The Ultimate Simp Tries to Get My Video Removed

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  • @cbicck
    @cbicck 4 роки тому +5086

    Let me catch my son saying “ she’s married happily” when it’s not your wife
    Edit: LMAO this clown is trying to take Birdman to court over the video bro i'm done

    • @holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup
      @holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup 4 роки тому +54

      Cates you forgot to say “my son”

    • @imperfekt_zen
      @imperfekt_zen 4 роки тому +31

      theres no "son" there

    • @cbicck
      @cbicck 4 роки тому +9

      astatine appreciate it youngin

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 роки тому +184

      Dude really said "lemme stop you right there she's taken, happily" when it's not even his wife 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dellbelphine304
      @dellbelphine304 4 роки тому +52

      Let me catch my son not asking the girl her age

  • @shamanlore8933
    @shamanlore8933 4 роки тому +3031

    Right after they got done “defending her honor” her husband blew them cheeks out

  • @AZMP5
    @AZMP5 4 роки тому +1504

    “Ima stop you right there she’s taken, happily”

    • @mauricegreen5321
      @mauricegreen5321 4 роки тому +153

      When he said that I just about lost all faith in humanity.

    • @passione2937
      @passione2937 4 роки тому +180

      That right there is a trained guard-simp.

    • @Nnubbs
      @Nnubbs 4 роки тому +25

      I would have said the same shit he did. You don’t have the balls to take her. Don’t say she’s taken.

    • @matthewwinter93
      @matthewwinter93 4 роки тому +5

      That Pigeon 😂😂😂😂

    • @Snicklemypickle
      @Snicklemypickle 4 роки тому +3

      Whispering in his ear : SSSSIIIIIIMMMPPPP

  • @frieza2235
    @frieza2235 4 роки тому +724

    "stop right there she's taken"
    "Taken by who?"
    "..."😂😂

  • @Tony-fq5bn
    @Tony-fq5bn 4 роки тому +3852

    What they actually mean when they say, "she's happily married" is, "hey man, I've been waiting in line pretty patiently for this girl to like me more than her current boyfriend, and you're kinda jumping the line"

    • @JpDaKing
      @JpDaKing 4 роки тому +122

      You legend

    • @I-own-your-feelings
      @I-own-your-feelings 4 роки тому +20

      😭🤣

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому +5

      Tony Roca ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @Jairo9570
      @Jairo9570 4 роки тому +65

      So accurate, so true 😂😂😂

    • @God-cm5xs
      @God-cm5xs 4 роки тому +4

      Tony Roca perfect logic lmao you right

  • @dokun6285
    @dokun6285 4 роки тому +3985

    She got her simps trained, she didn't even have to say anything and they came to defend her loll

  • @AZMP5
    @AZMP5 4 роки тому +848

    She didn’t even have to say anything they just came to defend her right away

  • @seyguh4177
    @seyguh4177 4 роки тому +693

    Homies didn’t even let the woman speak, shows how much they actually care about women’s rights. What a pair of jokes

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 4 роки тому +6

      Women's rights? That's irrelevant, stop bringing random stuff up that's the problem with the conversation these days. Besides women's rights are human rights.

    • @seyguh4177
      @seyguh4177 4 роки тому +79

      Skye Walker *simp*

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 4 роки тому +52

      Skye Walker Shithead you literally just proved my man’s point 😂

    • @stsk7
      @stsk7 4 роки тому +1

      @@thatperformer3879 literally the opposite

    • @RainEDJ
      @RainEDJ 4 роки тому +38

      Skye Walker BRO YOU SIMPIN DUMBASS LMAO ROFL

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 4 роки тому +2337

    Let’s be real, we all enjoy it when Bird gotta defend himself...

    • @slitheringsnake229
      @slitheringsnake229 4 роки тому +15

      Poli i love it so much

    • @edibola-5592
      @edibola-5592 4 роки тому +37

      He’s been providing this content for years it’s incredible how his channel is still up

    • @SirusRotv
      @SirusRotv 4 роки тому +53

      It isnt much of a defense when its an absolute massacre now is it?

    • @soshiusss
      @soshiusss 4 роки тому +18

      Ma boi knows how to rip and tear

    • @SirusRotv
      @SirusRotv 4 роки тому +17

      @@soshiusss the best defense is a good offense as they say.

  • @samuelburnes2650
    @samuelburnes2650 4 роки тому +1917

    "They playing with her wall on fortnite, the husband playing with her walls in real life" -pure comedy right there lmao

    • @wolfnboots2006
      @wolfnboots2006 4 роки тому +38

      I read this comment right when he said that

    • @grantmorrison7397
      @grantmorrison7397 4 роки тому +12

      Wolfnboots 200 same. it’s kind of creepy when that happens lol

    • @raphaeloflynn5055
      @raphaeloflynn5055 4 роки тому +5

      Missed an opportunity to say he editing her walls IRL

    • @shadyovoxogoon6923
      @shadyovoxogoon6923 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao those are bars

    • @thehostage1
      @thehostage1 4 роки тому +1

      My wife spit out here juice when she heard that lmao

  • @simpleclonetrooper2740
    @simpleclonetrooper2740 4 роки тому +372

    ''I'm a potato" a sad attempt to be funny in front of a girl smh

    • @bemb4064
      @bemb4064 4 роки тому +46

      *OuTStaNdiNg mOvE!*

    • @ethanelmore1640
      @ethanelmore1640 4 роки тому +1

      @@bemb4064 lol

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 роки тому +7

      Only badboyhalo is a potato

    • @chriswendi3825
      @chriswendi3825 4 роки тому +50

      That’s the type of thing I’d say to impress a girl with my random “humor” in middle school

    • @simpleclonetrooper2740
      @simpleclonetrooper2740 4 роки тому +4

      @@chriswendi3825 same dude

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +617

    > Being a Simp for a married woman
    They say humanity is the most intelligent species on the planet? I highly doubt that

    • @bobross7469
      @bobross7469 4 роки тому +6

      you see they're so intelligent they are staying single for this woman that way no one has to deal with their BS

    • @LeMasterTrollious
      @LeMasterTrollious 4 роки тому +5

      @@bobross7469 and also don't pass on their genes to the next generation

    • @bobross7469
      @bobross7469 4 роки тому +3

      @@LeMasterTrollious not only that when they do that they're doing us a favor

    • @qualjusmagalgus7744
      @qualjusmagalgus7744 4 роки тому +7

      BRUH UR EVERYWHERE

    • @bobross7469
      @bobross7469 4 роки тому

      @@qualjusmagalgus7744 lmao

  • @jadegpeligro1806
    @jadegpeligro1806 4 роки тому +1313

    Simps: **exist*
    Eugene: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

    • @sergiocruesten7994
      @sergiocruesten7994 4 роки тому +86

      Eugenes will fuck up the simps in seconds, the simps don’t stand a chance.

    • @jackhallman7172
      @jackhallman7172 4 роки тому +9

      Jab Eugenes are simps

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому +1

      Jab ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @kennyomegapushcesaropushhe4184
      @kennyomegapushcesaropushhe4184 4 роки тому +50

      Not every SIMP is an EUGENE, but every EUGENE is a SIMP.
      So basically the Eugene is an evolved version of the simp.

    • @Nick-ec1hs
      @Nick-ec1hs 4 роки тому +6

      Kenny Omega#PushCesaro#PushHero but didn’t Eugene come first?

  • @bluntlee555
    @bluntlee555 4 роки тому +589

    It’s crazy how she didn’t even say she was taken. She was about to answer him before the simps stepped in LMAOO

    • @zotanzero
      @zotanzero 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah, I guess they think women aren't strong enough to stand up for themselves

    • @pauldenton227
      @pauldenton227 4 роки тому +6

      now that's the main point for me, guys don't even let the girl talk for herself, if she wanted to bash birdman she would

  • @pavelh756
    @pavelh756 4 роки тому +216

    > Complains about being called a simp
    > Tweets at WomensRights like a crybaby, proving he's a simp

  • @Daddy-dc6dq
    @Daddy-dc6dq 4 роки тому +259

    “She’s happily married” - simp_god420

  • @JuanNunez-pt6xd
    @JuanNunez-pt6xd 4 роки тому +5597

    Last time I was this early, Simps were called Eugenes.

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid 4 роки тому +827

      Eugene don’t simp they demand women to love them or they’ll start a kill streak

    • @austinnunez2031
      @austinnunez2031 4 роки тому +368

      If a simp starts counting down from 10 he’s waiting for an apology to the girl he’s defending, it a Eugene starts counting down you better book it

    • @MtthwPerry3
      @MtthwPerry3 4 роки тому +7

      @@SaltoDaKid 😂

    • @donsaboter2543
      @donsaboter2543 4 роки тому +2

      The men @ is baconkingttv

    • @palidin_oc768
      @palidin_oc768 4 роки тому +9

      I wonder, who would win an army of simps or one Eugene.

  • @joshcaulton9083
    @joshcaulton9083 4 роки тому +1694

    Lemme catch my son tagging the Women’s Rights twitter account.

    • @slavenrasic2204
      @slavenrasic2204 4 роки тому +194

      Your son will have an easy way out of the womb

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому +4

      Lana Rhoades ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @fallenicarus2685
      @fallenicarus2685 4 роки тому +21

      Unless hes shitposting

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai 4 роки тому +12

      @@slavenrasic2204 Out of the womb into the tomb

    • @GG2kSports
      @GG2kSports 4 роки тому +21

      Hi I’ve seen you before just can’t remember where

  • @shannduin
    @shannduin 4 роки тому +137

    The most ironic thing is that these men did not let the woman say a damn word, they spoke for her each time. Like bro, you're talking about womens rights and being a feminist and you're STILL speaking for a woman without letting her stand up for herself. That isn't feminism lmao

    • @yeetyeetyeet1967
      @yeetyeetyeet1967 4 роки тому +2

      Thats exactly what i would have said in the fortnite lobby. Its like a big uno reverse card

    • @chriswendi3825
      @chriswendi3825 4 роки тому +13

      According to feminists, interrupting women and trying to talk over her is “mansplaining”. They’re literally being the problem but somehow think they’re fighting for women’s rights

    • @thatonekidthatnobodytruste5406
      @thatonekidthatnobodytruste5406 3 роки тому +2

      ThAtS mAnTeRrUpTiNg

  • @henrydumont5470
    @henrydumont5470 4 роки тому +224

    Bird man:”are you above or below 18” Simps: “imma stop you right there”

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому +3

      It’s none of his damn business.

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому +4

      Sevian Medina Why would anyone be worried about catching a case playing fortnite? Maybe cuz he’s a creep. How old someone is, in no way matters in fortnite, unless you are planning on being a pervert...

    • @theprodigy6713
      @theprodigy6713 4 роки тому +15

      J P or not trying to play with little shit kids

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому +2

      The Prodigy That’s obviously not what it was about... smh.

    • @theprodigy6713
      @theprodigy6713 4 роки тому +4

      J P maybe or maybe not you never know

  • @some88
    @some88 4 роки тому +386

    Let me catch my son defending E-girls

  • @chinaexpat1827
    @chinaexpat1827 4 роки тому +502

    HE'S JEALOUS BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR 5 YEARS TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT YOU DID IN 5 NANOSECONDS. THAT REACTION SCREAMS HAY HAY WE'RE FIRST IN LINE.

    • @danielx22
      @danielx22 4 роки тому +9

      hahahaha so true

    • @BobYourHeadMusic
      @BobYourHeadMusic 4 роки тому +26

      Lmao it does tho, they were like "how dare u try to cut infront of me... Im not even gonna give u the chance"

  • @andi1754
    @andi1754 4 роки тому +169

    I hope his wife’s boyfriend will let him play Animal Crossing on the switch

  • @toodamnsaucymanigga6214
    @toodamnsaucymanigga6214 4 роки тому +21

    I once had a dude tell me stop right there, she has a boyfriend. Like jus because you cant get it from her doesnt mean u gotta halt my backstroke. That simp mentality is dangerous

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +729

    When you do Social Distancing in real life
    but they just won't leave you alone in the Internet

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Duchi ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @kitsune660
      @kitsune660 4 роки тому +2

      Young Uzi fuck off kid

  • @cesario1
    @cesario1 4 роки тому +446

    He said “thanks for the free promotion” like people are going to actually follow him

    • @peytonford5989
      @peytonford5989 4 роки тому +8

      Nword rodrick youd be surprised by some people

    • @steviesbadtv
      @steviesbadtv 4 роки тому +14

      Nword rodrick no one is going to follow him. Because no one even knows who he is. Except that he is some random simp...🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @wafflingmyboy1053
      @wafflingmyboy1053 4 роки тому +1

      Stephen Mcallister yeah but he is gonna get attention from all this drama

    • @CannibalKake
      @CannibalKake 4 роки тому +1

      Guuleed Saleeman there is a such thing as “bad publicity”

    • @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj
      @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj 4 роки тому +1

      Idk man simps tend to cluster together

  • @ericskizz575
    @ericskizz575 4 роки тому +171

    Here’s how birdman videos go usually. 1. Intro: He shows a clip or an example on the situation. 2. Rising Action: He goes in depth on the situation 3. Climax “This just ain’t adding up, okay” 4. Falling action: He denounces the situation for how stupid it is 5. Resolution: It is what it is

    • @lunargod9142
      @lunargod9142 4 роки тому +23

      Andrew Green your 7th grade language arts teacher must be proud.

    • @ericskizz575
      @ericskizz575 4 роки тому +6

      Okay

    • @americancommunist7633
      @americancommunist7633 4 роки тому +5

      Andrew Green the steps every good story teller should follow😂

    • @diamondx224_6
      @diamondx224_6 4 роки тому +3

      Aye it beats being boring

    • @MT-ip9rs
      @MT-ip9rs 4 роки тому +2

      How all good books go

  • @daddyp1877
    @daddyp1877 3 роки тому +15

    Birdman's logic is impeccable.
    "She's taken happily by her husband"
    "Is that you"?
    "Is he in here"?
    "No"?
    "Then who cares"? 🤣

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 3 роки тому +4

      The way he was so quick with the responses like if this was a standard Birdman protocol though

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 4 роки тому +765

    The Simp: *Thanks birdman for free advertising his social media accounts*
    Also the same Simp: *Tries to take down Birdman’s video about said Free Advertisment*

    • @GUNKSHOTT
      @GUNKSHOTT 4 роки тому +9

      Isn't that the whole point of the video?

    • @AMG_gang
      @AMG_gang 4 роки тому +1

      what was the purpose of this comment?

    • @GUNKSHOTT
      @GUNKSHOTT 4 роки тому +3

      @@AMG_gang Still trying to find an answer

    • @cagelestigertigerarmy2498
      @cagelestigertigerarmy2498 4 роки тому +4

      Gunksh⊕t
      Some people like to summarize let them do their thing

    • @AMG_gang
      @AMG_gang 4 роки тому +1

      @@cagelestigertigerarmy2498 lmao

  • @sxsa9309
    @sxsa9309 4 роки тому +368

    the simps are drawn to birdmans chad energy and they hate it

    • @floatyseagull9472
      @floatyseagull9472 4 роки тому +19

      birdman is a neck beard in a chad body. A very rare species

    • @christianwaters3437
      @christianwaters3437 4 роки тому +23

      Bird man is a Eugene that seeks to destroy all other Eugenes

    • @apertioopening3425
      @apertioopening3425 4 роки тому +5

      Birdman is a hybrid species of the haliaeetus leucocephalus and of the homo sapien

    • @jamprod
      @jamprod 4 роки тому +1

      Christian Waters their can only be one

  • @cobblerstone
    @cobblerstone 4 роки тому +100

    Birdo: "Is she above or under the age of 18?"
    Simps: WAMEN'S RIGHTS VIOLATION!

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Coby Zhou ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @potatoman7690
      @potatoman7690 4 роки тому +2

      @@younguzi5754 stop leaving links

    • @awesomecat
      @awesomecat 3 роки тому

      @@younguzi5754 ua-cam.com/video/CUxm5tQTt3M/v-deo.html

    • @cupoflean8697
      @cupoflean8697 3 роки тому

      @@awesomecat tf, leafyishere has returned?

  • @kelticnord9875
    @kelticnord9875 4 роки тому +38

    This dude aint a clown. He's a whole circus

  • @floodthattoilet5258
    @floodthattoilet5258 4 роки тому +445

    Let me catch my son being a weirdo magnet

    • @raphaelb5237
      @raphaelb5237 4 роки тому +9

      No hate but birdman is also weird his interactions with bitches are hella corny

    • @_mrpp
      @_mrpp 4 роки тому +6

      Raphael still funny tho

    • @kizmutpribula5591
      @kizmutpribula5591 4 роки тому +8

      @@raphaelb5237 that's the point of being a troll

    • @raphaelb5237
      @raphaelb5237 4 роки тому

      @@kizmutpribula5591 nah he aint trolling he just a bit weird thats why he a 20 yo virgin talking bout ugenes

  • @Ledzz
    @Ledzz 4 роки тому +1308

    Birdman: The Ultimate Simp Tries to Get My Video Removed
    Everyone: We've gotten our self a code name Simp

  • @grafmecx2641
    @grafmecx2641 4 роки тому +42

    Oh my god, this guy is like "she's happily taken" with the most simp voice ive ever heard...
    LOL totally not a simp

  • @ZynDaddy
    @ZynDaddy 3 роки тому +16

    “Taken by who?”
    “Her husband “
    “Is that you? “
    “... no” *:(*

  • @Prodixy
    @Prodixy 4 роки тому +469

    Simp: *Defends females regardless of if they are wrong*
    Ultimate Simp: **Defends females regardless of if they are wrong and his fellow Simp peers**

    • @Suicide_Haze
      @Suicide_Haze 4 роки тому

      Nice bot subs dude

    • @TTInfiniteGaming
      @TTInfiniteGaming 4 роки тому

      They didn't even give her a chance to be wrong, that's how far gone they are.

    • @thisgamedoodoo9016
      @thisgamedoodoo9016 4 роки тому

      His name is baconkingttv

    • @Prodixy
      @Prodixy 4 роки тому

      @@Suicide_Haze i dont :)

  • @chaouz
    @chaouz 4 роки тому +1274

    birdman’s start of conversation goes like this:
    “are you a girl or a boy?”
    “are you below or over the age of 18?”

    • @FlyXcur
      @FlyXcur 4 роки тому +232

      I'ma be honest if someone on the mic and it sounds like they could be a little kid or a woman I ask. I'm not trying to play these games with kids they gonna make me catch a L

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      chaouz ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj 4 роки тому +25

      Fly Xcur ay nah sum kids be good af gotta get lucky lmao

    • @Super_Zas
      @Super_Zas 4 роки тому +72

      Right the weirdest way to even ask. Birdman even sounded really weird and uncomfortable

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому +18

      Kind of like a CREEP.

  • @temparalflux914
    @temparalflux914 4 роки тому +53

    i ask everyone their age and "gender" if i make a new "friend" or start talking to anyone online for more than a few sentances...it adds alot of context to conversations and makes sure im actually talking to someone that ISNT a 12yo boy/girl

    • @greeny544
      @greeny544 4 роки тому

      Ahh u play lol and play aatrox, man of culture i see

    • @temparalflux914
      @temparalflux914 4 роки тому

      Greeny i havnt played Aatrox for many months tbh.

    • @derkreuzritter6789
      @derkreuzritter6789 4 роки тому

      i bet you play garen now

  • @________________6325
    @________________6325 4 роки тому +32

    Simp: “I’m a potato”

  • @tristanphilo5157
    @tristanphilo5157 4 роки тому +333

    Birdman: destroys weird people
    Also birdman: "I don't know why weird people come for me"

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Tristan Philo ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

  • @Boyaardee434
    @Boyaardee434 4 роки тому +733

    I once randomly clicked in your stream and you were asking some dude how tall he was and after dodging the question he asks nicely if you want a Mini cause you had no shields in Fortnite and you called him a Mini and left the game.
    After this unnecessary cruel and unrespectful behavior I did the only thing I grown, 39 year old proud feminist can do.
    Which is drop my fucking Twitch Prime on your ass

    • @trade_iv
      @trade_iv 4 роки тому +67

      ok underrated comment

    • @user-ck9tb4fv2x
      @user-ck9tb4fv2x 4 роки тому +4

      Like you gave your twitch prime to him or you removed it?

    • @user-ck9tb4fv2x
      @user-ck9tb4fv2x 4 роки тому

      @@trade_iv not really mate.

    • @simi9355
      @simi9355 4 роки тому +2

      E she gave it

    • @user-ck9tb4fv2x
      @user-ck9tb4fv2x 4 роки тому +5

      @@simi9355 Kinda weird for you to assume a feminist is automatically a female. Id rather here from the source exactly what they mean as it is vague enough to go both ways.
      To be clear I don't use twitch so perhaps it's not vague to people who do use twitch what this means.

  • @johnroache6012
    @johnroache6012 4 роки тому +17

    “I’ve never seen something more embarrassing in my life.”
    Strong words from a man playing Fortnite...
    Love your vids

  • @Pharomid
    @Pharomid 4 роки тому +12

    At first when he said she's married happily I thought he was the husband and I was like oh he just protecting his girl but ohhh god no.

  • @UnsweetTea
    @UnsweetTea 4 роки тому +422

    Dude really said "Im a potatoe" and thought it was funny I used that joke in 6th grade SMH

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 4 роки тому +33

      I'm glad you've graduated to 7th grade.

    • @rexdelta3367
      @rexdelta3367 4 роки тому +7

      @@cornbreadloverrr lmao

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 4 роки тому +19

      It made his queen laugh, good enough for a simp

    • @floezie1899
      @floezie1899 4 роки тому +6

      Band kid cringe

    • @wyonthebeat
      @wyonthebeat 4 роки тому +1

      SyCausTik he’s intentionally exchanging his dignity for female approval

  • @Madman473
    @Madman473 4 роки тому +613

    yo Shout out birdman for not being like all the other youtubers and saying “make sure you go watch the other video to see the clip” and instead actually putting the clip in this video. You real af lmao

  • @yxnglamppost3538
    @yxnglamppost3538 4 роки тому +30

    Love how the whole time he's just subtly flexing all his subs

  • @invertedv12powerhouse77
    @invertedv12powerhouse77 4 роки тому +18

    I mean, you could've fooled me that they were just defending a friend. But with their whole reaction, and the whole "women's rights" is a oof.

    • @sciencecompliance235
      @sciencecompliance235 3 роки тому

      A friend? That they met online, probably. I think this lady needs to worry more about one of her simps killing her in a jealous rage than Birdman being a drooling poon hound.

    • @LucaDavoli_
      @LucaDavoli_ 2 роки тому

      Yeah, but just the way he immediately jumped the line with ''She's taken, happily.'' Like bro, no one asked lmfaoooo
      I play with some female friends here n there, tf I look like jumping in like some guard dog at a normal ass question. Even the girl in the clip was abt to answer the question before her Simphounds jumped into it lmaooo

  • @NBA-Youngboy-Adept
    @NBA-Youngboy-Adept 4 роки тому +208

    Was gonna simp for margaret but birdman uploaded

    • @broskiyeets1599
      @broskiyeets1599 4 роки тому +17

      Its a Regular show simp !

    • @iGotEggs
      @iGotEggs 4 роки тому +9

      top comment material

    • @sendpizzaplz6995
      @sendpizzaplz6995 4 роки тому +16

      Bro, I still dont understand why you had to deliver that shitty sweater and kill me once over some bird box that you never opened anyways.

  • @redpilllife4life198
    @redpilllife4life198 4 роки тому +136

    Not suprised at all. Told a girl in a gas station that her sugar daddy was a simp. The prolly mid 20's guy behind the counter said "you have to do that to get girls" I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HadesHatredEdge
      @HadesHatredEdge 4 роки тому +57

      I've said dudes are paying to keep women around. They try to take pride in it by saying "taking care of/providing." Nah, son. You're paying for an escort.

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 4 роки тому +20

      @@HadesHatredEdge
      Yeah at that point they're paying way more money for much less compared to just getting a hooker

    • @redpilllife4life198
      @redpilllife4life198 4 роки тому

      @Defeated But Not Destroyedhe said it as a fact to him.

  • @sreejishnair5922
    @sreejishnair5922 3 роки тому +2

    My brother break it down so good, keep up the good work!
    Those type of guys literally do anything to get any girls attention.

  • @bailysawyer804
    @bailysawyer804 4 роки тому +3

    Episode IV: A New Simp
    Episode V: The Simps Strike Back
    Episode VI: Return of the Birdman

  • @BigManTivO
    @BigManTivO 4 роки тому +161

    I know for a fact this dude didn't say "we're gonna have to stop you right there."
    If that ain't the definition of simp idk what is.

  • @simppolice7895
    @simppolice7895 4 роки тому +453

    Dont worry birdman, me and the boys finna track them down, we got it from here have a nice day

  • @revengive4913
    @revengive4913 4 роки тому +14

    U can tell they some weirdos “Im A pOtAtO :P”

  • @breshawnbashe6969
    @breshawnbashe6969 4 роки тому +9

    "Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, HUH?!"
    -This guy's megamind counterpart, Hal.

  • @ROKKANS
    @ROKKANS 4 роки тому +191

    They legit felt threatened by Birdman’s swag to come through and swoop up on their E-Girl 😂😂😂

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Rokkan Alshengiti ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 4 роки тому +19

      @@younguzi5754 nigga fuck you and your link

    • @bmgfrosty217
      @bmgfrosty217 4 роки тому +4

      Swag?! He asked he age and they lost it! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JpDaKing
      @JpDaKing 2 роки тому

      @@bmgfrosty217 facts 😂

    • @jeo3212
      @jeo3212 2 роки тому

      Nerds dont have swag

  • @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151
    @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151 4 роки тому +198

    Let me catch my son being a simp

  • @jackmclaughlin5640
    @jackmclaughlin5640 3 роки тому +4

    A round of aplause for the thumbnail

  • @chefdatboird3617
    @chefdatboird3617 4 роки тому +3

    6:58 sums this whole situation perfectly

  • @Doge-ox6ci
    @Doge-ox6ci 4 роки тому +427

    Just saying. If he reveals himself in the comments birdman should pin it that way we can stare and laugh

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Doge ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @yamama1002
      @yamama1002 4 роки тому +6

      Thats just a witch hunt. He is a huge simp but no one deserves to be witch hunted

    • @TheSmithdub
      @TheSmithdub 4 роки тому +14

      @@yamama1002 no hunt and burn the mans internet identity

    • @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc
      @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc 4 роки тому +7

      @@yamama1002 is it a witch hunt if he comes to this comment section?

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 4 роки тому

      kIDNEYKid 1999 what he said!

  • @alexanderball2048
    @alexanderball2048 4 роки тому +250

    The last time I was this early, my dad was still in my mom

  • @YourAverageITGuy
    @YourAverageITGuy 3 роки тому +2

    This thumbnail is so accurate

  • @itachiundrwrld777
    @itachiundrwrld777 4 роки тому

    This is gold,I like how you kept it G 💯

  • @everardosalvador-martinez49
    @everardosalvador-martinez49 4 роки тому +51

    Dude really tagged the Womens rights Twitter and not 1 but 3 of them I'm done LMAO

  • @legacytrails5902
    @legacytrails5902 4 роки тому +67

    That was only 0.01% of their power. Wait until they start screaming and floating at 0.02%

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 4 роки тому +10

      Shaggy only feared one species in all the known multiverse and it was these creatures...

    • @spork8721
      @spork8721 4 роки тому +11

      my nigga gonna turn into a power ranger at 0.05%

  • @CuckFinn
    @CuckFinn 2 роки тому +2

    Please point out in the CONSTITUION where I VIOLATED your rights 😂😂😂😂 I love this man so so much

  • @awesome1232324
    @awesome1232324 4 роки тому +1

    1:44 that was the most hurt "No" I've ever heard. The reason this type of Simp gets defensive when a guy with actual game comes around is because this simp has been waiting for years to be noticed by the woman. And becomes threatened when someone just jumps the line

  • @TheGreenTeabagger
    @TheGreenTeabagger 4 роки тому +116

    imagine thinking women cant defend themselves and you need to do all the talking for them

    • @slavenrasic2204
      @slavenrasic2204 4 роки тому +12

      Imagine caring

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 роки тому +1

      Welcome to the 21st Century feminist-dominated society

    • @moneymurray7713
      @moneymurray7713 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine living in a world where your in trouble for asking someone’s age. Oh wait

    • @justsaiyan3642
      @justsaiyan3642 4 роки тому

      Imagine thinking that will get you laid

    • @Jrookus
      @Jrookus 4 роки тому +1

      sonofplunder kinda sexist ngl

  • @lugit36
    @lugit36 4 роки тому +59

    These dudes probably have their pronouns in their bios

    • @theprodigy6713
      @theprodigy6713 4 роки тому

      Lugit36 these dudes would think holding a door for a woman is sexist

  • @kreempa.i.8349
    @kreempa.i.8349 4 роки тому +1

    I was watching a steam and some dude in the chat said something bad to a moderator as a joke. When the mod revealed she was a girl, the dude got upset he "insulted a girl" because he "respects all women". The simp levels are off the charts...

  • @icedtrs8455
    @icedtrs8455 3 роки тому +5

    Plot twist: The husband is Birdman

  • @mal7408
    @mal7408 4 роки тому +78

    Let me catch my son trying to get one of Birdman’s videos taken down.

  • @jantheking7028
    @jantheking7028 4 роки тому +53

    This was literally an ad for his second channel...

  • @awardedaqua580
    @awardedaqua580 4 роки тому +5

    “I’m a weirdo magnet.” -Birdman 2020

  • @santiagomejia7058
    @santiagomejia7058 4 роки тому +2

    After defeating all simps this two guys are the final bosses

  • @alienpopcorn3417
    @alienpopcorn3417 4 роки тому +54

    Birdman: Be anyone but this guy.
    Eugenes: Time to take the ak into online class

  • @dejanf8168
    @dejanf8168 4 роки тому +40

    The same 40 year old dude walking into a game yelling "Potato... I'm a potato" 🤣🤣

    • @gundam0039
      @gundam0039 4 роки тому +3

      Yup, he did give the warning by giving away his title.

    • @mirady9675
      @mirady9675 4 роки тому +7

      A couch potato.

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому +2

      Dejan F ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbcv/v-deo.html

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 роки тому

      @@younguzi5754 bro, you just made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EudoxiaMysteries
    @EudoxiaMysteries 4 роки тому

    That clip was hilarious af, immediatly subbing to your second channel ma man

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Eudoxia Mysteries ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

  • @pni_king1
    @pni_king1 4 роки тому

    Quality content lmfao. That simp is the damn Tekashi of Simps

  • @diegobarrios7955
    @diegobarrios7955 4 роки тому +69

    "Alright what's going on guys" - Birdman

    • @OliverLythe
      @OliverLythe 4 роки тому

      Diego Barrios words of inspiration

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Diego Barrios ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

  • @cianmccullagh9072
    @cianmccullagh9072 4 роки тому +15

    Guy: Lemme just simp real quick
    Birdman: imma end this mans whole career

  • @Tokyo-ki3do
    @Tokyo-ki3do 3 роки тому +2

    5:20 that fkn clutch tho

  • @TheRPGentleman
    @TheRPGentleman 4 роки тому +1

    I think their mistake was how quickly they rushed to her defense, not that they defended her. Give the woman a chance to defend herself first.

  • @thiccboifish8987
    @thiccboifish8987 4 роки тому +45

    "If you read the UA-cam guide-"
    LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
    I love this video! 😂

  • @holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup
    @holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup 4 роки тому +36

    Was binge watching your old ass vids, keep it up commandant

  • @trombonetimmy1064
    @trombonetimmy1064 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m a potato” I recoiled and imploded

  • @koreemjohnson3140
    @koreemjohnson3140 4 роки тому +1

    Birdman has to be one of the realest on UA-cam no cap

  • @goretexgoon6201
    @goretexgoon6201 4 роки тому +22

    I remember years ago those weirdos who used to go around picking up girls made a whole bunch of videos on bird man. Strange times

  • @ramiroalfonso8208
    @ramiroalfonso8208 4 роки тому +47

    Let me catch my son trying to remove Birdman’s videos.

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 роки тому +1

      Beat his ass with a wooden slipper

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Ramiro Alfonso ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

  • @ivancardenas4377
    @ivancardenas4377 4 роки тому

    This is one of Birdman's most satisfying videos, I had to watch it twice

  • @alphabeast1772
    @alphabeast1772 4 роки тому +1

    This man has a talent to handle arguments

  • @lucianoklinker8251
    @lucianoklinker8251 4 роки тому +43

    last time i was this early eugene was eating a candle

    • @cantu7214
      @cantu7214 4 роки тому +1

      W. Last time I was this early, Eugene almost shot up the school over a stapler

  • @Mattbriggs85
    @Mattbriggs85 4 роки тому +16

    They thought you were going to steal their E-girl friend, with your smooth moves.

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 4 роки тому

      Crypto money team ua-cam.com/video/Zm44b6UTMbc/v-deo.html

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao...as if birdman has smooth moves. Guys about as smooth as sandpaper.

    • @adler7384
      @adler7384 4 роки тому +1

      @@JP-st9hn I see you on a lot of his videos tryna bash him😭 bro he don't see our comments go on w your life

    • @JP-st9hn
      @JP-st9hn 4 роки тому

      MeatSlab XV Hahaha! TF are you talking about? You hallucinating bro? Or are just a fraud? Probably both. I have never bashed this kid before... but when something is %100 true I ain’t afraid to say it! If you can’t understand what was so creepy about Birdman, then you MUST be a creep too...

    • @ahmetcan0325
      @ahmetcan0325 4 роки тому

      J P the way this dude comments must be a simp

  • @Epeat3
    @Epeat3 4 роки тому

    My boyyy birdman the legend tbh

  • @aaronbegoofen80
    @aaronbegoofen80 4 роки тому +1

    My nigah birdman is the G.O.A.T at flexing on the haters and scrubs and spitting facts! Keep it up homeboy👍🤣🤣

  • @JuanSanchez-qp1xp
    @JuanSanchez-qp1xp 4 роки тому +79

    But like S I M Ps gonna S I M P
    “He was simping for”
    Just the lingo by itself makes me laugh.

  • @AfroZilla5
    @AfroZilla5 4 роки тому +14

    dude really tagged the women's rights official twitter page. LMAOOOOO I'M CRYINGGGG

  • @benbumpus2930
    @benbumpus2930 4 роки тому

    You know I honestly think it would be fun to be roasted by birdman mainly because he spouts the facts about it and it makes it fucking hilarious. He does it in such a way that just is honestly pure gold

  • @jeremytole3493
    @jeremytole3493 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit! Birdman is a fucken savage. You're doing God's work bro, keep fighting the good fight.