Al Joins A Car Pool | Married With Children
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- Thanks to some eco-pressure from Marcy, the mall is forcing all their employees to car share, including Al's shoe store!
From Married With Children, Season 8 Episode 22, 'Ride Scare'. Al opposes a forced carpooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group, only to discover the models are full-figured
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The less-than-lovable Bundys are a radical departure from the saccharine-sweet TV families popular since the days of Father Knows Best. With offbeat humor and unflinching honesty, Married... paints a more realistic picture of middle-class existence, warts and all. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) is a shoe salesman who is fond of frequently reliving his doubtful 15 seconds of fame on the football field. Al is terrified of the all-too-frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy (Katey Sagal), who spends most of Al's wages at the salon and the mall. They have two teenage kids: stunning but superficial party animal Kelly (Christina Applegate) and egocentric Bud (David Faustino). Married for 16 semi-blissful years, Peggy and Al have found that the secret to a happy marriage is to accept one another's idiosyncrasies.
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Al Joins A Car Pool | Married With Children
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“It’s a marriage of convenience. Unfortunately, not mine. I’m deporting her.”
😂
"Sounds like you're full of self hate Mr. Bundy" "Well at least I'm full" LMAO
"Maybe they'll get me out of here before I'll turn into a diamond"😂😂😂
So he was addressing that carbon under high pressure turns into diamond ??
@@COMPTROL yep 😂😂🤣🤣
That line was cold! 😂😆
@@mochamist21 More like savage.
"Hot women make us buy beer
Ugly women make us drink beer"
- Al Bundy
He was wise in his generation. Hero to many straight American males of the 90's.
So true
Never heard that one. True enough, though.
Al Bundy is an often unappreciated source of wisdom...
GREATEST. LINE. EVER. 😂🤣😂🤣
Every line that is coming out his mouth is pure gold.
“Victoria cannot keep secret this big”
I can’t stop laughing
This was one of the funniest episode
"Victoria couldn't keep a secret THIS big..." :D
On the positive side maybe he can get me out of here before I turn into a DIAMOND! 😫
“Can I get you a drink or a a condominium?” 😆 lol
It's funny because it's true. That's how a woman like that can get housing in a pinch.
Who was she? 😮
i have been watching married with children for over 30+ years and i still love it and make me laugh like day one
Same here. Well not 30 years, but I watch it almost daily.
Same here. Over 30yrs watching
incredible isn't it ? Im in tears right now !
Been watching since 1988!! 🤟🏻👌👍
Politically incorrect humor ahead of its time. Lol that Consuela line wouldn't be allowed today. 2:53 Victoria's big secret is anorexic by today's huge standards lol they don't look bad but we could sit back and laugh.
"I was wearing this very little skirt and not much underneath, well..."
"PULL OVER!! 🤢"
😂😂😂
Pull over! I gotta heave!! 🤮
Every line Al said in the car was supreme.
Glad he didnt say supreme in the car, Theyd start looking for toppings
Lmk bro I was looking for something to quote and I’m like “damn. They’re all bangers”
Al Bundy is the best. I love his facial expressions, lol
The confidence of the three models clashing with Al's sarcasm is just great! They eat and they just don't care, Al talks and he just doesn't care and all four of them are okay. So great...
Yeah they're all fine...i mean, Al will probably live past 50 without dying from some weird disease because of morbid obesity like a heart attack or something like that, but for that moment (apart from car tyres) at least, everyone was fine i guess.
@AL Relax, its not real its comedy
@AL you obviously don't know much about women. Most would be too insecure to do this for a major network TV show....back then and especially today.
Most of the heavy women they got on MWC were comedians who helped write many of the fat jokes.
Monique: "You know what they say, your never big to be 53xy"
Al: "you know who says that? Lizzo"
Today they would barely even be considered "fat". These days fat was taken to a whole other level.
This predicted the future of Victoria Secret
"Well, at least I'm full" Lmao Love the comeback, spot on Mr. Boondy
Mr Boondy?? From the expired license episode!!!!
Alexis, Monique, Paulina... oh my.
2:35 ...oh my.
Alexis,Monique, Paulina…oh my
My oh... Paulina, Monique, Alexis
“Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling of High Karate?”
“No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars.”
Today, Victoria's Secret does pander to the "larger" female clientele. Bundy was predicting the future.
And playboy now has men on the cover.
@@TayR0C What has the world come too
@@sakabula1285 Alex Jones did a story that proved food companies were leaking chemicals that made all the frogs in the runoff creek gay. This was right before the LGBT explosion. Get a madman to preach truth and people will automatically accept it as a lie.
@@TayR0C If you're serious then I'm glad I stopped reading it by the mid-90's
@@johnnymcblaze I don't know about people eating chemicals, but you certainly hadn't taken your meds before writing your comment.
Masterpiece...maybe its just me but whenever i watch this show ...it reminds me of liberty and freedom...
Nope. Back in the day when we didn’t have to be so politically correct. Didn’t have to worry about the weenies whining about what you said. Totally got you.
@@boostedmaniac Yeah, that's before woke and cancel culture ruined everything. 😒
@@boostedmaniac So why you say nope then?
@@misterdog7 I think I was responding to someone else and there comment is gone now.
@@boostedmaniac Ah ok all redeemed haha!
"Uh oh, the police. What did we do?"
Al: "I dunno, maybe we missed a truck scale."
Lmfao.
Someday computers will be advanced enough to transcript simple spoken phrases into text. Until then we need people like you. urgently.
You are almost as wonderful as those people who have to repeat the punchline of every joke they hear.
LMFAO ROFL LOL u Gen1uz!
@@ricklocket2812 Calm down Rick. It was just the best joke of the clip.
One of the best lines of the series.
Yeah, I agree. That line was freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣 Everyone has their favorite line that made them crack up from every episode. Nothing wrong with repeating it if it's a damn good one.👍
Al was making fun of the ladies saying maybe we missed a truck scale
OMG this show is so hilarious, it will never get beaten
"We are Victoria's big secret" 😂😅🤣
"Oh, Victoria couldn't keep a secret THIS big."
People always give compliments to Al and the rest of the characters but the writers are the unknown people made this show very successful.
Most of MwC's writers were women, that makes it even better.
Honestly, i was just thinking about the writers b4 clicking in. I was thinking how we must have the same sense of humor😂😂😂😂😂 exactly.
Especially one time Al was threatened to sue him an contact her lawyer by a women in the shoe store. Al asked her, "Would that be the offices of Haagen and Daz?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Cheers 🥂
you 've made a lot of writers cry. nobody ever credits them.
Well said.
One of the greatest scene in bundy history OH MY
Oh Sandra Taylor. The way she says "Bye" just melted me.
By the way, the blonde in the back seat next to Al is kinda cute IMHO!
She looks like Audrey Landers if she put on 80 pounds.
All three of those plus-sized women were beautiful.
I went to school with her. Port Chester, NY. class of '84. Sandy Korn. She posed in Playboy and Penthouse, had a few appearances on Howard Stern's late night tv show. Donald Trump even tried to romance her. (I bet she's sorry she didn't pursue that lol). She played the bartender on the train in Steven Seagal's "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory". She was also in Batman & Robin, Princess Diaries and I believe Runaway Bride. Other classmates included David Tutera, who had several "party/wedding planning" shows on cable, and Jonathan Del Arco (real first name Fernando) who played "Hugh" the Borg on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Well, she's hot soooo
@@JoeR203 and Exit to Eden. Director Garry Marshall liked casting her in his pictures
The ironic thing is those ladies would not even be considered that big today…
You beat me to it.
Especially in America.
frightening ain't it
I know, right? Fully mobile, no Wal-Mart scooter, "thin" was bony in the 80s!
That's what happens when society collectively gives up it's powerful appetite suppressant (tobacco)
This episode was so funny, I laughed until my throat got sore.
Time to get the box set out again, never fails to hit the giggle spot no matter how many times I've watched, well at least until Seven came aboard, jumped the shark then.
Ironically this is the episode that they show a picture of Seven on the "Missing" section of a milk carton to make fun of the fact the show just cut him off with no explanation lol
STEVESOMODI: *100% CORRECT*
For those that don't remember, they were being pulled over because they were the only people in the entire city who were actually carpooling. They were doing it to congratulate them.
then why would that get them pulled over?
@@saagisharon8595 They're screwing the oil companies over
I thought it was because they missed the truck scale.
@@saagisharon8595 The police stop them to congratulate the effort and the group ended up becoming the poster child of a campaign pro-carpooling, if I remember correctly...
I like it that nobody wanted to carpool. When these programs are complete failures and crash and burn, I love it.
Always a gem. Long live Al Bundyism!!!
whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bundyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
"Who would you rather spend the night with, A your wife or B ..."
"B!!"
Best line ever.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd best.
A fat lady comes into the shoe store says, "I need shoes"
Al says "the blacksmith is 3 blocks down on the left"
Not an exact quote but close enough. Lol
@@nicholasmuro1742 Actually, it has to be the Ol' McBundy song. That's the episode where he's trying to plant a vegetable garden.
The days when people insulting each other was considered comedy and nobody complained or if they did who cared.
This has to be the funniest show ever created!!
One thing I loved about this show growing up, were the exceedingly abundance of fine women! It was a good time to be 13. 😎
Life was a lot simpler when you're 13.
Equal amount of fat women though.
Married with Children and 2 and a half Men. Both had tons of great women.
@@wills1483Most definitely. There’s a lot of beautiful women I have discovered through those two shows.
One who deserves a shoutout in particular is Jennifer Aspen who was one of Bud’s girlfriends, and later one of Alan Harper’s dates.
Very beautiful woman then and now.
Later on in this episode Al does an ad for car pools to save the environment.
Al: "When you have a LOT riding on your tires (looks around at his 'shapely passengers')........"
lololol
So much joy, laugh, good mood, thank you. Live forever Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly
'He is just kidding about the shower'.... Al's face after that. :D
That face was improvised by O'Neill.
It never gets old!
The best TV show ever, bar none.
This show IS the bar. :)
One of my favorite episodes. Best humor.
That's my housekeeper consuala!!! Lol love AL.
Turn into a diamond lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅
Every line of the sitcom is funny 😄 . Writer was hilarious abd casts were amazing.
Guy has a house in the suburbs, cute wife, goes to work at 10, he’s killing it!
That’s the irony.
And a reliable DODGE!
Cute? Peg is a bombshell.
“Maybe, I’m mismanaging my $3.10 an hour”
As a Mexican, I'm crying 😆 Consuela!
Oh, Consuela! Upstairso!
“Before I turn into a diamond 😱😂😂😂😂 so funny! Under tremendous squeezing pressure!
Alexis, Monique and Pauline oh my...😭😭😭
Holy hell this episode was gold... Imagine airing this today? Articles, interviews and apology videos over insulting fat people 😂
Right? Married With Children wouldn't be able to air today, sadly.
Do you realize that it was a Christian conservative who tried to get Married With Children cancelled when it originally aired?
See... the blonde in the car. Is about 70 pounds from smoking hot. Shame
@@felipepineda1585 agreed. Out of the 3, she has the prettiest face.
@@jessewright2319That was then. Today it's the secular left that are the Karens.
The "diamond" crack was too delicious - crying with laughter, here :D
Al always makes my day.
Al: Oh, Consuela, we live...model adjacent?!!!
Peggy: Blot your chin. And your pants...
4:15 His face. 🤣
I like that no one can sit in the front because it's full of food.
“When you have a lot riding on your tires.” 🤣🤣🤣
“Wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh my"😂😂😂
We need to bring al Bundy back
That's probably not possible anymore.
There are plans for an animated Married With Children sequel on Peacock with the original cast participating.
Ahhh, a time when you could crack a joke and people were civil and still loved each other. I miss the days of real humanity.
Yup me too, still dont understand Snowflakes.
@@Hivedragon GenZ. 🙄
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 ?
@@Hivedragon Does something confuse you?
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 Yeah did you mean the snowflakes with your GenZ comment or me?
Consuela upstairso...😂😆😆 I have the DVD collection seen it countless times and it still makes me laugh every time. All of it .They don't make shows like it anymore...
That phrase killed me 😆
truck 🚛 scale!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These days you never get away with jokes like these. Ahh the good days where anything goes.
Maybe you just have to make a show like this. People are a lot smarter than they appear. There are enough smart people out there who will get the joke.
Watch them while you can, with how America is going Liberals will make UA-cam remove these kinds of video's.
@@DimitriosChannel that's bull
Actually the way the blond girl responds to Al when he says " fat girls" is perfect. She just shrugs it off.
Back when this show was popular, all the girls would laugh at these types of jokes too. Now all those same girls are older, married, and overweight so it's no longer funny to them. Now all the Kellys and Pegs have turned into Marcy's.
the face expression on al when naomi hits the bundys house
Naomi who?
Honestly, they seem like nice ladies, I wouldn't mind carpooling and stuffing my face with food on my way to work along with them 😄
You wouldn't!🙄
The diamond remark was brilliant! 👏🏽 💎
One of my favorite episodes
“We’re also the only ones eating snicker doodles by the gallon”
Al so worried about the big girls his not even taking the chance to eat with all that food around him
They'd probably bite Al's fingers if he tried to take some food
Total classic episode. and scene...
hahahahahaha that's my house keeper.
Poor Al, he had high expectations. Thanks for the video.
Oh,my!!! I really loved it.
Hilarious episode Al always got tortured.😂
This was hilarious 😂
The best sitcom ever
I always wondered where they found bigger actresses who were willing to be ridiculed by Al on this show. Clearly they were good sports and probably paid well 😆
Lots of the large women are comedians I heard , this the good chemistry
I guess because the roasting always went both ways, haha.
Fabulous, a total SCREAM!
wow wow maybe we missed the truck scale can you even imagine that being said today, man i miss being free.
" Maybe we missed the truck scale." LMAO
“I know. I’ve seen your face prints on the window” lmaoooo
Do u always go 2 work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars lol?? Love al in every episode.
0:17 Sandra Taylor, wow!
The best show ever
'Consuela' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family Guy took that idea for a character.
Man! One of the classics.
I believe Al took a liking to them by the end of the episode
Yeah, Bud called him out on it. And Bud also tried to put a steering wheel lock on the refrigerator, to which Alexis, Monique and Paulina ripped it off.
@@MGillDesign That's right. I forgot about that scene.
Classic Bait and Switch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This sort of humor would be a no-go today. Millions of people would feel offended and would organize marches in the street
“We missed the truck scale “ 😅😅😅
I know they were brought in to be the butt of the joke but they were actually attractive Especially the redhead The way she rolls her eyes at Al So cute
I love at 4:20 when Al says he has to heave. Look in the rear view mirror at that exact moment and the cop turns on its lights to pull them over
I love 4:20 I smoke everyday
3:00 They too always say that they are hungry enough to eat a horse.
But nobody ever has done it, except for Paulina.
How's that drumstick, Paulie??
"victorias secret couldnt keep a secret this big" and thats why they went bankrupt.
Now i understand the meaning of the saying..'Old is Gold'👍❤️
lol!! Maybe we missed the truck scale! LMAO! me and my dad of 76 we laughed so much! the humour in that TV series is a priceless!
"Missed the truck scale" hahahaha lololol
This is true comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
'Oh...that's my housekeeper Consuela' 😅
Geweldig !!!!!!
If it wasn't for bad luck , he would have no luck at all
In the absence of genuine comedy, MWC clips are golden!!
Ruthless.... LOL, God i miss the 90's!!
"Officer, I'm just their lunch."