@@amp4105 step 1) cut end of celery off, (just a little bit off the edge). Step 2) put sliced celery end in cup of cold water (or submerge it). Step 3) profit
The entire theme of bullying is thrown out the window by the ship making him evil it would be much better if they had him do it from the bullying with no other motivator
Jaylemagnifique yeah but when you have a telepathic alien being there it removes the power of the shit parenting and the bullying and when it’s clear that he wouldn’t have done it without the alien it’s even worse
@@JaylemagnifiqueGame Everything was subverted by the ship's influence, since it made him a dickhead which is why his classmates were creeped the fuck out and didn't like Brandon(which they were right to do), it basically caused Every Single problem brandon had in the movie and people just happened to be there, it should have just functioned like clark's did.
@@JaylemagnifiqueGame also - I think the idea behind this is that he was fked-over no matter what - he had a predisposition to see people as something lesser, the ship influencing him, his parents trying to raise him well but not perfectly as the Kents, bullying influencing his viewpoints. This makes for crazy. For another example, the show Legion.
@@ninabanana8706 not even Close Captain America was simply A Soldier not raised by the Military If Brandon was Raised by the military/US Government (who can be Just as Ruthless as any corporation and they would almost certainly treat him like an extremely Dangerous Lab Rat )he would be a Total Phyco that would be Either like Homelander or Like His Original Version (screw Earth I'll Kill everybody),or some ruthless Killer that could wipe out nations if the US government told him too
Or his wife shouldn’t have been stupid the entire movie and maybe should have told him the ship can hurt him and he can melt the metal make a molds of the bullets he uses and pour the liquid metal in the molds and he would’ve killed him
Leave him with the government, and you'd get Homelander. Being raised by well-intentioned farmers is a better bet for a good outcome. The problem was how dumb these particular farmer parents were. They did not know how to properly raise a kid. If the Kents raised him, he might have turned out better, since they seemed to be competent parents who instilled good morals in their adopted alien child.
@@yuufeternal5837 That's merely one factor, and it's one that can be easily dealt with. Simple solution: Destroy it. We see that the metal can be broken by human hands, which means smashing it to pieces with a bulldozer or other heavy machinery is viable. Even if destroying it doesn't work, they could just send it very far away to an inaccessible place, like the bottom of the ocean. Or maybe good parenting can override the ship's influence. We could get an Iron Giant "You are not a weapon" moment.
If he was raised by the Kent’s I doubt there would be a better outcome because the kid was a sociopath that was bound for evil. The ship was a factor in it, but the kid was clearly fucked up before the ship even started talking to him
@@pathetic2399 What evidence do you have to point to that the kid was a born sociopath bound for evil? It seemed like he was troubled because his parents were terrible at raising a kid. They failed to teach him respect and humility, so once he discovered that he was physically superior to everyone else, he decided he was morally superior as well. Plus, if he were truly a born sociopath bound for evil, he wouldn't have told his mom that he wants to do good.
I feel like the whole dark Superman thing is what drew literally everyone to this movie idk why the director didn’t just say oh yeah I got massive inspiration from Superman I wanted to see what it would be like if he was the weird kid instead of the good looking kid
Because the less acknowledgement he was based off Superman done by the film makers the less evidence there would have been if this went to court. Like seriously, they were walking on realllllyyy thin ice! If WB wanted they could have taken it to court, probably wouldn’t have won but a quote from the director saying “Ya it’s based on Superman” could be the deciding factor. Since they didn’t mention Superman they could probably get away with just saying he’s an original character who shares some similarities
Minor plot hole: At the end of the movie, she ripped off a piece of the metal from the ship. Think about that, have you ever tried to rip off a piece of metal?
I had more questions about the integrity of the ship considering it crash landed from orbit but somehow breakable enough to rip off a piece with your bare hands
That's not unusual considering it literally crashed from at least the next solar system. That puts some serious strain on the material. You can't simply tear apart even a plastic ruler. But if you bend it repeatedly beforehand, you can easily do it. Same thing applies to metal. I don't know how it's called in English, the Hungarian word for it is "Elfáradt anyag" (Literal translation: "Tired material".) Repeated strain in different directions (like falling form orbit) tears apart the internal structure of a material, and thereby weakens it.
@@FilmHerald I'm not a handyman by any means but yesterday had to tear off a piece of metal from my steel gate obstructing the deadbolt. Lacking proper tools, I used a hammer and a wrench, plus a whole lot of force & time to finally tear off a small piece of metal/steel; about 20x smaller than the piece of metal Elizabeth Banks tore off instantly with her bare hands. And yes, I applied the material stress method, but even damaged/stressed steel is difficult to rip off using just your hands. I'm aware this is a movie, just something trivial and fun to point out.
Sad part is The home movie is a metaphor for America government people and future generations A spaceship= Government Parents= American people Bright burn/ Brandon= Possibilities of future generations verry sad Only a few people actually picked up on that
I think the movie is all about neglect, denial, and lack of communication and the consequences that coincide. It’s a story about what would happen if Superman’s parents were ill-equipped emotionally.
It sounds cool, but it's kinda silly if you think about it. Warmth is the same word in both contexts, but have different meaning. It's just silly wordplay with the appearance more depth than a simple message. Just realized that. I guess it has some poetic elegance to it.
I was so frustrated with the whole not talking to him like lady he is literally saying I wanna be good why would you kill him if anything you just sent him over the edge because you were literally the only person left that he trusted
He showed signs of being sociopathic, no remorse, passion, regret, sadness or happiness. He just did what he was told was right, like when he went to that girl who called him a pervert, he did it because his dad said he should. Not out of his own heart. The only emotion he showed was anger or rage which also is a tendency of people who are sociopathic
You're right...I just have to talk. Thank you for opening my eyes,I'll go and talk to my famely about our feelings. Have a good day folks! *opening the basements doors and walkes in* We need to talk Margaret. *closes the doors behinde*
Talking of copyright, Marvel has a superhero called Hyperion that is literally just superman but with blonde hair. Same origin. Same powers. They even have the same dumb little hair curl thingy, but Marvel wasn't sued. So yeah, I guess Brightburn can get away with it.
There's a comic by Mark Waid for Boom! studios called Irredeemable about a Superman who had a Joker-type really bad day (that started with his Lois Lane giving away his identity and breaking up with him) and went insane and evil. Honestly, a movie of that would be so much better than this.
Hyperion is ginger, not blonde. SENTRY is the blonde one. But, also, he's not as much of a Superman rip-off because by the time they brought him back into the mainstream, they gave him this whole random side-story of suffering mentally and eventually had a cosmic demon pop out of him just because. Hyperion is definitely more of a direct Superman knock-off. Then again, the only real purpose to Hyperion is so Marvel can write Superman and Thor being space bros without having to jump through the legal hoops & headaches of setting up a crossover.
This makes no sense at all. Why would you get bullied over basically being super man? Fuck, if I was a kid and I saw another kid just stop a lawnmower blade with his hand; I would immediately want to become his mate and hang out.
yeah he was shown humanity by the kents and he learned to give it to others . The kents didnt shy away from his powers , they showed him a direction like any parent should . These Asshat Brightburn parents never trusted the kid to begin with
@@rocket_sensha4337 It's all subjective to each person. Superman grew up not knowing he was an alien until around the same age as Bright Burn and his alien ship was left in the barn yet he is now the greatest hero of all time. What if the ship was telling him to come home or something plus there isn't much else you can do with that ship. Also how would telling him he was an alien solve the problem as if anything he would feel like he isn't one of them. Unless you mean they have a reasonable conversation with him but then again the ship made him evil so there wasn't much they could have done. Btw I think they were terrible parents too but for different reasons
@@kinglegend7243 I dont think so. If it was bad parenting he would have been turned. He showed no signs of violence until the ship came on. He had a complete personality change after that.
Nah bro he got to go a kid with the powers of Superman can not be trusted fuck being a parent I whould have molded that ship into metal buckshots and blew his fucking head clean of
@@jaggooey What he is made for and what he wants are completely different. For example, Goku in Dragon ball. He was sent to destroy earth and yet saved it several times.
@@redlemon1219 all the more reason why the parents should have gotten rid of the ship, it also served no purpose to them while brandon was still good. Given better parenting, finding solutions to the bullying, and hiring a better social worker. The ship's message may not have carried a lot of weight if brandon opposed the idea of causing harm.
My problem is that the parents and authorities are so sooo bad, Brandon was going through a lot. He definitely would’ve been a good guy if they are being proper.
@@CMCSS-to3to he wouldn't be keter, only euclid Just because he has lazer eyes and super strength that means shit to the Foundation They would likely take less than a day to learn about his weakness
@Some smakerboi what and not do it slowly for him to feel her arm move and maybe stop it? Are you high or stupid or stupid and high or to JUST TALK TO HIM (he is a fucking child kryptonian but stil a kid his mind can be molded regardless of his powers THEY should rename this movie "what if the Kent's were horrible parents and idiots and tryed to kill a kid who is already scared and angry the movie ") this movie kinda sucks
If they both agreed sooner, they could have used the metal from the ship, made it into a bullet, and killed him like his dad tried to before! It would be like the ending to Of Mice And Men!
I mean, theoretically in Superman's case. He probably has Krytionian vaccinations, and he usually doesn't develop his invulnerability until he's in high school. Plus Super Immune System. And I'm pretty sure drinkable vaccines are a thing.
@@TheCheshireMadcat i love megamind because he's just evil for the sake of being evil and treats it like a fun game, but in this movie the kid is a fucking psychopath lol
@jason dixo well since dragonball origin is inspired heavily by superman that is definitely possible. In fact dragonball already did this. Goku just bumped his head as a child and forgot to be evil.
When I heard this I was like: Why would you pick up an alien baby? And now: Hey this fork is made of meteor metal so you can't break it and it totally can't poison you it's fine
Brightburn was able to be made without copyright infringement because technically it is a parody of Superman, not actually recreating the character persay, but creating an opposite, paradoxical character with numerous similar qualities. A stretch, maybe, but legally viable.
That's the impression I got as soon as I watched the first promotion. I think the people behind Brightburn are denying it for legal reasons, not wanting to repeat the Shazam (Captain Marvel) legal battles before DC absorbed Shazam who was (at the time) more popular than Superman.
So I watched this movie with my friends. While watching, we: -Agreed that beans are the kid's source of power -Changed the kid's motive to finding more beans -Agreed that the uncle stole some of the kid's beans, that's why the kid went after him -Agreed that the kid's a creep -Agreed that the father is a chad (srsly, he took a punch from a kid that caused him go 3 meters backwards into a cabinet only to walk it off like nothing happened) -Agreed that the father only died because he hasn't eaten his beans in a while -Renamed the movie into "Bright Bean" This just turned the movie into a comedy by doing so, lmao
I just feel so bad for this kid, imagine what a little bit of empathy could’ve done for him. The movie’s events could’ve changed completely had the parents actually been competent enough to raise a child. It would’ve been nice to have some character development with the parents realizing that their parenting is shit, but they threw away their chance when they had it. It’s just sad.
What I learnt from here, if someone like his mother showed him being loved, he's being susceptible to be nice and calm. Tori also knew that something in the ship that is disturbing or manipulating her foster child. Upon knowing this, she should have inform her husband, Kyle, and have it burnt while the kid, Brandon, was in school. But of course taking a piece of metal out of it if in case there's just 1% of assurance or if ever there's a need to have a fail safe for the moment.
Brandon’s parents never being willing to empathize with each other really screwed him over. Sure, Brandon is clearly showing signs of some form of conduct disorder, but they could help him now and help him develop into a good person, even if he lacks empathy. Lacking empathy doesn’t make Brandon evil, he wanted help and no one provided it.
You're talking about ecolocationman, a super rich dude named brucely dwayne in gothotam who lost his parents in delinquency street after the saw a musical, which made him inherit the riches of the Dwayne family to become ecolocationman
Hey just finished watching your Bird Box theory and i think there is a way to beat it. I haven’t seen the movie, but if they aren’t able to look directly at the monsters, and the things you listed aren’t possible, here are a couple other things I think would be safe options. One is Thermal imaging goggles. Thermal imaging goggles allows them to only see the heat signatures of object or person, not really any key details, depending on the goggles used. This would allow them to “see” the monsters and crazies without actually looking at them. These goggles can be found typically at military bases, which can be found in numerous states. If they are close enough, they might’ve be able to make it to one of the bases in California before the creatures had got there. What if the creatures don’t have heat signatures? Even better. Since they arent physical beings, you wont have to worry about them. This method would damage their eyes, which is why they need to find a base. A small, underground basement would do perfectly with some slight altercations. The creatures aren’t able to walk through walls, and are too big to fit through any regular door or window. They would also need to take down the house, over a long period of time, so they would be able to see the surroundings of their new house a lot easier. But, it can only hold a small amount of people at a time, which means that people would have to spilt up. Here’s a couple of ways to tell who is a friend or foe, depending on the route they chose to take *Now what?* Your best bet would probably setting up a mini surveillance system around your newly forming hideout. You would need to set up some DIY thermal imaging cameras, which can be made with your smartphone/camera and the goggles. Assuming that you robbed the military base dry and are now heavily armed you’d make your way down to an electronic store like Best Buy and take a couple of hdmi cords and converters, a couple of monitors, some back up cameras, and sets of rechargeable batteries (the BIIIGG ones). You will use the hdmi cords to connect both of your cameras to the monitors inside your basement. You might have to hide the camera and cords under some leaves in order for them to stay hidden. But, this way you are able to see incoming people or objects(edit: you have to tape the thermal goggles to the camera to avoid eye contact and yes this DOES work XD). All people would have to in order for you to tell if they are a friend or foe is to wear some specific heat signature around their waist, like a ice/heat pack or something. *Monster theory* Also(if anyone is still reading this XD) I have a potential explanation as to why only the mentally insane don’t kill themselves when seeing the monsters. People who are declared “insane” actually have a condition connected to psychosis. In simple terms, psychosis is when a person’s reality is entirely, or partially warped. This can make the person experience auditory and visual hallucinations, aggressive emotional impulses, and delusions . My theory is that these creatures are able to create a very strong version of psychosis, which normal people aren’t use to. So, when someone looks at the monster they overwhelmed by the sudden change in the state of their minds aaaaand meet an unpleasant ending. But, since the clinically insane are already somewhat exposed to this mental state, they just suffer from intense delusions instead. hope this helps :D
I dont remember Bird Box that well off the top of my head, but is it ever confirmed that the monsters even give off heat signatures? If they do i think there might still be some debate over whether or not that is considered the same as just looking at them through a camera/video feed.
Brightburn is what if Dragon ball but What if Goku was Raised by a 2 parent Family, went to school and at around 12 years of age remembered his mission
Ben Fernandez Depends. Home lander in the comics murder raped a family of six. Still not as bad as the Plutonian from irredeemable though. That guy wiped out 3/4 of the worlds population.
So an alien race sends a child of their own to another planet, complete with instructions to take over said planet: *Dragon Ball Z would like to know your location*
"Having a superman controlled by the government wouldn't be that great but at least it would be better than this: " *proceeds to show the exact same thing the Homelander does in The Boys.
@@EpicVideoMaster11 Yeah true... But the voice isn't controlling his body right?.. I think every normal child would freak out if there was a voice in their head telling them to destroy the world... 😂Just my opinion
Film Herald, I would really suggest putting peanut butter and raisins on your celery. If you like raisins, its a great, healthy snack that manages to make you forget you're eating the 2nd worst vegetable.
What do you get when you cross a confused kid with superpowers with a family and community that abandons him and treats him like trash? I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fuckin’ deserve!
1, when you have a gas powered push mower turn over like that it will stop running. Even if it was an older model that didn't have the safety bar you have to hold down the prime the ignition, a lawn mower like that being turned upside down its air filter will get flooded with gasoline and will not be able to continue running. Besides, Brandon was far, far more likely to snap the pull start cord than he was to fling the whole contraption a hundred yards. 2, the story of a super-powered alien baby on a mission of Conquest arriving on Earth was already covered in Dragon Ball Z. Goku, Kakarot was sent to the Earth to wipe out the population and prepare it for the Saiyan invasion. He was violent the moment he came out of the Pod craft he arrived in. But, while grandpa Gohan was taking him for a walk in the mountains he fell and hit his head on a Rock and had a complete personality change.
@@zacharykoplin6543 nah not really superman insta kill brightburn since superman was exposed to sunlight more than him so basically a slap might do the job
The difference between Brandon's parents and Clark's parents is that Clark's parents told him about his true origins and that he come from space and that he sent to earth for a reason and Clark's parents talked to him about hiding his powers and making them a secret because when people know about his power, they will be afraid, and people hate what they don’t understand and that when time come people will discover his power.and he have to be the one to protect them and help them
At least they would have learned his weaknesses and would have developed a way to control him. I mean he's still a weapon but now he's a weapon with no leash. how is that better?
As if the US Military would actually use this boy, like lets say ISIS, they wont even use this kid because every Country would complain about Human rights and stop taking advantage of a kid, or an "Alien" as a weapon, the only time this boy would be used by the US Government is World War 3 which is unlikely
I mean they already have tons of weapons so I don't see this kid as anything special, I mean they already have nukes, IDK if nukes would kill the kid but they certainly can wipe out humanity faster then this kid seems to be able to.
What is scarier than a horror movie? Film Herald: A scary movie cliche *legit* EDIT: Me, going to the comment section and seeing my comment: Me, seeing the likes: *confused screaming*
@@cinnamontoastboi4017 -and then it was aggresively lowered again because you dont decide to just adopt a random 'human' you found in a suspicious vessel wth secret unrealistic underground government science research facilities exist -_-for a reason-_
there could have been a movie about the intense struggle between good and evil within brandon. with the ship and his own traumas on one side, and all of his family and friends on the other. perhaps throw in a villain who acts as a "brandon who chose evil" and you could have a nice plot. btw the villain could just be a bully, they don't have to be any stronger than a normal person. the plot could have centered more around how a person who doesn't fear consequences would judge morality. after all, his parents, the school, and the government absolutely can't punish him if he doesn't let them.
So many movies seem so much more realistic in retrospect. People not sharing information, ignoring information, taking none or very limited action, eventhough it's clear what should be done to prevent events with global impact, all that seemed insane just two years ago. Now however we have confirmed that all of this is in fact accurate.
It was. It was also one of the most relatable things that I've ever seen on UA-cam. I just threw out 4 bags of salad the other night. You know what never goes bad in our house? Reeses Cups.
"Best way to stop him is to just talk to him" Basically what the Kent did to Superman - Raise him like a normal child
"What would superman be like if his adoptive parents, and all authority figures around him; were just really, really shitty?"
@@dreamcanvas5321 so, what if superman lived in the real world is what we are seeing?
Basically
The punctuation in this comment made me lose half of my brain cells in a millisecond.
@@thehottoast Punctuation not grammar.
Trim off the end of the celery and put it in a cup of cold water. It rehydrates.
rex cassidy this is an underrated comment
ATTENTION HERALD LOOK AT THIS POST
explain like im 5
@@amp4105 step 1) cut end of celery off, (just a little bit off the edge).
Step 2) put sliced celery end in cup of cold water (or submerge it).
Step 3) profit
Nani the fuck?
Oh, Herald's celery tangent. I thought you were talking about something unrelated to the film.
I'm Okuyasu (dumb as fuck)
The entire theme of bullying is thrown out the window by the ship making him evil it would be much better if they had him do it from the bullying with no other motivator
Exactly
Jaylemagnifique yeah but when you have a telepathic alien being there it removes the power of the shit parenting and the bullying and when it’s clear that he wouldn’t have done it without the alien it’s even worse
It would’ve made it amazing and the ship should’ve been cut out and only used for the weakness thing
@@JaylemagnifiqueGame Everything was subverted by the ship's influence, since it made him a dickhead which is why his classmates were creeped the fuck out and didn't like Brandon(which they were right to do), it basically caused Every Single problem brandon had in the movie and people just happened to be there, it should have just functioned like clark's did.
@@JaylemagnifiqueGame also - I think the idea behind this is that he was fked-over no matter what - he had a predisposition to see people as something lesser, the ship influencing him, his parents trying to raise him well but not perfectly as the Kents, bullying influencing his viewpoints. This makes for crazy. For another example, the show Legion.
If the army had raised Brandon we would’ve got a Homelander or some shit like that.
Nah, Homelander was raised by a corporation. If the military raised Brandon, they'd get something like Captain America
Lmaoooo when he brought up the military things i was like *sweats nervously*
@@dannyshawn2352 you wish lol. The military didn't raise captain America, don't forget that
@@ninabanana8706 not even Close
Captain America was simply A Soldier not raised by the Military
If Brandon was Raised by the military/US Government (who can be Just as Ruthless as any corporation and they would almost certainly treat him like an extremely Dangerous Lab Rat )he would be a Total Phyco that would be Either like Homelander or Like His Original Version (screw Earth I'll Kill everybody),or some ruthless Killer that could wipe out nations if the US government told him too
youd get someone like flashpoint superman
When the dad shot Brandon he should’ve played it off
Dad: I knew it!
Or his wife shouldn’t have been stupid the entire movie and maybe should have told him the ship can hurt him and he can melt the metal make a molds of the bullets he uses and pour the liquid metal in the molds and he would’ve killed him
Abgamer79 1 thing: Plot
Dad: I knew it! YOU ARE A SUPERHERO BRANDON! YES! WE ARE GONNA BE RICH!!!
BRANDON: REALLY DAD! !!
Dad: My bad Brandon I thought I saw a fly on your head.
@@abgamer7955 wait does he have super hearing also melting a unknowm material could be hard
The weird thing about this movie is how insistent Tori was on being a mom but she never actually mothers Brandon.
Unfortunately, that's the majority of all parents these days.
@@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches speak for yourself
@@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches Not even just nowadays. Ask someone with a narcissistic mom.
@@mikemarek6243 He can speak for me
@@mikemarek6243 stf up
The dude talking about foreshadowing was my English teacher in multiple classes at OSU so that was unexpected lmao
AtomicShane all osu has taught me is how to slam my desk and get mad at missing clicking circles
@@thatrespectablehuman1884 lmao
What OSU are we talking about here?
that respectablehuman profile?
You mean the Oklahoma State University?
Leave him with the government, and you'd get Homelander. Being raised by well-intentioned farmers is a better bet for a good outcome. The problem was how dumb these particular farmer parents were. They did not know how to properly raise a kid. If the Kents raised him, he might have turned out better, since they seemed to be competent parents who instilled good morals in their adopted alien child.
Not with a spaceship telling him to dominate the world
@@yuufeternal5837 That's merely one factor, and it's one that can be easily dealt with.
Simple solution: Destroy it. We see that the metal can be broken by human hands, which means smashing it to pieces with a bulldozer or other heavy machinery is viable. Even if destroying it doesn't work, they could just send it very far away to an inaccessible place, like the bottom of the ocean.
Or maybe good parenting can override the ship's influence. We could get an Iron Giant "You are not a weapon" moment.
If he was raised by the Kent’s I doubt there would be a better outcome because the kid was a sociopath that was bound for evil. The ship was a factor in it, but the kid was clearly fucked up before the ship even started talking to him
@@pathetic2399 What evidence do you have to point to that the kid was a born sociopath bound for evil? It seemed like he was troubled because his parents were terrible at raising a kid. They failed to teach him respect and humility, so once he discovered that he was physically superior to everyone else, he decided he was morally superior as well.
Plus, if he were truly a born sociopath bound for evil, he wouldn't have told his mom that he wants to do good.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 are you thinking of a psychopath?
Moral of the story: Talk to your child about puberty.
Well that happened in the movie so....
Lol
Facts
Yep that works
That happend
The Gaming Sisters yes
Wow, he risked getting demonitized just to talk about his celery
Let's be honest, that's our celery.
You jinxed it.
cuz he had a skillshare sponsorship. he's getting paid anyways
@@defnotnath4nie129 yeh that's how he gets his selery....
@@taneev271 nice one
Brightburn's symbol looks like the Bluetooth emblem.
This is a underrated comment-
Lol oh shit
The symbol from Berserk. 🤔
I didn't even notice that lmao
@@WickedPhase me neither lol
How to beat Brightburn:
Write “return to sender” on the space pod and put the kid back in it
If it was UPS or Fedex, kid and ship wouldn't make it home. He would be lost in the mail.
Thus the beginning of his evilness.
Address unknown?
“The government could take him in and train him to be a force for good instead of evil.”
Ah, the Hellboy method
Exactly
The homelander way
@@ricklominguez168 umm....
Do you want Homelander from The Boyz? Because this is how you get Homelander from the Boyz!
I dont think giving the government a child weapon of mass destruction would be a good solution
The easiest solution here is to find a rich billionaire orphan and have him fight Brandon
😂😂😂
Gee i wonder if that billionaire orphan would also have an obsession with bats and a strong sense of justice.
Wait thats illegal 😂
get the crimson bolt to fuck it up
And name him the bright knight so the director won't get sued.
How to beat brightburn:
Give him a copy of a Superman comic
Lol
that sounds like what the iron giant did, so it must work for brandon
Worked for the Iron Giant
Another way: Changing the mother’s name to Martha
@@krishnish2064 whY dId YoU sAY tHaT nAMe?!1?
Legend says that Herald is still stuck in a loop of buying celery then throwing it away
Celery, I've come to bargain
The tall celery
This is reqiuem
I really, really hate stories that would fall apart if people would just *talk to each other.* They're so frustrating.
But it happens so often irl tbh
@@f687sNFM Plenty of things that happen in real life are frustrating. That doesn't make them a fulfilling media experience.
Yes it's like watching people in real life 😂
But it’s what happens irl, people don’t communicate
Yeah it's like sitting down and watching the entire human race you think after a while God would just get bored
Can't wait for the sequel set 30 years in the future - Brightboomer
Cyph6n 😂😂😂
Cyph6n he learns he doesn’t have powers anymore
Cyph6n I’d like but I want it too stay at ’222’
“Killing people used to be way better back in the day”
*Slurps Monster Energy
BOOM! *Gears of WAR boomer sound*
I know this has nothing to do with the movie, but the getting mad about the Celery got me lmao!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rip celery
Me who read this comment before the video:
Ah yes, this is what I came here for.
Those poor sticks of Celery though
SAME LOOOOOOOOOOOL
@@broccoli6783 You're turn
I feel like the whole dark Superman thing is what drew literally everyone to this movie idk why the director didn’t just say oh yeah I got massive inspiration from Superman I wanted to see what it would be like if he was the weird kid instead of the good looking kid
Because the less acknowledgement he was based off Superman done by the film makers the less evidence there would have been if this went to court. Like seriously, they were walking on realllllyyy thin ice! If WB wanted they could have taken it to court, probably wouldn’t have won but a quote from the director saying “Ya it’s based on Superman” could be the deciding factor.
Since they didn’t mention Superman they could probably get away with just saying he’s an original character who shares some similarities
How to beat brightburn: be his friend and love him
Maxwell Midoriyan, The Walking Fish same!
Then he'd show up to your house, so I'd stay the hell away from him
lia nelms you crazy if you think that stop him imagine you said something he offended by and he kill you
Brownthunder the reason he turned wasn’t really his fault it was neglect on how the parents approached it
gota toka he was bullied in the first place just be nice he was always offended so how would that make sense
Minor plot hole: At the end of the movie, she ripped off a piece of the metal from the ship. Think about that, have you ever tried to rip off a piece of metal?
I had more questions about the integrity of the ship considering it crash landed from orbit but somehow breakable enough to rip off a piece with your bare hands
That's not unusual considering it literally crashed from at least the next solar system. That puts some serious strain on the material. You can't simply tear apart even a plastic ruler. But if you bend it repeatedly beforehand, you can easily do it. Same thing applies to metal. I don't know how it's called in English, the Hungarian word for it is "Elfáradt anyag" (Literal translation: "Tired material".) Repeated strain in different directions (like falling form orbit) tears apart the internal structure of a material, and thereby weakens it.
@@SnlDrako In English it's called Metal Fatigue. (Thanks for correcting me
@@MalavolentGaming Thanks, that's what I was trying to convey.
@@FilmHerald I'm not a handyman by any means but yesterday had to tear off a piece of metal from my steel gate obstructing the deadbolt.
Lacking proper tools, I used a hammer and a wrench, plus a whole lot of force & time to finally tear off a small piece of metal/steel; about 20x smaller than the piece of metal Elizabeth Banks tore off instantly with her bare hands.
And yes, I applied the material stress method, but even damaged/stressed steel is difficult to rip off using just your hands.
I'm aware this is a movie, just something trivial and fun to point out.
Stupidity was the downfall of everyone in this movie.
Sad part is The home movie is a metaphor for America government people and future generations A spaceship= Government Parents= American people Bright burn/ Brandon= Possibilities of future generations verry sad Only a few people actually picked up on that
stupidity will probably be the downfall of all of humanity XD
Catch A Case ok
666 likes lol
Most of horror movie does that
I think the movie is all about neglect, denial, and lack of communication and the consequences that coincide. It’s a story about what would happen if Superman’s parents were ill-equipped emotionally.
“A child that is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth”
It sounds cool, but it's kinda silly if you think about it. Warmth is the same word in both contexts, but have different meaning. It's just silly wordplay with the appearance more depth than a simple message. Just realized that. I guess it has some poetic elegance to it.
Can we all take a moment and respect that this man took his time out his day to address his celery
Ha
It won a small part of my heart, subscribed.
Fun Fact: Brandon played as young Scott Lang in Avengers Endgame when they were testing out the time machine.
Tobey
Damn I just actually realized that
I knew I saw him from somewhere!
And Daredevil I think
Damn, imagine being a dark Superman as a child and then turned into a guy who can talk to ants
I was so frustrated with the whole not talking to him like lady he is literally saying I wanna be good why would you kill him if anything you just sent him over the edge because you were literally the only person left that he trusted
I’m pretty sure the edge was splattered all over the back room of that diner
@@riastradh hey, no body was found there. No splatter. The body was taken to the barn and gutted there.
He showed signs of being sociopathic, no remorse, passion, regret, sadness or happiness. He just did what he was told was right, like when he went to that girl who called him a pervert, he did it because his dad said he should. Not out of his own heart. The only emotion he showed was anger or rage which also is a tendency of people who are sociopathic
Boi
Grief makes people stupid tho.
Brightburn AKA
The extreme version of when everyone fails at talking and ignores a problem.
When you realize that Brandon is probably really weak compared to the people from his planet since he received no training.
O H F U C K
:0
when you realize that the person who wrote this comments name is brandon and now you're locking the door
@@camilobarrios7854 it's too late for you, I'm already close by
@@goregoththedestroyer6317 SHIT SHIT SHIT
Moral of the story.....
Communication is key 🔑
exactly..
You're right...I just have to talk.
Thank you for opening my eyes,I'll go and talk to my famely about our feelings.
Have a good day folks!
*opening the basements doors and walkes in*
We need to talk Margaret.
*closes the doors behinde*
Moral of story
Dont adopt
NICE
no, celery is key
Talking of copyright, Marvel has a superhero called Hyperion that is literally just superman but with blonde hair. Same origin. Same powers. They even have the same dumb little hair curl thingy, but Marvel wasn't sued. So yeah, I guess Brightburn can get away with it.
They sued each other for a lot of things, mostly copyrights.... I think they just got bored by the time Hyperion hit the stands.... lmao
There's a comic by Mark Waid for Boom! studios called Irredeemable about a Superman who had a Joker-type really bad day (that started with his Lois Lane giving away his identity and breaking up with him) and went insane and evil. Honestly, a movie of that would be so much better than this.
@@kennethbryant5819 That sounds super interesting. I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the suggestion :)
Their backstory are both way different and their actual characters(personality) are way different too
Hyperion is ginger, not blonde. SENTRY is the blonde one.
But, also, he's not as much of a Superman rip-off because by the time they brought him back into the mainstream, they gave him this whole random side-story of suffering mentally and eventually had a cosmic demon pop out of him just because. Hyperion is definitely more of a direct Superman knock-off.
Then again, the only real purpose to Hyperion is so Marvel can write Superman and Thor being space bros without having to jump through the legal hoops & headaches of setting up a crossover.
Never mess with the quiet kid in high school
Good to see you here
Good to see that you have catches up
rare to see his comment not pop off
Says the quiet kid in class....lol
Shut the fuck up
Brandon: wondering why he gets bullied
Brandon: sticks his hand in the blade of a lawnmower
This makes no sense at all. Why would you get bullied over basically being super man? Fuck, if I was a kid and I saw another kid just stop a lawnmower blade with his hand; I would immediately want to become his mate and hang out.
I wonder why Brandon didn't beat up his bully? He could take him as easily as everyone else and would have satisfied much of his anger.
Brandon, years later: Is THAT what I've been doing to people? I belong in here.
@@darlalathan6143 what the fat kid? He didnt saw him after he found out of his powers
I know 15 kids that would've befriended him cause that shit is awesome
This is less of a “how to a survive” and more of “this movie’s writing sucks” lmao
The villan we need but not the one we wanted.
How exactly does it suck tho?
ChidzHustle I thought it was a decent movie.
Anyone who has seen even one half good film knows this shit sucks.
@@noahleach7690 Or just hear me out. Movies are subjective
Controversial i know.
*Adult Brightburn:* _Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary._
*Batman:* Look at little Superman Jr. Gonna cry?!
Haha Spiderman reference
that 161 I got that too 😂😂
lmao
Batmarangs made out of alien ship metal.
Mr. Friendship Bruce: ezeerF won!!!
BB: what?
When you realize superman was also bullied and wasn't told about his powers.
yeah he was shown humanity by the kents and he learned to give it to others . The kents didnt shy away from his powers , they showed him a direction like any parent should . These Asshat Brightburn parents never trusted the kid to begin with
@@ahirbhattacharjee2352 why adopt the alien child if you won’t raise him well stupit🤦♂️
There's also the part where they could've just not been crappy parents
i think that was the talk to him part.
Then boom! Super man to counter the rest of the abriged evil justice leage.
He was made evil by the ship wdym
@@reissharwood9362 Not telling him the truth and bringing a bloody alien ship to their barn kinda falls on the part of crappy parents.
@@rocket_sensha4337 It's all subjective to each person. Superman grew up not knowing he was an alien until around the same age as Bright Burn and his alien ship was left in the barn yet he is now the greatest hero of all time. What if the ship was telling him to come home or something plus there isn't much else you can do with that ship. Also how would telling him he was an alien solve the problem as if anything he would feel like he isn't one of them. Unless you mean they have a reasonable conversation with him but then again the ship made him evil so there wasn't much they could have done. Btw I think they were terrible parents too but for different reasons
Yeah, actually the main villain in this movie is bad parenting
No amount of parenting was going to fix him because of the ship.
@@eobardthawne324 debatable
@@kinglegend7243 I dont think so. If it was bad parenting he would have been turned. He showed no signs of violence until the ship came on. He had a complete personality change after that.
so, Frozen.
Nah bro he got to go a kid with the powers of Superman can not be trusted fuck being a parent I whould have molded that ship into metal buckshots and blew his fucking head clean of
I actually feel bad for him, at points, all he wanted was for someone to help him.
That’s what I say to the school counselors but they never help
is this about the celery?
@@jaggooey What he is made for and what he wants are completely different.
For example, Goku in Dragon ball. He was sent to destroy earth and yet saved it several times.
@@AliceIsSleepy nah the alien spaceship literally told him to destroy th earth
@@redlemon1219 all the more reason why the parents should have gotten rid of the ship, it also served no purpose to them while brandon was still good. Given better parenting, finding solutions to the bullying, and hiring a better social worker. The ship's message may not have carried a lot of weight if brandon opposed the idea of causing harm.
My problem is that the parents and authorities are so sooo bad, Brandon was going through a lot. He definitely would’ve been a good guy if they are being proper.
nobody:
the SCP foundation: *HIPPITY HOPPITY THAT BOY IS NOW OUR PROPERTY*
Keter class
@@CMCSS-to3to he wouldn't be keter, only euclid
Just because he has lazer eyes and super strength that means shit to the Foundation
They would likely take less than a day to learn about his weakness
@@MrPF [redacted]
@@MrPF probably thaumiel or apollyon
@@MrPF how is he going to be only euclid? He has superhuman strength that can easily detroy the facility i think.
Moral of the story:
Don’t buy celery
Or eat it when you bought it
That rhymed
KrakenMaster 2 what ?
George Curtin *ry*
@@krakenmaster2743 That doesn't rhyme
Tori should’ve just listened to her husband about their badshit crazy son
@Some smakerboi what and not do it slowly for him to feel her arm move and maybe stop it? Are you high or stupid or stupid and high or to JUST TALK TO HIM (he is a fucking child kryptonian but stil a kid his mind can be molded regardless of his powers
THEY should rename this movie "what if the Kent's were horrible parents and idiots and tryed to kill a kid who is already scared and angry the movie ") this movie kinda sucks
@@Draculas-knight he was literally brainwashed from the ship
If they both agreed sooner, they could have used the metal from the ship, made it into a bullet, and killed him like his dad tried to before!
It would be like the ending to Of Mice And Men!
His inept parents were the most terrifying part of the whole movie. They were so inept, they had me rooting for the kid.
They could've pulled an Iron Giant and have him read some Superman comics, and all that that implies.
I get that reference!
i love that seen in the iron giant
“I understood that reference”
@@carlopicanco2555but there are probably other superhero stories in this world
Wouldn't have worked the ship was the thing that jumpstarted his descent
I just realized that both this kid and Superman are unvaccinated
I mean, theoretically in Superman's case. He probably has Krytionian vaccinations, and he usually doesn't develop his invulnerability until he's in high school. Plus Super Immune System.
And I'm pretty sure drinkable vaccines are a thing.
well *sneeze* brightburn i'm so sorry
The real solution to Brightburn: expose Brandon to the Measles.
He was probably Vaccinated with a kryptonite needle
Oh boi... You know what that means..
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How to beat Brightburn: Be His Mother (and don’t “betray” him)
AlienWarForce true.. she only died cause she was about to killl him at the end😂 She was going to survive
That's gotta be hard especially since I'm a boy
Feed him the fork made out of the ship
AWF, I just love you
The second I heard the part of the plot where they find Brandon in a crashed spaceship I immediately thought "This is just Megamind"
But megamind was raised by bad people and became good, lol. Love the movie though.
@@TheCheshireMadcat i love megamind because he's just evil for the sake of being evil and treats it like a fun game, but in this movie the kid is a fucking psychopath lol
@@frysco5927 Yep and not only that he's a fan of Metroman. The kid is more like Titan.
How to beat brightburn:
Sue him
x TheEvilRaven x yes lol, big brain time
lmaooo
No one beats the tax collectors
essentially Brightburn is: what if Kryptonians were still Kryptonians but acted like classic Saiyans... and were actually evil
Viltrumites, you're thinking of Viltrumites
@@truepatrician4700 Holy shit. Someone else reads Invincible.
@@GJBattles ye
@jason dixo well since dragonball origin is inspired heavily by superman that is definitely possible. In fact dragonball already did this. Goku just bumped his head as a child and forgot to be evil.
Does that mean Brandon's species is working for an evil alien overlord/real estate agent?
Say what you want about this movie but damn, this kid was cast perfectly and he acts also really well.
When I heard this I was like: Why would you pick up an alien baby?
And now: Hey this fork is made of meteor metal so you can't break it and it totally can't poison you it's fine
Brightburn was able to be made without copyright infringement because technically it is a parody of Superman, not actually recreating the character persay, but creating an opposite, paradoxical character with numerous similar qualities. A stretch, maybe, but legally viable.
That and ideas can't be copyrighted
@John Miller So what’s your point? My comment was about legality in terms of copyright laws, not whether or not you enjoyed the movie.
@John Miller Big idiot moment.
The symbol thats burned into the field, anyone else thought of the brand of sacrifice from Berserk?
it really does
True
Yeah it's almost like the director is utterly incapable with coming up with anything original.
ikanaide0 at least when blood borne took it they changed it so it was a cool reference instead of just a blatant copy
Isn't it just his logo? You know, the stylized and mirrored B?
U act like they’re hiding the fact that it’s a copy of Superman’s powers, I thought the whole premise was if Superman was evil
U act like you’ve never watched 4:51
if you watch the trailer it genuinely says hes a villain version of superman
No... it's the younger version of bizarro
That's the impression I got as soon as I watched the first promotion. I think the people behind Brightburn are denying it for legal reasons, not wanting to repeat the Shazam (Captain Marvel) legal battles before DC absorbed Shazam who was (at the time) more popular than Superman.
IKR that was the pitch concept and the whole marketing campaign. This dude thinks hes so smart assessing it each 10 seconds .. -_-
One way to beat brightburn:
*celery*
"Now lemme tell you about skillshare"
Me: ok fast forward 20 seconds
JA ambrose actually it’s 50 seconds
Very accurate
Like skillshare sounds great, but we've all heard what he was going to say hundreds of times.
i only watched the celery part
Lol
Ways to kill Brightburn:
1. Have Warner brothers sue
3. Send him to the Shadow Realm
Goinginga Goinginga 😂😂 what the hell 😅
@@jy8277 wtf 😂😂😂
@@jy8277 that can happen in the Shadow Realm on rare occasions
10/10 for facts
@@jy8277 What the fuck?!
“Brandon is forced to become the worst thing ever, a horror movie cliche”
Me- *gasp*
Me: In other words, a horror movie villain who wins.
How to survive Brightburn: Befriend him
Time to kill my parents
That won't work
So I watched this movie with my friends. While watching, we:
-Agreed that beans are the kid's source of power
-Changed the kid's motive to finding more beans
-Agreed that the uncle stole some of the kid's beans, that's why the kid went after him
-Agreed that the kid's a creep
-Agreed that the father is a chad (srsly, he took a punch from a kid that caused him go 3 meters backwards into a cabinet only to walk it off like nothing happened)
-Agreed that the father only died because he hasn't eaten his beans in a while
-Renamed the movie into "Bright Bean"
This just turned the movie into a comedy by doing so, lmao
Damn yhats beantiful
You and your friends are big brain
@@stvincent4506 You mean, big bean.
@@rbexcess oh yes sorry big bean*
Man that bean of super light had gone to a beanllion
I just feel so bad for this kid, imagine what a little bit of empathy could’ve done for him. The movie’s events could’ve changed completely had the parents actually been competent enough to raise a child. It would’ve been nice to have some character development with the parents realizing that their parenting is shit, but they threw away their chance when they had it. It’s just sad.
Ooh master of parenting here. Bet you dont even have a kid
yup.. but the movie maker want him to be bad so it ignores all human Connection
@@calsela it's just a common sense
@@calsela Bet you are fun at parties... virgin.
not when the ship was pretty much possessing him..
*Knows Brandon killed the chickens*
Kyle: "Ahh thats just puberty"
If you look in to the deep lore of the movie, Brandon is actually Colonel Sanders, and that's how KFC actually kicked off. It's finger lickin' good.
Drake's Dog He choked them a little too hard.
You're supposed to choke the chicken during puberty not eviscerate them!
@@ziggy8894 thats it that's all the lore
kyle was freaking out over that
What I learnt from here, if someone like his mother showed him being loved, he's being susceptible to be nice and calm. Tori also knew that something in the ship that is disturbing or manipulating her foster child. Upon knowing this, she should have inform her husband, Kyle, and have it burnt while the kid, Brandon, was in school. But of course taking a piece of metal out of it if in case there's just 1% of assurance or if ever there's a need to have a fail safe for the moment.
2:42
"Brandon has many abilities-"
My brain: "that some would consider unnatural."
He became so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was Film Herald making a video on him, which eventually of course, happened to him.
Alright
Qaulity meme
“Ironic”
The darkside is home to many powers some would say are unnatural
OR they could’ve just sent him to Professor Charles Xavier’s school for gifted children
That school would've burned down in a month.
@@kennethbryant5819 lol
Red hood will do it
@@kennethbryant5819 Wouldn't be the first time that it happened
5 ways to kill brightburn
1. Ship.
Or you could have a stand battle with him
Laser eye vs laserWRRRYYY
Who will win?
Just throw a ROADA RODADA! at him
3.Make a machine that call superman
4. FBI
Brandon’s parents never being willing to empathize with each other really screwed him over. Sure, Brandon is clearly showing signs of some form of conduct disorder, but they could help him now and help him develop into a good person, even if he lacks empathy. Lacking empathy doesn’t make Brandon evil, he wanted help and no one provided it.
Just get Batman. He always has a plan for everything.
You're talking about ecolocationman, a super rich dude named brucely dwayne in gothotam who lost his parents in delinquency street after the saw a musical, which made him inherit the riches of the Dwayne family to become ecolocationman
Yes
But in this universe he will side to brightburn and wait later on a witch who uses her glowing rope to choke people too will be added.
Alex Carpenter get Dutch instead he Has a plan, you just gotta have F A I T H and MUNEH
Batman and/or Superman
I am 100% certain an evil middle schoolers symbol would be the universal S symbol
Just imagine superman but his emblem is the universal S
Hey just finished watching your Bird Box theory and i think there is a way to beat it.
I haven’t seen the movie, but if they aren’t able to look directly at the monsters, and the things you listed aren’t possible, here are a couple other things I think would be safe options. One is Thermal imaging goggles. Thermal imaging goggles allows them to only see the heat signatures of object or person, not really any key details, depending on the goggles used. This would allow them to “see” the monsters and crazies without actually looking at them. These goggles can be found typically at military bases, which can be found in numerous states. If they are close enough, they might’ve be able to make it to one of the bases in California before the creatures had got there. What if the creatures don’t have heat signatures? Even better. Since they arent physical beings, you wont have to worry about them.
This method would damage their eyes, which is why they need to find a base. A small, underground basement would do perfectly with some slight altercations. The creatures aren’t able to walk through walls, and are too big to fit through any regular door or window. They would also need to take down the house, over a long period of time, so they would be able to see the surroundings of their new house a lot easier. But, it can only hold a small amount of people at a time, which means that people would have to spilt up. Here’s a couple of ways to tell who is a friend or foe, depending on the route they chose to take
*Now what?*
Your best bet would probably setting up a mini surveillance system around your newly forming hideout. You would need to set up some DIY thermal imaging cameras, which can be made with your smartphone/camera and the goggles. Assuming that you robbed the military base dry and are now heavily armed you’d make your way down to an electronic store like Best Buy and take a couple of hdmi cords and converters, a couple of monitors, some back up cameras, and sets of rechargeable batteries (the BIIIGG ones). You will use the hdmi cords to connect both of your cameras to the monitors inside your basement. You might have to hide the camera and cords under some leaves in order for them to stay hidden. But, this way you are able to see incoming people or objects(edit: you have to tape the thermal goggles to the camera to avoid eye contact and yes this DOES work XD). All people would have to in order for you to tell if they are a friend or foe is to wear some specific heat signature around their waist, like a ice/heat pack or something.
*Monster theory*
Also(if anyone is still reading this XD) I have a potential explanation as to why only the mentally insane don’t kill themselves when seeing the monsters. People who are declared “insane” actually have a condition connected to psychosis. In simple terms, psychosis is when a person’s reality is entirely, or partially warped. This can make the person experience auditory and visual hallucinations, aggressive emotional impulses, and delusions . My theory is that these creatures are able to create a very strong version of psychosis, which normal people aren’t use to. So, when someone looks at the monster they overwhelmed by the sudden change in the state of their minds aaaaand meet an unpleasant ending. But, since the clinically insane are already somewhat exposed to this mental state, they just suffer from intense delusions instead.
hope this helps :D
Ok, Batman
Wali NG
What about smoking so much weed you actually start to develop psycosis, and now there is no worry of dying
Wali NG cameras don’t work they still got killed looking through cameras
@@--6904 Yeah we should all prepare for that now smoke as much weed as possible
I dont remember Bird Box that well off the top of my head, but is it ever confirmed that the monsters even give off heat signatures? If they do i think there might still be some debate over whether or not that is considered the same as just looking at them through a camera/video feed.
He’s origins are more like how Sayian operate, only with superman powers.
Brightburn is what if Dragon ball but What if Goku was Raised by a 2 parent Family, went to school and at around 12 years of age remembered his mission
Yes! But why I act like a fool all the time by roaring Kakaroooooooot!?
If Goku didn't hit his head on a rock.
If Superman is evil.
If Sonic went Fleetway.
@@strongest_eggg Fleetway?
Yeah, it's almost like Goku's origin was inspired by Superman or something.
@@Miles300s You don't know Fleetway Sonic?
Alternatively: Give Brandon to a corporation = The Homelander
That's arguably much worse
rather have home lander than brightburn lmao
@@benfernandez9939 😂😂. Butt fucked either way
Ben Fernandez
Depends. Home lander in the comics murder raped a family of six.
Still not as bad as the Plutonian from irredeemable though. That guy wiped out 3/4 of the worlds population.
@@promethea6498 didn't he eat a baby and make people deaf? because if thats right then definitely much worse. he becomes more corrupt.
"Brandon decides to become the scariest thing imaginable, a horror movie cliche"
Yeees
Someone: how you make Brightburn exist?
You: UM.. UMM ERRR UMM...
So an alien race sends a child of their own to another planet, complete with instructions to take over said planet:
*Dragon Ball Z would like to know your location*
"But, can he beat goku tho?"
@@ghostofdeath663 no Goku has unlimited modes
@@ghostofdeath663 meanwhile ultra instinct 😶
MARINER 4 LIFE meanwhile Zeno comes in and see goku dies and revive him and take over that universe and make it into a battle ground😁
Just call the SCP Foundation brightburn will get rekt
"Having a superman controlled by the government wouldn't be that great but at least it would be better than this: " *proceeds to show the exact same thing the Homelander does in The Boys.
They are a private company tho...
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
Oops!
“What if Superman was bullied in Highschool” But he’s 12
He actually got bullied.. You can see it in man of steel... Brightburn kid is just a psycho 🤣
Noah Prisco I meant that The Guy Explaining the Video said what if Superman got bullied in highschool but Brandons in middle school
@@noahprisco632 He's not a psycho he literally has someone telling him in his head to destroy the world and no one on earth cares about him
@@EpicVideoMaster11 Yeah true... But the voice isn't controlling his body right?.. I think every normal child would freak out if there was a voice in their head telling them to destroy the world... 😂Just my opinion
So more like “what if superman was a super angsty teenager at the age of 12?”
Film Herald, I would really suggest putting peanut butter and raisins on your celery. If you like raisins, its a great, healthy snack that manages to make you forget you're eating the 2nd worst vegetable.
How to kill Brightburn:
A. Create a Homelander
B. Create a Black Noir just in case
Homelander biggest asshole ever existed and so is everyone who supports him
@@shirdiy1665 technically my country's president
Ahmad Meskro1 na Black Noir is probably worse
John ditto
I mean brightburn could kill those teo
So basically he turned evil because everyone in the movie is an idiot? Sounds about right
"Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."
Well.. It is ofc supposed to be a horror movie
@@CopperPayne and evil is dumber
What do you get when you cross a confused kid with superpowers with a family and community that abandons him and treats him like trash? I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fuckin’ deserve!
And bad parenting
Let's just wait till a Brightburn version of Lex Luthor shows up.
Or batman
geardog24 So Lex would be a hero
@@7GamesUnlimited7 batman would be evil
@@blue-phoenix115 probably.
@@sexilatinoboi69 i dont think so i imagine he would be more like the punisher
1, when you have a gas powered push mower turn over like that it will stop running. Even if it was an older model that didn't have the safety bar you have to hold down the prime the ignition, a lawn mower like that being turned upside down its air filter will get flooded with gasoline and will not be able to continue running. Besides, Brandon was far, far more likely to snap the pull start cord than he was to fling the whole contraption a hundred yards.
2, the story of a super-powered alien baby on a mission of Conquest arriving on Earth was already covered in Dragon Ball Z. Goku, Kakarot was sent to the Earth to wipe out the population and prepare it for the Saiyan invasion. He was violent the moment he came out of the Pod craft he arrived in. But, while grandpa Gohan was taking him for a walk in the mountains he fell and hit his head on a Rock and had a complete personality change.
How to beat BrightBurn: call superman
😂😂😂😂
Now that would be a battle of the ages.
@@zacharykoplin6543 not really I think Brandon would probably respect Superman as he is older and more powerful than Brandon
@@zacharykoplin6543 nah not really superman insta kill brightburn since superman was exposed to sunlight more than him so basically a slap might do the job
Call characters doomsday, max faraday or even marvel Adam rodedrick as example better yet give Johnny Blaze AKA Ghost Rider
0:43
"Its About Brandon Brayer, a seemingly normal boy-"
*walks by snapping his knees constantly*
“Nobody talks to anybody about anything” literally my whole family in one sentence
The difference between Brandon's parents and Clark's parents is that Clark's parents told him about his true origins and that he come from space and that he sent to earth for a reason and Clark's parents talked to him about hiding his powers and making them a secret because when people know about his power, they will be afraid, and people hate what they don’t understand and that when time come people will discover his power.and he have to be the one to protect them and help them
WTF!? The government is the worst thing to give a potential "weapon" 🤦♀️
At least they would have learned his weaknesses and would have developed a way to control him. I mean he's still a weapon but now he's a weapon with no leash. how is that better?
Who would be better
I mean do you one country to take over the world or the kid to completely destroy the world
As if the US Military would actually use this boy, like lets say ISIS, they wont even use this kid because every Country would complain about Human rights and stop taking advantage of a kid, or an "Alien" as a weapon, the only time this boy would be used by the US Government is World War 3 which is unlikely
I mean they already have tons of weapons so I don't see this kid as anything special, I mean they already have nukes, IDK if nukes would kill the kid but they certainly can wipe out humanity faster then this kid seems to be able to.
As long as everyone has a kryptonite. Apparently yours is celery.
Mine too. That, and radishes, and beets. I love most vegetables, but screw those three.
@@gabrieladerre2862 why do you hate celery? It's just crunchy water
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
Celery=Ice confirmed
My Mum hates celery, the mere smell of it makes her nauseous.
Just in case she turns evil, I'm making a robot powered by a celery power source.
Film herald: talking about celery
Me: did I ever tell you the definition.. of insanity?
Ethan Stevenson nice vaas reference
Reek 954 thank you fellow gamer
Brightburn movie after its global release:
Police: *911 what's your emergency?*
Superman: *I want to report an identity theft*
What is scarier than a horror movie?
Film Herald: A scary movie cliche
*legit*
EDIT: Me, going to the comment section and seeing my comment:
Me, seeing the likes: *confused screaming*
Wth
A child
@@cinnamontoastboi4017 my trust in humanity was aggresively raised-
Vũ Phương Anh
Brandon FTW
@@cinnamontoastboi4017 -and then it was aggresively lowered again because you dont decide to just adopt a random 'human' you found in a suspicious vessel wth secret unrealistic underground government science research facilities exist -_-for a reason-_
If they did all those things then there wouldn't have been a movie.
that's the point, because the movie was bad
If they did do those things, there would still be a movie, with an additional lawsuit.
Well, then, they should have written a story that works
@@Gloomdrake *YES*
there could have been a movie about the intense struggle between good and evil within brandon. with the ship and his own traumas on one side, and all of his family and friends on the other. perhaps throw in a villain who acts as a "brandon who chose evil" and you could have a nice plot. btw the villain could just be a bully, they don't have to be any stronger than a normal person. the plot could have centered more around how a person who doesn't fear consequences would judge morality. after all, his parents, the school, and the government absolutely can't punish him if he doesn't let them.
I feel like this film would make a good videogame
The celery bit, not brightburn
A tragic tail of his celery
@James Paris no u are rock
Nice plot twist there!
@@andrewtate9860 no hes feather
@@nightmares626 no, he's you
So many movies seem so much more realistic in retrospect. People not sharing information, ignoring information, taking none or very limited action, eventhough it's clear what should be done to prevent events with global impact, all that seemed insane just two years ago. Now however we have confirmed that all of this is in fact accurate.
Another reason the mother failed at killing him is that she took FOOOOOREEEEEVEEEEER making that stab arc. Giving him more than ample time to react.
That celery story was so random but also: same. 😂 liked the video!
It was. It was also one of the most relatable things that I've ever seen on UA-cam. I just threw out 4 bags of salad the other night. You know what never goes bad in our house? Reeses Cups.
Celery is green
He's essentially talking about how to take down an evil solar panel
I-
why the hell does he fly standing up straight
the game didn't render him in properly, so he floats around upright
@@iceborned2019 ok but the textures and particals are still good. The framerate though is a bot chopy