! I actually like the mix of 'polished' vids but your unpolished 'thrown together vids' are just as entertaining(sometimes more so!!)

  • @JoeAQuinn
    @JoeAQuinn 3 роки тому +3

    At my primary school every single year we went to a pantomime the last week of school before Christmas