I'm spanish and when I was taking my driving license practical exam, like 20 years ago a car crashed just in front of us and the driving examiner yelled: "Me cago en las hostias putas y en 10 km a la redonda por si hay 1 santo suelto" To this day I still remember as one of the most profound swearing I have heard.
Best swearing in spanish I have heard: "no tengo el chichi para farolillos". It means, more or less, "I can't be bothered right now with silly things" , but the literal translation is "I am not in the mood to adorn my vagina with small electric lights". Pure poetry.
We in Valencia (Spain) can go "Me cague en Deu, en la creu i en el fuster que la feu", which literally translates "I shit in God, in the Holy Cross and in the woodsman who made it".
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I'm spanish and when I was taking my driving license practical exam, like 20 years ago a car crashed just in front of us and the driving examiner yelled: "Me cago en las hostias putas y en 10 km a la redonda por si hay 1 santo suelto" To this day I still remember as one of the most profound swearing I have heard.
In Spain we swear while we talk and it's normal it's not to offend its just a normal way to express
“Spaniard cursing is like poetic Tourettes”
"Tú misma" would roughly translate as "have it your way". It's not an insult as much as a passive-aggressive threat.
Best swearing in spanish I have heard: "no tengo el chichi para farolillos". It means, more or less, "I can't be bothered right now with silly things" , but the literal translation is "I am not in the mood to adorn my vagina with small electric lights". Pure poetry.
When I lived in spain, our neighbors parrot would SCREAM “joder” about 400 times a day because people say it so much 😂😂❤️
"Estan volando hostias y tu cara es un aeropuerto" is my favourite. It means "Slaps are flying and your face is an airport"
When you hear a "guiri" swear in spanish for first time is like something magical, like the birth of a new star.
Dude when I lived in Spain I heard “joder” every five seconds 😂
"This is not The Shape of Water" 😂😂😂
"Me cago en las cuatro farolas que alumbran las tumbas de tus muertos"
A great new curse with an amazing storyline: "Hay tres tipos de tos, tos seca, tos mucosa y tos tus muertos". Con amor de parte de una andaluza
"Joanna you can say Jesus louder you're Jewish he's not listening to you" I DIED 😂😂😂
Nunca me había parado a pensar en cómo de ofensivo puede sonar "me cago en todos tus muertos" para alguien que no lo haya escuchado toda su vida😂
in argentina we literally say to a bald person
We in Valencia (Spain) can go "Me cague en Deu, en la creu i en el fuster que la feu", which literally translates "I shit in God, in the Holy Cross and in the woodsman who made it".
I think spanish is the language that have more curse words in the World, I feel so proud
Spaniard swearing is next level shit. They use so much vocabulary and are so creative, it cracks me up. I just simply can't replicate it.
Te voy a dar hostias de dos en dos hasta que sean impares