Ep. 122 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @LukeT84
    @LukeT84 2 роки тому +1289

    Every Ellis story is incredible. I could listen to Tom tell stories about him all day.

    • @KalispellBarbell
      @KalispellBarbell 2 роки тому +77

      The voice gets me

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 роки тому +50

      If he isn’t making them up then holy fuck Ellis is gonna suck when he gets older lol

    • @drewbigelow1052
      @drewbigelow1052 2 роки тому +34

      @@millardfilmore1403 or he’ll be one of the next great stand ups of his generation

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 2 роки тому +23

      You’ll love his new special he is working on then. It’s sooo fucking funny!

    • @Vices665
      @Vices665 2 роки тому +15

      @@FrostyJokerr exactly. His closer about ellis inthe shower is perfect 🤣

  • @Chris-kv4xl
    @Chris-kv4xl 2 роки тому +415

    Listening to Tom talk about his kids is always hilarious. There's always SOMETHIN goin on with those dudes

    • @impossiblegems
      @impossiblegems 2 роки тому +2

      That is always how it is when you have 2 kids

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 роки тому +3

      Think Tom is losing his BF to Ellis lol

    • @mc08808
      @mc08808 2 роки тому

      Luilull love l

    • @jf-sp1dk
      @jf-sp1dk 2 роки тому

      @@impossiblegems 1000% my 5 and 2 year old are hilarious

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 2 роки тому +2

      "Teacher said there's no school today"
      "What? Should I call her?"
      "Don't do that"

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 2 роки тому +734

    You know what would go with Tom's jacket???... THE GLOVE!

    • @alexgreen98
      @alexgreen98 2 роки тому +3

      Ouuu Saucy Tommy buns 🤔👀 that’s smoove as fvck

    • @danielduarte4425
      @danielduarte4425 2 роки тому +7

      U talking about oj's? Lmao

    • @thoz1guyz
      @thoz1guyz 2 роки тому +4

      NES Powerglove?

    • @theironemald8779
      @theironemald8779 2 роки тому +5

      It didn’t fit come on now

    • @cowperm
      @cowperm 2 роки тому +4

      Mike Jackson's sequins glove glove.

  • @DoughpeyDoughpness
    @DoughpeyDoughpness 2 роки тому +139

    If Bart wasn’t a stand-up he would be the worlds best PE teacher 😂

  • @jamesjackson160
    @jamesjackson160 2 роки тому +420

    Fat sticks has to be Bart’s next special

  • @theonetheycallfear8237
    @theonetheycallfear8237 2 роки тому +34

    I love how wholesome Brent and the kids interactions are. Fat sticks just hits different from kids.

  • @Side_quests_Simon
    @Side_quests_Simon 2 роки тому +538

    Yo brent kerscher still out here dressing like a Pokémon trainer and Tom looking dapper as fuck

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 2 роки тому +38

      He's trying to catch all the liver cancer

    • @MrSpeedyAce
      @MrSpeedyAce 2 роки тому +3

      @@andrestein6022 😂😂😂

    • @rayparibello
      @rayparibello 2 роки тому +25

      When I was 23 years old, I got involved with Team Rocket. Here's how it happened.

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 роки тому +1

      @@rayparibello WHAT'S THAT? SLOWPOKE TAIL? *FIENDISH*! I WON'T EAT IT...!

    • @The_Wendigo
      @The_Wendigo 2 роки тому +9

      Ash Drankem

  • @WKRP187
    @WKRP187 2 роки тому +39

    That ASMR JOI segment was the longest Barts kept quiet in the history of Bears podcast.. 10 seconds!!

  • @transkodak27
    @transkodak27 2 роки тому +200

    “It’s so easy to play with kids that aren’t yours.” - Brent

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 роки тому +11

      Jared Fogel from Subway

    • @kurt9364
      @kurt9364 2 роки тому +1

      @Manny don't even get me started on that numbskull

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 роки тому +3

      Transkodak? Idk why but that made me laugh more than it should’ve

    • @PrincessCasserole
      @PrincessCasserole 2 роки тому +2

      Lol it’s very true

    • @alecm_9459
      @alecm_9459 2 роки тому

      Better come correct if you gunna step to Jared bro, he'll fuck u up no 🧢

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG 2 роки тому +21

    "Are you walking me into a battle that you're going to watch me lose?" We just witnessed the moment Bart has become sentient, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @thepiecreamer
    @thepiecreamer 2 роки тому +821

    i love tom’s 5 year old kid with a 45 year old man’s voice

    • @dibanez_1350
      @dibanez_1350 2 роки тому +28

      Literally the funniest thing on the face of the earth

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 роки тому +28

      And the dead expression every time

    • @mandihollingsworth182
      @mandihollingsworth182 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @PettyKreuger
      @PettyKreuger 2 роки тому +1

      That’s his impression of Bert. His child is bert

    • @Masked_Official
      @Masked_Official 2 роки тому

      Haha I love it when he does the impersonations of his son. So deadpan, funny as. "Uh okay".

  • @simplyexistingpod
    @simplyexistingpod 2 роки тому +91

    Tom: “Would you do a gold chain on your shirtless body?”
    Bert: “I have a gold chain”
    Tom: “I know. I’m saying like a..”
    Bert: “Like a golder chain?”

    • @66Sixxy
      @66Sixxy 2 роки тому +7

      Imagine Bert talking about the machine story with a gigantic Russian mob type gold chain on in bedazzled leather hot pants & pointy toe snake skin cowboy boots with silver tips & spurs. 🤣

    • @soiboisteve515
      @soiboisteve515 2 роки тому +1

      @@66Sixxy imagine laughing at the machine in 2022

    • @ryanoneal1567
      @ryanoneal1567 2 роки тому

      @@66Sixxy I imagined the leather pants shirtless chain and shoeless with a bottle of vodka next to him 😂

  • @evfields24
    @evfields24 2 роки тому +530

    Bert goes from “oh he’s looking better” to “Jesus this dude is gonna die soon” on a week to week basis

    • @megyskermike
      @megyskermike 2 роки тому +25

      Nah, it's pre-recorded..the past 3 months he's looked like the paragon of alcoholism.

    • @lazarus8447
      @lazarus8447 2 роки тому +20

      @@megyskermike Dionysus the greek god of wine would say "Dude, slow the fuck down"

    • @sasogorelick
      @sasogorelick 2 роки тому +13

      Bacchus Chrysler

    • @bdrussel1
      @bdrussel1 2 роки тому +4

      He said he had a churchill day the day before this was shot the fact he is even there is amazing

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 2 роки тому +7

      He's really turning into the fake Bert from Tom's dancing video.

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 2 роки тому +48

    The best special I’ve seen lately is hands down Shane Gillis, non stop jokes I was dying the whole way through

  • @richkrupansky1339
    @richkrupansky1339 2 роки тому +76

    I would love to hear his son talk bc the voice Tom does is hilarious

  • @HBR-q5z
    @HBR-q5z 2 роки тому +68

    Fifteen minutes into this episode.
    My Wife: Was Leanne a teacher?
    Me: I think she manages Bert's schedule but used to manage apartment complexes.
    My Wife: She should run a Special Ed school. She'd be really good at it.

  • @macyjohnson4505
    @macyjohnson4505 2 роки тому +101

    “Fat sticks” from a child would be terrifying and funny as fuck at the same time omfg! I laughed so hard at that story

    • @cravensz
      @cravensz 2 роки тому +3

      so fucking funny 🤣

    • @ext93
      @ext93 2 роки тому +1

      Last summer my cousin and her 2-3 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter from Houston came up to visit for a month. The boy had been speaking for a while, didnt know too many words yet, and constantly called me butthole. Then would laugh his ass off. I can't wait to hear what he says this coming summer when they visit.
      Also once I was swimming with the kids while my cousin and sister were shopping or something. Eventually the boy gets out of the pool onto the deck, dropped his trunks and started peeing in the pool like it was a giant toilet, laughing the whole time. He's a savage

    • @macyjohnson4505
      @macyjohnson4505 2 роки тому

      @@ext93 ❤️😂

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 роки тому +1

      Terrifying?😒

    • @macyjohnson4505
      @macyjohnson4505 2 роки тому

      @@kristiskinner8542 yeah do ya know what that means

  • @EdwardHiller
    @EdwardHiller 2 роки тому +26

    14 minutes in and my 5 year old wakes up to Bert talking like " Why is that man all red?" lol

  • @spencerlawrence8318
    @spencerlawrence8318 2 роки тому +60

    I hope Burff heard Tom’s thoughts on “Margaritaville Lifestyle”

    • @mandihollingsworth182
      @mandihollingsworth182 2 роки тому +1

      Yes!!! That ,Your Mom's House episode was fucking hilarious. Tom and Christina tore up the whole Margaritaville/Jimmy Buffett/Bert's drinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snoop8664
    @snoop8664 2 роки тому +33

    54:30 Bert not realizing his daughter has the Mickey Mantle gene😂

  • @AarononYoutube
    @AarononYoutube 2 роки тому +16

    In another universe Bert is the greatest middle school pe teacher that ever lived.

    • @impossiblegems
      @impossiblegems 2 роки тому

      In 1980 when they didn’t have to actually do anything

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 2 роки тому

      He'd be a legend because of the rumors that he's piss drunk by 5th period but nobody knows for sure

  • @grahamwalden2867
    @grahamwalden2867 2 роки тому +29

    Bert has been doing really well with his drinking. He drank all day yesterday, is drinking now and will drink tomorrow but he turned down 1 drink. 🤣🤣

  • @nonoahhh
    @nonoahhh 2 роки тому +70

    Bert drunk playing hide n seek with Toms boys
    I miss my drunk uncle
    Rest easy uncle Dan

  • @supersourwombat6856
    @supersourwombat6856 2 роки тому +15

    I love how Tom only addresses the wild things Bert says with silly faces to the camera as he rambles on

  • @erebusrealm
    @erebusrealm 2 роки тому +9

    I love how Tom just sits there and lets Bert talk incessantly for minutes on end

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox 2 роки тому +1

    The blue suit with those blue eyes and loud shoes- bam! Magic!

  • @vupod
    @vupod 2 роки тому +9

    Talking to Bert is like having 16 conversations at the same time.

  • @DanielZeal
    @DanielZeal 2 роки тому +11

    Even when it feels like my life is in the toilet, there's still something to look forward on Mondays. 👏🏿 Thanks guys.

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 2 роки тому +2

      I dunno if I'd bother getting out of bed on Mondays if Burr, Joey Diaz, and Two Bears didn't all drop on Mondays.

  • @jrvondoom
    @jrvondoom 2 роки тому +68

    I do a 3-12 shift every Monday. And when I knock off I go home, smoke, snack and watch the new episode. It’s the perfect knock offs. I can just sit stoned and zone out with the boys. cheers and love from australia to you both and all the crew. appreciate everyone.✌🏼❤️

    • @adamblackwell8704
      @adamblackwell8704 2 роки тому +9

      Just knockin off eh mate

    • @itsmegilbo
      @itsmegilbo 2 роки тому +2

      From Aus too, I get a 4pk of Turkey's and smash them with the boys. Nothing better

    • @Paul_DSZ
      @Paul_DSZ 2 роки тому

      How much is weed there

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 2 роки тому +1

      I’m doing that same thing right now. But in the U.S

    • @jrvondoom
      @jrvondoom 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wnick56 hey bud. Have a good shift ✌🏼

  • @Sasshi106
    @Sasshi106 2 роки тому +1

    The voice Tom does for his kids is amazing. I die.

  • @kaptinKuba
    @kaptinKuba 2 роки тому +16

    Good morning bear family!

  • @theonetheonlytwig
    @theonetheonlytwig 2 роки тому +10

    Every once in a while we get the Bart perv episode and Tim being on board is amazing ❤️

    • @ev3835
      @ev3835 2 роки тому

      once in awhile? bert says pervy things every episode lol

  • @richardgonzalez6396
    @richardgonzalez6396 2 роки тому +17

    When bert says "lately" he means the past few hours.. 😅😅😅

  • @dodgy1779
    @dodgy1779 2 роки тому +2

    Beautiful. I think this may be the most perfect podcast episode possible

  • @andrewkoly
    @andrewkoly 2 роки тому +6

    Anyone else super into Tom’s kid’s stories. Already a fan.

    • @jeremydelaney1112
      @jeremydelaney1112 2 роки тому +1

      You will love his next special then. Unless you have already seen his "I'm coming everywhere" set you know what I'm talking about. So funny.

    • @soiboisteve515
      @soiboisteve515 2 роки тому

      @@jeremydelaney1112 nice plug, Jeremy 👍 I'll give it a watch

  • @jackscott8371
    @jackscott8371 2 роки тому +1

    Toms voice for his boys is perfect as he will never have to change it

  • @seandugan4184
    @seandugan4184 2 роки тому +118

    Bert DOES sleep with things in his mouth. He already admitted that he slept with chunks of onions in his mouth to fix his teeth. What a cool guy!

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 роки тому +3

      Oh my god that’s gross.. poor Leeanne

    • @Nanossteam
      @Nanossteam 2 роки тому +8

      But he also wears duct tape in his mouth to be quiet 🤣🤣

    • @briansears5902
      @briansears5902 2 роки тому

      @Yaldabaoth as aaKSOIaa@@£

    • @kevinpoff45
      @kevinpoff45 2 роки тому +2

      @Yaldabaoth you made me laugh so hard brown came to town

    • @adamgalliano
      @adamgalliano 2 роки тому

      Compulsive liar

  • @Charchar1990
    @Charchar1990 2 роки тому +8

    “Even trimmed hair pubic daily” Todd trying to keep a straight face reading that ad made me howl.

  • @usmc72409
    @usmc72409 2 роки тому +28

    The funniest memory I have of my kid being scared, kid was standing on the bed watching tv. Just learned what zombies are. I walk in the room near the bed, as soon as I have eye contact I throw my leg under the bed like something grabbed me. The tremble that went up this kids body and the shriek that I heard, I laughed so hard that I was crying and my stomach muscles hurt. After that it was on. Everyday was a mission on how to scare me back. Funniest shit ever.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds traumatizing 🤣

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 2 роки тому +2

      @@josef2012 ya there was this show called face off. They used to take people and make them up into monsters. I had to use that to make sure I didn’t instill a fear. It’s been years now, kid is 16, and my kids movies of choice…. Horror movies.

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 2 роки тому +2

      It was so freakin funny tho. I can still clearly picture the whole thing. The tremble from toes to head. Hilarious. I felt bad but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. I didn’t ever do it again. Not that scary anyway. The things I wish I had recorded.

    • @carynmartin6053
      @carynmartin6053 2 роки тому +2

      @@usmc72409 my ex husband used to love scaring me and our kids for fun, but he was an abused child himself so he was probably working stuff out subconsciously

    • @BobSmith-lu5ug
      @BobSmith-lu5ug 2 роки тому

      You are a terrible person.. and that's hilarious keep up the good work lol

  • @boebrown9332
    @boebrown9332 2 роки тому +5

    Bert: I've been good about my drinking lately
    Tom: You were probably 3 bottles of wine in

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 2 роки тому +61

    HOLY FUCK the look of panic on Bert's face when he mistakenly thought PornHub released everyone's individual searches each year 😆😆😆🤣🤣

    • @Phil.Anthropy
      @Phil.Anthropy 2 роки тому +24

      Like when Chris found out you can save Snapchat

    • @wilder2979
      @wilder2979 2 роки тому +2

      @@Phil.Anthropy uh hundred percent

    • @skeptical4446
      @skeptical4446 2 роки тому +3

      @@Phil.Anthropy imagine if snap chat released everyone's history to the public. Chris would be in Jail and Bert would be forced to come out as bisexual

  • @heyhihelloitsmeforreal
    @heyhihelloitsmeforreal 2 роки тому +1

    tom's reactions to almost everything Bert says mean the word to me

  • @chadeisenhooth7797
    @chadeisenhooth7797 2 роки тому +5

    Love the shoutout to Gillis. Gotta get the big DAWG on the pod

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 2 роки тому +1

      Turns out there's a pussy convention in town! Hopefully he won't miss any of that top shelf primo snatch

  • @ryanbecker3757
    @ryanbecker3757 2 роки тому +1

    Really enjoyed watching Tom struggle his way through a map of the US

  • @IIDynamoDuckII
    @IIDynamoDuckII 2 роки тому +3

    Let's play a game, "swim with weights" 😂 what the f?! Is he preparing them to join the Navy Seals 😂😂😂
    Bert is so funny, I love him

  • @krisboyce77
    @krisboyce77 2 роки тому +1

    If this pod was a football game, Bert would absolutely dominate time of possession.

  • @macyjohnson4505
    @macyjohnson4505 2 роки тому +4

    Yes on the suit w tom’s eyes

  • @docmusik2274
    @docmusik2274 2 роки тому +7

    8:04 did Bert really just say “it’s so easy to play with kids that aren’t yours”?? 😂

  • @crd88918
    @crd88918 2 роки тому +9

    saw tom in DC last night… his new hour was incredible. He absolutely killed it, if you have an opportunity to see him live for his current tour do yourself a favor and go. my favorite live comedy show i’ve ever been to.

    • @motaki79
      @motaki79 2 роки тому

      He’s in DC??! I missed it 😢😩

    • @lordvonquaviusiv
      @lordvonquaviusiv 2 роки тому

      I saw him in Albany and he fucking killed it.

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato675 2 роки тому +1

    I love it when they show Tom watching Bert for his reaction 🤣🤣🤣

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 2 роки тому +4

    Shane Gillis live in Austin is such a good special I have watched it a dozen times now

  • @WickedSpade
    @WickedSpade 2 роки тому +2

    Tim watching Brett get all silent and bricked up to a JOI vid made me laugh harder than it should. He was stunned.

  • @toddmchenry8509
    @toddmchenry8509 2 роки тому +11

    Having friends who have kids to play with must be great. Hell to having my own, thats a daily torture

  • @justindavis8793
    @justindavis8793 2 роки тому +1

    Jesters were probably the original stand ups I’d say

  • @thegentlemandrummer8753
    @thegentlemandrummer8753 2 роки тому +7

    Tom owes charo 500 dollars!!

  • @jeffreyrichards153
    @jeffreyrichards153 2 роки тому

    Bert's facial expression watching the JOI video, was priceless. 😄

  • @moosicninja09
    @moosicninja09 2 роки тому +9

    Tom’s been lookin like he either hasn’t been sleeping or decided to straight evolve into 50 mili tommy.

  • @TheIrishCartman
    @TheIrishCartman 2 роки тому +1

    Barts film about him and Russia is really going to do well now , hahahaha

  • @tyrellwilliams9360
    @tyrellwilliams9360 2 роки тому +3

    Tom and bert together are phenomenal untouchable love theo love Joey love Chris love all you guys, hats off to Joe and Bill, but 2 bears is king of kings for me

  • @GarethNicholson
    @GarethNicholson 2 роки тому

    "Gucci are you watching" - Almost covered my laptop with coffee 🤣

  • @gquinn2599
    @gquinn2599 2 роки тому +22

    No better way to start a week than listening to the ramblings of a career alcoholic who refuses to admit he has a problem! Please never change Brent!

    • @caleblee9119
      @caleblee9119 2 роки тому +1

      Who tf is brent

    • @ariehill5631
      @ariehill5631 2 роки тому

      @@caleblee9119 ??? Literally one of the hosts. Tom Segura and Brock Chrismus

  • @electricgoose4691
    @electricgoose4691 2 роки тому

    This podcast is wild. They just do whatever they want with very little format...and I love it

  • @T.L1811
    @T.L1811 2 роки тому +3

    Man Bert's getting close to crossing the Steve Segal jet black beard. Please don't let Bert go down that path.

  • @lucasjohnedward
    @lucasjohnedward 2 роки тому

    Someone please make a super cut of their stories about their kids please. They’re hilarious

  • @flyerCG
    @flyerCG 2 роки тому +9

    So 6 places for snapbacks and Brut placed the USSR one right up in there 😂.

    • @ryant390
      @ryant390 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair, they recorded this awhile ago.

    • @flyerCG
      @flyerCG 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryant390 stop being fair against Burt bro 🤭😂

  • @zacheryp813
    @zacheryp813 2 роки тому +1

    37:44 Bernt being friends with Scott Stapp from Creed is the most florida thing ever

  • @Jays1fan1
    @Jays1fan1 2 роки тому +7

    Brent Chrysler can't be too happy about his timing on doing a movie that takes place in Russia.

    • @supafun33
      @supafun33 2 роки тому

      Technically it's Serbia and I think Russians are the bad guys?

    • @soiboisteve515
      @soiboisteve515 2 роки тому

      @@supafun33 Yes to the Serbia, and the US already bombed them, but Americans won't know the difference.

    • @Jays1fan1
      @Jays1fan1 2 роки тому

      @@supafun33 I believe Serbia is where it is filmed, not where it is supposed to take place in the movie.

  • @efoxneo
    @efoxneo 2 роки тому

    Last 20 minutes gets wild. What an episode.

  • @austin5317
    @austin5317 2 роки тому +11

    When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian invasion of Ukraine...

  • @zakkbeckettt
    @zakkbeckettt 2 роки тому

    Patty being a good producer bringing what he thinks Brent wants
    Brent: I manifested it!!!

  • @TekNoSolja
    @TekNoSolja 2 роки тому +8

    Toms special should be called “hot sauce is the best” or “hey, Tom” cuz Ellis calls him Tom.

  • @ShugPhD
    @ShugPhD 2 роки тому +1

    All y'all's podcasts are already quieter than any other I listen to so my favorite part of these is definitely when Bruce pulls away from the mic to start whispering

  • @VIi726
    @VIi726 2 роки тому +17

    On today’s episode of Bert talks, Tom listens…

  • @brandonb.7650
    @brandonb.7650 2 роки тому +1

    The last 20mins was gold😂

  • @Qurisx
    @Qurisx 2 роки тому +5

    This podcast has taught me the difference between Tom thinking Brent has a genuinely good idea and when Tom just wants to enable him LOL

  • @georgieboy_htown4eva4eva
    @georgieboy_htown4eva4eva 2 роки тому

    The way Tom impersonates Ellis is gold.

  • @benjamintelford
    @benjamintelford 2 роки тому +104

    Looks like we won’t get to see Bert’s movie for a while 😂 Talk about bad timing..

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 2 роки тому +5

      What?

    • @chadchadchadchadchad
      @chadchadchadchadchad 2 роки тому +50

      @@giantturd5157 Bart has a story about a piece of machinery that he saw in Russia. His movie is about the machine. Russia has attacked Ukraine using similar machines, so it probably won't get released because it could implicate Bart in the invasion.

    • @PrairieSundog
      @PrairieSundog 2 роки тому +13

      @@chadchadchadchadchad it ain't that deep

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 2 роки тому +19

      @@PrairieSundog I'm pretty sure he's joking lol

    • @CharDeeMCD
      @CharDeeMCD 2 роки тому +4

      @@chadchadchadchadchad 😂😂😂

  • @charliegraham6301
    @charliegraham6301 2 роки тому +2

    Never thought I'd have a half chub watching 2 bears one cave 😧

  • @grampageoff
    @grampageoff 2 роки тому +5

    Gonna need that FatSticks merch drop asap

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater 2 роки тому +2

    I love that Tom encourages Bert to go outside his comfort zone and make decisions that others might consider “insane” or recklessly impulsive. That is true friendship!

  • @robertfanion2815
    @robertfanion2815 2 роки тому +3

    Tom needs to do a Tuxedo for the next special. "Tuxedo Tom" needs to happen.

  • @michaelwilson6659
    @michaelwilson6659 2 роки тому

    One of the best one yet 😂😂😂 Bert’s laugh kills me everytime

  • @crispy8835
    @crispy8835 2 роки тому +4

    Bert acting like women would be attracted to him as a instagram model 😂😂

  • @ari-tw5vx
    @ari-tw5vx 2 роки тому

    I don’t think I should be listening to this at work lol 😂😂

  • @liamsire
    @liamsire 2 роки тому +5

    At 1 hour and 8 minutes Bret Krystals reveals how he will "accidentally" depart this plain.

  • @fiore_adriano
    @fiore_adriano 2 роки тому

    The laughing in the background gets me.

  • @jayjayjay365
    @jayjayjay365 2 роки тому +5

    Yay its "Tom and the Tard"

  • @prisma250
    @prisma250 2 роки тому

    The Ellis voice is everything

  • @daveshonk7702
    @daveshonk7702 2 роки тому +8

    That Russian Navy 'Machine' hat behind Burnt is going to age like milk, methinks...

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 роки тому +1

      The Russian government is awful. Don't blame the citizens. There are many Russians deserting the military and civilian protests.

  • @OriginLabR32
    @OriginLabR32 2 роки тому +1

    Hats off to Enny for the camera work during the JO instruction segment

  • @kevinwill7549
    @kevinwill7549 2 роки тому +35

    i'll literally kill myself if i have to hear bert dissect how stand up comedy works again

    • @soiboisteve515
      @soiboisteve515 2 роки тому +2

      But it's an art bro. Modern day Socrateez and stuff

  • @LouiePGallo
    @LouiePGallo 2 роки тому

    13:24 "Oh, Jim Crow was the very first stand-up?" is the most BERT thing I have ever heard. haha

  • @mangoman1073
    @mangoman1073 2 роки тому +5

    its funny seeing Bert say he prefers specials that dont have anything else extra besides jokes, after just having Esther on his Podcast saying she has a lot of her family in hers

  • @xJRxinated
    @xJRxinated 2 роки тому

    High praise from the bears for Shane. Loved that special ❤️

  • @ShadowJacker420
    @ShadowJacker420 2 роки тому +11

    So sad I'm all caught up and have to wait a whole week now to watch lol. Keep it up fellas. My favorite pod cast by far!! Can't wait to see Tom here in a few months in Indiana.

  • @Cmart50
    @Cmart50 2 роки тому +2

    watching Bert discover JOI was both hilarious and traumatic, i could see into his soul

  • @comfykeegs
    @comfykeegs 2 роки тому +9

    Why am I picturing Jack Torrence going through the Overlook maze yelling “FATSTICKS!!!!!”

  • @brooksdurham8244
    @brooksdurham8244 2 роки тому

    Bert trying to outsmart two children is the best thing for my mental state today 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️👍

  • @zackerick4753
    @zackerick4753 2 роки тому +3

    Tommy is dressed exceptionally well this episode, Bret still looks like a homeless person that won the lottery.

  • @senshi187
    @senshi187 2 роки тому +1

    that look in Brands eyes when he said "I love wine" you could realy feel and see the love.