"To question myself in a sarcastic manner about my physical appearance being that of an athlete who enjoys the pleasures of his mother who birthed him to be the truth?" -Thosewhogavemethenicknameof Johnathan, of the year 2017; Aanno domin.
Rigby: We don't wanna pull our hammies know what I'm saying? Wii Fit Trainer: Let's stretch those biceps and concentrate on our stamina and physique Wario: At least my arms are natural muscle John.
I am convinced that the Tails Doll cursed the Kinect. Tails Doll: How does it feel playing Sonic Free Riders, Johnny? Was it... painful? Oh, but don't worry. I'll make you suffer again... with more bad Kinect games.
Anybody notice that when somebody is having a miserable time playing a modern Sonic game they'll start singing an altered version of City Escape? Moving around at the speed of _____ Generally the blank can be filled with something that means slow, or a reference to the player's current situation. I've seen Johnny, the Grumps, and Clement do it so far. Hell I've caught myself doing it quite often.
"That's gonna drain my fucking legs out! It's like I'm ending a show for a sitcom, like YEAH! (Standing tttaalll....)I lost it there. I was crying for a good five minutes.
Will you guys believe me when I say that I managed to beat Free Riders when I was younger? And thought it was a good game? I mean, when it works, it works, but most of the time, it doesn't...
Pretty much the only things the Kinect is good for are the dancing games. Otherwise, the damn thing just does not work! I should know, not because I own a Kinect(god forbid), but because I know a friend who owns a Kinect. And both of us reacted in unison to the peripheral, "What the hell is this?!"
So would I if I owned one! They're both very responsive in your motions and positions. And most of all, as with most of the Kinect games, it gives you a good workout...in a good way!
And the only good non-dancing game for it is Disneyland Adventures, or at least so I've been told. I wouldn't know because, once again, I don't have a Kinect, nor will I get one.
I got my Kinect for free with my Xbox 1, I never actually used it. My tv location would force me to stand under a lamp, I am not risking glass in my eyes after a jump
"Do I look like a fit motherfucker?!"
~Johnny, 2017
"Does it appear as though I am a person comparable to a father figure whom exercises regularly?"
-SomecallmeJohnny, 2017 A.D.
"To question myself in a sarcastic manner about my physical appearance being that of an athlete who enjoys the pleasures of his mother who birthed him to be the truth?"
-Thosewhogavemethenicknameof Johnathan, of the year 2017; Aanno domin.
The f*ck???
Rigby: We don't wanna pull our hammies know what I'm saying?
Wii Fit Trainer: Let's stretch those biceps and concentrate on our stamina and physique
Wario: At least my arms are natural muscle John.
AlexThat200 😂😂
*Original Video Written, Reviewed & Edited By This Numbnuts*
Vincent Hernandez
Stan-ding tall...
On the wings of my dream...
Vincent Hernandez grammar nazi #1991 reporting for duty
It's these Numbnuts or this Numbnut
Biology police reporting for duty.
If you have a single nut, you should see a doctor.
1:52-2:00
Best eight seconds of your day.
"I got you now bitch."
Famous last words before the insanity kicks in.
1:53 I broke down laughing for like 5 minutes. holy shit... and it still gets me...
Standing Tall!!!!
On the wings of my dreams!!!!!!!
I believe I can fly
I want that arm waving bit that turned into a dance as a gif
1:10 to 1:13
XD
3:46-3:48 could make a good GIF too
He tryna be Elvis or Steve from Blue's Clues. XD
@@chrisketchum8042 yes
LMAOOO IT'S SO EXAGGERATED I LOVE IT
FLY HIGH LESBIAN FOX!!!!!
KhaoticGamer I loved that line
Build Genius!
I don’t understand what that means. But it still made me laugh
1:54-2:00 What you probably came for.
Mr. Theta you are correct
That, or “Do I Look Like A Fit Motherfucker?”
I'm fucking crying that was hilarious
I am convinced that the Tails Doll cursed the Kinect.
Tails Doll: How does it feel playing Sonic Free Riders, Johnny? Was it... painful? Oh, but don't worry. I'll make you suffer again... with more bad Kinect games.
Implying there are good Kinect games.
... Jesus, the tails doll must've made one hell of a Termination console
Well that explains a lot - he said he'd be back
@@shis1988 there are a few gems like the Disney games, but few get as bad as Free Riders.
Anybody notice that when somebody is having a miserable time playing a modern Sonic game they'll start singing an altered version of City Escape?
Moving around at the speed of _____
Generally the blank can be filled with something that means slow, or a reference to the player's current situation.
I've seen Johnny, the Grumps, and Clement do it so far. Hell I've caught myself doing it quite often.
Caddicarus also did it
Lonely Goomba did so too I think.
@Sarim once in his top 10 unpopular gaming opinions video another time in his Pepsi Man video
the memes john, think of the memes
"Memes. The dna of the soul...."
"Give me my Energy, Goku." Not how it works.
I want this 3:45-3:47 as a gif.
He said, "I'm giving you my energy Goku!"
Zach Gamemaster gonna make it a gif rn xD
1:55 We need to slap Johnny's Amiibo face on this.
No we need to meme that like Johnny amiibo face...
Like... Johnny's Free Riders face?
"Moving around at the speed of cramp." 2:29-2:31
LMAO!!! Kinect sucks ass, nuff said.
Johnny shows why I hate the Kinect. This is also an accurate example of why the kinect doesn't work like it was advertised
Keelan Barron Really? That is so bizarre... mine never work it was supposed to
MoonlightReaper14 I Heard Somebody Say It Was Racist
How was it racist exactly?
I Heard Cobanermani456 Say That When He Did This Game
TheLostSonicFan7 How was it Racist? How is a Console like the kinect racist exactly?
2:06 *Inserts Pepsi-Man theme*
"That's gonna drain my fucking legs out! It's like I'm ending a show for a sitcom, like YEAH! (Standing tttaalll....)I lost it there. I was crying for a good five minutes.
"Written, Reviewed, & Edited By This Numbnuts"
And now I don't need to skip to this one part of the review anymore.
3:46
Well compared to the rest of the Super Gaming Brothers, the only one among you that looks more fit than you do is Mark.
Yea Elliot is like double the size of Johnny !!! it's crazy !! he wasn't like that in the old videos lol
... Elliot maybe, if we ignore the no ass part
The fact he typed This Numbnuts makes it all the more hilarious
Still Johnny’s best moment after about 4 years.
also Johnny Vs. Star Wars Kinect will be hilarious
*sees Han Solo dance* OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD! D:
Joji Dixon Midnight Otaku I also want a lets play on it
Both sober and drunk
Why do you want to torture Johnny?
Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight Because it's funny
I just want someone to donate him the dbz kinect game.
This was... physically painful to watch. Poor Johnny.
This is certainly the funniest thing Johnny has released this year.
1:55 best joke ever!
2:28 ~Moving around at the speed of cramp~
This was an priceless highlight moment, I was in tears at that jump with the credits part.
2:01 Do I just D O U S E M Y S E L F
3:46 "Do I look like a fit motherfucker?" No...and neither as I.
I just now realized that the voice command screwed John over when it moved when he said “Alright” and the thing read it as “Right”
I was IN TEARS throughout this whole bit, it was hilarious.
1:11 he got some good moves man,this is the first time that Jonny dance in a UA-cam video.
That frame of the sitcom bit needs to be on top of an amiibo as a meme or something...
He shows exactly why making active games will make anyone with pride get in shape. He busted his ass because game and because sonic.
Man I couldn't stop laughing at this part.
Running around at the speed of cramp.
1:52-2:00 best of highlights
1:54
Basically me when a Disney+ Percy Jackson series was announced today.
*Wait until he plays Dragon Ball for the Kinect*
ted should be forced to play this.
Pat D Smith he could just quit brainscratch
Did Johnny mention that the game makes you use your body for jumping.
*STANDING TAAAAAAAAAALL!!!! ON THE WIIIIIINGS OF MY DREEEEEEEAM!!!!*
Now he's gotta do Kinect Star Wars and Dragonball Z Kinect!
Matt J Johnny, DON'T do Dragonball Z Kinect! just...DONT
"It is currently- uh... pretty fucking early in the morning"
My favourite SomeCallMeJohnny moment.....
Why do I see Johnny doing the Kinect Games for BSC now too.
The Shadow Artist I want this
The Shadow Artist sounds like a punishment at the end of Impractical Jokers
1:54 When SGB resumes after the COVID Pandemic
Here from the future: Now, they are. It took a little more than 3 years to get there.
this was Awesome to see along with All-stars Transformed.
1:54 Sonic fans in the theatre watching Maria get shot to death on the big screen.
Surprised Johnny didn't use 2020 as an excuse to combine his workouts with reviews. Probably a good thing.
1:42 best part! XD
STANDING TAAAAAAALLL
Everyone's talking about 1:52 but my personal favorite is 1:10
Will you guys believe me when I say that I managed to beat Free Riders when I was younger? And thought it was a good game? I mean, when it works, it works, but most of the time, it doesn't...
FLY HIGH YOU LESBIAN FOX
UltamateSmasher Didn’t realize what that referenced till recently XD
3:46 Do I look like a fit motherfucker?
Almost like Free Riders should've had an option to use a controller.
1:54 0_0!
Rare in 2008: This is the future and were going to dedicate ALL OF our teams and developers to work on Wii sports clones.
Apparently I'm the only person that thinks the Kinect works. Everytime I've used one, it works fine.
'Git ma enurgee gohkoo'
I want an entire let's play with that shaky cam footage
shit like this is gonna be why I'll look forward to when johnny does a DDR review
1:12 Somecallmedancer
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!
I misread the title as Johnny vs. the Internet.
I'm here for that one Jump! 💯😂😭😭😭😭😭
1:45 sonic mania preordered for 20$ but sonic forces preordered is 40$....What the fuck XD
Riding on a Coke can. RIDING ON A COKE CAN!
keep these videos coming they're always the best
Someone needs to port Free Riders on the PS4 or Steam and get rid of the motion controls
With how integral the motion controls are in this game, you might as well make a new game entirely.
I don't know about anyone else but my Kinect and copy of Sonic Free Riders worked perfectly fine
Pretty much the only things the Kinect is good for are the dancing games. Otherwise, the damn thing just does not work! I should know, not because I own a Kinect(god forbid), but because I know a friend who owns a Kinect. And both of us reacted in unison to the peripheral, "What the hell is this?!"
Hell, my little brother and sister (twins) play the fuck out of "Just Dance" and "Dance Central"!
So would I if I owned one! They're both very responsive in your motions and positions. And most of all, as with most of the Kinect games, it gives you a good workout...in a good way!
Jarod Ireland I agree. I played a lot of Dance Central, and it works...very well...for those games, anyway.
And the only good non-dancing game for it is Disneyland Adventures, or at least so I've been told. I wouldn't know because, once again, I don't have a Kinect, nor will I get one.
3:09
1:08-1:14 Always was the highlight for me.
I did hear that Johnny and Elliot did do Kinect Star Wars on a stream one time
I remember the Kinect. I didn’t have any problems with it.
I got my Kinect for free with my Xbox 1, I never actually used it. My tv location would force me to stand under a lamp, I am not risking glass in my eyes after a jump
The next time someone asks what the fuck a Kinect is in like 37 years I will show them this video
I must have had a defective kinect as mine worked most of the time it should have worked less than 20% of the time
Defective? I think you mean one of only working ones.
Even if this game was bad, Johnny got a work out!
1:52 best part
*Fly high, lesbian fox*
Jumping, jumping jumping....
1:47 I was about end the show for second I was like yeah
Brayan Gonzalez for a sitcom*
Am I the only one around that doesn’t hate this game at all?
i couldn't after seeing this video
1:09 Damn this is so funny
I really came to see that thumbnail lol.
I would only get a kinect to play Michael Jackson The Experience, though i heard the motion controls are not that responsive there either.
Also Known As: Johnny vs Microsoft Worst Invention For A Console...If Not In General.
What's the music when he jumped?
STAAAAAANDINGGGGG TAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!
Where was that song from anyway?
AlexThat200 Perfect Strangers
I want SGB to do a Drunk LP on Sonic Free Riders 😂😂😂
wish someone would make a green screen of the sitcom end jump
Who did a better job reviewing this game? John or Angryjoe? They’re both well informed reviews but I love Johnny’s review.
I’d say Johnny did.
Aw, come on. It's been only one episode. The video is too short! :I
COT damn it!
Is there jumping?
Why'd he record that so early in the morning?
Don't question it.
He's probably a busy guy.