Tom Segura's Ayahuasca Experience Leaves Bert Speechless!

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • Tom Segura tells Bert Kreischer about his ayahuasca experience on the Joe Rogan Podcast.

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  • @supernus8684
    @supernus8684 Рік тому +680

    It is pretty strange that Burt, who drinks more then any other of the people in the room, is so opposed to even the idea of trying psychedelics for the reason "he got a brain". Everything about that is just completely backwards.

    • @eamano8474
      @eamano8474 Рік тому +81

      It's more than likely because he's afraid it will cure his alcoholism. I've an alcoholic friend who won't try kratom and I'm sure it's because he knows that people have quit drink because of it. They just don't want to lose that part of their lives

    • @himynameiscorey
      @himynameiscorey Рік тому +50

      Thats the usual thing with alcoholics: hypocrisy

    • @timboslice8559
      @timboslice8559 Рік тому +8

      Drinkings not a problem if it brings good experiences, and you don’t do it everyday

    • @emosam07
      @emosam07 Рік тому +61

      You drink to push stuff down, psychedelics do the exact opposite. Not a wild thought.

    • @nicscharing
      @nicscharing Рік тому +4

      Bert doesn't know what he has, ya he's an alcoholic, but many of us who have done psychedelics, know that it changes you forever, he technically has a pure mind but he's a goofball

  • @joe1071
    @joe1071 Рік тому +111

    “Because you said you were going to be gay and I didn’t want you to be” 😂

  • @RunningWild32
    @RunningWild32 Рік тому +119

    Can you imagine being a raging alcoholic and then judging someone for taking a psychadelic?

    • @RobertSlover
      @RobertSlover 3 місяці тому +2

      *psychedelic at least spell it correctly if your gonna judge someone for being a " raging alcoholic"

    • @colonelcrackerz2320
      @colonelcrackerz2320 3 місяці тому

      @@RobertSlover you spell corrected a year old comment on your public account ya dork 🤓

    • @thelastfober7185
      @thelastfober7185 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@RobertSloverAnd you should learn the difference between your and you're....r e t a r d

    • @patrikbillros
      @patrikbillros Місяць тому +1

      @@RobertSlovera lot of hurt in your words friend, listen to your heart.

    • @jesseshaw8107
      @jesseshaw8107 Місяць тому

      Most of the world's like.that ain't it

  • @Shoutinthewind
    @Shoutinthewind Рік тому +170

    “Put the cool aid aside for tonight”😂😂

  • @RonDaSantis
    @RonDaSantis Рік тому +56

    People smell rain all the time.
    Very common with monsoon rain. You can smell it coming ahead of time.

    • @joe1071
      @joe1071 Рік тому

      My sense of smell is terrible, and I can definitely smell rain

    • @bovinicusdivinicus
      @bovinicusdivinicus 2 місяці тому

      Agreed. I can smell the rain coming. I often predict the rain will come in ten minutes

    • @SwolinsKittyGang
      @SwolinsKittyGang 2 місяці тому +1

      Mostly what one smells is petrichor, which is not the rain itself but a product of the it hitting the soil and plants and particulates being released into the air.

    • @namegoeshere197
      @namegoeshere197 Місяць тому

      Yea, humans are better at smelling moisture in the ait than dog is

  • @dee-taylor
    @dee-taylor Рік тому +157

    Joe just straight up doesn't like Bert anymore

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Рік тому

      I get it. At some time your bucket is full with that cunt. Some people are funny until you reach the moment that all thos funny qualities are annoying as fuck in people you really want to know.

    • @lukehaun2763
      @lukehaun2763 Рік тому +1

      cause of alcohol ?

    • @mikecook8667
      @mikecook8667 Рік тому +37

      Joe is also frequently an asshole to people when he doesn’t have the right balance of weed in his system, which is clear if you look at the aggressive, bully-like nature he had for decades before he started smoking. People just let him get away with it because he is rich, powerful, and gets millions of views so they can’t bite the hands that feed.

    • @mrclancymac1
      @mrclancymac1 Рік тому +1

      I feel that

    • @baddi25
      @baddi25 Рік тому +1

      Yes he is always angry at him

  • @spoopyidk
    @spoopyidk 3 місяці тому +22

    If Barnt tried ayahuasca, he'd be confronted with so much of his bullshit that he'd actually have a chance at saving himself from pickling his organs.

    • @actsofkindess-z6r
      @actsofkindess-z6r Місяць тому

      exactly ,after doing psychadelics I don't enjoy alcohol anymore

  • @SCARFACE69247
    @SCARFACE69247 Рік тому +38

    Because of this show I've been sober for 30 minutes every morning when I first wake up.

  • @SuperNathan125
    @SuperNathan125 Рік тому +66

    “You should put the Kool Aid aside for a night” 🤣🤣

    • @Mikk8l
      @Mikk8l 2 місяці тому

      broo 😂

  • @corayilmaz9486
    @corayilmaz9486 Рік тому +53

    Mushrooms containing psilocybin saved my life. The aided my benzodiazepine withdrawal allowing me to quit illicit pill addiction after three years of heavy daily use before it would had became medically dangerous to quit. It has also helped me survive depression.

    • @ryancihet555
      @ryancihet555 Рік тому +1

      The Trips I've been having really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

    • @ellaaysun6181
      @ellaaysun6181 Рік тому

      @Lillian Victoria I was having this constant, unbearable anxiety due to work stress. Not until I came across *dr.jeromespore* a very intelligent mycologist. He saved my life honestly

    • @ellaaysun6181
      @ellaaysun6181 Рік тому

      @Lillian Victoria You can check him out on. 👇🏻

    • @ellaaysun6181
      @ellaaysun6181 Рік тому

      *l* *G*

    • @ohmakure4716
      @ohmakure4716 Рік тому

      @@ryancihet555 I feel the same way too. I put too much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels. I am also glad to be a part of this community.

  • @BlueManDrew
    @BlueManDrew Рік тому +100

    Bert’s mind is blown anytime anyone shows him he isn’t the centre of the universe

    • @alang4190
      @alang4190 Рік тому +8

      its interesting how he was hurt tom didnt tell him before the guys, and how he said for tom to not talk to anyone else before their next pod ep, and how he had to mention how well he knew tom, so as to let it be known that if tom is ever the topic of conversation, then bert must also be considered the main focus cause they’re partners

    • @BlueManDrew
      @BlueManDrew Рік тому +2

      @@alang4190 on the podcast he said “when I found out you did ayahuasca I felt like I hadn’t been a good friend to you”.
      ua-cam.com/video/ud5fJicpcV0/v-deo.html

    • @likamate7860
      @likamate7860 Рік тому +3

      @@alang4190 maybe because they used to be best friends so he still feels entitled to that special relationship they used to have… But with time people move on and he’s not where Tom’s at anymore and he’s struggling to cope with it? I mean tbf i feel like there’s no point in dissecting all of this, it’s the kind of stuff that should stay private and between them!

    • @alang4190
      @alang4190 Рік тому +1

      @@BlueManDrew lmao thats so funny, he looked really anxious the whole time asking tom for details.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 Рік тому

      Didn't Ari spike him with acid once?

  • @autonomous8108
    @autonomous8108 Рік тому +57

    I tried DMT twice within the same hour. My first experience was so amazing, and euphoric, and unlike anything I've ever experienced that I had to try it again. That was a bad idea. I had a really fucked up trip, saw a replay of my entire life when I closed my eyes, and really horrifying hallucinations if I opened my eyes, so all I could do was finish the trip. I was eventually able to calm myself down, but holy shit. I understand why some people are scared of doing, or even trying psychedelics, especially ones like DMT. It can be scary, and some people can't handle that. It took me a long as time before I built up the balls to try psychedelic. So if you havent tried them, or ur scared, or don't have any interest in it, don't feel ashamed. It's just not for everyone.

    • @ausgepicht
      @ausgepicht Рік тому +19

      You don't do DMT, she does you. You got greedy after being given a massive lesson that you were supposed spend time processing and incorporating. I don't mean greedy in a bad, insulting way, just that that is how "she" saw you. The bad trip was ALSO a lesson that you are supposed to spend time on and process.

    • @autonomous8108
      @autonomous8108 Рік тому +7

      @@ausgepicht yup, you realize those things after having an intense trip like that. And ur right, I did get greedy. I wanted to do it again to feel that amazing feeling, and it shut me down instantly. It's definitely not something to be abused, or used casually. It's not like having a beer after work, or smoking a joint while watching TV. If you don't have respect for it going in, it'll make you respect it. And that's why I think I had two polar opposite trips within the same hour. My first time going in was with respect, while my second time was because I wanted to feel that feeling again. Some people have a hard time finding messages in these sort of experiences, and misinterpret them as a sign to stay away. But when ur comfortable feeling both ur good, and bad feelings, you'll find the deeper meaning in a bad experience with anything.

    • @4Shaman
      @4Shaman Рік тому +5

      Source gave you a taste of the divine power, and like a hungry dog your instinct was GIMME MORE. (No judgement, I was the same)
      And so they basically said "you want power? You wanna stare into the abyss? Here’s another drop" and scared you shitless.
      Next time, you will respect the medicine and take it responsibly. Inshallah

    • @APokeInTheEye
      @APokeInTheEye Рік тому +3

      Couldn't agree more! I thought I was going to be totally fine cuz I've done shrooms before lmao 😂 but maannn... I was SO NOT READY for DMT! I just couldn't believe it! I was so fuckin scared it's beyond anything I've ever felt before. Also it lasted for 45 minutes which felt like an eternity. The worst "stuck in a loop" experience ever. Saw my birth, death, left my body and this dimension, when I eventually opened my eyes I saw "THE GRID" of how all of our reality is artificially held... I took a sip of water and is was just 010100110 going down my throat and then reality collapsed like pixels into nothingness and then I passed out again cuz something literally pulled out "the matrix cord" from the back of my neck "cuz I was not supposed to see how the matrix works" Eventually I came back and the most beautiful fractal, ever growing flower grew from my stomach out of my mouth... My jaw was so wide open I thought it's gonna break... Then I tried to meditate for 10 minutes and started pushing dark energy/demons out of my bellybutton until it finally ended. It's been 4 years and I still have closed eye visuals when sober, and the craziest dreams... Almost no one believes me but I constantly see the near future in my dreams now 👀 anyway... Be cautious 😂😂😂 nah fr fr! I literally feel I opened a portal of some sort and it will always be like this from now on... Or I should do Ayahuasca maybe idk 🤔

    • @legalcake6125
      @legalcake6125 Рік тому +4

      just choose to not be scared

  • @TheCHILDRENofTV
    @TheCHILDRENofTV Рік тому +9

    Bert is a professional at interrupting and hijacking every conversation bro

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Рік тому +100

    Does Bert realise that everyone else is growing and his arrogance is keeping him
    Where he is

    • @joshmitzu7592
      @joshmitzu7592 Рік тому +1

      he needs dosing all the time until he fixes up

    • @i_am3629
      @i_am3629 Рік тому

      probably to dumb

    • @mooketsimorolong1083
      @mooketsimorolong1083 Рік тому +15

      Because he doesn't want to use a foreign substance?
      Grow up.
      Do you and let others do their thing.

    • @themanhimself3
      @themanhimself3 Рік тому +24

      @@mooketsimorolong1083 "Doesn't want to use a foreign substances" but drinks every single night. While overweight and other health problems. psychedelics are the safest thing he could take.

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Рік тому +3

      He is a hardcore alcoholic. He is doing that anyway.

  • @pianoman9421
    @pianoman9421 Рік тому +123

    Everyone take it easy on Bert. He's in this sobriety phase for a reason--it's part of his journey, and he's progressing somewhere. Maybe he'll try ayahuasca or mushrooms at some point, maybe he won't, but where he is now is far healthier than endlessly wrecking his body with booze.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou Рік тому +31

    Joe cant smell rain?! Lmao

    • @Yophillips3272
      @Yophillips3272 Рік тому +4

      He's talking about in a dream. When is the last time you smelled anything in a dream? Now smelling fear I'm not sure what that is lol

  • @milarc
    @milarc Рік тому +58

    Timestamp 2:41 - when they actually start talking about Ayahuasca

    • @eddie756
      @eddie756 Рік тому +2

      thank you for your service

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 Рік тому +8

    So ridiculous the way Burt treats his body. And then he pretends like he’s worried about Ayawaska yes his body is his temple. Give me a break

  • @dubh_glas95
    @dubh_glas95 Рік тому +82

    Pretty weird that I can smell rain and rogan things that's not something you can smell 😅😂

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord Рік тому +5

      there's a word for that smell, I just can't remember what it is I think it starts with a D
      **Petrichor**

    • @m1k3_flo
      @m1k3_flo Рік тому +7

      It’s ozone that you’re smelling. Buy an “ozone-ator” machine thing and it’s the same exact electric smell before rain. . (The machine breaks ions apart so it disinfects the air - like Mother Nature apparently)

    • @dariuswilliams7509
      @dariuswilliams7509 Рік тому +4

      Ate shrooms could taste green off the trees and nature

    • @WorthlessClips
      @WorthlessClips Рік тому

      It's not rain its wet pavement you WATER HEAD

    • @jaysparrow6631
      @jaysparrow6631 Рік тому

      @@dariuswilliams7509 no that’s the taste of mud that’s gots a kick behind it like Mother Earth 😢

  • @jimknott183
    @jimknott183 Рік тому +23

    Tom’s spirit animal is a hamster😂😂

  • @Flunkadunk4369
    @Flunkadunk4369 Рік тому +8

    I love watching podcast like this. Just four close friends enjoying each other's company and sharing wild experiences with unlimited love for each other. Very cool 😎

  • @maliekgenzel
    @maliekgenzel 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how nonchalant Tom is about everything

  • @SD-cv5ox
    @SD-cv5ox Рік тому +27

    "We broke the record..." No Joe no.... Dave broke the record...

    • @gregmonahan990
      @gregmonahan990 Місяць тому

      Exactly lol I like joe but his standup is shite imo. I know it's subjective but regardless he's nowhere even near the beginning of a pimple on Dave's ass in terms of comedy😂

  • @johns5263
    @johns5263 Рік тому +11

    Bert is really upset Tom didn't tell him before the boys

  • @joe1071
    @joe1071 Рік тому +7

    His spirit animal is a weird poodle I’m dying

  • @Marksonfixedmatches
    @Marksonfixedmatches Рік тому +11

    I've heard so many wonderful things about Ayahuasca,magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??

    • @fluffypineapples8852
      @fluffypineapples8852 Рік тому

      I'm so interested in the experience but am terrified of having a bad trip

    • @johnkeleher5563
      @johnkeleher5563 Рік тому

      I did two grams last time, it was a thrilling experience and I enjoyed it

    • @joachimlunares4871
      @joachimlunares4871 Рік тому +1

      (doctor _mckenzie)
      Got psych's**

    • @fluffypineapples8852
      @fluffypineapples8852 Рік тому

      This whole thing is pretty new to me, can I try 3grams?

    • @johnkeleher5563
      @johnkeleher5563 Рік тому

      @@joachimlunares4871 where to search? Is it IG ??

  • @MarioWizzz
    @MarioWizzz Рік тому +7

    when bert said gorilla for joe, i fkin lost it :DDDDD

    • @dcross375
      @dcross375 Рік тому +2

      It was like there was a meter of Joe’s patience for Bert and you could see a significant drop right then and there.

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla Рік тому +56

    I like how Bert will poison his body with loads of alcohol every day but refuse ONE small dose of a natural psychedelic.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn Рік тому +7

      alcohol is natural too

    • @simbeam
      @simbeam Рік тому +3

      Psychedelics are very overrated nothing special in that world.. But people love to "be cool"

    • @MarcelNowotnik
      @MarcelNowotnik Рік тому +2

      @@Jagar_Tharn yeah buy in most cases high concentrated and poison for your body and psychedelics are not

    • @HaloBoy11782
      @HaloBoy11782 Рік тому +5

      @@simbeam I mean its an extremely subjective experience. Im guessing it didnt affect you that much when you took it but it really can be the catalyst for people changing their lives

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 Рік тому +4

      @@simbeam "nothing special" to be thrown into literal space or feel and see things you have never felt or seen and feeling like someone else entirely and coming back having learned valuable new lessons

  • @bigtoneshome_
    @bigtoneshome_ Рік тому +7

    I don’t know what it is but Bert has been so self cantered and interrupts everyone lately. He’s become very annoying and I’m not happy about it .

    • @Paul01123
      @Paul01123 6 місяців тому

      He’s a narcissist

    • @baliG83
      @baliG83 3 місяці тому

      Lately?!

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons 3 місяці тому

      Still going strong

  • @Tetratronic
    @Tetratronic Рік тому +2

    Every time I see Joe and Bert in the room, I get the feeling that Joe despises everything about Bert. The laziness, the lack of discipline, his half-ass approach to everything.

  • @jules11788
    @jules11788 Рік тому +3

    "You should put the Kool-Aid aside for a night."
    LOL

  • @ForceGhostAnakin
    @ForceGhostAnakin 3 місяці тому +2

    0:13 instead of just repeating the correct number and continuing with his thought he tried to make Joe feel wrong for his correction. *Textbook narcissism, feed this to an AI and it’ll agree.*

  • @jrrocha532
    @jrrocha532 Рік тому +11

    Literally smelling rain as we speak 😭

  • @JokerInk-CustomBuilds
    @JokerInk-CustomBuilds Рік тому +5

    I saw Chapelle last month with two buddies... We laughed and talked all the way home... since then it has been referenced a few times, but thats it...
    It is not like he is an oracle, but it was definetly funny! :)

  • @RhetoricalMuse
    @RhetoricalMuse Рік тому +1

    One of the most Joe Rogan stories, ever.

  • @raytracer2651
    @raytracer2651 Рік тому +3

    Fact, humans can smell rain better than sharks can smell blood.

  • @steelshotproductions
    @steelshotproductions Рік тому +6

    THIS IS A FUCKING INCREDIBLE CONVERSATION (yes I'm yelling)! I could listen to these dudes shoot the shit about this for a looooong time. So natural.....like your there with them.

  • @kenbear9290
    @kenbear9290 4 місяці тому +1

    I wish Bert all the best. I felt like if he did mushrooms he would be fighting some demons. Mushrooms will speak to you about your drinking 99% of the time.

  • @just_a_guy10
    @just_a_guy10 Рік тому +5

    I wonder if it’s an alcoholic thing. I’m a functioning alcoholic myself and refuse to take any psychedelics I don’t know why but In my head I would never try it because I’m afraid it would change me 2 much if that makes sense it’s actually hard to explain

    • @OrcOn2Wheels
      @OrcOn2Wheels Рік тому +8

      I think it’s because we’re afraid to confront the things we escape while we drink

    • @blackmatca6277
      @blackmatca6277 Рік тому

      That is very interesting, actually, and i 100% recomand not to take if you drink

    • @just_a_guy10
      @just_a_guy10 Рік тому +1

      @@OrcOn2Wheels hmmm that actually makes sense

    • @just_a_guy10
      @just_a_guy10 Рік тому

      @@blackmatca6277 it is interesting I have heard ppl have quit there addictions after shroom experience but like I said I refuse I guess deep down I’m still not ready to quit

    • @DaSliceAndDice
      @DaSliceAndDice Рік тому +3

      Well I can vouch psychedelics absolutely are life changing. I’ve done shrooms a few times and the stuff you experience while tripping really opens your eyes to a lot and make you understand you don’t know anything about how reality actually works and there’s a lot going on that is very hard to explain and/or understand. So it’s wise to not take them unless you 100% on board.

  • @ChrisFTP
    @ChrisFTP Рік тому +18

    Joe doesn’t hate Bert, he’s just holding Bert accountable for the destruction of his body, and when your best friends try so hard to convince you to stop drinking, and then you don’t listen, it’s disrespectful, and selfish, they want him alive to squeeze all the good times they can out before the end. Bert is selfish and a danger to his self.

    • @kevinprzy4539
      @kevinprzy4539 Рік тому +3

      Lmao it's his body and his life bud, if he wants to drink himself to death that's on him.

    • @RunningWild32
      @RunningWild32 Рік тому +5

      @@kevinprzy4539 Friends hold friends accountable. I would do the exact same thing.

    • @kevinprzy4539
      @kevinprzy4539 Рік тому

      @@RunningWild32 and if that friend doesn't care be prepared to lose him.

    • @GlossaME
      @GlossaME Рік тому

      @@kevinprzy4539 Well, he wasn't a friend in the first place. Good riddance

  • @cironsilver4410
    @cironsilver4410 7 місяців тому +1

    Bert only cares about himself and only wants to talk about himself. But he is stunned and speechless when people don’t fill him in on every aspect of their life. Even if they did waste their time telling Bert anything of substance he would just completely forget it.

  • @Ibetalkinvidyagames
    @Ibetalkinvidyagames 12 днів тому

    It's an elk, it will never not be an elk, it was always an elk, it will always be an elk. Joe's spirit animal is an elk.

  • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
    @stephaniefitzsimon1021 Рік тому +2

    3:10 Bert's face is priceless right here. 😂

  • @0atrama9
    @0atrama9 Рік тому +5

    You should keep kool aid down for a while. Best Joe quote.

  • @macadelic2492
    @macadelic2492 3 місяці тому +2

    Why is Bert so scared 😂

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy Рік тому +3

    It’s so obvious Bert Annoys Joe so much lol

  • @BottledTv
    @BottledTv Рік тому +2

    “one very small piece of paper…”

  • @MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht
    @MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht Рік тому +4

    Joe: i had a dream I was a wolf
    Bert: how do you bring this up at the end of a podcast?
    😂😂😂

  • @cleanCx
    @cleanCx 3 місяці тому

    i’m here for any moment that bert isn’t speaking

  • @bartomiejbrasse6973
    @bartomiejbrasse6973 Рік тому +2

    Joe: 'Let's do Aya'
    Bert: No!
    **Spongebob: 1 month Later**
    Ari: Let's row through the Atlantic Ocean
    Bert: Yes!

  • @tr1pl3thr333
    @tr1pl3thr333 Рік тому +1

    Literally everyone can smell the rain, if you haven't noticed then you desperately need to pay more attention.

  • @FLB223
    @FLB223 Місяць тому

    In Florida we don’t gotta dream to smell the rain we gotta just walk outside

  • @GenericScreenName808
    @GenericScreenName808 Рік тому

    As someone with a 25 lb moyen poodle I can totally see ari as a poodle and it’s amazing

  • @StrategyInformer-sjgold
    @StrategyInformer-sjgold 3 місяці тому

    hmmm i've always been able to smell rain. I thought this was completely normal, that there was a specific smell from the rain.

  • @HAUNTED-DOLL
    @HAUNTED-DOLL Рік тому +1

    I'm more concerned with the desensitization of Joe's nose. Rain has a very distinct smell. You don't have to be a wolf to smell it.

  • @lawerancelanham
    @lawerancelanham Рік тому +1

    Uh...I can smell rain normally. I can smell differences in it too lol.

  • @SQUIRTGANG
    @SQUIRTGANG Рік тому +2

    @5:09 I've always been to smell rain, I'm scared I might be a werewolf now ;0

    • @internaut4257
      @internaut4257 Рік тому

      dont worry, youre still just a lame human

  • @jacobhorton1113
    @jacobhorton1113 Рік тому +1

    Title says leaves him speechless so I was expecting and hoping for him to not talk as much as normal. Damn.

  • @MatthewNGolding
    @MatthewNGolding 2 місяці тому

    2:06, 2:13-2:17, 2:29-2:31, 2:36, 2:39, 2:53, 4:23, 4:31-4:32

  • @steohara6353
    @steohara6353 Рік тому +2

    Oh more of joes guests have done it…almost like they make up a story about it because they know joe will listen

  • @dallassegno
    @dallassegno Рік тому +3

    wait. how much does joe smoke that he can't smell rain?

  • @mrs8171
    @mrs8171 Місяць тому

    Bert considers hot-boxing himself with his own farts after all-night bender an "Ayahuasca-type" of experience......

  • @ottisennes1715
    @ottisennes1715 3 місяці тому +1

    no wolves in a rain forest Joe

  • @willpolr
    @willpolr Місяць тому

    “That’s your spirit animal” 🤣 no.

  • @flynnie5425
    @flynnie5425 Рік тому +8

    dawg people be hating bert a little too much

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Рік тому

      He is acting like an asshole, why shoulf you like this guy ? His assholeness is of the chart.

    • @mercuryfillings8576
      @mercuryfillings8576 Рік тому

      It's needed after years

  • @DJEzraLive
    @DJEzraLive 3 місяці тому

    i just came to watch the clip because it said Burt was speechless...

  • @bovinicusdivinicus
    @bovinicusdivinicus 2 місяці тому

    Human beings can smells rain better than a shark can smell blood in the water

  • @Williamtipq
    @Williamtipq Рік тому +2

    I remember when Bert was a person

  • @mr.reviewyoutoo8449
    @mr.reviewyoutoo8449 3 місяці тому

    Joe watched twighlight and spoked a joint then dreamed about it. It’s all coming out.

  • @BassYakCam
    @BassYakCam 2 місяці тому

    Bert Speechless? Impossible.

  • @Sir-Chancelot
    @Sir-Chancelot Рік тому +1

    Joe does know you can smell rain normally right?

  • @Differenshit
    @Differenshit Рік тому +1

    Wait I thought everyone could smell rain?

  • @nicetaszaq12wsx
    @nicetaszaq12wsx Рік тому

    Smelling rain is one thing. I can sometimes smell when Winter is coming :)

  • @justindiamond5862
    @justindiamond5862 23 дні тому

    you can smell rain . It's the ozone in the air .

  • @JJ-fromDK
    @JJ-fromDK Рік тому +2

    why am I a little worried that these guys with millions of followers combined, even young ones, sit and talk about drugs, so casually!

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 Рік тому +1

      Drugs are whatever, the bigger problem is the fact they all possess little knowledge but have a large platform and they're all outspoken morons.

    • @MrMaldonadoErick
      @MrMaldonadoErick Рік тому

      Because you are a control freak

    • @juricadogan3870
      @juricadogan3870 Рік тому +5

      Because you never tried the ones they talk about?

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Рік тому +8

      Because you are ignorant or scared of yourself. It is not those guys job to educate anybody.
      They have the right to talk about anything they like. Ignoring or banning a topic will never lead to the right result. Drugs are the perfect example, shit is forbidden and people are still using it since decades. What good did it do to just but this imaginery barrier.

    • @nicholasdalonzo7712
      @nicholasdalonzo7712 Рік тому

      Cause you need to worry about yourself.

  • @ripF5C
    @ripF5C Рік тому +19

    Saw Joe Rogan about 2 months ago in Columbus, and Dave came out as a surprise. Forgot about that night literally the next week until now. You are NOT thinking of a comedian for a fucking month after seeing them lmao

  • @YaBoiJeffe
    @YaBoiJeffe Рік тому

    I wish he would take more so Bert could be quiet for longer

  • @JokerInk-CustomBuilds
    @JokerInk-CustomBuilds Рік тому

    Smoking daily for two decades here. Never unemployed and allways smoke after work... But lets not kid anyone I am an addict by choice and basicly equal a functioning alkoholic...
    If i get stopped in my car (in my country) and have to do a drugtest I lose my license AND job...
    but.. I can stop and have taken breaks over the years... but it takes a week with allmost no sleep and alot of willpower to do so... Actually I am currently clean going on day 14...
    p.s My spirit animal is a danish rockstar named Jesper Binzer from a decades old band called D.A.D... :D

  • @TAI_05
    @TAI_05 4 місяці тому

    i bloody love this video

  • @stevem2878
    @stevem2878 Рік тому

    Bert is the only sane one here. Everyone is convinced that psychedelics are just so absolutely nonchalant

    • @leafyo123
      @leafyo123 Рік тому +2

      Bert is the only alcoholic one there. He nonchalantly drinks 64oz of kool aid a day as well.
      But tripping every once is a while is bad right?

  • @exodus146
    @exodus146 Рік тому

    I can smell rain sometimes I can smell before it rains. I don't think its uncommon.

  • @keatonallen2208
    @keatonallen2208 Рік тому +1

    Joe rogan is the 3 eyed raven. He warged into a wolf

  • @SkopjanecMartin
    @SkopjanecMartin Рік тому

    Joe Rogan is having wolf dreams, just like all the stark children. Joe Rogan is a secret Stark confirmed xD

  • @helio68
    @helio68 7 годин тому

    I never liked ari until i started psychedelics lol now i get him

  • @agwinmoore
    @agwinmoore Рік тому

    Joe” it was me and some other animals and we were closing in on a deer” Rogan

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls 13 днів тому

    25000 people? coventry city just played swansea at home n we had 26, and thats a normal week.

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 3 місяці тому

    Proof that an Aya trip doesn't turn everyone into a better person.

  • @invaid_id1984
    @invaid_id1984 Рік тому

    This feels like a setup for sober October for Bert

  • @JakeCox-jf5xv
    @JakeCox-jf5xv Рік тому +1

    I took two men with the acid one time and I can hear everybody's thoughts I knew what they were going to say before they said it nothing was funny anymore I'll never do it again in my life only because I took too many hits blotter paper

  • @Sludgedump
    @Sludgedump 3 місяці тому

    I didnt think anything could render bert speechless

  • @larserik8899
    @larserik8899 Рік тому

    I love when rich people are so wealthy they can ironically finally afford to have a shamanic tribal experiences in a dope ass Forrest.

  • @1stNumberOne
    @1stNumberOne Рік тому

    Dave doesn’t JUST do comedy. It’s like social commentary at this point. I liken it to Paul Mooney or Carlin. He touches on things in a way where you can find the funny and laugh but it makes you look at things from a different perspective without you feeling forced to. It feels natural..

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      @smith1513 Рік тому

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      @smith1513 Рік тому

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    • @smith1513
      @smith1513 Рік тому

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  • @SpadeCaller
    @SpadeCaller 2 місяці тому

    "I'll have what he's having."

  • @brettAnichols
    @brettAnichols 3 місяці тому +1

    Ari gonna fix that

  • @benbennit
    @benbennit 3 місяці тому

    Poodle is a cool spirit animal

  • @integra91ah
    @integra91ah Рік тому

    Imagine thinking you have a sprit animal...lol this is hilarious. Jackssses... That's your spirit animal

  • @nicholaschapman8871
    @nicholaschapman8871 Місяць тому

    Mushrooms helped me stop drinking 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @CD-oq8em
    @CD-oq8em 3 місяці тому

    Do you think 25000 people would have showed up to see Dave only?

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 Рік тому +3

    Bert is on a journey. His time is not ours. F off in the comments with your negativity.

  • @Sheluvricky
    @Sheluvricky Рік тому

    And bro why is this clip reposted if joe rogan already has it on his Chanel do not repost it like it’s yours only repost new clips that are not already on his Chanel cause it’s a oversaturated overload