Here's my guide for Dark Souls 3: Step 1: Get the Pickaxe. Step 2: Praise the glory that is the tool of miners! Step 3: Somehow beat the game with that horrible weapon. You'll probably get pretty good at the game if you succeed at this.
TheMike0088 It has low range, a slow moveset, and deals very mediocre damage even with damage increasing stuff. I think it's a pretty bad weapon, and thus a fun one to use.
I'm not sure we're talking about the same weapon here man. yeah, the moveset is slow, but with the leo ring the damage is high enough to 2 shot a lot of people in mid-level PvP if both are counterhits.
TheMike0088 I haven't tested the Leo ring with it, and honestly don't feel like doing so if it does indeed increase the damage. Kinda defeats the purpose of using such a ridiculous weapon. It's a pretty bad weapon once you start getting into NG+6 and 7.
If you research the L O R E, she's actually telling you to grab her breasts. No, really. It's specified that the darkness within the firekeepers is stored in the bosom, and that if you touch their breasts you can feel the humanities squirm inside.
Dark Souls offers great advise like: "Age only effects appearance and has no bearing on ability" "Gender has no bearing on ability" "Everyone has imperfections" "Prejudice breeds malcontent" "Become a dark spirit" But the most important of all "tImE fOr CrAb"
@@KarmasAB123 You could literally break it with a spoon with the ring for it. The lack of poise made DaS3, and thats arguably the worst game with the least replay value.
Actually there's one non-agressive NPC you should totally kill: The old woman at 9:45 (after exhausting her dialogue). It gives you a really good item with no consequences.
Hope you guys like this and find it helpful. The next "For Beginners" will be on Overwatch! Should be out relatively soon but expect a new type of video out first though ;D
I can't wait for your Overwatch episode. That game looks really interesting. I use your videos as an entertaining commercial for the games that I'm never gonna play. Except you made me start playing Dark Souls 1 after your video.
@@MichaelJohnB forward and r1, and if you're on pc and can, i've found making a macro is very nice, because actually perfectly timing the two button clicks is a pain in the ass if you haven't already figured that
@@OneEyedCloud01 which doesn't explain it at all because it also is how you backstab enemies. I'm still unsure how the kicking mechanics work but I just started playing
Solid tip here: at a certain point in the game you're going to encounter a truckload of slimes that're annoying esecially if you get invaded. Craft a fire weapon, use pyromancies, or get either the fire poker, gargoyles spear (my favorite as it can be useful in ANY build as it gets a small scaling in ANY stat), gargoyles hammer, or the dancers swords. Fire hurts them massively. Hell just punch em with your flame thingy too (lol). Also, fire makes those huge snake thingies jiggle for a bit creating openings for attacks. Catacombs are excellent for early shards to get any weapon to +3 as there's a mob that guaranteed drops them, an weighty weapons like most hammers, axes, an i think one of the scythes just scatter them. Again, anor londo is your friend. Get to the stairs leading to the room with the slimes, get good with timing an you can rush an backstab these 2 knights really fast for fast souls and a good area to randomly get all your gear to at least +6. Hope this helps some people 😊
"Cheer up, it ain't that bad" The sun is literally dying out and everyone is turning into undeads...also...clearly you never felt the mana surge in your blood from killing 3 invaders at once with wrath of the gods or souls-stream.
I just ended up with the following: 10.) Hit all walls, they probably don’t exist 9.) Strength should only be leveled up to 66, since two handing the weapon puts a 1.5x strength multiplier (99 hardcap) 8.) Save Greirat 7.) Kill the dancer ASAP, you’ll love everything that comes afterwards 6.) Never trust chests 5.) Never trust Parches 4.) Trust soup and onions 3.) Praise the Sun 2.) All Checkpoints must be unlocked 1.) K I L L T H E D O G S F I R S T
Ill be honest here, It does not piss me off that they removed the poise in this game.... FINE you want to make Soul Born where you just roll around and hit fast instead of fat tanks FINE But for the love of god they decided to disable it AT THE LAST SECOND, Wolf Ring is worthless, Yhorms Shield is pointless, and the Poise stat is misleading and some people have no idea what is going on with it to this very day
Poise is now associated with hyperarmor, if you have more poise than someone else when you both are using a straight sword or greatsword you will out poise them.
Quick tip for the mimics. Use an undead hunter charm on them instead of hitting them because then you get the item they would drop and you don't have to fight a nuisance. Also a mimic's chain is straight and a real chests chain is curved towards the back of the chest.
Waiting for Elden Ring DLC has me going back and replaying all the Souls games I never finished (which is all of them except Elden Ring and Bloodborne) so this was an excellent little refresher. Thanks for being amazing as usual, Buns-Senpai!
Tip for dark souls 3: Step 1:get claymore Step 2:+10 claymore Step 3:profit. But seriously midir is a joke with a +10 claymore or a +10 astora greatsword.
The bottom of the screen: Oceiros, The Consumed King. o_O.....alright. I think cute yellow ducklings should have gathered up on top of that to censor the name. XD
I'm sorry I only just found your channel, but the beginning of the video had me rolling. That is the best way I have ever seen to describe Dark Souls as a whole.
forget the chain, I heard this numerous times. Yes it is different but for a newb they dont know one way from the other. Just watch the chest for a second and like anything else; if it moves kill it. also you can keep throwing lloyd tali's until it drops the mimic hat, so dont kill every mimic, leave one alive somewhere easiest to get to (above the pontiff) and just come back to it when you have a butt load of lloyd's
Why doesn't this get seen by more people? I find her voice very appealing and her dialogue quite unique and funny. I look forward to seeing more of your videos! Keep up the great content, I'm rooting for you! :D
For new players you don't have to hit every chest you see, just look at the way the chain on the side is pointing. If it's curled AWAY from you it's and item and if it's pointing AT you it's a mimic. At least that way you can prepare for the fight and not be surprised.
I just got Dark Souls 3 and have been looking at my fair share of start guides but yours is by far the most entertaining with the most useful content. Amazing 😂
RobertGameFreak yes, because the bad side win the war and things go to shit, and if you see the game being only this you migth have forged the huge world, a great battle sistem that make things more interactive and brings more life to the environment than just random chances to figth and some others stuff that you probably don't care but I don't actually want to know if you care because this is what opinion is for and everyone was your own
RobertGameFreak because the story was appearing little by little in a realy long time, and you have to speak with npcs to know whats happening, I only know parts and I played for ages that game
Ds3 was my first ds game. I finished my first playtrough without guide in 6:30-6:40 hours and got usurpation of fire ending. I dont know how but it happened.
The weirdest thing is that I had a much easier time learning from my mistakes to beat a boss in this game unlike games like monster hunter,most of the bosses for me only took 1 or 2 attempts for me to beat but when I play monster hunter it takes a lot more effort and tries for me for some reason and I’m not sure as to why,I think it’s mostly due to ds3 being a lot more harsh about punishing your failures compared to monster hunter but it could be something else
Pro tip if you want to get in to pvp, you need to learn how to parry and also if you want to try parring, the timing is cruecal and it's not when you hit with the shield it's when your shild is up.
I was gonna say something about circle strafing but the new game doesn't look like it has strafing or any movement skill involved
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4. Jump around like a maniac to avoid attacks. 5. Obvious monster arenas often have a power-up somewhere. It is visible on the map. 6. Pinkies are much squishier from the back. 7. Get the mini missiles for the heavy assault rifle.
no don't hit your chests!! if the end of the chain attached to the side of it is facing away from you, your safe.. if it's facing towards you and the chest is breathing... run you fool! or don't run and just throw a lloyds talisman at the breathing chest, save you from getting your teeth fed to you.
You can also throw a Undead Hunter Charm at it and it will sleep, allowing you to pick up the item in the chest without killing the mimic or it killing you.
hey buns there's games that maybe you should do for beginners for action games Like Batman : Arkham City And Like Tomb Raider Or Uncharted etc and luv ya
+SuperButterBuns this video is old but it sure as he'll help me out. you mad it funny and easy to understand and skipping from ds1 to ds3 isn't the easiest thank you so much. 👍
Buns, I really liked this video. I think it really was a good video and I definitely love your content. You are an amazing person and I don't think I can say this without being cheesy, but everytime you upload or everytime you stream it always makes my day a little better. I can't support you right now but I want to tell you that you're content keeps me and a lot of other people happy so keep doing what youAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you?
I would use my xbox controller except it automatically overrides all my presets for my joystick, wheel and pedals for other games on my pc. Then I have to remap everything. Not sure how to prevent that.
I have wanted to play dark souls 2 for years now! But I only have like 40 mins or so tops each day that I have time for gaming and I cant seem to ever figure out where to go. Last i left off i get stuck with a statue in my way and I couldn't figure out how to get past it. Maybe I'll try 3
osriccauldwyn Keep in mind we're talking about the best starting class for a beginner. While it's true that the estoc is a good weapon and the target shield is ideal for parrying, a newbie will suffer from the poor armor and the lack of defense and stability in the shield
I've literally never played a game on hard ever until bloodborne but then I fell in love with it beat it and then I bought Dark Souls 3 and am obsessed, I am on ng+5 currently.
Just found your channel recently. I've been a big From Software fan since Bloodborne (I've now played all of the Soulsborne games) and your beginner's guides are pretty on point for them, and pretty hilarious too.
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I've played so much Dark Souls, I roll everywhere in real life.
Jordan Fitzmaurice same
😄😄
Do you speed roll or fat roll?
Crazy organist both
You roll into people's dms
90% of the mandatory bosses could be avoided if the chosen undead STOPPED TOUCHING EVERY SUSPICIOUS THING THEY SEE
Xander Searcy TBH, he could have been like the Lords of Cinder and crawled his butt back in his coffin. They weren't going relight it, why would you?
Rip finnianore
You could have skipped the dlc if you didn't touch that one piece of paper
Chosen Undead? More like 'I can't keep my hands to myself' undead.
@@slimeytheslime363 I beg to differ, deacons is the easiest.
Here's my guide for Dark Souls 3:
Step 1: Get the Pickaxe.
Step 2: Praise the glory that is the tool of miners!
Step 3: Somehow beat the game with that horrible weapon. You'll probably get pretty good at the game if you succeed at this.
Are people still taking the "git gud" meme seriously? They shouldn't.
you're joking right? the pickaxe is FANTASTIC if you combine it with the leo ring. that thing eats through bosses like crazy.
TheMike0088
It has low range, a slow moveset, and deals very mediocre damage even with damage increasing stuff. I think it's a pretty bad weapon, and thus a fun one to use.
I'm not sure we're talking about the same weapon here man. yeah, the moveset is slow, but with the leo ring the damage is high enough to 2 shot a lot of people in mid-level PvP if both are counterhits.
TheMike0088
I haven't tested the Leo ring with it, and honestly don't feel like doing so if it does indeed increase the damage. Kinda defeats the purpose of using such a ridiculous weapon.
It's a pretty bad weapon once you start getting into NG+6 and 7.
Are you kidding me..... The torch gets rid of the leeches... WHERE WERE YOU 2 MONTHS AGO!!!!!
Yep....I just ran past all those dudes and prayed not to get hit by them.....o.o
Where were you 2 years ago
Wait... thats a thing?
"Very well, Ashen One. Then touch the darkness within me."
*consent??*
Hahahaha I do believe it's not but that was the best comment I read all day
If you research the L O R E, she's actually telling you to grab her breasts. No, really. It's specified that the darkness within the firekeepers is stored in the bosom, and that if you touch their breasts you can feel the humanities squirm inside.
very.........
@@vitriolicAmaranth
...Kinky?
@@vitriolicAmaranth that's pretty hot, not gonna lie.
Dark Souls offers great advise like:
"Age only effects appearance and has no bearing on ability"
"Gender has no bearing on ability"
"Everyone has imperfections"
"Prejudice breeds malcontent"
"Become a dark spirit"
But the most important of all
"tImE fOr CrAb"
"Finger
But
Hole"
"Great chest ahead"
most of those aren't even true, apart from "tImE fOr CrAb" and "become a dark spirit"
wholesome :)
Listen carefully, Skeleton.
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
RIP Poise 2011-2016
Coopa Troopa RIP fishing for backstab and endless turtle fights!
Poise was pretty broken in Dark Souls 2
@@KarmasAB123 You could literally break it with a spoon with the ring for it.
The lack of poise made DaS3, and thats arguably the worst game with the least replay value.
They turned it back on tho
poise is too cheap though, you might as well remove dodgerolling.
Careful everybody, this video is rated M for mmmmMmmMMm
Lol
Oh ho? Pardon me, I was absorbed in thought.
Dev Brit thats a god comment right there
Makoto
my dark souls 3 story
excited to play game
sees index gundyr
game has been in my cabinet for 3 weeks
Why?
I don't wanna be 'THAT GUY' but if you can't beat that lad, keeping it locked away is probably for the best...
probably picked thief lol
+HATTED GAMER. correct started a new game as warrior and are on new game plus
+Alexander Ayers gg
Actually there's one non-agressive NPC you should totally kill: The old woman at 9:45 (after exhausting her dialogue). It gives you a really good item with no consequences.
Try jump !
Hidden path ahead
XD
You even get a special dance out of it.
What an asshole thing to say.
Hope you guys like this and find it helpful. The next "For Beginners" will be on Overwatch! Should be out relatively soon but expect a new type of video out first though ;D
Getting pummpppeeeddd! THE HYPE!
you always get me hyped buns BRING ON THE HIGH NOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait for your Overwatch episode. That game looks really interesting. I use your videos as an entertaining commercial for the games that I'm never gonna play. Except you made me start playing Dark Souls 1 after your video.
Yay Overwatch is one of my favorite games right now!
Tracer is my personal favorite, just saying.
You know you make good videos when some viewers get sad when there's only a few minutes left in the video.
"No fat rolling tubby or you're gonna die" - best quote of 2k16
If only there was some sort of mechanic that prevents you from being staggered based on what armor you wear.
@@bartholomulesphensvil2284 poise in ds3 is shit
Kick shields to make NPCs cry. If it doesn't work the first time, kick again or buy a certain ring from Patches.
Seth Abercromby how do i kick? I only kick by accident?? Commenting 3yrs later lol
@@MichaelJohnB Forward and r1 at the same time fyi
@@MichaelJohnB forward and r1, and if you're on pc and can, i've found making a macro is very nice, because actually perfectly timing the two button clicks is a pain in the ass if you haven't already figured that
@@OneEyedCloud01 which doesn't explain it at all because it also is how you backstab enemies. I'm still unsure how the kicking mechanics work but I just started playing
Solid tip here: at a certain point in the game you're going to encounter a truckload of slimes that're annoying esecially if you get invaded. Craft a fire weapon, use pyromancies, or get either the fire poker, gargoyles spear (my favorite as it can be useful in ANY build as it gets a small scaling in ANY stat), gargoyles hammer, or the dancers swords. Fire hurts them massively. Hell just punch em with your flame thingy too (lol). Also, fire makes those huge snake thingies jiggle for a bit creating openings for attacks. Catacombs are excellent for early shards to get any weapon to +3 as there's a mob that guaranteed drops them, an weighty weapons like most hammers, axes, an i think one of the scythes just scatter them. Again, anor londo is your friend. Get to the stairs leading to the room with the slimes, get good with timing an you can rush an backstab these 2 knights really fast for fast souls and a good area to randomly get all your gear to at least +6. Hope this helps some people 😊
thank you i will take this into consideration
I learn more in your comment then in this 14 min video
"Cheer up, it ain't that bad"
The sun is literally dying out and everyone is turning into undeads...also...clearly you never felt the mana surge in your blood from killing 3 invaders at once with wrath of the gods or souls-stream.
I just ended up with the following:
10.) Hit all walls, they probably don’t exist
9.) Strength should only be leveled up to 66, since two handing the weapon puts a 1.5x strength multiplier (99 hardcap)
8.) Save Greirat
7.) Kill the dancer ASAP, you’ll love everything that comes afterwards
6.) Never trust chests
5.) Never trust Parches
4.) Trust soup and onions
3.) Praise the Sun
2.) All Checkpoints must be unlocked
1.) K I L L T H E D O G S F I R S T
Ill be honest here, It does not piss me off that they removed the poise in this game.... FINE you want to make Soul Born where you just roll around and hit fast instead of fat tanks FINE
But for the love of god they decided to disable it AT THE LAST SECOND, Wolf Ring is worthless, Yhorms Shield is pointless, and the Poise stat is misleading and some people have no idea what is going on with it to this very day
they didnt remove poise, it affects your hyperarmour and iFrame length. darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Poise
no
"its working as intended"
+S -Mohamud "working as intended"
Poise is now associated with hyperarmor, if you have more poise than someone else when you both are using a straight sword or greatsword you will out poise them.
2:35
Holy shit, is that a big chungus reference in 2016?
Chungus was also mentioned in her dirge of Cerberus video.
at this point chungus has become internet slangg as much as "absolute unit" or "big oof"
@@npc6817 it was before the meme is what he was saying
Quick tip for the mimics. Use an undead hunter charm on them instead of hitting them because then you get the item they would drop and you don't have to fight a nuisance. Also a mimic's chain is straight and a real chests chain is curved towards the back of the chest.
The final boss made me teary eyed when the theme switched... there was still a bit of him in there fighting throughout all of this.
Waiting for Elden Ring DLC has me going back and replaying all the Souls games I never finished (which is all of them except Elden Ring and Bloodborne) so this was an excellent little refresher. Thanks for being amazing as usual, Buns-Senpai!
When you beat the Abyss Watchers, transpose it into the Farron Greatsword. Just spamming L1 is ridiculously fun.
Tip for dark souls 3:
Step 1:get claymore
Step 2:+10 claymore
Step 3:profit.
But seriously midir is a joke with a +10 claymore or a +10 astora greatsword.
i beat midir with astora straight sword
@@iubireata8512 chads beat em with a +10 pickaxe
@@CertifiedLawbro *claps*
Spoiler-Free Duck... Please somebody make a meme out of that. Please.
The bottom of the screen: Oceiros, The Consumed King.
o_O.....alright.
I think cute yellow ducklings should have gathered up on top of that to censor the name. XD
If you mean an image caption as "meme" gtfo.
I'm sorry I only just found your channel, but the beginning of the video had me rolling. That is the best way I have ever seen to describe Dark Souls as a whole.
There is no need to hit every damn chest. The chain on the right will tell you if it´s a mimic or not. Curved chains are fine.
They're both curved.
Try again. d=)
It depends on the direction the chain is facing. Also you can see the Mimics breathing if you look really close.
darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/enemies/mimic-fake-chest-large.jpg
Most of the chest in dark souls 3 are mimics so its just easier to swing at the chest IMO because chances are its gonna be one anyway.
forget the chain, I heard this numerous times. Yes it is different but for a newb they dont know one way from the other. Just watch the chest for a second and like anything else; if it moves kill it. also you can keep throwing lloyd tali's until it drops the mimic hat, so dont kill every mimic, leave one alive somewhere easiest to get to (above the pontiff) and just come back to it when you have a butt load of lloyd's
"Touch the darkness within me" umm, aren't we supposed to have dinner first?
Why doesn't this get seen by more people? I find her voice very appealing and her dialogue quite unique and funny. I look forward to seeing more of your videos! Keep up the great content, I'm rooting for you! :D
interesting, i find her voice annoying and grating, was painful to get through this video lol
For new players you don't have to hit every chest you see, just look at the way the chain on the side is pointing. If it's curled AWAY from you it's and item and if it's pointing AT you it's a mimic. At least that way you can prepare for the fight and not be surprised.
12:33 the holy hand grenade of Antioc!
Great monty python reference
Hey buns I have a question
You said the you know it the Lord of ciders when you die a lot .
But I've died to everything alot
joker romaji It will say “Lord Of Cinders”
Yes I’m amazing at parties.
You sound EXACTLY like my best friend, I'd swear I knew who you were except SHE swears up and down-diddly-round its not her! Keep it up please!
Can I just say that your humor is the best, please keep doing what you're doing it's amazing
Watching this 3 years later. That was some great content, so well put together, loved it :)
I saw more personality 5 seconds into this video than most other videos in their entirety, very cool
I want a Dark Souls 4 just so she can say "Praise the Su-" soup
I just got Dark Souls 3 and have been looking at my fair share of start guides but yours is by far the most entertaining with the most useful content. Amazing 😂
Dark souls three is my first souls game and I love it
I’ve played every game but I just find you so entertaining 😂. My ADHD is happy
Final Fantasy XII for beginners to me was the best one and I think that more people need to heard about
What was the FF12 again? Sky Pirates crashing a government or something ?
RobertGameFreak yes, because the bad side win the war and things go to shit, and if you see the game being only this you migth have forged the huge world, a great battle sistem that make things more interactive and brings more life to the environment than just random chances to figth and some others stuff that you probably don't care but I don't actually want to know if you care because this is what opinion is for and everyone was your own
jonatas collins I think I played it and finished it but for the love of me i could not remember the story because it wasn't that memorable X_x
RobertGameFreak because the story was appearing little by little in a realy long time, and you have to speak with npcs to know whats happening, I only know parts and I played for ages that game
Finished NG+6, 500+ hours, but felt good coming back to your video! You’ve trained me well!
Me as Ashen One
Sits up
Looks around
Re-Piles ashes while whispering
*not today*
Love seeing how fast your channel has been growing as of recent. Awesome video as always Butterz
I just watched this because I love your voice and I love the dark souls I'm 11 i've played Dark souls about six times
it's my first dark souls game, I'm getting a bit the hand of it, this funny tutorial is helping me!
This helped me beet dark souls I cried tear of happiness for 2 hours
Ds3 was my first ds game. I finished my first playtrough without guide in 6:30-6:40 hours and got usurpation of fire ending. I dont know how but it happened.
The weirdest thing is that I had a much easier time learning from my mistakes to beat a boss in this game unlike games like monster hunter,most of the bosses for me only took 1 or 2 attempts for me to beat but when I play monster hunter it takes a lot more effort and tries for me for some reason and I’m not sure as to why,I think it’s mostly due to ds3 being a lot more harsh about punishing your failures compared to monster hunter but it could be something else
Pro tip if you want to get in to pvp, you need to learn how to parry and also if you want to try parring, the timing is cruecal and it's not when you hit with the shield it's when your shild is up.
She said chungus before it was even a meme
Gus Burton I understand if it's a joke but in case you forgot chungus is a word
@@mrvna2840 oh shit it is?
Gus Burton ngl your kind of dumb if you are over 10 years old
@@mrvna2840 Just a headsup, chungus isn't and never has been a real word, its just a meme
@@mrvna2840 no you
I love how clever her descriptions of the characters are. From now on I will always refer to Blacksmith Andre as the "beefed up Santa"
doom for beginners
Beginners guide to Doom. Step 1: Notice demonic creatures. Step 2: Destroy demonic creatures and everything around them. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2, win.
I was gonna say something about circle strafing but the new game doesn't look like it has strafing or any movement skill involved
4. Jump around like a maniac to avoid attacks.
5. Obvious monster arenas often have a power-up somewhere. It is visible on the map.
6. Pinkies are much squishier from the back.
7. Get the mini missiles for the heavy assault rifle.
Shoot it until it dies.
SirusDiarota Rip and tear!
Im running through and my goal is to platinum every souls game. So far elden ring and sekiro are done so now its ds3!! Wish me luck guys!😂
Is it just me or when she said “special rings can make all the difference” I thought about gman
I don't need to watch this video over and over since I have 120 hours on this game, but I've watched this 10 times
Another tip: use the estoc if you don't really want to try and just want to beat the game easily.
*facepalm*
No. Ju..just....No.
“easy mode would ruin dark souls,” my ass!
No, great hammers
Hey am new to this game,thanks for the guide
I have been stuck at the high wall of lothric for two years... I must be a fucking idiot
i just got the game today but I THINK you need a key from left side for door on right side
i love how these are both funny and give you advice on games
no don't hit your chests!! if the end of the chain attached to the side of it is facing away from you, your safe.. if it's facing towards you and the chest is breathing... run you fool! or don't run and just throw a lloyds talisman at the breathing chest, save you from getting your teeth fed to you.
lloyds talismans are kinda rare so i never want to use them, mimics aren't that hard anyway.
lupvirga if you give the handmaiden the paladin's ashes you can buy undead hunter charms from her
You can also throw a Undead Hunter Charm at it and it will sleep, allowing you to pick up the item in the chest without killing the mimic or it killing you.
This is the best, funniest beginners guide for Dark Souls available. Good stuff.
mmm yeah call me ashen one baby, ive been a dirty, dusty boy
DEEEED xDDDDDDD
I love the energy in your videos. I don't have time to not be entertained and I love it.
Dank souls
How is it bad?
+Rif wat?
Dank Sools 420
+Yosuke Hanamura Dank souls 2: scholar of the first win
Dank Memes 3
New to Dark Souls, just started 3, first video I found for tips. Loved it! Cheers
here's an easy guide how to master dark souls: git gud
how informative, I feel enlightened.
But is a sheep entering?
subbed
Instructions aren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a Havel's armour.
Edgaras Mickevicius gud git got it
Butter youre the best thing I ever found on UA-cam
Omg just discoverd these reviews brilliant so funny and informative lol
2:08 is too funny XD Also your commentaries are hilarious. You've earned another sub. :)
hey buns there's games that maybe you should do for beginners for action games Like Batman : Arkham City And Like Tomb Raider Or Uncharted etc and luv ya
This was the most hilarious Dark Souls 3 video I've ever seen. Why did it take me 6 years to find this?
"I beat that boss on my second try."
...of your 4th playthrough.
This video is great, and has inspired me to give the game another go
what was that run dubstep song
Awolnation-Run
ayyyyy butterbuns did it! We'll keep supporting you!
"getting rid of poise" true and not true at the same time.
Awesome video lol. Made me laugh. Gonna give DS3 a try for the first time tonight
+SuperButterBuns this video is old but it sure as he'll help me out. you mad it funny and easy to understand and skipping from ds1 to ds3 isn't the easiest thank you so much. 👍
The humour, jokes, and snarky comments in this video are some of the best I’ve heard in a long time.
Buns, I really liked this video. I think it really was a good video and I definitely love your content. You are an amazing person and I don't think I can say this without being cheesy, but everytime you upload or everytime you stream it always makes my day a little better.
I can't support you right now but I want to tell you that you're content keeps me and a lot of other people happy so keep doing what youAccording to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
TylerTheDragon why?
Why is it so looooong?
Ethan Morris Bee Movie Meme
Wtf
😂
This is such an Amazing and Hilarious guide. I absolutely fell in love with how it has been made... I'm a Sub instantly ✌️
Simp
Keyboard is actually ok for this game if you're patient and/or poor.
but it's not good. better, but still garbage
With the right key bindings it's actually pretty good. I've been playing hundreds of hours of ds2 with the keyboard so I'm kinda used to it tho
+awarmmilkandcookies same fam
I tried to played with gamepad in Dark Souls 1, didnt work out for me and i prefered the keyboard ever since.
I would use my xbox controller except it automatically overrides all my presets for my joystick, wheel and pedals for other games on my pc. Then I have to remap everything. Not sure how to prevent that.
This is the funniest guide I’ve ever seen. Great video!!
I love that voice of yours!
I never new how fun weapon arts were till i got the frayed blade and the ringed knight paired cancer swords. The weab in me wept with happiness.
2:39 *predicts big chungus
I have wanted to play dark souls 2 for years now! But I only have like 40 mins or so tops each day that I have time for gaming and I cant seem to ever figure out where to go. Last i left off i get stuck with a statue in my way and I couldn't figure out how to get past it. Maybe I'll try 3
Knight? No, Assassin is the easy mode starting class, followed by Pyromancer.
Definitely not, Knight all the way
Ahem. Deprived
PERSONAL OPINIONS AND PLAY STYLE.
The "easy best starting class " is the one that works for you.
J Pizzle Assassin has the BEstoc, a shield that can parry easily and the Spook spell. The Knight has armour that would be great if Poise worked.
osriccauldwyn Keep in mind we're talking about the best starting class for a beginner. While it's true that the estoc is a good weapon and the target shield is ideal for parrying, a newbie will suffer from the poor armor and the lack of defense and stability in the shield
I've literally never played a game on hard ever until bloodborne but then I fell in love with it beat it and then I bought Dark Souls 3 and am obsessed, I am on ng+5 currently.
"Or Bob, if you are boring" LMFAO
bought DS3 Deluxe earlier, so excited for a refresher course
I learned nothing.
Just bought this game.
Excited to play it.
Cried after I played it.
10/10 I would recommend it.
if this is her gameplay she got overpowered health put not enuffe damage
I thoroughly appreciate your beginners guides. Soooo hilarious and informative! 💜💜💜
Sure you could be the prettiest girl in lothric... or you can be like me and be a ginger, man named Randy Lehey with a bowl cut and a mustache
Just found your channel recently. I've been a big From Software fan since Bloodborne (I've now played all of the Soulsborne games) and your beginner's guides are pretty on point for them, and pretty hilarious too.
This or dark souls 2
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Aaron not anymore
I keep watching those videos and im already done with the game love your vids