I became a BAD teacher - The Kindergarten Challenge in Bitlife

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  • @flyingman2633
    @flyingman2633 5 років тому +1097

    Military hero challenge:
    Enlist in the military when you're 18
    Get a medal.
    Be heroic and get the hero ribbon.
    Do not abandon your post.
    Do the right thing whenever something comes up.
    Get deployed more than once.
    Get to at least Captain.
    Have a lover (So if you die it will be dramatic.)

    • @j.m3361
      @j.m3361 5 років тому +21

      This is a very good challenge

    • @Basil-.
      @Basil-. 5 років тому +5

      @@j.m3361 agreed

    • @YourLocalElla
      @YourLocalElla 5 років тому +7

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @carleneadams2763
      @carleneadams2763 5 років тому +3

      👌👍

    • @mythicalrock2486
      @mythicalrock2486 5 років тому +3

      September 20

  • @braeden4721
    @braeden4721 5 років тому +298

    Angel to Evil Challenge:
    Part one (0-35) Be as nice and pure as you can. Help people who need it, spend time with family and don't do anything mean or rude.
    Part two (36-death) Start pick pocketing, robbing houses, and killing. Avoid your family except for insulting and occasionally asking for money. If they refuse, assault them. Go to jail at least once.
    Hope you like this challenge 💚

  • @boomarang3018
    @boomarang3018 5 років тому +1296

    The *David* challenge:
    1.Become David’s mum.
    2. Have at least one kid, and call it David, if you have more call them David 1,david 2, etc.
    3: Get divorced and cheat on your lover.
    4. Choose all the bad options.
    5. Don’t get a job.
    6. Be mean to your *davids*
    7. Abandon your *davids*
    #scrubs 🙃

    • @nightcorelyrics4550
      @nightcorelyrics4550 5 років тому +22

      Im gonna try that haha

    • @AkumuIsSleepy
      @AkumuIsSleepy 5 років тому +49

      7.abandon a david
      Lol I’m sorry I had to

    • @boomarang3018
      @boomarang3018 5 років тому +15

      G.A.A actually that’s a good idea!

    • @boomarang3018
      @boomarang3018 5 років тому +5

      Nightcore & lyrics yeah so am I lol 😆

    • @olliero436
      @olliero436 5 років тому +1

      XD IM SO N MO OUH HFYGFG

  • @edgydreamy681
    @edgydreamy681 5 років тому +172

    School: banned bitlife
    David: plays bitlife.
    Teacher: is that bitlife?
    David: yes
    Teacher: calls police
    Bijuu Mike: where’s David
    Bijuu Mike: reads message’ David’s in jail’
    The David Saga Will Continue

  • @anthonyz4508
    @anthonyz4508 5 років тому +1185

    *PLOT TWIST:* someone *framed* david for the crime he commited! 🤔 #freedavidfromjail

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 5 років тому +32

      I bet it was David's identical twin brother

    • @mr.jkcrepper5326
      @mr.jkcrepper5326 5 років тому +3

      Uhx

    • @loverrgiirrl
      @loverrgiirrl 5 років тому +1

      YEET

    • @cam7172
      @cam7172 5 років тому +10

      I am so stupid....
      Who David
      :/

    • @anthonyz4508
      @anthonyz4508 5 років тому +9

      Cameron Sharpe maybe you should watch the video that mike did on being an evil nun in bitlife, you’ll figure who david is from there. 😁

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +132

    So you are nugget, ms Applegate, scientists, janitor, all in one life, that's interesting..

  • @OceanBreezee
    @OceanBreezee 5 років тому +104

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Mike: *Raging over not getting a job as a teacher* ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP REJECTING MY APPLICATION. *verbally abuses mother*

    • @kanadies
      @kanadies 3 роки тому +2

      lol it's surely not because he has 27% smarts, not the reason at all XDD

  • @elissafrasure8523
    @elissafrasure8523 5 років тому +220

    Kindergarten.
    The best year of my life.
    Made into this game...
    *now I love school and I can’t help it*

    • @Bluebell_Youtube
      @Bluebell_Youtube 5 років тому +9

      You just wait till high school then tell me you love school

    • @spongebobsquarepants9622
      @spongebobsquarepants9622 5 років тому +4

      E kitten lmao this gacha kid got facts

    • @blmacab1126
      @blmacab1126 5 років тому +1

      E kitten not everyone’s high school experience is miserable

    • @kerrybuck3830
      @kerrybuck3830 4 роки тому

      I love school too!

  • @breannajohnson22
    @breannajohnson22 5 років тому +213

    16:38
    Age 43:
    “I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump.”
    Wtf?!?💀

  • @a-different-one3864
    @a-different-one3864 5 років тому +88

    BITLIFE CHALLENGE
    Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens.
    Rules:
    1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family
    2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life
    3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous
    4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them"
    Good luck! 💙

    • @emmetlover206
      @emmetlover206 5 років тому +2

      Yes. more people like this so BIjuu Mike has a better chance at seeing it.

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 років тому +2

      Im davids little sister owo

    • @penelope36
      @penelope36 5 років тому +2

      people have to like this bijuu must see this

  • @apridotz
    @apridotz 5 років тому +230

    we need McDonald employees to save david

    • @jasminereed4259
      @jasminereed4259 5 років тому +3

      I gonna blow up the place

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 років тому +9

      On my way to area 51 ill pick up david from jail dont worry

    • @owo-kun5378
      @owo-kun5378 5 років тому

      I can get you half price off food :/

    • @DoinYourMom1243
      @DoinYourMom1243 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes another steven universe fan

  • @disagust9619
    @disagust9619 5 років тому +161

    Last Time I Was This Early Bijuu Mike Was Still Stuck On Monday.

    • @crossingvalleys7224
      @crossingvalleys7224 5 років тому +3

      Army? 💜💜💜

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 5 років тому +2

      • Suga Trash • no

    • @GojoSan21
      @GojoSan21 5 років тому

      August D 🤤

    • @disagust9619
      @disagust9619 5 років тому

      Not Gonna Even Answer Because It’s Unrelated, Kinda Makes Me Pissed

    • @beomy99
      @beomy99 5 років тому +1

      м σ м σ я ι η g thank you for not replying:
      OMG ARMY SIS WE STAN

  • @mirrythewolf
    @mirrythewolf 5 років тому +15

    David's family probably put him in jail so he won't watch more bitlife, we have to save him.
    #SaveDavid #FreeDavidFromJail

  • @anthonyz4508
    @anthonyz4508 5 років тому +37

    *BitLife ‘Scrubs choose what I do!’ Challenge!*
    You have to *stream* playing BitLife and, us scrubs have to decide everything from your name and, your love interest!
    And, when I say we choose everything I mean, *EVERYTHING!* 💚💚

  • @thatothergirl9205
    @thatothergirl9205 5 років тому +359

    Kindergarten will never die 😂😭❤️

  • @DoinYourMom1243
    @DoinYourMom1243 5 років тому +363

    This is how many times bijuu mike said *lets just buckle into it*

  • @chendahan7388
    @chendahan7388 5 років тому +178

    Today scrub of the day goes to......
    Anyone but me and you the person who likes this comment

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 5 років тому +176

    O' Mighty Scrub-Lord!
    I am early!
    I hope this shall appease you!

    • @thatonejellyloser4260
      @thatonejellyloser4260 5 років тому +2

      I AM THE LORD OF SCRUBS CASE ME A SKINNY SCRUB

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 5 років тому +1

      AS AM I

    • @yurigacha-san1367
      @yurigacha-san1367 5 років тому +3

      And I hope the mighty Scrub Lord will forgive me for being 14 minutes late 😔😢

    • @saphirestorm7952
      @saphirestorm7952 5 років тому +5

      Yuri Gacha-Chan
      I've seen you on his videos before but, same

    • @lakegulian3598
      @lakegulian3598 5 років тому +1

      👏👏👏

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r 5 років тому +8

    *_Hint: To become teacher, for example, history teacher, you need to go to university for History. If you want to be a normal teacher, education_*

  • @ashtoneva4926
    @ashtoneva4926 5 років тому +2

    "Four years of college and for what?!"
    God, you have no idea how relatable that rage sentence was. I felt that on a spiritual level.

  • @21lareynita
    @21lareynita 5 років тому +8

    When Bijuu mike said Where have you been I said
    “At jay from the Kubz scouts”

  • @PinkMrSaturn
    @PinkMrSaturn 4 роки тому +1

    How about the craze challenge!
    The crazy kid stage 5-17 years: 1. be really mean in school 2. If somebody says something mean/rude to you assault them.
    The crazy adult stage 18-38: 1. rob banks 2. Go to jail 3. Have no job.
    The bad boomer stage: 1. be rude to everyone you see 2. get a job at a restaurant 2. Hurt the people who give a bad review 3. Make sure ya do those droogs

  • @luannstone5788
    @luannstone5788 5 років тому +3

    Everyone asks where is David.
    But the real questions are
    1. What is David
    2. Who is David
    3. Why is David
    4. When is David
    And people who care ask how is David

  • @tensfruitcup9708
    @tensfruitcup9708 5 років тому +2

    Funny coincidence, as soon as Mijuu Bile was at the part where he was struggling to become a teacher, an ad popped up about a university hiring jobs for teachers!

  • @kunaikuraii
    @kunaikuraii 5 років тому +14

    You made my day you are super funny and amazing keep up the good work! XD
    Also that was a very creative challage

  • @kmiylyl
    @kmiylyl 4 роки тому +1

    Mcdonalds Challenge:
    Name yourself: Ron Mcdonald
    Work at a restaurant (15-30)
    Eat only fast foods (15-30)
    Quit your job (37)
    Eat only healthy food (38 - 46)
    Starve yourself (46 - dead)

  • @trust1703
    @trust1703 5 років тому +3

    Continuation to the kindergarten challenge:
    5 0-17 kill one of your siblings and get a girlfriend don't get caught
    6 0-9go on vacation with 2 other people kill you principal (Random person) 3 monsters (Random people) principal monster (Random person)
    I'll come up with more so just so we're clear this list is only about parts of missions ^
    I

  • @nicecock4047
    @nicecock4047 4 роки тому +1

    David might of gotten out already, but now I'm imagining Bijuu Mike bailing David out of jail

  • @unipitdraws247
    @unipitdraws247 5 років тому +5

    Mike: I WILL BECOME A TEACHER
    0% Smarts: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

  • @shionchii
    @shionchii 5 років тому +2

    I'm watching this is my bedroom upstairs.
    Bijuu Mike: Where's David?
    Me: Oh he's downstairs. He's probably sleeping still.
    My dad's name is David xD

  • @Hconinja
    @Hconinja 5 років тому +3

    6:50
    Bijuu: oh no I got regected. Being Tutor count's right?
    Me when I listened to the first time: oh no I gut regected. Being a tooter (a person who farts often) count's right?
    Me😂 Thanks bijou for making my boring day good

  • @hollycompton1903
    @hollycompton1903 5 років тому

    I have a challenge idea. The Mario challenge!
    1. You must be born in Italy.
    2. You must move to Japan ( if you can ) when you become an adult.
    3. You must become a plumber.
    4. You must get into a relationship with someone rich and not crazy.
    5. You must rescue anyone when a rescue event comes up.
    6. You must get the Hero achievement.
    7. You must not go to jail.
    8. You must not hook up with anyone.
    9. You must not commit any crime or take any drugs, but you are allowed to drink alcohol.
    Fail any of these and the challenge is over. NO EXCUSES!

  • @viavos
    @viavos 5 років тому +22

    DaViDs iN jAiL!
    WEeEeOOoWeeEeeOOO

  • @derpygamer2726
    @derpygamer2726 5 років тому

    I have a Bitlife challenge:
    "The Angel"
    Rules:
    1. No drugs
    2. No abusing anyone
    3. Must have 100% everything (Looks, smarts, etc.) every year of your life
    4. Must live past the age of 100
    5. Most die a multi-millionaire
    6. Have a husband, multiple kids, and exotic family pets
    7. Must get a profession that pays well
    8. Graduate from every school you go too
    To sum this up, you need to be perfect!
    Lots of Love to you Bijuu Mike!
    (Am I the only one that remembers the "DanTDM is my brother!" phase? Those were good times!)

  • @wondrful_mars
    @wondrful_mars 3 роки тому +3

    1:20
    IS ANYONE ELSE DYING BECAUSE HE COULDNT PRONOUNCE THE USER RIGHT??🤣🥲

  • @camycollins4058
    @camycollins4058 5 років тому +2

    Lol when bijuu mike questions if Cameron is a female name and you are sitting there knowing that you are a female by the name of Cameron just hoping he realizes that its a gender-neutral name. 10:15

  • @envylilli
    @envylilli 5 років тому +6

    Me: Comments Bijuu under a random video
    Nobody replies Mike.
    Me: I see no sign of intelligent life around here.

  • @jeneanelynch820
    @jeneanelynch820 4 роки тому +1

    16:39
    Age: 41 years
    “My butt got sunburned and took 4 days to heal”
    Me: ;-;
    *not copying anybody*

  • @raleigh26
    @raleigh26 5 років тому +5

    The 7 dislikes are from the janitor and David who made multiple accounts

  • @janillehensel7677
    @janillehensel7677 5 років тому

    6:17
    Mike: She has some apples if you know what I mean😏
    Ms.Applegate: *looks down*
    oh nah, those are watermelons 🍉

  • @Ary-qm8xj
    @Ary-qm8xj 5 років тому +4

    I'm so excited for this!

  • @thehighground6620
    @thehighground6620 5 років тому +1

    3:03 why does the family dog have MY NAME.
    4:14 WAIT, I DIED?!?!

  • @dark_r0se221
    @dark_r0se221 5 років тому +4

    #NotificationSquad4Ever
    You’re awesome, Bijuu! You cheer me up every single day with your funny personality and your content. Keep up, you’re an amazing person!

  • @violetamber0956
    @violetamber0956 5 років тому

    Try and get the most ribbons in 20 mins challenge:
    1. Time yourself with 20 mins
    2. You can have as many lives as you want
    3. It doesn't matter what you do in your life
    4. It can be ones that you have had before
    5. The ones that you have had before are worth 1 point and ones that you have never gotten before are worth 2
    6. Get as many ribbons as you can
    7. Ones you have got before in the challenge, don't count (so you can't keep getting mediocre again and again)

  • @kronosrogers1182
    @kronosrogers1182 5 років тому +12

    Did you have to upload when I was watching your vid?🤣
    #freedavidformjail
    And did you notice that he cut out failing the driver's test?

    • @cjys158
      @cjys158 5 років тому

      I'm sorry but I think you have to edit your comment again ;-;

  • @kerrybuck3830
    @kerrybuck3830 4 роки тому +1

    Me: Playing as myself on bitlife
    Also me: Sees my dream job in real life (architect)
    Also me: Applies
    Bitlife: NOPE

  • @shermendlakk
    @shermendlakk 5 років тому +3

    The main character was actually called “You”

  • @sourangel9062
    @sourangel9062 5 років тому

    Diana Anamations challenge:
    1.be a girl
    2.name yourself Diana Lee
    3.live in America
    4.be happy
    5.do social media
    6.work as an actor
    7.be like 80% pretty
    Have fun if u pick this btw Diana Studios is a UA-camr

  • @novalights4687
    @novalights4687 5 років тому +4

    16:36
    "I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump."
    what the fRICK

  • @edwgri1325
    @edwgri1325 3 роки тому +2

    13:28 DRAP incoming.

  • @planetvenus6135
    @planetvenus6135 5 років тому +23

    I'm mot first
    I'm not last
    But when Scrub-lord uploads
    I click very fast
    This is very overused
    I'm ashamed at myself
    I don't know how to rhyme
    So imma go excuse myself
    Yea bye

    • @getnoob3946
      @getnoob3946 5 років тому +4

      Wait thats good tho i-

    • @GodLikeUltraWaluigi
      @GodLikeUltraWaluigi 5 років тому +1

      Planet Venus lol u spelt not wrong u spelt mot XD

    • @amity6411
      @amity6411 5 років тому +1

      You are *m o t* first uvU

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 5 років тому

      That’s an amazing poem for the scrub lord 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @deborahfischer8064
      @deborahfischer8064 4 роки тому

      You can't rhyme "yourself" with "yourself"

  • @23iamelvis23
    @23iamelvis23 5 років тому +1

    The david saga is an emotional rollercoaster

  • @slinky7696
    @slinky7696 5 років тому +3

    The fact he doesn’t know how to pronounce d.va is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @teresasikes6739
    @teresasikes6739 4 роки тому +2

    So I saw 3 (I believe) on what the main protagonist name was some have it as protagonist or kid or Adam (Adam is for an AU)

  • @sstonekisss
    @sstonekisss 5 років тому +6

    I am so early love you

  • @PrincessPopRoxx
    @PrincessPopRoxx 9 місяців тому

    1:21 ngl as a huge Overwatch fan I kinda died inside when he was trying to read that

  • @maples_wonderland
    @maples_wonderland 5 років тому +13

    23 views and 48 likes
    UA-cams drunk again

    • @Abitoftheoldinout
      @Abitoftheoldinout 5 років тому

      There always drunk

    • @jasminereed4259
      @jasminereed4259 5 років тому

      Oh no now it says 302 right now for me it should say uhhh u tell me...😑

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 5 років тому

      When is it not?

    • @cpyrex7629
      @cpyrex7629 5 років тому

      Cant u understand likes cant load

  • @gamingwithpal227
    @gamingwithpal227 5 років тому +1

    the bad boy challenge:
    1.) at school be a bully
    2.)when possible do all drugs and do silly and stupid things
    3.)cheat on Ur lover
    4.)get a a bad and sketchy job
    bonus for all stages:no matter what u have to assault everyone!!!!!!!

  • @toxicbeyond
    @toxicbeyond 5 років тому +4

    plot twist every crime committed in bitlife gets blamed on David (also i liked everybody's comments :)

  • @megapikachu2386
    @megapikachu2386 5 років тому +1

    Awesome video Biju Mike 😄

  • @yuki_aj6764
    @yuki_aj6764 5 років тому +3

    Bijuu mike I Dare you to play gacha life

  • @ilikecorn6943
    @ilikecorn6943 4 роки тому

    Thanks a lot. Now I can only imagine Nugget meditating in his Nugget cave on top of all the nuggets or next to the Billy grave (in Kindergarten 1)

  • @abi8228
    @abi8228 5 років тому +4

    Hah jokes on you, I became a bad history teacher 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

  • @WamMom2010
    @WamMom2010 5 років тому +2

    "I've gotten so many comments asking about David."
    My comment: When will you continue crimson gray dusk and dawn

  • @undisclosedbystander6502
    @undisclosedbystander6502 5 років тому +3

    I'm part of the EARLY SQUAAAAD #Early
    I'ts because of ur amazing vids scrub senpai

  • @Danny_sixz
    @Danny_sixz 5 років тому +1

    I have a bit-life challenge for you called... EXTREME CHEAPSKATE
    (1) you have to find tons of ways to make money (even if it means stealing)
    (2) you have to have at least $100 before you are 15
    (3)you cant spend any money unless you absolutely need to (but you might not need to unless you are dying)
    (4) you should have a boyfriend who you make cheap( which means don't spend any money on him so if he proposes say no because weddings will make you spend money and you don't want that)
    (5) if you have kids don't do anything they want try to not spend any money
    (6) you have to have thousands of dollars in net worth when you die
    hope you like the challenge bijuu

  • @-whenustepupondesceneuknow2646
    @-whenustepupondesceneuknow2646 5 років тому +4

    *Im early but 25 minutes late! 😭❤️ Oh scrub lord Forgive me? 😥 Please 🙇🙏😢*

  • @Sailormercury_56
    @Sailormercury_56 5 років тому +1

    The mothers challenge.
    Stages
    1: Cat Mom stage
    Adopt as many cats by the age of 13 don’t interact with family and choose the worst options for them, only pay attention to your cats and do one good thing for each of them per year.
    2: Teen mom from story booth (NOT HATING ON HER I PROMISE)
    Make sure you have a boyfriend, then get pregnant, make sure your happiness is low and when your pregnant make your boyfriend hate you so he leaves you. (Unless he leaves you cause you got pregnant.)
    This stage lasts till your 18
    3: DAVIDs mom stage, 18-30
    Have a baby with anyone, make sure it’s a boy if it’s not name it mistake and abandon it. If it is a boy name him David. David’s mom is the “let me speak to your manager type” so make her act like this in all situations, don’t let David do anything or have fun.
    4: 100 baby momma 30-60
    Have as many children as you can via one night stands. You don’t need to make it to 100 but at least 25. (Grandchildren and abandoned children count as well.)
    5: Old cat lady 60-Death
    Make amendments to your relationships and get as many pets or animals as you can, in situations where you can pet the animal always even if it results in death

  • @wolfiebites470
    @wolfiebites470 5 років тому +3

    NO YOU LIKED MY COMMENT LAST VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCRUB OF THE DAY well i guess watching sence the crush crush days isnt enough to be scrub of the day

  • @acecooltrainerbrown7399
    @acecooltrainerbrown7399 5 років тому

    You should do a bitlife challenge of life straight
    1. Name your self max caulfield and be a lesbian girl
    2. Get a job as photographer
    3. Get stalk by a teacher/ex
    4.Have also get attack by a male
    5.become a hero

  • @kimaz15
    @kimaz15 4 роки тому +3

    #stopdavidsmom

  • @hiignorethechannelnamelol1703
    @hiignorethechannelnamelol1703 5 років тому +1

    "He DoEs A lOt MoRe ThAn MeDs-- MeD..mEdItAtInG."
    Well, in the first game he DOES do meds.

  • @dariabhar4296
    @dariabhar4296 5 років тому +3

    not first

  • @teague.3814
    @teague.3814 5 років тому +1

    The Yandere Simulator Rivals Challenge:
    Stage 1: Osana Najimi (Birth - 10)
    You are a squeamish annoying child. Become a pest for young that means argue and insult for ever single option.
    Stage 2: Amai Okayada (11-20)
    You are sweet and gentle, you must have at least 1 romantic relationship before moving on to the next stage. You must spend time and compliment with every single relationship ever year in this stage. You must chose kind options such as apologizing and give at least 5 gifts to someone/people.
    Stage 3: Kizana Sunobu (21-30)
    You are a great snob, Ridicule anyone’s comments, don’t spend time with anyone because you are better than them. You must have a job with a yearly salary of 10,000+ and keep the job for at least 3 years. If you get fired you must start the challenge over.
    Stage 4: Oka Ruto (31-40)
    As you reach in your old ages you must marry someone during this time. If you are already in a relationship when you arrive to this stage you must end the relationship. You must have a child with that person. If you can’t create a child you must adopt 2.
    Stage 5: Asu Ritu (41-50)
    As you reach in your old ages you must visit the gym and use any health benefits that appear. You cannot do any drugs, not drink alcohol. If you get a disease during this stage you must cure with within 3 years or you will be force to surrender.
    Stage 6: Muja Kina (51-60)
    You are kind and sweet. You must take your family on a vacation every 2 years during this stage. If someone refuses kill them. If you are arrested you must wait out your sentence, however if you are sentence to jail for longer than the stage last you must surrender.
    Stage 7: Mida Rana (61-70)
    You are an old lusty person you must date someone at least 20 years younger than you and you must give them the most expensive gift yearly.
    🏁Stage 8: Osoru Shindesu (71-80)
    If you are still alive you must take life down the rails. Casinos, Drugs, Drinking you name it! Any addiction must be completed in rehabilitation center. It’s okay to die in this challenge however to chose how good you are you may continue.
    ⭐️ Stage 9: Hanako Yamada (81-90
    You are kind however about to die, spend time with your family and if any of your family members die during this stage you must mourn their death every year. If a family member dies in this stage you can’t have any new relationships.
    🌟 Megami Saikou (91+)
    You have made it, you must be making 100,000+ yearly and buy the most expensive vehicle and home you can afford. You give money away like you won 10 lotteries
    So you must give the remaining relationships $1000 yearly.
    Hope you see this and try.
    Accents:
    🏁- Official end of challenge
    ⭐️- Extra Stage
    🌟- God stage

  • @shou_gana1
    @shou_gana1 5 років тому

    The lunar-chan challenege
    1. Name yourself Lunar-Chan or Lunar
    °You have to be a female and your last name has to be Stars
    2. When you are old enough, dye your hair
    3. Choose all the good things
    4. Try not to be addicted to anything
    5. Try not to go to prison
    6. Try to not get Cancer of the [body part]
    7. If there is a job for that, get a job as a magican
    8. Don't gamble
    9. Try to find a lover when you reach the age to find one
    °Don't find one with high craziness
    And finally, 10. Have at least 4 or 6 children.
    You can be any age expect low to do this.

  • @uptohanako740
    @uptohanako740 5 років тому

    1. I wake up
    2. I meet Bijuu
    3. I hug him
    4. I get scrub of the day
    5. I cry
    Here's the real order.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    1.
    5.

  • @hyver_demon1368
    @hyver_demon1368 3 роки тому +1

    I know someone "named" tr10, thats there name on Minecraft, i made a bitlife Challenge, play Minecraft, get your acount hacked, be banned by 5 things because of your skin in Minecraft, and cuss all the time, oh, they say there from Mexico so be from Mexico.

  • @motherofbeurds
    @motherofbeurds 4 роки тому +1

    These are all the corrections for the nugget stage (or almost all...I tried)
    If you are Nugget, you speak like Nugget
    This is just the first run...maybe I’ll do the second one an other day..
    1. *So far, Nugget is doing very good*
    2. *Thats what Nugget is hoping for*
    3. *Nugget is really hoping it is not gonna be to bad*
    4. *Look, Nugget is already 4years old*
    5. *Nugget’s big brother, Rian, started elementary school*
    6. *Dont mess with Nugget’s nuggets*
    7. *Nugget guesses that we can go*
    8. *Nugget was kidding*
    9. *Oh, it’s because Nugget complaint*
    10. *Nugget complaint to Nugget’s parents about wanting to take Nugget on a family vacation to Havana*
    11. *They left Nugget home*
    12. *Good, Nugget gets to protect Nugget’s nuggets at home then*
    13. *Nugget’s French bulldog died at age 8*
    14. *You know, Nugget would have named him Nugget if Nugget had the option*
    15. *Nugget is just flying by this, 8 years old now*
    16. *Oh no, don’t touch Nugget’s nuggets please*
    17. *Oh, it’s because Nugget’s bulldog died while Nugget’s family was on vacation*
    18. *Nugget has developed the bad habit of picking Nugget’s nose in public*
    19. *Well, Nugget definitely dose not want to die, so Nugget should really do something about Nugget’s happiness*
    20. *Nugget will call him Nugget*
    21. *Nugget is lovable, but Nugget is also weird*
    22. *Nugget saw Nugget’s big brother, Rian, during recess*
    23. *Perhaps Nugget dose meditation in the Nugget Cave*
    I know there are probably some more, but this is what I got!!! Thanks for reading it all!!!

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 5 років тому

    Spider challenge
    -invade homes and stalk people
    -don’t get a job
    -for money steal
    -don’t go to jail
    -don’t get caught stealing
    -drop out of school as soon as possible
    -EXTRA CHALLENGE:black widow so you kill everyone within awhile of meeting them

  • @jenniferirani9760
    @jenniferirani9760 5 років тому

    DOKI DOKI CHALLENGE (rip David)
    Sayori Stage
    10 - 16
    you must be very kind to your peers if an option comes up to do anything. always pick the nicest Answer
    Natsuki stage
    16 - 27
    always pick the most Tsundereish answer And get into baking if you get a chance to date someone always say No
    Monica stage
    27-36
    This is a Freestyle stage, do whatever you choose but you must steal from a house at least once ( If you get caught that's fine, your sentence just can't last long enough that it is part of the next stage )
    Yuri stage
    36 -48
    You must murder at least one person and when an option comes up pick the most violent/crazy person answer.
    Good luck Mike!

  • @littlewolfyzapling8810
    @littlewolfyzapling8810 5 років тому

    3 challenge
    Have 3 girl/boyfriends
    Have 3 members in ur family (if more, murder one with the third murder option)
    Have 3 pets
    Interact with 3 family members every 3 years
    Choose the third option on everything
    Basically do third everything (if only two options choose second)
    If only two family members plead for a pet (which counts)

  • @BunnyJolf
    @BunnyJolf 5 років тому

    You missed a ending.
    In "chains not able" you need to spend your 3rd apple to talk to teddy about the plan to kill him.
    Thia must be done when you leave the smart class

  • @motherofbeurds
    @motherofbeurds 4 роки тому +1

    You should have called you character *”Kid”* cause the other people in the game (mostly kindergarten 2) call him *”New kid”* or *”Kid”*

  • @nochannelhere595
    @nochannelhere595 5 років тому

    living nightmare challenge:
    be as bad as possible (assault people,rob people,ask for money from parents and if they say no assault them etc)

  • @anwr4600
    @anwr4600 5 років тому

    Penny Challenge: Name Her Penny Thafid
    You Must say Yes To everything your mom says (Just like her mom controls her)
    Do negative things to people who do bad stuff (just like she kills everyone when they are going to get Detention)
    Betray your mom when she does a very bad thing

  • @SpiritWillows
    @SpiritWillows 5 років тому +1

    Great video, like always bijuu! UwU

  • @kaylahastoomuchfreetime4450
    @kaylahastoomuchfreetime4450 5 років тому +1

    Bijuu: *is mad* I'm gonna eat my Skippy peanut butter bites out of RAGE *noms*

  • @skyisherelol3492
    @skyisherelol3492 5 років тому +1

    Poor David,he just wanted some bitlife.

  • @Afterlife_of_the_partyyyy
    @Afterlife_of_the_partyyyy 5 років тому +1

    Bichuu you the best i love your vids weoooeeeeuoooouuuuuue

  • @randaagha1433
    @randaagha1433 5 років тому +2

    OMG I HAD A BOY IN LOVE ADD BEFORE THE VIDEO! THANK U GOD

  • @luluuwu2824
    @luluuwu2824 5 років тому

    NO NOT DAVID.
    KINDERGARTEN WILL NEVER DIE.
    MAY KINDERGARTEN LIVE FOREVER.

  • @rerease
    @rerease 5 років тому +1

    12:35 the moment you were looking for

  • @purgxzur1
    @purgxzur1 5 років тому

    Yo you should do a Bitlife video playing as David :D I'm so full of amazing ideas ;)

  • @alicia2619
    @alicia2619 5 років тому

    Poor David is suffering. All we want is for him to watch BitLife happily. #FreeDavidFromJail

  • @oversizedrabbit5723
    @oversizedrabbit5723 5 років тому

    "She has some apples if ya know what I mean" XD
    "Stick it in me! Sounds like something Ms. Applegate would like anyways"

  • @mxriama8845
    @mxriama8845 5 років тому

    0:36 YOU SAID HECC WITHOUT A HECC PASS IM TELLING GACHA MIKE~

  • @littlekatz8876
    @littlekatz8876 5 років тому

    For anybody who doesn’t know, the cat on his mic is Snowball from a game called Neko Atsume :-)

  • @unicornangel6439
    @unicornangel6439 5 років тому +1

    Love ur bitlife videos!!!

  • @Renaknight
    @Renaknight 5 років тому

    I bet David shall break out jail to watch more Bijuu videos!!
    Especially Bitlife :3

  • @TimewithGigi
    @TimewithGigi 5 років тому

    A film about David and his family should be top at the box office