I know right, like I cant even get two shots off before a crocket dives strait for me, but when it happens it feels like the most impossible achievement especially in comp.
In TF2 canon (based on the comics) Scout converted his life savings into Tom Jones memorabilia, which only paid off because Soldier coincidentally snapped Tom Jones' neck while antagonizing Merasmus, Soldier's former and Jones' current roommate. The blame ended up being passed to an old woman Soldier was giving a celebrity tour to. I didn't see this mentioned and felt it worth noting that this skit is, more or less, canonically plausible.
Pain? You're sat in a padded chair all day passing items back and forth-your greatest challenge is to find a code bar. It's one of easiest, most comfortable and stress-free job there is, and you should be thankful to have it and not be replaced by a machine. Don't want it? Learn an actual trade skill.
@@remnant24 while I agree and adhere to your advice, I think you may have misinterpreted my joke. I was referring to how Heavy solemnly accepts that he is gonna scan Scout’s comically large assortment of items.
@@remnant24 Clearly you haven't met enough people. People often gets so surprised finding out how selfish and asshole people could be to customer servixe worker.
1:11 I actually feel really bad for heavy here, he is so tired and bored of this situation that he’s become desensitised to it and just lets out a gentle, emotionless “alright”.
As a scout main going through the stages of a scout main (stage 5) and puberty I have the Boston badger equipped all the time just to steal Health packs from teammates
I am not a medic main but I see that soo often I feel hurt for ya... So most of the time I just use myself as a booklet bag so yu can take yur time regen yur hp ^^ (I'm a Pyro main)
"Sorry, we literally posted notes everywhere throughout the store that we've never given refunds for stuff you purchased too much of and never ever will. Deal with it."
3 months later "oh my I'm so glad that I panicked bought all these supplies now that stores are running short of supply and noone is supplying them" 'oi gimme your supplies I got a knife grrrr'.
The moment I saw the cart head around the corner I was like "please be scout please be scout" and words cannot express my joy when I found out that it was indeed Scout coming around with a shit-eating grin on his face
1:20 I like how that's a refrence to the TF2 comic. This is one of scout's lines to the spy When he grabbed Tom Jones figures instead of money out of a safe: "these are gonna worth MILLIONS When Tom Jones dies!"
I love how when medic was on fire he had an expression. But when he found out that the heals were out he became so mad that he became fire proof, hes too angry to burn.
People dont realise how this 2 minutes propably took months to make, especially with the level of inbetweening the winglet does with his animations to make them so smooth, i have no experience with SFM but i do have experience as an animator, and the quality of these animations are that of a project that takes months or years of constant work
As the people of the badlands, we demand that there is a second part to this. We must see this scunt get his shit beat in. Also Winglet if you end up seeing this please you can take a break from these smaller videos if you want less stress and if it means we get Fedora Chronicles 4 out sooner than I'm all for it. Id rather larger projects to be released sooner than a bunch of small projects.
From the newspaper: "Legendary singer Tom Jones tragically and suddenly passed away this Sunday in Teufort home. Several witnesses allegedly reported a violent altercation between two estranged former roommates. Several suspects have since been arrested, including a bizarre drug abusing hippie. When questioned by reporters, he incessantly rambled about curses, spells, and an unnamed "soldier." Ethel Jackson, an elderly woman on a celebrity home tour who witnessed the ordeal commented; "I saw him, I saw him do it with my own two eyes. Throttled the poor young man right in front of me." Ethel died shortly after due to an overheated pacemaker. Police have refused to comment on the matter. In other news, why doesn't Valve support Team Fortress 2 any more? Even now, it is still one of the most popular games on Steam. They are sitting on a gold mine of revenue and yet they still do nothing about it. At the very least, they could maintain the game enough to keep all the script kiddies plaguing casual mode at bay. Before you tell me I should play on community servers, no, I don't want to play cp_orange. I don't want to play VS Saxton Hale or Mario Kart role play. I want to play Team Fortress 2. That was a fun game, remember that? Hopefully Valve have just been secretly working on Team Fortress 3 this whole time. Hit me up if that's the case, I'd love to work on a trailer for it. In case you haven't figured it out yet, this video is a criticism of panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak. Seriously, stop doing it. You're not Rick Grimes, and this isn't the apocalypse. No one thinks you're cool. When I run out of food the first thing I'm going to do is go out and eat all the panic buyers. If you're wondering why Fedora Chronicles 4 isn't here yet, it's because smaller videos keep getting in the way. I gotta keep an upload schedule unfortunately. Also, I was busy working on Cats (2019). No, that isn't a joke. I'm so sorry. It wasn't. (my fault?)"
My dad has bought 47 boxes of tissues and 34 bottles of soap in the past two weeks. They haven’t even been opened. Not a single one. We keep telling him to stop buying them, but he keeps doing it because he never sees the giant pile of stuff, which is all put away in the cleaning supplies closet. That he never even opens. Because my mother and I do all the cleaning.
All you hear after the black out is scout screaming in pain as medic literally rearranges all his organs and turns him into a literal a human ballon animal as medic walks away with a large medkit and sniper walks away with a full box of ammo
@@absoluteaquarian I'd understand stocking up a little bit more, but why hoard everything? Especially toilet paper, why do you need to stock up as much toilet paper as you can?
Sniper: * Runs Out of Ammo * also Sniper: * cocks out a unused round from his gun * yet again Sniper: * has 4 rounds in his shirt * Sniper -Runs Out of- is picky about his Ammo
I feel like the only reason this was made was because Mr. Winglet encountered a scout that took a small health pack so he vented it in an animation about a lime scout.
The life of a cashier in a nutshell. **Person arrives with a big load of supplies* Person: This will be all of it! Cashier Heavy: (Not this shit again) ... _"Alright."_
Me being a scout main i have to say a good deal of us are not like this i apologise in advance for everything a scout/scunt will do to you in the future or has done in the past. Ps: idk why i wrote this im no scout main i taunt kill them whenever i can.
Well, when I play Scout, I usually don't steal health packs- or ammo boxes- if any of my other teammates need it, I just go ahead and die- or improvise with the sandman if it ends up happening
Later when the fighting starts again: Scout is on fire, bleeding, jarated, milked, marked for death, no ammo, and low HP. He rounds the corner seeing a health pack and can live but just before the Medic jumps down and takes it, he pleads for his life to be healed or to have the health pack, but he is denied and reminded of his sin of taking a Medics health before, the whole team including the enemy laughs at his pathetic self and he then dies. *_Moral of the story, never anger a Medic_*
Don’t hoard shit like taking health kits or ammo when a medic, sniper, heavy, or engie is nearby. When medic is on fire he needs health When sniper is out of ammo he needs some to pick the enemy medic Heavy needs ammo to defend Engie needs metal to build and repair shit. Don’t be a lime scout. Be a Team Spirit one and respect your team.
Or just use the candy cane, free small medkits each kill, and pair it with the mad milk or the pretty boy's pocket pistol, but noone seems to look at that
"Man, you would not believe... how much this hurts!" So anyway, new headcanon that Archimedes wasn't accidentally implanted in Scout, and this is actually part of the long-standing medkit disputes between terminal Medics and impatient Scouts. P.S.: I like how the title was deceptive enough to let this turn into a PSA for Scouts to, although not expressly mentioned, zoom their way over to a dispenser instead of yoinking supplies that others actually need in that moment.
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Also I like to imagine that the bullets in the Sniper's front-right pocket are just novelty ballpoint pens.
They're full of holy water, in case he encounters dracula
Who stole my idea?
those are reserve for his team and himself in case of a zombie apocalypse!
They are way to big of rounds for his gun but they are conveniently pen sized
Like the ones on Heavy's bandolier are just crayons.
Whenever I actually run out of ammo as Sniper in game, I usually just question how I managed to stay alive so long.
I know right, like I cant even get two shots off before a crocket dives strait for me, but when it happens it feels like the most impossible achievement especially in comp.
When I’m on a map like 2fort I like to leave my dispenser somewhere close for both me and sniper make it so they can get back to the field faster
Me too
The only understandable time that happens is in mvm with full resistance and max damage hitmans heatmaker
When ever I run out of ammo for sniper I go serial killer spy with the giant butter knife
In TF2 canon (based on the comics) Scout converted his life savings into Tom Jones memorabilia, which only paid off because Soldier coincidentally snapped Tom Jones' neck while antagonizing Merasmus, Soldier's former and Jones' current roommate. The blame ended up being passed to an old woman Soldier was giving a celebrity tour to.
I didn't see this mentioned and felt it worth noting that this skit is, more or less, canonically plausible.
First person to say “You were saying?” To my comment is gay
@@cherrieclark7200 You were saying?
Well, all of that it was mentioned in the newspaper 1:27
Only the comic readers will get it.
@@spartan0926 OHH that clicks in now that you mentioned it
1:11 Heavy tiredly saying “alright” hits me on a spiritual level. As a cashier I feel his pain
Pain? You're sat in a padded chair all day passing items back and forth-your greatest challenge is to find a code bar. It's one of easiest, most comfortable and stress-free job there is, and you should be thankful to have it and not be replaced by a machine. Don't want it? Learn an actual trade skill.
@@remnant24 while I agree and adhere to your advice, I think you may have misinterpreted my joke. I was referring to how Heavy solemnly accepts that he is gonna scan Scout’s comically large assortment of items.
@@remnant24 get a job
@@remnant24 clearly you haven’t dealt in customer service
@@remnant24 Clearly you haven't met enough people.
People often gets so surprised finding out how selfish and asshole people could be to customer servixe worker.
This changed from “sniper has no ammo” to “lime scout buys the whole store”
Scunt. The word you are looking for is scunt.
Ah yes
That idiot
Scunt you mean
‘Scunt buys the whole store’
Heavys tired "alright" makes me think that lime scout has done this before and it has happened too many times
Probably has tbh. Worst part is that he's also probably been paying him in Tom Jones action figures every time as well.
@@gryphonkingbros847 well it is worth like SO MUCH!
Cause he’s dead
Aw shit here we go again
He's just worked in retail too long
@Nena Kelly Facts
Sniper: * runs out of ammo *
Sniper without ammo: *PISS TIME*
Underrated comentary lmao
“It is so tiny!”
He doesn't have the Razorback, so he should have an SMG or Piss
oh boi, PISSING TIME
"SPY STARTS TO SCREAM"
Stabby time.
1:11 I actually feel really bad for heavy here, he is so tired and bored of this situation that he’s become desensitised to it and just lets out a gentle, emotionless “alright”.
Me too
I love how medic got set on fire and his first instinct is to go to the store
Yes me too
He couldn't find an other health packs cuz scout stole em all
He says: FAAAAAACKK!!!
Under rated
How about hes medigun...
As a medic main, I can confirm that this is how we look at scouts when they steal our health packs, and how they look back at us.
This is true, we cant do much but look angrily at them
I just look at the medics and say ‘thanks pally!’ and leave as they wait for the health pack to come back
As a scout main going through the stages of a scout main (stage 5) and puberty I have the Boston badger equipped all the time just to steal Health packs from teammates
How about full health spies disguised as Scouts with "124'HP"?
I am not a medic main but I see that soo often I feel hurt for ya... So most of the time I just use myself as a booklet bag so yu can take yur time regen yur hp ^^ (I'm a Pyro main)
Blu Demoman: **Casually dancing without a care in the world**
Me: “If only that worked like that irl”
But how did he survive?
@@UterDemorog he was drunk
It is called getting drunk
2:06 “And scout was never seen again”
I just love the soft sadness in heavys "alright" it's literally every cashier right now
He has ammo on his shirt
But only 4 bullets
@@Bobhotter666 "be efficient"
YEP I can testify
If tf2 ppl uses ammo on there clothes
*Two weeks later*
“Yeah, I’d like to return all of this.”
*its all opened*
Gamestop be like: "Three, take it or leave it"
"Sorry, we literally posted notes everywhere throughout the store that we've never given refunds for stuff you purchased too much of and never ever will. Deal with it."
No refunds
3 months later "oh my I'm so glad that I panicked bought all these supplies now that stores are running short of supply and noone is supplying them" 'oi gimme your supplies I got a knife grrrr'.
0:11 For those of you who are wondering the stock ammo is for decoration only
I just feel bad for the heavy cashier, he looked like he was actually depressed
bubbedy head yeah that too
@@idiotcat7696 his sasha has disappeared
Retail in a nutshell
he count afford his sasha anymore
Thats basically employees in walmart
Usually when I run low on ammo I think
"Is the enemy team bad?"
"Why am I winning?"
"How am I still alive?"
@Google But Less audience I never run out of ammo, I don't go demo, I go demoknight
"Wow, I'm so good at this game, and now I'm dead."
Nah, just start konga line, that always works, even in competitive
Or you wasted all your ammo trying to get a kill.
Or, did I really miss all my shots?
Wow, not only did Scout steal the med kits from Medic, but he also stole the spotlight from Sniper.
Gotta respect the balls tho. Taking all those medkits is one thing. Using one on front of a medic that is ON FIRE is a WHOLE different can of worms.
@@evangonzalez7732 isn't that just every pub scout?
@@LucarioDoT nah I've met some chill dudes.
But mostly, yes.
@@shuyabahmed4409 shut
@@shuyabahmed4409 wtf
I love the joke of Scout unnecessarily taking all the health and ammo boxes
Heavy's "...alright" is just... the perfect tone.. I cannot explain how perfectly exact this is as a cashier.
Yeah, I feel bad for all the retail workers in this time.
TopHatCat that is basically the sound of someone in retail. Defeated, broken and alive
I love that Medic bursts in screaming "FUUUUUUUUUCK" at 1:35
He’s on fire what do you expect a man on fire to do
@@LocalGoober10 True.
@@LocalGoober10 *Not That*
I think that may be the first time ive ever heard medic say 'fuck'
This will probably be the only time we hear him say the f word.Unless you can find a person that can do a medic voice impression very good then nvm
Scout: _(starts slurping the small healthpack)_
**DS1 Rendition of "MEDIC!" intensifies**
*_"M E E T T H E B A T T L E M E D I C"_*
Meet The Berserk Doctor
You better do tests on SCPs than comment
meet the harmacist
“IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YPUR BONES!”
And The Fire Is Just A Weird Way To Show The Blutsauger's Effect
Medic: "You know Scout, I don't exactly like being on fire..."
"Now its, worth, sooo much. money. Cause he's dead."
Haha.. this was foreshadowed by Scout in the comic.
Soldier killed him :/
its funny because this is cannon
Heavy's voice makes him sound like he's tired of his job
Twee Pee it makes me sad almost.
He’s about to commit eaten sandvich
He is
Just give him a sandvich and he'll be fine remember Heavy will do anything for sandviches
He could be out mowing down tiny baby men with his Sasha.
1:43 It was at this moment that medic was no longer on fire, but instead his rage ignited the air.
Medic: This is fine
If medics don't heal scouts then scouts won't leave medi-kits
@@Gloverfield if a scout steals a medkit from me 3 times in a row I will stop healing that scout
@@mikelorme635 you are too forgiving.
He became a burning flames unusual
The moment I saw the cart head around the corner I was like "please be scout please be scout" and words cannot express my joy when I found out that it was indeed Scout coming around with a shit-eating grin on his face
It should have been scout carrying the health and his soldier buddy carrying the ammo, cause that's what soldier mains are notorious for.
It's also worth pointing out that it's a Scout wearing the iconic lime-painted hat. That's how you know he's especially annoying
@@nataliaborys1554 the classic "scunt" outfit
"Hey mom, i- i accidently broke the vas-"
1:44
( In Mexican accent) “Ejo, don’t make me get the chanclas!”
Lol
Medics face 😂😂 when he walks up to scouts also scouts face 😂😂😂
Also scouts ready to die
@@rubles88alvarez83 does it have to be Mexican
1:20
I like how that's a refrence to the TF2 comic.
This is one of scout's lines to the spy When he grabbed Tom Jones figures instead of money out of a safe:
"these are gonna worth MILLIONS When Tom Jones dies!"
Poorly aged quote:
“He’s not going to die, you imbecile!” ~Spy
@@hatlessatlas and they didnt even know.
Spy: He's not going to die, you imbecile!
Soldier: *snaps Tom Jones' neck*
It's a get rich slow scheme!
Hi Piccolo, how’s Gohan
These bloody scunts
I will ruin your game with my epic pro scunt skill
@@liberta4112 you won't do anything
@@MRswipez1 that scunt gonna start a trickstab chain
@@MRswipez1 wow ur da real swipes
@@liberta4112 Ha, Id like to see you try
1:56 this is why medics dont heal scouts
Random Encounters Reference
But i do because is free über
I'm a scout main and Medics like me and I get healed non stop (but I think that's because I don't spam E all the time)
I really want to see the aftermath with medic....guy looks like he's gonna rip scout in half and I really want to see that....
RIP and tear baby
Just get 100 metal for Engineer and ask for dispenser!
Scout voluntarily donated all of his organs
@@aisir3725 have my like
He got too much health pack for it
I love how when medic was on fire he had an expression. But when he found out that the heals were out he became so mad that he became fire proof, hes too angry to burn.
You see, when he came into the store, the fire way from a pyro.
When he saw Scout, the fire was from *himself*.
Unusual medic
Man literally too angry to die
He has become one with the fire. That's Hellfire.
too angry to die
1:44 the best way to start a boss fight cinematic
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
People dont realise how this 2 minutes propably took months to make, especially with the level of inbetweening the winglet does with his animations to make them so smooth, i have no experience with SFM but i do have experience as an animator, and the quality of these animations are that of a project that takes months or years of constant work
Nerd
Blah blah blah blah blah nobody cares and get off making useless art and go get a JOB already
Heavy: 400,000 dollars
Scout: Heres a Tom Jones
Its very expensive because u know he is dead
Alright
@@tomate_h2o *screams* FFFFUUUCCCKKK
CRANKY
@@walkingidiot2533 Crikey, that's some chonky business there
that quiet "alright" the heavy does, I really feel that
I love how you took medics scream and managed to turn it into "FAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
How look faaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk medic say spam faaaaaaaqaaaaaack
@Reaper LM no u
@Reaper LM 1:35 he say faaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkk
@Reaper LM 1:50 medic bully scout wtf
As a medic main that is me almost every match
"sniper runs out of bullets" the four bullets in his shirt pocket "so I just don't exist now"
1:44 okay, this looks way too epic, the way the coat moves like in a wind
and somehow him burning to death makes him look even cooler.
1:50 is just a classic drama scene
YOU!
The medic dosent even talk he just stares at scout like... " im gonna rip your spine out and shove it down your trought."
Actually that’s the smoke rising from his biting close
As the people of the badlands, we demand that there is a second part to this. We must see this scunt get his shit beat in.
Also Winglet if you end up seeing this please you can take a break from these smaller videos if you want less stress and if it means we get Fedora Chronicles 4 out sooner than I'm all for it. Id rather larger projects to be released sooner than a bunch of small projects.
"Heck yes!"
Ass of his has to be beat you see
Team Fortress 2 comics #4 Blood in the water 9:23
Agreed
YES
Moral of the story:
Don’t be a hoarder in a crisis situation
Relatable
Looks at people with countrys worth of toilet paper
cp gaming *Glares* at people with countries worth of hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and disinfecting wipes
@@calebreutener870 I hope you meant this as a joke. Since this statement is complete bullshit
@@papyrus8205 agreed
I love that he's out of ammo but literally has spare bullets in his coat pocket
Those don’t fit in the gun, his gun is too tinyyyyy
It's for display only
@@Bixen_Bings oof
Those are blanks which means they won't hurt let alone killm
From the newspaper:
"Legendary singer Tom Jones tragically and suddenly passed away this Sunday in Teufort home. Several witnesses allegedly reported a violent altercation between two estranged former roommates. Several suspects have since been arrested, including a bizarre drug abusing hippie. When questioned by reporters, he incessantly rambled about curses, spells, and an unnamed "soldier." Ethel Jackson, an elderly woman on a celebrity home tour who witnessed the ordeal commented; "I saw him, I saw him do it with my own two eyes. Throttled the poor young man right in front of me." Ethel died shortly after due to an overheated pacemaker. Police have refused to comment on the matter.
In other news, why doesn't Valve support Team Fortress 2 any more? Even now, it is still one of the most popular games on Steam. They are sitting on a gold mine of revenue and yet they still do nothing about it. At the very least, they could maintain the game enough to keep all the script kiddies plaguing casual mode at bay. Before you tell me I should play on community servers, no, I don't want to play cp_orange. I don't want to play VS Saxton Hale or Mario Kart role play. I want to play Team Fortress 2. That was a fun game, remember that? Hopefully Valve have just been secretly working on Team Fortress 3 this whole time. Hit me up if that's the case, I'd love to work on a trailer for it.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this video is a criticism of panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak. Seriously, stop doing it. You're not Rick Grimes, and this isn't the apocalypse. No one thinks you're cool. When I run out of food the first thing I'm going to do is go out and eat all the panic buyers.
If you're wondering why Fedora Chronicles 4 isn't here yet, it's because smaller videos keep getting in the way. I gotta keep an upload schedule unfortunately. Also, I was busy working on Cats (2019). No, that isn't a joke. I'm so sorry. It wasn't. (my fault?)"
Did he really work on Cats?
My dad has bought 47 boxes of tissues and 34 bottles of soap in the past two weeks. They haven’t even been opened. Not a single one. We keep telling him to stop buying them, but he keeps doing it because he never sees the giant pile of stuff, which is all put away in the cleaning supplies closet. That he never even opens. Because my mother and I do all the cleaning.
Now it’s worth SO MUCH MONEY! Y’know. Because he’s dead.
ok.
I think he's just being sorry that he worked on cats
So long
_Scout: _*_Starts drinking the medicine_*
_Medic: _*_DOOM music starts_*
e a r
All you hear after the black out is scout screaming in pain as medic literally rearranges all his organs and turns him into a literal a human ballon animal as medic walks away with a large medkit and sniper walks away with a full box of ammo
@Corentyn same
As a medic it’s not as hard as people think to kill a scout you just need to stab them
Rip and tear
I like how Winglet only ever uses sentence mixing but animates the dialogue so smoothly that it works
pieCe oF shlT
@@zaidoinnn FUUUUuuuuuUUUUCK
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
@@platterpluck ?
So true
1:57
*You’re getting a glare from the man who tricked the Devil himself.*
Another one of those lines that is impossible to beat.
Oh Hell Nah
I mean he is also the person who heals you but, yeah, sure...
@@deelim5092 I dunno, I feel like one of those takes priority over the other
I mean in the TF2 comics he did die and go to hell but came back. It was in the comic The Naked And The Dead. Check them out.
I love how the only thing there is the classic and it's on sale
Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T*
...yup. That's... that's what happened. Why exactly did you write it down?
Vest with 4 ammo: doesn't exist
I see this is what you do to get almost 200 likes
Video: *show*
You're brain: WRITE IT DOWN
"Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T* "
Well i guess you managed to get multiple people mad by typing this
I can imagine all the mercs kicking scout while he's on the floor, and medic healing scout so he doesn't die.
Medic wouldn’t heal scout...
@Agate he would so they could make hurt him over and over
Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting
yoooo i had a kinda fever dream/tought where they were torturing sniper by healing him with despencers and medics as a heavy machine guns his crotch
@@andrewdude1614 WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT? That would be me.
Sniper's Shopping List:
- ammo
- milk
- eggs
- mason jars
Wonder whats going in those jars.
HarajukuDeadgirls111 milk, probably
-some vegemites
More like his mil- I mean pee.
You forget tissue roll!
0:19 That “piece o’ shit!” Was personal💀🤣
Sniper:
Thinks he ran out of ammo
The ammo in his vest:
O K T H E N
3LL/\N
They’re complimentary ballpoint pens! And the heavy’s bullets are just crayons
air soft bullets none killing porpoise and exclusive nice lookin bullets for your pocket
Bruh
That all i have to say bout dat
They're different caliber
1:32 I LOVE how the scout’s facial animations here look. Like, not even joking, that could be a real person.
Talk about medec
Talk about medec
Talk about medec
Talk about medec
Talk about medec
This is actually one of the most ingenious way of showing how hoarding at a time like this is a horrible thing to do thank you winglet
The Autistic Game Critic says the guy who didn’t prepare in advance. Not our fault you didn’t take this pandemic seriously.
@@absoluteaquarian I'd understand stocking up a little bit more, but why hoard everything? Especially toilet paper, why do you need to stock up as much toilet paper as you can?
Well having that much all at once in real life is illegal now where I'm at
@@absoluteaquarian Found the hoarder.
WinterPyro you go through more toilet paper than you’d think when your supply is finite
I was half expecting that scout would get the crap beat out of him at the end.
Then the Scout got melee crit by Medic.
The End.
Oh shut up
@@potatoslayer69420 No.
@@someguy198 hmm
@@potatoslayer69420 Not my fault you got random critted.
@@someguy198 not my fault I didnt get random critted
Sniper: * Runs Out of Ammo *
also Sniper: * cocks out a unused round from his gun *
yet again Sniper: * has 4 rounds in his shirt *
Sniper -Runs Out of- is picky about his Ammo
It's used it's an empty casing ( there is no bullet it's just the case)
Professionals have standards
The 4 bullets on his shirt are pretty much too big for the rifle.
@@hmpang4996 they're ballpens
@@true_neutral3378 My mistake
Sniper: runs out of ammo
Also sniper: has four bullets on his chest
Those r ball point pens
them bullets to THICC for his gun
Probably reserved for four people he needs to kill at the end of the day.
Could have them as an emergency ones
those are just decoration
2:01 scout: *drinks medication*
me: lime scout.. DO YOU KNOW THATS SANITIZER!?!?
Me: *Tries to take a medkit*
That scout with 124 health
=1:00
Relatable
True story ngl
And 1 bullet missing in his gun
That face tho...
@@bleachymcclean very annoying
"here... got a tom jones" that single line made me laugh for a whole minute
"Now its worth SO MUCH money, you know? Cause he's DEAD"
Fifteen Man scout sounds pretty nonchalant about his "dad" being dead
“hmm Ok”
@Juanito ? tom jones canonically is killed by soldier
@@deadrivers2267 To be fair, Scout grew up without a dad around to help him. His feelings are probably mixes.
*"Here, gotta Tahm Jones, now it's worth so much money', cus he's deadd."*
That comic reference was on point
He's not dead irl right?
@@true_neutral3378 he is
@@s.n.a.r.k.5146 apparently not
@@true_neutral3378 nvm i was thinking about elvis. Sorry about thatxd
I feel like the only reason this was made was because Mr. Winglet encountered a scout that took a small health pack so he vented it in an animation about a lime scout.
The life of a cashier in a nutshell.
**Person arrives with a big load of supplies*
Person: This will be all of it!
Cashier Heavy: (Not this shit again) ... _"Alright."_
The worst thing is when you tell them the prices and they change the products and you have to pass them again :(
@@CrickettoSantalune I feel you.
And when you're the person behind them..
1:57 Healing is not the only thing medic knows how to do
Wait until he gets auto balanced and then crit Ubersaw him
"Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting."
@@clownplayer7265 damn, you beat me to it. "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS, FEAR ME!"
Remember he's german
Overdose: I'm gonna run out of ammo aren't I.
When medic is so pissed that the fire stopped effecting him
I think hes making the fire
He is the fire
MAN TOO ANGRY TO DIE
@@maxkoob the doom slayer in a nutshell
It became a full body unusual.
0:48 You perfectly demonstrated how Scunts work, and honestly I am glad I never experienced such a scenario ingame.
I like to think that Medic then proceeds to do unspeakable things to Scout after the SFM ends
I hope so
*Loads crit buffed Crusaders Crossbow with malicous intent*
*steals scouts skeleton while hes conscious*
@@slop4308 after that, the scout was never heard from again.
@@Coleusse *pulls out Ubersaw with malicious intent*
Shopping list:
.Ammo
.Milk
.Eggs
.Mason Jars
Don't forget toilet papers
your forgot rainbow dash
.Coffee Beans
Don't forget! He needs a beverage to fill those Jars.
*P I S S*
.🆕Cosmetic Crate
The Medic represents my anger for the stupidity of this world right now.
It represents all of us
@@Wooper_the_first True
0:48 When scouts have 124 HP left :
Scout is getting a death glare from the person who tricked Satan himself, and Scout is taunting him.
Scout is as good as dead at this point
That Medic is going to sell that scunt's body parts to different parts of the Black Market.
not to mention taking Lucifer's probably very expensive pen FOR A JOKE
I bet his soul was the one Medic sold
@@thetrashmann8140 , would the medic or satan really want the soul of a walking and talking dumpster fire?
Medic is a nice guy but you never take his health kits when he’s on fire
Winglet: *Uploads*
Me: *LIGHTNING SPEED CLICK*
Same :)
Same man.
same dude
Same?
Flicks through the video
I love how the winglet always makes himself the victim instead of the heroic hero n junk
Is winglet a demoman wearing a party hat in real life?
@@offended323 I wouldnt be suprised
Ikr hes just a side chatecter who gets killed almost every time hes on screen
Is withers winglet the scout or the sniper
@@Hylton_Hotelz hes the demoman whos dancing at the beginning
Amazing transition of both video and especially audio at the intro scene. Creatively done.
1:44 The gibus sniper after you finally get revenge on him
A gibus out of all people
ILL NEVER FORGET YOU GOZALES.2004
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
ILL NEVER FORGET YOUUUUUUUUUU
I just where the gibus just to tilt players that...and I'm poor
@@johnf.kennedy2935 hey, that's my brother's name!
@@Cyrogenesis. OH YEAH? WHERE IS HE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM, AAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYY GOZALES, WHYYYYYYY
I could feel the pain and apathy in Heavy's voice, being a grocery cashier myself right now. Congrats on essentially making ME in GMod.
Jacob Hendrick its a SFM animation
@@lidiloth3371 I'm drunk, so sue me
@@hubdweller9969 that's the best answer I've seen in awhile, hahaha
But in that case you should have been depicted as a Demoman instead of a Heavy..
@@jonsku6662 Already got one of those at my job. At least, he would drink on the job if he could get away with it.
That’s why everyone hates Scout
*Change my mind*
Me being a scout main i have to say a good deal of us are not like this i apologise in advance for everything a scout/scunt will do to you in the future or has done in the past.
Ps: idk why i wrote this im no scout main i taunt kill them whenever i can.
Well I am, and at least scouts are fun to play
Well, when I play Scout, I usually don't steal health packs- or ammo boxes- if any of my other teammates need it, I just go ahead and die- or improvise with the sandman if it ends up happening
Nazim Kllokoqi I know, in fact a lot of you guys help the engineers who build dispensers. So I’m glad it’s not all of you
I Eat Your Sandviches I Eat Em' Up!
When he said “PIECE OF SH**” it made me laugh so hard
Later when the fighting starts again:
Scout is on fire, bleeding, jarated, milked, marked for death, no ammo, and low HP. He rounds the corner seeing a health pack and can live but just before the Medic jumps down and takes it, he pleads for his life to be healed or to have the health pack, but he is denied and reminded of his sin of taking a Medics health before, the whole team including the enemy laughs at his pathetic self and he then dies.
*_Moral of the story, never anger a Medic_*
On fire and Jarate-d? Is that possible?
Or, he shoots medic and takes the health. Before getting mowed down by a brass beast
Impossible, scout is faster than medic, also jarate, mad milk and afterburn
@Pixelboy127 slowly pulls out a jar of white liquid
As a medic main, I actually have once done this.
Soldiers dialog is so satisfying in this scenario
R.I.P Rick May
(Sept 1940 - April 2020)
6 month ago: Heavy is dead
Today: Sniper runs out of ammo
1 year later: Engineer forgot how to build
Артём Павлов 3 months later
Soldier can’t use random crits
1 year and six months later: Pyro is now a sane person
2 years later
Scout is fat
Cool _ Adrian7 6 other months later: demo man got rid of his alcohol problem
10 more months later:Heavy loses weight
Acctually sniper has 4 more bullets because he has some in his pockets
According to the newspaper Winglet worked on Cats (2019). Didn’t expect that...
What's a newspaper?
@@davidhong1934 a type of cat
Wiglet
Automatic Porridge I changed it.
Oof hope he is alright going through that Bad Reviews and dealing very angry suits
I’ve met quite a few lime scouts in real life who hoard toilet paper
May they die
their called Scunts
@@abigmonster8457 consumerism like a bnl something a gonna:
*stonks*
Don’t hoard shit like taking health kits or ammo when a medic, sniper, heavy, or engie is nearby.
When medic is on fire he needs health
When sniper is out of ammo he needs some to pick the enemy medic
Heavy needs ammo to defend
Engie needs metal to build and repair shit.
Don’t be a lime scout.
Be a Team Spirit one and respect your team.
Exactly engies need metal Medics need health and that's how you be a helpful teammate
And they’re also the fastest class in the game so they could easily ran to a nearby dispenser, medic, or their spawn 😐😐
Or just use the candy cane, free small medkits each kill, and pair it with the mad milk or the pretty boy's pocket pistol, but noone seems to look at that
@@honey_Badger4123 most medics ignore scouts
Scouts make me angry. Man I wish teamkillinf was eabeld
Some lime scouts just never learn. Amazing animation, my good man. :)
Winglet unintentionlly confirmed my theory that health kits are some kind of cosumable liquid/custard.
it's just custard
Yep, definitely liquid.
In the meet the medic cut scene it reveals that it is a red liquid mixed with piss….
@@hanisrashid9187 + a sandvich too
@@hanisrashid9187 Yummers.
0:38 Everyone talks about sniper list, but no one talks about the _cat drawing_ behind the list.
Good observation.
I’m pretty sure Sniper is a furry, compared to Secret Lives.
@@williamhuggett7313 oh so let me guess all cat lovers are automatically furries is that right?
Why do I have a feeling that I have seen this drawing before?
I draw Homer Simpson
"You. Are. Walking. *VOMIT."* _-Soldier_
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Hah cause he really is
Karza3
He is green after all lol
as an engie main, i hate it when a scout picks an large ammo pack, and its right when it is running out of bullets
I try not to take ammo kits if the engineer's built a dispenser, but sometimes they only put a sentry and no dispenser! >:(
ya had ONE JOB!
Me: *goes to the store to buy toilet paper *
Literaly everyone in the store: 1:00
Or 1:47
I'm basically you but with bottled water
@@blackegret666 im basically you but with chicken nuggets
Debbie the Duck
you can use water instead
True
Lime scout being lime scout for 2 minutes and 17 seconds straight
The Winglet telling us how everyone feels like when SourceFilmmaker crashes after half an hour or hours of work 0:19
1:35 also works
piece of shiiiit
That is why you spam ctrl S every half a second👌
Fo sho!
PIECE OF SHIT
"Man, you would not believe... how much this hurts!"
So anyway, new headcanon that Archimedes wasn't accidentally implanted in Scout, and this is actually part of the long-standing medkit disputes between terminal Medics and impatient Scouts.
P.S.: I like how the title was deceptive enough to let this turn into a PSA for Scouts to, although not expressly mentioned, zoom their way over to a dispenser instead of yoinking supplies that others actually need in that moment.
1:36 Dracula in Castlevania when he finds out his wife is dead
Underrated
@Володя Комаров love is fake
@Володя Комаров Stop it. Get some help.
1:35
Fuuuuuck
Sniper's Shopping List
- ammo
- milk
- eggs
- mason jars
-piss
DarkSoul That’s what the mason jars are for.
-tom jones
-Saxton Hale Jarate pills
-pain reduction tonics
Plot twist: his sniper rifle had ammo but it refused to kill a friendly
Such a noble sniper rifle
@Andrija Garovic yes
@Andrija Garovic no
@@steveishere8808 give him The Peace Noble Award !
@Andrija Garovic no
Legend says he’s still burning even to this day.