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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2021
  • Roy Wood Jr. remembers encountering an upset customer at a McDonald’s and wishes grocery store workers would stop being so polite.
    Roy Wood Jr.: Father Figure
    Original airdate: February 19, 2017
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  • @KakarotC
    @KakarotC 2 роки тому +1820

    “Sitting here arguing with a grown man about 2 ounces of sauce” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cynthiariddick8184
      @cynthiariddick8184 2 роки тому +12

      Yesss. All the little packs of sauce in my fridge come feom Taco Bell

    • @KakarotC
      @KakarotC 2 роки тому +4

      @Let's Go Brandon fucking relax Brandon it’s a joke

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 роки тому +13

      "And that ain't even HIS sauce!" :)

    • @jordanfauntleroy2013
      @jordanfauntleroy2013 2 роки тому +4

      They not even a ounce lol

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 Рік тому

      @@jordanfauntleroy2013 they are but I can't see that. 1 oz is 30 ml and 2 oz is 60 ml. For perspective 1 cup is 8 oz or 240 ml. You think 8 of those packets equal 1 cup much less 2 of those packets being 0.25 of a cup?

  • @lovechild4141
    @lovechild4141 2 роки тому +1264

    “The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾

    • @Shitor603
      @Shitor603 2 роки тому +15

      Just watched that part

  • @modesty2427
    @modesty2427 2 роки тому +895

    “Our nuggets today is our children’s nuggets tomorrow” that got me LMAO 😂

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 роки тому +2

      🎯🎯🎯🎯 (Except he just Might Not be joking, here.)😂
      Anyway, just skip the nuggets until further notice.🤢

    • @martinnduati1132
      @martinnduati1132 2 роки тому +5

      I'd want to see him play #MLK in a movie.

    • @dreamsofcosmicoceans8105
      @dreamsofcosmicoceans8105 Рік тому

      @@martinnduati1132 That... actually isn't a bad idea.

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 2 роки тому +353

    "it's not like your register is gonna come up short two honey mustards" I LOL'd

  • @timgood9818
    @timgood9818 2 роки тому +700

    “You want ketchup with that?”
    “No.”
    *gets home, checks bag*
    20 packs of ketchup

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 2 роки тому +83

      No napkins or straw though. Lmao

    • @petersollom4860
      @petersollom4860 2 роки тому +1

      @@theerealatm j hi hp

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 2 роки тому +4

      This comment is underrated. Lolol. Cause that’s exactly how it is. But when you ask for it….

    • @timboslice9905
      @timboslice9905 2 роки тому +2

      @@theerealatm You’re right again. I hate getting home with a drink but no straw.

    • @aycoded7840
      @aycoded7840 2 роки тому

      I wouldn't complain.

  • @stephanieriley3716
    @stephanieriley3716 2 роки тому +192

    I got written up at Whole Foods for not smiling enough. This guy gets it.

    • @jeffngarden
      @jeffngarden 2 роки тому +7

      Damn 😭🥴

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 2 роки тому +7

      Wow, that's harsh!

    • @whosthatgirlitstiff1861
      @whosthatgirlitstiff1861 2 роки тому +9

      Damn lmao, I thought I was the only one in the history of earth who got in trouble for not smiling at work🤣

    • @joeallen4587
      @joeallen4587 2 роки тому +4

      That’s an extremely rare achievement to unlock, congrats Stephanie🍾 👏🏿 😂

    • @Detroit-gx5nd
      @Detroit-gx5nd Рік тому +4

      Did you have the required number of ear and nose piercings?

  • @thegoodgodabove8264
    @thegoodgodabove8264 2 роки тому +739

    I'm literally at McDonald's watching this and saw them charge a dude for some sauce lmao

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 роки тому +45

      I’m at McDonalds reading a comment about you at McDonald’s watching this while seeing them charge a dude for some sauce.

    • @patbrewster479
      @patbrewster479 2 роки тому +2

      @@terrycrews1760 whoop dee doo

    • @user-hm5mw9er3y
      @user-hm5mw9er3y 2 роки тому +4

      @AL Probably a Trump supporter too🤣

    • @AndiiBoii007
      @AndiiBoii007 2 роки тому +3

      I'm at McDonald's reading your comment about you Writing a comment about you watching somebody getting charged for a sauce

    • @Monica-vt4mz
      @Monica-vt4mz 2 роки тому +7

      @@AndiiBoii007 I’m at McDonald’s reading about you at McDonalds reading a comment about someone who is also reading the same comment about someone watching someone get charged for sauce.

  • @dakaliajohnson5831
    @dakaliajohnson5831 2 роки тому +589

    This was good! "I'm already here! You won!!" I felt that 😩😂😂

    • @Zim24Diva
      @Zim24Diva 2 роки тому +2

      Same😂😂🤣🤣

  • @LA2047
    @LA2047 2 роки тому +107

    When I used to drive for Uber/Lyft the most popular thing I did was sending a text to the rider when I rolled up that not only told them I was there, but also gave them the option of texting "0" they wanted polite conversation or "1" if they didn't want to talk.

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 2 роки тому +33

      Wow. Now that's customer service at its best.

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 2 роки тому +31

      And you sir just earned an automatic $20 tip from me! I’m an introvert. I DON’T want to talk. I love your idea.

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 2 роки тому +9

      Smart! Other drivers should do this!

    • @lucienfortner841
      @lucienfortner841 2 роки тому +4

      This should be made standard procedure! :D

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому +637

    Keep in mind, Roy used to work at Golden Corral. He knows his restaurants.

  • @usakira428
    @usakira428 2 роки тому +3252

    Taco bell will give a person 10 sauces for 2 tacos

    • @steve20032
      @steve20032 2 роки тому +16

      😅

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому +229

      Right, they'll be a tear in the bag from the weight of the sauce. I think they're trying to play a psychological trick to make you think you got more food lol

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 2 роки тому +66

      The one I go to....I tell em I want 6 beef burritos and a crapload of fire sauce...they give me 6...I use 3 sauces on 1 burrito lol

    • @burnzism
      @burnzism 2 роки тому +50

      😅 You're right, taco bell doesn't mess around.

    • @MarkWellsindxgo
      @MarkWellsindxgo 2 роки тому +19

      They also have people mailing empty sauce packets in to taco belll

  • @Drewski217
    @Drewski217 2 роки тому +733

    Anyway, as a fast food worker I have to tell we really DO NOT CARE about the sauces thing but we're filmed and watched. If it were up to us you'd get 3 sauces if you wanted because that would get you out the store faster! For a time a former boss invented a way to get us to charge people for extra sauces (after people for a time were asking for 6 or more) and we'd get writeups if we didn't do it.

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 2 роки тому +11

      Anyway

    • @momfortruth1212
      @momfortruth1212 2 роки тому +40

      @@tobiramasenju6290 ???

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 роки тому +66

      In the food places I go to, you get employees who won't give you enough for your meal or ones who will give you a long-term supply.
      When you run into the give you enough for armageddon employee you have to use that as an opportunity to save packets for when the employee who thinks they're rationing for the great recession is working. Employees either don't care because it's not their money or they're control freaks who want to monitor how many sauces you get.

    • @exceptionalcreationswithto1895
      @exceptionalcreationswithto1895 2 роки тому +45

      @drewski217 I feel you. I was a training director for Chick-fil-A for many years and it was a little different there but at some of the other places I've worked we had to charge and we checked it during inventory to make sure the money and the number of items sold matched, we also watched cameras and had to write up employees for things such as giving away certain food items without charging. So I totally get it.

    • @jenwendy7
      @jenwendy7 2 роки тому +42

      Wow - great insight. Thanks for shedding light. That's BS you're filmed like that.

  • @roddiemira
    @roddiemira 2 роки тому +47

    "you ever meet the guardian of the sauce" 😂😂😂

  • @austin78993
    @austin78993 2 роки тому +566

    This dude has like Grandpa humor. I love it. So old school.

    • @Discokrieg
      @Discokrieg 2 роки тому +13

      "Grandpa humor" I love it!

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 роки тому +10

      Grandpa humor? Lmao congrats you managed to be nice and rude at the same time. That man gon read this and be like damn I’m only 38. Are my jokes really that lame? Grandpa humor makes 4yr olds and under laugh lol

    • @Discokrieg
      @Discokrieg 2 роки тому +27

      @@terrycrews1760 I, uh, think you're reading too much into a very harmless comment. That, or trying to put it into a negative context.
      His humor has an old soul vibe to it, the kind of humor you'd hear from the somber voice of a grandfather or older gentleman that is genuinely funny, you know... like "Grandpa" humor does.

    • @raithryn6427
      @raithryn6427 2 роки тому +11

      @@terrycrews1760 So you've never had a funny ass grandpa huh? The old people I know have the craziest stories and are very funny.

    • @terrycrews1760
      @terrycrews1760 2 роки тому

      @@raithryn6427 not making this up but my grandfather kind of disowned me since I don’t go to church w/ him anymore. Happened over 10yrs ago. Meh, oh well though. That’s neither here nor there. I don’t remember him being funny.

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 2 роки тому +274

    One time while i was a cashier at Target I got written up for not being peppy enough when talking to customers so yes we will get fired for not being nice hahahaha

    • @imactuallysotoxic8709
      @imactuallysotoxic8709 2 роки тому +58

      "Peppy" enough? They should be happy I clocked in 🤣

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine 2 роки тому +12

      Well, that's a job I know I'll never be able to do

    • @Quinn007625
      @Quinn007625 2 роки тому +28

      When I worked at Forever 21, I got written up because I was caught not smiling. I was working an 8 hour and was not allowed to sit. My jaw hurt more than my feet. I was told that every time I didn't smile, I was causing a dip in sales because customers want to shop somewhere with happy employees.

    • @HT-pl8du
      @HT-pl8du 2 роки тому +40

      @@Quinn007625 lol these the same people paying minimum wage want you to smile about it?

    • @cycyj847
      @cycyj847 2 роки тому +5

      I got let go for not having enough pep in my step 🤣

  • @herrtomkat92
    @herrtomkat92 2 роки тому +51

    “The price for politeness is your time”, that’s deep though

  • @eightyninetreasure
    @eightyninetreasure 2 роки тому +53

    That’s why I love self check out. I work in retail, and see when people avoid contact and run to self checkout, I feel you 1000%.

    • @kaylawaters2691
      @kaylawaters2691 2 роки тому +6

      As a sales associate in a store (and as a shopper that either preorders stuff online or uses self checkouts myself), I feel this comment on a deep level. I don't want to bother customers with extra comments/questions nor do I want to be bothered when I shop with extra comments/questions. Probably the general consensus is going to be that no one wants to be bothered with excess questions and comments when all we want is to ring up stuff and go on about our day.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 2 роки тому +3

      I've gone so far as to order groceries to be delivered to my house so I can avoid being sold a million damn things at the register or hunt for a self check out lol

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 2 роки тому +1

      Problem with self-checkout at the grocery store I go to is when it's not busy, two cashiers nearby watch the self checkout customers, I guess to prevent theft.

  • @galaxylucia1898
    @galaxylucia1898 2 роки тому +95

    “The price you pay for politeness is your time.” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Preach it Mr. Woods!!! Truth right there🔥

  • @southkeydonkeyote1005
    @southkeydonkeyote1005 2 роки тому +102

    "If i was white i would've got 7 nuggets!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Josephprouse1234
    @Josephprouse1234 2 роки тому +30

    "Well i need a quarter" like hes selling a cigarette at the bus stop

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 2 роки тому +400

    I love Roy man, he's so funny no matter what he's talking about. And he's a pro, great entertainer.

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 роки тому +4

      The amazing job of being a humorist

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 2 роки тому +5

      @@worldofcorn there's actually a professional, official word for that. It's "comedian"

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 роки тому +4

      @@portlandgoose4727 no I know but that's what he is as well is a humorist too lolol

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 2 роки тому +1

      @@worldofcorn You're both right 😁

    • @worldofcorn
      @worldofcorn 2 роки тому

      @@jbmp1390 lolol

  • @creepincarl
    @creepincarl 2 роки тому +222

    This is why Home Depot don't waste time on customer service but Lowes supposedly does. You wanna chit chat you go to Lowes. You want STFU you go to Home Depot.

    • @positivelight5226
      @positivelight5226 2 роки тому +40

      You want help finding what you need go to Lowes. You wanna waste a bunch of time walking around the store lost & frustrated because the employees got a attitude about you spending money there then go to Home Depot

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 роки тому +22

      I ain't going to either because I can't afford to hire a sherpa to take me on a week long hike through an effen store.
      I'll go to a reasonable sized store or order it on Amazon.

    • @andrewprovost7939
      @andrewprovost7939 2 роки тому +10

      @@positivelight5226 as a former Lowes employee, can confirm

    • @creepincarl
      @creepincarl 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrewprovost7939 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MickeyMerris
      @MickeyMerris 2 роки тому +13

      @@Primalxbeast I literally laughed out loud at your comment . it's like one of those long ass trek montages in indiana jones just to get a new drill bit .

  • @floppsymoppsy5969
    @floppsymoppsy5969 2 роки тому +214

    Dear Lord, this man is a genius!!! Why aren't more people talking about it!!!

    • @nonsugarfree
      @nonsugarfree 2 роки тому +8

      I’ve been patiently waiting for a new special from him for years now. Check out his last one as well if you haven’t seen it. It’s comedy gold.

    • @qcjackson5612
      @qcjackson5612 2 роки тому +4

      @@nonsugarfree he has a new special on comedy central tonight.

    • @ricolewis2949
      @ricolewis2949 2 роки тому +1

      He does prank phone calls that are CLASSIC… always threatening to “go to the trunk on ya”

    • @tgeh448
      @tgeh448 2 роки тому +1

      I always think the same thing when I'm 1.5 hours into watching Roy on UA-cam trying to fall asleep 😅

    • @angelica21290
      @angelica21290 2 роки тому +1

      Because disunity sells

  • @annec8127
    @annec8127 2 роки тому +29

    The STFU line is the "self-check out" (except when you get one of those touchy weighing machines and then its the @$%* it line).

  • @jasminejanelle1228
    @jasminejanelle1228 2 роки тому +46

    As a supervisor at a retail store. This hit different 😭😭😂😂🤣

  • @SuperUsernameization
    @SuperUsernameization 2 роки тому +25

    "The price you pay for politeness is your time." Truer words never spoken.

  • @spthibault
    @spthibault 2 роки тому +258

    I've had the sauce argument with McyDees. For a 20 piece they were giving 2 sauces. But for a 6 piece they gave 1. 🤔 so that's a min of 3 for a 20p, and for a 4p = 1 sauce which is 5 sauces. The manager was not cool with basic math. But he did give me 2 more sauces.

    • @peterherrera7566
      @peterherrera7566 2 роки тому +9

      The real important math is who got your money?

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 2 роки тому +6

      That's fucked, the McD's here gives 3 sauces for 20 nugs

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 роки тому +1

      What do you expect them to do, open a packet and only give you some of the sauce for the 6 piece? lol. Your basic math was entirely too basic 😂

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 2 роки тому +13

      They give 2 for a 10. They definitely were shorting you

    • @keithdior1657
      @keithdior1657 2 роки тому +2

      Been there bro lol they be tripping 🤣

  • @chozin1976
    @chozin1976 2 роки тому +59

    Roy Wood Jr is in my top 5 funniest comedians out today, so underrated!!!

  • @CassD33
    @CassD33 2 роки тому +72

    Good comedians are really philosophers with impeccable timing. Loved this bit!👍
    And now I need nuggets...

  • @rainguy2411
    @rainguy2411 2 роки тому +93

    "The grocery store illuminati" he's crazy haha

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 2 роки тому +3

      😫😭😂😂😂😂 Huh-LAR-i-OUS

    • @Bo55edup
      @Bo55edup 2 роки тому +2

      That part had me rolling! Lmao

  • @Pepperminge_Mononoke
    @Pepperminge_Mononoke 2 роки тому +32

    I used to work at gas station and would talk with all sorts of ppl (although I didn't use it to keep ppl or be weird)
    But I made friends with regulars, was there for complete strangers (helped push car to pump, gave comfort to an old man who would've had no outside contact, talked with homeless to see what essentials they need help with, and told someone suicidal they deserve to live). Sometimes one action can make someone's day, life, or outlook. But that doesn't mean you force a convo everytime.

  • @Hippo_Hegemony
    @Hippo_Hegemony 2 роки тому +160

    I worked at wendys for a summer, my whole attitude was " it aint mine". I gave people free burgers, a gallon of sauce whatever. Had a couple walked in they ordered one meal large and a med drink. I grabbed two large cups, by mistake, and just gave it to them. The dude was like " but we only ordered one large" . I stared into this man's soul and just said " Im too lazy to grab the med."

    • @We.are.withdrawn
      @We.are.withdrawn 2 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauloh4571
      @pauloh4571 2 роки тому +11

      How democratic of you. You give away the property of someone else then act as if you were the one being generous. The legal terminology is theft. Hopefully, you will start a business one day and employ individuals just like yourself.

    • @yvetterene
      @yvetterene 2 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @We.are.withdrawn
      @We.are.withdrawn 2 роки тому +35

      @@pauloh4571 technically Wendy's steals away tax dollars from everyone in the nation and give it to themselves in the form of corporate welfare, by paying low wages that people cannot live off of... and they act like its theirs. So in fact they have taken much more from the employee than the value of a few beverages, which already have enormous profit margins.

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 2 роки тому +8

      salute to a real one 🤣🤣

  • @bbtank3000
    @bbtank3000 2 роки тому +13

    “So you had a card this whole time?” 🤣

  • @DCGuruX
    @DCGuruX 2 роки тому +35

    As an introvert I felt all of this lol

  • @tylerzimmerman757
    @tylerzimmerman757 2 роки тому +826

    “I had a dream. That white people and black people would get an equal amount of nuggets!”
    “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

    • @TheAnonymousShade
      @TheAnonymousShade 2 роки тому +20

      Wendy's has better nuggets than McDonald's

    • @tylerzimmerman757
      @tylerzimmerman757 2 роки тому +10

      @@TheAnonymousShade Facts

    • @lisaschooler9992
      @lisaschooler9992 Рік тому

      @@TheAnonymousShade And less expensive! I mean if you buy the small size… Comparatively

    • @C.A-74
      @C.A-74 Рік тому

      ☝️☝️😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mcl8182
      @mcl8182 11 місяців тому

      😂😂😅

  • @kellacanb
    @kellacanb 2 роки тому +93

    I really hate that store mess. 🤣🤣🤣 I used to work at a shoe store and they forced us to ask customers fiddyleven things before we could ring them up and I promise you, I despised it just as much as they did.

    • @ATdaSPIDERMAN
      @ATdaSPIDERMAN 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣, "fiddyleven" man I ain't that in so long. I know exactly what you mean though

    • @quest4redemption462
      @quest4redemption462 Рік тому

      I feel you. When I worked at Office Depot they literally had us harassing customers.

  • @UrsusMaior
    @UrsusMaior 2 роки тому +15

    “The price you pay for politeness , is your time” 👏🏾
    Roy'd love shopping in Germany. You'd be lucky to get a "hello" and "have a nice day". Both together is almost as rare as a free sauce. Which in Germany you don't get either. Period.

  • @SgtCroaker
    @SgtCroaker 2 роки тому +25

    "NO, I didn't come here to do homework" I'm fucking dying!

  • @Tiaffo
    @Tiaffo 2 роки тому +8

    "... The grocery store Illuminati..." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonycorbin8194
    @anthonycorbin8194 2 роки тому +24

    The way the jokes are so put together in the story behind them are dope‼️‼️‼️🙌🏾 ‼️

  • @R7AWSUM
    @R7AWSUM 2 роки тому +39

    Funnily enough, there have been several grocery stores that learned the hard way that pricing everything lower doesn't work that well. Many stores that tried experienced severe drops in traffic and sales, because it was actually the 'sale' that was triggering the impulse for people to come in and buy.
    Sometimes sound logic and customer behaviors just do not line up the way you'd think they would.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 роки тому +3

      Walmart would disagree. Lol it’s how they put Kmart out of business. People still go there to this day thinking they’re getting a deal and don’t even notice that they jacked the prices up on a lot of things. Lol

    • @jpmiller7922
      @jpmiller7922 2 роки тому

      JCPenneys proved that when they did away with their "sales"

  • @startedfromscratch1529
    @startedfromscratch1529 2 роки тому +120

    Taco bell will give you 20 packs of sauce even if you only ordered a Baja Blast lol

    • @jayebogar
      @jayebogar 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jdhartsough
      @jdhartsough 2 роки тому +7

      The app should just have a checkmark for whatever flavor you want a fistful of.

    • @ricolewis2949
      @ricolewis2949 2 роки тому +2

      A great prank my older daughter played on my Jinder daughter that I have on video from Taco Bell from 10 years ago:
      My younger daughter went to the bathroom. Now, I don’t like food tampering with pranks (but we are family and she could get a new cup.) The older opened a pack of picante sauce and opened the cup top. She then inserted the straw into the picante pack. She then shut the lid back on. Refilled with Pepsi. When my youngest daughter took an aggressive “sip” of PICANTE, Ahhhh man…. She was ready to trade us in for a nice family! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Cried, cried, and cried! Memories!

    • @quentinwooten30
      @quentinwooten30 2 роки тому +4

      Damn right. And some napkins lol

    • @godchild006
      @godchild006 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @EzraNiesen
    @EzraNiesen 2 роки тому +30

    I loved shopping at my neighborhood Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee. The Black ladies who worked there all kept membership cards at their registers and swiped them for everyone automatically, instead of asking everyone if we had them or wanted to sign up for them every time we shopped there.

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 роки тому +2

      Damn which PW? I also live here.

    • @EzraNiesen
      @EzraNiesen 2 роки тому

      @@chenstormstout9456 Capitol Dr., between Humboldt Blvd and Holton St.

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 2 роки тому +1

      @@EzraNiesen aw man I used to live over in Sherman Park!

  • @waltergill1226
    @waltergill1226 2 роки тому +25

    I've definitely had the double nugget🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordangryder375
    @jordangryder375 2 роки тому +42

    Why someone got to die over some sauce lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maiwei
    @maiwei 2 роки тому +27

    Having worked retail, I relate so well. Trust me, it was just as cringe for us having to sell the membership cards and "free magazines". And the "pep talks" from the district managers about how it's "totally worth it" and "a great value". And some people wonder how Amazon got so big xD

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 2 роки тому +128

    I've watched a lot of his stuff and I love this one 🤩 Double nugget is the lucky one 😅😅

  • @Ola-mn1kg
    @Ola-mn1kg 2 роки тому +11

    My goodness, this guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed out multiple time.

  • @zerospecs2331
    @zerospecs2331 2 роки тому +40

    I love this man. I remember years ago, McDonald's was charging people for water. Water. In a small ass plastic cup. 25 cents. In the middle of drop dead summer heat. I was so pissed. I walked out and didn't go back for years, and when I did I only went after I asked if the water was free 🤷🏽‍♀️ but now I hardly ever.
    Companies are so ridiculously greedy. It's sad. On the flip side, I had someone at the register buy me a drink when all I asked for was water, and said "We need to take care of each other."
    What's so hard about this greedy corporate? 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 роки тому +4

      People take advantage of free. Also, the amount of scholarships and promotions are directly related to profits. It's not all bad but yes they are greedy. It's a business, not a charity. I'm just saying it's not a black and white situation. A lot of grey area.

    • @spracketskooch
      @spracketskooch 2 роки тому +1

      The people who run those huge corporations have literally let people starve. During the great depression there was a guy who ran a food company, I forget his name. The people were too poor to buy his food, so instead of saying, "you know what I'm in a position to help these starving people, let me charge reduced prices or give away my companies food for free", he gathered up all the excess food, poured kerosene on it, and lit it on fire.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 2 роки тому +1

      @@spracketskooch got a source for that claim?

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 роки тому +2

      You really showed them,huh?

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 роки тому +5

      @@alexandercanella4479 An organization doesn't have to be a charity in order to not nickel and dime people to death. And yes, some people take advantage of free, but not nearly as much as corporations take advantage of the working class and the poor. Those scholarships and promotions are a drop in the bucket compared to the salaries those profits support for those in the C-suite and upper management. It's like comparing a basket of apples to an entire orchard.
      Very little in life is black and white, but today's corporate greed is in no way justified, no matter what "scholarships and promotions" they offer. Charging someone for a cup of water is absurd, regardless of context.

  • @tiffanyr4460
    @tiffanyr4460 2 роки тому +28

    😂 Discount cards in grocery stores never made sense to me either! I'm with Roy just price the food at the cheapest price!

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 2 роки тому +1

      They know that most people like getting an "insider privilege".

    • @GreenyZay
      @GreenyZay 2 роки тому +2

      They do that so they can track your spending habits and sell them more to y6.

    • @idkalan00
      @idkalan00 Рік тому

      On top of tracking your spending habits, the store will also sell your data to advertisers.
      So yeah, you're getting a discount for their "free" membership, but the store gets data to sell and make even more money back

  • @typingreallyfast
    @typingreallyfast 2 роки тому +2

    That callback to the sauce was elite-tier smooth

  • @kafkollectif525
    @kafkollectif525 2 роки тому +64

    The best was that white woman who went crazy over them not having nuggets during breakfast and climbed through the drive thru 🙈🤣

  • @tonyhill7656
    @tonyhill7656 2 роки тому +19

    Never heard of this cat, but I'm definitely going to keep following this brother. Can't get better than realistic subjects

    • @Dkaizen3000
      @Dkaizen3000 Рік тому +2

      Everything he does is on point. I’ve seen so much of the stuff and it’s all excellent!

  • @donnabarrera4304
    @donnabarrera4304 2 роки тому +87

    He definitely is funny 😁, he really hits on some real issues in a hysterical manner!! Love ❤️ him!

  • @81BOOKS
    @81BOOKS 2 роки тому +9

    I’m binge watching all his stand up. This guys comedy is legendary

  • @Trill104
    @Trill104 2 роки тому +16

    This was brilliant lmao… I can’t believe how smooth this routine came together towards the end lmao i may need to watch this entire special.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 2 роки тому +4

    Knew that he's famous and figured he was hilarious, but never really checked his comedy out. Glad I did. He's on fire 💯

  • @blaze5053
    @blaze5053 2 роки тому +15

    This reminds me of Grandpa not want to butter his own popcorn at the movies. I miss Boondocks

  • @VidaBlue317
    @VidaBlue317 2 роки тому +6

    The chicken nugget story had me rollin' 🤣

  • @Vanguardkl
    @Vanguardkl 2 роки тому +15

    So glad Roy got his own show underrated

  • @lincolnpascual
    @lincolnpascual 2 роки тому +18

    I honestly don't mind the chit chat, tbh. I'm a pretty quiet guy in general, don't talk too much. But I don't mind connecting with people for a few minutes, even if it's corporate mandate. The workers are people too, and they might be having a shitty day too, forced to fake a smile. That simple polite interaction could change their whole day, if it's genuine. It's done so for me before.
    Never underestimate the effect of a sincere smile and a heartfelt "you have a good day too"... we're all stuck on this rock in space together. Might as well make the best of it.

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 2 роки тому

      Well said.

    • @lyndamcdonald7701
      @lyndamcdonald7701 2 роки тому

      I like you, that was so kind to read. It takes less than 5min to smile and thank a person.

  • @dimspacha
    @dimspacha 2 роки тому +7

    I'm French I hear leodicaprio and the nugget bits; I'm hooked bro.
    I expect a LOT from you MrRoyWoodJr in 2022

  • @JT-fv6ih
    @JT-fv6ih 2 роки тому +2

    I always say that " you act like the sauce yours" 🤦🏾‍♂️..or charge extra for cheese, give me the cheese that the person ahead didn't want!

    • @raybrown5587
      @raybrown5587 2 роки тому +1

      The fuckery is they want to charge you extra for adding things but don't cut the price if you want things removed

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 2 роки тому +9

    For fast food I promise the best food you’ll get is from the night shift. Night shift hooks people up all the time 😂

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge 2 роки тому +4

    “Can I just have 2 fire sauce packets?”
    “Sure!”
    “There is 12 sauce packets in here…”

  • @Colorcrayons
    @Colorcrayons 2 роки тому +18

    So damn good. I feel less alone and validated seeing his experiences in retail mirror mine. Not only does everything cost more monetarily, but they got to steal your time.

  • @joannachaney2225
    @joannachaney2225 2 роки тому +38

    He is hilarious. Gotta find more of his stuff 🤣🤣

    • @MR-BERRYTEA
      @MR-BERRYTEA 2 роки тому +1

      He's on Spotify!

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons 2 роки тому +2

      The daily show features him, tons of stuff on UA-cam

    • @Javifrom303
      @Javifrom303 2 роки тому +2

      This is on his “father figure” stand up

    • @Zand0r
      @Zand0r 2 роки тому +2

      Look up “this is not happening”

    • @joannachaney2225
      @joannachaney2225 2 роки тому +2

      @@Zand0r I just watched it and o couldn't tell you how hard I wheezed and chocked laughing at him 💀

  • @dinewalton
    @dinewalton 2 роки тому +6

    I use to work in a fast food place. A case of sauce cost about $30 for 100 cups. So it was basically .30 cents per sauce. We would go through 10-15 cases a week. So it adds up.

  • @tevinh3333
    @tevinh3333 2 роки тому +16

    I had a manager who knew if you gave away sauce

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому +11

      I had a manager who made us pick up packets people left on the table and put them back. Wonder if he got fired during covid

  • @mercurygirl8404
    @mercurygirl8404 2 роки тому +6

    8:12 this is too damn hillarious 🤣😭 yesterday I worked register 2 and I'm one of the most silent cashiers there 🤣🤣

  • @Darksagan
    @Darksagan 2 роки тому +2

    He killed that set. 😂😂😂

  • @kinggeorge190
    @kinggeorge190 2 роки тому +1

    “ it is up to you, it’s on your side of the counter “ 😂

  • @kafkollectif525
    @kafkollectif525 2 роки тому +28

    I never understood that how people act like the sauce is coming out of their paycheck. Like the manager is counting the sauces at the end of their shift 🙈😂 Anytime I worked places I just gave people stuff 😎🥂

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 2 роки тому +7

      Because they actually do. Sometimes the managers will literally stand over us to make sure we charge people for extra sauce.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 роки тому +3

      @@lukelyon1781 what a sad sad existence they must have

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 2 роки тому +5

      @@dickhitswater4836 well some places are extremely stingy and upper management will literally fire you/chew you out/write you up if you don't charge for every little thing.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 роки тому +4

      @@lukelyon1781 I know, that’s what’s so sad about it. Especially when at the end of the day tons of that stuff gets thrown away anyways, the manager certainly doesn’t get anything out of being like that and I highly doubt it effects mcdonalds bottom line. Crazy how a tiny bit of authority goes straight to someone’s head. It’s usually typical of someone who gets bullied at home whether it be by a spouse, kids or overbearing parents.

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 роки тому

      Fast food in the UK they throw handfuls of sauce in the bag, sometimes 8 or more. Didnt even ask for it.

  • @naxel37
    @naxel37 2 роки тому +14

    Glad there are still some real comedians that exist. Hilarious!

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 роки тому +2

    This man speaks truth that touches me deep to my soul.

  • @stratmad
    @stratmad Рік тому

    “The price you pay for politeness is your time”. Pure gold.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +12

    Laughed so hard once he got to the foot in the door.

  • @bluecrystalpalace
    @bluecrystalpalace 2 роки тому +59

    This has Trader Joes written all over it LOL, I feel like a jerk sometimes when I'm not in the mood to conversate with the stock people or cashier, but in my head I'm like, "I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't feel like talking, is that a crime?"

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 роки тому +3

      🎯🎯🎯🎯

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt 2 роки тому +2

      Conversate is not a word.

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 роки тому +3

      @@wordsculpt Wrong. Check your Webster’s. “Conversate” is an intransitive verb.📚

    • @PrettyINCs
      @PrettyINCs 2 роки тому +4

      Go to Walmart then. Don’t go to TJs until you are ready for friendly customer service.

    • @joiisler3012
      @joiisler3012 2 роки тому +1

      @@PrettyINCs Or maybe Whole Foods. Oops.🤭 They’re nice there too.
      Oh well, there’s always online shopping.🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @PhillyTK
    @PhillyTK 2 роки тому +4

    This man is a genius bruh, I always die of laughter watching his stuff 🤣

  • @allashuwa_
    @allashuwa_ 2 роки тому +18

    Idk if it's just me, but the crowd seemed dead asf.
    This guy deserve louder laughs and louder claps.

    • @monical733
      @monical733 2 роки тому +1

      Well it could be cuz it wasn’t funny or because it sounded like he was gonna make a joke and never finished it, changing topics pretty quick at first and stuff

    • @pinkishdiamondz
      @pinkishdiamondz 2 роки тому

      I see where you're coming from at certain points. Every joke isn't for every crowd I guess.

  • @LarryDavid47
    @LarryDavid47 2 роки тому +3

    LOVE this new material! The supermarket bit is fantastic.

  • @robbiegailh.2076
    @robbiegailh.2076 2 роки тому +4

    So smart and timely; Roy always makes me feel better. 😁😁😁

  • @Adovian_
    @Adovian_ 2 роки тому +1

    "the price you pay for politeness is your time"
    lmao damn came here to laugh and leaving a new person

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 10 місяців тому +1

    4:35 “This, IS a fast-food spot at 2-o’clock in the morning. Some of them folks back there can’t count to six.”

  • @tkhannibal2476
    @tkhannibal2476 2 роки тому +14

    Great Comedian. And his Father is part of a History that changed the world n lives. Greatness all round

  • @josebaez5967
    @josebaez5967 2 роки тому +4

    So happy I found this comedian 🙌🏽

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 10 місяців тому +1

    7:13 “Why I gotta join the Grocery Store Illuminati, just to get a discount!”

  • @jimmieholland9878
    @jimmieholland9878 2 роки тому +29

    Man why this so funny y’all?

    • @jimmieholland9878
      @jimmieholland9878 2 роки тому

      @Weird Gardener 🌱 thanks haha, man this got 28 likes. Never imagined that happen haha

  • @djmeta4
    @djmeta4 2 роки тому +8

    There is a grocery store close to where I live, that the cashier's always scan a random card before they start ring info you up. It's makes it so much easier

  • @ethanharrison9379
    @ethanharrison9379 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely brilliant. Great composer and deliverance.

  • @suekelsey1329
    @suekelsey1329 Рік тому

    Roy Woods Jr is totally AWESOME!
    Was watching on TV and Had to say
    THANK YOU!!!

  • @RoyAlWhicheez
    @RoyAlWhicheez 2 роки тому +44

    They do have a lane with no chit chat though. The one where you ring yourself up

    • @snoozley853
      @snoozley853 2 роки тому +13

      I'll use the self checkout lane the day I get a discount for doing so. I work hard enough to not also work at a grocery store every time I visit.

    • @adamdooley8977
      @adamdooley8977 2 роки тому +5

      Unfortunately, I talk to myself. 😳

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 2 роки тому +1

      not everywhere.

    • @RoyAlWhicheez
      @RoyAlWhicheez 2 роки тому +6

      @@snoozley853 yeah I get it, running 4 or 5 items across a scanner to be the kind of work that's gonna effect the rest of your day I totally understand. Even if it's only 1 item and doing it yourself might be faster, there should be an employee there to beckon your every call and treat you like the 1 item king you are

    • @Cyberneticnixie
      @Cyberneticnixie 2 роки тому +6

      Being a cashier for as long as I was is *exactly* why I go to self-check now. I know what I'm doing, and it's a lot faster.

  • @rickeshpatel4025
    @rickeshpatel4025 2 роки тому +8

    Love Roy always and forever 🙌🏽

  • @pauleichhammer2082
    @pauleichhammer2082 2 роки тому +6

    I respect this I use to work at a grocery store for about 5 years as a cashier 2.5 years In they changed the rules that we had to say hi to people as they walked in even if we where ringing someone up. Got called out outta 10 coworkers. Idk how that works

  • @alizamoon6842
    @alizamoon6842 2 роки тому

    I gotta say, this is the first comedy I yelled “amen” out, but it deserves it. ❤️

  • @jeremiekonegni4957
    @jeremiekonegni4957 2 роки тому

    This dude is cracking me up! So glad he keeps popping up on my feed

  • @ghoraxe9000
    @ghoraxe9000 2 роки тому +57

    If I was white .. I would have got 7 nuggets... Dead 😆☠️

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому +7

      I've gotten an extra nugget a few times. I am white.

    • @ghoraxe9000
      @ghoraxe9000 2 роки тому +2

      @AL both races do it... White girls do it the most though lol

    • @MickeyMerris
      @MickeyMerris 2 роки тому +5

      @AL Calm down, Professor Serious. Dafuq ?

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому

      @AL it was just a humorous comment. I have no white guilt, but hope you seek help

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому +1

      @@MickeyMerris he's white but has no personality or social skills, therefore highly enraged about his lack of entitlement lol

  • @alessandrorocca5826
    @alessandrorocca5826 2 роки тому +3

    That‘s why I use self checkout whenever possible 🤣

  • @elihenline6089
    @elihenline6089 2 роки тому +1

    Still my favorite comic of the day, Roy Wood Jr. is one of the greats!

  • @shaunaprenga3364
    @shaunaprenga3364 2 роки тому +1

    Absolute bloody legend Roy Wood Jnr... Grocery store illuminati 😂😂😂