Honest Government Ad | Kyoto Carryover Credits

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • The Australien Government was not allowed to speak at the latest Climate Summit, so it made an ad about its climate policy instead - and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.
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    👩‍🔧 CREDITS
    🔹 Produced by Patrons of The Juice Media
    🔹 Written and created by Giordano for The Juice Media
    🔹 Performed by Zoë Amanda Wilson x Ellen Burbidge x Lucy Cahill
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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +862

    This is a special double-length Honest Government Ad, featuring our first ever time-travel historical sequence, because there's just so much shitfuckery to cover. I had of course heard about the Kyoto Carryover Credits but I never really understood the depth of shitfuckery until January, when Simon Holmes a Court talked about it on Ep8 of the Juice Podcast. I couldn't believe my ears, but I knew right away we had to make an HGA about it so that people could get their head around it more easily. But then of course Covid happened, and then the US election, so I had to put this script on hold. I'm glad we've managed to round off the year with the video I planned to make in March - which is just so 2020.
    I want to make it very clear that we're not "breaking" this story. Many brilliant scholars and journos have written about it over the years, in detail. And I'll post some of the links in the video description for those who want to read up more about this topic. So the way I saw this was: OK, people have written about it... but we need a compressed explainer that brutally (but accurately) synthesizes the complexity of this story down to a nugget of shitfuckery people can get their head around. Which ofc is what satire is so good at.
    A big shout-out to Brent who stayed up late with me on more than one night to help out with visual effects. And to Ellen Burbidge, Zoë & Lucy for putting such a lot of hard work into this episode, even re-shooting scenes when we realised we had to update the video. Amazing team 💁‍♀️💛
    And most importantly... THANK YOU to all our Patrons who make it possible for us not just keep making Honest Government Ads, but to make them bigger and better so we can explore more complex issues like this. If you value what we do and don't already support us on Patreon, please consider joining them: patreon.com/TheJuiceMedia
    Podcast and PG version for this episode will be up next week. Till then, have a great weekend.
    Giordano

    • @xcrazyghostx9566
      @xcrazyghostx9566 3 роки тому +3

      This is gold

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 3 роки тому +9

      Damn, and I thought US government was bad, apparently Australian government is even worse.

    • @luisricardolozadaamaya670
      @luisricardolozadaamaya670 3 роки тому +5

      @@martiddy Russian Government: **chuckles**

    • @goliathcleric
      @goliathcleric 3 роки тому +3

      @@martiddy idk the official stance of the us government on climate change is either "nuh uh, not happening" or "well, until everyone does everything, why should we do anything?"

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 3 роки тому +1

      Fake news debunked. All of these segments were clearly filmed back in November 2020 /joke

  • @juanjgf
    @juanjgf 3 роки тому +6137

    Every country needs a juicemedia department.

    • @touristtam
      @touristtam 3 роки тому +86

      This! So true.

    • @Lacter12
      @Lacter12 3 роки тому +36

      yes yes

    • @cauam.1574
      @cauam.1574 3 роки тому +95

      I'm from Brazil, and you are completely right!

    • @thomweeks3998
      @thomweeks3998 3 роки тому +19

      oh hell yea

    • @STAxTartaglia
      @STAxTartaglia 3 роки тому +52

      Breaking news: calculator sell profit is rising

  • @shalomp2410
    @shalomp2410 3 роки тому +3133

    who here is not Australian and wished that this existed in their country this is next level brilliance

    • @wavey61
      @wavey61 3 роки тому +21

      "Look at me, I'm so hipster and going against the grain, wow!"

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/P979HaI5qlk/v-deo.html

    • @WoodChoppa911
      @WoodChoppa911 3 роки тому +42

      @@wavey61 who's the hipster?
      OP or the australian government?

    • @justanerd414
      @justanerd414 3 роки тому +44

      @@WoodChoppa911 wavey61 is the hipster

    • @ratihwulandari9268
      @ratihwulandari9268 3 роки тому +13

      Me! But I think it’s not save to make this kind of video in my country, sadly

  • @foolofaguyinlove
    @foolofaguyinlove 3 роки тому +137

    And Tony from “Cunting” GENUINELY took me out. Holy shit, was that convulsively hysterical.

    • @Aliaxs
      @Aliaxs 3 роки тому +1

      And the "accunting tricks" in 4:43 😂

    • @dickjones5895
      @dickjones5895 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @scygnius
    @scygnius 3 роки тому +3238

    I’m American but this channel is still a treasure to me

    • @r3ked272
      @r3ked272 3 роки тому +1

      *s h u t u p*

    • @lienquanzhen6038
      @lienquanzhen6038 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @lukemars7726
      @lukemars7726 3 роки тому +26

      That's okay buddy you are like the Australia of north america

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 роки тому +36

      @@lukemars7726 I thought the US was the worst, but goddamn Australia beats us for emissions!

    • @dietrevich
      @dietrevich 3 роки тому +10

      America is right up that alley.

  • @bas2833
    @bas2833 3 роки тому +2053

    "Tony from Cunting"
    Damn I want on my resume so bad!

    • @2ridiculous41
      @2ridiculous41 3 роки тому +36

      if you do, it doesn't mean what you think it does.

    • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
      @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 3 роки тому +11

      I am a cunter.

    • @commemorative
      @commemorative 3 роки тому +5

      @@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 we're all cunters in my heart

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 роки тому +4

      Barsat Karki Well ... I am guessing you resume is probably some kind of word, adobe or indesign document, that you are probably the administrator of, so it seems like having your wish granted is within the boundaries of what may considered reasonably possible ...

    • @robertkennedy4456
      @robertkennedy4456 3 роки тому +2

      I was a "Tony from Cunting" t-shirt with Abbott's vile head on it

  • @babyvision6924
    @babyvision6924 3 роки тому +211

    “We're here to bitch about how we need special treatment.”
    America: Hey, I've seen this one before.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 роки тому +6

      *having Donald Trump and the Paris Accords flashbacks*

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 роки тому +2

      Poland in COP in Katowice in 2019 was for totally opposite reason: to get beaten up by everyone else for literally no reason.

    • @kenabbott8585
      @kenabbott8585 2 роки тому

      Since when is "Nobody else has to do crap and we get to pay for it" special treatment?

  • @keepmoving1185
    @keepmoving1185 3 роки тому +2949

    As an American, thank you for this, glad we aren’t alone in cringing

    • @thenetherland5191
      @thenetherland5191 3 роки тому +12

      As An Nederland, Same LOL

    • @emmareadsbooks9631
      @emmareadsbooks9631 3 роки тому +58

      Don't worry! there is plenty of cringy shitfuckery to go around. yay. (cries in the corner)

    • @valiaudet3415
      @valiaudet3415 3 роки тому +7

      Morrison! Our little Trump-et

    • @Snow-ik7ku
      @Snow-ik7ku 3 роки тому +10

      @Krishna Raghavan yep, i dont get why Americans hate themselves so much rn

    • @krishnaraghavan4986
      @krishnaraghavan4986 3 роки тому +10

      @@Snow-ik7ku it's probably because a lot of the media online is about america

  • @michaeljhonmariano6462
    @michaeljhonmariano6462 3 роки тому +1578

    That time travel sequence was a bomb.

  • @Ygyhhhhhhhh
    @Ygyhhhhhhhh 3 роки тому +150

    The sweariest, most beautiful and most talented presenters on the internet.

    • @MS-tm2yz
      @MS-tm2yz 2 роки тому +2

      Yup...I`m in love with them too!

  • @user-fs7dv3bq2v
    @user-fs7dv3bq2v 3 роки тому +3543

    I always get a kick whenever they pull out that signature move with the calculator 😆

    • @kautsarnadhimnovaldi6498
      @kautsarnadhimnovaldi6498 3 роки тому +325

      and "fuck all :)))"

    • @roh3974
      @roh3974 3 роки тому +140

      I really like when she snorts, lol.

    • @richardreynolds9389
      @richardreynolds9389 3 роки тому +22

      One of the best parts of the show.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 роки тому +61

      i like "cool and normal!".
      no treats for me this time :(

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +541

      We get complaints if we don’t include it now 😅

  • @homelessrockgod
    @homelessrockgod 3 роки тому +1023

    I have been spelling Australien wrong all these years.

    • @WhyIsThisNecessary
      @WhyIsThisNecessary 3 роки тому +48

      I always knew Australia was an alien planet, it's a wonder how people survive there or are you all aliens 🤣🤣

    • @iron4517
      @iron4517 3 роки тому +9

      @@WhyIsThisNecessary that explains how they don’t freak out from all the creepy bugs found their

    • @sillan7685
      @sillan7685 3 роки тому +2

      You gotta be a strong breed to survive here. Born and raised in Australia

    • @steampunknord
      @steampunknord 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, don't spell it Australian. The government might think you're trying to impersonate them.

    • @darkrider7625
      @darkrider7625 3 роки тому +3

      @@steampunknord no aussie wants to impersonate the government but we will take the piss out of the those dumb fucks

  • @jai598
    @jai598 3 роки тому +173

    I won't lie I am an Indian and we love cricket, one of my favourite batsmen are steve Smith but when he cheated it just broke my heart.

    • @biggin9077
      @biggin9077 3 роки тому +21

      I'm Aussie but would like to see India get on top. I don't care what country cricket players are from, I appreciate talent and India has plenty of it. You need another Sachin Tendulkar.

    • @rajankushwaha7202
      @rajankushwaha7202 3 роки тому +4

      @@biggin9077 even you guys working hard .............5 times cricket world cup champion show how much aussi team dedicated towards cricket..........we all see exceptional case everywhere.........but hay !
      i also love aussi team.

    • @harmaanrajmadon7010
      @harmaanrajmadon7010 3 роки тому +3

      This isn't even about cricket, or so much about climate change. It's about bad government. India is blessed with such upright, honest and genuine politicians.

    • @jai598
      @jai598 3 роки тому +21

      @@harmaanrajmadon7010 honest politicians my dick

    • @lovethyhatred1390
      @lovethyhatred1390 3 роки тому +9

      @@harmaanrajmadon7010 oh you are such a savage😂😂😂😂

  • @deepmeyt
    @deepmeyt 3 роки тому +1770

    The highest honor in journalism is getting assassinated by the CIA

    • @fattyacid1901
      @fattyacid1901 3 роки тому +90

      Basically Assange and Snowden. May they eventually get their normal life back. I hope nothing bad happen to Blumenthal. Knock on wood.

    • @shubhamsemwal2225
      @shubhamsemwal2225 3 роки тому +31

      @@fattyacid1901 snowden is doing fine he got moscow citizenship

    • @fattyacid1901
      @fattyacid1901 3 роки тому +10

      @@shubhamsemwal2225 Didnt know that. This will make his exile life more convenient in Russia for sure. I wonder which countries he can now travel to with his new Russian passport without being extradited to the US for trial.

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 3 роки тому +54

      @@shubhamsemwal2225 Fine? You call living basically in exile from your home is fine? He will never be able to fully relax or visit his friends or family there. Even though him and assange were only exposing crimes. Because it is illegal to expose the crimes governments commit unless they look and live different to us.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 3 роки тому +6

      @@samuelmmmk181 I mean hate to be the downer here but Snowden did deliberately release classified information from his job. Is what the American government was doing good? Fuck no, and I applaud him for taking the risk. But if your going to whistleblow the US government don't expect them to roll out the red carpet and let you hang around. If Snowden worked for the FSB he'd already be dead. After all he did commit treason.

  • @tippyandfriend
    @tippyandfriend 3 роки тому +2159

    Higher per capita emissions than the US ... this is so embarrassing.

    • @shinyagami8843
      @shinyagami8843 3 роки тому +222

      @OnA Mission 2 week old account, dismisses climate change...
      Let me guess - you are a Trumptard troll

    • @pathwanderer1183
      @pathwanderer1183 3 роки тому +105

      not really. The US does most of its pollution abroad by importing from china. Thats what all these countries' true shitfuckery is. They just look good on paper because they offshore their industry to cheap labour countries that give fuckall about the envirronment.
      Since demand creates supply you can only get a fair gauging of a countriy's pollution if you also count the pollution for the production and transport of their imports, since china wouldnt produce if we didnt buy.

    • @Robert-cu9bm
      @Robert-cu9bm 3 роки тому +12

      They take into account coal exports

    • @Aileron90
      @Aileron90 3 роки тому +114

      @@pathwanderer1183 Australia is in the same boat, majority of our carbon is footed by china, you always hear the same garbage spewed by the right "we're just 1 percent compared to china of all global emissions" yeah because they make all our shit,

    • @pathwanderer1183
      @pathwanderer1183 3 роки тому +14

      @@Robert-cu9bm yeah but china doesnt pollute so much because they produce coal. They produce 80% of all consumer goods.
      And take the example of australia. they export a lot of uranium. So, australia gets the pollution for digging the stuff up and shipping it. The receiving country gets to look good because they switch to nuclear and close a few coal plants. While actually the only reason Australia pollutes is because the other guys are buying their shit. And its that way with all exports.
      I dont think thats a system where we can ever get to a point where we solve the problem. Its all paper solutions.

  • @nvpd
    @nvpd 2 роки тому +13

    Went snorkelling in the GBR just before the pandemic and half the reef that I was over had bleached out. Broke my heart. All those creatures that lived there had either perished or gone. We are truly are the worst species to inhabit this planet. Thank you ladies for highlighting these issues. More power to all of you!

    • @user-en2tl2fw1c
      @user-en2tl2fw1c Рік тому +1

      So we're to blame ??? Who would you like to blame for all the thousands of other reefs that have gone through the millennia and are now limestone quarries and cave systems?

    • @adamlea6339
      @adamlea6339 Місяць тому

      @@user-en2tl2fw1c So you think that because reefs have been destroyed through the millenia by natural causes, that means humans are not to blame for the current bleaching events? That is like a murder holding a bloody knife claiming they didn't kill the man because people have always died of natural causes.

  • @kieranmahon4382
    @kieranmahon4382 3 роки тому +363

    wow! Australia is making AMERICA look good when it comes to these climate summits!

    • @executiveorder7146
      @executiveorder7146 3 роки тому +1

      Ha ha jethro Trump thinks it's actually Paris and has Kanye and Jay z saggin backwards or Paris Hilton on speed dial

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 3 роки тому

      @@executiveorder7146 That's probably true

    • @eatingcereal5646
      @eatingcereal5646 3 роки тому +2

      Bet you were high while writing this.

    • @kieranmahon4382
      @kieranmahon4382 3 роки тому +1

      @@eatingcereal5646 Which one of us? Me or executive order?
      Because I wasn't high.

    • @shadmanhasan4205
      @shadmanhasan4205 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah depends on which side of America you talk abt

  • @xjet
    @xjet 3 роки тому +3526

    I always let the pre-roll ads run for these videos, worth every penny! Love ya guys

    • @desert_jin6281
      @desert_jin6281 3 роки тому +67

      Seconded. Have a carryover credit.

    • @wickedmen030
      @wickedmen030 3 роки тому +50

      Google thanks you for that. As they take 90% of there money.
      Hint: They have Patreon and Paypal

    • @islandsunset
      @islandsunset 3 роки тому +8

      Now they run 2 add videos. But I let them play too

    • @islandsunset
      @islandsunset 3 роки тому +8

      @@wickedmen030 I thought its 60:40 split between Google and Channel.

    • @wickedmen030
      @wickedmen030 3 роки тому +9

      @@islandsunset let's see. A channel gets a dollar every 1000 views. Every view gets at least two ad's. I think it's more.

  • @Zel0978
    @Zel0978 3 роки тому +27

    How this channel doesn't have a billion subs is beyond me. Keep up the great work guys!

  • @Sunflower-lk2xo
    @Sunflower-lk2xo 3 роки тому +410

    I live in Scotland when the Glasgow climate summit comes around Imma throw an egg at scott

    • @michaelminnikin4265
      @michaelminnikin4265 3 роки тому +53

      Feel free to use a cricket ball.

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +84

      Please do. Or Angus, who'll probably be the one to go

    • @Sunflower-lk2xo
      @Sunflower-lk2xo 3 роки тому +13

      @@thejuicemedia Got plenty of eggs...

    • @stevengill5931
      @stevengill5931 3 роки тому +18

      @@Sunflower-lk2xo Start putting those eggs aside now so they'll be extra smelly

    • @skalmelid
      @skalmelid 3 роки тому +4

      Seems like Scott is an egg. Not sure that he needs another one. Especially since you know where hell put it.

  • @hemsinghpanwar6470
    @hemsinghpanwar6470 3 роки тому +1051

    The writer is mad talented.

  • @rishiksarkar9293
    @rishiksarkar9293 3 роки тому +28

    The satire and humour style is just fabulous. I really like your expressions and continuous flow in speaking.
    Keep up this good humour. Thanks for entertaining us!!
    Love from India!!

  • @yehudaharmor
    @yehudaharmor 3 роки тому +868

    The juice media - something us aussies can actually be proud of.

    • @migueldelacruz4799
      @migueldelacruz4799 3 роки тому +5

      What about TZU or ACDC?

    • @joejose8433
      @joejose8433 3 роки тому +3

      I'm A Yank and I love juice media they say what I really want to say

    • @DoxToDox
      @DoxToDox 3 роки тому

      Australia seems really fucking bad

    • @paulwary
      @paulwary 3 роки тому +2

      @@DoxToDox Yea, awful - stay away!

    • @thejourneyofwhat
      @thejourneyofwhat 3 роки тому

      And you can be proud of your comment, 420 likes 🥳

  • @DiscoSamurai
    @DiscoSamurai 3 роки тому +541

    That Wayne's World flashback move was epic beyond words.

    • @Blackheathenly
      @Blackheathenly 3 роки тому +9

      Th Scooby Doo ending!

    • @ManuEvans
      @ManuEvans 3 роки тому +10

      @@Blackheathenly The difference is, they; WILL get away with it too, despite the meddling kids!

    • @bigdog1391
      @bigdog1391 3 роки тому +2

      So satisfying!

    • @TheCaptainbeefylog
      @TheCaptainbeefylog 3 роки тому +2

      I was laughing like mad.

    • @tien65
      @tien65 3 роки тому +2

      i know right. cannot stop laughing

  • @jwh2256
    @jwh2256 2 роки тому +9

    From France : congratulations guys, it's brilliant what you do !
    Merci ❤️

  • @vedantpadhye5599
    @vedantpadhye5599 3 роки тому +1215

    I just love how they smile with every sentence😀

  • @Daniel-gs9eh
    @Daniel-gs9eh 3 роки тому +726

    as a Brit its nice to see climate change is one of the thing we aren't the worst at

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 3 роки тому +60

      Yeah Cause in Europe we’re the fucking worst we need a juicemedia so bad

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid 3 роки тому +84

      I mean we sort of created the America & Australia we know today sooooooooooo.....

    • @habib6499
      @habib6499 3 роки тому +53

      @@DrowzyDruid oh....
      Oh uh
      Oh shit
      Fuuuuuck noooooo
      “We’re the fucking worse” :)

    • @britishsoldier1186
      @britishsoldier1186 3 роки тому +22

      @@DrowzyDruid .........Fuck

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 роки тому +11

      Habib Azouk hey atleast you aren’t in Asia where governments kill are mostly religious and it affects their actions a lot and suppress the right to speak or freedom

  • @j.g.p.jr.6497
    @j.g.p.jr.6497 3 роки тому +17

    I love Zoe and Ellen! Shoutout to Lucy doing the voice over!

  • @SaeedAcronia
    @SaeedAcronia 3 роки тому +649

    It's really nice to have you back. I missed you.

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +157

      Thank you! It took a little longer than usual to research, write and make this one - good to be back!

    • @SaeedAcronia
      @SaeedAcronia 3 роки тому +30

      @@thejuicemedia Thank you for allocating your time for such important issues. You are the voice of unheard people. On a different note, I was wondering if you would do one on Iran/Persia. The U.S engineered a coup in 1953 overthrowing a democratic government and placed a brutal dictatorship for more access to Persian oil. This led to the revolution in 1979 which raised stupid clerics to power. People are being badly oppressed by the Islamic Regime. Based on the latest leaked documents (BBC), in the months leading to the revolution, Ayatollah khomeini had made a hidden deal with US through which he guaranteed the U.S benefits in Iran.

    • @nicksymonds9623
      @nicksymonds9623 3 роки тому +9

      @@thejuicemedia If you want to do some more research, then you might like to do one on Green China which is supposedly a climate change warrior but at the same time is actually helping to build and fund over 300 coal power stations as part of their Belt and Road Initiative, over 70% of all coal plants built today are reliant on Chinese funding.

    •  3 роки тому

      @@SaeedAcronia Considering the US and its allies instigated Saddam Hussein's war on Iran and all the other war and economic crimes the US has committed against Iran, I'm guessing that agreement between the US and Khomeini didn't amount to much. Although Reagan did sell weapon parts to Iran via Israel as part of the October Surprise.

  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +1703

    first

  • @felixmagath1471
    @felixmagath1471 3 роки тому +11

    I live in the opposite part of the world compared to Australia, no idea how this got in my YT suggestions but still watching tbf

  • @vishnusai5468
    @vishnusai5468 3 роки тому +243

    I'm not even from Australia but it holds good all over the world🔥

    • @beesplaining1882
      @beesplaining1882 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah we don't have a monopoly on shitfuckery by any means!

    • @kparker2430
      @kparker2430 3 роки тому +3

      you know you can get here via New Zealand?

    • @TamykaBell
      @TamykaBell 3 роки тому

      @Stevo Devo is that a metric or imperial fuckton?

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 3 роки тому +414

    I love that little snort at the end.

  • @michaelwhite7378
    @michaelwhite7378 3 роки тому +22

    We all gonna ignore the fact that she actually abounds like the female government ad spokes person!

  • @dolphinman9802
    @dolphinman9802 3 роки тому +749

    I really appreciate these ads, they help with awareness about some of the awful things the Australian government does, and helps hold them responsible. Never stop doing what your doing
    EDIT: add became ad

    • @entitledOne
      @entitledOne 3 роки тому

      Just you wait until the department of satire blocks them for good.

    • @markgearing
      @markgearing 3 роки тому +2

      adds are ads plus satire.

    • @l_ifeefi_l1998
      @l_ifeefi_l1998 3 роки тому

      So... the fact aus is experiencing wildfire nonstop is karma right?

    • @skyfeelan
      @skyfeelan 3 роки тому

      @@l_ifeefi_l1998 I think so

    • @dolphinman9802
      @dolphinman9802 3 роки тому

      Yay, thx for da heart

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy 3 роки тому +338

    The way you kept roasting the Australian team's nuts. This is what democracy is all about.

    • @diranbodossian6061
      @diranbodossian6061 3 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't be Christmas without it! 😋

    • @endanarchy
      @endanarchy 3 роки тому

      Of course, it tastes so much more delicious to me because I'm South African and we HATE each other in Cricket.

    • @weldon29
      @weldon29 3 роки тому

      Free to criticise but see nothing change?

    • @endanarchy
      @endanarchy 3 роки тому +4

      @@weldon29 I was thinking more "Free to criticise and not go to prison for it for the rest of your life."

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 3 роки тому

      @@streettails8045 yeah ,fuck patriotism.

  • @billjenkins5693
    @billjenkins5693 2 роки тому +12

    "The difference between a subject and a citizen is the ability to defend yourself from the government "
    - Thomas Jefferson

  • @alejandrokaplan7243
    @alejandrokaplan7243 3 роки тому +181

    “Australia making New Zealand look good since the beginning”

    • @brucebisset7190
      @brucebisset7190 3 роки тому +1

      yea, thanx for the reminder...

    • @DANINREDDY
      @DANINREDDY 3 роки тому +1

      @@brucebisset7190 grow a brain you fucking dullard!

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, nothing can make New Zealand look good.

    • @SupachargedGaming
      @SupachargedGaming 3 роки тому +8

      @@nono7105 I mean... Lord of the Rings... NZ wins.

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 3 роки тому

      @@SupachargedGaming Wins what? The host of The Most Boring and Pointless Movie Award?

  • @jakek.2084
    @jakek.2084 3 роки тому +398

    As an American I had no idea the Australian govt was so corrupt before I came across your videos

    • @DeepsongProductions
      @DeepsongProductions 3 роки тому +83

      Every gov is corrupt now... lol

    • @beesplaining1882
      @beesplaining1882 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, we are so proud!

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 3 роки тому +56

      @@DeepsongProductions Truth, every last one. It's our fault though, we're the ones that decided to give power to who ever wants it most. And people who desire power are always driven by fear, so we're being lead to our deaths by the worlds biggest cowards, just like we asked for.

    • @DeepsongProductions
      @DeepsongProductions 3 роки тому +6

      @@daniel4647
      Absolutely, Daniel...
      Cheers

    • @remotelysuspiciousname4462
      @remotelysuspiciousname4462 3 роки тому +48

      I had thought America had the best government money could buy, but Australia is getting me worried we might lose our title.

  • @TheDwightMamba
    @TheDwightMamba 3 роки тому +9

    Their voices are so soothing.
    I would fall asleep to them, but the horror of their words would haunt my dreams.

    • @asishsadeesh7293
      @asishsadeesh7293 2 роки тому +1

      Its not their voice, they have a voice artist.

  • @ratboygirl
    @ratboygirl 3 роки тому +360

    every day i think "there's no way australia's government can get any worse, right?" and every day i am proved wrong

    • @jeremynevill1022
      @jeremynevill1022 3 роки тому +7

      Try living here in Italy. You will think Aus. is a funkin perfect paradise in comparison😌.

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 роки тому +10

      @@jeremynevill1022 oh i've heard... want to move to new zealand with me?

    • @resourcedragon
      @resourcedragon 3 роки тому +13

      It could be like the US - their government and their system are, in practice, about an order of magnitude worse than ours.

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 роки тому +15

      @@resourcedragon i don't know the ins and outs of the american government but i can definitely see the dumpster fire that is their voting system (and their current election day... week... month... year?)
      our government isn't THE WORST but i think that bar is very high. the amount of loud and silent shady happenings is astounding. our government is essentially a puppet being used by major corporations

    • @enriquesierragutierrez7516
      @enriquesierragutierrez7516 3 роки тому +7

      try living in a 3rd world country :/, the government does not have shame anymore, they literally say "whoever doesn't like, fuck off" to the media and nothing happens. I'm from Mexico by the way.

  • @marsch000
    @marsch000 2 роки тому +49

    I love how the beautiful women filled their mouths with vulgarities and were still smiling and presenting like professionals.

  • @BaenjaminS
    @BaenjaminS 3 роки тому +578

    Whenever a calculator comes out and she taps it randomly, I know what's going to happen lol

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 3 роки тому +372

    I love this channel so much.

    • @MOSARTCHANNEL
      @MOSARTCHANNEL 3 роки тому +2

      Fell in love with this channel few a months ago....and it will be eternity...lol...BFF..🌏☮️Ⓜ️

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 3 роки тому

      Love them a "cubic shit-ton".
      Scotty, Tony and Johny each have the disease of Backpfeifengesicht. Do you know who has the cure?
      Peace.

  • @michaeltaylor6907
    @michaeltaylor6907 3 роки тому +3

    The time warp sequence is Gold. Deserves an award. 👍😂

  • @xyinterrupted
    @xyinterrupted 3 роки тому +218

    "Tony from Cunting" omg best line ever

    • @Omni_Shambles
      @Omni_Shambles 3 роки тому +1

      I came to find this comment! xD

    • @u36ma
      @u36ma 3 роки тому +5

      @@streettails8045 nah. He’s a fuckwit hated by all

    • @Allisbuttoys
      @Allisbuttoys 3 роки тому

      Moron

    • @u36ma
      @u36ma 3 роки тому +1

      @@streettails8045 snort!

    • @ola44445
      @ola44445 3 роки тому +1

      @@streettails8045 Sure dude, keep "trusting the plan" and "following the white rabbit". Meanwhile, everyone else will resort to facts and reality.

  • @QuartzNova
    @QuartzNova 3 роки тому +118

    "You're probably thinking this couldn't get more embarrassing."
    USA: No. No, not really.

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 3 роки тому +1

      ^^^^This

    • @mrwhips3623
      @mrwhips3623 3 роки тому +2

      What's embarrassing. I don't get it?

    • @justinus8608
      @justinus8608 3 роки тому

      @@mrwhips3623 did you watch the video

    • @mrwhips3623
      @mrwhips3623 3 роки тому

      @@justinus8608 yah. So?

    • @justinus8608
      @justinus8608 3 роки тому

      @@mrwhips3623 the point is that australia is embarrassing themselves by their incompetent government which reminds me of our own american government

  • @paris0672
    @paris0672 3 роки тому +3

    These are 2 very impressive and sophisticated ladies. Nothing better than a healthy dose of reality.

  • @jayasuriyanpurushothaman6396
    @jayasuriyanpurushothaman6396 3 роки тому +91

    The calculator move.. it's legendary. You guys should patent it Love it

  • @vladimirstanescu6616
    @vladimirstanescu6616 3 роки тому +70

    "Authorized by the Department of Marketing and ACCUNTING tricks" - fabulous. And Zoe's cute snort is still priceless.

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 Рік тому

    I love how each time segment starts, “Hi, I’m from the Australian Government, it’s (some year) and the world is (doing something).” It’s like the Honest Government equivalent of perfect Star Wars dialogue

  • @tombocai
    @tombocai 3 роки тому +66

    Australia is lucky to have such a great team producing quality content, very informative and well researched. We needed more teams like this all over the world.

  • @kirillnikonov6662
    @kirillnikonov6662 3 роки тому +59

    Somebody needs to do this format for the Russian government - you'll never run out of material, especially now.
    Gotta do it from outside the country though, obviously...

    • @masksarelies391
      @masksarelies391 3 роки тому

      Too fecking scared to take on the real polluters, like their chyna friends.
      Who's buying your coal, dickheads...

    • @jasonperry709
      @jasonperry709 3 роки тому +8

      Do you want them to accidentally fall out of a 20-story window?

    • @shaneo5436
      @shaneo5436 3 роки тому +5

      Being outside of Russia don't mean you won't drop dead with no eyebrows

  • @doncarlin9081
    @doncarlin9081 3 роки тому +1

    I love the reference to Ansett Airlines, having flown on them years ago.

  • @RAJESHKUMAR2
    @RAJESHKUMAR2 3 роки тому +60

    With this level of amazing content and brilliant presenters , how you guys don't have a million subscribers is a mystery.

    • @gondolin12
      @gondolin12 3 роки тому +6

      youtube algorithms get tampered on political issues

    • @cmilkau
      @cmilkau 3 роки тому +1

      Not sure about yt but some platforms downrate *all* political content bc they just dont want to have to deal with the repercussions. Coward move, but is that tampering? In the case of jm it's also a dick move though, because it's standing in the way of courage and good cause along with the power.

    • @Andrew-ht7rf
      @Andrew-ht7rf 3 роки тому

      @@gondolin12 Well i mean it's also very specific in its geographic audience so yea

    • @cmilkau
      @cmilkau 3 роки тому

      @@Andrew-ht7rf You sure? I'm from Germany and I got a suggestion, haven't missed a video since then.

    • @Sanguinarius9999
      @Sanguinarius9999 3 роки тому +1

      Because most people are busy surviving in the real world or busy watching celebrities talk about ... whatever the fk ppl watch celebrities for....

  • @bandabanderos
    @bandabanderos 3 роки тому +43

    Man that was good. You guys should be teaching these kinda lessons in school. Simple, accurate, to the point, and the detail that’s gone into these is astounding 😂

    • @katselena
      @katselena 3 роки тому +7

      They have versions for schools without all the swearing 👍
      www.thejuicemedia.com/honest-government-ads-teachers/

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 3 роки тому +1

      welcome to genuine journalism/satire being more informative/accountable than our australian media monopoly!

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 3 роки тому +1

      If they did the government would be shifting themselves

    • @GaryP747
      @GaryP747 2 роки тому +1

      Facts and truth in school? Interesting concept 😎

  • @nicolezhang5351
    @nicolezhang5351 Рік тому

    American here. This channel is hysterical! Love it!

  • @oldfaithfuliii5997
    @oldfaithfuliii5997 3 роки тому +41

    That pig snort laugh , and the calculator move kill me everytime .
    Got to o admire the amount of research that goes into these scripts before the final production
    Well done love ya work

  • @Beaut_Beau
    @Beaut_Beau 3 роки тому +155

    Every one of your brilliant videos somehow manages to lower my already astoundingly low opinion of our Australian Government to amazing new lows...

    • @jdevries5606
      @jdevries5606 3 роки тому +5

      You are a democratic country right? Then I have news for you. Your government is a reflection of the people.

    • @phantasmaleye3879
      @phantasmaleye3879 3 роки тому +4

      @@jdevries5606 But the people do not always vote for those who represent their interests.

    • @jdevries5606
      @jdevries5606 3 роки тому +1

      @@phantasmaleye3879 Why Denmark and other Northern European countries do on all of these a much better job? Maybe you can ask us if we have time to teach Australian people on how to built a proper country and system.

    • @anridapu
      @anridapu 3 роки тому

      @@jdevries5606 If only it was that simple

    • @chrisbishop4671
      @chrisbishop4671 3 роки тому

      j de vries we in Australia are sleeping in a fire 😈

  • @carsten_
    @carsten_ 3 роки тому +8

    Not a single Fuck was beeped away, Tank you Australia! ❤️

  • @KOHTAOMURDERSDEATHISLAND
    @KOHTAOMURDERSDEATHISLAND 3 роки тому +40

    👍 Thanks for the early Christmas 🎄 present Juice. Your research and production are both as exceptional as ever. THANK YOU to all the sponsors too. ✅

  • @thebob563
    @thebob563 3 роки тому +68

    I’m not even Australian but these videos are so funny 😂

  • @Chnetss
    @Chnetss 3 роки тому +3

    this channel is a national treasure in itself

  • @beattherapydotcom
    @beattherapydotcom 3 роки тому +111

    Could we please get Juice Media on regional free-to-air to replace the insidious Sky News that's broadcasting everywhere on Win TV?

    • @HyRax_Aus
      @HyRax_Aus 3 роки тому +6

      But then they wouldn't be able to refer to anything as "shit-fuckery"...

    • @lon1117
      @lon1117 3 роки тому +5

      @@HyRax_Aus They have 'PG' versions -
      www.thejuicemedia.com/honest-government-ads-teachers/

    • @HyRax_Aus
      @HyRax_Aus 3 роки тому +1

      @@lon1117 Yeah but that's my point, they still can't refer to it!! 😁

    • @ChrisJones-hv7mo
      @ChrisJones-hv7mo 3 роки тому +4

      @@lon1117 I just had a look at one PG version.
      Lots of beeping and black rectangles.
      Kids would get a real kick out of it!

    • @richardreynolds9389
      @richardreynolds9389 3 роки тому +7

      @@HyRax_Aus I like the "shit fuckery", always make me laugh, because she slides it in so easily.

  • @spiritfarmer463
    @spiritfarmer463 3 роки тому +47

    You just know someone in sco mo's office has watched this and laughed.

    • @stephenlitten1789
      @stephenlitten1789 3 роки тому +2

      And someone's said "Aw fuck, New Zealand looks like they sucked up again. Have they forgotten ANZAC solidarity?"

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 3 роки тому +8

    Black Haired girl is my spirit animal.
    And she is beauuuuutiful! 😍

  • @justanotheraccount8422
    @justanotheraccount8422 3 роки тому +57

    The whole thing is just brilliant- the writing, the "flashbacks", the acting, just all of it. Looking forward to seeing a 2020 behind the scenes later this month.

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 3 роки тому +212

    Trump: "I'm gonna fuck up the environment sooo badly!"
    Australia: "hold my beer"

    • @tomazou2010
      @tomazou2010 3 роки тому +18

      "Hold my stubby"

    • @henrydickerson9776
      @henrydickerson9776 3 роки тому

      At least Oz fucks things up within the rules, sorta. Trump has his people talking about a coup.

    • @Void_Dweller7
      @Void_Dweller7 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomazou2010 What’s a stubby?

    • @tomazou2010
      @tomazou2010 3 роки тому +2

      @@Void_Dweller7 a beer

    • @Void_Dweller7
      @Void_Dweller7 3 роки тому

      @@tomazou2010 Is that Australian Slang?

  • @sujitdsouza
    @sujitdsouza 3 роки тому

    The world would be a sadder place without @thejuicemedia. Keep up the excellent work !

  • @katherinemorelle7115
    @katherinemorelle7115 3 роки тому +39

    So basically, everyone agrees to plant a certain number of trees. But instead of planting trees, I demand that all the trees I could have bulldozed, but didn’t, get counted as trees that I planted.
    I’m pretty sure that actually was part of our bullshit Kyoto agreement.

    • @Trixtah
      @Trixtah 3 роки тому +4

      yep, and didn't NSW literally try and and approve more "land clearings" since half the state going up in literal flames earlier this year wasn't enough for them? Also, fuck the developers and farmers who lobby for more.

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 3 роки тому

      @@abefrancis4137 ah, but we didn’t bulldoze ALL our trees, and we deserve credit for the few we left standing. Don’t you just love accunting tricks?

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 3 роки тому +18

    No other channel makes me more disappointed that only one thumbs up is allowed.👍👍👍👍👍

  • @zerohundred1904
    @zerohundred1904 3 роки тому +1

    Watching this over and over and still loving it! Well done Juice Media you got me.

  • @Infernus25
    @Infernus25 3 роки тому +10

    It would be great if thejuicemedia, friendlyjordies and Michael west could collaborate and form their own media empire. I've no doubt the 3 of these combined would help create some massive changes in this country.

    • @lancejohnson8388
      @lancejohnson8388 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure FJ and MWM have already. One to go!

  • @Krulm4n
    @Krulm4n 3 роки тому +27

    Kudos to "Peter Dutton" for helping finance this via Patreon!

  • @lenasilva9169
    @lenasilva9169 3 роки тому

    OMG...i'm not even australian, but this sarcastic humor is just awesome!! You guys should do a chapter talking about Brazil (my country).I'm sure there would be enough content to make a video!

  • @idunnoay
    @idunnoay 3 роки тому +103

    This video is so important that I'm leaving a comment for the algorithm.

    • @cactusdragon3553
      @cactusdragon3553 3 роки тому +2

      Interesting. I never thought comments would be used but it makes sense.

    • @gameer0037
      @gameer0037 3 роки тому +2

      @@cactusdragon3553 It's a pretty good way to boost a video ;)
      BOOST

    • @jpratt8676
      @jpratt8676 3 роки тому +2

      And I'm responding to your comment so that they know this is genuine interaction :P

    • @ColinBennun
      @ColinBennun 3 роки тому +6

      @@jpratt8676 This is a response to your comment in which I have tagged you so the algorithm knows this discussion is of relevance to many people and deserves to be shared. It also contains more than once sentence and has been edited, indicating increased engagement.

    • @jpratt8676
      @jpratt8676 3 роки тому +2

      @@ColinBennun That's incredible. I suppose that such engagement would clearly be more valuable if replies were subsequently replied to (and had some common linguistic structures like asides).
      I wonder if the bots are noticing us or we are just shouting in the void. Still, I hope they notice

  • @ghostrider51500
    @ghostrider51500 3 роки тому +30

    “Shit- fuckery” My favorite!
    You guys are amazing!

  • @MyHogs
    @MyHogs 3 роки тому +1

    As someone from the UK I'm not so sure that -68% is not being fudged somehow, wish we had someone like you over here to check up on it.

  • @asifurrahman9950
    @asifurrahman9950 3 роки тому +31

    "Accunting tricks"
    That got me off-gaurd

    • @siamsurf
      @siamsurf 3 роки тому

      I assume u missed Tony's department at: 0:39 ? :)

    • @asifurrahman9950
      @asifurrahman9950 3 роки тому

      @@siamsurf Nah, bro. I got that. But Accunting got me off-gaurd.

  • @raerae734
    @raerae734 3 роки тому +11

    Proper lols for that Wayne's World time travel sequence. A+. Thanks for fighting the good fight.

  • @yatinsingh5994
    @yatinsingh5994 3 роки тому

    how did i not come across this amazing channel for years?

  • @benmatthews460
    @benmatthews460 3 роки тому +29

    Even though I’m from NZ, you always forget how good aussies are at swearing😅

  • @JohnDoe-mk5zb
    @JohnDoe-mk5zb 3 роки тому +11

    Keep doing good work, we need more of this basically everywhere.

  • @ZombieApocalypse09
    @ZombieApocalypse09 3 роки тому +1

    It's really lucky that the Australien government's PR department is so good at making these infomercials or people might get pretty mad.
    From America and seriously love these so much.

  • @robbabcock_
    @robbabcock_ 3 роки тому +11

    Great videos, very funny and accurate!😂 Plus your presenters are the best!😍🏆

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate 3 роки тому +7

    3:53 "Yeah... Nah!" I'm dying!!!

  • @nitwitt50
    @nitwitt50 11 місяців тому

    America here 2023. I just discovered these Honest Government Ads and I LOVE THEM💯💙💙💙 Please DO NOT STOP.

  • @OldManRoo
    @OldManRoo 3 роки тому +8

    You people are legends! You don't allow Australia's bullshit government attitudes to become normalised, and you keep the focus on where we should actually be headed. Thank you!

  • @L-92761
    @L-92761 3 роки тому +6

    They should really not allow us to come back to these summits unless we lessen our emissions by an actually substantial amount

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  3 роки тому +1

      Agreed - and failing that, international sanctions

    • @L-92761
      @L-92761 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejuicemedia It's sadly the only way we can get some actual changes around here it seems!

  • @jazoncanceran6997
    @jazoncanceran6997 3 роки тому

    I support thejuicemedia! Please have an office in every country.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +120

    *_"A collaboration between Scotty from Marketing, Johnny from Accounting and Tony from Cunting"_*
    Lmao
    1:30 Oh hey it's a dictator from the greatest country, _Republic of Wadiya._ Still better than Australien Government xD

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 роки тому +1

      He cared about his people though

    • @beesplaining1882
      @beesplaining1882 3 роки тому +2

      The activities of cunting continued after Tony left!

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 3 роки тому

      The dictator cares for his country, our politicians from all side give zero fuck. That's how bad things have been.

  • @ZapDash
    @ZapDash 3 роки тому +83

    No reef and everything burned.
    Guess there's no reason for tourists to visit then?

    • @KristinaUSA-x5n
      @KristinaUSA-x5n 3 роки тому +18

      And an Australian mining company is trying to blow up a sacred Apache mountain wildlife preserve in Arizona to strip mine copper with Trump before he leaves office.

    • @Stambo59
      @Stambo59 3 роки тому +4

      They do have this giant boulder you can go look at, but that's all you can do, you can't climb it anymore.
      Tourist can't tour at the moment anyway, so nothing lost there. :-)

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 3 роки тому +3

      @@KristinaUSA-x5n hey we just blew up a 40000 year old site for a bit of iron. Australia wins there too. Under a Labor government.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 3 роки тому

      What's wrong the reef? It was doing fine the last I heard.

  • @redhammer9910
    @redhammer9910 2 роки тому

    I'm impressed, excellent professional standard of government advertising. Shame every Department doesn't lift their game and pursue this level of transparency and accuracy. Well done ladies you make the Australian Government shine.

  • @raccoon2505
    @raccoon2505 3 роки тому +24

    I love how this channel shows the hypocrisies of australia. Brazil has a lot of that too. And who suffers from the greed is our biodiversity and the indigenous people.
    And some Brazilian governors always use the United States imperialism and Europeans as argument who fucked up many biomes. I always say that we don't need to follow this model that the so-called developed countries followed to get rich. We could be better.

    • @MrAnperm
      @MrAnperm 3 роки тому

      Yes, absolutely. Countries should not automatically use the powerful countries as the benchmark. Look at the details.

  • @thadubsdavid
    @thadubsdavid 3 роки тому +6

    Watching this from Germany. Love The Juice Media!

  • @simonmouton6487
    @simonmouton6487 3 роки тому +1

    The Juice Media is the BEST!!!!!

  • @thespacedude8420
    @thespacedude8420 3 роки тому +64

    Whoever's editing these videos must be having an absolute metric crapton of lolz

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому +3

      They've got a stockpile of over eleventy billion metric craptons of material.

  • @alexandragrace8164
    @alexandragrace8164 3 роки тому +4

    The Juice nails it again! Educational and entertaining!

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 2 роки тому +1

    "authorised by the department of marketing and accunting tricks"
    subtle, i like it

  • @user-qr9nf7zp1w
    @user-qr9nf7zp1w 3 роки тому +7

    Tony from Cunting got me dead 😂
    Great video as usual