"You F*****g What?!" Ant Furious With Recruit Who Lied About Being In Military | SAS: Who Dares Wins

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  • Опубліковано 28 січ 2018
  • Ant Middleton is furious with an SAS recruit who lied about being in the parachute regiment for the British military.
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  • @gordonstewardson7683
    @gordonstewardson7683 4 роки тому +9096

    I was a door gunner on the Millennium Falcon.

    • @gordonstewardson7683
      @gordonstewardson7683 4 роки тому +71

      @LoneFalcon All the wookies I could eat.

    • @gordonstewardson7683
      @gordonstewardson7683 4 роки тому +9

      LoneFalcon :)

    • @rogain22
      @rogain22 4 роки тому +90

      Thank you for your service, may the force be with you

    • @mez7736
      @mez7736 4 роки тому +20

      @LoneFalcon: "Must be a little chewie". That is fuckin' genius! Well done, sir.

    • @calkeggs3257
      @calkeggs3257 4 роки тому +9

      LoneFalcon you’ve won the internet with that

  • @shmackedmuffins7948
    @shmackedmuffins7948 4 роки тому +17606

    I served 8 years alongside Captain John Price.

  • @jamesbarnett6772
    @jamesbarnett6772 Рік тому +882

    This was almost as intense as my interview for the part time Christmas job at Argos.

    • @philmehrart
      @philmehrart Рік тому +84

      Employer: "Says here you did 3 years at John Lewis on the aftershave counter... That almost makes us brothers, you know that?"
      You: "To be honest boss..... That, that was kind of a lie....."
      Employer: "You FKIN WOT??"

    • @jamesbarnett6772
      @jamesbarnett6772 Рік тому +12

      @@philmehrart That's some stolen Valor right there

    • @Haabsa22024
      @Haabsa22024 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @sw4444
      @sw4444 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDominicKellmanPodcast
      @TheDominicKellmanPodcast Рік тому +1

      Hahahhahah

  • @GLove39
    @GLove39 Рік тому +319

    “Have you heard of stolen valour?”
    “Er… yeah. I’m pretty sure we served together”

  • @ds5398
    @ds5398 4 роки тому +5881

    I did 4 years in the SAS. (Salvation Army Swansea)

    • @davelewis6256
      @davelewis6256 4 роки тому +15

      Me too

    • @futuregirl8803
      @futuregirl8803 4 роки тому +47

      😁😁😁😁Thank you for your service I'm sure you did good things 😇🙏😁😁😁😁

    • @mikesully110
      @mikesully110 4 роки тому +15

      I was in the Barry Marines Commando

    • @sandman2257
      @sandman2257 4 роки тому +12

      Bahaha, in stitches. I'd buy you a pint for that one.

    • @ds5398
      @ds5398 4 роки тому +76

      Still get PTSD flashbacks when I here a charity tin rattle :(

  • @Nick-ky5yn
    @Nick-ky5yn 5 років тому +13353

    You lie about being a paratrooper to a paratroopers face... what a mistake

    • @paulcostelloe5345
      @paulcostelloe5345 5 років тому +205

      Paratroopers love a good lie.

    • @peace-now
      @peace-now 5 років тому +105

      Who cares. When you get beyond all the saying fuck, they are empty souls.

    • @mathildewesendonck7225
      @mathildewesendonck7225 5 років тому +118

      Nick 488 they say that women shouldn‘t be with the special forces, but these kind of stupid men could mess up a whole operation... what if Ant hadn‘t looked up the guys CV?? Omg ...

    • @peace-now
      @peace-now 5 років тому +70

      He lied and managed to get a place on the course. Being in the SAS is all about lying and deceit.

    • @mathildewesendonck7225
      @mathildewesendonck7225 5 років тому +230

      SugarTomAppleRoger yeah but you don‘t lie to your own team, that’s the difference. Trust is essential.
      Besides, he is a very poor liar 🙈

  • @Megaspartan23
    @Megaspartan23 8 місяців тому +123

    I have a friend whose dad would always boast that he served in the Falkland's war. His dad was always abusive to his family because he suffers from PTSD due to seeing his unit die. However, my friend's aunt later told him that her brother never served in the war. He got kicked out of training due to his violent temper. He now has dementia and was transferred to a mental institution. But due to how badly he treats his family, no one has ever visited him. What goes around comes around.

  • @billslim1112
    @billslim1112 2 роки тому +148

    Im sorry but this is so funny. The way they switch from calm and friendly to aggressively shouting and swearing in his face in an instant is so funny.

    • @Red-Brick-Dream
      @Red-Brick-Dream 2 роки тому +6

      Are you $%&@ing 15 years old?

    • @billslim1112
      @billslim1112 2 роки тому +17

      @@Red-Brick-Dream that’s a lot of symbols, so many that I almost can’t tell what you mean

    • @freddiejones4598
      @freddiejones4598 Рік тому +5

      It’s completely fake

    • @billslim1112
      @billslim1112 Рік тому +2

      @@freddiejones4598 It doesn’t matter

    • @freddiejones4598
      @freddiejones4598 Рік тому

      @@billslim1112 what doesn’t matter?

  • @fewik8567
    @fewik8567 4 роки тому +7994

    Was planning on going on this show, might have to change my CV, I said I was a soldier at the battle of Hastings 1066, and slayed a dragon

  • @keirangeorge9046
    @keirangeorge9046 4 роки тому +6590

    "Tell us who you really are" would've died laughing if he'd said Ronnie Pickering 🤣

    • @Cassman2k
      @Cassman2k 4 роки тому +103

      Keiran George WHO? 😂😂

    • @Tom135
      @Tom135 4 роки тому +59

      "U FUCKIN WOT M8"

    • @lukemclellan2141
      @lukemclellan2141 4 роки тому +19

      I'm late to the party but I literally saw Ronnie's video for the very first time just yesterday! Classic

    • @scudder91
      @scudder91 4 роки тому +59

      To claim to be ronnie Pickering really would be stolen valour. He can say what he likes about being in the paras but theres only one ronnie Pickering. If hed pretended to be him that really would have been totally out of order.

    • @jakeparker9261
      @jakeparker9261 4 роки тому +29

      I didn't knew who Ronnie Pickering was, I looked it up. Laughed for 10 minutes straight. Thanks for making my day :)

  • @DEATHFLY187
    @DEATHFLY187 2 роки тому +46

    I served along side Captain Birdseye for 8 years. Longest time at sea was 13 months, surrounded by seamen and waves.

  • @navigator5426
    @navigator5426 2 роки тому +553

    Having been in the U.S. military for 10 years, and knowing people who have been in longer, if you spend enough time around certain military people you can tell who was what, who was in, who has seen combat, who was from an Elite Unit, S.E.A.L.S, Rangers, Marine Raiders etc. There is an ' attitude ' that they project. So to me, I think Ant knew right off the bat that there was something shifty about the guy and what happened was obviously scripted for dramatic effect, most t.v. shows are. But I think that this was done to make a point, which is don't say you were in the Military, or a S.E.A.L, or Army Ranger, etc unless you were, someone somewhere will know if you are not being honest and you may not like it when the truth comes out.

    • @limow2120
      @limow2120 2 роки тому +8

      haha what a load of bull

    • @stevenjones6420
      @stevenjones6420 2 роки тому

      How about the truth that aunty boy assaulted 2 police officers, one being a female, aunty boy is an example to every aggressive little man out there. Well done criminal boy, try telling the truth about yourself jail boy. Ps did you have a special bunk buddy to cuddle when you were lonely those nights in the cell, jail boy.

    • @justpastthepost1790
      @justpastthepost1790 2 роки тому +12

      That wasn’t scripted haha! He lied probably just young and stupid when he wrote the c.v. Simple as

    • @joeblack333
      @joeblack333 2 роки тому +7

      I was Air Force for 6 years. Not special operations of any kind, but stolen Valor makes me see red. It's passing on anyone who ever put on a uniform.

    • @dominus6224
      @dominus6224 Рік тому

      @@joeblack333 stfu degen. You see red cuz you’re stupid lmao. Should McDonald’s employees also cry when someone does stolen McNugget? You did a job and that’s that. Stop moaning about it. Stop pretending you’re a hero even though you’re nothing but a brainless sheep who committed war crimes.

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 4 роки тому +6707

    I actually served 17 years as a Captain in the 501st legion under the command of Anakin Skywalker

    • @DoubleTapsize
      @DoubleTapsize 4 роки тому +96

      art thou feeling it now mr krabs 212th attack battalion for me mate, obi wan kenobi is a real geezer

    • @johncena5299
      @johncena5299 4 роки тому +7

      art thou feeling it now mr krabs the chosen one?

    • @MrSilver261
      @MrSilver261 4 роки тому +4

      thats killed me !

    • @willkulik7143
      @willkulik7143 4 роки тому +5

      Until you lost the high ground and it was over

    • @BatSoup67
      @BatSoup67 4 роки тому +12

      Liar. The 501st weren't around for 17 years.

  • @mporter7316
    @mporter7316 4 роки тому +1826

    I've served 15 years in 522nd Keyboard Warrior's Regiment

    • @trappb4371
      @trappb4371 4 роки тому +24

      Same comrade

    • @olbaprabocse9940
      @olbaprabocse9940 4 роки тому +15

      I salute u sir

    • @trappb4371
      @trappb4371 4 роки тому +22

      @@olbaprabocse9940 thankyou for the recognition it's no easy task pretending to have a clue

    • @mporter7316
      @mporter7316 4 роки тому +8

      Sometimes I contradict myself and end up getting schooled on a wind up I started but I keep going. I have been tempted to mute notifications but I keep fighting

    • @charliewilson9837
      @charliewilson9837 4 роки тому +3

      I salute you for your sacrifices

  • @SimonWorlds
    @SimonWorlds 11 місяців тому +131

    12 years ex military here, this guy is like many sadly. Here I am retired and still fighting some of my demons, than there is people like this who wish they were in, lie about it and think it is all sunshine and rainbows and somehow makes them a tough somebody, nothing could be further from the truth.

    • @CharJohnson-kk9ok
      @CharJohnson-kk9ok 9 місяців тому +2

      Said in a comment above about attitude. Know a lad that did just under 4 as a Mercian. Medical discharge unfortunately. I know he’s not seen combat but I have more respect for him as he signed away his freedoms for something a hell of a lot more dangerous than what I did. Mitties are worse than the shit than that of stray dogs.

    • @charliemartn
      @charliemartn 8 місяців тому

      Thanks for your service. Hope everything works out for you

    • @user-tf3dt6wv3g
      @user-tf3dt6wv3g 8 місяців тому +2

      A lot of homeless claim false military affiliation I've noticed on the street's. Not just to get freebies either

    • @willewinky
      @willewinky 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@user-tf3dt6wv3gHomeless claiming to be ex-forces is annoying but I can see why they do so. There are many more support networks for veterans such as the Erskine Hospital or Royal Air Force Association.

  • @morganvegan6686
    @morganvegan6686 Рік тому +206

    That moment when you remember you're contracted to Channel 4 and are not allowed to touch anyone 🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @robwhitmore3040
      @robwhitmore3040 Рік тому +13

      It's the same in initial soldier training in modern military. Life gets a lot easier as soon as you realised you're going to gmbe yelled at but they can't touch you. The whole thing becomes a bit of a comical act.

    • @beansontoastxd420
      @beansontoastxd420 Рік тому +5

      @@robwhitmore3040 My brother would disagree, he learned his lesson when he got took round the back of a site building and asked "chin or chest" followed by a hefty punch from his Corporal.

    • @robwhitmore3040
      @robwhitmore3040 Рік тому +16

      @@beansontoastxd420 wow. The worst I got was a corporal telling me I'm the reason he goes home and kicks his dog.

    • @DisobedientSpaceWhale
      @DisobedientSpaceWhale 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@beansontoastxd420should have reported the Corporal

  • @criticalbill2090
    @criticalbill2090 5 років тому +1502

    Well, that was a tough job interview

  • @wibble2482
    @wibble2482 4 роки тому +3208

    I did three tours in Takistan and served in Operation Turkish Delight, never forget our sacrifice.

    • @RackHasAttacked
      @RackHasAttacked 4 роки тому +65

      Thank you for your service brave soldier

    • @fugo7664
      @fugo7664 4 роки тому +19

      You’re in.

    • @charliewilson9837
      @charliewilson9837 4 роки тому +19

      Fair play mate. Pretty badass If you asked me

    • @Wankshaftsbury
      @Wankshaftsbury 4 роки тому +10

      Three tours in Takistan? Wow, we will never forget your sacriice, lol wibble :D

    • @mikekendrick8705
      @mikekendrick8705 4 роки тому +3

      I bet it was proper tasty, it's not for everyone, bit like Marmite.. Oh man had me belly laughing for 10 mins reading your comment

  • @NotALot-xm6gz
    @NotALot-xm6gz Рік тому +14

    Billy showed enormous self control. I think things must have been much more tense without the cameras.

  • @dionomed9144
    @dionomed9144 2 роки тому +39

    "Integrity is a massive thing in the special forces community" & "the past catches up with you" says the guy who did 14 months for wounding a police officer and assaulting another then lied to Channel 4 bosses about his conviction and jail time.

  • @AndJusticeForMe
    @AndJusticeForMe 2 роки тому +1603

    I still remember the Pripyat mission like it was yesterday. Serving with Price and MacMillan was an incredible honor.

    • @commandingjudgedredd1841
      @commandingjudgedredd1841 2 роки тому +51

      The trouble we had finding you two, and bringing down one of our helicopters! Did you know how much that machine cost? And that poor pilot, only had it polished and cleaned the day before. You'll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow!

    • @theremnants6655
      @theremnants6655 Рік тому +9

      HEY SUSIE!

    • @cmac8722
      @cmac8722 7 місяців тому +2

      @@bernardfitzsimons6942 did somebody miss the joke?

  • @christosshugeh9573
    @christosshugeh9573 4 роки тому +5902

    Cant stand people who say they served when they never, I was a cook an am not ashamed to say so. Probably killed more men then any other SF soldier. Took at least 4 men out with salmonella. One time I was on secondment at Mc Donalds and a young rookie stepped on a high air pressure line which was feeding the milk shaker machine and it blew. I will never forget it, it took out three 4 star spatula operators and young beryl who come in on her day off. Am retired now after my officer advised me that if I cant stand the heat to stay out the kitchen..........this is a true story that needs no embellishment..

  • @bigseanSM
    @bigseanSM 2 роки тому +71

    You could actually see his soul leave his body when Ant turned the laptop around 🙈🤣

  • @Thegracethegreat1
    @Thegracethegreat1 Рік тому +33

    Holy shit. I would cry if i was screamed at like that. But totally understand why they did. I would be furious

    • @dmmoctober
      @dmmoctober Рік тому +2

      Couldn’t give a monkeys tbh besides he’s cuter than both of them. Priorities!!!

    • @pyrothebeast1025
      @pyrothebeast1025 23 дні тому

      This fuckin generation is fuckin soft nowadays if someone can't handle being yelled at then this world is going to fuck you up mate

    • @Thegracethegreat1
      @Thegracethegreat1 23 дні тому

      @@pyrothebeast1025 🧂🧂🧂

  • @jamezxh
    @jamezxh 3 роки тому +4775

    Imagine getting interrogated By Ant Middleton and Gordon Ramsay .

  • @im.clueless_kaden9187
    @im.clueless_kaden9187 3 роки тому +3773

    I was in the SAS for 2 years I was a sniper it was scary until my mum turned off the ps3

    • @MrConfrigo
      @MrConfrigo 3 роки тому +229

      No wonder she turned it off, 2 years straigh her energy bill must have been higher then snoop dogg

    • @missb9279
      @missb9279 3 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣

    • @andrecunningham2980
      @andrecunningham2980 3 роки тому +50

      I’m a sniper currently serving in Verdansk 84 yesterday had 10 kills

    • @katongotaylor1372
      @katongotaylor1372 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @louis_costa
      @louis_costa 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

  • @ricosuave8123
    @ricosuave8123 2 роки тому +12

    Once you’ve lost the trust of someone in that instance … you will *never* get it back. That was disgraceful.

  • @genrija8596
    @genrija8596 9 місяців тому +8

    I love the tactics they used here; they didn't outright call him a liar, they made him admit to being a liar. Kinda reminds me of that scene from Full Metal Jacket where Sgt Hartman tells Private Pyle to lean forward and choke himself.

  • @chrishemming1490
    @chrishemming1490 5 років тому +1830

    After they shouted at him I wish he’d have said he was mi6. That would have been raving!

    • @kaankoksal1412
      @kaankoksal1412 5 років тому +3

      Chris Hemming 😂😂😂

    • @KneeoGeeo
      @KneeoGeeo 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @MarineAqua45
      @MarineAqua45 5 років тому +4

      I don’t think hed of had the guts to as he was really scared?

    • @KneeoGeeo
      @KneeoGeeo 5 років тому +1

      @@MarineAqua45 Don't think he was scared lol. I also don't see the problem of saying he was in the forces.

    • @tylerbuet5139
      @tylerbuet5139 5 років тому +46

      Constant K are you serious or as thick as two short planks? He didn’t even get through pre para it’s a serious issue to lie about this stuff in the armed forces community

  • @Asif24960
    @Asif24960 5 років тому +3119

    Stolen valor. These guys take it serious. This is real

    • @uioplkhj
      @uioplkhj 4 роки тому +30

      Yea... Very real

    • @LightLife4
      @LightLife4 4 роки тому +129

      It's the armed forces/military, obviously their going to take it seriously. Think about it from their perspective; you serve 18+ years in the Paratroop regiment and you come across a dishonest little upstart who claims they did 3 full years when in fact they barely lasted six months. Even I'd be annoyed.

    • @benfenwick5403
      @benfenwick5403 4 роки тому +6

      It doesn't have to be people directly in army
      Alot of my uncles are soldiers one of which are a Sargent and when I see stolen valour vids I lose my shit

    • @ryanslack2666
      @ryanslack2666 4 роки тому +2

      @@benfenwick5403 It's all about your ties. If ur family is in the army you'll feel annoyed

    • @benfenwick5403
      @benfenwick5403 4 роки тому +1

      @@deeingalaplike none of them are acting. Just one of them are more annoyed then ready to batter the liar

  • @truthseeker9945
    @truthseeker9945 2 місяці тому +4

    “When I said I won the Victoria cross for my services in The Falklands and Afghanistan, I really meant I participated in a work’s team building exercise at Laser Quest.”

  • @jjmm2
    @jjmm2 Рік тому +4

    I can see why 1:55 is the most replayed part of the video...I lost it when Ants hair got all animated 🤣

  • @conor90
    @conor90 3 роки тому +2710

    “Tell us who you really are....”
    “I’m Ronnie Pickering!”

    • @trentoncrisp
      @trentoncrisp 3 роки тому +45

      Do you know who I am???

    • @R008K
      @R008K 3 роки тому +71

      "Served 5 years with the Bare Knuckle regiment"

    • @HenryWalsh97
      @HenryWalsh97 3 роки тому +17

      lol thanks for the laugh

    • @debbielundberg9379
      @debbielundberg9379 3 роки тому +12

      🤣😂classic

    • @liammeech3702
      @liammeech3702 3 роки тому +12

      Imagine a fight between these vets and Ronnie Pickering fresh of his driving test.

  • @robsmithracing
    @robsmithracing 4 роки тому +4749

    I was in the parachute regiment when I was 21. I was a 6’4” muscular man, then I had an accident when my parachute didn’t open , I’m now a 5’2” woman.

    • @peterwaring-zc5es
      @peterwaring-zc5es 4 роки тому +12

      Lol great joke 😂😂

    • @williamanderson461
      @williamanderson461 3 роки тому +12

      CaptainCornedBeefs Bodyguard wait I don’t understand please explain what happened?

    • @robsmithracing
      @robsmithracing 3 роки тому +122

      William Anderson the joke is it was lie being that my parachute didn’t open and it made me shorter and took my old chap of in the accident. Of course in reality it never happened to me, like the bloke on the video.

    • @williamanderson461
      @williamanderson461 3 роки тому +6

      CaptainCornedBeefs Bodyguard oh okay now I understand😂

    • @Stuartrobinson84
      @Stuartrobinson84 3 роки тому +23

      I was in the paratroopers too I never used to open my parachute until I seen the tops of the trees...... at night.

  • @dariusdoodoo
    @dariusdoodoo Рік тому +12

    I’m quite impressed this guy didn’t flinch a muscle at 1:55.

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 8 місяців тому +1

      This show is fake they're all actors

    • @cookieking1996
      @cookieking1996 2 місяці тому

      @@borris3768no it’s not lol

    • @meleemaster5898
      @meleemaster5898 2 місяці тому

      @@borris3768 it actually isnt i have met Ant Middleton he is no joke or actor

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 2 місяці тому

      @@meleemaster5898 I worked with him on a movie

    • @meleemaster5898
      @meleemaster5898 2 місяці тому +2

      @@borris3768 ye so did your mum

  • @reconbravo104
    @reconbravo104 9 місяців тому +3

    "Walter Fucking Mitty!" has to be the least intimidating thing to shout in somebody's face I've ever heard

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 5 років тому +4131

    If those cameras were off...
    Man wouldn't be walking out of there.

    • @Aardvarked88
      @Aardvarked88 5 років тому +44

      Bollocks

    • @dickdaring365
      @dickdaring365 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahahaha

    • @BaxFPS
      @BaxFPS 5 років тому +258

      freedom45 Mark Billingham spent 27 years in the SAS you fucking muppet, what you’ve done and what will you will do in your life won’t even come close to his accolades so sit the fuck down

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому +74

      @freedom45 fuck off mate

    • @leefricker962
      @leefricker962 5 років тому +18

      Ant would pummel him to the ground.

  • @LondonTom007
    @LondonTom007 3 роки тому +6216

    Ant would seem alot more scary and intimidating if he didn't have the voice of david beckham

    • @eightw5783
      @eightw5783 3 роки тому +136

      I'd go for Joe Pascale on steroids.

    • @tarantulagirl
      @tarantulagirl 3 роки тому +95

      I was going to make this comment and you made it for me! It’s hard to taking him seriously when he sounds like he’s been hitting the helium gas!

    • @k3ny0n2
      @k3ny0n2 3 роки тому +297

      Bet you lot wouldn't say that to his face 😂

    • @vicegaminguk
      @vicegaminguk 3 роки тому +9

      So true!

    • @nickstone1587
      @nickstone1587 3 роки тому +74

      @@k3ny0n2 be hard to say it to his face with all that Just For Men deflecting it

  • @mt2oo8
    @mt2oo8 Рік тому +6

    His CV actually didn't lie, said he was there for 12 weeks.

    • @V_II_IK_I_IN_G
      @V_II_IK_I_IN_G Місяць тому

      It says Armed Forces (Parachute regiment: May 2005 - May 2008

  • @maxvanderweide3201
    @maxvanderweide3201 2 роки тому +2

    I was a Major General of the allied forces. I dont even remember how many tours i did in alterac valley prior to 2010.

  • @yohanshane3695
    @yohanshane3695 4 роки тому +819

    I served 9 years in the navy with captain Birdseye

    • @redacted2458
      @redacted2458 4 роки тому +8

      Lots of ladies aboard that ship I've heard

    • @4-76ba7
      @4-76ba7 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cuttlefishpie3731
      @cuttlefishpie3731 3 роки тому +5

      Was that aboard HMS Paedophile?

    • @redacted2458
      @redacted2458 3 роки тому +1

      @@cuttlefishpie3731 ladies as in fish

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 3 роки тому +1

      Only the best for the captain. 🐟 ⚓ 🌊

  • @kevinobrien2193
    @kevinobrien2193 4 роки тому +959

    He looks like he’s about to cry before they even start to talk to him

    • @cc-ns2lp
      @cc-ns2lp 4 роки тому +67

      But literally doesn't move when they scream at him

    • @54356776
      @54356776 4 роки тому +50

      @@cc-ns2lp
      Fear, makes you freeze.

    • @braveheart2785
      @braveheart2785 4 роки тому +5

      GG FlameZz you would have cried and shake

    • @__porter
      @__porter 4 роки тому +5

      Id have taken a shit in my pants if Ant screamed at me like that.

    • @vchrome7319
      @vchrome7319 4 роки тому +1

      @@__porter lmao

  • @thebluemoose8190
    @thebluemoose8190 2 роки тому +3

    2:32 “fink about what you’re ✨sayin✨”

  • @gunchuikov9845
    @gunchuikov9845 8 місяців тому +2

    I like how they both started yelling at the same time

  • @fromthisposition7125
    @fromthisposition7125 4 роки тому +1998

    Ant Middleton - looks like a Spartan, sounds like Ally Law

    • @Idri5
      @Idri5 4 роки тому +11

      😂

    • @charlierowell1395
      @charlierowell1395 4 роки тому +9

      From this position would beat the shit out of you

    • @paulodonnell935
      @paulodonnell935 4 роки тому +7

      the ginger haired lad who does "overnight challenges" , fuck me thats cracked me up , is this sean lock ??

    • @l3gionmusic814
      @l3gionmusic814 4 роки тому +12

      @@davidparker667 For one, his voice isn't even bad, two, your voice has nothing to do with being a soldier and three, his balls are so big if they dropped any further half the population of the earth would be wiped out by tsunamis.

    • @Trptychs
      @Trptychs 4 роки тому +2

      look on ma channel at ally law vids ahahahaha funy bastad

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 3 роки тому +981

    "Have you heard of Stolen Valour?" Good opportunity to reply "No Staff Sergeant, Whose He?"

    • @jblasutavario9549
      @jblasutavario9549 3 роки тому +17

      😆 🤣 😂

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 3 роки тому +37

      If I didn't know what Stolen Valor was I feel like I could have said something stupid like that 😂

    • @simoncannon6794
      @simoncannon6794 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @jakeflory007
      @jakeflory007 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Alex.1739
      @Alex.1739 3 роки тому +5

      Instant death but still worth it

  • @richardcarnaby3398
    @richardcarnaby3398 2 роки тому +3

    Never seen this program and after seeing this I doubt if I ever will!

  • @ld5667
    @ld5667 2 роки тому +2

    No one talking about how he didn’t even flinch when the table got slammed and he went into his face

  • @dominiquelouis69
    @dominiquelouis69 3 роки тому +2342

    I also served as an SAS. Sainsbury’s Assistant supervisor 😂😂😭

  • @j.blowers3179
    @j.blowers3179 4 роки тому +4053

    I’ve talked to actual SAS people, they’ve told me what it stands for. It stands for Super Army Soldiers.

    • @ridingalion8232
      @ridingalion8232 4 роки тому +79

      Classic😂

    • @brianbenson1511
      @brianbenson1511 4 роки тому +47

      Oi Kemp!!!

    • @olly5507
      @olly5507 4 роки тому +45

      the outtakes to that scene in Extras is too much haha

    • @deelan8664
      @deelan8664 4 роки тому +33

      They wouldn’t lie to one of their own

    • @vinlab5937
      @vinlab5937 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

  • @McD5791
    @McD5791 Рік тому +3

    @ 1:42 - sh¿t, even the laptop / tablet was shaking cos it knew what was coming next... 🤣

  • @kimsmithboswell958
    @kimsmithboswell958 Рік тому

    Thank you

  • @ImBirdBrained
    @ImBirdBrained 3 роки тому +637

    When they turn the computer around, you can physically see when his soul leave his body.

    • @BigWelshMike
      @BigWelshMike 3 роки тому +22

      Agreed. Full sphincter-check moment right there.

    • @marketsellinenglish3196
      @marketsellinenglish3196 3 роки тому +5

      Actually, I went back to that part, it was actually his balls turning into a vag--a. That's what you saw....

    • @disgruntledunicorn007
      @disgruntledunicorn007 2 роки тому +3

      @@marketsellinenglish3196 Uh... the mighty V is actually an incredible part of a body. Not weak at all.

    • @klsaunders2656
      @klsaunders2656 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @neildempster2827
      @neildempster2827 2 роки тому

      Yeah. Ahahaha

  • @righthonourablezeus3828
    @righthonourablezeus3828 5 років тому +790

    1:55 imagine this response to a lie about working at Tescos lol...

    • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
      @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 років тому +4

      RightHonourable Zeus yeah when people ask what I do for a living it’s “general retail” 😂

    • @GSXRI300
      @GSXRI300 5 років тому +3

      Why would u admit to working at tescoshite lol

    • @davewilco822
      @davewilco822 4 роки тому +8

      @@GSXRI300 when I first got out of the forces I worked at Tesco as a cleaner.

    • @GSXRI300
      @GSXRI300 4 роки тому +4

      @@davewilco822 nowt wrong with that fella but i hate tesco with a passion and the other big four are not far behind, i think if you do the full term or honerable discharge you should not have to work again with a mint pension, thanks for your service steve

    • @josephrichards1396
      @josephrichards1396 4 роки тому +1

      RightHonourable Zeus hahahaha

  • @meleemaster5898
    @meleemaster5898 2 місяці тому

    I met Ant Middleton IRL in Nottingham couple years ago really nice guy he did a talk/presentation in the theatre telling us about his experiences in the army

  • @garydouglass9577
    @garydouglass9577 Рік тому +62

    Need ant back on this show. They need to be spoken too in that way 99% of the time. The actual staff were in their time. Gotta respect them not complain about ant swearing at them and removing him from the series. I stopped watching it since he left.

    • @petercdowney
      @petercdowney Рік тому +1

      I lost respect for Ant when he implied that the right thing to do for the team was to quit.
      In the British military, you *don't* leave anyone behind, no matter what.

    • @overthewebb
      @overthewebb Рік тому

      @@petercdowney Have you heard yourself you clown? Ant telling him to quit is fuck all to do with leaving anyone behind

    • @MarineAqua45
      @MarineAqua45 9 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@petercdowneyIt was a trick question. He wanted to see if they had the mental-strength to pass or not?
      Its easy to quit,rather than to succeed.
      The course is designed to psychologically,mass people up & to see how they cope,under:stress & duress.
      Name calling like:youre fucking useless,etc:is part of that brutal-test,as its a game.
      In basic-training:no matter how perfect your kit & general-efforts are,there is always something that they’ll find fault with or get you to do.

    • @petercdowney
      @petercdowney 9 місяців тому

      @@MarineAqua45 What I mean is that the recruit in question refused to quit, until Ant went up to him and demanded his arm band, telling him that he was off and denying him a say in the matter.

  • @lscott4074
    @lscott4074 5 років тому +1003

    1:55 when your ma says she's getting pizza tonight but it's from asda

    • @tob4643
      @tob4643 4 роки тому +6

      Lmfao 😂😂

    • @Cassman2k
      @Cassman2k 4 роки тому

      Hutchings same

    • @braddsfx8921
      @braddsfx8921 4 роки тому +26

      When mum says she is getting take away but cooks instead 1:55

    • @itsonlymat1594
      @itsonlymat1594 4 роки тому +3

      When ur ma catches u lying about eating all the deritos

    • @captaincluster316
      @captaincluster316 4 роки тому

      Lee 😁👍

  • @mcstumpy7545
    @mcstumpy7545 3 роки тому +824

    I served 13 years in the 212th legion and we fought side by side with of the greatest generals of all, Obi Wan Kenobi

  • @sammills9956
    @sammills9956 6 місяців тому

    Love the fact ant made billy jump and billy tries to cover it with also shouting 😂

  • @jongreen6422
    @jongreen6422 6 місяців тому

    Ive met n had the privilege of knowing ex special forces guys , very down to earth and funny guys, when i was doing selection for the army basic training they were very encouraging to me , a great bunch of lads

  • @AWordorNinety
    @AWordorNinety 4 роки тому +1309

    When they both slammed the table and started screaming my nervous laughter would have kicked in and I'd be bellowing to kingdom come. I'd be in absolute splits.

    • @airindiana
      @airindiana 4 роки тому +56

      I had this at school. It got me in no end of trouble when being told off

    • @josmo1363
      @josmo1363 4 роки тому +35

      "But why would you be laughing at my *ACTING* "
      That was all I saw when beardy McBeardy hit the table and then his mate hit the table half a second later like "oh yeah, I'm supposed to be doing something too RAH-RAH-RAH" and so on

    • @dontlaughtoomuch11
      @dontlaughtoomuch11 4 роки тому +2

      @@josmo1363 I am sorry but when he got up I would have given him a A+ for theatrics...
      I was cracking up, I had to rewind that part over and over again.

    • @darrylscott6648
      @darrylscott6648 4 роки тому +10

      You wouldve done nothing hahaha

    • @dontlaughtoomuch11
      @dontlaughtoomuch11 4 роки тому +4

      @@darrylscott6648 Production would have fired me tbh if I was in the dude's shoes :D
      I would have messed up their whole theatrical antics by cracking the hell up :)

  • @charmeccho
    @charmeccho 4 роки тому +3420

    Lying about being in the military to ex-military men has gotta be the scummiest thing, there's no excuse. Disgusting.

    • @tenebrissubterra4596
      @tenebrissubterra4596 4 роки тому +59

      Funny as fuck though. I mean who cares about these 2 plebs

    • @54356776
      @54356776 4 роки тому +57

      @@tenebrissubterra4596
      You would if you ever met them...

    • @tenebrissubterra4596
      @tenebrissubterra4596 4 роки тому +29

      @@54356776 hm ye course I would care or remember about dumb and dumber

    • @Cocksucker7117
      @Cocksucker7117 4 роки тому +22

      Henry Heeson Internet paratrooper

    • @tenebrissubterra4596
      @tenebrissubterra4596 4 роки тому +1

      @@Cocksucker7117 ye

  • @nala7658
    @nala7658 Місяць тому +4

    Never EVER lie to a service man about serving!! 😮

  • @gabrieldettmannb4509
    @gabrieldettmannb4509 Рік тому +5

    'integrity is a massive thing in the special forces community'.....tell that to the buchered middle eastern civilians

  • @robinhooduk8255
    @robinhooduk8255 3 роки тому +1467

    the comments are better than the video

    • @davelewis6256
      @davelewis6256 3 роки тому

      Khabin for the tin

    • @danbreen1916
      @danbreen1916 3 роки тому +4

      I served with colonel mustard in the battle of hamburger Hill

    • @Faeron1984
      @Faeron1984 3 роки тому +2

      Your channel was awesome man, come back to us

    • @RM-tj6ju
      @RM-tj6ju 2 роки тому

      Rightwing nonce

  • @AHalz
    @AHalz 3 роки тому +400

    I served 10 years with Captain Jack Sparrow. My name was Abu Hajaar. I wasn’t too well loved by any in the crew

    • @orionstar1530
      @orionstar1530 3 роки тому +10

      I saw abu hajaar rolling past my local walmart, glad to see you are still a skilled, dedicated professional! Thankyou for your service abu

    • @benwillmott7979
      @benwillmott7979 3 роки тому +4

      Real ones know who Abu hajaar is

    • @DEEZ_N4T
      @DEEZ_N4T 2 роки тому

      That one video shared by VICE really went places

  • @deusvultpictures6550
    @deusvultpictures6550 8 місяців тому +2

    I served 4 years with Captain Price, 22nd SAS. Those wee the days

  • @DipSet85
    @DipSet85 8 місяців тому +1

    Two tours of Ghost Recon and 8 tours under the wing of Captain John Price. I have virtual combat experience on Land, Sea, Air and occasionally Space with custom maps.

  • @philliphampton5183
    @philliphampton5183 3 роки тому +409

    "That makes us brothers, you know that right?" Yikes. I'm sweating, and I'm not there, and WAS in the Army.

    • @Aerodeth
      @Aerodeth 3 роки тому +21

      He was genuinely hoping he was a brother.
      That's why he looked so goddang heartbroken after his comrade chewed the liar out.

    • @thebucktruck9588
      @thebucktruck9588 Рік тому +14

      @@Aerodeth lol no he wasn’t. He already knew that he wasn’t, they both did. He said that sarcastically to make him look even more of a fool

    • @aspiknf
      @aspiknf 11 місяців тому

      @@thebucktruck9588 Well said

  • @stormtrooper8800
    @stormtrooper8800 4 роки тому +291

    I served in the empire for 24 years under the command of Emperor Palpatine.

    • @neonichigo
      @neonichigo 4 роки тому +2

      sshhckshskshssh ( i was a death trooper)

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you for your service!

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 3 роки тому +3

      Shit this guys for real

    • @martinmadrazo6189
      @martinmadrazo6189 3 роки тому +1

      And in your 24 years, you missed every single shot

    • @chillx656
      @chillx656 3 роки тому

      I didnt ask but thanks for the info

  • @tobybailey4468
    @tobybailey4468 Рік тому

    Just read Ant's book 'First Man In' where he mentions this moment, love it

  • @sugarray6250
    @sugarray6250 Рік тому +11

    Ant gets me all the time. Everything he opens his mouth I expect this Gérard Butler/300 voice to come out but then he opens it and its the voice of a 8 year old prebuscent boy 🤣

    • @overthewebb
      @overthewebb Рік тому

      Ant is an ex SBS soldier with years of service, what have you done with your life?

    • @DisobedientSpaceWhale
      @DisobedientSpaceWhale 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@overthewebbnot been in prison?

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 4 роки тому +359

    "Tell us who you really are".........."I'm Batman"

  • @Ben-oy1td
    @Ben-oy1td 3 роки тому +431

    Ant “ you can’t hide anything from us” .... apart from the CV you submitted when you applied for the show.

    • @mynameisjeff174
      @mynameisjeff174 2 роки тому +6

      How did they let that one under the radar 🤣

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 2 роки тому +33

      you mean the one they found lol. they probably knew all along but ya know, it makes for good telly...

    • @willypancake1245
      @willypancake1245 2 роки тому +42

      Says it was an old cv online, not the one he submitted.

  • @Klown84
    @Klown84 2 місяці тому

    I served a year in the cub scouts special camping unit. Only the best cub scouts were chosen for their skills in knot tying and cooking beans on a campfire under cover of night. We were dropped by coach behind lines at Buckmore Park Scouts camp and let me tell you it was no picnic, the bogs were appalling and there was no birds there at all. We had our motto which was ‘ If you want to be a bear, be a grizzly’ happy days though and I came through relatively unscathed with only a touch of PTSD. 👍

  • @Hazardlv
    @Hazardlv Рік тому +2

    I once held an Infinity Stone

  • @four-twenty4205
    @four-twenty4205 3 роки тому +897

    1:59 When the McDonald's employee tell you their ice-cream machine is broken

    • @aljack1979
      @aljack1979 3 роки тому +30

      Lol, it's because they can't be arsed cleaning it.

    • @VariousLayerz
      @VariousLayerz 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah, how the hell can it be broken literally EVERY SINGLE TIME you go in?

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 3 роки тому +16

      Then when they try to explain it’s been playing up for a few days 2:05

    • @crewtc1987
      @crewtc1987 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mukymuk28
    @mukymuk28 3 роки тому +378

    the comment section is not what i expected, but everything i didnt know i needed

    • @uzer141
      @uzer141 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @techwiz7947
    @techwiz7947 2 роки тому +2

    I breathed. I'm not lying.

  • @OAKROADSKETCHES
    @OAKROADSKETCHES Рік тому +2

    Oh dear 😳 what a mistake 🙈 ..the guys are right to be furious...for all the men serving we salute 🙏 you all

  • @LSergei983
    @LSergei983 4 роки тому +586

    When someone starts talking about essential oils: 2:05

  • @markcharleson8972
    @markcharleson8972 5 років тому +941

    I'm ex forces and its so infuriating when you have a Walter mitty telling you lies and that, it boils my piss, he's so lucky he wasn't dismantled.

    • @5iveoceanshells
      @5iveoceanshells 5 років тому +38

      It's the ultimate disrespect

    • @nickking7494
      @nickking7494 4 роки тому +47

      If the cameras weren't there, he would've got the living shit knocked out of him!

    • @krisbrag87
      @krisbrag87 4 роки тому +24

      You are fucked up in the head then clearly. And shows what some garbage people there is in the army who are suposed to be the good strong guys

    • @codyjones1639
      @codyjones1639 4 роки тому +13

      Mark Charleson No he wouldn’t of got dismantled and no one cares too

    • @cptskellern
      @cptskellern 4 роки тому +3

      Liar.

  • @dida079
    @dida079 2 роки тому +2

    Scared the crap out of me when Ant launched ferociously 😂

  • @user-yz1qr3wr9c
    @user-yz1qr3wr9c 2 місяці тому +3

    Absolute outrage they fired Ant...

  • @lordshimura1976
    @lordshimura1976 4 роки тому +307

    Lol imagine if he said again that he was a paratrooper.

    • @JG-sp2dn
      @JG-sp2dn 4 роки тому +3

      ledgendz Lmao

    • @christophermorrison2510
      @christophermorrison2510 4 роки тому +7

      Ant wouldn’t care that the cameramen were there and if he tried to put up a fight he would be obliterated

    • @dominus6224
      @dominus6224 Рік тому

      @@christophermorrison2510 🧢

  • @pilkingtongaming9072
    @pilkingtongaming9072 4 роки тому +234

    I also served along side Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley

    • @Aerodeth
      @Aerodeth 4 роки тому +5

      *Slams table* YOU FUCKIN WOT?!

    • @neonichigo
      @neonichigo 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @seekndestroy6678
      @seekndestroy6678 3 роки тому +1

      Also 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 (Captain John Price)

    • @arftrooper44
      @arftrooper44 3 роки тому +4

      But everything went South after our mission for the DSM. General Shepherd was picking us up, I got knocked out and next thing I knew Ghost and Roach were a pile of burned down bodies. I fought my way back to Captain Price and Captain McTavish and received my new rank, Sergeant.

  • @tecsmith_info
    @tecsmith_info 9 місяців тому +2

    Done my time in the military, I got to season six then I stopped paying.

  • @MrSh4W
    @MrSh4W 2 роки тому +1

    Jee Ant shouted and I soiled my pants, my nice cup of tea ended up in the air aswell!

  • @HasAfzal
    @HasAfzal 4 роки тому +328

    1:55 is hilarious, Ant loses his shit and then the dude on the left is like. Okay I'll lose my shit too on a delayed response haha

    • @staticjump
      @staticjump 4 роки тому +19

      I think it's one of those he was midfull of the Camera. Ant's a TV personality, he knows how to behave for the camera. Role up get up but it's a little bit of s show. Billy, I feel like the cameras would have to be cut off if he did stand up.

    • @edwardclowes1448
      @edwardclowes1448 4 роки тому +2

      Good spot. But maybe he just has slower reactions because he’s older?

    • @staticjump
      @staticjump 4 роки тому +16

      @@edwardclowes1448 very much doubt it.

    • @TempzModz
      @TempzModz 4 роки тому +6

      It was kinda cringe

    • @macdonalds1972
      @macdonalds1972 4 роки тому +5

      He forgot to read the script.

  • @connorgarwell
    @connorgarwell 4 роки тому +1234

    I fought alongside Harry Potter in the battle for Hogwarts

  • @Mike--Oxmall
    @Mike--Oxmall Рік тому +3

    I dont know why but I burst out laughing at 1:55

  • @jacklambert1521
    @jacklambert1521 2 роки тому +4

    "Never trust a junkie."
    -Ministry, Just One Fix

  • @gunitsoilder3192
    @gunitsoilder3192 4 роки тому +1198

    That guy had real fear in his eyes he was shit scared

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 роки тому +37

      Billy's eyes were filled with pure disgust.
      Ant's eyes seemed to be full of disappointment and sorrow.

    • @homoerectus4923
      @homoerectus4923 3 роки тому +1

      not really he was probably in adrenaline by the shouting and possibly swear

    • @homoerectus4923
      @homoerectus4923 3 роки тому

      sweat

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 3 роки тому +2

      The moment he realised he was caught out

    • @trolla5125
      @trolla5125 3 роки тому +5

      Ngl i felt intimidated

  • @StwR1989
    @StwR1989 3 роки тому +121

    I served 1 hour in the golf war. Was trapped in the sand with only a 9 iron. Brutal times 🏌️

    • @AlfaGTA156
      @AlfaGTA156 Рік тому +1

      I was armed with sand wedge and managed to escape the 3rd bunker on the 8th attempt. Never again.

    • @anthonytovey3627
      @anthonytovey3627 Рік тому +1

      I too served in the Golf war. I was shit upon by an Eagle, which is a vicious BIRDIE, which caused me to suffer from a HANDICAP injury when it's claws ripped out an eye. I ran to my PAR and got shot out of the EIGHTEENTH BUNKER by a bloody golf club.

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 Рік тому +1

      Please please, enough of the Gulf puns.

    • @jakefox589
      @jakefox589 Рік тому

      I was hit by friendly fire after a rebound from a driver

  • @Pip-ti9xp
    @Pip-ti9xp 2 роки тому +2

    I have never seen the DS so pissed off (rightly so). Lying about being in the military is extremely disrespectful.

  • @evanslater4551
    @evanslater4551 2 роки тому

    1:56 bruh even the guy on the left (forgot his name) nearly had a heart attack 😂😂 or maybe he was just slamming the table

  • @grimaldus1967
    @grimaldus1967 4 роки тому +142

    "I got past basic training, I made it to week 12".... Yeah that's about 16 weeks short of passing out mate.

    • @Ensirum
      @Ensirum 4 роки тому

      By my estimate thats 20 weeks short.

  • @mclean9092
    @mclean9092 3 роки тому +247

    2:31 when you get told it’s not cold outside and go out without a coat

  • @thomaslake2946
    @thomaslake2946 9 місяців тому +1

    When Is this on tv again

  • @Walterwhite_cooks
    @Walterwhite_cooks 8 місяців тому +1

    I currently work in Sainsbury’s Argos area