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  • @CRAZYHORSE19682003
    @CRAZYHORSE19682003 6 років тому +4885

    Aries Spears is so underrated as a comedian.

    • @damiankassim6865
      @damiankassim6865 6 років тому +1

      David Smith ong

    • @ChosenbyGod_1
      @ChosenbyGod_1 6 років тому +10

      Agreed

    • @derekgoulet9048
      @derekgoulet9048 5 років тому +11

      i agree hes funny as fuck

    • @brionbucklera6733
      @brionbucklera6733 5 років тому +5

      ARIES SPEARS IS THE MAN!!!!

    • @chevydude658
      @chevydude658 5 років тому +20

      You are so right. He was one of the main reasons I watched MadTV. I wish he was on SNL because he's genius in my book. His impressions are great.

  • @drewbranch7700
    @drewbranch7700 4 роки тому +728

    “Soon as they learn how to heat that water”🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrownPrince2008
    @CrownPrince2008 10 років тому +262

    This nigga got a fish tank for a wine glass! LOOOOOOL

    • @ramivalencia
      @ramivalencia 7 років тому +9

      CrownPrince2008 That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It was comedic magic.

  • @ray_ban6159
    @ray_ban6159 6 років тому +1422

    1:30 homeboy had the shake up right! He definitely invited to the bbq

  • @theloccyone
    @theloccyone 5 років тому +299

    1:32 the white guy dap was clean gotta respect it

    • @kevinroux8070
      @kevinroux8070 2 роки тому +16

      I thought that was Derek Jeter when he first stood up.

    • @phikadaffi
      @phikadaffi 2 роки тому

      You know that was a loud ass pop

  • @sarah-amena
    @sarah-amena 6 років тому +793

    He called his wine glass "kool-aid"

  • @themowgli7816
    @themowgli7816 5 років тому +151

    My face just melted off. Aries Spears has words for weapons, dangerous dude. 🤣

  • @aponiaa
    @aponiaa 8 років тому +1077

    This guy is hilarious lol

  • @BigEvan96
    @BigEvan96 8 років тому +905

    lol lemme talk to this guy real quick
    mmgoolu mmbaya
    lmao

  • @Eaoleolo
    @Eaoleolo 8 років тому +906

    This is actual good racial comedy. Aries seems like a smart guy, and I assume you have to be rather smart to touch this subject and make something hilarious out of it. He's also pretty good at making racial comedy out of any race or ethnicity, although he's a bit harsh on Indians and Africans, he. BTW: How excited was that white guy with the red shit after the "Barack Obama didn't change shit" line at 2:18? HAHAHAHAHA

  • @ErnestLebedev
    @ErnestLebedev 10 років тому +360

    Heat dat water up, Michael Phelps, we're goin in there xD

    • @donutqueen4222
      @donutqueen4222 6 років тому +1

      Ernest Lebedev I was waiting for this😂😂

  • @livjunkie
    @livjunkie 6 років тому +1132

    just found him on my recommendation today and i cant stand binge watching his stand ups hahahahahhahahaha damn hes funny!!!

    • @rushiljohar4206
      @rushiljohar4206 6 років тому +1

      livjunkie I can binge watch you!! Not a creep, just romantic :-)

    • @hughmongus9969
      @hughmongus9969 6 років тому +1

      Saw him live recently. Not to Good

    • @BillM1960
      @BillM1960 5 років тому

      I love his stand up too but check out his work on MadTV, he was stellar as was most of the staff there. Great stuff, I have little doubt you will enjoy it! Cheers and have a great day.

    • @ESDANNYBOY
      @ESDANNYBOY 5 років тому

      You should see his impersonations 😂

    • @joycekemala5074
      @joycekemala5074 4 роки тому

      Can u imagine if there is brave stand up comedian talk about this stereotype in our country, Indonesia?? Maybe wait for another 100yrs again till we can have minority-ppl as a president! Lol... Btw im a ur loyal subs miss liv

  • @edgarez6057
    @edgarez6057 4 роки тому +8

    -"Who you voting for?"
    - "Who the fuck you think?"
    -"Well do you care about US politics?"
    - "I don't give a fuck!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @ashvsthedeadite6091
    @ashvsthedeadite6091 4 роки тому +6

    Time out... "This nigga got a fish tank for a whine glass"! I fucking lost it!! Holy shit.

  • @lordsims3864
    @lordsims3864 3 роки тому +39

    Dude that walks on with the glass cup is legendary 😂

  • @rjfox6699
    @rjfox6699 4 роки тому +76

    Sad how underrated he is he's a legitimate talent and he's funny as fuck

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 10 років тому +282

    Racial comedy is some funny shit.

    • @pedropascalDaddy
      @pedropascalDaddy 3 роки тому +2

      ofc when your race isnt involved

    • @DaniboyBR2
      @DaniboyBR2 3 роки тому +13

      @@pedropascalDaddy He's making fun of white people and I think its funny.

    • @DaniboyBR2
      @DaniboyBR2 3 роки тому +7

      @@pedropascalDaddy And I'm white.

    • @pedropascalDaddy
      @pedropascalDaddy 3 роки тому +4

      @@DaniboyBR2 if everyone were as light hearted as you, racist jokes wouldn't be such a problem nowadays and comedy would be much funnier

    • @DaniboyBR2
      @DaniboyBR2 3 роки тому +5

      @@pedropascalDaddy Racist jokes are not a problem nowadays to me and comedy would be much funnier if people weren't so sensitive IMO, to each their own, I like jokes about race, I like very dark comedy, blue comedy, not PC stuff, what I see is a corporate takeover of everything including comedy, and I don't find it even watchable anymore, and I used to love comedy, tell me a new comedian thats funnier than George Carlin, Pryor, Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, I'll wait.

  • @MelroseDJ
    @MelroseDJ 11 років тому +240

    Anyone notice the black girls complaining about black men going with white girls, but then they're cheering for black girls with white guys

  • @KP3Times
    @KP3Times 5 років тому +55

    I love how funny Aries is , I’m glad he’s starting to realize that all that was holding him back was his attitude towards everything. Looking forward to seeing what he has in store

  • @theprinceoffreshair1164
    @theprinceoffreshair1164 4 роки тому +29

    That one boy is definetely invited to the cookouts. His handshake was top notch

  • @guestguest5128
    @guestguest5128 2 роки тому +3

    This man is funnier than Kevin Hart, yet Kevin is on top. The Illuminati must exist…

  • @ShadyRaccoon1
    @ShadyRaccoon1 6 років тому +275

    he look like franklin from gta 5

    • @Sirenity01
      @Sirenity01 5 років тому +7

      Feed Master he don’t but the way he dress yea lmao

    • @mexyfolifebaby
      @mexyfolifebaby 5 років тому

      Fuck im pretysure he drives a chargee too jajaja

    • @Estebanmdp100
      @Estebanmdp100 5 років тому +2

      Ngl this lowkey racist

    • @hanifanunez2576
      @hanifanunez2576 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @lookherenow2
    @lookherenow2 8 років тому +493

    Who's that dude with the fish bowl as his wine glass?

    • @jjenko6366
      @jjenko6366 6 років тому +66

      You can tell he was part of the show

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 5 років тому +58

      Busta Rhymes

    • @yungboy6778
      @yungboy6778 5 років тому +36

      A pimp lol

    • @majidahmed4239
      @majidahmed4239 5 років тому +11

      @@IArentWho I thought that guy Bobby Brown cause he looks just like him but maybe I could be rong #2:09

    • @dgmobbdeep
      @dgmobbdeep 5 років тому +4

      j jenko Of course he was part of the show.

  • @anibalcarranza3548
    @anibalcarranza3548 5 років тому +85

    Spears is too hood for mainstream 😭😂

  • @blackbookt.vchannel7616
    @blackbookt.vchannel7616 Рік тому +3

    “Screaming like that you ain’t gonna get a brotha” facts lol

  • @TechWithShon
    @TechWithShon 7 років тому +17

    " Soon as they heat the water up " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @knpstrr
    @knpstrr 8 років тому +352

    there was a black guy on the same relay team as michael phelps in swimming... cullen jones

    • @tarrandahura1803
      @tarrandahura1803 6 років тому +23

      knpstrr but he ain't famous

    • @lwr2121
      @lwr2121 5 років тому +29

      well I guess they found a way to heat the water up lol

    • @ginger-bread_man
      @ginger-bread_man 5 років тому +6

      Are you sure he was not adopted by white folks?

    • @firstname5825
      @firstname5825 5 років тому +2

      This is joke theft from PAUL MOONEY. The black seal.

    • @tecager
      @tecager 5 років тому +1

      knpstrr he ain’t win shit cause the water was too cold lololol

  • @digdeep0169
    @digdeep0169 5 років тому +35

    when the ol' man walks in and he says "timeout" i thought it was part of the skit... but damn...

  • @_chinmoku
    @_chinmoku 3 роки тому +7

    "This nikku got a fish tank for a wine glass" 😂🤣😭😭

  • @_ghost96
    @_ghost96 2 роки тому +11

    Him talking to ol boy with the big glass had me gasping for air😂😂😂

  • @miker1645
    @miker1645 6 років тому +34

    As soon as they learn how to heat that water up! Hahahahaha

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 5 років тому +63

    2:16 That white boi in the back got too excited over that Obama joke

    • @johnkerry2169
      @johnkerry2169 5 років тому +1

      I know right !!!! was thinking the same shit

    • @Nisshoku
      @Nisshoku 4 роки тому

      I read this and went to check "I wonder which guy he' was t.... AH"

    • @Soundeagle3456
      @Soundeagle3456 4 роки тому +1

      looks Mexican to me

  • @user-ix2sr4vr3n
    @user-ix2sr4vr3n 6 років тому +23

    Lmao the way he brought the crowd back every time he had an interruption was incredible.

  • @TrapLives
    @TrapLives 5 років тому +50

    "Fish tank for a wine glass"

  • @noelkruppa7648
    @noelkruppa7648 6 років тому +83

    Anyone else thought the wine glass guy looked a little too much like busta rhymes ?

    • @chrisrangel366
      @chrisrangel366 5 років тому +2

      Noel Kruppa I did too😂😂

    • @oasis5683
      @oasis5683 5 років тому +2

      I thought he looked like old boby brown.😂

    • @Sirenity01
      @Sirenity01 5 років тому +1

      Noel Kruppa I did when the camera was first on him😂😂

    • @NickHazletonMusic
      @NickHazletonMusic Рік тому

      Isn’t it Don Magic Juan ?

  • @hakunamatata289
    @hakunamatata289 5 років тому +3

    The fishbooowwwww 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jasonlajoie
    @jasonlajoie 5 років тому +26

    Epic set. This guy ruled that night.

  • @Andu_music
    @Andu_music 2 роки тому +2

    2:06 Best part

  • @brianbayer4868
    @brianbayer4868 2 роки тому +2

    Why Hollywood passed on Aries Spears is beyond me.

  • @chantelleduncan1
    @chantelleduncan1 5 років тому +3

    That wine glass though.

  • @georgeisaak5321
    @georgeisaak5321 5 років тому +19

    He is always spot on , his impressions are outstanding and i like the way he says everything with its name ! Fearless humorist and i wish internet had more videos of him !

  • @orneryokinawan4529
    @orneryokinawan4529 3 роки тому +1

    "This white boy gotta black girl. Nigga stand up." DEAD 😂

  • @amandastinson1612
    @amandastinson1612 7 років тому +4

    I FREAKING DIED AT THE OLYMPIC SWIMMING THING!! LIKE I LITERALLY HAD A COUGHING FIT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @stonerhigh9388
    @stonerhigh9388 6 років тому +25

    its been a long time since i laughed that hard, dude had my dying the whole time

  • @TheNagualZone
    @TheNagualZone 5 років тому +25

    Aries is one of those RARE artists who creates willing slaves ready to do his bidding out of any audience anywhere simply by walking onstage. EPIC guy! total beast.

  • @TheNagualZone
    @TheNagualZone 5 років тому +2

    What is it about comedy clubs always attracting the best looking women?

  • @rochewijnaar5374
    @rochewijnaar5374 4 роки тому +2

    hahaha that dude with the bigass champagne glass looks like busta ryhms

  • @aidanaldrich7795
    @aidanaldrich7795 5 років тому +35

    This was probably the most original race comedy performances I've seen. Very funny!

  • @Sirenity01
    @Sirenity01 5 років тому +5

    Michael Phelps watch yo back! Soon as they figure out how to heat that water we in there 😂😂😂😂 facts

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 5 років тому +10

    Aries be killing me!! Omgosh I cannot breathe 🤣🤣

    • @azariah_kyras
      @azariah_kyras 2 роки тому +1

      You are pretty

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 2 роки тому +1

      @@azariah_kyras Thank you love.. I appreciate the compliment.. ♥️

  • @jxwxnkx
    @jxwxnkx 5 років тому +5

    He said “sweetheart you got a negro”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josh3112
    @josh3112 5 років тому +13

    Idgaf what people think arie is a legend

  • @DPK99ATown
    @DPK99ATown 5 років тому +11

    Damn I forgot how hilarious Aries is...I’ve been sleeping!

  • @dutchmangames3243
    @dutchmangames3243 4 роки тому +4

    3:42 tupac

  • @soapmanwuan4735
    @soapmanwuan4735 5 років тому +9

    😂😂😂😂”soon as they learn how ti heat that mf water up” ON GAWWDD

  • @IanJames_4
    @IanJames_4 4 роки тому +11

    The blond in the red dress is stacked.

    • @90snative66
      @90snative66 4 роки тому

      a whole one huh?

    • @IanJames_4
      @IanJames_4 4 роки тому

      @@90snative66 Are you an echo chamber?

    • @REALMUSICC12
      @REALMUSICC12 4 роки тому

      @@IanJames_4 a "whole" echo chamber orrrr?

  • @real_eyezjames1487
    @real_eyezjames1487 5 років тому +8

    🤣 He isnt lying about swimming the water need to be warm or sumn

  • @user-gh8vs1mr9w
    @user-gh8vs1mr9w 9 місяців тому +1

    2:05 had me in tears bro 🤣🤣💀

  • @MoTanG_0o
    @MoTanG_0o 2 роки тому +2

    I cracked up so hard when he started talking in African 😂😂😄😄

  • @O.A.Y.S
    @O.A.Y.S 5 років тому +4

    2:47 made my night

  • @cassiusfelix2805
    @cassiusfelix2805 4 роки тому +7

    He got the Tim's and everything on

  • @PabloCruise91
    @PabloCruise91 5 років тому +12

    It's 2019 and I have never heard of this man. How is that possible?!? He's hilarious.

  • @jasonpittmon2036
    @jasonpittmon2036 4 роки тому +7

    "As soon as they learn to heat that water up, we are in there!"

  • @atikah47
    @atikah47 5 років тому +6

    I love his African accent😂😭

  • @arianagandhi4582
    @arianagandhi4582 4 роки тому +8

    1:30 The moment he got the N-word pass

  • @miciboo9993
    @miciboo9993 4 роки тому +15

    You know what’s the best thing about Aries Spears?
    Pause the video around 3:00 when you can see many people in the background.
    Look how diverse the audience is.
    White girl, white old lady, latinas, black guys, black girls, white folks...
    look how united the audience is.
    All laughing out loud on the same.
    ...
    I just don’t understand why this country can’t be what it is actually. Why be red or blue. Why be black or white. Come on.

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 8 років тому +3

    2:12 Dis nigga got a fish tank for a wine glass lol

  • @nicklepsch4960
    @nicklepsch4960 5 років тому +4

    Love Aries...dude kills it constantly...

  • @CodJapan
    @CodJapan 6 років тому +16

    anyone else notice how that big glass is almost empty he's drunk as fuk

    • @tjanee
      @tjanee 5 років тому

      Took him long af to get to his seat lml bruh was bent

  • @panjiherboroX3
    @panjiherboroX3 3 роки тому +2

    Every punches he throwed he knockout the crowd😂😂😂😂

  • @christhepleb8231
    @christhepleb8231 7 років тому +76

    There is already a black gold medalist in swimming lol

  • @theempire00
    @theempire00 2 роки тому +4

    Literally EVERY joke was fire! 🔥

  • @davidjohansen8255
    @davidjohansen8255 5 років тому +14

    Always under rated . He funny.

  • @InnocentDevil5
    @InnocentDevil5 2 роки тому +2

    This 4-5mins were fire...bro...love from India...Keep on doing it...we don't get offended 🤣

  • @josevalentine6420
    @josevalentine6420 4 роки тому +2

    He said Time out to get on the dude fish tank 🤣😂🤪

  • @DavidColemanKing
    @DavidColemanKing 8 років тому +6

    One of the funniest stand up performances i had ever seen. I got light headed and everything. lol

    • @TLPMH
      @TLPMH 8 років тому

      +King Daey you havent seen much ehh..

    • @DavidColemanKing
      @DavidColemanKing 8 років тому

      +TLPMH yeah shit just funny as fuck to me...

  • @J0shMajors
    @J0shMajors 2 роки тому +8

    Back when there were no soft sensitive person haha Everyone was just enjoying there time

  • @Eradicatetheobvious
    @Eradicatetheobvious 3 роки тому +1

    0:46 facts lmfao

  • @Tearsoftechnologymusic
    @Tearsoftechnologymusic 2 роки тому +2

    Aries nails the whole Obama thing. I voted for him to make history. Haven't voted again since. lol

  • @RatnikCarrick
    @RatnikCarrick 4 роки тому +5

    This is one of the top 3 funniest bits I've seen....Aries Spears should be up there with the best, but somehow the mainstream media don't talk about him that much....

  • @Zion-hg3cs
    @Zion-hg3cs 6 років тому +142

    As a white dude I can honestly say I never say that word just coz I realise it ain’t my place to say it fr 💯

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 6 років тому +8

      Love Europe, Hate EU 😂😂 u just stupid, have a good day bro 🙏🏼💯💯

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 6 років тому +9

      Love Europe, Hate EU 😂😂 plz explain how I talk n act black when u don’t even know me ?? So dumb 😂😂💯

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 6 років тому +7

      Love Europe, Hate EU 😂😂 I’m on the Northside Nd my last name is Sosa 😂😂😂 but yeah I know u just one of those black American guys who don’t know nothing but shits a bit different where I’m at not all white boys are suburban rich pussies like in ur country bitch 😂😂😂

    • @timothyhaven7110
      @timothyhaven7110 6 років тому +8

      @@loveeuropehateeu3565 So are you mad because he doesn't want to say it? I'm confused 😂

    • @heavenred8058
      @heavenred8058 5 років тому +6

      (denzel voice) My nigga

  • @flexfive8712
    @flexfive8712 2 роки тому +2

    Never forget in HS when I first started smoking I watched this and damnnnn. Me and the homies could not stop laughing for this whole thing. Everyone was hilarious in this. Tommy Davidson, Spears, Dee Ray Davis segment was underrated and Kevin Hart had just blew up around the time this came out

  • @ejdarly4733
    @ejdarly4733 8 років тому +2

    Wonderful relationship to the people, I love him.

  • @user-fh8fh3kg6g
    @user-fh8fh3kg6g 5 років тому +9

    Aries is so dope....

  • @brellow-416
    @brellow-416 6 років тому +5

    3:50 that was beautiful

  • @joemeyer6320
    @joemeyer6320 5 років тому +2

    this skit was hysterical

  • @dasonstephens3948
    @dasonstephens3948 8 років тому +11

    why do people always have to find a problem.JOKES =laughing

    • @brionbucklera6733
      @brionbucklera6733 5 років тому +1

      Because the stuff Aries is joking about is not a joke to them, it’s how they actually feel, in fact, they even get angry enough act based upon it. It spawns from this thing called, “hate.”

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 8 років тому +13

    Aries Spears is the truth

  • @slimlc5776
    @slimlc5776 5 років тому +6

    Aires Spears always got me 😂😂

  • @benjinlama8108
    @benjinlama8108 5 місяців тому

    2:25 He put that wine glass on the stage😂😂

  • @HANKENSK
    @HANKENSK 3 роки тому +2

    "Soon as they learn to heat that water up, nigga we are in there!" I'm DEAD!

  • @quentinsharonecarson6105
    @quentinsharonecarson6105 3 роки тому +5

    Legend! Love his impressions! One of the greatest!

  • @queengulley725
    @queengulley725 11 років тому +11

    He is sooo good!

  • @Soundeagle3456
    @Soundeagle3456 4 роки тому +2

    the drunk dude slayed his show, that dude was funnier then Aries. Aries was trying to hard, drunk dude walks in no fucks given just sits down. Now that's comedy.

    • @RichWeigel
      @RichWeigel 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if that was staged and all part of the show.

  • @gr33n3ggs4
    @gr33n3ggs4 3 роки тому +1

    Now.... THIS is comedy!!
    Offensive & below the belt!!

  • @marcuss5089
    @marcuss5089 5 років тому +3

    “As soon as they learn to heat that water up we in there”

  • @MistahReadWrites
    @MistahReadWrites 6 років тому +3

    This was one of his best sets ever

  • @Tambien9
    @Tambien9 5 років тому +2

    Slaughtered the crowd lmao

  • @prof.sweatercows9187
    @prof.sweatercows9187 8 років тому +894

    we thought Obama was gonna change things... haha

    • @enkiea52
      @enkiea52 6 років тому +4

      Go back to Europe Troglodyte

    • @cocorkiller2322
      @cocorkiller2322 5 років тому +1

      Google Obama's effect on America. 5 mins... please look lol

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 5 років тому +12

      Obama changed a great deal. Unfortunately Trump is undoing everything Obama accomplished

    • @cocorkiller2322
      @cocorkiller2322 5 років тому +5

      @@Monochromicornicopia oh god.. 😂

    • @gingin975
      @gingin975 5 років тому

      hahah wtf is that profile pic

  • @brendadaniels7367
    @brendadaniels7367 5 років тому +2

    3:18 “and the world don’t move”