Military hero challenge: Enlist in the military when you're 18 Get a medal. Be heroic and get the hero ribbon. Do not abandon your post. Do the right thing whenever something comes up. Get deployed more than once. Get to at least Captain. Have a lover (So if you die it will be dramatic.)
Angel to Evil Challenge: Part one (0-35) Be as nice and pure as you can. Help people who need it, spend time with family and don't do anything mean or rude. Part two (36-death) Start pick pocketing, robbing houses, and killing. Avoid your family except for insulting and occasionally asking for money. If they refuse, assault them. Go to jail at least once. Hope you like this challenge 💚
The *David* challenge: 1.Become David’s mum. 2. Have at least one kid, and call it David, if you have more call them David 1,david 2, etc. 3: Get divorced and cheat on your lover. 4. Choose all the bad options. 5. Don’t get a job. 6. Be mean to your *davids* 7. Abandon your *davids* #scrubs 🙃
School: banned bitlife David: plays bitlife. Teacher: is that bitlife? David: yes Teacher: calls police Bijuu Mike: where’s David Bijuu Mike: reads message’ David’s in jail’ The David Saga Will Continue
No one: Absolutely no one: Mike: *Raging over not getting a job as a teacher* ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP REJECTING MY APPLICATION. *verbally abuses mother*
BITLIFE CHALLENGE Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens. Rules: 1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family 2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life 3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous 4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them" Good luck! 💙
*BitLife ‘Scrubs choose what I do!’ Challenge!* You have to *stream* playing BitLife and, us scrubs have to decide everything from your name and, your love interest! And, when I say we choose everything I mean, *EVERYTHING!* 💚💚
How about the craze challenge! The crazy kid stage 5-17 years: 1. be really mean in school 2. If somebody says something mean/rude to you assault them. The crazy adult stage 18-38: 1. rob banks 2. Go to jail 3. Have no job. The bad boomer stage: 1. be rude to everyone you see 2. get a job at a restaurant 2. Hurt the people who give a bad review 3. Make sure ya do those droogs
Everyone asks where is David. But the real questions are 1. What is David 2. Who is David 3. Why is David 4. When is David And people who care ask how is David
Funny coincidence, as soon as Mijuu Bile was at the part where he was struggling to become a teacher, an ad popped up about a university hiring jobs for teachers!
Mcdonalds Challenge: Name yourself: Ron Mcdonald Work at a restaurant (15-30) Eat only fast foods (15-30) Quit your job (37) Eat only healthy food (38 - 46) Starve yourself (46 - dead)
Continuation to the kindergarten challenge: 5 0-17 kill one of your siblings and get a girlfriend don't get caught 6 0-9go on vacation with 2 other people kill you principal (Random person) 3 monsters (Random people) principal monster (Random person) I'll come up with more so just so we're clear this list is only about parts of missions ^ I
6:50 Bijuu: oh no I got regected. Being Tutor count's right? Me when I listened to the first time: oh no I gut regected. Being a tooter (a person who farts often) count's right? Me😂 Thanks bijou for making my boring day good
I have a challenge idea. The Mario challenge! 1. You must be born in Italy. 2. You must move to Japan ( if you can ) when you become an adult. 3. You must become a plumber. 4. You must get into a relationship with someone rich and not crazy. 5. You must rescue anyone when a rescue event comes up. 6. You must get the Hero achievement. 7. You must not go to jail. 8. You must not hook up with anyone. 9. You must not commit any crime or take any drugs, but you are allowed to drink alcohol. Fail any of these and the challenge is over. NO EXCUSES!
I have a Bitlife challenge: "The Angel" Rules: 1. No drugs 2. No abusing anyone 3. Must have 100% everything (Looks, smarts, etc.) every year of your life 4. Must live past the age of 100 5. Most die a multi-millionaire 6. Have a husband, multiple kids, and exotic family pets 7. Must get a profession that pays well 8. Graduate from every school you go too To sum this up, you need to be perfect! Lots of Love to you Bijuu Mike! (Am I the only one that remembers the "DanTDM is my brother!" phase? Those were good times!)
Lol when bijuu mike questions if Cameron is a female name and you are sitting there knowing that you are a female by the name of Cameron just hoping he realizes that its a gender-neutral name. 10:15
#NotificationSquad4Ever You’re awesome, Bijuu! You cheer me up every single day with your funny personality and your content. Keep up, you’re an amazing person!
Try and get the most ribbons in 20 mins challenge: 1. Time yourself with 20 mins 2. You can have as many lives as you want 3. It doesn't matter what you do in your life 4. It can be ones that you have had before 5. The ones that you have had before are worth 1 point and ones that you have never gotten before are worth 2 6. Get as many ribbons as you can 7. Ones you have got before in the challenge, don't count (so you can't keep getting mediocre again and again)
Diana Anamations challenge: 1.be a girl 2.name yourself Diana Lee 3.live in America 4.be happy 5.do social media 6.work as an actor 7.be like 80% pretty Have fun if u pick this btw Diana Studios is a UA-camr
I'm mot first I'm not last But when Scrub-lord uploads I click very fast This is very overused I'm ashamed at myself I don't know how to rhyme So imma go excuse myself Yea bye
the bad boy challenge: 1.) at school be a bully 2.)when possible do all drugs and do silly and stupid things 3.)cheat on Ur lover 4.)get a a bad and sketchy job bonus for all stages:no matter what u have to assault everyone!!!!!!!
I have a bit-life challenge for you called... EXTREME CHEAPSKATE (1) you have to find tons of ways to make money (even if it means stealing) (2) you have to have at least $100 before you are 15 (3)you cant spend any money unless you absolutely need to (but you might not need to unless you are dying) (4) you should have a boyfriend who you make cheap( which means don't spend any money on him so if he proposes say no because weddings will make you spend money and you don't want that) (5) if you have kids don't do anything they want try to not spend any money (6) you have to have thousands of dollars in net worth when you die hope you like the challenge bijuu
The mothers challenge. Stages 1: Cat Mom stage Adopt as many cats by the age of 13 don’t interact with family and choose the worst options for them, only pay attention to your cats and do one good thing for each of them per year. 2: Teen mom from story booth (NOT HATING ON HER I PROMISE) Make sure you have a boyfriend, then get pregnant, make sure your happiness is low and when your pregnant make your boyfriend hate you so he leaves you. (Unless he leaves you cause you got pregnant.) This stage lasts till your 18 3: DAVIDs mom stage, 18-30 Have a baby with anyone, make sure it’s a boy if it’s not name it mistake and abandon it. If it is a boy name him David. David’s mom is the “let me speak to your manager type” so make her act like this in all situations, don’t let David do anything or have fun. 4: 100 baby momma 30-60 Have as many children as you can via one night stands. You don’t need to make it to 100 but at least 25. (Grandchildren and abandoned children count as well.) 5: Old cat lady 60-Death Make amendments to your relationships and get as many pets or animals as you can, in situations where you can pet the animal always even if it results in death
NO YOU LIKED MY COMMENT LAST VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCRUB OF THE DAY well i guess watching sence the crush crush days isnt enough to be scrub of the day
You should do a bitlife challenge of life straight 1. Name your self max caulfield and be a lesbian girl 2. Get a job as photographer 3. Get stalk by a teacher/ex 4.Have also get attack by a male 5.become a hero
The Yandere Simulator Rivals Challenge: Stage 1: Osana Najimi (Birth - 10) You are a squeamish annoying child. Become a pest for young that means argue and insult for ever single option. Stage 2: Amai Okayada (11-20) You are sweet and gentle, you must have at least 1 romantic relationship before moving on to the next stage. You must spend time and compliment with every single relationship ever year in this stage. You must chose kind options such as apologizing and give at least 5 gifts to someone/people. Stage 3: Kizana Sunobu (21-30) You are a great snob, Ridicule anyone’s comments, don’t spend time with anyone because you are better than them. You must have a job with a yearly salary of 10,000+ and keep the job for at least 3 years. If you get fired you must start the challenge over. Stage 4: Oka Ruto (31-40) As you reach in your old ages you must marry someone during this time. If you are already in a relationship when you arrive to this stage you must end the relationship. You must have a child with that person. If you can’t create a child you must adopt 2. Stage 5: Asu Ritu (41-50) As you reach in your old ages you must visit the gym and use any health benefits that appear. You cannot do any drugs, not drink alcohol. If you get a disease during this stage you must cure with within 3 years or you will be force to surrender. Stage 6: Muja Kina (51-60) You are kind and sweet. You must take your family on a vacation every 2 years during this stage. If someone refuses kill them. If you are arrested you must wait out your sentence, however if you are sentence to jail for longer than the stage last you must surrender. Stage 7: Mida Rana (61-70) You are an old lusty person you must date someone at least 20 years younger than you and you must give them the most expensive gift yearly. 🏁Stage 8: Osoru Shindesu (71-80) If you are still alive you must take life down the rails. Casinos, Drugs, Drinking you name it! Any addiction must be completed in rehabilitation center. It’s okay to die in this challenge however to chose how good you are you may continue. ⭐️ Stage 9: Hanako Yamada (81-90 You are kind however about to die, spend time with your family and if any of your family members die during this stage you must mourn their death every year. If a family member dies in this stage you can’t have any new relationships. 🌟 Megami Saikou (91+) You have made it, you must be making 100,000+ yearly and buy the most expensive vehicle and home you can afford. You give money away like you won 10 lotteries So you must give the remaining relationships $1000 yearly. Hope you see this and try. Accents: 🏁- Official end of challenge ⭐️- Extra Stage 🌟- God stage
The lunar-chan challenege 1. Name yourself Lunar-Chan or Lunar °You have to be a female and your last name has to be Stars 2. When you are old enough, dye your hair 3. Choose all the good things 4. Try not to be addicted to anything 5. Try not to go to prison 6. Try to not get Cancer of the [body part] 7. If there is a job for that, get a job as a magican 8. Don't gamble 9. Try to find a lover when you reach the age to find one °Don't find one with high craziness And finally, 10. Have at least 4 or 6 children. You can be any age expect low to do this.
I know someone "named" tr10, thats there name on Minecraft, i made a bitlife Challenge, play Minecraft, get your acount hacked, be banned by 5 things because of your skin in Minecraft, and cuss all the time, oh, they say there from Mexico so be from Mexico.
These are all the corrections for the nugget stage (or almost all...I tried) If you are Nugget, you speak like Nugget This is just the first run...maybe I’ll do the second one an other day.. 1. *So far, Nugget is doing very good* 2. *Thats what Nugget is hoping for* 3. *Nugget is really hoping it is not gonna be to bad* 4. *Look, Nugget is already 4years old* 5. *Nugget’s big brother, Rian, started elementary school* 6. *Dont mess with Nugget’s nuggets* 7. *Nugget guesses that we can go* 8. *Nugget was kidding* 9. *Oh, it’s because Nugget complaint* 10. *Nugget complaint to Nugget’s parents about wanting to take Nugget on a family vacation to Havana* 11. *They left Nugget home* 12. *Good, Nugget gets to protect Nugget’s nuggets at home then* 13. *Nugget’s French bulldog died at age 8* 14. *You know, Nugget would have named him Nugget if Nugget had the option* 15. *Nugget is just flying by this, 8 years old now* 16. *Oh no, don’t touch Nugget’s nuggets please* 17. *Oh, it’s because Nugget’s bulldog died while Nugget’s family was on vacation* 18. *Nugget has developed the bad habit of picking Nugget’s nose in public* 19. *Well, Nugget definitely dose not want to die, so Nugget should really do something about Nugget’s happiness* 20. *Nugget will call him Nugget* 21. *Nugget is lovable, but Nugget is also weird* 22. *Nugget saw Nugget’s big brother, Rian, during recess* 23. *Perhaps Nugget dose meditation in the Nugget Cave* I know there are probably some more, but this is what I got!!! Thanks for reading it all!!!
Spider challenge -invade homes and stalk people -don’t get a job -for money steal -don’t go to jail -don’t get caught stealing -drop out of school as soon as possible -EXTRA CHALLENGE:black widow so you kill everyone within awhile of meeting them
DOKI DOKI CHALLENGE (rip David) Sayori Stage 10 - 16 you must be very kind to your peers if an option comes up to do anything. always pick the nicest Answer Natsuki stage 16 - 27 always pick the most Tsundereish answer And get into baking if you get a chance to date someone always say No Monica stage 27-36 This is a Freestyle stage, do whatever you choose but you must steal from a house at least once ( If you get caught that's fine, your sentence just can't last long enough that it is part of the next stage ) Yuri stage 36 -48 You must murder at least one person and when an option comes up pick the most violent/crazy person answer. Good luck Mike!
3 challenge Have 3 girl/boyfriends Have 3 members in ur family (if more, murder one with the third murder option) Have 3 pets Interact with 3 family members every 3 years Choose the third option on everything Basically do third everything (if only two options choose second) If only two family members plead for a pet (which counts)
You missed a ending. In "chains not able" you need to spend your 3rd apple to talk to teddy about the plan to kill him. Thia must be done when you leave the smart class
Penny Challenge: Name Her Penny Thafid You Must say Yes To everything your mom says (Just like her mom controls her) Do negative things to people who do bad stuff (just like she kills everyone when they are going to get Detention) Betray your mom when she does a very bad thing
Military hero challenge:
Enlist in the military when you're 18
Get a medal.
Be heroic and get the hero ribbon.
Do not abandon your post.
Do the right thing whenever something comes up.
Get deployed more than once.
Get to at least Captain.
Have a lover (So if you die it will be dramatic.)
This is a very good challenge
@@j.m3361 agreed
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September 20
Angel to Evil Challenge:
Part one (0-35) Be as nice and pure as you can. Help people who need it, spend time with family and don't do anything mean or rude.
Part two (36-death) Start pick pocketing, robbing houses, and killing. Avoid your family except for insulting and occasionally asking for money. If they refuse, assault them. Go to jail at least once.
Hope you like this challenge 💚
Sounds fun
@@vbyrne946 Yeah I thought so too
I love this
@@roaringthunder115 thank you ^^
I’ll try this challenge :)
The *David* challenge:
1.Become David’s mum.
2. Have at least one kid, and call it David, if you have more call them David 1,david 2, etc.
3: Get divorced and cheat on your lover.
4. Choose all the bad options.
5. Don’t get a job.
6. Be mean to your *davids*
7. Abandon your *davids*
#scrubs 🙃
Im gonna try that haha
7.abandon a david
Lol I’m sorry I had to
G.A.A actually that’s a good idea!
Nightcore & lyrics yeah so am I lol 😆
XD IM SO N MO OUH HFYGFG
School: banned bitlife
David: plays bitlife.
Teacher: is that bitlife?
David: yes
Teacher: calls police
Bijuu Mike: where’s David
Bijuu Mike: reads message’ David’s in jail’
The David Saga Will Continue
#stopDavidsMom
#savedavid
*PLOT TWIST:* someone *framed* david for the crime he commited! 🤔 #freedavidfromjail
I bet it was David's identical twin brother
Uhx
YEET
I am so stupid....
Who David
:/
Cameron Sharpe maybe you should watch the video that mike did on being an evil nun in bitlife, you’ll figure who david is from there. 😁
So you are nugget, ms Applegate, scientists, janitor, all in one life, that's interesting..
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Mike: *Raging over not getting a job as a teacher* ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP REJECTING MY APPLICATION. *verbally abuses mother*
lol it's surely not because he has 27% smarts, not the reason at all XDD
Kindergarten.
The best year of my life.
Made into this game...
*now I love school and I can’t help it*
You just wait till high school then tell me you love school
E kitten lmao this gacha kid got facts
E kitten not everyone’s high school experience is miserable
I love school too!
16:38
Age 43:
“I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump.”
Wtf?!?💀
Bre Bre i had an ad at 16:38
Wat....
Ruby_Gacha pause the video and you’ll see
Wat
🤮
BITLIFE CHALLENGE
Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens.
Rules:
1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family
2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life
3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous
4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them"
Good luck! 💙
Yes. more people like this so BIjuu Mike has a better chance at seeing it.
Im davids little sister owo
people have to like this bijuu must see this
we need McDonald employees to save david
I gonna blow up the place
On my way to area 51 ill pick up david from jail dont worry
I can get you half price off food :/
Ah yes another steven universe fan
Last Time I Was This Early Bijuu Mike Was Still Stuck On Monday.
Army? 💜💜💜
• Suga Trash • no
August D 🤤
Not Gonna Even Answer Because It’s Unrelated, Kinda Makes Me Pissed
м σ м σ я ι η g thank you for not replying:
OMG ARMY SIS WE STAN
David's family probably put him in jail so he won't watch more bitlife, we have to save him.
#SaveDavid #FreeDavidFromJail
*BitLife ‘Scrubs choose what I do!’ Challenge!*
You have to *stream* playing BitLife and, us scrubs have to decide everything from your name and, your love interest!
And, when I say we choose everything I mean, *EVERYTHING!* 💚💚
Ye
DEFFINITLY WONT KILL HIM AT 2
CARLENE ADAMS XD
Kindergarten will never die 😂😭❤️
NEVVVERRRR 🤣
Kindergarten 2
Remember that the person said in nugget and kill everyone in kindergaren
I do
Savannah Wood my name is Savannah!
This is how many times bijuu mike said *lets just buckle into it*
⬇
let's just bUCKLE INTO IT
@@jasminereed4259 you guys are funni
LeT's JuSt bUcKlE inTO iT
Omg so many likes *i just did this for fun lol*
*whisper* big brain energy
Today scrub of the day goes to......
Anyone but me and you the person who likes this comment
@@aquz2907 good job
I liked...
TntThiefGamer congrats
O' Mighty Scrub-Lord!
I am early!
I hope this shall appease you!
I AM THE LORD OF SCRUBS CASE ME A SKINNY SCRUB
AS AM I
And I hope the mighty Scrub Lord will forgive me for being 14 minutes late 😔😢
Yuri Gacha-Chan
I've seen you on his videos before but, same
👏👏👏
*_Hint: To become teacher, for example, history teacher, you need to go to university for History. If you want to be a normal teacher, education_*
"Four years of college and for what?!"
God, you have no idea how relatable that rage sentence was. I felt that on a spiritual level.
When Bijuu mike said Where have you been I said
“At jay from the Kubz scouts”
Zuleyka on yt yea boiii my man jay
How about the craze challenge!
The crazy kid stage 5-17 years: 1. be really mean in school 2. If somebody says something mean/rude to you assault them.
The crazy adult stage 18-38: 1. rob banks 2. Go to jail 3. Have no job.
The bad boomer stage: 1. be rude to everyone you see 2. get a job at a restaurant 2. Hurt the people who give a bad review 3. Make sure ya do those droogs
Everyone asks where is David.
But the real questions are
1. What is David
2. Who is David
3. Why is David
4. When is David
And people who care ask how is David
Funny coincidence, as soon as Mijuu Bile was at the part where he was struggling to become a teacher, an ad popped up about a university hiring jobs for teachers!
You made my day you are super funny and amazing keep up the good work! XD
Also that was a very creative challage
Mcdonalds Challenge:
Name yourself: Ron Mcdonald
Work at a restaurant (15-30)
Eat only fast foods (15-30)
Quit your job (37)
Eat only healthy food (38 - 46)
Starve yourself (46 - dead)
Continuation to the kindergarten challenge:
5 0-17 kill one of your siblings and get a girlfriend don't get caught
6 0-9go on vacation with 2 other people kill you principal (Random person) 3 monsters (Random people) principal monster (Random person)
I'll come up with more so just so we're clear this list is only about parts of missions ^
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David might of gotten out already, but now I'm imagining Bijuu Mike bailing David out of jail
Mike: I WILL BECOME A TEACHER
0% Smarts: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
I'm watching this is my bedroom upstairs.
Bijuu Mike: Where's David?
Me: Oh he's downstairs. He's probably sleeping still.
My dad's name is David xD
6:50
Bijuu: oh no I got regected. Being Tutor count's right?
Me when I listened to the first time: oh no I gut regected. Being a tooter (a person who farts often) count's right?
Me😂 Thanks bijou for making my boring day good
I have a challenge idea. The Mario challenge!
1. You must be born in Italy.
2. You must move to Japan ( if you can ) when you become an adult.
3. You must become a plumber.
4. You must get into a relationship with someone rich and not crazy.
5. You must rescue anyone when a rescue event comes up.
6. You must get the Hero achievement.
7. You must not go to jail.
8. You must not hook up with anyone.
9. You must not commit any crime or take any drugs, but you are allowed to drink alcohol.
Fail any of these and the challenge is over. NO EXCUSES!
DaViDs iN jAiL!
WEeEeOOoWeeEeeOOO
I have a Bitlife challenge:
"The Angel"
Rules:
1. No drugs
2. No abusing anyone
3. Must have 100% everything (Looks, smarts, etc.) every year of your life
4. Must live past the age of 100
5. Most die a multi-millionaire
6. Have a husband, multiple kids, and exotic family pets
7. Must get a profession that pays well
8. Graduate from every school you go too
To sum this up, you need to be perfect!
Lots of Love to you Bijuu Mike!
(Am I the only one that remembers the "DanTDM is my brother!" phase? Those were good times!)
1:20
IS ANYONE ELSE DYING BECAUSE HE COULDNT PRONOUNCE THE USER RIGHT??🤣🥲
Lol when bijuu mike questions if Cameron is a female name and you are sitting there knowing that you are a female by the name of Cameron just hoping he realizes that its a gender-neutral name. 10:15
Me: Comments Bijuu under a random video
Nobody replies Mike.
Me: I see no sign of intelligent life around here.
16:39
Age: 41 years
“My butt got sunburned and took 4 days to heal”
Me: ;-;
*not copying anybody*
The 7 dislikes are from the janitor and David who made multiple accounts
6:17
Mike: She has some apples if you know what I mean😏
Ms.Applegate: *looks down*
oh nah, those are watermelons 🍉
I'm so excited for this!
3:03 why does the family dog have MY NAME.
4:14 WAIT, I DIED?!?!
#NotificationSquad4Ever
You’re awesome, Bijuu! You cheer me up every single day with your funny personality and your content. Keep up, you’re an amazing person!
Try and get the most ribbons in 20 mins challenge:
1. Time yourself with 20 mins
2. You can have as many lives as you want
3. It doesn't matter what you do in your life
4. It can be ones that you have had before
5. The ones that you have had before are worth 1 point and ones that you have never gotten before are worth 2
6. Get as many ribbons as you can
7. Ones you have got before in the challenge, don't count (so you can't keep getting mediocre again and again)
Did you have to upload when I was watching your vid?🤣
#freedavidformjail
And did you notice that he cut out failing the driver's test?
I'm sorry but I think you have to edit your comment again ;-;
Me: Playing as myself on bitlife
Also me: Sees my dream job in real life (architect)
Also me: Applies
Bitlife: NOPE
The main character was actually called “You”
Really
Diana Anamations challenge:
1.be a girl
2.name yourself Diana Lee
3.live in America
4.be happy
5.do social media
6.work as an actor
7.be like 80% pretty
Have fun if u pick this btw Diana Studios is a UA-camr
16:36
"I had a dream that I got impregnated by Donald Trump."
what the fRICK
13:28 DRAP incoming.
I'm mot first
I'm not last
But when Scrub-lord uploads
I click very fast
This is very overused
I'm ashamed at myself
I don't know how to rhyme
So imma go excuse myself
Yea bye
Wait thats good tho i-
Planet Venus lol u spelt not wrong u spelt mot XD
You are *m o t* first uvU
That’s an amazing poem for the scrub lord 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
You can't rhyme "yourself" with "yourself"
The david saga is an emotional rollercoaster
The fact he doesn’t know how to pronounce d.va is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
So I saw 3 (I believe) on what the main protagonist name was some have it as protagonist or kid or Adam (Adam is for an AU)
I am so early love you
1:21 ngl as a huge Overwatch fan I kinda died inside when he was trying to read that
23 views and 48 likes
UA-cams drunk again
There always drunk
Oh no now it says 302 right now for me it should say uhhh u tell me...😑
When is it not?
Cant u understand likes cant load
the bad boy challenge:
1.) at school be a bully
2.)when possible do all drugs and do silly and stupid things
3.)cheat on Ur lover
4.)get a a bad and sketchy job
bonus for all stages:no matter what u have to assault everyone!!!!!!!
plot twist every crime committed in bitlife gets blamed on David (also i liked everybody's comments :)
Awesome video Biju Mike 😄
Bijuu mike I Dare you to play gacha life
He has a channel named "Gacha Mike"
Thanks a lot. Now I can only imagine Nugget meditating in his Nugget cave on top of all the nuggets or next to the Billy grave (in Kindergarten 1)
Hah jokes on you, I became a bad history teacher 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
"I've gotten so many comments asking about David."
My comment: When will you continue crimson gray dusk and dawn
I'm part of the EARLY SQUAAAAD #Early
I'ts because of ur amazing vids scrub senpai
I have a bit-life challenge for you called... EXTREME CHEAPSKATE
(1) you have to find tons of ways to make money (even if it means stealing)
(2) you have to have at least $100 before you are 15
(3)you cant spend any money unless you absolutely need to (but you might not need to unless you are dying)
(4) you should have a boyfriend who you make cheap( which means don't spend any money on him so if he proposes say no because weddings will make you spend money and you don't want that)
(5) if you have kids don't do anything they want try to not spend any money
(6) you have to have thousands of dollars in net worth when you die
hope you like the challenge bijuu
*Im early but 25 minutes late! 😭❤️ Oh scrub lord Forgive me? 😥 Please 🙇🙏😢*
The mothers challenge.
Stages
1: Cat Mom stage
Adopt as many cats by the age of 13 don’t interact with family and choose the worst options for them, only pay attention to your cats and do one good thing for each of them per year.
2: Teen mom from story booth (NOT HATING ON HER I PROMISE)
Make sure you have a boyfriend, then get pregnant, make sure your happiness is low and when your pregnant make your boyfriend hate you so he leaves you. (Unless he leaves you cause you got pregnant.)
This stage lasts till your 18
3: DAVIDs mom stage, 18-30
Have a baby with anyone, make sure it’s a boy if it’s not name it mistake and abandon it. If it is a boy name him David. David’s mom is the “let me speak to your manager type” so make her act like this in all situations, don’t let David do anything or have fun.
4: 100 baby momma 30-60
Have as many children as you can via one night stands. You don’t need to make it to 100 but at least 25. (Grandchildren and abandoned children count as well.)
5: Old cat lady 60-Death
Make amendments to your relationships and get as many pets or animals as you can, in situations where you can pet the animal always even if it results in death
NO YOU LIKED MY COMMENT LAST VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCRUB OF THE DAY well i guess watching sence the crush crush days isnt enough to be scrub of the day
You should do a bitlife challenge of life straight
1. Name your self max caulfield and be a lesbian girl
2. Get a job as photographer
3. Get stalk by a teacher/ex
4.Have also get attack by a male
5.become a hero
#stopdavidsmom
"He DoEs A lOt MoRe ThAn MeDs-- MeD..mEdItAtInG."
Well, in the first game he DOES do meds.
not first
The Yandere Simulator Rivals Challenge:
Stage 1: Osana Najimi (Birth - 10)
You are a squeamish annoying child. Become a pest for young that means argue and insult for ever single option.
Stage 2: Amai Okayada (11-20)
You are sweet and gentle, you must have at least 1 romantic relationship before moving on to the next stage. You must spend time and compliment with every single relationship ever year in this stage. You must chose kind options such as apologizing and give at least 5 gifts to someone/people.
Stage 3: Kizana Sunobu (21-30)
You are a great snob, Ridicule anyone’s comments, don’t spend time with anyone because you are better than them. You must have a job with a yearly salary of 10,000+ and keep the job for at least 3 years. If you get fired you must start the challenge over.
Stage 4: Oka Ruto (31-40)
As you reach in your old ages you must marry someone during this time. If you are already in a relationship when you arrive to this stage you must end the relationship. You must have a child with that person. If you can’t create a child you must adopt 2.
Stage 5: Asu Ritu (41-50)
As you reach in your old ages you must visit the gym and use any health benefits that appear. You cannot do any drugs, not drink alcohol. If you get a disease during this stage you must cure with within 3 years or you will be force to surrender.
Stage 6: Muja Kina (51-60)
You are kind and sweet. You must take your family on a vacation every 2 years during this stage. If someone refuses kill them. If you are arrested you must wait out your sentence, however if you are sentence to jail for longer than the stage last you must surrender.
Stage 7: Mida Rana (61-70)
You are an old lusty person you must date someone at least 20 years younger than you and you must give them the most expensive gift yearly.
🏁Stage 8: Osoru Shindesu (71-80)
If you are still alive you must take life down the rails. Casinos, Drugs, Drinking you name it! Any addiction must be completed in rehabilitation center. It’s okay to die in this challenge however to chose how good you are you may continue.
⭐️ Stage 9: Hanako Yamada (81-90
You are kind however about to die, spend time with your family and if any of your family members die during this stage you must mourn their death every year. If a family member dies in this stage you can’t have any new relationships.
🌟 Megami Saikou (91+)
You have made it, you must be making 100,000+ yearly and buy the most expensive vehicle and home you can afford. You give money away like you won 10 lotteries
So you must give the remaining relationships $1000 yearly.
Hope you see this and try.
Accents:
🏁- Official end of challenge
⭐️- Extra Stage
🌟- God stage
The lunar-chan challenege
1. Name yourself Lunar-Chan or Lunar
°You have to be a female and your last name has to be Stars
2. When you are old enough, dye your hair
3. Choose all the good things
4. Try not to be addicted to anything
5. Try not to go to prison
6. Try to not get Cancer of the [body part]
7. If there is a job for that, get a job as a magican
8. Don't gamble
9. Try to find a lover when you reach the age to find one
°Don't find one with high craziness
And finally, 10. Have at least 4 or 6 children.
You can be any age expect low to do this.
1. I wake up
2. I meet Bijuu
3. I hug him
4. I get scrub of the day
5. I cry
Here's the real order.
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I know someone "named" tr10, thats there name on Minecraft, i made a bitlife Challenge, play Minecraft, get your acount hacked, be banned by 5 things because of your skin in Minecraft, and cuss all the time, oh, they say there from Mexico so be from Mexico.
These are all the corrections for the nugget stage (or almost all...I tried)
If you are Nugget, you speak like Nugget
This is just the first run...maybe I’ll do the second one an other day..
1. *So far, Nugget is doing very good*
2. *Thats what Nugget is hoping for*
3. *Nugget is really hoping it is not gonna be to bad*
4. *Look, Nugget is already 4years old*
5. *Nugget’s big brother, Rian, started elementary school*
6. *Dont mess with Nugget’s nuggets*
7. *Nugget guesses that we can go*
8. *Nugget was kidding*
9. *Oh, it’s because Nugget complaint*
10. *Nugget complaint to Nugget’s parents about wanting to take Nugget on a family vacation to Havana*
11. *They left Nugget home*
12. *Good, Nugget gets to protect Nugget’s nuggets at home then*
13. *Nugget’s French bulldog died at age 8*
14. *You know, Nugget would have named him Nugget if Nugget had the option*
15. *Nugget is just flying by this, 8 years old now*
16. *Oh no, don’t touch Nugget’s nuggets please*
17. *Oh, it’s because Nugget’s bulldog died while Nugget’s family was on vacation*
18. *Nugget has developed the bad habit of picking Nugget’s nose in public*
19. *Well, Nugget definitely dose not want to die, so Nugget should really do something about Nugget’s happiness*
20. *Nugget will call him Nugget*
21. *Nugget is lovable, but Nugget is also weird*
22. *Nugget saw Nugget’s big brother, Rian, during recess*
23. *Perhaps Nugget dose meditation in the Nugget Cave*
I know there are probably some more, but this is what I got!!! Thanks for reading it all!!!
Spider challenge
-invade homes and stalk people
-don’t get a job
-for money steal
-don’t go to jail
-don’t get caught stealing
-drop out of school as soon as possible
-EXTRA CHALLENGE:black widow so you kill everyone within awhile of meeting them
DOKI DOKI CHALLENGE (rip David)
Sayori Stage
10 - 16
you must be very kind to your peers if an option comes up to do anything. always pick the nicest Answer
Natsuki stage
16 - 27
always pick the most Tsundereish answer And get into baking if you get a chance to date someone always say No
Monica stage
27-36
This is a Freestyle stage, do whatever you choose but you must steal from a house at least once ( If you get caught that's fine, your sentence just can't last long enough that it is part of the next stage )
Yuri stage
36 -48
You must murder at least one person and when an option comes up pick the most violent/crazy person answer.
Good luck Mike!
3 challenge
Have 3 girl/boyfriends
Have 3 members in ur family (if more, murder one with the third murder option)
Have 3 pets
Interact with 3 family members every 3 years
Choose the third option on everything
Basically do third everything (if only two options choose second)
If only two family members plead for a pet (which counts)
You missed a ending.
In "chains not able" you need to spend your 3rd apple to talk to teddy about the plan to kill him.
Thia must be done when you leave the smart class
You should have called you character *”Kid”* cause the other people in the game (mostly kindergarten 2) call him *”New kid”* or *”Kid”*
living nightmare challenge:
be as bad as possible (assault people,rob people,ask for money from parents and if they say no assault them etc)
Penny Challenge: Name Her Penny Thafid
You Must say Yes To everything your mom says (Just like her mom controls her)
Do negative things to people who do bad stuff (just like she kills everyone when they are going to get Detention)
Betray your mom when she does a very bad thing
Great video, like always bijuu! UwU
Bijuu: *is mad* I'm gonna eat my Skippy peanut butter bites out of RAGE *noms*
Poor David,he just wanted some bitlife.
Bichuu you the best i love your vids weoooeeeeuoooouuuuuue
OMG I HAD A BOY IN LOVE ADD BEFORE THE VIDEO! THANK U GOD
NO NOT DAVID.
KINDERGARTEN WILL NEVER DIE.
MAY KINDERGARTEN LIVE FOREVER.
12:35 the moment you were looking for
Yo you should do a Bitlife video playing as David :D I'm so full of amazing ideas ;)
Poor David is suffering. All we want is for him to watch BitLife happily. #FreeDavidFromJail
"She has some apples if ya know what I mean" XD
"Stick it in me! Sounds like something Ms. Applegate would like anyways"
0:36 YOU SAID HECC WITHOUT A HECC PASS IM TELLING GACHA MIKE~
For anybody who doesn’t know, the cat on his mic is Snowball from a game called Neko Atsume :-)
Love ur bitlife videos!!!
I bet David shall break out jail to watch more Bijuu videos!!
Especially Bitlife :3
A film about David and his family should be top at the box office